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Someone should warn her about you, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by senegal
It used to be 98% but these days it's generally agreed it's more like 95%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Regardless, it's a moot point. Even going by 2% difference, that is dramatically more than 0.095%. I am willing to accept Darth of Intelligence may have more in common with a baboon than with me, however I would suggest he is an anomaly and by no means indicative of the whole human race.
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Originally Posted by snee
You realize that:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
1) 0.095% is the number I referenced with regards to variation with the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species, right?
2) The Orangutan thing was a joke, right?
To be honest you don't seem like an idiot. You just seem like you're taking what I say too seriously, or are purely misconstruing what I say based on us disagreeing with what we find humorous/acceptable to say. Either way, get over it, suck it up etc. and understand that you read into my post the wrong way. :whistling
Pleased to meet ya'. And if you are a scientist, may the lord Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, have mercy on the souls of your coworkers.
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Originally Posted by SqueamousIt used to be 98% but these days it's generally agreed it's more like 95%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Regardless, it's a moot point. Even going by 2% difference, that is dramatically more than 0.095%. I am willing to accept Darth of Intelligence may have more in common with a baboon than with me, however I would suggest he is an anomaly and by no means indicative of the whole human race.
That's our girl-gone-missing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsYou realize that:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
1) 0.095% is the number I referenced with regards to variation with the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species, right?
2) The Orangutan thing was a joke, right?
To be honest you don't seem like an idiot. You just seem like you're taking what I say too seriously, or are purely misconstruing what I say based on us disagreeing with what we find humorous/acceptable to say. Either way, get over it, suck it up etc. and understand that you read into my post the wrong way. :whistling
Pleased to meet ya'. And if you are a scientist, may the lord Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, have mercy on the souls of your coworkers.
She's too smart to be a scientist, and can't resist the tweak.
She's bloody marvelous, eh?
Being a scientist, my only question is if this Jesus fellow is giving out grant money, I have a proposal for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
That's not even a questions, that's a corollary :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyBeing a scientist, my only question is if this Jesus fellow is giving out grant money, I have a proposal for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Listen fucknugget, let me put this in terms I can only hope you'll try to understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsYou realize that:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
1) 0.095% is the number I referenced with regards to variation with the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species, right?
2) The Orangutan thing was a joke, right?
To be honest you don't seem like an idiot. You just seem like you're taking what I say too seriously, or are purely misconstruing what I say based on us disagreeing with what we find humorous/acceptable to say. Either way, get over it, suck it up etc. and understand that you read into my post the wrong way. :whistling
Pleased to meet ya'. And if you are a scientist, may the lord Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, have mercy on the souls of your coworkers.
You said:
'Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor'
Assuming you are correct and human beings differ from each other by 0.095%, and our closest primate relative (which incidentally is the Bonobo not the Orangutan but I'll be generous and use those figures), differs from us by approx 5%, you clearly do not have 'nearly as much in common with the Orangutan as your Asian neighbour'. Not unless you consider 0.095% to be a bit similar to 5%, and in the scientific world where we deal with actual figures and data, we don't.
Thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
I do love a good fight :happy:
I used it in the singular, so I still have one question left, and I'm waiting to use it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaThat's not even a questions, that's a corollary :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Look, honestly science is flawed. It clearly made a mistake many times (starting with Mendel faking some data, and currently with the Large Hadron Collider making mistakes). I don't trust it. The entire scientific method is flawed, and honestly, you basing your blind belief in it is rather doubtful. How can someone have so much faith in numbers that change all the time. You yourself agree the number "used" to be 98%, now it's 95%, next year it's 92%. Science is fickle. Facts are not. My neighbor looks like an Orangutan. You look like an Orangutan's ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
I do love a good fight :happy:
You can be a handful, for a girl.
The male prerogative is often confining.
Not fair for either of us.
I am glad to be well-thought-of in your immediate circle, and I am glad I am not a scientist of any sort.:dabs:
maybe someday you will find that you like men most!
anyway EVERYBODY knows...............NOBODY UNDERSTAND WOMENS
Is it because they write sentences with grammar and stuff?Quote:
Originally Posted by robisoare
no, they write like j-dye.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeIs it because they write sentences with grammar and stuff?Quote:
Originally Posted by robisoare
So you're a woman then. Aha.
Ooops... burp.
-doobs
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Originally Posted by Speedo
Do you consider yourself funny? Because, if you do... you're sadly mistaken. My sister is funny ass fuck, you half illiterate, misogynist, mental migdet, you. The missus is funny, and far more clever than you, too, fuckwit.
But, my mother would have had you for lunch, lad.
Piss off, please -- you corpulent pimple on humor's ass.
-doobs
there are alot of funny woman on tv and standup i really dont want to have to make the friggen list of them all
Just short list your favorites like I didQuote:
Originally Posted by weenden
It may be confining, but it makes for good stand up comedy.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You can be a handful, for a girl.
The male prerogative is often confining.
Not fair for either of us.
I am glad to be well-thought-of in your immediate circle, and I am glad I am not a scientist of any sort.:dabs:
Anyway, we're not so mismatched you and I. I am a scientist, which gives me some perspective, and you're getting on a bit. Men are always more interesting and less annoying after the age of 30.
Your approach to women is like Biggles'. Is he around much anymore?
I like to think the best of people, so I'll assume the men contributing to this thread who have been disillusioned by female comedy have only been exposed to French and Saunders, anything written by Victoria Wood, Sarah 'eee I like cake I do' Millican or the blow up sex dolls they call their girlfriends.
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Haven't seen 'les in a while, though I feel his presence on occasion.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIt may be confining, but it makes for good stand up comedy.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Anyway, we're not so mismatched you and I. I am a scientist, which gives me some perspective, and you're getting on a bit. Men are always more interesting and less annoying after the age of 30.
Your approach to women is like Biggles'. Is he around much anymore?
The board becomes just a bit...courtly, when he's lurking.
I don't recollect you and I as "mismatched" in any way, it just took us a while to suss each other properly.
Luckily, I am not generally in the habit of choosing off scientists, nor are you enamored of lording education over experience...which, as I see it, is a peculiarly scientific mind-set.
We did butts heads, though - I can't recall the particulars - I remember thinking not that you weren't to be trifled with, but that to do so would require a bit less flippancy and a bit more effort.
I think Bigglesworth and I would be together on that, for what it's worth.
As to your formulation on 'men-after-30', I will say that while I am undeniably interesting, I occasionally aim to annoy, just to guage the quality of the interest.
The prerogative of the slightly aged, you see.
Not mismatched any more than men and women can be xQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
I don't know how much mindset is responsible, but I was also raised to respect people older than me, and I still do. Although, the internet is a great leveller in that regard and I'm much cheekier to the aged than I would be in real life...until I find out they're older. Then in some cases I'm even cheekier :naughty:
When Biggles is around it makes me want to get out my metaphorical slippers, settle into a chesterfield in the drawing room of my mind, and puff thoughtfully on my pipe. Or go out and mend the shed roof and creosote the fence, depending on how active I feel.
I imagine you and he together would make for a slightly more arch and youthful version of Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon ^_^
Ah.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousNot mismatched any more than men and women can be xQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
I don't know how much mindset is responsible, but I was also raised to respect people older than me, and I still do. Although, the internet is a great leveller in that regard and I'm much cheekier to the aged than I would be in real life...until I find out they're older. Then in some cases I'm even cheekier :naughty:
When Biggles is around it makes me want to get out my metaphorical slippers, settle into a chesterfield in the drawing room of my mind, and puff thoughtfully on my pipe. Or go out and mend the shed roof and creosote the fence, depending on how active I feel.
I imagine you and he together would make for a slightly more arch and youthful version of Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon ^_^
And who in which role?
You as Walter Matthau. Sorry xxQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Ah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
And who in which role?
Ah...okay, though I haven't the proper nose for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou as Walter Matthau. Sorry xxQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
I know 'les will be pleased to be thought of as Felix.:naughty:
You're far too debonair to be him really xQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Hehehe.....'it's always the quiet ones'. So true!
Whether women are funny depends on what types of women you meet.
Some of them are funny. Some of them are not.
And what happened in your case?Quote:
Originally Posted by pastoral
prove itQuote:
Originally Posted by careertarget
prove it he's wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Prove that he posted here!Quote:
Originally Posted by senegalprove it he's wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I can't.
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
WrongQuote:
Originally Posted by senegal
First, I'm to die for in any sexy pair of panties. Just point it upward, and half the girth of my gorgeous man meat on display on the sides, with the head peaking out the top. Simply irresistible.
Second, if the woman is much larger than the man, then... well if you're not feeling well just go back to picturing my man meat and you'll feel better.
If this is true, I'm sorry, so sorry.Quote:
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
If I've never group showered, am I a woman. Also what's the quota, does a party of 2 count as a group? 3? 4?Quote:
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
If a woman is checking for downstairs privates, well that's an issue, no matter how often or rare.Quote:
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
as in other idiots, and it goes both waysQuote:
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
well now you're just insulting the gender...Quote:
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Interesting. I can pull off the same look in my tighty whiteys. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Actually though they say "Women and chitlins first " the precise order is someone to navigate the boat , people with guns , babies , men smart enough to not let go of babies , strong cowards , ugly women since the good looking ones tend to be lighter,weaker and held in resentment and finally women in general.Quote:
Originally Posted by senegal
Unless of course the ship involved is from an Arab country in which case not all property being equal camels are somewhere higher up on the hierarchy.