When I say don't bother if it's less than 5 inches, I mean for a meaningless encounter. Obviously I'm prepared to put up with it if I care about a guy and his wallet is really big
When I say don't bother if it's less than 5 inches, I mean for a meaningless encounter. Obviously I'm prepared to put up with it if I care about a guy and his wallet is really big
Perhaps you could have suitors fashion a nest out of £50 notes and carefully place their cawk upon that just prior to taking the pic.
Oleg, this stuff I'm giving you is pure gold. You can't fail.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
protip; if you think your cock won't stand up to scrutiny and will look kind of tiny in comparison with some of the gigantic ones Squeams has put inside of her lady garden, get someone with extremely small hands to hold it while you take the pic
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