Damn it, I so wanna have sex with a beautiful woman now

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Originally Posted by manker

get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic :smilie4:

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Mary can hook you up with some of her resources.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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When I say don't bother if it's less than 5 inches, I mean for a meaningless encounter. Obviously I'm prepared to put up with it if I care about a guy and his wallet is really big :happy:

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:dave:

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Oh that was never an issue there :smilie4:

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:dave:

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Oh that was never an issue there :smilie4:

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Sorry to hear he`s poor, too.

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get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic :smilie4:

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Mary can hook you up with some of her resources.

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I was hoping someone would broach the subject. I didn't like to ask Mary directly - she can be so possessive about her tiny acolytes.

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When I say don't bother if it's less than 5 inches, I mean for a meaningless encounter. Obviously I'm prepared to put up with it if I care about a guy and his wallet is really big :happy:

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Perhaps you could have suitors fashion a nest out of £50 notes and carefully place their cawk upon that just prior to taking the pic.


Oleg, this stuff I'm giving you is pure gold. You can't fail.

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Mary can hook you up with some of her resources.

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I was hoping someone would broach the subject. I didn't like to ask Mary directly - she can be so possessive about her tiny acolytes.

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She may be more willing to simply part with a hand from one he got tired of.

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I reckon he's a total horn dog! Mentals always are.

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Oh that was never an issue there :smilie4:

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Hah that'll teach :dave: for saying you're so harsh. High praise, to the max.

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protip; if you think your cock won't stand up to scrutiny and will look kind of tiny in comparison with some of the gigantic ones Squeams has put inside of her lady garden, get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic :smilie4:

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Children aren't camera shy after all.

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Oh that was never an issue there :smilie4:

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Hah that'll teach :dave: for saying you're so harsh. High praise, to the max.

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