Three Word Story II

[zoe68]

fell on her

[Broken]

lap and rolled

[zoe68]

away down the

[Broken]

hill into the

[zoe68]

dog poo by

[Broken]

the brown dog

[zoe68]

with its leg

[Broken]

ready to let

[zoe68]

go of all

[Broken]

that he had

[zoe68]

before running away.

[Broken]

It was bad.

[zoe68]

it was sad.

[Broken]

she was mad.

[maddoxro]

both were mad

[Broken]

now what was

[Peter North]

bad become good

[Broken]

'Who needs eyes

[Peter North]

wend you have

[Broken]

something like this"

[Peter North]

9 inches love

[weenden]

too much info

[MaaxHimself]

I beat that

[Broken]

it really isn't

[Sextent]

Why does rossco want this spammed.

[Sextent]

The man is definitely a menace.

[maddoxro]

for his friends

[Peter North]

stupid like hell

[zoe68]

is the sextent

[Peter North]

of them all

[maddoxro]

after they saw

[Peter North]

a big ass

[weenden]

on a dummy

[maddoxro]

dummy chasing a cat

[Peter North]

cat of his

[t0mmy]

uncle pete who

[Something Else]

died. The End.

[zoe68]

I can't believe you just did that benchez

[Alien5]

you broke the

[Something Else]

annoying fekkin game.

[Alien5]

but its fun

[Something Else]

no it isn't

[Alien5]

he said to

[Peter North]

go away and

[Alien5]

loose your virginity

[Peter North]

in the ass

[Alien5]

of the world

[Peter North]

lost of hope

[Monkaah]

You sexy mandril.

[bigboab]

who should be...

[maddoxro]

what he wants

[zoe68]

to be, anyway

[bigboab]

because he does...

[zoe68]

go to the

[maddoxro]

Disneyland with his

[Peter North]

wife and kids

[pro267]

and his spiderpig

[maddoxro]

and his friends

[pro267]

Moe, Larry, Curly

[zoe68]

and Jane the

[maddoxro]

little curlly niece

[Peter North]

on the bus

[zoe68]

he saw Mickey

[maddoxro]

with his friend Donald

[Peter North]

looking for goofy

[maddoxro]

and Pluto too

[Peter North]

and going to

[maddoxro]

search a banana

[bigboab]

for the hidden...

[maddoxro]

monkey that escaped

[bigboab]

from the cage...

[Something Else]

just seconds before...

[maddoxro]

anaconda would come

[aslanozzy]

and eat you

[Peter North]

like a mouse

[Ac3Dunk]

and suddenly a cat appears

[zoe68]

and eats the

[Peter North]

snake and ends

[maddoxro]

ends first story

[Peter North]

second story begins

[bigboab]

the recovery of...

[Peter North]

the last arcade

[zoe68]

but alas, the

[Peter North]

idiot from mars

[zoe68]

ate the milky

[Peter North]

house rock place

[bigboab]

where everything goes...

[Peter North]

wrong like always

[maddoxro]

always has been

[weenden]

a fricken dream

[t0mmy]

but then one

[Ac3Dunk]

Donkey jump on the fella

[t0mmy]

hmm you used a bit of 3 words :o

while he was

[Peter North]

drunk and he

[maddoxro]

he started running

[solaris]

fast as possible

[Peter North]

faster then a

[t0mmy]

cheetah on roids

[bigboab]

or some other...

[zoe68]

bogus mushroom mix

[weenden]

that weenden's on

[t0mmy]

while he was

[helsing]

choking an elefant

[mera]

in the jungle

[helsing]

full of trolls

[mera]

addicted to chocolate

[Alien5]

flavored pigs blood

[mera]

blood splashed everywhere

[Peter North]

looking like some

[t0mmy]

horror movie from

[mera]

the late 80s

[Evil_Monkey]

when dysfunctional tacos

[mera]

didn't know better

[t0mmy]

and right from

[bigboab]

the start of...

[weenden]

a new season

[Peter North]

that he know

[mera]

christmas soon here

[Peter North]

and santa along

[mera]

with his sack

[Peter North]

like ghetto style

[weenden]

sex ina alley

[mera]

oblivious to everyone

[WarrenBuffet]

he pwned hard

[t0mmy]

the hot blonde

[bigboab]

who was waiting...

[t0mmy]

for the perfect

[Alien5]

fuck by the

[Something Else]

sly old general

[mera]

who recorded the

[zoe68]

whole thing and

[mera]

sold it to

[Peter North]

the santa in

[zoe68]

woolworths for five

[mera]

measly pounds but

[Peter North]

he was doing

[mera]

time for something

[Ac3Dunk]

special for kids

[Peter North]

but he didnt

[mera]

remember to bring

[zoe68]

any gifts so

[weenden]

kids are happy

[zoe68]

with what they

[mera]

get on christmas

[Evil_Monkey]

because they're spoiledbratassdicks

[Ac3Dunk]

christmas doesnt mean nothing for us

[mera]

who work through

[zoe68]

the year until

[zoe68]

our finger ends

[zoe68]

get so sore

[zoe68]

that we decided

[mera]

to get a

[zoe68]

new santa to

[mera]

bring a spanking

[zoe68]

to them naughty

[mera]

persons who deserve

[zoe68]

everything they get

[mera]

One wonders why

[zoe68]

we didn't do

[Peter North]

the "Ula-ula" dance

[Something Else]

Fek Arse Gals.

[Peter North]

with big ass

[Ac3Dunk]

invite big dicks

[zoe68]

to come in

[Peter North]

And have a

[pro267]

hot cappuccino with

[mera]

someone famous from

[WarrenBuffet]

the Uganda nation

[bigboab]

Who has not...

[zoe68]

ever been deep

[pro267]

inside a bubblebath

[Peter North]

with santa and

[helsing]

chuck norris fighting

[Peter North]

just because of

[weenden]

my creditcard dept

[Ac3Dunk]

Raise in consequence

[mera]

of a bad

[weenden]

wild spending habbits

[mievmo]

me love kill :P

[Peter North]

this f*** thread

[zoe68]

but I can't

[mera]

because monkeys have

[mera]

embarked on a

[zoe68]

life of their

[mera]

journey through deep

[solaris]

dark long forest

[weenden]

while naked and

[Barbarossa]

writhing in ecstacy

[bigboab]

but not willing...

[zoe68]

to expose the

[Alien5]

man hiding in

[Peter North]

box big like

[zoe68]

trailer which he

[Peter North]

had for some

[weenden]

time in the

[Evil9]

desert with the

[zoe68]

bed placed in

[Evil9]

his guest room

[zoe68]

he opened up

[Evil9]

a can of worms

[zoe68]

when the woman

[Evil9]

drops the panties

[zoe68]

and hitched up

[Evil9]

the mobile home

[JunkBarMan]

off went the

[Evil9]

shirt and bra

[zoe68]

and strait in

[Evil9]

went mr. winky

[zoe68]

touching the right

[Evil9]

spot made me

[mera]

shout aloud that

[Wolfmight]

story I knew

[Evil9]

back in the day

[mera]

when life was

[bigboab]

a penny a...

[mera]

change for the

[Evil9]

better for some

[bigboab]

may get more...

[Evil9]

than you bargained for

[bigboab]

I did, that was more than 3 words.:lol:

for the sake...

[shutdk]

of a pornstar

[AmpeD]

with a huge

[bigboab]

thing the size...

[mera]

of a jumbo

[Evil9]

jet flying to

[bigboab]

the furthest flung...

[Aaxel21]

reaches of the

[Evil9]

earth and beyond

[bigboab]

into the wide...

[weenden]

open field of

[mera]

oceans and seas

[Aaxel21]

where salt burns

[bigboab]

the skin from...

[Aaxel21]

the sun being

[mera]

at its peak

[bigboab]

at this time...

[shutdk]

it's snowing a-lot

[bigboab]

about six inches...

[mera]

not over here :(

[shutdk]

that sucks arse

[Evil9]

cuz snow sucks

[bigboab]

and blows every...

[mera]

cold winter from

[Aaxel21]

north to south

[shutdk]

...

[bigboab]

from the day...

[shutdk]

...

[IceTee]

until it gets

[mera]

awfully cold around

the northern places

[Evil9]

and kills your power