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You mean doing the job properly?

That's harsh. :noes:

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Originally Posted by sArA

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Originally Posted by manker

Hmm, interesting. So is a quick once over with a wet-wipe considered cleaning up cos I've never noticed any woman do more than that.

Then again, what do I know. There's often a dash to the bathroom and I don't really know what my main woman gets up to in there -- plus I'm normally asleep by the time she gets back.

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Wanking :naughty:

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:lol: :lol:

That raised a chuckle and then a smile. If I was the type of bloke who said 'Hoi, burd. Come and see what this person said on the interweb' then I'd probably do it there and raise an eyebrow in her general direction once she'd read it.

However, you lot are my dirty secret. I mean, she knows that I post on a forum but not that I've posted just shy of 30k times on the forum in two years :ermm:

Has anyone posted the obvious "manker caught thrush" joke yet...

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Has anyone posted the obvious "manker caught thrush" joke yet...

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I can't remember, maybe you should do it, just in case.

Manker caught thrush?.......does this mean he's now an irritating cunt? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Manker caught thrush?.......does this mean he's now an irritating cunt? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

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Irritated, I think you'll find...:huh:

No no, Irritated just doesn't work with the joke.

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

No no, Irritated just doesn't work with the joke.

Jonno :cool:

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You are picking nits, Jonno.

Hmmm.

It just occurred to me-a cunt afflicted by nits can be pretty irritating, too. :huh:

manker-check!!! :unsure:

Ah, you see the way in which you utilized the word "Irritating" just then?
Thats how the joke comes across :)

And the best way to get rid of nits is to shave the hair off :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Ah, you see the way in which you utilized the word "Irritating" just then?
Thats how the joke comes across :)

And the best way to get rid of nits is to shave the hair off :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

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I grant your point.

I am occasionally over-concerned with the semantic aspect. :)

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Manker caught thrush?.......does this mean he's now an irritating cunt? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

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Irritated, I think you'll find...:huh:

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When my main woman has thrush, I find her lady-garden to be extremely irritating due to the no sex 'til the fungus subsides thing.



Jonno, un point.

mercy bucket.

Although I find it worrying you say that like she gets it a lot :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jonno

Although I find it worrying you say that like she gets it a lot :unsure:

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If I did say that, it would be slightly worrying since she doesn't get thrush a lot.

However, we can rest easy as I said nothing of the sort :blink:

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When my main woman has thrush,

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I kind of made the assumption/acusation from that. But as we all know, assumption is the mother or brother of all fowl ups.
My apologies for my brothers behaviour :huh:

Anyway, back to the cunts who are irritating/ed :01:

Jonno :cool:

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Although I find it worrying you say that like she gets it a lot :unsure:

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If I did say that, it would be slightly worrying since she doesn't get thrush a lot.

However, we can rest easy as I said nothing of the sort :blink:

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Yes, yes, but what about the green towels? :huh:

:unsure: better than red I guess

Jonno :cool: