Last one to post wins the internets

[weenden]

your not as good lookin as me so you must be a paternal twin

[Skweeky]

Right chavis, I've decided what I'm going to send you. I'm going to send it recorded, because I don't trust them Royal Mail staff. They might try to steal it.
:naughty:
Pics.

I'll let chavis do the picture posting as soon as he receives it.

[Barbarossa]

Well, the tourist information site says that it's covered in icy snow between november and april...

To be honest mate, I wouldn't do it. Even in the middle of summer it's freezing cold at the top of most mountains, I can't even imagine what it would be like in winter.
If you do go, make sure you are well prepared; make sure you have decent shoes, warm breathable clothing, tin foil, maybe even something that can transmit an emergency gps signal if needed...

The weather changes quickly at those altitudes.

...or just get the train all the way up to the top :whistling

Snowdon isn't really a proper mountain anyway, more like a large hill. Having said that it did hail once when we were up there in like, May or something.

I'd be very surprised if there's snow on the top in November, tbh.

[Totti]

How's the skiing in itlay this time of year?

[Skweeky]

I have completely lost the plot. I was just writing out an envelope after putting my sick line in it for work, to my frustration, I couldn't find the book of stamps the husband just brought back.

Turns out I put them inside the envelope. :frusty:

Also, because of this morning sickness, I have lost 11kg in just under a month (app 24 lbs)...

[Snee]

That's liek getting bulemia without the guilt.

Score.

[Skiz]

Pogues show is coming up on Wednesday but all today I have been coughing, feeling chest pressure, and feeling hot. I better not be getting the flu. :(

Gonna head off to bed early tonight and get some rest. Will have to buy a thermometer tomorrow maybe.

I don't think I've been sick since I had strep throat in like '99 and I'm pretty sure I've never had the flu. :unsure:

What do sick people do when they have the flu since antibiotics don't help? Drink OJ and get rest or something else?

[brotherdoobie]

Pogues show is coming up on Wednesday but all today I have been coughing, feeling chest pressure, and feeling hot. I better not be getting the flu. :(

Gonna head off to bed early tonight and get some rest. Will have to buy a thermometer tomorrow maybe.

I don't think I've been sick since I had strep throat in like '99 and I'm pretty sure I've never had the flu. :unsure:

What do sick people do when they have the flu since antibiotics don't help? Drink OJ and get rest or something else?

Fluids and rest, Skiz.

BTW, while OJ is an excellent source of Vitamin C - it might upset your stomach. Flat 7-UP, ginger-ale, or Sprite are better options.

I'm a bit of an expert, like. I get sick quick. My immune system must be weaker than water, man.


-doobs :sick:

[Alien5]

paracetamol

water

sleep

repeat -

try hot lemon ginger and honey tea, it boosts your immune system, or even chicken soup can give you x 10 energy too.

[Skweeky]

Strange thing just happened. We were in the car and Ben had just eaten a biscuit so I wanted to wipe his face. I stuck my hand in the little pouch behind the driver's seat, because that's where I keep the wipes.
For some reason I can't find the wipes, so I stick my hand in a bit deeper and guess what I found?

A bloody PSP with Grand Theft Auto in it :o

We don't really take other people in the back of our car because of the car seat, so we think it must have belonged to the guy we bought the car off over a year ago!

[Barbarossa]

Hahaha win :01:

[Skweeky]

I just need to find a wee adaptor for it, but it looks like the standard 6V so I'm sure I've got one of those lying about.

[Barbarossa]

Just contact the guy you got the car from to see if he still has his lying around somewhere... He might even have some more games n' stuff... :dry:

[Skweeky]

D'you think he would give them to me? :lol:

Seriously, I don't have his number anymore but I suppose I could find it. D'you think I should contact him? :unsure:

[Alien5]

I just need to find a wee adaptor for it, but it looks like the standard 6V so I'm sure I've got one of those lying about.it is the same adapter as most cameras.

[Barbarossa]

D'you think he would give them to me? :lol:

Seriously, I don't have his number anymore but I suppose I could find it. D'you think I should contact him? :unsure:

:wacko:

[Skweeky]

Valuable advice Barbie, as ever.

[Alien5]

You will be thinking now, well I've got a PSP, and I want to use its full potential by hacking it. That's fair enough, as there are a lot of things you can do with a hacked PSP over a not-hacked PSP:
- Play full PSP game backups, known as ISOs
- Run homebrew (user made applications)
- Play old PS1 games
- Run emulators for old systems such as the NES, SNES, GBA, N64 and more
- Change your PSP's theme

The first thing you need to ask yourself is what type of PSP to do you have?

http://www.psp-hacks.com/forums/f133/the-hack-your-psp-mega-thread-t227349/#post1084293

[Barbarossa]

Valuable advice Barbie, as ever.

Another satisfied customer :happy:

g'nite all :kiss:

[Snee]

:kiss:

[Skweeky]

Allen, our resident games console hackster.

[Skiz]

http://www.snotr.com/video/2772#comment-41291

:lol:

[Skiz]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/coffee-12987.jpg

[Skweeky]

Brilliant. I just sat with Ben on my lap and had a whole conversation with him. He obviously doesn't say any words but he is using the correct tone, in his mind, he is telling me all about his day.

Who could've known a one-year old could be this much fun??

[Skweeky]

Just bought the husband's Christmas gift; two tickets for Michael McIntyre.

I hope he decides to take me :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Just bought the husband's Christmas gift; two tickets for Michael McIntyre.

I hope he decides to take me :unsure:

I hope he takes me :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Application by post on a yellow postcard.

[100%]

i want a baby too

[Skweeky]

I can't help you in that department. I'm not having any more.

[100%]

What is your secret? Did you screw planned wised or free wise, with passion?

[Skweeky]

Well, the first time it took us over 1.5 years to conceive, and that was with tracking my period etc on the calendar and taking the ovulation tests they sell.

The second time was just pure chance. I wasn't using any protection and it's not like we were having loads of sex (you tend to start seeing your bed as just a place for sweet sweet sleep when you have a child under 1) and I was breastfeeding (which is meant to reduce fertility).

However!

On both occasion I had been on a diet for a few months that was naturally high in folic acid. It had nothing to do with trying to conceive, it's just the usual stuff I do when I need to lose some weight; cut out all carbs except for a few dark Ryvita crackers, eat lots of grapefruit and melon, fresh vegetable soup every day and steamed chicken or fish with more green veg for dinner.

There is some research that indicates a link between diet and fertility but then again... In the end it just happens when it's meant to happen.

[brotherdoobie]

How many more do you think you'll have, Skweeks?


-doobs :whistling

[Skweeky]

0
nilch
none

[Hairbautt]

Just did my first ever overclock :smilie4:

3.16Ghz --> 3.8 Ghz

Won't be able to game some until Saturday tho'.

:(

[Skweeky]

We thought you were dead or summink.

[Hairbautt]

School is rough.

My final two semesters are coming up (well, plus a summer), but I'll probably be postin' more pish than your tank can handle because I'll just be takin' my seminars next (well, except my summer to finish off my final elective).

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5200/capturesx.png

:w00t: w00t

[Skweeky]

So we're invited to a Halloween party on Saturday night.
I stupidly assumed that you can still buy baby outfits at this moment but most of the shops have sold out. :o

Why would they not just stock up on them? It's not like they won't be able to sell the overstock next year? :unsure:

[Hairbautt]

So we're invited to a Halloween party on Saturday night.
I'll be happy to drive, m'lady. :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

School is rough.

My final two semesters are coming up (well, plus a summer), but I'll probably be postin' more pish than your tank can handle because I'll just be takin' my seminars next (well, except my summer to finish off my final elective).

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5200/capturesx.png

:w00t: w00t

How are the maths going? It seems like you're getting less stupid every day.
Good for you, Herbie.


-doobs :happy:

[Skiz]

Have you ever woken up in the early afternoon and still been so hungover that you could swear you were at a Pogues show the night before and drank like an Irishman? :cry:

[Skiz]

When my headache subsides, I'll tell you how awesome the show was.

[Hairbautt]

School is rough.

My final two semesters are coming up (well, plus a summer), but I'll probably be postin' more pish than your tank can handle because I'll just be takin' my seminars next (well, except my summer to finish off my final elective).

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5200/capturesx.png

:w00t: w00t

How are the maths going? It seems like you're getting less stupid every day.
Good for you, Herbie.


-doobs :happy:Well, I had to take 2 of'em, but the last one took me 2 years while the 3rd one ended up being late.

[Skweeky]

So we're invited to a Halloween party on Saturday night.
I'll be happy to drive, m'lady. :smilie4:



Excellent.

As for drinking like an Irishman, you're not supposed to say that. Chavis doesn't like it when we get cultural about the Irish.

[chalice]

I'll be happy to drive, m'lady. :smilie4:



Excellent.

As for drinking like an Irishman, you're not supposed to say that. Chavis doesn't like it when we get cultural about the Irish.

:eyebrows:

I really don't mind. It's just that I can't gather the momentum to be as harsh as I'd like when it's done by someone I like. Faux-rage needs to be given ignition by a spastic. :01:

Besides, Skiz is now an honorary Irishman. He's been to a Pogues concert, got drunk to the requisite degree and has a natural desire to shoot things. He ticks all the cultural boxes.

[weenden]

im irish i drink but im also polish so i bowl and im also english so i drink tea im also french so i eat french toast im also lithwanian so i have lithian light bulbs

[Skiz]

Okie dokie. So I went to The Pogues show on Wednesday at perhaps my favorite venue - Stubb's BBQ. I started out by going to a friend of mines place which happens to be a historic mansion right downtown (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=30.271433,-97.744185&spn=0,359.998794&t=h&z=20&layer=c&cbll=30.271352,-97.744213&panoid=OlxcX8NOGYTacjiYYkwhXw&cbp=12,280.99,,1,-4.95) (that's a story for another time). I crack my first Guinness. :happy:

After three innings and as many Guinness we head to the show. I couldn't believe how many people were there. I had gone to the Black Crowes show about two weeks before and there weren't that many people. When the Pogues came out, Shane immediately made a comment like "So yer burning, ye?" (welcome to Austin) and then jumped right into a song, albeit completely unintelligible. But that's his style, right? I didn't give two fucks if I could understand him or not.

Anyways, the crowd was packed full of fans who did know the words and they sang right along. I honestly cannot ever remember hearing a crowd sing song after song in such a rowdy, seemingly traditional way with the music. Add that this is not music that you hear in Texas and it was very surreal and fun.

For most of the show, Shane would perform two songs and then go back stage for one song. It was 2 on:1 off for about the first hour. Then things really started to get rolling. Everyone was good and lit by then and the front third of the crowd was going pretty nuts. When they finished, it was clear that no one was going anywhere until they got an encore. I kid you not. Not one person in the entire venue even thought about leaving. The front third was banging things, stomping their feet, screaming, etc. and making the loudest commotion I've ever heard at Stubbs. After a few minutes the band came back out and played a couple more songs. They left the stage again and again no one left. Double-encore! I found the set-list online:

Streams of Whiskey
If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Broad Majestic Shannon
Young Ned Of The Hill
Boys From The County Hell
A Pair of Brown Eyes
Tuesday Morning
Kitty
Sunnyside of the Street
Repeal of the Licensing Laws
Body of an American
Old Main Drag
Thousands
Dirty O...ld Town
Irish Rover
Bottle of Smoke
Sickbed

Star of the County Down
Rainy Night in Soho
Sally Maclennane

Paddy on the Railway
Fiesta

It's tough to really appreciate any show when you've never heard a single song, but I had a blast. :01:

[Hairbautt]

:unsure: So to sum it all up...

[Skiz]

The Pogues = win

[Skweeky]

I just made fresh cream of tomato soup. Win+1

[Something Else]

Can I have some please. I'm cold, hungry and I think wolves are after me. :emo:

[Skweeky]

Of course. Just knock the door and come in. Warm yourself in front of the fire as well.

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks.

[Skweeky]

Eyop Bo. How's the prisoner beating going?

[Proper Bo]

I wouldn't know:whistling

[Skweeky]

:o

Are you looking after chavis' brother at all?

[Proper Bo]

"Looking after" isn't how I'd describe it, like.

[Skweeky]

Do you have to do cavity searches?

[Proper Bo]

No. Tho' I have had to watch someone pull a phone out their arse.

[Proper Bo]

That was a fun day off work, like.

[Skweeky]

No. Tho' I have had to watch someone pull a phone out their arse.

:pinch:

It's amazing how stretchy that area is.

[Proper Bo]

At least he didn't have the charger in there too, which some do, like.

[Skweeky]

Fuck sake. What else do they hide? Aside from the normal drugs and fags and that?

[Proper Bo]

Anything they're not allowed, basically.

[Something Else]

Heavesup Bo. Thanks for the offer skweeky.

My mate reckons he can get a couple of ounces up there, and even get past a bend-over and spread em test without detection. I dread to think how he does it.

Pun intentional.

[Alien5]

you can’t beat corporal punishment!

[Skweeky]

Ask for a demonstration.

[Something Else]

you can’t beat corporal punishment!

How philosophical.



Ask for a demonstration.

No wai. I already have to smoke it. I don't want to see where it comes from.

[Skweeky]

G'wan. Film it and post it on YouTube.

[Something Else]

I could make a hole series.

[Skweeky]

Did we not have a person here to hand back your coat?

[Skweeky]

Here turds, turn on E4 and watch Tim Minchin live. It's good for yer culture.

[Skweeky]

*sigh*

He has the most beautiful eyes.

[brotherdoobie]

Sleepsneversup, muthers. I figured booze would do the trick, eventually.
Fuck too.


Peace, doobs

[Skweeky]

I am currently in a hotel room in Crewe with a completely over excited baby. He is crawling about the room, climbing on top of stuff whilst squealing with delight.

[Skiz]

http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpcvvy3eqK1qz4a62o1_500.jpg

[Skweeky]

We finally got round to getting a second car. We got an old Ford Galaxy. It's not immaculate, but it's going to be the family car and will have babies and toddlers in it, so we thought it really would be of no use to get something new, or in mint condition.

Managed to get the car and the insurance for less than a grand. Woooo!

[chalice]

Skweeks, expect a parcel tomorrow or Thursday. I sent it recorded delivery.

Would've done it sooner, but the bad brain aids were giving me gyp, innit.

[Skweeky]

Did you get a new head? Looking forward to the parcel!

[Skweeky]

My sister just called to tell me she has just booked a ski holiday for March next year. Apparently she felt she had to do this after reading on facebook how miserable I was feeling (morning sickness, still).


She went on to ask if I wanted to come along. I explained to her that it really would not be a good idea to go skiing when 7.5 months pregnant.

Then she had a laugh about how I would be big enough by then to roll down the hills ( needless, to say, she has no kids, hence has never been pregnant). At which point my mum, my sister-in-law and my other sister, shouted 'shut up' in unison. (my mum has 7 kids, sis in law 6 and my sister has 2)

I just want to say:

fnar fnar fnar, take that big sis!

[Hairbautt]

http://www.collectinghq.com/im/0017218.jpg

[Skiz]

V.2009.S01E01.720p.HDTV.X264-DIMENSION

I don't even like sci-fi stuff and this was pretty cool. Anyone else watch it?

[Hairbautt]

It really cut to the chase, didn't tit?

[Skiz]

Shore did.

I just couldn't believe they used the exact same story as well, with the whole 'in search of water' thing.

[brotherdoobie]

Shore did.

I just couldn't believe they used the exact same story as well, with the whole 'in search of water' thing.

Spoiler alert next time, ffs.


-doobs

[Barbarossa]

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1257331105/KaiRooney.jpg

I'm quite pleased with how this one turned out (said Wayne)

[brotherdoobie]

Very nice, Barbs. You are on your way to becoming a phoatieshop ninja.


-doobs

[Hairbautt]

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1257331105/KaiRooney.jpg

I'm quite pleased with how this one turned out (said Wayne)
What show is that?

[Barbarossa]

At Home With The Beckhams

[Skiz]

Shore did.

I just couldn't believe they used the exact same story as well, with the whole 'in search of water' thing.

Spoiler alert next time, ffs.


-doobs

It's the opening scene of the very first episode. I can assure you I spoiled nothing. ;)

[enoughfakefiles]

At Home With The Beckhams

:glag::pinch:

[chalice]

Very little Mulder (arf), no Bo, limited JP, a veritable extinction of manker.

Sad days indeedy-do, cunts. Sad days indeed. :no:

[Skweeky]

Mulder has a girlfriend now and she's not allowed to know about this place.

In other news; I just spent two days trying to figure out why I couldn't claim a PayPal payment made through ebay. Turns out that, despite my paypal account being linked to ebay for all my buying, it does not automatically update this for selling is well.
Fuck sake.

[Skweeky]

I'm so indecisive. I can't decide whether to go to bed or to snooze on the sofa.

Firework display was ok.

[brotherdoobie]

Spoiler alert next time, ffs.


-doobs

It's the opening scene of the very first episode. I can assure you I spoiled nothing. ;)

When I posted that I was wearing my facetious smile and awkward shoes. The humidity was low.

I was probably being a bit dry.

I'm a huge fan of V, cat.

Word.


-doobs

[chalice]

The 8 year old was bugging me a few weeks ago to post a picture she'd drawn to the offices of some kids internets in America.

She stuck a 1st class stamp on it and expected it to suffice. I explained to her that the letter would have to go by Air-Mail and it would cost extra. 'Leave it with me', says I, 'I'll get it sorted'. Then I promptly forgot about it.

Eventually she posted it herself, having arrived at the fact that I am a useless cunt. She posted it with just the 1st class stamp. Somehow, it arrived in Georgia and her picture is now displayed on their site. Her hair was perpendicular with delight.

I can only guess that the good people at the post office saw her sorry little scrawl, knew it was a kid sending the letter, and paid the rest of the postage for her.

Kinda almost nearly half-way gives you hope for humanity, innit.

[Skweeky]

Don't know if anyone watches Russell Howard's Good News?

Anyway, at the end of each show he has a little clip with a heart warming story.
This week it was about a little girl who got diagnosed with cancer, she knew she wasn't going to make it, so in the last few months of her life she hid little notes all over the house so her parents would find them after she died and they would remember how much she loved them.

[chalice]

Thanks for that, Skweeks.

I was almost approaching happiness cos it's Friday night and I'm a gonna get pished.

Think I might gouge out one of my eyeballs and squash it in a garlic crusher now.

[Alien5]

nice one,i love Dr and Quinch man.

[chalice]

nice one,i love Dr and Quinch man.

They're like incredibly, unbelievably, mind-detonatinglly, like, wonderful, man.

[Alien5]

wow i didnt know they were created by Alan Moore aswell, what a Legend.

gonna order The Complete D.R. and Quinch from Amazon right now.

[chalice]

Shame on you, Allen. All my avatars are Moore. You knows that.

Were you a 2000AD fan growing up? I was. Had the first 700 progs. True story. My mum threw them out when I went to Holland.

Still haven't forgiven her. :no:

[chalice]

wow i didnt know they were created by Alan Moore aswell, what a Legend.

gonna order The Complete D.R. and Quinch from Amazon right now.

I can prolly give you a link to the scanned version if you like, like.

[Alien5]

Yeah my brother bought 200ADs, then i got into drawing from them, i preferred Judge Dredds, the colour monthly ones with bolland covers, i love those, they're drawn so amazingly man, also had a stack of paper 2000ads somewhere going back years.

wow i didnt know they were created by Alan Moore aswell, what a Legend.

gonna order The Complete D.R. and Quinch from Amazon right now.

I can prolly give you a link to the scanned version if you like, like.

yeah i want Judge Dredd too.

[chalice]

Yeah my brother bought 200ADs, then i got into drawing from them, i preferred Judge Dredds, the colour monthly ones with bolland covers, i love those, they're drawn so amazingly man, also had a stack of paper 2000ads somewhere going back years.

I've been re-reading scans of the old epic Judge Dredd stories all week. Some of Brian Bolland's work in The Judge Child and Judge Death, The Cursed Earth and other shorts is fucking fantastic. He was always my favourite artist as a kid.

He only does covers for comics now. Fucking genius.

[Alien5]

http://www.tripoetry.com/Comics4$/Covers/Independents/JudgeDredd.01.jpg

this is my favorite comic its just perfect, all of these are perfection though.

[chalice]

http://jb.24-7intouch.com/forum/uploads/IanMuir/2004-05-12_071015_scan0003.jpg

PM sent, Allen.

[Alien5]

http://www.crashonline.org.uk/47/images/death.gif

cheers.

[chalice]

http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/Time_Out_Judge-Dredd.jpg

http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/150/686/03/1.jpg

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/92/brian_bolland.jpg

[Alien5]

my dinners ready be back in a bit.

[Skweeky]

Thanks for that, Skweeks.

I was almost approaching happiness cos it's Friday night and I'm a gonna get pished.

Think I might gouge out one of my eyeballs and squash it in a garlic crusher now.

:snooty:

I thought it was a lovely, touching story.

[chalice]

Thanks for that, Skweeks.

I was almost approaching happiness cos it's Friday night and I'm a gonna get pished.

Think I might gouge out one of my eyeballs and squash it in a garlic crusher now.

:snooty:

I thought it was a lovely, touching story.

Yeah, well, the profound difference between your heart-warming story and mine was that nobody got cancer in mine. :snooty:

[Skweeky]

I've been wondering, when you get whopped, do you at all stare at the USB lava lamp I sent you? Cause that's why I sent it like.

[chalice]

It's a tad distracting, like, I'll admit.

When I put it on when the kids are awake, it's like Children Of The Fucking Corn or something else.

It's not the floaty light shit that distracts me, it's the fact that it's shaped like a lambent phallus.

Quite disturbing actually.

[Skweeky]

Hmmm, have you felt any urge to try and sit on it?

[chalice]

Yes. Yes I have.

[Skweeky]

Maybe you should have a chat with mulder about this...

[chalice]

And what about you?

Have you felt the need to fit my somewhat thick book up your arse?

Cos that's why I sent it, like.

[Skweeky]

No, no I can't say I have. Although I have been sleeping with it ever since it arrived.

[chalice]

You've clearly got a philistine hun budding in your womb.

I blame Gem.

[Skweeky]

Me too, to be honest. And I won't let it happen again.

[Skweeky]

I just want to issue a general warning: If you are prone to getting wind, at all cost, avoid eating celeriac :pinch:

[chalice]

Me too, to be honest. And I won't let it happen again.

I was of a similar bent after my second. Never a-fucking-gain.

Turns out the 3rd was the bestest of the lot.

Just got nomintated for the Nobel Toddler prize. I'm proud.

Think Jordan's baby might just pip him, though. The wee fucker.

[Skweeky]

I swear, on my own life, he is not coming near me again until he's had the snip. Never ever ever again am I going through this hell they call pregnancy. I am looking forward to the baby, but I hate every minute of this pregnancy.

I have been sick for 7 weeks, my hormones are all over the shop and I sometimes feel like I'm losing my mind, my sense of smell is so sensitive that even the smell of my blueberry shampoo makes me puke, I have a constant pain in my hip which I know will develop into an inability to walk without the help of crutches for, oh, at least the last 2 months of my pregnancy. Not to mention the things that are still to come; more stretchmarks, itchy skin, indigestion, unable to sleep comfortably, needing to pee every hour of the night and having to waddle down the stairs, the list goes on.

:angry:

[chalice]

I got as far as 'I swear' then my ignore hormones kicked in.

Jeeps, it's good to be a mang, mang.

[Skweeky]

I tewtally am FedExing a bag of poo to your doorstep

[Skweeky]

Anyhoo, it's been a blast, I'm off to bed to watch Wossie and read some more in Chavis' book.

Hasta manana!

[chalice]

Nightski.

I'm a gonna stall about and see who I can annoy. Friday night is usually good for it.

[chalice]

Tomorrow night is fight night.

David Hayes who is 6ft 3 vs Nikolai Valuev who is 7ft fucking 2, like, with 7 and a half stone difference in weight.

Chocolate bar bets at the ready youse cunts.

[Skweeky]

Nightski.

I'm a gonna stall about and see who I can annoy. Friday night is usually good for it.



I see you found a couple :lol:

[chalice]

It wasn't me, missus.

It was the bad boys. They made me do it, like.

[Skweeky]

I particularly enjoyed speedo.

[brotherdoobie]

Coffeessup, bitches.



-doobs :happy:

[Skweeky]

I just had a Mexican wrap at the local Wetherspoons. It was win+1 and came with free nachos!

[Mr. Mulder]

I just had a Mexican wrap at the local Wetherspoons. It was win+1 and came with free nachos!
no wai i was just at weatherspoons two hours ago!1 But didn't see you there? ...unless you were outside on the street corner, but its the day thyme? :unsure: beer and a burger for 4 squids, that's how i roll :smilie4:

just watched teh new south park, except for that dead celebrities episode they've all been FLIPPING WIN!1111 :smilie4:

back oop north right now in lincoln for teh weekend, we're going dawg racing tonight and there's gonna be free food!111111 That's the best kind of food!1 :01:

[Alien5]

I just had a Mexican wrap at the local Wetherspoons. It was win+1 and came with free nachos!was he any good? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

If I kill my husband whilst pregnant, do you think I'd get away with it?

[Skweeky]

That's my wee boy 1 today :cry: He's growing up so fast!

[kallieb]

/kallie checks out the latest thread title

Finally, a prize worth fighting for.


If I kill my husband whilst pregnant, do you think I'd get away with it?

@Skweeky - Not whilst pregnant, there is still some margin of error for culpability. Wait till you're in full blown labour and pierce him through the heart with one of the medical instruments that are sure to be around. 100% defo Get-outta-jail-free on that one.

[Skweeky]

Excellent

[Hairbautt]

Well, got invited to my sister's for king crab legs.

:happy: Excellent indeed.

Then got picked on for being the "atheist"--which I'm not--of the family as they believe that God answers all in which case I tried to defend my position for being agnostic that later ended in a "Fuck you" by me.

Then I left. What a sullied day.

[chalice]

Well, got invited to my sister's for king crab legs.

:happy: Excellent indeed.

Then got picked on for being the "atheist"--which I'm not--of the family as they believe that God answers all in which case I tried to defend my position for being agnostic that later ended in a "Fuck you" by me.

Then I left. What a sullied day.

Yeah, but agnostics are queer.

Grow some balls and tell God to fuck off or suck God's cawk.

You can't have both.

[Hairbautt]

Homophobe.

[chalice]

Homophobe.

Remedial.

[Hairbautt]

Don't know what number to call :unsure:

[chalice]

That's cos you're remedial, like.

[Hairbautt]

This got boring.

Next thread.

[Skweeky]

I fucking love chips and curry sauce.

[Skiz]

Wow 1200+ pages of illiteral posts. I'm impressed.

:pinch:

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWQFcPEuRJY

[chalice]

Wow 1200+ pages of illiteral posts. I'm impressed.

:pinch:

Fantastic.

Skiz, I meant to say that that was a lovely little review you gave us of the Pogues concert. It sounded brilliant.

Did you know that the word 'pogue' is Irish for 'kiss'?

They were originally called 'Pogue Mahone', which is a derivative of the Irish for 'kiss my arse'. True story.

[Skiz]

I did not know that. Any of it.

While I was looking for some Pogues tunes to steal after that show, I saw a box set or called "Pogues Mahone" or something along that line and it didn't really make sense so cheers for the explanation.

Also, a big fanks to you and squeeks for urging me to go. I likely wouldn't have without such adamant recommendations. :01:

[Hairbautt]

internets :kiss:

[chalice]

internets :kiss:

Oh get over it, Harriet.

Did I shake your little world last night?

I was only joking, mate.

[Skiz]

Staying dry, Herbert?

[Hairbautt]

Lemme reiterate and berate.
Also, a big fanks to you and squeeks for urging me to go. I likely wouldn't have without such adamant recommendations. :01::kiss: internets

Amazingly enough, it looks like it should be pouring down in buckets, but it's hasn't rained yet. Havn't seen the sun once today tho'. 'Sides, I'm central FL and we're probably just gonna get a few squalls/rain bands.

[Skiz]

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFe5FNwRQ8Q

[brotherdoobie]

I just checked me calender and it's been 7 months since I've puffed on poison. I was thinking it was 10 months. My memory is crap.

Fuck all.

-doobs

[Hairbautt]

Maybe you found better hobbies.

Fuck it.

[Skweeky]

Good luck during the holiday season doobs. I always found it hardest when the drink was flowing.

[brotherdoobie]

Good luck during the holiday season doobs. I always found it hardest when the drink was flowing.

I was just thinking about the holidays. My mom and dad are coming down for Thanksgiving; they both smoke and I usually smoke more when they're around (for obvious reasons).

I do love the holidays and it will be nice seeing my brother, sister, and pops. Mother's a different story. Perhaps, I'll buy some Valium off of Larry.

I'm weak as water.



Maybe you found better hobbies.

Fuck it.

Nope. Same hobbies - masturbation and latch hook kits.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/368--The-Last-SupperT.jpg

-doobs

[Hairbautt]

We have a lot in common, brother.

:dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

We're sad fucks. We should end it all. You go first.


-doobs

[Hairbautt]

I'll mix the cool-aid.

[brotherdoobie]

We're American, ffs. We should use a gun - a big shiny gun, like.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

Skizo, what's the best type of gun to use in a suicide pact?
I suppose it doesn't matter in the end...


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

But still...


-doobs

[Hairbautt]

I'll take the 22, you take the 12.

[brotherdoobie]

My mate called and needs me to lay down some drum tracks for a song he's recording.

Carry on without me, bro.
Bye, Harry.

-doobs

[Hairbautt]

That's ok. I can wait.

[Skweeky]

Can you do it live so we can watch?

[Hairbautt]

You know if some outsider were to stumble in here right now they'd really get the wrong idea.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwICmPYCXdM

[Skweeky]

Does anyone else think that Peter Andre is the biggest wet blanket the world has ever seen? The guy is everywhere, playing his little victim role.

'Boohoo,I miss my kids, and Jordan is being all nasty about me. Oh, yes, ok then, I'll do ANOTHER tv show, but I swear I'm not doing this for the publicity'

[chalice]

Does anyone else think that Peter Andre is the biggest wet blanket the world has ever seen? The guy is everywhere, playing his little victim role.

'Boohoo,I miss my kids, and Jordan is being all nasty about me. Oh, yes, ok then, I'll do ANOTHER tv show, but I swear I'm not doing this for the publicity'

The trick is to not watch him, read tabloids or give a fuck about him in the slightest regard.

Having said that, How To Look Good Naked is on in the corner of my living room. I tried to protest, but the missus is glued to it. So I really can't talk.

[Alien5]

Does anyone else think that Peter Andre is the biggest wet blanket the world has ever seen? The guy is everywhere, playing his little victim role.

'Boohoo,I miss my kids, and Jordan is being all nasty about me. Oh, yes, ok then, I'll do ANOTHER tv show, but I swear I'm not doing this for the publicity'

Who’s Peter Andre? :unsure:

Sounds like one of those made-up names they give you when your real name is Eldrick or Gordon.

[Skweeky]

http://www.almostzara.com/wp-content/uploads/peter_andre.jpg

[Alien5]

:wank:

[Something Else]

At least wait until we're not here AllenS. Control your self man. :no:

[brotherdoobie]

At least wait until we're not here AllenS. Control your self man. :no:

:lol:


-doobs

[Alien5]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/7/6/0/1/sheep.jpg

[Skiz]

:kiss:

[Hairbautt]

http://uploads.neowin.net/forum/post-4080-1139004840.png

:lol:

[brotherdoobie]

http://uploads.neowin.net/forum/post-4080-1139004840.png

:lol:


FFS, you were supposed to off yourself. What happened? You used a 22 didn't you? Prolly, bounced right off of that thick southern skull...


-doobs

[Hairbautt]

On the contrary it fixed my lighting.

[brotherdoobie]

I'm genuinely perplexed. Eh?

-doobs

[chalice]

I'm genuinely perplexed. Eh?

-doobs

Those were Aliester Crowley's last words, mate.

I'm leaving home.

I just want you to be just like me, mate.

Push and shove. I'm fucked.

[chalice]

All you heroes best beware,

[brotherdoobie]

Going for a walk? Put on a coat. It's a bit cold out, mate. And be careful, Chalice.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/eye_book-Copy.gif

Peace, brotherdoobie ^5

[chalice]

Fuck you, mate.

And goodbye.

[Hairbautt]

LONDON (Reuters) - Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating website that says it only allows "beautiful people" to join.

I kid you not: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5AA4E620091111?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

[brotherdoobie]

What a load of crap. My cawk is Polish and he's dashing yet humble. My baby toe is Scandinavian and she's a fucking pig.

Burp.

[Something Else]

LONDON (Reuters) - Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating website that says it only allows "beautiful people" to join.

I kid you not: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5AA4E620091111?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews


I think you're probably right. Thankfully we have tons of hawt, foreign burds.

[Skweeky]

:yes:

[Something Else]

centimental value

:lol:

[Skweeky]

I seem to have caught insomnia. Doobs, you started it, so you must have given it to me.

I can't seem to sleep properly anymore, the slightest sound wakes me up and then I end up tossing and turning until I finally give in and switch in the light so I can read.

[Skweeky]

In other news, our little squirt was playing at the bottom of the stairs earlier, he likes to use the safety gate to clamber up and down the bottom step.

It is just round a corner, so we can't actually see him when he is there.

We were just sitting watching some tv when he let out the loudest squeal I ever heard, like the type of scream you hear when someone gets a really bad fright. We both jumped up and ran to him, and he was just standing there crying, but when Gemmell picked him up he stopped, looked at me and smiled.

It was all a bit spooky to be honest, because it was completely out of character.

[weenden]

scary huh skweeky when the little one screams

[brotherdoobie]

I seem to have caught insomnia. Doobs, you started it, so you must have given it to me.

I can't seem to sleep properly anymore, the slightest sound wakes me up and then I end up tossing and turning until I finally give in and switch in the light so I can read.

I'm sure it's just temporary. I hope so. The company would be nice, but I wouldn't wish that upon you, Skweeks.



In other news, our little squirt was playing at the bottom of the stairs earlier, he likes to use the safety gate to clamber up and down the bottom step.

It is just round a corner, so we can't actually see him when he is there.

We were just sitting watching some tv when he let out the loudest squeal I ever heard, like the type of scream you hear when someone gets a really bad fright. We both jumped up and ran to him, and he was just standing there crying, but when Gemmell picked him up he stopped, looked at me and smiled.

It was all a bit spooky to be honest, because it was completely out of character.


Spooky like a fox. :ermm:

Drink a shitload of coffee. Write a screenplay about the incident. Drink more coffee to insure maximum shakiness. Grab a hand held
video camera and make a brilliant movie. Make the fuck out of it.

-doobs :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

I like it!

[brotherdoobie]

You're going to be famous, Sonja. Mark my words.


-doobs :happy:

[Skweeky]

Mo ways, I will make the film under a pseudonym and will never show my face in public! It'll be an epic cult film.

[Barbarossa]

morning :coffee:

[Gemby!]

morning :coffee:

:wave: hello!

[Something Else]

It's pishing it down outside. I'm not going to work for fear of ruining my hair. :emo:

[Hairbautt]

AHhHh! I have had (?) a stalker on youtube!!! forgetmenot1223


Who the hell...?

Who is this and why do you insist on contacting me and sharing videos?


fuck off then
:happy: My thoughts exactly.

[geezup]

I aint no noob lol

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup Homies :smilie4:

[Alien5]

Im.Freezin.My.Nutz-ORF

[Mr. Mulder]

Im.Freezin.My.Nutz-ORF
Hoi, ewe there, ewe've got a wii right? have ewe got COD4 reflex? we could tewtally cyber if ewe have?

[Alien5]

Im.Freezin.My.Nutz-ORF
Hoi, ewe there, ewe've got a wii right? have ewe got COD4 reflex? we could tewtally cyber if ewe have?

stealing it now very excited for i play you at this game Mr.Mulder. this time tomorrow i make a shit then i online to you, i got work early thank you ok?

[Mr. Mulder]

i dunno blud, i might be throwing up in some gutter this time tomorrow, we'll sort summink out though - we could team up like Cagney and Lacey or some shit :smilie4:

[Alien5]

ok sounds goose Mr.Mulder :happy:

bye for now.

[brotherdoobie]

Go Buckeyes! Beat Iowa!

Game day menu:

Philly steak and cheese subs, with shaved flat iron steak, sauteed green peppers, onions and mushrooms. Served with onion-rings on the side.

Game day rawks!



-doobs :cheers:

[Skweeky]

I love Philly cheese steaks... especially the ones from Nathan's.

I have tried recreating them, to no avail. I suspect it needs a special degree of greasiness that is only obtainable in American fast food places.

[Skweeky]

In other news, just got back from up North.

Gem's great aunt is a sprightly 80-year old who is the village granny. She seriously still makes a living out of entertaining any celebrities that happen to pass through the area.
Because of this she got us a fantastic rate in a hotel that had a lovely spa attached to it. Woke up this morning to the most magnificent view.
The guy who played Billy Elliott was in the room next to us.

Kewl.

[enoughfakefiles]

Woke up this morning to the most magnificent view.
The guy who played Billy Elliott was in the room next to us.

Kewl.

Were you looking through his window :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

Maybe :shifty:

[Skiz]

Go Buckeyes! Beat Iowa!

Game day menu:

Philly steak and cheese subs, with shaved flat iron steak, sauteed green peppers, onions and mushrooms. Served with onion-rings on the side.

Game day rawks!

-doobs :cheers:

Well played, sir. I missed that one unfortunately. Highlights looked good though.

I watched Texas vs. Baylor this morning, then flip-flopped for the next 4 hours between FL vs SC and USC vs Stan (great game) and then watched TX A&M vs OU.

Full steam to Pasadena for my Longhorns at this point. :01:

Our gameday menu was similar but we put it on tortillas with queso frescas. :happy:

[JPaul]

Go Buckeyes! Beat Iowa!

Game day menu:

Philly steak and cheese subs, with shaved flat iron steak, sauteed green peppers, onions and mushrooms. Served with onion-rings on the side.

Game day rawks!



-doobs :cheers:

Basically steak and cheese with extra steak.

Have the Americans ever considered serving things without cheese. Or that one helping of steak is enough and it doesn't really need added steak.

[Snee]

fascist

[JPaul]

You say that like it's necessarily a bad thing.

[tesco]

New Top Gear.
It's finally in HD.

[Skweeky]

I forgot it was on last night and ended up watching the first 10 minutes of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here'

I think part of my brain has melted.

[Skiz]

I heard you guys had a reality show over there where big boned folks had to catch their own food or something. :unsure:

[Skweeky]

That sounds like a great format.

[Totti]

New Top Gear.
It's finally in HD.

nice to know thx man!!

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

No.1 daughter has vomited two nights in a row, but is fine during the day (albeit off her food a bit, and has a bit of a temperature and a bad cough)

[Skweeky]

It's fab innit, when you walk in and they are covered in it.

[Barbarossa]

She did exceptionally well to only get a bit of it on her hand, and then the rest of it went in the bath. *

She's very well trained now.

* She doesn't have a bath in her bedroom like, I was in the middle of hastily frogmarching her to the toilet but we didn't quite make it

[Skweeky]

Currently watching Twilight, at work. Muahaha.

[brotherdoobie]

Go Buckeyes! Beat Iowa!

Game day menu:

Philly steak and cheese subs, with shaved flat iron steak, sauteed green peppers, onions and mushrooms. Served with onion-rings on the side.

Game day rawks!



-doobs :cheers:




Basically steak and cheese with extra steak.

Have the Americans ever considered serving things without cheese. Or that one helping of steak is enough and it doesn't really need added steak.

It's a Philly steak and cheese sandwich, serving it without cheese - would be mental.

Think it through.


-doobs

[iLOVENZB]

my epen15 is as big as 50 cents ego :P

[enoughfakefiles]

Mornsup :coffee:

No.1 daughter has vomited two nights in a row, but is fine during the day (albeit off her food a bit, and has a bit of a temperature and a bad cough)

Eveningsup :01:

My little girl managed to have a number 2 in the bath on saturday night :pinch:

[Skweeky]

Was it solid?

[Snee]

You say that like it's necessarily a bad thing.

You say that like calling someone a fascist for suggesting that merkins have no imagination when it comes to cooking is necessarily a bad thing.

[Skweeky]

Evesup.

I need to go to the dentist because I keep biting my lip :cry:

[Snee]

Maybe you should go to a lipsist or labialist or something.

[Skweeky]

It's because I had a tooth out, and then a wisdom tooth cut through and pushes all my teeth to one side. Now one of my teeth catches a bit of my lip when eating. It's dead annoying.

[Snee]

Maybe it's all in your head.

[Skweeky]

You may be on to something.

[Snee]

You may be on something.

Quite.

[enoughfakefiles]

Was it solid?

Nope :dry:

[Skweeky]

Hehe, were you in the bath with her?

[enoughfakefiles]

No, I had to just get her out of the bath a scoop most of it out then have a shower with her:dabs:

[Skweeky]

Is it sad that I can't wait for lunch time so I can watch the rest of Twilight and continue drooling over Robert Pattinson? Is it?

[Brandon_Heat]

:fst::cool:

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

No.1 daughter has vomited two nights in a row, but is fine during the day (albeit off her food a bit, and has a bit of a temperature and a bad cough)

Eveningsup :01:

My little girl managed to have a number 2 in the bath on saturday night :pinch:

That's only ever happened to me once :sick:

I wonder which smart alec is going to comment on this...

[Skweeky]

When my son was first born, my husband made the mistake of carrying him down the stairs without a nappy on... The baby shat in his hand :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

bluh, i am never drinking again ever for as long as i live, was meant to be at work five hours ago, woke up on bedroom floor fully clothed with a perfectly preserved kebab in my hand :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

think im still drunk too :no: