Happy Birthday, Oleg!

[mjmacky]

"What a confused little man. He tries so hard to display this "smart sciency guy", but fumbles with such basic interactions that one day this group of readers will (should they get bored enough) determine that Mr. Science is using kits found at ToysRUS, and WalMart."

You're trying to mask it, but I know you're directing that at me.

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I am tempted to quote myself in the signature at times, but I hesitate on the notion that I'm likely to produce something better within the next day. It'd be a never ending cycle of changing signatures, and the daydream about it imparted a cumbersome memory at fault of the habit. Therefore, I will refrain from quoting myself in the signature.

The point is, I'm more arrogant than Darth. Recognize this flaw in me. I'm an unnurtured little girl awaiting all your soft caresses.

[A]

OlegL, everyone loves you and you know it.

Birthday dedication:

[Quarterquack]

The point is, I'm more arrogant than Darth. Recognize this flaw in me. I'm an unnurtured little girl awaiting all your soft caresses.

Settle in for second place, sugar. I deserve this title based on forum seniority alone.

[chalice]

I'm not sure if I have enough of a fan in you to have followed me around, but I've clearly stated I'm more of a Range Rover.

This is probably as much of a serious response as you'll ever get out of me: Think of me as arrogant enough to find humor in the irony of a pretense of humility or ignorance backfiring at me. I may have been my own victim a couple of times, but never unconsciously so.

EDIT: Also, since I've decided to lay off being me for one post, allow me to apologize to the idea of your daughter for any malice I may have incurred upon her omnipresent self on this forum. Looking back, I did think a couple of times that my response was unwarranted, but have always found reasons to believe in karmic payback, especially at this humble abode. Hope you don't let it go to your head. This apology is towards your daughter.

The idea of my daughter respects your having stooped into penitence. However, the idea of my daughter would be more satisfied with a more illustrative debasement. Perhaps, suggests the idea of my daughter, you should slam your fingers in a car door, and if you scream, you'll have to do it again and so forth. I'm putting the idea of my daughter to bed now.

My actual daughter, of course, is oblivious to this.

As for myself, I'd be intrigued to read you elucidate on your alluded theories of karmic payback and how exactly this would apply to me.