Last one to post wins the internets

[Barbarossa]

Did you eat the kebab?

[Skweeky]

Cold kebab is win.

[Skweeky]

Oh man, I am so tired today. The wee man was up three times during the night. It must be great being a guy and being able to sleep through it :angry:

At least the husband got up at 5.30 this morning when Ben decided it was time to get up and have some fun!

[Mr. Mulder]

Did you eat the kebab?
you're gosh darn right i ate it, microwaved it first, obviousment :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh man, I am so tired today. The wee man was up three times during the night. It must be great being a guy and being able to sleep through it :angry:

At least the husband got up at 5.30 this morning when Ben decided it was time to get up and have some fun!
he'll be coming in at half five in the morning in a few years time, smelling of fanny and chips and throwing up all over your nice things :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

That's ok moudly, he's allowed, as long as he doesn't throw up too often on my things. I don't mind if it's in the toilet.

[Barbarossa]

Oh man, I am so tired today. The wee man was up three times during the night. It must be great being a guy and being able to sleep through it :angry:

You say that, but I'm the one who has to get up in the night in our house :emo:

Also if my daughter tries to get up at 5:30 she gets told in no uncertain terms to get the hell back to bed :angry:

[Skweeky]

Normally the husband has to get up because he's not working at the moment and he had some cider last night...

It's not easy to tell a 1-year old to go back to sleep. He's not at the reasoning stage yet.

[enoughfakefiles]

I have have to get up most times cause wimin are quite good a pretending to be asleep :dry:

Also 6.00am is talking practice at my house :ermm:

[Skweeky]

I get a lie in at the weekend. It's only fair though, I did nightfeeds for 9 months.

[JPaul]

He's not at the reasoning stage yet.

That's cool, you just need to be at the ignoring stage until he gets there.

[Skweeky]

:mellow:

He has a very convincing, loud argument when we try to ignore him in the mornings...

[Skiz]

I just over a bad case of bronchitis. I was feeling bad for at least a month. I started to feel pretty good for about 2 days and now I'm bogged down with something new.

Massive sinus headache. Sinuses swollen and making my whole face hurt, as well as my teeth. Nose is running like a damn faucet and I have about a 1 degree fever.

:dabs:

[Skweeky]

A whole degree?

You should get yourself to A&E right now. That sounds like a massive case of man flu.
It might be contagious ffs.

[Skiz]

Well, I'm off to bed now. I'll see how things are in the morning... :(

[Skweeky]

I hope your affairs are in order, you never know.

[Skweeky]

You can go your own waaaaaaaaay, go your own waaaaaaay,. you can call it anoooother lonely daaaay

Love that song

[Barbarossa]

Number 1 daughter has been sick in the night again. That's 4 nights sick in a row. :(

[Skiz]

Just slept almost 10 hours without waking up once. Robitussin Nightime ftw! :O

Still sick, but without fever today.

[Hairbautt]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.dailyfinance.com/media/2009/11/newsweek-palin-cover.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

sup homies, been working my bawls off today only to get shit on by the fucking monkey cock fuck piss cunt fucks i work for so good times :emo:

[Gemby!]

i thought i already won the internets years ago...

[Barbarossa]

You did, Gemby, you did... :yes:

Anyway, number 1 daughter was fine last night, apart from a bad cough, but number 2 daughter was sick instead :frusty:

Mornsup :coffee:

[Skweeky]

It seems to be contagious. My wee one was sick last night as well.

[Skiz]

Can anyone recommend a good messenger bag (http://www.nw.org/network/Images/john-lewis-himalaya-canvas-messenger-bag-ocha.jpg)? :unsure:

It doesn't have to be anything exact, but has anyone owned one that they liked and could recommend a quality brand?

[callum]

Can anyone recommend a good messenger bag (http://www.nw.org/network/Images/john-lewis-himalaya-canvas-messenger-bag-ocha.jpg)? :unsure:

It doesn't have to be anything exact, but has anyone owned one that they liked and could recommend a quality brand?

Is that the same as a man bag?

[Skiz]

I don't think so. It's just a back pack or a laptop bag or something. :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

FFS, Skizo. That's a man bag.

Look at it, man.


-doobs :ermm:

[callum]

I have a feeling seedler has one, so he'll probably be able to recommend one.

[brotherdoobie]

I have a feeling seedler has one, so he'll probably be able to recommend one.

I hear he scores major poontang. It must be the bag.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

Can anyone recommend a good messenger bag (http://www.nw.org/network/Images/john-lewis-himalaya-canvas-messenger-bag-ocha.jpg)? :unsure:

It doesn't have to be anything exact, but has anyone owned one that they liked and could recommend a quality brand?


We use a Targus backpack and it's pretty good.

[Skiz]

^That looks ok but, I think that's a bit small for my purposes. I checked out their website and they've some decent ones. How's the quality? I need one for work and it'll have a couple binders, folders, etc. inside (and maybe my netbook on occasion). I can't really put all my stuff in a backpack like I'm going to school. :unsure:

Jack Bauer carries around a pretty awesome one. It prolly has his guns, ammo, pda, and who knows whatever else. He also seems to get himself in trouble a lot so I'm sure he has some other med kit accessories in there too. I need a durable one like that. :yup:

[Albo Da Kid]

^Finally we see you in green. lol No more power trips from now you filthy cacaroach

[Skiz]

This one might work - http://www.fossil.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=12052&catalogId=10052&productId=22035722&PSID=GOOFEEDFSLSHOP&mr:trackingCode=1B2E4E9A-BD81-DE11-B7F3-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA ?

[Skweeky]

It's pretty sturdy Skiz, we take it with us when we go camping, or just go away for the weekend and it doubles up as an extra backpack.

[Alien5]

wtf is a cacaroach alba?

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Its_On_Now.jpg


hope this helps.

[Skiz]

It's prolly like a dung beetle or something else. :idunno:

[Mr. Mulder]

watching children in need and drinking coffee on the sofa, how rawking orsum is it not being at wurk! :o

[SonsOfLiberty]

This one might work - http://www.fossil.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=12052&catalogId=10052&productId=22035722&PSID=GOOFEEDFSLSHOP&mr:trackingCode=1B2E4E9A-BD81-DE11-B7F3-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA ?

You want a "murse"? Sorry I always laugh at guys when I see them carrying a man purse :D


^Finally we see you in green. lol No more power trips from now you filthy cacaroach

Hmmmm.....if there was any semblance of proper English I guess we could understand that.

Qx8uqX9CSxI

[Skiz]

I don't consider those man purses at all. It's like a briefcase or something... A briefcase would look silly considering I work in an office in a huge UPS warehouse and dress 'business casual'. Something like what I linked above or this (http://snpi.dell.com/sna/images/products/large/A1132923.jpg) is ideal.

IMO, a man purse can be defined by one or all of the following three criteria: The size of the bag, the purpose it serves, and how many handles it has.

Size: This is definitely a man purse. It's tiny as fuck and being toted around by an obvious homo.

http://lyon.theoffside.com/files/2008/03/ronaldomurse.jpg

Purpose: If it's strictly for work and carrying around files and work related stuffs, it is most definitely not a man purse. If it being used recreationally to carry around your wallet, keys, camera, etc... it is definitely a man purse.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1320/1422452969_8a0d61eb85_o.jpg

If a bag has one sling for easy carrying, fine. If it has a small handle, fine. If it has both, fine. However, if it has two equal straps of any length, it is a man purse.

http://averagemetrojoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/manpursetombradyygiselebundchen.jpg


Real men use messenger bags. :snooty:


http://brianhewitt.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/indy-sitting-small.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/15111/jack%20bauer%202.jpg

[SonsOfLiberty]

Indiana, never noticed he wears a murse...

:lol: I still see them as murses, just get a laptop bag and all the people at UPS won't laugh at you secretly for carrying a man purse....

Can you get me a job a UPS? I need one bad and they pay out the ying yang.

[Skiz]

Laptop bags are the same thing. :ermm:

https://upsjobs.managehr.com/

[Swift]

what the s*** is going on here ?

[SonsOfLiberty]

Laptop bags are the same thing. :ermm:

https://upsjobs.managehr.com/

Not really, what you pointed to doesn't look like a average laptop bag, we had a boss at my old job (a giant ass drug company), he was a cool guy though, but we always teased him about wearing a murse and looked exactly like the one you pointed to :P

[Skweeky]

Yum yum om nom nom. Just had a lovely dinner of spanish meats, chicken breast in wild garlic, olives with pickled garlic, brie, cashew nuts and some fresh bread and butter, along with some balsamic vinegar to dip the bread in.

Spanish red wine to drink obviousement.

Tasty tasty tasty.

[Skweeky]

Oh, and I think manbags are quite sexy. It completes the who metrosexual image. :yes:

[Hairbautt]

Real men use messenger bags. :snooty:


http://brianhewitt.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/indy-sitting-small.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/15111/jack%20bauer%202.jpg
That's so fucking true.

[Skweeky]

Here's what I think right:

If you want something that is going to look stylish, then get a nice leather shoulder bag. It's classy and it's versatile.

If you want something that is going to last for a while, then have a look at Kipling or Hedgren; they specialise in school bags, but they do other stuff as well. To illustrate; most kids in Belgium get a Kipling school bag when they go to high school, and it literally last them the whole six year. They're waterproof as well and ergonomically designed.

[JPaul]

Yum yum om nom nom. Just had a lovely dinner of spanish meats, chicken breast in wild garlic, olives with pickled garlic, brie, cashew nuts and some fresh bread and butter, along with some balsamic vinegar to dip the bread in.

Spanish red wine to drink obviousement.

Tasty tasty tasty.

Skweeky is all tapassed up.

[Skweeky]

I fucking love tapas.

[JPaul]

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/search.do?keywords=tapas&pager.offset=0

[Alien5]

what the s*** is going on here ?^^Fucknose. :unsure:

[Skiz]

Shopped.

Watched Ole Miss damn near give away the game to LSU in a STUNNER!

Watched the Horns stomp Kansas to get one step closer to Pasadena.

Went downtown to a bar that a friend owns and got the royal treatment. Drank my arse off for 5-6 hours and had an $8 tab.

Hooked up with my friends coworker.

Went to the fully nude bar just outside the city limits for a "surprise". Turns out the surprise was 'Bridget the Midget', a porn star. LOL's were had by all.

Home. Need sleep.

:happy:

[Skweeky]

Does anyone know where I can download the Dutch Rosetta Stone course?

I really don't fancy paying over a hundred quid for it.

[Skweeky]

Nevermind, found a copy on btjunkie.

[brotherdoobie]

Coffee/spliffssup, all.


-doobs :coffee::smoke:

[Skweeky]

I really want to take a shower, but the wee dude is having a nap, so I can't. It'll wake him up, and I don't want a grumpy child for the rest of the day. Meh.

[brotherdoobie]

I really want to take a shower, but the wee dude is having a nap, so I can't. It'll wake him up, and I don't want a grumpy child for the rest of the day. Meh.

Is European plumbing loud? :mellow:



Enough with the crappy plumbing puns, Paul.

:drummer:


-me

[Skweeky]

The bathroom is just below his room and he's a light sleeper...

[brotherdoobie]

Sponge bath, ftw!


-doobs

[enoughfakefiles]

Just watched Fargo, that plan fair got out of hand :O

[Skweeky]

Someone recommended Brewster's millions to me the other day, should I bother?

[enoughfakefiles]

Yes, it's quite funny :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Kewl, stealing it now so I can watch it tonight!

[Skweeky]

So ever since the husband was made redundant he has taken over all household duties, including the laundry.

Now, firstly, I want to say he has done a fantastic job so far, I come home to a clean house and dinner on the table every night.
However, the last few weeks I had noticed that some of the clothes that had been washed weren't quite clean. I was mostly my son's clothes, so I just assumed it was because of the sheer amount of food or whatever he gets on his clothes.
Turns out though, the husband has been using fabric softener instead of washing powder to do the washing...

[Alien5]

So ever since the husband was made redundant he has taken over all household duties, including the laundry.

Now, firstly, I want to say he has done a fantastic job so far, I come home to a clean house and dinner on the table every night.
However, the last few weeks I had noticed that some of the clothes that had been washed weren't quite clean. I was mostly my son's clothes, so I just assumed it was because of the sheer amount of food or whatever he gets on his clothes.
Turns out though, the husband has been using fabric softener instead of washing powder to do the washing...

:lol:

[Skweeky]

I have a headache :cry:

[Hairbautt]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/supermankid-456.jpg

[Hairbautt]

Little Early for the Christmas Hats Now Isn'tit?

[Skweeky]

Shut up Harriet and get in the spirit. Only 33 days until C-day!

[Hairbautt]

Yes'm.

Jeez ya'll are worse than Wal-mart.

[Skweeky]

That's a good boy. :angel1:

[Snee]

So ever since the husband was made redundant he has taken over all household duties, including the laundry.

Now, firstly, I want to say he has done a fantastic job so far, I come home to a clean house and dinner on the table every night.
However, the last few weeks I had noticed that some of the clothes that had been washed weren't quite clean. I was mostly my son's clothes, so I just assumed it was because of the sheer amount of food or whatever he gets on his clothes.
Turns out though, the husband has been using fabric softener instead of washing powder to do the washing...

On the bright side, I expect you're experiencing some pretty epic softness right now, then.

And you can probably be sure he's not a gay. I expect they know how to do basic household chores, and whatnot. It takes a proper mang to mess that up :01:

[Skweeky]

True, everything smells double nice!

[Skiz]

Live police chase! :01:

http://interactive.foxnews.com/livestream/live.html?chanId=3

[Skiz]

He just went through a toll booth at 121 MPH! :O

[Snee]

Home from work sick :01:

[Skweeky]

Fake sick or real sick?

[Snee]

Real sick, but on the mend.

I've got my voice back and everything!!½!

[Skweeky]

Boooo

Voice losing doesn't count as real sickness :snooty:

[Snee]

Does it halp that I think I've swallowed maybe a litre of my own mucus by now? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Hmmm, I suppose that could tip the balance.

Can you prove it though?

[Snee]

It's cynics like you who make the world a cold harsh place to live in.

[Skweeky]

You saying it's my fault you got a man cold?

[Snee]

Is it really a man cold when you get it from a witch?

Besides, I kept going to work thusly afflicted, while she stayed at home.

Not that I'm complaining, mind, her sole contribution consists of fucking up my workdays and sucking up to tards so they won't notice. So I actually got more done, in a less stressful environment, despite being ill.

[Skweeky]

Start sneezing in her cup.

[Snee]

Pretty sure she's resistant to her bad aids, what with her giving it to me :dabs:

[Skweeky]

It could have mutated in the mean time, plus, you would still have the satisfaction of knowing she is ingesting your snot.

[Barbarossa]

Well that was fun. Just spent the last 48 hours at the Royal Alexandra Childrens Hospital in Brighton - youngest daughter had bronchialitis and needed to be on oxygen for a while, and alsoneeded help feeding through a tube. She's home now though, but still not particularly well, she's got a really bad cough and sometimes it causes her to throw up her milk.



Ho hum. :coffee:

[Skweeky]

How old is the little mite?

[Barbarossa]

almost 4 months :(

[Skweeky]

Oh the poor little thing. It's absolutely heart breaking when they are that tiny.

[chillboat]

sorry its time to close....:whistling

[Skweeky]

Bar Stewards! The Belgian national rail service is all but cancelling the direct train from Mechelen to Brussels Etterbeek.
It's basically the train most students take to get to university (inlcuding myself in my younger days)

[Skweeky]

Sooooooooo sleepy. ZzzzZzZZzzzzZZzzzzzzzz...

[tesco]

Well that was fun. Just spent the last 48 hours at the Royal Alexandra Childrens Hospital in Brighton - youngest daughter had bronchialitis and needed to be on oxygen for a while, and alsoneeded help feeding through a tube. She's home now though, but still not particularly well, she's got a really bad cough and sometimes it causes her to throw up her milk.



Ho hum. :coffee:

Sorry to hear that, hope she's feeling better now.

It could have mutated in the mean time, plus, you would still have the satisfaction of knowing she is ingesting your snot.

You won the internets... :O
And nobody even noticed.

[Skweeky]

oh wow! that is totally awesome. Can we start by banning some people from it?

[enoughfakefiles]

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/BDD_tumbleweed_head_perfectuk.jpg

:unsure:

[Afronaut]

:d

[Alien5]

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/BDD_tumbleweed_head_perfectuk.jpg

:unsure:Benchez!!!111 :o

[Skweeky]

I just had some Nando's peri peri chicken crisps. They are so bloody tasty.

My mouth is on fire at the moment though.

[Skweeky]

BTW; has anyone watched that Paranormal Activity yet? Seems like people either hate it or love it.

[Alien5]

Most people hate it, i won't be watching it.

[chalice]

What's up, cunts?

[Skiz]

BTW; has anyone watched that Paranormal Activity yet? Seems like people either hate it or love it.

Loved it. :)

[Skweeky]

What's up, cunts?


Where the hell have you been??
We were about to send out a search party.

[Hairbautt]

Did somebody say party?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/Party.gif

[Skweeky]

I'm assigning you to the sewers team. Chavis has been known to roam there.

[Skiz]

mornsup :coffee:

[chalice]

@Swkeeks.

Bi-polar brain aids, girlie.

I'm a namby-pamby smidgen of my diabolical self when afflicted, like.

[Skweeky]

That's a shame matey. The husband suffers from it as well, it's a toughie.

[chalice]

Has any cunt been able to play the finale of Sons Of Anarchy off of the usenets today?

I'm having serious diffs.

Seems corrupted. Any clues?

[Skiz]

You tried the ones listed here on FST I presume?

PARs couldn't fix it?

[Skweeky]

I just went to see Michael McIntyre. It was fan-fucking-tastic!

[eram]

i just saw a person die yesterday. it was not so fantastic

[Barbarossa]

i just saw a person die yesterday. it was not so fantastic

Maybe you should have googled their symptoms? :unsure:

[eram]

the symptom was that he fell of a house wich was about 12 meters high.

[chalice]

the symptom was that he fell of a house wich was about 12 meters high.

That wasn't the symptom. That was gravity.

[eram]

gravity can be an ass sometimes.

[Barbarossa]

I find it quite attractive

[eram]

not everyone does i guess

[Alien5]

:whoosh:

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks.

[Skweeky]

What's your view on gravity Bo?

[Proper Bo]

...:no:

[Skweeky]

No to gravity you say Bo? That's a bit controversial.

[Alien5]

gravity sucks.

[Hairbautt]

Decided to update my hardware specs on my profile.

Go take a visit you sap suckin' swaddling sacks of slim.

[brotherdoobie]

Did my taxes help pay for your setup?
You bum.


-doobs

[eram]

Is that Hauppauge WinTV any good? I was thinking about getting TV for my pc but I don´t know shit about it.

[brotherdoobie]

Is that Hauppauge WinTV any good? I was thinking about getting TV for my pc but I don´t know shit about it.

Harry doesn't have a clue, he's a student living off of the public teat. He reads Computer Shopper magazine, ffs

He uses the computer for Freecell, and buying shoes off of ebay, mainly.


-doobs

[Hairbautt]

Technically, they're sandals.

[brotherdoobie]

And he's a dirty, filthy, hippie.

I kinda like him.


-doobs

[Hairbautt]

Is that Hauppauge WinTV any good? I was thinking about getting TV for my pc but I don´t know shit about it.
It's absolutely fantastic.

I really don't watch much t.v., but for the shows that I do watch it's set to record'em so I can watch'em on demand.

Search Newegg.com and read some reviews. I've been PMed before about it so if you want more info just send me a holla 'cause I already have a message prepared.

[ziggyjuarez]

wordage yall

[brotherdoobie]

Sup, Ziggy?


-doobs

[Skiz]

I spy snow flurries outside! :O

[Skiz]

It's snowing like a mofo now!!!11

[Hairbautt]

In Tejas?

[Skiz]

Yessir.

It's prolly what doobs would call a light snow but, this is a Texas blizzard!!1 :01:

[Skiz]

Too bad it doesn't stick. :no:

[brotherdoobie]

You poor bastard, Skizo. You've probably never been in a proper snowball fight.

It's a joyous, painful , good time.

-doobs

[Hairbautt]

Snow balls fight?

[ziggyjuarez]

Snow balling, He means.

[Skiz]

I would kick a snow balls ass. :sneaky:

[Skiz]

And no, no, I haven't. Not a proper one or even a piss poor excuse for one. :no:

[brotherdoobie]

Harry, don't try and gay up a snowball fight. What's wrong with you? It's almost Christmas, ffs.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

I'll mail you some fresh Ohio snow, Skizo.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

Texas is having snow and Scotland isn't? Fuck sake. :angry:

[Skweeky]

Right, am I being paranoid?

I'm the only girl in a team of guys right, and everyone is dead nice to me. One of them laughs at all my jokes and another one has just facebooked me to say he got a christmas tree (because I mentioned I wanted a christmas tree for the team). The others generally bring me cups of tea and help me out with my work.

Now, I'm not naive and I know very well I'm not 19 anymore, so the days of me looking smoking hot are long gone. In fact, most days I go into work with my hair still wet from the shower, no make-up on and looking tired as hell.

So, I'm confused. Why is everyone being so nice?? Tell me now, you bastards!!

[eram]

pics?

[chalice]

Cos you're the only girl, you monkey. Fact.

Get some 19 year old tramp-stamper in and your limelight days are snuffed.

[Skweeky]

A 19-year old couldn't deal with the cut throat humour. It takes years of Lounge practice to deal with that. :snooty:

[brotherdoobie]

A 19-year old couldn't deal with the cut throat humour. It takes years of Lounge practice to deal with that. :snooty:

I don't think the men in your office would care if she was funny or not.


-doobs :whistling

[Skweeky]

:cry:

I guess they wouldn't. It is the tech department after all.

[brotherdoobie]

We have higher standards in the Lounge, however. We prefer a well rounded girl. She couldn't cut it here.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

You have to start out young if you want to make it in the Lounge though.

[brotherdoobie]

You have to start out young if you want to make it in the Lounge though.

You were a young one, when you first entered the fray. You're still a young lady, but you're hard as nails.

I wouldn't want to be on your bad side. Chalice is a teddy bear in comparison.


-doobs :fear:

[Skweeky]

't Is true, 7 years it's been, can you believe it doobs?
I was only 19 back then, with perky boobs and everything! :o

[brotherdoobie]

We all remember your perky boobs.


-doobs :yup:

[brotherdoobie]

I'm off to take my son to the hair salon (his mother's plan).

Shhh...I plan on taking him to the barber shop. It's the right thing to do.


-doobs :shifty:

[Skweeky]

Can't you get one of those awesome Babyliss things and do it yerself?

[Hairbautt]

Get some 19 year old tramp-stamper in and your limelight days are snuffed.I agree.


A 19-year old couldn't deal with the cut throat humour. It takes years of Lounge practice to deal with that. :snooty:
Resume sent.


I was only 19 back then, with perky boobs and everything! :o
pics

[ziggyjuarez]

't Is true, 7 years it's been, can you believe it doobs?
I was only 19 back then, with perky boobs and everything! :o

perkys are the best:01:

[Skweeky]

I'm sure someone has a copy of a pic of my boobs somewhere.

They'll never look like that again. :cry:

[eram]

they don´t have to

[Hairbautt]

I think it's in Barbie's albums.

[Skweeky]

Just had some loaded skins with mushrooms and strips of steak, then had Scottish tablet ice cream as a desert. Now chilling with the Christmas tree lights on, and Star Wars on the telly.

December weekends are win +1

[eram]

What is Scottish tablet ice cream?

[Skweeky]

Tablet is a traditional Scottish sweet made from sugar, condensed milk and butter, it looks like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/430238573_edde7b4649.jpg

It's basically, bit of that, mixed in with ice cream...

[eram]

mhh looks delicious!

[Skweeky]

It's a bit too much to eat on its own (it's very very sweet), but it is lovely with ice cream.

[Gemby!]

It's a bit too much to eat on its own (it's very very sweet), but it is lovely with ice cream.


wimp :P

[Skweeky]

I probably am.
I am going to my bed btw, I am absolutely bloody knackered.
I can't even tell you how tired I am.

ZzzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzzz

[Skiz]

ffs that's cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Ph_Cp9a50&feature=player_embedded

[Barbarossa]

They've been having fun with that on b3ta...

http://www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/sparkly-kitten.gif

[ckrit]

That's just wrong.

[Skweeky]

The wee man took his first steps during the weekend, and he's also learned how to use a spoon. He's growing up so fast :cry:

[Gemby!]

a charity company wont stop calling me *hides*

[Snee]

a charity company wont stop calling me *hides*
Try what I did the other day with some telemarketer: Don't just tell them you aren't interested, and don't wait for them to finish. Go into detail as to why straight off the bat, at length.

I think I might also have done that to some dude trying to offer me a job at one time, but he was calling from one of them firms too so how was I to know.


Both of them hung up on me, before I was halfway through, neither called again :(

[Gemby!]

you make it sound like a bad thing that they never called again :P I was thinking i would get my dad to just speak italian to them for a good 5 mins. I'm Weighing up which will be more fun

[Skweeky]

Excellent.

Being a mum rawks.

My 1 year old has a really nasty cough and was up most of the night with a raging fever. I eventually took him into bed with me and he kept waking up with a fright, probably having nightmares.

The husband and I pretty much had like 2 hours sleep (not easy to get to sleep when your baby is crying). I am soooooooooooooo tired.
Might go for a lunch time sleep in my car :unsure:

[ckrit]

'bout two hours 'til I get off work, according to my schedule.

srsly considering going swimming now, though.


I could have a burger at the waterpark and everything.

[ckrit]

Yeah, sod this. I'm ditching this joint.

Got an early meeting in another city tomorrow anyways.

[Gemby!]

stupid passport applications- you are the bane of my existence!

[Skweeky]

Kids really shouldn't be allowed to get sick when they are too little to understand what is going on :( It's the saddest thing ever.

[Snee]

Sleeping at new apartment tonight. Most of my stuff is still elsewhere so I'm sleeping on a matress on the living room floor in a sleepin bag.

The internets is hella fast here, though.

[Snee]

They've been having fun with that on b3ta...

http://www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/sparkly-kitten.gif
You do know that's turned into a fat bloke, right?

[Alien5]

Sleeping at new apartment tonight. Most of my stuff is still elsewhere so I'm sleeping on a matress on the living room floor in a sleepin bag.

The internets is hella fast here, though.How fast? :unsure:

[Alien5]

http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Oh-hi-5628.jpg

[Snee]

Sleeping at new apartment tonight. Most of my stuff is still elsewhere so I'm sleeping on a matress on the living room floor in a sleepin bag.

The internets is hella fast here, though.How fast? :unsure:
10Mbits up and down atm, that's the minimum I think. I could upgrade though, but don't really think I need it.

[Snee]

Time to sleep +1

[Gemby!]

*collapse*

[Skiz]

Where'd you move to?

[Snee]

The same city I lived in when I went to uni. One of our offices is there, as well as our biggest customer, so it's convenient.

Not there now, though.

[chalice]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Hello.

Friday night, don't ya know.

[chalice]

Hoi Callum.

[Skiz]

I met missus right tonight. :smilie4:

[chalice]

Morning Skweeks.

I haven't slept yet and I'm coked out to the max and contemplating hitting an early doors pub.

I have to go to an Eddy Izzard concert later.

True story.

[Skiz]

Or at least miss December. :idunno:

[chalice]

Hello yourself there, Skiz.

[Skiz]

:wave:

[Skiz]

It's snowing there, eh? :ph34r:

[Skiz]

Been a good while I've been down that road.

Took that trip a bunch in my 20's though. One too many times perhaps...

[chalice]

A wee bit, like.

But I'm on me own. And me being chemically enhanced and alone are contradictory precepts to and fro, from which I struggle.

Fuck it. I'm going to the pub, youse cunts.

[chalice]

I haven't ventured pubwards yet. 10.30 is early doors and I'll be hanging about Belfast city centre like a right mank if I go now.

I'll give it a half an hour and smoke a doob.

You knows it makes sense.

[chalice]

Oh, and Windows fucking 7 sucks the fucking bawls, like.

I'm blaming Skiz. My Vista on me lapppie was perfectly fine until that cunt suggested that I fuck it up with Windaes fucking 7.

Wot a cunt.

[Skiz]

:O

No wai! Winders 7 is the tits. Fact.

What sort of probs are ewe having?

[chalice]

The mofo freezes intermittently, like.

That's as technical as I get at 10 'o clock on a Saturday morning.

[Skiz]

Post more details at your leisure.

I'm going to bed. It's 3:40 am ffs.

I haven't up this late since yesterday.

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks

[Proper Bo]

3 days off wurk, ftw.

[enoughfakefiles]

Who's looking after the in-mates :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

someone else, obviousement.

[Proper Bo]

winrar:01:
The wench has bought me a new xbawx, modern warfare 2 and assassin's creed 2, innit:smilie4:

[Gemby!]

winrar:01:
The wench has bought me a new xbawx, modern warfare 2 and assassin's creed 2, innit:smilie4:

I gotta get me a wench

[Proper Bo]

mine's pretty orsum, like.

[Skweeky]

We've just spent the whole weekend pretty much inside the house due to all of is being loaded with the cold.

I have managed to read all twilight books, including the unfinished 5th one, and have rewatched the first Twilight movie. Would it be overkill if I watched New Moon again? :unsure:

It's just that that Edward Cullen is the most sexy fictional character ever conceived.

[Gemby!]

We've just spent the whole weekend pretty much inside the house due to all of is being loaded with the cold.

I have managed to read all twilight books, including the unfinished 5th one, and have rewatched the first Twilight movie. Would it be overkill if I watched New Moon again? :unsure:

It's just that that Edward Cullen is the most sexy fictional character ever conceived.

but he isn't so pretty in the second film- little too pale and weird looking for my liking. watch it anyway- you can amuse yourself with making a lot of the conversations they have way more dirty then they actually are. you might be too mature for that though - i sure as hell am not!

shame about the cold though - i usually do my best to sleep through it. :)

[Alien5]

Thank fuck The X-Fucktor has fucking fucked off.

when will idiot joe public wake up and start getting bored of that fucking prick who killed top of the pops.

[Skweeky]

We've just spent the whole weekend pretty much inside the house due to all of is being loaded with the cold.

I have managed to read all twilight books, including the unfinished 5th one, and have rewatched the first Twilight movie. Would it be overkill if I watched New Moon again? :unsure:

It's just that that Edward Cullen is the most sexy fictional character ever conceived.

but he isn't so pretty in the second film- little too pale and weird looking for my liking. watch it anyway- you can amuse yourself with making a lot of the conversations they have way more dirty then they actually are. you might be too mature for that though - i sure as hell am not!

shame about the cold though - i usually do my best to sleep through it. :)


I like the whole pale thing though. I guess deep down it's every girl's wish; a hansom, rich, immortal and incredibly gallant tame monster of her own who can give her eternal youth, super strength and undying love.

Where do I sign up? :unsure:

Oh, and you're never too mature for a bit of dirty talk. :snooty:

[Gemby!]

well then the bit where he is breaking up with her in the forest is uber dirty :P

[ckrit]

I'm trying to document the setup of a customer's installation of our system, this is getting worrisome.

Seems as though one or several of their lot have been getting experimental with the configuration. There's a lot of stuff in here that I don't see doing what they seem to be intending that it do.

This, I guess, is the problem with gradually handing the responsibility and management of the system over. If they'd done it when it was someone else's problem I'd just have gone 'HAHA, you can't do that' and charged them for it :dabs:

[Skweeky]

well then the bit where he is breaking up with her in the forest is uber dirty :P

I'm curious as to how they are going to do the sex scene in Breaking Dawn when they are on Isle Esme :unsure:

Guess I'll have to wait another 2 years for that :(

[ckrit]

I don't know what some girls see in the twilight movies.

The plot seems dreamt up by a bunch of fagballs.

Anemic-looking girl falls in love with mind-reading vampire guy with funny hair, but oh noes, weird native american guy with a face like some kind of dog-monkey thing likes her too, and bla di blah. And there's a whole ten minutes of pg13 fighting, or something.

There's amazingly little action, given that it's about werewolves and vampires.

Also, the premise seems kind of like a ripoff of the Sookie Stackhouse novels, only weaker.

[ckrit]

Stephanie Meyer is less fat than Charlaine Harris, though.

Meyer, un point.

[ckrit]

It's lulzy how the internets lets one post awesome reviews like that while on the phone with people from the state department, and whatnot.

http://www.josesandoval.com/images/that_guy.gif

I think I'm gonna take a break from feigning work and go home now.

[Gemby!]

well then the bit where he is breaking up with her in the forest is uber dirty :P

I'm curious as to how they are going to do the sex scene in Breaking Dawn when they are on Isle Esme :unsure:

Guess I'll have to wait another 2 years for that :(


well placed objects around the room? :P

[Barbarossa]

So I'm watching that Defying Gravity, and it turns out they've only made 13 episodes :dabs:

Who decides to axe all the half-decent sci-fi? Huh?

[Snee]

Srsly, though. Watch True Blood instead. @Gemby and Skweeky


Having said that, I'm getting tired of vampires. If they did a zombie romance thing I'd totally watch, though.

[Snee]

So I'm watching that Defying Gravity, and it turns out they've only made 13 episodes :dabs:

Who decides to axe all the half-decent sci-fi? Huh?

I don't know, but I reckon they need a swift kick in their sandy vaginas.

I just discovered they'd axed it myself. I was really getting into it.

[Snee]

Hmmz

[Gemby!]

Srsly, though. Watch True Blood instead. @Gemby and Skweeky


Having said that, I'm getting tired of vampires. If they did a zombie romance thing I'd totally watch, though.

oh i have watched true blood- I named one of the puppies i was looking after last week sookie just so i could go around the house saying it like bill does: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkFtV4oYe-s

i liked zombieland. :01:

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

It's cold this morning. Brrrr.

[ckrit]

We've got snow.

[Barbarossa]

Bah humbug. We haven't got snow, just a bit of frost.

I'd like snow in about a week's time, so I don't have to go and visit the in-laws.

[Skweeky]

It's sunny here.

:fear:

[Skweeky]

Can someone send me a pillow? I am sooooo sleepy.

[Barbarossa]

Do you not have pillows in Scotchland now?

Damn that Alex Salmond :fist:

[Gemby!]

i don't want to go xmas shopping :(

[Skweeky]

Do you not have pillows in Scotchland now?

Damn that Alex Salmond :fist:

Not at work we don't :no:

[Barbarossa]

i don't want to go xmas shopping :(

Have you heard of a thing called the internets?

[ckrit]

i don't want to go xmas shopping :(

It's easy though. I'm almost done already.

What I did was that I took a lot of cash money and went to this one store what sells lots of cool stuff, and then I spent said money on cool stuff.

[Skweeky]

I finished mine last week. :smug:

[Skweeky]

I think I'm having a midlife crisis :(

[Barbarossa]

I'm doing mine on thursday.

The shopping, not the mid-life crisis :ermm:

[ckrit]

I just had a peppermint cane.

I'm not sure it was safe.

[Skweeky]

You should have used a condom.

[ckrit]

:unsure: I dunno what you do with peppermint canes, and I'm not sure I want to know now, but I just eat them.