Last one to post wins the internets

[Skweeky]

I have decided I'm going to learn to play the guitar. So there.
I hope JP will send me one for christmas :D

[Gemby!]

lamest shopping trip ever - i'm never going with my mum again (moan moan moan).

I'm gonna give it another go on friday. I'm going to curl up and watch some tv now

[Skweeky]

Did you get me a guitar while you were out?

[Skweeky]

I'm totally bored, I need a change of scenery.
I'm thinking London. What's it like living in London?

[Barbarossa]

I would hate to live in a city.

[Skweeky]

I hate not living in a city :(

I hate not being able to do the things I want to do simply because it's not there.

In the last few weeks, I've been looking for prenatal pilates classes and evening drama classes to no avail. Apparently such things are a no no in Scotland :(

Not to mention the fact that the husband has been looking to learn Dutch, but there simply aren't any Dutch classes anywhere.

[Alien5]

Don't come to London, it's Shit.

[Snee]

Also avoid Stockholm :protip:

[Gemby!]

Did you get me a guitar while you were out?


no, but i have one that i bought really cheap because i decided to learn - also due to being very bored.

London is ok, but the travel may be a bitch for you :P scotland has cities too (i think...)

[r4gg]

internet is mine.

[Gemby!]

friend from school adds me on facebook- have not spoken to him for 5 years and one of the first questions is 'do u smoke?'

:slap:

[Gemby!]

OH GOD he just started talking abotu the weather.

[Skweeky]

Ask him if he's on drugs.

[Skweeky]

Did you get me a guitar while you were out?


no, but i have one that i bought really cheap because i decided to learn - also due to being very bored.

London is ok, but the travel may be a bitch for you :P scotland has cities too (i think...)

They're only amateur cities :ermm:

[ckrit]

So's your face,

[Skweeky]

Eh?

[ckrit]

So's your face.

[Skweeky]

Ah, I see.

Now, why would you at all come in here and try to cause a stir?
Looking forward to your answer.

[ckrit]

You do know who I am, right?

Or has no one told you :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

I thought it was a secret... :unsure:

[Skweeky]

No one tells me anything :(

Barbie tell me.

[Proper Bo]

waiting for city link to deliver my new tellybox, innit:smilie4:

got to go to wurk in loiyke 15 minutes tho':emo:

[Skweeky]

Why do you need a new tellybox? I thought you already had a telly the size of your wall?

[ckrit]

I thought it was a secret... :unsure:

No, mang, if it was I'd ewesed proxies and stuff.

Just made this so my workmates can't look at anything secret, in case I forget to log out.

[Proper Bo]

Why do you need a new tellybox? I thought you already had a telly the size of your wall?

i'm not allowed that one here, the wench says it's too big:emo:

[ckrit]

Also, last time I tried, manker spotted me in two posts flat.

And I can't remember the passes to my other accounts, either :dabs:

[ckrit]

Why do you need a new tellybox? I thought you already had a telly the size of your wall?

i'm not allowed that one here, the wench says it's too big:emo:

To be fair, she did jib you an xbox.

Incidentally, that probably makes you a kept man :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

no wai, birthmas presents don't count as being "kept":snooty:

[ckrit]

She's just calling it that to make you feel better :smilie4:

[ckrit]

Music vid.
W7dafJ5D8i0
The lyrics just weren't incomprehensible* enough on their own, I guess.

*And I'm saying that as someone who speaks the language.

[ckrit]

Where the eff is chalice anyways.

I'm trying to be more active in the lunch since he was being emo, and then he's nowhere to be seen.

[Skweeky]

He's roaming the streets of Belfast, in search of new noob FST recruits.

[ckrit]

He should enlist his good lady, she sounds like a quality woman all round.

And his brother.


On an unrelated note I just halped some old lady here at t'office deactivate one of the fire alarms since she has company coming and the battery was running out so it'd beep ever so often.

Bet she lied about having company coming, she's prolly gonna have a barbeque or something.

[Skweeky]

She'll be smoking crack cocaine before you know it.

Chavis' brother on here would be truly excellent.

[Barbarossa]

I'm sorry, but that's a health and safety issue.

*phones watchdog*

[ckrit]

I would imagine so.

She might end up looking like Whitney Houston or something.

[ckrit]

Anyone seen Pandorum yet, btw?

Thinking of grabbing it, later.

[Gemby!]

Ask him if he's on drugs.


I don't think i really need to ask him :P

[Snee]

Anyone seen Pandorum yet, btw?

Thinking of grabbing it, later.

Orite. That's what I was gonna do.

[Skweeky]

Bah. I hate people.

[Alien5]

phhhh

[Snee]

Anyone seen Pandorum yet, btw?

Thinking of grabbing it, later.

Orite. That's what I was gonna do.

Pretty good thus far. Quality's not awesome, though.

[chalice]

Where the eff is chalice anyways.

I'm trying to be more active in the lunch since he was being emo, and then he's nowhere to be seen.

See, I remember telling you years ago that the very essence of magic is the act of making something from nothing.

Alls I had to do was whine a bit and look wot pops up. With you back, actively making sense on my internets, I see no need for me to post. Now I've got something to read.

I always was a better reader than a writer.

Do carry on. :smilie4:

[chalice]

She'll be smoking crack cocaine before you know it.

Chavis' brother on here would be truly excellent.

Reprobate stuttering freak of a brother update...

He was released from the Jangly House a couple of weeks ago. Once again, Lady Justice was out having a pish or something.

He has taken up the commerce of drug dealing with some ardour. He seems minted at the minute. His 17 year old girlfriend was given a sparkler last night and she's not even knocked up...yet. Wot a silly little girl.

[Snee]

Where the eff is chalice anyways.

I'm trying to be more active in the lunch since he was being emo, and then he's nowhere to be seen.

See, I remember telling you years ago that the very essence of magic is the act of making something from nothing.

Alls I had to do was whine a bit and look wot pops up. With you back, actively making sense on my internets, I see no need for me to post. Now I've got something to read.

I always was a better reader than a writer.

Do carry on. :smilie4:

:dry: Douché.

[Snee]

I'm watching the sci-fi channel's (syfy - lulz, muppets) new rendition of Alice in Wonderland.

It's shaping up to be about as terribad as their version of The Wizard of Oz. Which isn't to say it's unwatchable.

Tin Man had Zooey Deschanel in it, though. Alice doesn't have that.

[chalice]

See, I remember telling you years ago that the very essence of magic is the act of making something from nothing.

Alls I had to do was whine a bit and look wot pops up. With you back, actively making sense on my internets, I see no need for me to post. Now I've got something to read.

I always was a better reader than a writer.

Do carry on. :smilie4:

:dry: Douché.

:handbags:

Well pardon me all over the place, ma'am.

[chalice]

I'm watching the sci-fi channel's (syfy - lulz, muppets) new rendition of Alice in Wonderland.

It's shaping up to be about as terribad as their version of The Wizard of Oz. Which isn't to say it's unwatchable.

Tin Man had Zooey Deschanel in it, though. Alice doesn't have that.

Watched the season finale of Dexter, innit.

Plot holes the size of a bittard's arse and no mistake. The show is dragging into soap. Who gives a fuck who loves who, just cut fuckers up, Dex.

They sacrificed consistency for poetry. No need for that.

[chalice]

Hoi Snny, have you read any of Warren Ellis' Supergod yet, like?

http://www.hypergeek.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/WE_Supergod_001_000a-665x1024.jpg

It's very quite good and I'm not an Ellis fan as a rule. I just likes it, innit.

[chalice]

Did I mention that I went to see Eddie Izzard last week? Well, I did.

It was wank for a number of reasons. Paramount of those was the fucking stupid cunts sitting in my immediate vicinity.

Right, Izzard came on stage. No, not like that. He came on stage and announced that he was an atheist. Well, okay great, so am I. Yet this fucking spastic beside me insisted on clapping like a lunatic and even going so far as to 'WOOT'.

Now, what is the fucking point of that, eh? At least if Izzard had said 'I'm a Christian', and you applaud that fact, you might get a point in the afterlife.

Who the fuck are you cheering at if you're an atheist? Why do it? Actually, it's kind of a bummer that there's no god so shut the fuck up, tit.

Anyways, we left after 20 minutes. As I said, it was wank.

[Alien5]

You know what it says in the bible about that?

[chalice]

Don't know. Don't care.

Your joke is gonna be shite. I knows it.

[Alien5]

its against it, obviousment. :happy:

[chalice]

I knewed that your joke'd be shite, like.

I fucking well knewed the fuck out of it.

[Alien5]

it also says tho shall not woot in front of chalice in gods theatre.

[chalice]

I like it better when you regale of your tales in the turbulent capital, Allen.

They're funny in a pathetic kinda way.

Your one liners suck rectum, but.

[Alien5]

not alot happening really, the tube is boring

alot happens at work but its just not that exciting really

what sort of story do you want?

i just listen to other people talking all day, nothing that great just ordinary stuff.

[chalice]

Complain about cunts. You can't go wrong.

I bet ya if you think back, you've encountered at least 3 cunts today in varying definitions of the word.

I know I have.

[Skweeky]

alright chavis mate, what you been up to?

[chalice]

alright chavis mate, what you been up to?

Brian aids, separation, Christmas and other disasters, innit.

[Snee]

Hoi Snny, have you read any of Warren Ellis' Supergod yet, like?

http://www.hypergeek.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/WE_Supergod_001_000a-665x1024.jpg

It's very quite good and I'm not an Ellis fan as a rule. I just likes it, innit.
I hadn't even heard of it.

Gonna read it, though, sounds great.

[Alien5]

yeah theres one or two

[chalice]

Yeah, do it like that. Only more.

Fuck all them cunts to the max, Allen. All of them.

Tell us what they do to you.

Would you like me to get a Teddy Bear so you can touch the appropriate place?

Eh?

[Alien5]

its just shit.

[chalice]

It's a Snob-grinder. It's a Toff-maker. It's the Aristocracy's brick-bat pitch.

These are things you could've said to make your post interesting.

Still, I get you, man.

You're the Man's handkerchief.

I could've said 'wank-sock'. Can you see the difference?

[Alien5]

yes i guess im the man's-wank sock then. :unsure:

[chalice]

Only if you want to be.

Or you could be the man wanking into the sock.

I'm trying to think of an out for you, mate, but I'm coming up short.

Did I mention that my missus was a midget?

[chalice]

See, that was a joke.

Doesn't have to be funny.

Merely offensive.

[Alien5]

snap. :unsure:

i mean pics or it never happened....

[chalice]

Test.

Hello there Paul yourself.

[chalice]

Test failed.

Plan B.

Fuck youse cunts to the max or something else.

[Alien5]

^^can i have some of what he's smoking?

[Skweeky]

I have a feeling you're going to put yourself through a whole lot more to get on the same level he is at the moment.

[Skweeky]

In other news, so I downloaded the soundtrack from Twilight and New Moon, only to discover that that Rob Pattinson isn't half bad at music either.


Let me sign (bonus track):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdIcP12Kd5k&feature=related

I really like this one

[ckrit]

Did you ever look at that video I linked you the other day?

[Skweeky]

I did, and I didn't like it. :snooty:

[deichmann]

i like girls

[ckrit]

I did, and I didn't like it. :snooty:

:o Thought it was a grate impression, and the song is kind of aight too.

[Alien5]

http://www.gif-picture.com/I/insect/gif-pict-insect-78.gifhttp://www.gif-picture.com/I/insect/gif-pict-insect-3.gifhttp://www.gif-picture.com/I/insect/gif-pict-insect-92.gifhttp://www.gif-picture.com/I/insect/gif-pict-insect-49.gifhttp://www.gif-picture.com/I/insect/gif-pict-insect-107.gif

[Snee]

i like girls
What about punches to the face? Cos that's a more realistic goal for you.

[Skweeky]

That made me lol :earl:

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

merry krismus, bitchez! :01:

can any of you sexy people get hold of this lyke? all the links im finding are in parts and dead :emo:

http://www.rapidshareindex.com/CBT-NUGGETS-MCDST-Certification-Package_17029.html

[Snee]

tried gewgling "site:www.megaupload.com CBT NUGGETS" and so forth?

Could try typing out whatever that abbreviation stands for as well.

:idunno:

[Mr. Mulder]

mum says:
HELLO ROB - HOW'S IT HANGING, OR IS IT FROZEN ;)
rob says:
how very creepy of you
mum says:
what are you doing apart from having playful banter and social intercourse with mother



...fucking drunk <_<

[Mr. Mulder]

tried gewgling "site:www.megaupload.com CBT NUGGETS" and so forth?

Could try typing out whatever that abbreviation stands for as well.

:idunno:
thnx dawg but its asking me to lyke sign up and shit? what is this nazi russia? <_<

[Snee]

Wut.

It's just a captcha kind of thing, and then a countdown for the free option.

[Alien5]

http://isohunt.com/torrents/?ihq=MCDST

[Alien5]

pmed you mulder.

[Mr. Mulder]

pmed you mulder.
ewe nevar cease to disgust and arouse me :wub:

[Snee]

I read what's out of that Supergod-thing. Not quite at Watchmen-levels, but definitely readable.

[Skiz]

I'm doing this thing at one of the local bars where if I drink all 200 beers they offer, I get my name on some silly wall and get $2.50 pints for life. I'm doing it for the pint prices and I guess it'll be fun to test out some new brews.

I had a "Boddingtons" tonight as per the lists requirements. Never had it before. Never heard of it before. It fucking rocked. Apparently it's typically a $7 dollar pint, but after I finish the 200, I'll be drinking it more often and for $2.50. :sneaky:

[tesco]

I'm doing this thing at one of the local bars where if I drink all 200 beers they offer, I get my name on some silly wall and get $2.50 pints for life. I'm doing it for the pint prices and I guess it'll be fun to test out some new brews.

I had a "Boddingtons" tonight as per the lists requirements. Never had it before. Never heard of it before. It fucking rocked. Apparently it's typically a $7 dollar pint, but after I finish the 200, I'll be drinking it more often and for $2.50. :sneaky:
So you get like a stamp card, after the 200th beer they each cost only 2.50?:unsure:

[tesco]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-associated-press-fail.jpg

[Skiz]

I'm doing this thing at one of the local bars where if I drink all 200 beers they offer, I get my name on some silly wall and get $2.50 pints for life. I'm doing it for the pint prices and I guess it'll be fun to test out some new brews.

I had a "Boddingtons" tonight as per the lists requirements. Never had it before. Never heard of it before. It fucking rocked. Apparently it's typically a $7 dollar pint, but after I finish the 200, I'll be drinking it more often and for $2.50. :sneaky:
So you get like a stamp card, after the 200th beer they each cost only 2.50?:unsure:

Pretty much. I have a keychain that they scan and that keeps track of what I've had and whats left. After I drink the 200, every beer they serve will only cost me $2.50 instead of the usual $4-7.

[tesco]

So you get like a stamp card, after the 200th beer they each cost only 2.50?:unsure:

Pretty much. I have a keychain that they scan and that keeps track of what I've had and whats left. After I drink the 200, every beer they serve will only cost me $2.50 instead of the usual $4-7.
So how many are you up to and how long has it taken?:unsure:

[Gemby!]

you should drink them all in one really drunken week. It will be fun, promise :)

[Skiz]

I'm somewhere around 140, give or take a couple.

I normally wouldn't even participate in such a thing but its my neighborhood bar at which I'm a regular, so...

[Skiz]

Where has ben been?

[ckrit]

He decided he didn't want to be a part of the board, right now.

He's usually at his place, though.

[Alien5]

tell him %stop being a Fucking pussy~ from me--- :unsure:

US Officer 'draws gun' on snowball fight crowd:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8424836.stm?ls

US Officer gets gun and badge taken away and put on desk duties after snowball fight:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8425683.stm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vFgOWWNV4I&feature=player_embedded

[Skiz]

^That's been all over the news here.

[Skiz]

He decided he didn't want to be a part of the board, right now.

He's usually at his place, though.

He didn't even make a "fuck this place, I'm leaving" thread so I could call him names. :no:

[Skiz]

It never ceases to amaze me how many people still don't know anything whatsoever about computers. I'm looking for an HTPC on Craigslist and continually come across ads like this one:


dell desk top

17" flat screen monitor

i'm not too much of a computer person. I got this to have internet access at my house which is mostly what I use it for. I'm using it now to post this ad.

200.00 Firm

Great specs there. Looks like a winner. :dabs:

[Snee]

He decided he didn't want to be a part of the board, right now.

He's usually at his place, though.

He didn't even make a "fuck this place, I'm leaving" thread so I could call him names. :no:
That's prolly cos he's not some fucknut dildo not-quite-secretly wishing for people to beg him to stay, or at least pay attention to him :idunno:

In other news, I just had a couple of fourteen-year-old geniouses of the female persuasion ask me questions about how the men's locker room looks at the water park, about what kind of penises other dewds in there have (one of them was srsly fixated on sex, and wanted to see it herself), how long I've known my sister ('orite, she's your sister'), whether I had a girlfriend, whether my sister was my girlfriend ('orite, she's your sister'), how old I am, if I have an apartment and so on and so forth :ermm:

That was a long fifteen minutes waiting to make sure my sister (and the wee annoying buggers, since I halped them find their way to the bus stop) got on the bus.

[arealman]

yeah !!

[brotherdoobie]

yeah !!


Paedo.



-doobs

[Proper Bo]

wurksup:dabs:

[Skiz]

^Snee won teh internets.

[Skweeky]

I already won it before him and I'm not sharing. :snooty:

[chalice]

I already won it before him and I'm not sharing. :snooty:

Can I have some? :sadwalk:

Idyllic- I think that's the word. The kids are going nuts, I'm drinking red wine, the missus is in bed, I can't get the microscope to work, I'm wopped, all the batteries are in there proper places, think I might eat something extravagant. Like an emu or something.

This will all change for the worse when She Who Must Be Isolated arises.

Merry Christmas, sweetness.

[chalice]

This is not to say that Emus per se are in any regard careless with their dough, like.

I'm sure that they're the most frugal of all the birds. Sorry Emus. I didn't think it through.

[JPaul]

I think everyone knows I own the internets already, Fact.

[callum]

Pish. You won $20 or something.

[JPaul]

Yeah but I already owned the interwebs, and well you know it.

[callum]

It's rather strange to see you about, especially at this time of the day.
I'm guessing the apple cellar was left unlocked as a christmad treat and you are taking full advantage of it.

[JPaul]

Currently listening to Voodoo Child - Rogue Traders.

Here Come The Drums.

[chalice]

Hello there, Seamus.

Was the Christmas Doctor Who the single most fan-fucking-tastic output from the BBC all year? Yes, yes it fucking was. Damn, that rawked my sawks right off. True story.

[JPaul]

Hello there, Seamus.

Was the Christmas Doctor Who the single most fan-fucking-tastic output from the BBC all year? Yes, yes it fucking was. Damn, that rawked my sawks right off. True story.

Genious to the macs and then sum.

[JPaul]

It's rather strange to see you about, especially at this time of the day.
I'm guessing the apple cellar was left unlocked as a christmad treat and you are taking full advantage of it.

Yes indeed, the winter apple supply was hit in a big weigh. It will be a gain ce soir.

[Snee]

Good evening, gentalmans.

[Skiz]

http://www.mohrolsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ohai.jpg

[Snee]

Mornin'.

Just woke up :01:

[Skiz]

Coffeesup.

Packing up the whole place and moving today. :dabs:

[JPaul]

Coffeesup.

Hitching up the trailer and moving on, the law have found out where I be :dabs:

Fixed

[Skweeky]

Evening dick eaters.

Baby fucked my hip again and I can barely walk. Good times.

[Alien5]

Bored

[Snee]

Baby fucked my hip again and I can barely walk. Good times.
That sentence is not something you want to take literally. True story.

[Gemby!]

this time in the morning disgusts me

[Tv Controls you]

Gentlemen.... Good morning :coffee:

[Alien5]

ஜஜஜஜ

[Alien5]

Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill them.

[Snee]

Steampunk star wars. Nifty.

I think I've seen that before. There's a Darth Vader as well, I think.

[tesco]

6226

What is Steam Punk? This is the first I've heard of it. The R2D2 and C3PO are cool as hell.

[tesco]

6227

[Snee]

6226

What is Steam Punk? This is the first I've heard of it. The R2D2 and C3PO are cool as hell.
Fiction labelled as steam punk is generally characterized by it containing some manner of fantastic technology powered by steam. That sort of thing. A setting doesn't necessarily have to contain a steam engine for me think of it as steam punk, though.

Think cyborgs with large brass pistons for arms, chunky archaic-looking, yet potent technology, and that sort of thing.

Also gothic architecture, and clockwork.

That's my definition, anyhow.

It's not uncommon in anime.

Check out Last Exile or Steamboy fex.

[tesco]

6226

What is Steam Punk? This is the first I've heard of it. The R2D2 and C3PO are cool as hell.
Fiction labelled as steam punk is generally characterized by it containing some manner of fantastic technology powered by steam. That sort of thing. A setting doesn't necessarily have to contain a steam engine for me think of it as steam punk, though.

Think cyborgs with large brass pistons for arms, chunky archaic-looking, yet potent technology, and that sort of thing.

Also gothic architecture, and clockwork.

That's my definition, anyhow.

It's not uncommon in anime.

Check out Last Exile or Steamboy fex.
Ooh I just found a new interest.
I've always liked steampunk, I just didn't know there was a name for it.:happy:

[JPaul]

http://www.nerdgasmic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/cyberking.jpg

[Alien5]

http://www.itv.com/img/157x104/Metal-Mickey-03bae8d2-5b89-489b-8c6b-b995fede6d14.jpg

[Alien5]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-fOX1E2MQAg/Rj3O0gdzsEI/AAAAAAAAArU/yv1AnR6vMlY/s320/mickey.bmp

[Alien5]

http://www.comp.dit.ie/dgordon/Albion/Annotations/Albion3/MetalMickey.jpg

[Alien5]

beat that.

[Alien5]

bored.

[JPaul]

Where's the steam in that moran.

[Alien5]

mind-blowing.

[Gemby!]

fan dabi dozi!

[Skweeky]

They've cancelled Hogmanay in Inverness. Does this mean they won't go forward another year? Because that might explain a lot like :unsure:

[JPaul]

Racist

[Skweeky]

You have no reason to be offended, what with being from Croy and all.

Oh, wait...

:lol:

[Alien5]

Randy Cox added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know Randy in order for you to be friends on Facebook. :unsure:

wtf?

Paul Hogan suggested you become a fan of ....

[JPaul]

You have no reason to be offended, what with being from Croy and all.

Oh, wait...

:lol:

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/frankie-howerd-500x500.jpg

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

fine then, shitoff, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[Skweeky]

I totally slept through the bells. :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Happy New Year Cunts!

[Skweeky]

Hai Barbie, where have you been hiding?

[Barbarossa]

I only play here during work time, and I've been off work for two weeks :01:

What did I miss :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Nothing, apparently there's been a lot said about Cabalo or summat.

Nothing of interest though.

[Barbarossa]

So anyway, Starbucks have put the prices of their Grande Skinny Lattes up by 5p "because of the VAT increase" to £2.40, from £2.35.

What's interesting is that they didn't reduce the price last year when VAT went down.

Cunts. Thieving cunts, the lot of them. Do they think we're STUPID?

Still bought one though, Mrs B. would have gone mental if I'd gone home without one... :dabs:

[Skweeky]

The bar stewards.

I hope you got really worked up about it, and then said nothing!

[Barbarossa]

There was plenty of huffing and tutting, that's for sure! :cool:

[Skweeky]

Good good, nothing like a bit of huffing and tutting to put the big corporates in their place.


Can anyone tell I am bored out of my skull today? I'm at work but I have nothing to do.

[Barbarossa]

Same here, except I probably have got stuff to do, I just can't be arsed with it first day back.

[Skweeky]

I am so sleepy, just had something to eat.

I'm on my lunch in half an hour but it's too cold to go anywhere :cry:

[Barbarossa]

Over Christmas I've been playing guessing games with my daughter, but she's too clever for me. One time we were guessing animals, and she said:-

"What sort of animal is yellow, black and brown?"

I was like, "I dunno, a giraffe?"

and she said, in all seriousness "No, a multi-coloured horse."

She's 4. :pinch:

[Skweeky]

:lol:

One of our friends had bought the wee man a little reindeer costume which he was wearing on christmas day. My sister's little dog kept running around him and barking.
My sister said, in all seriousness "That's because he can smell the animal"

...

[Skweeky]

Wow. Got the most beautiful sunset here in Glasgow. The sky looks like it's on fire!

[Alien5]

It probably is.

[Skweeky]

We're all gonna die :fear:

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

[JPaul]

Barbie, internets.

[Barbarossa]

Mr Paul. What an unexpected pleasure. Are you snowed in?

[Skweeky]

Don't be silly Barbie. Jay P would just take the helicopter.

[kjp]

Post!
You can't win if you don't post :)

[mattmerch]

for the win

[Gemby!]

INVASION! suit up :gunsmilie

[Darhole]

Rickson by armbar

[Skweeky]

Bah. This is fucking ridiculous. Had a 20-week anomaly scan today and was expecting to find out the sex of the baby, only to be told it is the policy of the hospital not to tell people.
Since when was it ok to take away the right to know the sex of MY OWN BABY??? :angry:

Stupid NHS fucknuts. How much money of my wages goes to them every single month and they won't even give me the information I want???
'You can go private and get it done for 80 quid' the sonographer said.
Why the hell should I have to go private when you already bloody know and I effectively pay part of your wage???

Oooooh, that makes me so mad!

[Gemby!]

Bah. This is fucking ridiculous. Had a 20-week anomaly scan today and was expecting to find out the sex of the baby, only to be told it is the policy of the hospital not to tell people.
Since when was it ok to take away the right to know the sex of MY OWN BABY??? :angry:

Stupid NHS fucknuts. How much money of my wages goes to them every single month and they won't even give me the information I want???
'You can go private and get it done for 80 quid' the sonographer said.
Why the hell should I have to go private when you already bloody know and I effectively pay part of your wage???

Oooooh, that makes me so mad!

steal your notes. Then slap whoever you see and blame your pregnancy hormones. Just remember, whatever happens, violence is always the answer. :01:

ps. i work for the NHS, so am i a fucknut? I am pretty useless in the job at the mo so i guess i wont be offended

[Skweeky]

Nah, the fucknuts are the ones that come up with these ridiculous policies.

And I have my notes, they don't keep track of the sex of the baby since it is irrelevant to all the medical info they need to make sure it's healthy...

[Skweeky]

In other news; I just gave Ben a bath and then a wee cup of hot chocolate before he goes to bed.

I turn my back for a minute and he has poured the stuff over his head.

Kids are magic. :D

[Skweeky]

Looks like I won the internet again.

In other news; I watched that Picture of Dorian Gray last night. Worst movie ever. Ever.

[Skweeky]

Quote of the day, by dragoi92 :


ANd if u do mistakes we will after u for a long time

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup homies,

I need an XP Pro Key lyke right now!!!!!!1!!!! xoxoxox

[megabyteme]

Czech yer pea emms...:shifty:

[Gemby!]

i watched a series of supernatural in 2 days :01: this was followed by odd dreams where i'm an amazing ninja-like version of me, escaping from some sort of gemma-hate concentration camp where i managed to find a guitar, play a radiohead song, ditch the guitar, kill some gemma-haters then run around in the snow hiding from evil.

sadly i think i was wearing orange whilst this happened. orange isn't my colour

[Barbarossa]

Back at work 'sup :coffee:

[Skweeky]

Hai Barbie. How's the wee one btw? Did she get over that nasty chest thing she had?

[Barbarossa]

Yeah yeah, she made a full recovery :happy:

5 months old now, and she cut her first tooth last week!

[Skweeky]

Ah excellent! Let the drooling begin! The wee man has started cutting his back teeth, we go through about 5 bibs a day and he still manages to drench his top with all the slobber coming out :lol:

[Gemby!]

i'm ill. Lame.

[Snee]

i watched a series of supernatural in 2 days :01: this was followed by odd dreams where i'm an amazing ninja-like version of me, escaping from some sort of gemma-hate concentration camp where i managed to find a guitar, play a radiohead song, ditch the guitar, kill some gemma-haters then run around in the snow hiding from evil.

sadly i think i was wearing orange whilst this happened. orange isn't my colour

I haven't had that dream in ages.

[tattoonick]

i win

[Hairbautt]

/lost

[Gemby!]

/found

that help?

[Hairbautt]

Not at all.

[Snee]

Tila Tequila says. (http://whocelebstweet.com/twitter/officialtila/tweet/7774564801/)

So there.

[Hairbautt]

/sage

[iesu]

awesome, i'm a member for 5 minutes and i win the tinternet w00t

[MagicNakor]

Wouldn't that be the Snternet?

:shuriken:

[chalice]

awesome, i'm a member for 5 minutes and i win the tinternet w00t

You've been a member all your life, mate.

Fact is, you actually win 2 internets.

It's a roll-over for spastics this week. Kinda like the pole-vault in the special Olympics, like.

I'd shake your hand, save for the fear that you might not be able to stop.

[Barbarossa]

^ Chavis has just won the internets now :w00t:

Also This is just so wrong, and I don't just mean that fucking signature (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-what-is-it-with-keygens-that-make-them-so-prone-to-false-positives-post3374658/postcount5)

[thewizeard]

/me yawns and wonders if it's 21-12-2012, yet :-)

[Skweeky]

Look what the cat dragged in!

[Zac090]

teh winner is I.....

[benchez' mum]

Also This is just so wrong, and I don't just mean that fucking signature (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-what-is-it-with-keygens-that-make-them-so-prone-to-false-positives-post3374658/postcount5)

:lol:

A cry for help. Perhaps.

[itsxamot]

how long will this go until? should be a deadline or a cutoff! :)

[Barbarossa]

Fuck off

[tesco]

:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

[JPaul]

When did it become so harsh around here.

[Skiz]

Hi internets. It's been a while. :wave:

[Hairbautt]

Internets says hi.

[enoughfakefiles]

I've won.

[Hairbautt]

No, you lost.

I won.

See.

[enoughfakefiles]

o i c

[MagicNakor]

So is that cash prize still up for grabs? Oh, you bet I remember.

:shuriken:

[Gemby!]

if i win and am not satisfied with the internets, do i have to pay p&p to return it?

[Skweeky]

Surely you can return it to Big Ben yourself?

[Gemby!]

Surely you can return it to Big Ben yourself?

I dislike travelling

[enoughfakefiles]

Has the forum broken down :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

Hi internets. It's been a while. :wave:

Hi. The internets is still here. She's still cool and stuff.

I think she cut her hair. It looks good on her.


What's new, man?


-doobs :cheers:

[Skiz]

ohai.

I've Moved. Unpacked. Hired a contractor. Fired a contractor. Hired a contractor. Thinking about firing a contractor. Built 2 desks. Built a home theater PC. Started grad school again. Workin. Having fun with a good streak of women. Went camping. Watched the most boring season of playoff football ever. Got high as a kite for the first time in almost 10 years.

How's bout you?

[Zac090]

Internets says hi.

Hi :shifty:

[chalice]

Look at me, look at me. I'm all different.

I haven't had a cigarette for the guts of a fortnight and I feel fantastic for it.

I've saved myself something in the vicinity of 100 odd squids, which I will be re-directing towards driving lessons, which will commence early next week.

I don't even want a smoke and cannot foresee myself ever partaking of the evil weed ever again.

Job's a fucking goodun, kids. Woo hoo!! :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

Look at me, look at me. I'm all different.

I haven't had a cigarette for the guts of a fortnight and I feel fantastic for it.

I've saved myself something in the vicinity of 100 odd squids, which I will be re-directing towards driving lessons, which will commence early next week.

I don't even want a smoke and cannot foresee myself ever partaking of the evil weed ever again.

Job's a fucking goodun, kids. Woo hoo!! :smilie4:

That's a toned down post to say youve quit smoking Chalice :eyebrows:

Tesco need to check Chalice's account I think it's been hijacked :unsure:

[Skweeky]

:no:

Nothing is sacred any more. Next thing JP will be arranging to meet up with everyone and mouldy will become a priest.

[chalice]

Thanks for the encouragement, youse cunts.

[megabyteme]

Congrats on the quitting, Chalice!

What's the story behind you not driving?

[SAM]

Congrats on the quitting, Chalice!

What's the story behind you not driving?
so that's where you are hiding ?

[Carnios]

I win!

[Gemby!]

denied.

[Zac090]

denied.

Again....

[chalice]

Congrats on the quitting, Chalice!

What's the story behind you not driving?

With horse power comes great responsibility.

I concluded long ago that I was naturally unqualified to helm two tonnes of locomotive metal. I traded being wopped for freedom of movement. I considered this a public service. If you'd known me, you would've agreed.

I didn't really want to be anybody's chauffeur either.

Now, not being wopped (or wanting to be), new avenues present themselves and I've set my sights on driving across America someday in the not so distant future. A man's gotta have a dream, innit. :01:

[megabyteme]

If your travels ever bring your to the Northwest, you've go a place to stay for a couple of days. People tell me the food is good, but the company is boring as fuk...:lol:

Seriously, it would be a lot of fun to meet you.

And ofc, you need driving lessons- you drive on the wrong side of the road! :fear:

[The Flying Cow]

Is the Daybreakers DVDSCR LINE XviD-MENTiON worth watching, quality-wise?

Which of the releases so far is best?

[The Flying Cow]

Look at me, look at me. I'm all different.

I haven't had a cigarette for the guts of a fortnight and I feel fantastic for it.

I've saved myself something in the vicinity of 100 odd squids, which I will be re-directing towards driving lessons, which will commence early next week.

I don't even want a smoke and cannot foresee myself ever partaking of the evil weed ever again.

Job's a fucking goodun, kids. Woo hoo!! :smilie4:

How did you do it? Was it the decision, signed in stone, or nicotine pads?

I managed to quit without pads or anything. Just woke up one morning (well hadn't slept that night) and decided I wouldn't smoke again, after going through the pros and cons in my head.

It made logical sense to stop. But I hadn't been smoking for more than 2 years, and something like a pack every three days, or a pack a week, nothing ever really too much.

[Zac090]

denied.

Again....

and Again......:naughty:

[bunny67]

i won

[Skweeky]

Blergh, I have one of those horrible dry coughs that makes your chest hurt.

[Biggles]

If your travels ever bring your to the Northwest, you've go a place to stay for a couple of days. People tell me the food is good, but the company is boring as fuk...:lol:

Seriously, it would be a lot of fun to meet you.

And ofc, you need driving lessons- you drive on the wrong side of the road! :fear:

Right side wrong side - everyone is so judgemental.

[Humlesson]

I have a feeling that I'm gonna win this

[Aggvispen]

#3741 You're wrong, cause I just won? Or maby not...

[Digestive]

No you are not, I'm winning

[xp1astikx]

i win by default :D ...cuz im cute lol

[totallysweet]

In it, to WIN IT!

[bunny67]

i won now you all can fuck off from posting !

[Gemby!]

they bumped up the lounge... now i don't have to scroll so much :01:

[boochy]

WooHoo!!! I just won the interwebz! It's all mine!

[darc]

that $20 is mine.

[fly_away]

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