Three Word Story II

[Alien5]

say but just

[ziggyjuarez]

as nice as

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

when they say

[Alien5]

going round in

[ziggyjuarez]

the town in

[zacspeed]

a three wheeler.

[brotherdoobie]

hidden uranus ouch

Peace bd

[ziggyjuarez]

what are you talking about?

[zacspeed]

ouch ouch ouch

[ziggyjuarez]

Im lost WTF

[brotherdoobie]

hands robs GPS

Peace bd

[ziggyjuarez]

witch he uses

[zacspeed]

to find holes

[Alien5]

times were bad

[ziggyjuarez]

to find holes
in the outer

[brotherdoobie]

not real bad...

Peace bd

[Alien5]

many of them

[Evil_Monkey]

Have bad cramps :P

[ziggyjuarez]

and real big

[brotherdoobie]

shiny hairy shoes

Peace bd

[zacspeed]

with holes in

[Alien5]

the seat to

[Gemby!]

yourself, its true.

[brotherdoobie]

no it's not.

Peace bd

[Gemby!]

yes, mofo. stfu

[Alien5]

and go home

[ziggyjuarez]

fuck off wanker

[Alien5]

said the man

[Gemby!]

with the lucky

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

pair of shoes

[Alien5]

half eaten chicken

[Gemby!]

(for veggies - quorn)

[Alien5]

secretly contains animal

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

or rather HUMANS

[Gemby!]

and ofcourse pickles

[Alien5]

from cow blood

[Gemby!]

or cheese blood !!!!!

[ziggyjuarez]

fuck off wanker!!!

[Gemby!]

said the cheese

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

As it slowly

[zacspeed]

melted in the

[Gemby!]

used this smiley ...

[ziggyjuarez]

Fuck aFf

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Fryingpan of Doom

[Gemby!]

a guide for

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

the spiritually disabled

[Alien5]

dummies on how

[Gemby!]

make sense fo0l

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

No! How dare you even suggest such a thing!

[brotherdoobie]

pushing a key

Peace bd

[Alien5]

was easy to

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

ignore because the

[Gemby!]

grass is greener

[brotherdoobie]

When not smoking...

Peace bd

[Evil_Monkey]

ugo fuckin nuts

[Alien5]

ugo go u

[Gemby!]

go gemby !! hurrah

[Alien5]

hip hop hip

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

neutral finance options

[Gemby!]

always coca cola

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

FUCKING RAPIST SODOMITE amongst the charred and maimed corpses, only the eyes still glint sharply in front of the cooling tower the greedy flies gorge themselves on dry, dark skin.

Pull away the skin form the body

remove the eyes from the body

the unnecessary, disused parts of the body

regard me with the same respect you give the earth you tread on, the flies and maggots move with in my stomach, pulsing like a heart beat.

[enoughfakefiles]

Please die thread. :dry:

[Alien5]

makes me sick

[Gemby!]

okies *ouch* mummy ?

[Alien5]

but we were

[Evil_Monkey]

realy fuckin retardeds

[Alien5]

dont disturb me

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

What's disturbing about that?

[Alien5]

nothing just trying to continue the story

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

, you fucking morron!"


(as am I)

[Alien5]

high voltage wires

[ziggyjuarez]

Connected to the

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

beer kegs started

[Alien5]

rolling down the

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

No-one knows quite how the wires were rolling down the hill but they were. The rolling wires came upon some people and asked

[Alien5]

why is the

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

sun so bright

[Alien5]

meanwhile out in

[Gripper]

mansfields titchfield park

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

An orgy was

[Alien5]

the people were

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

AN ORGY WAS something

[Alien5]

begining to end

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

They all came

[Alien5]

and went in

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

to each other's

[Alien5]

rooms and swapped

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

underwear and bodily-fluids

[Alien5]

4 times each

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

the 7 of them

[Alien5]

were so shattered

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

from hot sex

[Alien5]

then collapsed exhausted :lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

On top of each other's sweaty bodies

(I know that was more than three but you would get it wrong if I left it up to you)

[Alien5]

sliding together, desperate breathing

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

then they vomited

[Alien5]

what they ate

[Gripper]

fish and chips

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

into each other's mouths

[Wolfmight]

with immense bliss.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

then said to

[Alien5]

each other come

[Barbarossa]

in my mouth

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

you frilly munch

[brotherdoobie]

and crunch...good!

Peace bd

[Alien5]

cookie was gone

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

but onion was

[Alien5]

making the eye

[brotherdoobie]

laugh while winking

Peace bd

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

painfully through the

[brotherdoobie]

tears of rage.

Peace bd

[Alien5]

the fire was

[Barbarossa]

hot hot hot

[Alien5]

the dancing flames

[brotherdoobie]

were hawt...hawt...hawt

Peace bd

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

and they burnt

[Barbarossa]

like a fire

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

does. Mary thought, "

[Barbarossa]

That fire's hot"

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

and ate a

[Barbarossa]

hot fired chilli

[Alien5]

with extra hot

[Barbarossa]

red glowing coals

[Alien5]

tha dragon's coming

[Barbarossa]

blowing fiery flames

[Alien5]

out of its

[Barbarossa]

red hot mouth

[Gemby!]

with cheese balls

[Barbarossa]

set on fire

[Gemby!]

OHP permanent marker

[Barbarossa]

Red, Orange, Yellow,

[Alien5]

especially red of

[Barbarossa]

the hot fire

[Alien5]

the fire was

[Barbarossa]

hot hot hot



EDIT: Seems to be stuck.. give it a kick...

[Alien5]

winds were cold

[Barbarossa]

freezing the snow

[Alien5]

on the tree

[Barbarossa]

shivering with cold

[Alien5]

the dwarves saw

[ziggyjuarez]

A red wolf

[Alien5]

suddenly on the

[Barbarossa]

frozen fishing lake

[Alien5]

made a sound

[brotherdoobie]

like wimpering testicles...

Peace bd

[Barbarossa]

shivering with cold

[brotherdoobie]

blue due to...

Peace bd

[Alien5]

frosty then said

[Barbarossa]

the intense cold

[Alien5]

could be worse

[Barbarossa]

ice-storm coming

[Alien5]

from the nothern

[Barbarossa]

frozen white wasteland

[brotherdoobie]

of southern Cuba

Peace bd

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

where the oompa-loompas

[brotherdoobie]

rape each other...

Peace

[Alien5]

were breastfeeding me

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

it tasted like

[Barbarossa]

cold ice cream

[Alien5]

and chocolate cookies

[Barbarossa]

frosted with ice

[Alien5]

cream flavoured chicken

[brotherdoobie]

and chocolatey hawt

Peace bd

[Alien5]

muffins dripping with

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

arsenic and treason

[Alien5]

crawling slowly they

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

bit my ankles

[Alien5]

i screamed out

[Barbarossa]

What The Fuck???


EDIT: Wow, the boards got some kind of anti-shout script!! :lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

attracting attention from

[Alien5]

wolves and eagles

[|F1|]

which then began

[Barbarossa]

to gently sing

[Alien5]

a beautifull lullaby

[|F1|]

the theme to

[Barbarossa]

Prisoner CellBlock H

[Alien5]

the fall guy

[|F1|]

that was weird

[Alien5]

to hear the

[Wolfmight]

statue of liberty

[|F1|]

say that the

[Alien5]

large chunk of

[Barbarossa]

ice cold ice

[Alien5]

cream cones and

[|F1|]

made her feel

[Gemby!]

like a natural

[Alien5]

woman or man

[Gemby!]

ooo yeah. hunny

[Alien5]

i shrunk the

[ziggyjuarez]

kids little peanuts

[Alien5]

are tastyer than

[ziggyjuarez]

the red ones

[Alien5]

in the big

[ziggyjuarez]

round trashcan at

[Alien5]

Fst dot com

[ziggyjuarez]

wich is fulla

[Alien5]

empty boxes of

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

nothing, because they were empty

[Alien5]

how come you always say 5 words ?

but not very

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Because if I said "nothing, because they" the next person wouldn't get it right.

sturdy, being triangular

[Alien5]

but there is no right answer...SpatulaGeekGirl

shaped boxes of

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

There is in my world.

nothing. Meanwhile field-hockey

[Alien5]

was so boring

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

that no-one went

[Alien5]

outside until a

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

alien spaceship crash

[Alien5]

woke me up

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Wrong! You needed to say "landed" - crash landed!

in the dead

[Alien5]

:lol: of the night

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Vomiting blood violently

[Alien5]

and laughing at :lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

nothing in particular

[Alien5]

and stumbled into

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

my wardrobe. Upon

[Alien5]

arrival there his

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

little puppy ran

[Alien5]

down the path

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

to a stream

[Alien5]

wagging his tail

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

, vomiting blood violently

[Alien5]

you like vomiting dont you?


and crying out

[Guillaume]

, got run over

[manker]

Anyone that's posted more than three times in this thread is a geptard :dry:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

by manky geptard

[Evil_Monkey]

(new story)

Once opon atime

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

A little fuckwit

[Barbarossa]

called manker, cried

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

out "why on

[Barbarossa]

Earth is my

[Alien5]

penis so small

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

!?" And proceeded

[Alien5]

to run around

[Barbarossa]

in his pants

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

singing "there's a

[Barbarossa]

hole in my

[Alien5]

shoe that is

[Wolfmight]

annoying the shit

[Alien5]

out of me

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

It was meant to be "hole in my bucket" but whatever.

and I just

[Alien5]

farted extremely loudly

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

it smells like

[Alien5]

the smell of

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

what farts smell

[Alien5]

used to smell

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

of. What he

[maebach]

did not know

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

is that Paris

[Gripper]

hilton over there

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

was wearing nothing

[Barbarossa]

but a smile