Last one to post wins the internets

[tesco]

Last one to post gets $20.

Starting a new thread.

If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.

If you do I'll tell you.

[CrabGirl]

Ahhhh did the big thread break the board again?

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

just been told im getting a sweet bonus this month!1 enough to pay off my credit card and cut it up for good! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[Mr. Mulder]

46485

!1 :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

come on you cunts entertain me ffs!!!!1!1!

[thebazzla]

come on you cunts entertain me ffs!!!!1!1!isnt that the job of your work mates? and you are getting a bonus:w00t:

[thebazzla]

+ where are you getting all those gifs from

[Barbarossa]

Damn. Suddenly all the interesting people came back, and I can't join in :emo:

Why, is your internets broke.

The owners of my company in their infinite wisdom have moved our office to Londinium, and are monitoring internet access. The only days I can internetz are tuesdays and fridays when I work from home.

Also, they have generated loads of extra work which is nice, but they haven't employed any extra people which isn't nice, so I'm finding myself constantly busy at the moment, which is quite a shock to the system.

So there. :(

[JPaul]

You are busy doing work and they are limiting your access to the internets you are telling us. Has the World run mad.

That's just not right, you have ... rights.

[Biggles]

Hey Mulder - mighty news on the bonus front. Are you keeping it secret from colleagues or are you wallowing in the envy and hate? :yup:


Barbie - welcome to the club. My work actually blocks work sites as well as everything else*. I've had words with IT but they assure me it nutjobs off site :ermm:

*I'm assuming everything else is blocked. The rest of the office could be sitting posting their cawks on Facebook while I sit fuming over a blocked ONS site :dabs:

[JPaul]

Les, Les Les.

You are a lad who bought the free downloads if memory serves.

Les Paul documentary on BBC Radio 2 just now. Fact.

[Biggles]

Les, Les Les.

You are a lad who bought the free downloads if memory serves.

Les Paul documentary on BBC Radio 2 just now. Fact.

I treasure them - you do if you pay for them.

Les Paul FTW. Never liked the Gibson SG - too flat.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hey Mulder - mighty news on the bonus front. Are you keeping it secret from colleagues or are you wallowing in the envy and hate? :yup:

its a secret, don't tell anyone! i've only told the interwebs :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

46643

Bwahahaha!

[butterflyseo]

This is my first post, am i the last post :)

[Mr. Mulder]

Mornsup, d00dz :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

Morning.

[ciapel]

First post for me... And hope it willl be the last here :!!!!

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

stfu rookie

[Mr. Mulder]

Friday motherfuckers!!! But got 0 plans for this weekend :dabs:

[ziggyjuarez]

Just stole the laptop back :sly:

[megabyteme]

Just stole the laptop back :sly:

Was that from the 12 yo you were dating? Bet she cried when you took it, huh?

Sorry. I feel bad already...but not bad enough to delete. :evil:

[Mr. Mulder]

you shouldn't touch 12 year olds their mums get real mad :no:

[megabyteme]

Apparently, this mom's "cool" with it. Oregon. :idunno:

[Mr. Mulder]

46945

[Mr. Mulder]

love is a complicated thing ...when its illegal ....with children ...and it's illegal

[Barbarossa]

that's pretty deep, man.

Unlike Ziggy's girlfriend, like.

Ugh, I just made myself feel nauseous :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

that's what she said :(


derp.

[ziggyjuarez]

What happened to that thread.Was looking for it but it looks like it was deleted.I just glanced at skeekys posts because i dint have time but now i cant read it :(

[ziggyjuarez]

This other 19 year old girl keeps looking for my jock.

[megabyteme]

Yeah, it's gone. Happened around the time of the site change...

If I remember correctly, Skweeky said something like [Tap that tight young ass; spank it, ride it hard!!!]- or something not even close to that. :idunno:

And I was warning you about potential felonies and sex offender lists that will stick to you for the rest of your life...

[ziggyjuarez]

O.Well cant get in trouble if i dont do anything:dabs:
Good looking out skeeky.:)

[megabyteme]

What's wrong with the 19 yo? That's legal. Seems to be a much better option. Suit up and ride.

AND...you can take her out in public.

Let the other one finish Junior High, and grow up.

[ziggyjuarez]

I really dont like her.She was my first kiss and so on but shes really stupid.I dint like to talk to her when she was my girlfriend and now shes not i dont talk to her.Shes also very slutty.I know it cool and awsome to have a slutty girlfriend to most dudes but i dont.I cant be with some one who is slutty.

[megabyteme]

Then wait and find a third, yet viable option. As it is, you are looking at serious trouble if the young one even suggests you did something inappropriate.

Picture yourself going to a job interview...

Potential employer: So, I see you are a registered sex offender. Care to give us some details.

You: Well, I was 20, and she was 14. We were in "love" at the time.

No Longer Potential Employer: Thanks for coming in. :yikes:


The same will happen every time you apply for an apartment/house rental. Many areas would not allow you within several hundred feet of public places. You would not be able to move out of the city you are in. Yet, you may not be allowed in the city you are in. Understand the severity yet?

Don't even play with this. Honestly, you have NO business hanging out with a minor who is sooo much younger than you.

[ziggyjuarez]

I wont get in trouble because i wont do anything with her.I only got four years and i can wait.I dont even want to tap it.i got my right hand for that.

[megabyteme]

There's temptation AND risk that the two of you won't always get along so well. Young chicks can be manipulative/vengeful. You seem like a very nice guy. Don't risk so much for so little, bud.

[Mr. Mulder]

well whatever you do be sure to let us watch.

[Proper Bo]

one of ewe cunts find me a download link for the captain hotknives album "squidgy black" or do something else.

[dsa16]

sup

[Mr. Mulder]

on the subject of unrelated, what are ewe cawks using to maik DVD's these days? I've got a big phat .avi i need to .vobatize!1 :01:

[c0ld]

DVD-RW drive.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha! :mellow:

[ziggyjuarez]

DVds are hard to make :(

[megabyteme]

I roll mine by hand. Sure, it takes longer, but in the end, you've got something unique; something that says, "I won't fit in just any old DVD player."

[Mr. Mulder]

using Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter, no fanks to ewe guise :snooty:

back from teh gym where there wasnt one fit girl to perv over, all tubby housewives :emo:

[Something Else]

using Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter, no fanks to ewe guise :snooty:

back from teh gym where there wasnt one fit girl to perv over, all tubby housewives :emo:

ConverX to DVD > Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter . It's on that freshwap site. Innit.

Fatburds > .

[Something Else]

one of ewe cunts find me a download link for the captain hotknives album "squidgy black" or do something else.

I googled 'captain hotknives squidgy black download' and your post is the top result. The rest are irrelevant. Fact.

[Mr. Mulder]

using Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter, no fanks to ewe guise :snooty:

back from teh gym where there wasnt one fit girl to perv over, all tubby housewives :emo:

ConverX to DVD > Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter . It's on that freshwap site. Innit.

Fatburds > .


i r doing what you said and downloading convertx now and soon after i will go out in search of fat burds ...though i don't think im going to be able to explain this to the misses :unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

I see, We can see, "Top poster of the month" now.

[megabyteme]

The results seem rigged. I demand blood in the streets!

[Mr. Mulder]

convertx worked to the macs, only took lyke an hour to make hot tub thyme machine into a dvd on my shitty single core laptop :01:

[tesco]

convertx worked to the macs, only took lyke an hour to make hot tub thyme machine into a dvd on my shitty single core laptop :01:
I remember a few years ago it used to take 8 hours to convert my avi's to dvd.

[Skiz]

backfromvacationsup :cry:

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIV8jHnfwP8

[Snee]

ConverX to DVD > Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter . It's on that freshwap site. Innit.

Fatburds > .

Planets > whales > elephants > fatburds. ffs.

[Something Else]

ConverX to DVD > Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter . It's on that freshwap site. Innit.

Fatburds > .

Planets > whales > elephants > fatburds. ffs.

I'm willing to settle for that. I've had my fill of the latter, and the rest sound new and exciting. :smilie4:


convertx worked to the macs, only took lyke an hour to make hot tub thyme machine into a dvd on my shitty single core laptop :01:

Win-doze.

[Something Else]

backfromvacationsup :cry:


What in the name of holy vaginas do you mean. :unsure:

[Skiz]

Mesmerizing (http://today.deviantart.com/dds/?day=2010-08-12#/d1exofj)

[Something Else]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/134/1/a/Dragon_VII_by_NegativeFeedback.swf /fixed NegativeFeedback :emo:

[ziggyjuarez]

Filtered internet does not allow art.

[Mr. Mulder]

gottowurkfor7sup :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

47251

cats on the interwebz, whatever next :rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/aug/15/internet-brain-neuroscience-debate

i have just read all of this, it would appear that i have been made stoopider! :o Thanks a lot interwebs, i thought you were kewl and we woz m8s! :snooty:

[Something Else]

The 'Guardian' bit of the URL was the giveaway. :ghey:

[Snee]

Mesmerizing (http://today.deviantart.com/dds/?day=2010-08-12#/d1exofj)

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/flash/cntower_timelapse.swf

[Snee]

I'd been wondering about that since lunch. (http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071213040704AAtaapq) Thank you internets.

Now, does anyone know any Stalins?

[Skiz]

cats on the interwebz, whatever next :rolleyes:

Talking cats! :O





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc79iJnwvJ4

[Mr. Mulder]

wat! :o

[brotherdoobie]

Hello. My name is Paul. You guys r funny. I might eat my salad here. Every. Day.


Cheers.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'd eat your salad any day :o

:ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

47336

[megabyteme]

A bunch of gawdam vegitarians around here. Carnivorez rule! :01:


You wouldn't see this guy tossin' no salad... :no:

http://schools-wikipedia.org/2006/images/85/8505.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

Im dA l4st p0st4, w#3r3 mY pr1z3 cuZZZZz?????!!!!!

[Stinson]

This post is gonna be Legen.....wait for it...I hope you don't have a lactose intolerance cuz the next word is going to be...

[Snee]

...idiot

[Mr. Mulder]

milk?

[Something Else]

Party thyme.

http://www.imgftw.net/img/541098331.jpg

[Something Else]

/fixed

http://www.imgftw.net/img/462616809.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

i wouldn't mind opening her iron curtains lololololololololololololololololol :mellow:

derp.

[Something Else]

Frank Le Beouf (Curtains).

[Mr. Mulder]

i wouldn't beoufing her ...le frank....or something else... :unsure:

[Something Else]

:lol:

Yes you would. Admit it.

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd beouf them so hard!! beouf them right to the moon IN SPACE!!!!!1 :01:

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7dUlRUJIM

Ron Burgundy Audition.

[Mr. Mulder]

/sexwee.

[Snee]

Protip: If you evar order from a place called http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/ be ever so wary of things going wrong.

Good prices, but the packing is horribad. We had one parcel delivered where boxes inside had come open and parts had gone out a hole in the side of the parcel.

And then a whole bike frame and fork went missing.

And then they told us they'd found it, weeks later. So they sent it (again?).

And now it's turned up with someone else down south. Some seriously confused guy called my brother and asked if he'd ordered bike parts from there. Turns out they'd put that guy's address on too (along with my brother's), but he wasn't expecting a frame.

Then that guy goes and calls them (effing hero, that man) and they tell him they've already sent my brother a replacement and to send it back to them, only that IS the replacement, according to the tracking numbers my brother got off them

So now this random bystander type wot just happened to get the parcel, then, goes another round with their customer support. I wonder what's next.


My guess is they'll insist it's the replacement, but the guy will send it to my brother anyways, and when it arrives, it'll be missing the fork.

[Snee]

They won't spring for the postage, so rather than travelling 100 miles, tops, the frame gets to go back to northern ireland, and then presumably get sent off to sweden again.

Douchebags.

I'd laugh, but I recommended the place.

[brotherdoobie]

I'd eat your salad any day :o

:ghey:

You still know how to make me blush, sir, and after all of these years, too.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

I've cut way back on my drinking, mostly. However, I decided to have a nip or two today.

My first nip was at 9:00 am.

I'm a bit dizzy, atm.

Cheers.

[megabyteme]

Iron curtains and all look like they would have been nice in 1964. That was a few years ago, if my maths are correct, I imagine she's got some rust, and those curtains are certainly due for some oilin'. Also, she looks like the other Russians in the pic above...

Ah, wot the hell, a classic Porsche will still get you to your destination, right?

[brotherdoobie]

fuz sox

[brotherdoobie]

my moth. yro.

[brotherdoobie]

my mouth feels kile fuxxxy sox

[megabyteme]

Are you missing any sox, bd? Never hurts to take a quick look...

[brotherdoobie]

h.

[Mr. Mulder]

Have had to start wurk at seven this morning to reinstall windows eleven and all a load of apps on one of our stoopid developers machines. will i get paid for it? no. can i go home early? no. :emo:

and ive just done a server reboot for an external company, before anyone gets in their ofice lyke and its not coming back on, think im gonna have to go round there lyke. :emo:

47651

[brotherdoobie]

My head...

[ziggyjuarez]

Emo alpaca haha

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMsdRdgZ16k&

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PpYasA94sU

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCQ1PIGcm0

[Speedo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBA_lxUiwSg&fmt=18

[Skiz]

:glag:


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/597c2147-a9b9-49f0-adc3-6fb28e48b82b.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol: derp!

[Mr. Mulder]

'Sup, essays :smilie4:

[Speedo]

Hi Darling. How are you?

[ziggyjuarez]

Sup vato.:sanchez:

[ziggyjuarez]

Things i did today:
1.I just burnt District 9 to a dvd and the aliens dont even have subtitles.:dry:
2.Went talking on the bike trail.Good thing i live close.:mellow:
3.Talked to "her" mother.
4.Played sorry

[chalice]

Things i did today:
1.I just burnt District 9 to a dvd and the aliens dont even have subtitles.:dry:
2.Went talking on the bike trail.Good thing i live close.:mellow:
3.Talked to "her" mother.
4.Played sorry

Things to do tomorrow...

Kill yourself in case you become a peadophile.

[chalice]

Seriously though, her mum is a fucking deviant. She's clearly taking advantage of your weak-willed trailer trash mentality.

Though, I'm sure she's taken into consideration the fact that you're a fucking glue-sniffer, like.

Ziggs, grow up, kid.

[Something Else]

Reminds me of that fillum called Gummo. Someone has to shoot all those stray cats I suppose.

[Mr. Mulder]

reminds me of that film Leon, the uncunt version where Leon fucks Mathilda.

[chalice]

Yeah, well, the silly wee cunt shouldn't tell people that some mental crack-bint is lining her pre-pubescent daughter up for him to diddle, innit.

[megabyteme]

So, is this "mother" trying to blackmail ziggy, or just get him black-male'd for the next 20 years? :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

Boab?

[sampson]

test

[brotherdoobie]

Skizo?

[Skiz]

:shuriken:

[brotherdoobie]

Sampson was a asshole, btw.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

:whistling

[brotherdoobie]

It's a beautiful, rainy day. I'm in a wonderful mood, and thanks for that, whomever?

Word.


Peace, brotherdoobie

[Mr. Mulder]

Ahoisup, morans :smilie4:

got fuck all to do tonight, none of my mates are out, they're all broke. the misses has gone out on a dress as a whore night and i can't go cos im not a female whore. :emo:

the first bourne films on at 10 though, perhaps in my pants with a beer :yup:

[chalice]

Steal the fuck outta Salt. It's Jason Bourne with bazonkas. Only shite. You'll love it.

[Mr. Mulder]

funny you should say that my good mang, i stole an r5 of that this afternoon, might watch it tonight lyke :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

shite bazonkas are amongst some of my favourite bazonkas :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

my flatmate came home from work, got dressed (whored) up then she put some chipsticks in a bowl and poored a glass of smirnoff, left them both on the side then rushed off out without saying a word :eyebrows:

[brotherdoobie]

She's wants you to get drunk, get naked, and pretend to pass out on the couch, then she's going to rape you.

Do it.

[Mr. Mulder]

that is so what i was thinking too!1 :o the fact that she's not said more than 8 words to me for the past almost two years is of no relevance. She's only 19, she's obviously got all these confusing sexy feelings :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking hell chaps she's come back two of the phitest slag mates!!!! ones a bit chubby but her face make-up and tits make up for it!! :o

/been bannished to my room now :emo: but they can't stop me leaving the door open and listening to them! :fist:

[Mr. Mulder]

hahaha just heard the chubby one say "all my mates think i look like rihanna"! maybe if rihanna was a chubby little slut from brighton!! but still, i so would :o

[Mr. Mulder]

i am so aroused right now. got to wait till tomorrow before i can stick it in anything, i could have a wank now but i want to bring my A game tomorrow... :unsure: there's the something about mary school of thinking of never go out with a loaded gun but that's when i've done some of my best work :eyebrows: one things for sure though, gonna fucking destroy the misses tomorrow. She lives with her mum, her mums out tomorrow night binge drinking so her house is ours = sofa fucking whilst watching the big telly :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe know what im talking about :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[chalice]

It's like you never left. :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

You make me laugh out loud, Mulder. For real, like.

True story.

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe guise :hug:

gonna watch that salt now and it had better be shit!!

[Skiz]

:glag:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/HsF_2CNV9v4&start1=3&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/06CvUjLgK5g&start2=0&h=1

[brotherdoobie]

The goat is better.



-doobs :snooty:

[Skiz]

:glag::glag:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGT0r-udstQ

[ziggyjuarez]

Seriously though, her mum is a fucking deviant. She's clearly taking advantage of your weak-willed trailer trash mentality.

Though, I'm sure she's taken into consideration the fact that you're a fucking glue-sniffer, like.

Ziggs, grow up, kid.
Dextromethorphan drinker:dry:
I kinda hint'd to her that i dont want to go on with the future relationship.:dabs:
I definatly dont feel the same.

[Mr. Mulder]

salt wasn't too bad if you like spy stuffs and hawt wimins and shootings :smilie4:

[chalice]

salt wasn't too bad if you like spy stuffs and hawt wimins and shootings :smilie4:

And shite.

[ziggyjuarez]

Anthing like that one movie where she showed her ass?....Wanted

[Mr. Mulder]

salt wasn't too bad if you like spy stuffs and hawt wimins and shootings :smilie4:

And shite.


one things 'fo sho, i'd sure like to have her do a shite in my mouth :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

when she's dressed as a bloke, obviousment.

[chalice]

Seriously though, her mum is a fucking deviant. She's clearly taking advantage of your weak-willed trailer trash mentality.

Though, I'm sure she's taken into consideration the fact that you're a fucking glue-sniffer, like.

Ziggs, grow up, kid.
Dextromethorphan drinker:dry:
I kinda hint'd to her that i dont want to go on with the future relationship.:dabs:
I definatly dont feel the same.

Maybe it's the mother figure your downy little arms are reaching for. It is, isn't it.

Your probing little peens is proclaiming more ambitious holes.

You love the mum. Freudian fact! You covet her bosoms. You're almost willing to ravish her underage daughter as a conduit to a psychological cliche.

Good luck with that. Let us know how you get on.

[megabyteme]

Do the mother. Hell, do the grandmother if that's your thing, but stay off the toddler. And quit playing Sorry with her. That just leads to Strip Sorry and, well, getting gang raped in the prison shower.

[ziggyjuarez]

:lol:
My brother thinks i like the mom also:blink:
For sure that is not the case...Atleast i dont think i do.Im not a psychologist.All i know is i dont think of her naked.

[ziggyjuarez]

Did someone say gang rape?

[brotherdoobie]

Did someone say gang rape?

Quick - sit down!

[megabyteme]

Did someone say gang rape?

That wasn't meant as an enticement. :no: Think of it as a piñata party- with you as the center of attention. Now think of that being the game of Sorry for the next 20 years...

[ziggyjuarez]

Wow.Thats my whole life untill now.

[megabyteme]

Like we've been saying- you are in a very bad spot right now. A single allegation of you acting inappropriate would bring serious trouble down upon your head. It's creepy, and that's what a judge would take into account..."Why was he playing around there4 for so long if he didn't have intent?" Kinda like staking out a bank/liquor store 4 times a day before robbing it- that shows intent.

[ziggyjuarez]

Like I've been trying to say, Im not going to do or done anything wrong.If anything ever does happen its going to be when its legal.Im not waiting at the endge of my seat either.Im useing my girlfriend right here to type this sentence.We dont even see each other, Not in like 4 months.

[ziggyjuarez]

Burning diliverance (1972) on dvd:01:
They told me to do jurassic park but i was all like naw:/

[ziggyjuarez]

you guys are the ones who got me into thinking man rape...

[megabyteme]

You seem to be missing the point, z... A single allegation- meaning you don't even have to touch her on the shoulder, and you go to jail. You have no acceptable reason to be hanging out with her. Nobody (a judge) will think, "he (20) and her (14) just liked to play Sorry. You'll go to jail if she ever wants to send you to jail. This might be because you get in a fight, or it could be because you start dating another girl...

Too much risk, z. And it even makes you seem a bit creepy online. Real-world has got to be upsetting other parents in the (park?) neighborhood.

[Townsend]

I had a friend once who was 22 and he had a gf aged 14. We constantly made fun of him.

[ziggyjuarez]

Good thing i dont have friends.

[qOuOp]

My turn. I want the 20 bucks to hire a seedbox.

[ziggyjuarez]

Fix/

[ziggyjuarez]

You seem to be missing the point, z... A single allegation- meaning you don't even have to touch her on the shoulder, and you go to jail. You have no acceptable reason to be hanging out with her. Nobody (a judge) will think, "he (20) and her (14) just liked to play Sorry. You'll go to jail if she ever wants to send you to jail. This might be because you get in a fight, or it could be because you start dating another girl...

Too much risk, z. And it even makes you seem a bit creepy online. Real-world has got to be upsetting other parents in the (park?) neighborhood.

Hood.

[megabyteme]

:unsure:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r8nTLz71s14/SA4vbm6gizI/AAAAAAAAAFo/_5I3TJ0q2Fg/s400/123046__boys_in_the_hood_l.jpg

http://www.approvedgasmasks.com/images/hood-neohome.jpg

http://manhattaninfidel.com/__oneclick_uploads/2010/01/little-red-riding-hood-1.jpg

http://vulcan.wr.usgs.gov/Imgs/Jpg/Hood/Images/Hood85_mount_hood_and_lost_lake_ca1985_med.jpg

http://mimg.ugo.com/201007/53820/cuts/batman-under-the-red-hood-image-31_288x288.jpg

http://www.atthecloseofeveryday.com/images/hood-navy.jpg

[ziggyjuarez]

Did this thread just split in two?

[Something Else]

Yup. In to two pillocks.

[ziggyjuarez]

Is that good?

[Mr. Mulder]

mondaywurksup :emo:

/:coffee:

[megabyteme]

Srytoearthat, muldy. Only repeats 5 times til yer free...

[bigdaddydude]

Not so fast.

[Snee]

Fuck off.

---

Anyways:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFwgblszf6s

[Mr. Mulder]

That's fucking insane!!!! :o

[Barbarossa]

So I can't log into facebook for some reason. It's saying "ERROR".
This is a disaster of near biblical proportions :O

[Barbarossa]

Ah, it's fine with internet explorer. Panic over :dry:

[Something Else]

Ah, it's fine with internet explorer. Panic over :dry:


Nooooo. Don't use that. Try SRWare Iron, or do something else.

Has anyone on b3ta done a Capello / Turtle from Creature Comforts splice yet? How about some splice splices? Any of those?

[ziggyjuarez]

O Rly?

[ziggyjuarez]

Holy shit, I'm smart!I just googled myself and found this post on IMDb.com About joseph reed being better then pancho villa:

Its not about whos better then who.Its about good people and the great things they did.Next time you see a film like this,try to remember these people are great and have a place in history like the others.Never compaire heros,appreciate.
:O

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh hai girlfriends :kiss:

Oh shit dawgs time to get my motherfucking muesli on boi!! yeah mandems you know it bitches shits about to get crazy!!!!!! ....if there's milk in the office fridge that is :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6o_Vl2f07Q

looks pretty good lyke :smilie4:

off to see expendables tomorrow :01: wanna see that piranah 3d too as i heard kelly brook gets naked in it and its all 3d and shit and its lyke you can climb right up inside her vagine :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

So I can't log into facebook for some reason. It's saying "ERROR".
This is a disaster of near biblical proportions :O

Thank fuck you got in. You got my troops to look after!

[Mr. Mulder]

ewephamism :pinch:

[Skweeky]

No I'm being serious. Barbie and I are addicted to this game on Facebook, which has turned us into complete and utter nerds. Since I am about to be on my way to Belgium, I can't play so Barbie is looking after half of my troops...


In other news; We sold the Galaxy yesterday :( It was the most awesomest present my mum ever gave me and the thing's gearbox went about we had it for two weeks :(

I have since decided I am not spending any more big money on cars, so the husband is out viewing a Ford Mondeo Estate. Wooooooo.

[brotherdoobie]

Facebook games...:ghey:


I'm sorry but it's the truth.



-doobs :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

^^^^ wurd. :snooty:

[Something Else]

Plus won on that. You're volunteering your selves for advertising by playing with those things.

[megabyteme]

The original concept behind Facebook...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgYEuJ5u1K0

[Snee]

That's fucking insane!!!! :o

Fuck yes.

I want one.

[Something Else]

That video was fucking genius. Snee. fact.

[Something Else]

and cross-thread Owl references ftw

[Snee]

I actually meant to post it in reply to the other one, but then I forgot what I was doing and put it in here.

Couldn't be arsed to redo it.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6o_Vl2f07Q

looks pretty good lyke :smilie4:

Watching that now.

It's rly predictable.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I&feature=search

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup :emo:

the day before payday, the poorest day of teh month :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

some moving .jpgs for your amewesment.

48445 48446

48447

48448 48449

[Skiz]

:O



http://filesharingtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=48433&stc=1&userid=89789

[Skiz]

I bet it's shit tho'.

[Snee]

Is that a new one? cos the old one is pretty meh and full of mexicans.

[Snee]

http://yfrog.com/f/0pfuturamaaj/

[Barbarossa]

No I'm being serious. Barbie and I are addicted to this game on Facebook, which has turned us into complete and utter nerds. Since I am about to be on my way to Belgium, I can't play so Barbie is looking after half of my troops...

I literally CAN NOT stop playing. This is intolerable. There should be health warnings against this sort of thing. :fist:

On the plus side I now know loads of brand new weird people with weird names...

I think knighterrant fancies you, by the way :smilie4:

benchie - I haven't got any time for b3ta these days, and it's all skweeky's fault :(

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, cawkfags :smilie4:

went and saw teh expendables last night, its probably the greatest movie evar made evar :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

so manly i actually grew a beard, learnt how to prime a wood surface before painting it and masturbated all in the time it took to buy the ticket :smilie4:

[rdtphd]

ninja vanish!

[ziggyjuarez]

I just saw salt:unsure:

[Snee]

Bike update: Front inner tube went kerblooey when I was jumping over some stuff.

Dragged it home across half the city, as I was going home from work and took a bit of a detour, and I don't bring spares or tools to work. Wobbly drunk chicks passing on shitty bikes rang their bells at me. I was not amused.

[Mr. Mulder]

wobbly drunk chicks passing on shitty bikes >*

[Skweeky]

No I'm being serious. Barbie and I are addicted to this game on Facebook, which has turned us into complete and utter nerds. Since I am about to be on my way to Belgium, I can't play so Barbie is looking after half of my troops...

I literally CAN NOT stop playing. This is intolerable. There should be health warnings against this sort of thing. :fist:

On the plus side I now know loads of brand new weird people with weird names...

I think knighterrant fancies you, by the way :smilie4:

benchie - I haven't got any time for b3ta these days, and it's all skweeky's fault :(

I know Barbs, he was talking about a spot of wife swapping the other day :lol:

Got me about 25 mill of food in each city though :p

BTW, some maggot from SPQR attacked one of my wilds. I sent 50K archers and took it back. Lost 1K of them because he decided to defend them with lots of stuff, including 3 K archers, 100 ballistae, 400 heavy cav and loads more. Yeah, so I dropped 4k might, he must have dropped about 16-20 and he only had 224.

[Mr. Mulder]

^^^i am so aroused right now.

[Mr. Mulder]

48683

:01: :01: :01: Fridaysup!1111 :01: :01: :01:

[Barbarossa]

I literally CAN NOT stop playing. This is intolerable. There should be health warnings against this sort of thing. :fist:

On the plus side I now know loads of brand new weird people with weird names...

I think knighterrant fancies you, by the way :smilie4:

benchie - I haven't got any time for b3ta these days, and it's all skweeky's fault :(

I know Barbs, he was talking about a spot of wife swapping the other day :lol:

Got me about 25 mill of food in each city though :p

BTW, some maggot from SPQR attacked one of my wilds. I sent 50K archers and took it back. Lost 1K of them because he decided to defend them with lots of stuff, including 3 K archers, 100 ballistae, 400 heavy cav and loads more. Yeah, so I dropped 4k might, he must have dropped about 16-20 and he only had 224.

Nice one! With any luck he'll flounce off and then you've found yourself someone new to farm :smilie4:

I'm crest-hunting at the moment, trying to get a 4th city. It's not going well, I need to make more balli so I can attack lvl9 wilds without losing too much. I reckon I need about 4k balli, but they take ages to build :emo:

So that's that.

^ Total Geek Mode Disengaged.

[Mr. Mulder]

48703

[Snee]

48703

Well. Who here can honestly say they haven't.

[Skiz]

:O

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/24/77538f88-2dfa-4338-b520-a2b3e884abe1.gif

[Snee]

What. You don't like hair weaves? Nazi.

[Skiz]

Weaves? I didn't even notice they had heads. :smilie4:

[Skiz]

:glag:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Co6GAaXFw

[Snee]

Orite. Them :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

Alexis>kesha

[chalice]

Experiencing unnecessary hardship having to decide whether or nots to have black or green or no olives on the fucking ridiculously expwnsive pizza I am imminently having to order the max.

Doesn't matter. Too late. Sorry I asked. You're all cunts. Racists cunts.

I hope you fucking choke on my pizza.

[ziggyjuarez]

:dry:

[Snee]

Experiencing unnecessary hardship having to decide whether or nots to have black or green or no olives on the fucking ridiculously expwnsive pizza I am imminently having to order the max.

Doesn't matter. Too late. Sorry I asked. You're all cunts. Racists cunts.
Exactly. Invent some white olives and I'll endorse them.

[Mr. Mulder]

my flatem8 kim brought some stray back last night and let him have a go. he's in the kitchen now making him self a drink. motherfucker best not touch my coco rocks or he'll find him self in some trouble of biblical proportions <_<

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh shit guys! google japanese eel porn with safe search off and look at the top link! that's well fucked up!! :lol: love the part where she shoots the little tiny eels out of her arse! hahaha! :lol:

[Snee]

Oh shit guys! google japanese eel porn with safe search off and look at the top link! that's well fucked up!! :lol: love the part where she shoots the little tiny eels out of her arse! hahaha! :lol:

You should have put spoiler tags around the last part :dry: You've ruined it for me now.

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh Jesus ....what have i done! :o

[bijoy]

another unlimited game??

[Skweeky]

I know Barbs, he was talking about a spot of wife swapping the other day :lol:

Got me about 25 mill of food in each city though :p

BTW, some maggot from SPQR attacked one of my wilds. I sent 50K archers and took it back. Lost 1K of them because he decided to defend them with lots of stuff, including 3 K archers, 100 ballistae, 400 heavy cav and loads more. Yeah, so I dropped 4k might, he must have dropped about 16-20 and he only had 224.

Nice one! With any luck he'll flounce off and then you've found yourself someone new to farm :smilie4:

I'm crest-hunting at the moment, trying to get a 4th city. It's not going well, I need to make more balli so I can attack lvl9 wilds without losing too much. I reckon I need about 4k balli, but they take ages to build :emo:

So that's that.

^ Total Geek Mode Disengaged.

Barbie, I´ve got siege volunteers that I hqven't used yet. I can use them and send them to you if you want?

[Snee]

STOP THE CHAIRS! (http://www.pown.it/3507)

[striviz]

By the title of the thread, I thought this was a contest of some sort :P
And I was so prepared to win the internet... Made room for it on a shelf and all :P

[Snee]

:wave:I guess you'll be off soon. I'm sure there's no shortage of fail where that came from, though, so no tears. Good luck with the next attempt.

[JPaul]

Another loss to the interworld.

[Snee]

I think I understood how the score is counted this time, though.

On a completely unrelated note, I've got 110 Latvian lats next to me, in five lat bills.

I just think it's kewl to say that. No other reason I'm mentioning it.

[JPaul]

I think I understood how the score is counted this time, though.

On a completely unrelated note, I've got 110 Latvian lats next to me, in five lat bills.

I just think it's kewl to say that. No other reason I'm mentioning it.

Flippin Heck, that's like 303.6 Bulgarian Levs.

[ziggyjuarez]

By the title of the thread, I thought this was a contest of some sort :P
And I was so prepared to win the internet... Made room for it on a shelf and all :P

Sorry buddy.But i already won.

[Snee]

http://www.stellasmagazine.com/img/bizarre-and-odd/stupidity/stupidity03.jpg

I'm really lost for words at that.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4

[Mr. Mulder]

The Expendables (2010) DVDSCR XviD-MAX

Oh shit yeah, dawgs!!!! :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.stellasmagazine.com/img/bizarre-and-odd/stupidity/stupidity03.jpg

I'm really lost for words at that.

'Wu rd !

48953

[Dantesean]

I WANNA HAVE THE .ISO OF HALO REACH FOR NON JTAG (FLASHED iXTREME!)

[Mr. Mulder]

I WANNA HAVE THE .ISO OF HALO REACH FOR NON JTAG (FLASHED iXTREME!)

I WANNA HAVE YOUR MUMS FANNY ON MY FACE WHILE YOUR DAD SUCKS MY MASSIVE BLACK COCK AND TAKES IT IN THE MOUTH THEN SPITS THAT SHIT UP ON YOUR SISTERS TITS YOU JUSTIN BIEBER LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER (FLASHED iXTREME!)

[Something Else]

:glag:

If that came from anyone else, it might have been an insult, but as it was from muldy, I'd take it as a compliment.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii166/cowtree/upload/731motivational-rape.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

his dad can take it in the lower intestine where i plan to deposit my semen :smilie4:

[Something Else]

compliment invitation.

/fixed

[Mr. Mulder]

i watched that video wot ewe posted on facebook earlier with the Haiy-man, kwality :smilie4:

[Something Else]

Yeah. I got it from this thread. About two pages back in a skizo post. True story.

[Snee]

I WANNA HAVE THE .ISO OF HALO REACH FOR NON JTAG (FLASHED iXTREME!)

I WANNA HAVE YOUR MUMS FANNY ON MY FACE WHILE YOUR DAD SUCKS MY MASSIVE BLACK COCK AND TAKES IT IN THE MOUTH THEN SPITS THAT SHIT UP ON YOUR SISTERS TITS YOU JUSTIN BIEBER LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER (FLASHED iXTREME!)

Poetry :wub:

Just watched that Prince of Persia-thing. I was pleasantly surprised. It wasn't half as bad as I expected, and the wummin was hot.

[Skiz]

I stole that this morning. Gonna watch it tonight. :yup:

[Something Else]

Just watched that Prince of Persia-thing. I was pleasantly surprised. It wasn't half as bad as I expected, and the wummin was hot.

Plouse wunn. mrs.something else and I enjoyed it.

[sangos]

I WANNA HAVE YOUR MUMS FANNY ON MY FACE WHILE YOUR DAD SUCKS MY MASSIVE BLACK COCK AND TAKES IT IN THE MOUTH THEN SPITS THAT SHIT UP ON YOUR SISTERS TITS YOU JUSTIN BIEBER LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER (FLASHED iXTREME!)

Poetry :wub:

Just watched that Prince of Persia-thing. I was pleasantly surprised. It wasn't half as bad as I expected, and the wummin was hot.

only a princess thinks she can outrun a sand storm :P

[Snee]

Of all the things said in that movie, that's what you thought was worth repeating? Really?

[Mr. Mulder]

bankholidaysup you muvas!!!!111 :01:

/off to see teh physio :emo: