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  1. 08-09-2006, 12:41 AM #41
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    You mean doing the job properly?

    That's harsh.
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  3. 08-09-2006, 09:32 AM Lounge   -   #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by sArA View Post
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    Hmm, interesting. So is a quick once over with a wet-wipe considered cleaning up cos I've never noticed any woman do more than that.

    Then again, what do I know. There's often a dash to the bathroom and I don't really know what my main woman gets up to in there -- plus I'm normally asleep by the time she gets back.

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    That raised a chuckle and then a smile. If I was the type of bloke who said 'Hoi, burd. Come and see what this person said on the interweb' then I'd probably do it there and raise an eyebrow in her general direction once she'd read it.

    However, you lot are my dirty secret. I mean, she knows that I post on a forum but not that I've posted just shy of 30k times on the forum in two years
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  5. 08-09-2006, 08:27 PM Lounge   -   #43
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    Has anyone posted the obvious "manker caught thrush" joke yet...
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  7. 08-09-2006, 08:34 PM Lounge   -   #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Has anyone posted the obvious "manker caught thrush" joke yet...
    I can't remember, maybe you should do it, just in case.
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  9. 08-10-2006, 08:01 PM Lounge   -   #45
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    Manker caught thrush?.......does this mean he's now an irritating cunt?

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  11. 08-10-2006, 08:08 PM Lounge   -   #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene View Post
    Manker caught thrush?.......does this mean he's now an irritating cunt?

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    Irritated, I think you'll find...
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  13. 08-10-2006, 08:20 PM Lounge   -   #47
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    No no, Irritated just doesn't work with the joke.

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  15. 08-10-2006, 08:43 PM Lounge   -   #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene View Post
    No no, Irritated just doesn't work with the joke.

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    You are picking nits, Jonno.

    Hmmm.

    It just occurred to me-a cunt afflicted by nits can be pretty irritating, too.

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  17. 08-10-2006, 08:55 PM Lounge   -   #49
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    Ah, you see the way in which you utilized the word "Irritating" just then?
    Thats how the joke comes across

    And the best way to get rid of nits is to shave the hair off

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  19. 08-10-2006, 09:12 PM Lounge   -   #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene View Post
    Ah, you see the way in which you utilized the word "Irritating" just then?
    Thats how the joke comes across

    And the best way to get rid of nits is to shave the hair off

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    I grant your point.

    I am occasionally over-concerned with the semantic aspect.
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