The Gay Beard Club

[manker]

You hear that? I'm now on top.

FFS. I thought I'd done at least enough to be above you.

The rOS league table of intellect seems to be taking shape.
Currently leading the way is Mary, although the 'even' caveat seems to imply there is someone even more big brained than your good self in Dave's world.
I think I'm in second because he's magnanimously allowed my comparative superiority in this respect. Dave and Squeams are in joint third because he has somehow deluded himself into intellectual parity with her - and chavis is bringing up the rear. Probably because he's racist.

MBM is conspicuous by his absence, maybe he's the mysterious forumular intellectual giant that Dave alludes to.
Food for thought

[chalice]

You hear that? I'm now on top.

FFS. I thought I'd done at least enough to be above you.

The rOS league table of intellect seems to be taking shape.
Currently leading the way is Mary, although the 'even' caveat seems to imply there is someone even more big brained than your good self in Dave's world.
I think I'm in second because he's magnanimously allowed my comparative superiority in this respect. Dave and Squeams are in joint third because he has somehow deluded himself into intellectual parity with her - and chavis is bringing up the rear. Probably because he's racist.

MBM is conspicuous by his absence, maybe he's the mysterious forumular intellectual giant that Dave alludes to.
Food for thought

Ah, but the game has changed considerably, mostly due to me having received a beard trimmer for christmas from my mum.

I'm now sporting an even-steven, symmetrical, naturally impossible man fuzz of the highest order. True story.

I'm not disputing that MJ gets the last word, but Squeamous is winning by a fucking mile. She exceeds criteria.

[megabyteme]

I'll wear an ecru suit.

You know, I'm not much into latest fashuns, and stuff, so I looked up "ecru" on Google Image search. Here are the unfiltered results: ECRU

For those who don't want to see all the latest fashuns available in ecru, here is the most manly example on the ENTIRE page:



I will pay RoS an internets 20, if he posts a pic of himself in an ecru suit, with Magnum mustache. Gawd, that's gotta make the 20-year-old pushies whet.

[manker]

I'm now sporting an even-steven, symmetrical, naturally impossible man fuzz of the highest order. True story.

You're going to hate me for this but ...

PICS

[chalice]

I'm now sporting an even-steven, symmetrical, naturally impossible man fuzz of the highest order. True story.

You're going to hate me for this but ...

PICS

Not this instant. I'm busy being wopped and being an uncle again. My sister dropped a fat one today. 9lb 1. Boy. Chuffed.

[mjmacky]

I'm now sporting an even-steven, symmetrical, naturally impossible man fuzz of the highest order. True story.

You're going to hate me for this but ...

PICS

Or he can just do what alien did and press his face into a color copier.

[megabyteme]

RoS never seems up to challenges, so this is probably as close as we will get to seeing him in ecru, and his Magnum stache in one place...

[NotLettingItGo]

....

You know, I'm not much into latest fashuns, and stuff, so I looked up "ecru" on Google Image search. Here are the unfiltered results: ECRU
...

See I knew there was a reason why I don't own a single item of clothing in that colour.

It's OK though, between all you twisted fucks and her lies I'm sure you'll come up with a complete wardrobe for me, by the new year.

[manker]

You're going to hate me for this but ...

PICS

Not this instant. I'm busy being wopped and being an uncle again. My sister dropped a fat one today. 9lb 1. Boy. Chuffed.

Congrats, big man.
Maybe I'm just a misogynist who reads too much historical fiction but I feel more sincere when congratulating someone regarding new male offspring.

Hope you had a good xmas too.
I've just discovered the true meaning of Christmas. It's about Lego and consuming the excess chocolate and sweets so your kids' teeth don't fall out by January.

[chalice]

Not this instant. I'm busy being wopped and being an uncle again. My sister dropped a fat one today. 9lb 1. Boy. Chuffed.

Congrats, big man.
Maybe I'm just a misogynist who reads too much historical fiction but I feel more sincere when congratulating someone regarding new male offspring.

Hope you had a good xmas too.
I've just discovered the true meaning of Christmas. It's about Lego and consuming the excess chocolate and sweets so your kids' teeth don't fall out by January.

Cheers, mate. He's one of those IVF unlikelihoods. My sister was given the 'your womb is a bombsite' talk by one of those obstetrics propagandists not long after she was married. She had these chronic cysts on her ovaries. I don't know what that is, but it reminds me of some war poetry I've read. She got the ops, had the IVF treatment, had twins and everything was sweet to the beat.

Three years later and without hormonal enhancement, she gets up the skite with this behemoth. It's a funny old world.