Three Word Story II

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

and some glitter

[Barbarossa]

balls over her

[Alien5]

eyes :) holding a

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

vibrator in a

[Barbarossa]

fluffy wee kitten

[Alien5]

shaped pencil case

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

"Oh noes!!!!!111" said

[Alien5]

who is Oh noes!!!!!111

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

No, "Oh noes!!!!!111" is what they said.

For example
"Oh noes!!!!!111" said the mildly aroused manker.

[manker]

I don't think I've ever said 'Oh noes!!!!1' when mildly aroused.

In fact, it's likely I'd say the opposite :lookaroun

[manker]

Hoi! Stop rodding me into posting in this shit thread :dry:

[Alien5]

this is the best thread

[ziggyjuarez]

wanker

[Alien5]

manker he called you a wanker

[manker]

I rock, ziggy. You said so :happy:

[ziggyjuarez]

im calling people in general a wanker

[manker]

manker he called you a wankerHe's quite right. Aren't you ;)

[ziggyjuarez]

bunch ah wankers

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Said Ziggy, not Robs as is stated.

[Alien5]

i violently puked

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

hair on to

[Alien5]

bald people that

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

wanted hair but

[Alien5]

one elderly bloke

[|F1|]

shit his pants.

[maebach]

Then he saw

[Wolfmight]

bigfoot humping a

[Evil_Monkey]

Very obese chicken

:phone:

[Wolfmight]

while listening to

[Wolfmight]

some arabic tejano

[ziggyjuarez]

.The new cd

[Gemby!]

was very tired

[Alien5]

spinning round in

[sparsely]

the parking lot

[maebach]

watching the hot

[Wolfmight]

sun burn it's

[Gemby!]

sweet child of

[sArA]

A Ravenous Wildebeast

[ziggyjuarez]

was still playing

[peat moss]

a weeping guitar

[Alien5]

on the grass

[DanB]

while gentle mice

[Wolfmight]

sang german opera

[Alien5]

beautifully to us

[sArA]

Whilst wearing clogs

[DanB]

and tap dancing

[sArA]

around a windmill

[Alien5]

in bare feet

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

With mud between

[Wolfmight]

their front teeth.

[peat moss]

Looked like popcorn

[Wolfmight]

. Mr.FatSkinny wanted to

[Alien5]

loose weight his

[sArA]

belly hung over

[Alien5]

to his knees

[Wolfmight]

with massive sweating.

[DanB]

This thread sucks
small dogs and
then red rockets
them like a
frustrated teenager. If
I didn't have
my mod powers
suspended for killing
a spameister who
was infecting gameboyworld,
I'd close it.

[Alien5]

you cant so

[Wolfmight]

Mozart and Icecube

[Evil_Monkey]

Huh what the

:huh:

[peat moss]

Beats reading Robert00000

[missie]

// Sorry, Thread Closed.

[Alien5]

due to an

[missie]

barefoot clog fashioner



(te feck? :huh: )

[Alien5]

most people do

[Alien5]

:angry: This thread sucks
small dogs and
then red rockets
them like a
frustrated teenager. If
I didn't have
my mod powers
suspended for killing
a spameister who
was infecting gameboyworld,
I'd close it. :lol: :frusty:
three word story thread not complaining about thread sucks small dogs blah blah blah thank you :thumbsup:

[brotherdoobie]

This thread sucks
small dogs and
then red rockets
them like a
frustrated teenager. If
I didn't have
my mod powers
suspended for killing
a spameister who
was infecting gameboyworld,
I'd close it.

Shut it pothead. :snooty:

Peace bd

[Wolfmight]

. Robert DeNiro started

(Here an idea for comments. Try to post them below your 3 words in parenthesis. This will help out with any confusion.)

[Evil_Monkey]

Having cramps constantly

:lol:

[Wolfmight]

So his toilet

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

was calling him

[Alien5]

vomiting violently he

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

slipped and cut

[Alien5]

clipped and slut

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

whore and concubine

[Alien5]

and ran away

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

with the whore

[Alien5]

down the slope

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

but the rain

[Alien5]

on their heads

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

made the whore's

[Alien5]

eyes shut from

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

depression, her life

[Alien5]

was a dream

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

a fucked-up dream

[Alien5]

she woke up

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

And was happy

[Alien5]

on the face

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

with a big

[Alien5]

shiny and long

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

hair straightener that

[Alien5]

spoke to her

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

And said "OMFG!!!!!

[Wolfmight]

I'm burning your

(next person finish the hair straightener's sentence...please don't be hair)

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

tentacles!" Shocked, she

[Alien5]

violently vomited into

[manker]

This thread sucks
small dogs and
then red rockets
them like a
frustrated teenager. If
I didn't have
my mod powers
suspended for killing
a spameister who
was infecting gameboyworld,
I'd close it.:unsure:

[Alien5]

:huh:

[Evil_Monkey]

violently vomited into

A greasey sewer
;)

[|F1|]

which landed on

[Spicker]

manker and then

[manker]

Hawt chicks congregated

[Spicker]

which were guys

[manker]

This aroused jaigandhi5

[peat moss]

to the point

[sArA]

that he came

[Alien5]

luckily onto a

[Guillaume]

passing prostitute, who

[Alien5]

said WTF!! you

[Wolfmight]

are sucking my

[Alien5]

asshole, it tickles

[Wolfmight]

the little bumps

[Wolfmight]

on her chin

[Evil_Monkey]

and her butt

[Wolfmight]

. George bush was

[Gripper]

cuddling his theodore

[Dark Steno]

as well as

[ziggyjuarez]

his big fury

[Gripper]

and wrath,He

[Wolfmight]

felt very skittish

[sArA]

so skitted along...

[Wolfmight]

the yellow brick

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

road, covered in

[Blythorama]

a cloud of

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

angry looking wasps

[Alien5]

moaning about eastenders

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

And that slut

[Blythorama]

who stole her

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

dildo and stuck

[Blythorama]

glitter in her

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

eye, "ooowwwww!!!!!" she

[Blythorama]

wailed and pointed

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

, flailing her arms

[Blythorama]

she knocked a

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

penis shaped statue

[Samurai]

into her large

[Blythorama]

aunts house where

[Alien5]

they were screaming...

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

halloween carols for

[Blythorama]

a christmas treat

[Gripper]

Dam funny those

[Alien5]

were the days

[j2k4]

iconoclasts, they're everywhere

[Biggles]

she muttered, hoovering

[Gripper]

up last nights

[Blythorama]

speckled vomity mass

[Alien5]

singing the theme

[Wolfmight]

"do-u like pina-coladas"

[Gripper]

whilst,whistling "Dixie"

[Alien5]

mc donnald overture

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

and vomited violently

[j2k4]

spewing vile invective

[enoughfakefiles]

On this thread. :dry:

[Alien5]

but you missed

[Wolfmight]

the harry man

[manker]

Thread was more than a week old, therefore it's dead.

/lock/ban/delete

[enoughfakefiles]

I agree manker.:dry:

[manker]

Good :)

[enoughfakefiles]

Good :)

That's not three words.

[manker]

:rod:

[enoughfakefiles]

:rod:

:rod:

[Wolfmight]

. Mr.Bubba-Ho-Tep Wanted Some

[Adster]

I like stories

[maebach]

so he thought

[Wolfmight]

he was ugly

[Yogs]

talking to himself

[Blythorama]

whilst eating maggots

[Gripper]

legendry chicken pie

[Blythorama]

legendry chicken pie


-flavoured crickle crisps

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[Yogs]

making funny noises

[Gripper]

similar to welsh

[enoughfakefiles]

similar to welsh

Dye thread dye

[Gripper]

shouted Taffy excitedley

[manker]

similar to welsh

Dye thread dye
See, if you'd have thunk that thro' - you could have said Dai thread, Dai.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

while vomiting violently

[Gripper]

listening to direngray

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

It's Dir en grey! With SPACES and grey spelt the RIGHT way.

[manker]

Spelt is wheat :dabs:

[Gripper]

Rod rod rod :lol: :lol: :lol: (to easy)

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Yeah? ...Well...well you're OLD!!!!

[manker]

Oh noes!!!111

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Indeed. :ohmy:

[manker]

When did this happen :no:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I was talking...to Gripper!... :snooty:

[manker]

So I'm not old :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

So I'm not old :01:

Who told you that.:dabs:

[manker]

So I'm not old :01:

Who told you that.:dabs:The soccer mom I have casual secks with of a Thursday :dabs:

[maebach]

which feels good

[manker]

Maebach, are you that soccer mom :blink:

[enoughfakefiles]

which feels good

You have sexor with her as well.:O

[Gripper]

:cry: old..:cry: ..how cruel the youth of today :cry1: :bye:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Look what rodding me gets you! :snooty:

[Gripper]

Probably 10 years and a smack off Les

[Wolfmight]

. SnoopDawg and GeorgeBush

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Were in bed

[j2k4]

no we're not

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Yes, you are.

[j2k4]

please, please, no

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

too bad, sucker

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

"ahhh" SnoopDawg sighed

[j2k4]

his bunger puckering

[Yogs]

in utter awwww

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

as Bush did

[maebach]

cheney up the

[j2k4]

cheney up the

Tigris to Baghdad. :D

[Wolfmight]

(check the first post...I found a copy of the first official "Three Word Story" and posted the compiled version! Woot Woot!)

An alien once

[wEeZeR's_AiR]

stole my panties

[RealitY]

stole my panties
and inhaled them

[wEeZeR's_AiR]

Through his eyes

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I was pissed

[RealitY]

cause it stang...

[Wolfmight]

me when he

[Wolfmight]

chopped cawk off.

[hasnainbk]

"fcuk u shithead"

[CUTTIEFOX98]

I replied forcefully.

[Dark Steno]

O_o O¯o O_o

[hasnainbk]

lets go on

[wasdqr]

a boat to

[Alien5]

for the car

[Alien5]

subspace communications ray

[bigboab]

pointed in my....

[Alien5]

softcore pornography collection

[Jiggles]

all gay btw

[DooMeD68]

marriage counselled couple

[bigboab]

seeking a solution...

[BawA]

went to bob

[DooMeD68]

at the pub

[BawA]

holding a gun

[bigboab]

to his head

[BawA]

threating to suicide

[Alien5]

using a samurai

[BawA]

as a tactic

[Alien5]

to gain the

[BawA]

lost respected days

[DooMeD68]

of his youth

[Alien5]

when life was

[DooMeD68]

extinguished by god

[bigboab]

to allow for..

[Alien5]

bigboab to begin

[DooMeD68]

karaoke on stage

[hippychick]

which scared everyone

[Alien5]

shitless in the

[Something Else]

damp, claustrophobic cavern

[hippychick]

of demonic hell

[weenden]

seened like home

[hippychick]

to all the

[DooMeD68]

dead people there

[hippychick]

and rotting corps

[weenden]

like burnt toast