Crabgirl, looky here!

[CrabGirl]

I have a Bottle of Bollinger 1982

Well Mrs JP has if I'm being accurate. I bought it for her.

We have no intention of drinking it btw. I bought it for her in 1992 as a 10th anniversary present. It cost a pretty penny, for the time.

(At Crabby, it was actually actually an R.D. 1982 but these pheasants would know that that means)

Whimper.... I'm moist.

[CrabGirl]

Skweeks, Drink it now. It's nice, but not worth keeping.

[Skweeky]

Meh, it's in the fridge already. As soon as the guests are here, it's getting drunk. I was only joking about keeping it. I live in Scotland. The chances of keeping a bottle containing drinkable alcohol intact in the house for any longer than 48 hours are slim to none.

[pentomato]

Are you for real with the date thing?
You don't know nothing about wines, they get better with age, expiration dates do not mean nothing to wines, unless you are talking about wine coolers, those are not real wine.

Shut it you tard. I have many wine qualifications and work in the industry. I wasn't talking about expiration dates. I was asking whether her Champagne is vintage or non-vintage. High tannic wines such as those from Bordeaux (high tannin Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot) age well because of those tannins and the aging in oak. As they age the tannins mellow, the toasty oak changes into softer gentler oak and the fruit flavors fade and change. it might take donkeys years but eventually the fruit flavors will fade entirely and the wine become past it's best. So even long-aging wines have drink by dates on them, even if that date is 20, 30, 40 years in the future.

Other wines, such as Sauvignon Blanc are much better drunk young , literally within two years of the vintage being released. They have a zippy fresh acidity with fades with age.

So not all wines get better with age, some do, some don't. It depends on the style of wine and on the oak/tannin content.

Fuckwit.

You have a lot to learn Doctor Phill of the vineyars lol

[Mr. Mulder]

i think we're all a little moranish when it comes to vineyars.

[JPaul]

I have a Bottle of Bollinger 1982

Well Mrs JP has if I'm being accurate. I bought it for her.

We have no intention of drinking it btw. I bought it for her in 1992 as a 10th anniversary present. It cost a pretty penny, for the time.

(At Crabby, it was actually an R.D. 1982 but these pheasants would know that that means)

Whimper.... I'm moist.

:earl:

"actually, actually"

[JPaul]

Meh, it's in the fridge already. As soon as the guests are here, it's getting drunk. I was only joking about keeping it. I live in Scotland. The chances of keeping a bottle containing drinkable alcohol intact in the house for any longer than 48 hours are slim to none.

Hoi, I just told you, we've got a bottle we've had for 16 years.

In other news, I'm not really a big fan of champagne but I can drink Pol Roger. We tend to get that for the celebration of anniversaries. First tried it in The Witchery in Edinburgh and Mrs JP and I both liked it. I may heave mentioned this to you chaps before, I've certainly mentioned The Witchery.

[chalice]

Are you for real with the date thing?
You don't know nothing about wines, they get better with age, expiration dates do not mean nothing to wines, unless you are talking about wine coolers, those are not real wine.

You're right, lad - she doesn't know nothing about wine. She knows everything about wine.

Fact.




-bd

Two Downs make a Downs.

In this, you deny nature cos you are a fucking Flid.

I'd tell you to poke yourself in the eyeball after having grown your thumbnail for several weeks. However, I realise that the aforementioned is quite physically impossible for you, so I'll suggest asking your carer to slam your idiot fucking head in a car door instead. Merry Christmas.

Edit: The above was directed towards Pentspaz, not BD. BD plays geetar and obviously doesn't suffer the effects of pre-natal Thalidomide administration, like.

[pentomato]

You're right, lad - she doesn't know nothing about wine. She knows everything about wine.

Fact.




-bd

Two Downs make a Downs.

In this, you deny nature cos you are a fucking Flid.

I'd tell you to poke yourself in the eyeball after having grown your thumbnail for several weeks. However, I realise that the aforementioned is quite physically impossible for you, so I'll suggest asking your carer to slam your idiot fucking head in a car door instead. Merry Christmas.

Edit: The above was directed towards Pentspaz, not BD. BD plays geetar and obviously doesn't suffer the effects of pre-natal Thalidomide administration, like.

Who are you insulting and why?

[chalice]

I'm insulting you cos you're a fucking cawk.

Any more questions, spastic?