The Gay Beard Club

It's James Roday. Not really a big name, but he can feign charm pretty well.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Ghey beard it is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...x/DSC_0050.jpg

If it's too blurry, just imagine sqeamous's without the tape :idunno:

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Don't tell me it took you 4 months to grow that chin strap. I guess you can add yourself to the directory. I guess we should have a directory.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

It's James Roday. Not really a big name, but he can feign charm pretty well.

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Oh, the guy from Psych... didn't recognize him.

Nah, I didn't remember this thread until it was bumped just now, and then I grew it :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Snee

Nah, I didn't remember this thread until it was bumped just now, and then I grew it :mellow:

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And the perfection of that indomitably devilish smile? How long did that take?

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Originally Posted by Snee

Nah, I didn't remember this thread until it was bumped just now, and then I grew it :mellow:

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Wow, you grew that in 2 hours, impressive. How fast does paint dry around your place?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Snee

Nah, I didn't remember this thread until it was bumped just now, and then I grew it :mellow:

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Wow, you grew that in 2 hours, impressive. How fast does paint dry around your place?

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30 minutes actually. I just got home and saw it :smilie4:



















On a more serious note, that's about as long as I should ever let it get. I look like a right silly fucker with a beard, partly because I've got a centimeter-wide stripe running down the middle where it doesn't grow, due to a wee bit of an incident when I was younger. Only reason I had one to post was because I've been lazy with the shaving, lately.

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And the perfection of that indomitably devilish smile? How long did that take?

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32 years.

I was going to post a pic of my newly trimmed beard, but I just don't have the time to curl my eyelashes.
Damn you, Mary.

The bushy beard pic was worth the wait, mind you.

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Originally Posted by manker

I was going to post a pic of my newly trimmed beard, but I just don't have the time to curl my eyelashes.
Damn you, Mary.

The bushy beard pic was worth the wait, mind you.

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I'd say thanks, but then I'd prolly have to explain the joke.

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by manker

I was going to post a pic of my newly trimmed beard, but I just don't have the time to curl my eyelashes.
Damn you, Mary.

The bushy beard pic was worth the wait, mind you.

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I'd say thanks, but then I'd prolly have to explain the joke.

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I only glanced at it, I thought you were just bruised :idunno:

Whatevar. I'll be shaving it off and/or wiping it off with a rough towel, now that you don't approve :emo:

You're still in the gay beard club though :wub:

Welcome to newest member, Snee. :cheers:

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Originally Posted by manker

You're still in the gay beard club though :wub:

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I was telling him about the directory, but it didn't seem to matter.

I'm on my mobile, I can't see Darth's pic, who is it? And I haven't ever worn false eyelashes thank you, I'm not a drag queen :ermm:.

Snee - is that really all you can grow? :console:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm on my mobile, I can't see Darth's pic, who is it? And I haven't ever worn false eyelashes thank you, I'm not a drag queen :ermm:.

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It was dragged out in the convo that followed, but he posted a pic of that guy who plays the main character in Psych, except he had a full molester beard and had like Jamie Kennedy hair and face.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm on my mobile, I can't see Darth's pic, who is it? And I haven't ever worn false eyelashes thank you, I'm not a drag queen :ermm:.

Snee - is that really all you can grow? :console:

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Well, no. It stops at about an inch, maybe an inch and a half, and I don't get much on my neck or cheeks. But it's hardly pretty if I let it grow longer.

I could totally pull this off, tho:

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Well, 'cept for that stripe in the middle.

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Originally Posted by Snee

I could totally pull this off, tho:

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What you think about in your wank-pit alone time is a matter for you, but you really shouldn't objectify objects of desire.
It always ends in rape :no:

Don't get all prude on me now, or we're nevar cybering again :snooty:

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

Just explain to her that you're a lumberjack and having a beard is more or less expected.

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

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That beard is made of pure testosterone, wood shavings, motor oil, steel, dragon scales, and something else. Well done, sir!

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

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That beard is made of pure testosterone, wood shavings, motor oil, steel, dragon scales, and something else. Well done, sir!

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Not unkempt enough to keep all 5 components, must remove 1 or 2.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Not unkempt enough to keep all 5 components, must remove 1 or 2.

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It is a very dense growth. I'm sure it all fits in there.

One of those pictures was ten years old. True story.

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First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

I can feel the testosterone draining from me.

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:dabs:
First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

I can feel the testosterone draining from me.

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That must have been bugging you for a while now. I'm starting to understand your adamant resistance of coming to terms with Japanese hicks.

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Originally Posted by manker

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First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

I can feel the testosterone draining from me.

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That must have been bugging you for a while now. I'm starting to understand your adamant resistance of coming to terms with Japanese hicks.

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I'm cool with them.
I just hadn't considered that their existence would add ballast to my deeply seated steel hull of a tenet. I've got you to thank for that.

And I do :smile4:

Mine is for the most part white - is that ghey or just sad?

Sounds distinguished, Les.

Pics please :D

Word.



-doobs

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Originally Posted by Something Else

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

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Les's beard is very distinguished :wub: It's also not obsessively neat like a serial killer's (*cough ^)


"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen tidy beard, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities"
~ Charles Bukowski

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I just cut it off when the wench whinges.

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Les's beard is very distinguished :wub: It's also not obsessively neat like a serial killer's (*cough ^)


"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen tidy beard, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities"
~ Charles Bukowski

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It grows like that on it's own. Never been trimmed ever. It's either all off, or all on. Fact. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Les's beard is very distinguished :wub: It's also not obsessively neat like a serial killer's (*cough ^)


"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen tidy beard, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities"
~ Charles Bukowski

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It grows like that on it's own. Never been trimmed ever. It's either all off, or all on. Fact. :snooty:

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Well we all need to get our pride from somewhere x

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It grows like that on its own. Never been trimmed ever. It's either all off, or all on. Fact. :snooty:

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Must be lies, too short to have never ever been trimmed. That's just what Alan Moore told me.

Luckily I've managed to find a pic of Ben in his younger days to prove that he used to trim his beard.
This visual reference will be lost on everyone except UK puntsphere fans but wtf.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../bennyhill.png

The odds of two identical unrelated chins and me being wrong are entirely negligible.

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:lol: git

I have scene his earl picture, and I'm here to tell you that that is 101% accurate.

Inorite!1:o
Maybe he rly is jimmy hill's son :o