Whimper.... I'm moist.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
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Whimper.... I'm moist.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Skweeks, Drink it now. It's nice, but not worth keeping.
Meh, it's in the fridge already. As soon as the guests are here, it's getting drunk. I was only joking about keeping it. I live in Scotland. The chances of keeping a bottle containing drinkable alcohol intact in the house for any longer than 48 hours are slim to none.
You have a lot to learn Doctor Phill of the vineyars lolQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlShut it you tard. I have many wine qualifications and work in the industry. I wasn't talking about expiration dates. I was asking whether her Champagne is vintage or non-vintage. High tannic wines such as those from Bordeaux (high tannin Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot) age well because of those tannins and the aging in oak. As they age the tannins mellow, the toasty oak changes into softer gentler oak and the fruit flavors fade and change. it might take donkeys years but eventually the fruit flavors will fade entirely and the wine become past it's best. So even long-aging wines have drink by dates on them, even if that date is 20, 30, 40 years in the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
Other wines, such as Sauvignon Blanc are much better drunk young , literally within two years of the vintage being released. They have a zippy fresh acidity with fades with age.
So not all wines get better with age, some do, some don't. It depends on the style of wine and on the oak/tannin content.
Fuckwit.
i think we're all a little moranish when it comes to vineyars.
:lol::earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlWhimper.... I'm moist.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
"actually, actually" :blink:
Hoi, I just told you, we've got a bottle we've had for 16 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
In other news, I'm not really a big fan of champagne but I can drink Pol Roger. We tend to get that for the celebration of anniversaries. First tried it in The Witchery in Edinburgh and Mrs JP and I both liked it. I may heave mentioned this to you chaps before, I've certainly mentioned The Witchery.
Two Downs make a Downs.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieYou're right, lad - she doesn't know nothing about wine. She knows everything about wine.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
Fact.
-bd :snooty:
In this, you deny nature cos you are a fucking Flid.
I'd tell you to poke yourself in the eyeball after having grown your thumbnail for several weeks. However, I realise that the aforementioned is quite physically impossible for you, so I'll suggest asking your carer to slam your idiot fucking head in a car door instead. Merry Christmas.
Edit: The above was directed towards Pentspaz, not BD. BD plays geetar and obviously doesn't suffer the effects of pre-natal Thalidomide administration, like.
Who are you insulting and why?Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceTwo Downs make a Downs.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
In this, you deny nature cos you are a fucking Flid.
I'd tell you to poke yourself in the eyeball after having grown your thumbnail for several weeks. However, I realise that the aforementioned is quite physically impossible for you, so I'll suggest asking your carer to slam your idiot fucking head in a car door instead. Merry Christmas.
Edit: The above was directed towards Pentspaz, not BD. BD plays geetar and obviously doesn't suffer the effects of pre-natal Thalidomide administration, like.
I'm insulting you cos you're a fucking cawk.
Any more questions, spastic?
Go play at the special olympics little kid, and next time ask for permission to talk to me, if you need attention jump or nock yourself out.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Insulting anyone for not reason is something a retard would do.
Nope, typing words like nock instead of knock and not instead of no is what a retard would do.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoGo play at the special olympics little kid, and next time ask for permission to talk to me, if you need attention jump or nock yourself out.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Insulting anyone for not reason is something a retard would do.
Window-licker, that you are.
Edit: Please be aware that you are now deemed as the Lounge's bitch and I will shite on your fucked-up face every time you dare to post here.
And I didn't insult you for no reason. I insulted you, and will continue in that vein ad nauseum cos you insulted a very erudite friend of mine for no reason.
Cawk-spanner.
I love it when the hard of thinking become supercilious.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoGo play at the special olympics little kid, and next time ask for permission to talk to me, if you need attention jump or nock yourself out.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Insulting anyone for not reason is something a retard would do.
It's comedy gold.
It's my pet spastic now, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulI love it when the hard of thinking become supercilious.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
It's comedy gold.
Mine to slap repeatedly upside what passes as it's head, at will, at my leisure, like.
Gotta love them internets. :happy:
I love it that you are willing to share your Christmas presents.
That's the kind of guy you are.
It thinks it's clever cos it tussles with the reasonable/tedious sorts in The Drawing Room.
Reasonable is for queers.
I'm a gonna eat it like a Digestive biscuit. You can have the crumbs, if you're so inclined.
Fighting behind a computer is the equivalent of participating in the special olympics.
Crying baby lol lol lol
Shut up or I will get your toys lol lolQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
No thanks, pal. I've eaten.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
The Drawing Room, :lol:
I'm afraid I had to stop posting, or even reading there, when it became blindingly obvious that the people contributing never actually went to the bother of reading the things they were replying to.
Call me "old fashioned" but in my day that was part of the game.
Is that it, is that what you are playing with.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
FFS Chavis, how bored are you.
I am not fighting, I am making fun of the one that insulted me.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulIs that it, is that what you are playing with.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
FFS Chavis, how bored are you.
I think that insulting anyone here because of what we write, it is childlish and stupid, that only a retard would insult anyone for not reason.
Hiding behind a computer that's really brave...
So what would you call insulting a wine expert even though you don't know fuck about water, never mind wine?Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
That was rhetorical. I'll give you the answer...
Some fucking child who knows fuck all about fuck all except what it has read in some fictional wine guide for spastics, that's what.
Yep, there's a tear in my fucking beer for you, cunt. Especially cos you're stupid enough to think you can pick on women and not get the shit from their friends. Chicken-shit cunt.
You're making fun of absolutely fuck all.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoI am not fighting, I am making fun of the one that insulted me.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I think that insulting anyone here because of what we write, it is childlish and stupid, that only a retard would insult anyone for not reason.
Hiding behind a computer that's really brave...
If you were funny, that could possibly be a different matter.
As is, you're sad, a bully to women and a stupid cunt. Not to mention, you struggle when spelling and you have a serious problem telling the difference between 'not and 'no'.
Fuck sake, my 8 year old would piss on your grammar from a tall building.
Mong-a-long.
I didn't say you were fighting, well not to the best of my recollection. Which is normally quite good.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoI am not fighting, I am making fun of the one that insulted me.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I think that insulting anyone here because of what we write, it is childlish and stupid, that only a retard would insult anyone for not reason.
Hiding behind a computer that's really brave...
You did however talk patent nonsense in relation to a subject on which you were quite clearly not even remotely competent to speak. I remember that very well, I laughed at the time. The lass who is actually a wine expert pointed out just how wrong you were, in so many different ways.
In other news you did the "Hiding behind a computer that's really brave..." thing before. It was pathetic then and that hasn't changed. For the love of fuck please don't invite anyone to fight you :earl: that would just be derivative and verging on the pathetic.
Mine was much better than yours chavlord.
True story
:eyebrows:
Yeah but you neglected to call it a spastic.
They've got this short term memory loss thing going on.
They need to be reminded at any given turn.
That or a baseball bat across the temple. Sadly, I can't provide the baseball bat therapy via the internets.
Ah, this is much better than watching Eastenders or Corrie or any of that shite :yes:
Thank fuck Chavis is back to normal eh.
Normal and Chavis in the same sentence. Never thought I'd see that.
he was right yesterday about the gym being closed today, its like he's normal and can see teh future.
Normal like a fox. :smilie4:
Chavis knew you were going to say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
It took a wee while but I saw what you did there.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
So it's ripe then? Excellent. Thanks for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Mine's a red. Looks like a dark red too for the dessert type.
Alcohol says 16.9%.
A portion of the description reads, "Ports Of Call is a naturally fermented dessert wine with notes of chocolate flavors. It's wonderful by itself or with any dessert, but it's best served with luscious chocolate and creamy foods or poured over vanilla ice cream."
Sounds to me like it would be good with pudding pie. I'll have to test it out after my hunting trip and report back next week. :)
If by tussles you mean gets outwitted, trolled, toyed with, laughed at, and looked down on or just plain ignored, then yes, yes, it does tussle with people in the drawing room.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Actually, come to think of it, the only one of any note at all I've seen respond to it on a regular basis is frikkin J2.
Personally, I reckon it's one of them things who aren't worth even making fun of. Which is a sad, sad state of affairs for an it to be in.
It probably loves any attention, anyways.
What in heaven's name is "pudding pie", SkyZoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
It's great stuff. Here's a pic. It has a consistency of something like cheesecake.
http://www.kraftfoods.com/assets/rec...udding_Pie.jpg
1-1/2 cups cold milk
4 oz. chocolate pudding
1 OREO Pie Crust (6 oz.)
2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, divided
POUR milk into large bowl. Add dry pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk 2 min. or until well blended. Spoon half of the pudding into crust.
GENTLY stir 1 cup of the whipped topping into remaining pudding; spoon over pudding layer in crust.
If it's a red then, and still ok, that should be lovely. It'll taste a little like an old port, but slightly sweeter, with raisin and maybe walnut or spice flavours depending on how it's aged. I personally think it'll be nice but let us know....I'm intrigued.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoSo it's ripe then? Excellent. Thanks for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Mine's a red. Looks like a dark red too for the dessert type.
Alcohol says 16.9%.
A portion of the description reads, "Ports Of Call is a naturally fermented dessert wine with notes of chocolate flavors. It's wonderful by itself or with any dessert, but it's best served with luscious chocolate and creamy foods or poured over vanilla ice cream."
Sounds to me like it would be good with pudding pie. I'll have to test it out after my hunting trip and report back next week. :)
I've been actively ignoring it for months. It just happened to step beyond its bounds this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeIf by tussles you mean gets outwitted, trolled, toyed with, laughed at, and looked down on or just plain ignored, then yes, yes, it does tussle with people in the drawing room.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Actually, come to think of it, the only one of any note at all I've seen respond to it on a regular basis is frikkin J2.
Personally, I reckon it's one of them things who aren't worth even making fun of. Which is a sad, sad state of affairs for an it to be in.
I was acutely aware of its fuckery, but it seemed to me that other, more refined types, were poking at it with toothpicks, when what it needed was a heavy blow with a studded hammer.
If it enjoys the attention, it certainly doesn't seem to have arisen to it. As mentioned in another thread, it's the quickest hounding ever. Hardly even a morsel. Tail between its legs wouldn't be in it, like.
A quadriplegic, illiterate, wannabe troll, if you will.
Awww, chavis, you are still calling the fucktards 'it' instead of 'she'. :wub: