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  1. 10-27-2011, 11:31 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    I swear to fucking christ that my only advice was to break up her paragraphs.

    True story.
    I would not have written such kind words had I suspected any kind of trickery. And, I think we have all (at least those of us who can perform beyond the single sentence level- that's 7 of us including Erendira now, right?) suffered from some lengthy paragraphs...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  3. 10-27-2011, 11:37 PM Lounge   -   #62
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    My English mastery was nowhere near hers' at 10 years of age.

    Come to think of it, it wasn't till I turned 13 that I started to care about my structure, syntax and writing quality.
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  5. 10-27-2011, 11:57 PM Lounge   -   #63
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    I wrote something similar in elementary school, using terms like genius and intellectually flexible instead of aspie and autism. However, no one seemed to appreciate it, and it got me in trouble with everyone. I was labeled as having an attitude problem with a lack of respect for authority (one of the many repeated accusations).

    Nobody called me inspiring until I was of age. My inner child is now upset.
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  7. 10-28-2011, 12:02 AM Lounge   -   #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Rings View Post
    My English mastery was nowhere near hers' at 10 years of age.

    Come to think of it, it wasn't till I turned 13 that I started to care about my structure, syntax and writing quality.
    Well, happy birthday! What do you plan to do now that you have reached your teens?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  9. 10-28-2011, 12:04 AM Lounge   -   #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Nobody called me inspiring until I was of age. My inner child is now upset.
    I never said, "inspiring", I just enjoyed your quote about wanting to kill someone in the parking lot.
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  11. 10-28-2011, 01:16 AM Lounge   -   #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Rings View Post
    My English mastery was nowhere near hers' at 10 years of age.

    Come to think of it, it wasn't till I turned 13 that I started to care about my structure, syntax and writing quality.
    Well, happy birthday! What do you plan to do now that you have reached your teens?


    "Your mom" is also in the schematic, but she was all black and red after I was done with her.
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  13. 10-28-2011, 01:33 AM Lounge   -   #67
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    You may beat my mom to a bloody pulp. You may say my joke was unfunny. But I do draw the line with your placement of my dot near IdolEyes.

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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  15. 10-28-2011, 01:37 AM Lounge   -   #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    You may beat my mom to a bloody pulp. You may say my joke was unfunny. But I do draw the line with your placement of my dot near IdolEyes.

    Swine.
    Don't batter yourself, compadre.

    It was only your one joke that got close to his level of unfunny. Even then, it was still closer to funny than he is. Some of you is all black.
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    Even being half-way to Idol once cuts deep. Real deep. You know it, don't try to sugar coat it now...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  19. 10-28-2011, 03:17 PM Lounge   -   #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Rings View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    You may beat my mom to a bloody pulp. You may say my joke was unfunny. But I do draw the line with your placement of my dot near IdolEyes.

    Swine.
    Don't batter yourself, compadre.

    It was only your one joke that got close to his level of unfunny. Even then, it was still closer to funny than he is. Some of you is all black.
    Spending your life being the butt of so many jokes ,I can understand why you may have lost your appreciation of what is truly funny.
    Also basically I only post here to entertain myself so funny to anyone else or not ,hardly my concern.

    Btw strange thing is I could wake up tomorrow and say something funny but I think there is considerably less chance of waking up tomorrow and not being an insufferable wank.
    Of course it could snow in Hell tomorrow so I might be wrong.
    Respect my lack of authority.
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