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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic
    Mary can hook you up with some of her resources.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    When I say don't bother if it's less than 5 inches, I mean for a meaningless encounter. Obviously I'm prepared to put up with it if I care about a guy and his wallet is really big
    Oh that was never an issue there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    Oh that was never an issue there
    Sorry to hear he`s poor, too.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic
    Mary can hook you up with some of her resources.
    I was hoping someone would broach the subject. I didn't like to ask Mary directly - she can be so possessive about her tiny acolytes.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    When I say don't bother if it's less than 5 inches, I mean for a meaningless encounter. Obviously I'm prepared to put up with it if I care about a guy and his wallet is really big
    Perhaps you could have suitors fashion a nest out of £50 notes and carefully place their cawk upon that just prior to taking the pic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Mary can hook you up with some of her resources.
    I was hoping someone would broach the subject. I didn't like to ask Mary directly - she can be so possessive about her tiny acolytes.
    She may be more willing to simply part with a hand from one he got tired of.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I reckon he's a total horn dog! Mentals always are.
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    Oh that was never an issue there
    Hah that'll teach for saying you're so harsh. High praise, to the max.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    protip; if you think your cock won't stand up to scrutiny and will look kind of tiny in comparison with some of the gigantic ones Squeams has put inside of her lady garden, get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic
    Children aren't camera shy after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
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    Oh that was never an issue there
    Hah that'll teach for saying you're so harsh. High praise, to the max.
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