Last one to post wins the internets

[IdolEyes787]

Nice to see that some new people have taken upon themselves to preserve the quality of this thread.:eyebrows:

[bunny67]

Mine

[IdolEyes787]

Your what?

[bunny67]

the last post or so i thought ,maybe now it will be and i win !

[IdolEyes787]

Win what?

[bunny67]

the internets of course!

[IdolEyes787]

Congratulations now can you do something about all the idiots on it.

[QPD]

Congratulations now can you do something about all the idiots on it.

Lol!

[Gemby!]

so this is what happens when you bump the lounge up...

[enoughfakefiles]

Good job I have the lounge set in my favourites or I could've ended up in the funny stuff:dabs:

Edit/I've won:keepingupwitheverbodyelsesmilie:

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh hai.

[Skweeky]

Recovered from that crazy running thing you did the other day?

[Hairbautt]

the internets of course!
omg u died your hair.

[bunny67]

the internets of course!
omg u died your hair.i did this the natural look !

[Hairbautt]

omg u died your hair.i did this the natural look !
still single :naughty:

:smilie4:

[bunny67]

yes i am :(

[Hairbautt]

/fixed

[Kysar]

iWin?

[bunny67]

/fixedwhats fixed?

[Mr. Mulder]

Recovered from that crazy running thing you did the other day?
Wurd, that was some crazy crazy runnings - it was lyke cool runnings but with less black people.

[Mr. Mulder]

thyme to go food shopping, TO THE MAX!!!!!

[Hairbautt]

/fixedwhats fixed?
Your singleness.

Thanks for the epic failure :dabs:

/divorce

[bunny67]

whats fixed?
Your singleness.

Thanks for the epic failure :dabs:

/divorcei know its a bit sad aint it lmao

[itsxamot]

im upset i haven't won yet :(

[Gemby!]

I got the day off work :01: i won

[bunny67]

no sorry i won!

[Hairbautt]

/win

[bunny67]

no you didnt i won yippeeee!

[Hairbautt]

http://egg.org.au/gallery/d/935-1/You+Win+an+Internet.jpg

[Gemby!]

i meant i won because i got the day off work...the internets is overrated

[Hairbautt]

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/4/648864/1265730126273.JPEG"It's only been a year since a helicopter flew him out of the capital right after the inauguration of President Barack Obama. But some Americans will be pleased to know that George W. Bush is out there, watching over them after all. From a billboard, high above Interstate Highway 35 near Wyoming, Minn., to be exact. And he wants to know if you miss him."

[Skiz]

http://whatimg.com/images/82269504681650232297.gif

[The Flying Cow]

I'm gonna be in Landan town on Friday.

I win.

[ttd]

i shall wait patiently for the crisp new $20 bill headed my way, thank you for your contest.

[Skiz]

You forgot to put your address.

[Mr. Mulder]

'Sup, ewe slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags :sneaky:

[Hairbautt]

:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

im playing world of goo ...or as i like to call it, "world of poo" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :mellow:

[Skiz]

How can ewe be playing anything other than bioshock deuce? :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't know what that is but i bet you don't get to play with poo :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

back to wurk :emo:

[Skiz]

You don't get to play with poo but, your name in the game is "Big Daddy". :smilie4:

[Luigi]

Win :)

[Skweeky]

:o :o

I just read on facebook that DanB got engaged!

[ziggyjuarez]

Have that baby already.

[Mr. Mulder]

:o :o

I just read on facebook that DanB got engaged!
wut!??? :o

[bunny67]

i won yeah!

[Mr. Mulder]

Backfromgymsup :01:

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/The_Gym.jpg

[2jonathan]

I am the winner! =)

[Mr. Mulder]

it is soew fucking cold in this flat, sat here in a coat ffs :emo:

[Skweeky]

:o :o

I just read on facebook that DanB got engaged!
wut!??? :o


I know, I was rather shocked as well, but it appears to be true. He is smitten.

[Mr. Mulder]

and to think they met in a car park at night :mushy:


:wub:

[Skweeky]

There may be hope for you yet mouldy.

[Mr. Mulder]

i was wankered the other night/morning in a really shit nightclub (1 of three clubs we have here) and i approached this rough looking burd who turned out to be a brazilian english language student, i went up to her and asked her what her favorite dinosaur was (never fails) and she said t-rex, we danced for a bit then i realized she had a unibrow and got the fuck out of there, is that the same sort of thing as smitten? :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

No, I think in your case it simply means you'd keep going even if your peen hurts.

[chalice]

Sup cunts?

This is the first time I've attempted to imbibe alcohol since my anti-tobacco resolution, innit. I've almost gotten through a bottle of Merlot and I don't feel too bad.

Almost 4 weeks off of the smokes. As Lindsey Buckingham would say...

Never goin' back again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHyQS9blvIc

[Skweeky]

How much weight have you put on?

[chalice]

About a stone. True story.

But that's all good. I needed to gain that anyways.

I'm fucking gorgeous now.

[chalice]

Not that I wasn't already, you understand.

I'm just gorgeouser.

[bunny67]

i win

[chalice]

i win

Bunny, you know better than this. Stop saying 'I win' all the time.

Use this thread to tell us about what's happening in your life. Regale us with amusing anecdotes and stuff, like.

So, if you do win, at least it'll be for something interesting, instead of something completely wank like 'I win'.

[Skiz]

Chalice, I'm going to see John Prine on the 27th. :01:

[chalice]

Chalice, I'm going to see John Prine on the 27th. :01:

Nice one mate, you lucky fucker. :01:

Review that to the max.

[Skiz]

Will do. It's at The Long Center which is usually for orchestral productions and whatnot, so I'm stoked about that. Acoustics should be perfect and a relatively small venue. :)

[chalice]

Will do. It's at The Long Center which is usually for orchestral productions and whatnot, so I'm stoked about that. Acoustics should be perfect and a relatively small venue. :)

What're your primary thoughts on Lost S06?

[Skiz]

First two episodes rocked. Being the last season it looks like they're starting to dump the bag of secrets. I've got mixed feelings about this past episode. The whole bit with Sawyer crying over Juliet was a yawn fest. Though I will say at least they're staying true to the role by having him act all broken up over her instead of just getting over it in a day or something. The pier scene was great. The story with Claire and Kate was interesting, as was the "darkness" growing inside Sayid. I also like how they are connected to their alternate selves a little bit. Like when Jack and Desmond were on the plane and Jack thought he knew Desmond.

I'm really curious about the temple and how the show is culminating there, at some new place. Seems odd so I'm paying close attention to details and I think that Sayid might actually be Jacob now.

I also think that their parallel universe alternates that landed safely in LA are going to somehow meet their island selves and something will happen with that. I think Aaron will be the link. He was the only person ever born on the island and that has to be representative of something.

I'm also excited about the seemingly impending battle between the smoke and Jacob.

There's just sooo much to be explained still. I would wait until the season was almost finished and then watch all the episodes in one weekend or something, but I know there's going to be a lot of talk about it and I don't want anything to be spoiled. :no:

[Skiz]

Didn't you link to a YouTube channel once that analyzes a lot of this stuff? What was it?

[chalice]

I'll respond tomorrow mate. I'm wrecked.

Best site for analysis is http://darkufo.blogspot.com/

Nighty night.

[bunny67]

i win

Bunny, you know better than this. Stop saying 'I win' all the time.

Use this thread to tell us about what's happening in your life. Regale us with amusing anecdotes and stuff, like.

So, if you do win, at least it'll be for something interesting, instead of something completely wank like 'I win'.i was hoping if i said it enough eventually i would win !

[enoughfakefiles]

I'll respond tomorrow mate. I'm wrecked.

Best site for analysis is http://darkufo.blogspot.com/

Nighty night.

I use the official lost-forum but by the time I get on there there's loads of threads and reply's :dry:

[Zac090]

:01:

[Skiz]

eff won the internets.

In other news, the plane that flew into the IRS building yesterday here in Austin is only three blocks from my house. The roads around here were all jacked up yesterday (and probably still are, I just haven't left the house yet today).

To make matters worse, yesterday afternoon I took a walk to go see how it all looked. When I got back to my house, a copper pipe under my sink had become detached and water was spraying out at full force. My entire bathroom, closet, vanity area, and bedroom were completely flooded. I got the water turned off after scrambling around to find the cutoff. I didn't know where it was yet since I just moved in. Afterward, I called a plumber to come repair the pipe. I spent the next few hours waiting for him and soaking up water with all my towels, cycling them in and out of the dryer.

The carpet guy came out yesterday as well and ripped up all the carpet (I just had laid 6 weeks ago). He says the carpet is likely salvageable but the pad all needs to be replaced. He put three big blowers and a dehumidifier in those rooms to dry the carpet and foundation under the bathroom tile; all of which needed to run all night, thus I slept on the couch.

Now I'm sitting around waiting on him to get to the house. :dabs:

[QPD]

eff won the internets.

In other news, the plane that flew into the IRS building yesterday here in Austin is only three blocks from my house. The roads around here were all jacked up yesterday (and probably still are, I just haven't left the house yet today).

To make matters worse, yesterday afternoon I took a walk to go see how it all looked. When I got back to my house, a copper pipe under my sink had become detached and water was spraying out at full force. My entire bathroom, closet, vanity area, and bedroom were completely flooded. I got the water turned off after scrambling around to find the cutoff. I didn't know where it was yet since I just moved in. Afterward, I called a plumber to come repair the pipe. I spent the next few hours waiting for him and soaking up water with all my towels, cycling them in and out of the dryer.

The carpet guy came out yesterday as well and ripped up all the carpet (I just had laid 6 weeks ago). He says the carpet is likely salvageable but the pad all needs to be replaced. He put three big blowers and a dehumidifier in those rooms to dry the carpet and foundation under the bathroom tile; all of which needed to run all night, thus I slept on the couch.

Now I'm sitting around waiting on him to get to the house. :dabs:

Are you writing a movie?
:rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

eff won the internets.

In other news, the plane that flew into the IRS building yesterday here in Austin is only three blocks from my house. The roads around here were all jacked up yesterday (and probably still are, I just haven't left the house yet today).

To make matters worse, yesterday afternoon I took a walk to go see how it all looked. When I got back to my house, a copper pipe under my sink had become detached and water was spraying out at full force. My entire bathroom, closet, vanity area, and bedroom were completely flooded. I got the water turned off after scrambling around to find the cutoff. I didn't know where it was yet since I just moved in. Afterward, I called a plumber to come repair the pipe. I spent the next few hours waiting for him and soaking up water with all my towels, cycling them in and out of the dryer.

The carpet guy came out yesterday as well and ripped up all the carpet (I just had laid 6 weeks ago). He says the carpet is likely salvageable but the pad all needs to be replaced. He put three big blowers and a dehumidifier in those rooms to dry the carpet and foundation under the bathroom tile; all of which needed to run all night, thus I slept on the couch.

Now I'm sitting around waiting on him to get to the house. :dabs:
maybe a much smaller plane flew into your pipe!11!!!!1! :o

[Mr. Mulder]

'gud moaning.

[thebazzla]

gud moaning mr mulder

[Tormentor]

I WIN

/closed

[Hairbautt]

'Nights.

[hotstuff]

night baut

[Mr. Mulder]

Homies. :smilie4:

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Nice_Rack.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

right, fuck you cunts - im going to bed.


kisses xxxxxxxx :kiss:

[Hairbautt]

'Nights.

[boochy]

I can haz the interwebz?

[Skweeky]

It's bloody well snowing again.

[Hairbautt]

It's goddamn cold again.

[enoughfakefiles]

My goddammmmmm heating bills gonna be massive, init :dry:

[Skweeky]

I know...I've not had the courage yet to send them a reading. It's going to be astronomical.

[Skiz]

I was looking at laptops and came across this.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2lvybzm.jpg

[Skiz]

$10 isn't a bad deal. I could use someone to mow the grass this summer. :unsure:

[LordSobi]

Soooo... is this a pro-spam thread or what?

[Gemby!]

here in the lounge we do not spam, we just digress off-topic regularly... :01:

[LordSobi]

Oh, well that is good to know. I shall contribute to the digression to the best of my ability.

[Hairbautt]

Do you find that your hands randomly smell good throughout the day?

[Skiz]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B49rvfQPG60/RkaeQ5QptcI/AAAAAAAAAbI/xcBdTpKopOs/s400/mkg2.jpg

[X-Files]

so i win? how to redeem prize?

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/21686/1.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

What's that badge on his hat :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

bums! teenage bums! :o

[Mr. Mulder]

just did some serious treadmill ftw, off down the pub now for some serious serious man burgers, so very serious.

[Mr. Mulder]

just been to see teh crazies, 'flippin awesome it was!111111

[Skweeky]

Isn't that a scary movie: :fear:

[Mr. Mulder]

Isn't that a scary movie: :fear:
scary like your face!1

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/16/128765723013206941.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

but srysly, go see it, its win to the macs plus wun and a half.

[Skweeky]

I'm not allowed to watch scary movies. They give me bad dreams.

Also, being 7 months pregnant and going to the movies does not go hand in hand :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

:pinch:

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Return_To_The_Lab.jpg

:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

roight, off to do my mcp 70-272 exam :smilie4:

[amazin]

im going to win, i can feel it!

[enoughfakefiles]

im going to win, i can feel it!

Feel The Win :eyebrows:

[Hairbautt]

I'm not allowed to watch scary movies. They give me bad dreams.

Also, being 7 months pregnant and going to the movies does not go hand in hand :no:
You're always pregnant.

[Hairbautt]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/59/Awesome_Face_Pirate.jpg/600px-Awesome_Face_Pirate.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

I'm not allowed to watch scary movies. They give me bad dreams.

Also, being 7 months pregnant and going to the movies does not go hand in hand :no:
You're always pregnant.


True story.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

Only because I have spent the largest part of the past 2 years pregnant does not mean I am, per definition, always pregnant :snooty:

I can assure you, there will be no more pregnancies after this one.

[iLOVENZB]

/last

[point137]

awrite troops !!!

[Zac090]

Aye!!

[Hairbautt]

I can assure you, there will be no more pregnancies after this one.
:lookaroun

[senegal]

Did I win?

[Skiz]

*sigh*

[MarieEve]

Great video! Click here! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ORcfPTEbsM)

[Skiz]

^ That was one of the most pointless, shit videos I've seen in some time. I want that 1 minute of my life back.

[phauk]

^ That was one of the most pointless, shit videos I've seen in some time. I want that 1 minute of my life back.

Open the door then, there is a whole world outside mate :P

PS. I want to buy an internet! how much :O

[Skiz]

It's raining outside. :fear:

[phauk]

It's raining outside. :fear:

You have made alot of posts in this section for someone who 'doesn't care' :P

[Skiz]

I never said I didn't care. I thought the fact that I bothered to respond and wish for my wasted minute back signified that I tewtally cared.

[phauk]

I never said I didn't care. I thought the fact that I bothered to respond and wish for my wasted minute back signified that I tewtally cared.

lmfao.. ahh well done mate, made me laugh :P a cookie for your time :) but yeah, I agree, thats a minute of my life i'll never get back :fist:

[chalice]

I never said I didn't care. I thought the fact that I bothered to respond and wish for my wasted minute back signified that I tewtally cared.

lmfao.. ahh well done mate, made me laugh :P a cookie for your time :) but yeah, I agree, thats a minute of my life i'll never get back :fist:

Cunt.

[chalice]

Hoi Callum, wot's up, hotshot?

Kilt any bittards of late, like?

[chalice]

Silly asking really, like. That cunt callum doesn't bother his arse responding for like up to 6 months at a given time.

On a good day.

[callum]

Silly asking really, like. That cunt callum doesn't bother his arse responding for like up to 6 months at a given time.

On a good day.

I've only just read you're previous post.

I can't be arsed replying to anything the tards post. I'm waiting to see what happens now that they have their way and they can post dull, boring shite without fear of abuse.
I expect the lounge to be like bookworld within the month.

Edit - I've just looked in bookworld and the fuckwits are filling that with pish as well.

[chalice]

Silly asking really, like. That cunt callum doesn't bother his arse responding for like up to 6 months at a given time.

On a good day.

I've only just read you're previous post.

I can't be arsed replying to anything the tards post. I'm waiting to see what happens now that they have their way and they can post dull, boring shite without fear of abuse.
I expect the lounge to be like bookworld within the month.

Edit - I've just looked in bookworld and the fuckwits are filling that with pish as well.

I member when all this was fields, mate.

I told you to lay the claymores. :(

[callum]

I've only just read you're previous post.

I can't be arsed replying to anything the tards post. I'm waiting to see what happens now that they have their way and they can post dull, boring shite without fear of abuse.
I expect the lounge to be like bookworld within the month.

Edit - I've just looked in bookworld and the fuckwits are filling that with pish as well.

I member when all this was fields, mate.

I told you to lay the claymores. :(

I've given up. I think I know what it's like to be one of the few survivors, when the rest of the world are zombies. No matter how many you get rid of there's always more. Obviously that's a bit harsh on the zombies, they are quite fond of someone with a brain.

[chalice]

I member when all this was fields, mate.

I told you to lay the claymores. :(

I've given up. I think I know what it's like to be one of the few survivors, when the rest of the world are zombies. No matter how many you get rid of there's always more. Obviously that's a bit harsh on the zombies, they are quite fond of someone with a brain.

Fucking hell!!

If a Rangers man admits defeat then it's well and truly banjaxed to max.

It's over when I says it's over, Clam, and not a second before, says I.

Aaaarrr!

[callum]

When pentomato stopped posting regularly, something died in me :(
It's just not fun to insult someone, knowing that their reply will bore you. At least pentomato had some balls, a cawk, tits and a fanny.

[chalice]

It was all downhill from Old Geezer for myself.

I was working towards the internets's first geriatric protest suicide.

Everything since has been a disappointment.

[X-Files]

when will i win this?

[chalice]

when will i win this?

Fuck off and fucking die.

[Skweeky]

Alright chavis mate - how's tricks?

[Zac090]

Win!

[Skiz]

^fuck off!!

[tesco]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/__zoKJ77EvEc/SxIJXrsfgiI/AAAAAAAAB2E/UUClFr9IrF8/SteveMcGhee04%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800 (http://www.amusingplanet.com/2009/11/apocalyptic-illustrations-of-steve.html)

http://lh5.ggpht.com/__zoKJ77EvEc/SxIJgZe9XBI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/5bKo4_bnkIM/SteveMcGhee07%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800 (http://www.amusingplanet.com/2009/11/apocalyptic-illustrations-of-steve.html)

[JPaul]

Morning lords of the ghey.

[Skweeky]

Morning sir - you are up early

[enoughfakefiles]

Morning sir - you are up early

Has JP moved :unsure:

[Hairbautt]

'Noon.

[JPaul]

Morning sir - you are up early

Marm, how are you and the family doing. All well I trust.

[Skweeky]

We are fine, thank you. Another 2 months and baby nr 2 is set to make his/her appearance.

[JPaul]

We are fine, thank you. Another 2 months and baby nr 2 is set to make his/her appearance.

Quality, is wee ben looking forward to it.

[j2k4]

We are fine, thank you. Another 2 months and baby nr 2 is set to make his/her appearance.

Quality, is wee ben looking forward to it.

Of course he is.

How's JP?

[JPaul]

Quality, is wee ben looking forward to it.

Of course he is.

How's JP?

Grand, Sir. The chaps and I are doing great.

You and yours.

[j2k4]

Good, good all 'round, here.

[Skweeky]

We are fine, thank you. Another 2 months and baby nr 2 is set to make his/her appearance.

Quality, is wee ben looking forward to it.


He doesn't understand what's going on, but I suspect it'll be a shock to the system. It seems he has entered the terrible twos a few months ahead of schedule :pinch:

[UUUPP]

Even foxes like hondas :O

[enoughfakefiles]

Even foxes like hondas :O

What about the odd ones :unsure:

[Alien5]

Hoi barbie, look...i got to page 2 of most popular superhero image challenge. :yahoo:

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/58484/1267910269/thumb.beatlesabbeyroad.jpg

fucked up on the old barcode zebra crossing stories tho. :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

I didn't know that was you :O

That's very good. I clicked "I like this".

It's still behind mine though... ;)

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1267799817/SuperDavid.jpg

[ckrit]

I've given up. I think I know what it's like to be one of the few survivors, when the rest of the world are zombies. No matter how many you get rid of there's always more. Obviously that's a bit harsh on the zombies, they are quite fond of someone with a brain.

Fucking hell!!

If a Rangers man admits defeat then it's well and truly banjaxed to max.

It's over when I says it's over, Clam, and not a second before, says I.

Aaaarrr!
:dabs:

Looks like I picked the right time, then.

Maybe what non-gibbering people there are left should just regroup elsewhere, or do something else :idunno:

:bandwagon:

[Barbarossa]

If you want me I'm on facebook under an assumed name... :hush hush:



This name, obviously.

[Barbarossa]

Seriously Tesco. Green does not suit me. I'm not happy :(

[Skweeky]

How come you got demoted Barbie? What did you do to upset Tesco?

[Barbarossa]

I asked to be turned back into a normal member, but Tesco said I've got to go green :emo:

[Skweeky]

That fascist Canadian bastard.

[Snee]

I asked to be turned back into a normal member, but Tesco said I've got to go green :emo:

You're a green member, hur hur.

Also, I'm prolly gonna start chilling at the hippie's place again, soon-ish. If you want ME. I've not sunk so low yet as to register on facebook.

[Skweeky]

I find the hippie's place terribly aggressive :snooty:

[Snee]

Welp, he's been grooming me for ages, I figured he deserves that much :idunno:

[Skweeky]

He'll be in your pants before you know it.

[ziggyjuarez]

/WINcest

[dagg3r]

Hey teso, did i win this time ?? :P

[Barbarossa]

I asked to be turned back into a normal member, but Tesco said I've got to go green :emo:

You're a green member, hur hur.

Also, I'm prolly gonna start chilling at the hippie's place again, soon-ish. If you want ME. I've not sunk so low yet as to register on facebook.

It's all right so long as you ignore most of it :mellow:

I browse the hippie's lounge occasionally, but that's all.

[Skweeky]

How comes we don't have a seniors lounge? For people who have been here 7 years and longer etc...
Every now and then they can throw in an annoying noob, for our entertainment.

[Biggles]

How comes we don't have a seniors lounge? For people who have been here 7 years and longer etc...
Every now and then they can throw in an annoying noob, for our entertainment.


Blooming heck your bump has come on. What the hell happened to the last 5 months? :unsure:

[byrondover]

Did I win?

[Skiz]

At losing, yes.

[ckrit]

:dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

[Skweeky]

How comes we don't have a seniors lounge? For people who have been here 7 years and longer etc...
Every now and then they can throw in an annoying noob, for our entertainment.


Blooming heck your bump has come on. What the hell happened to the last 5 months? :unsure:


Stop sniffing tippex at the office Les, ffs.

[Skweeky]

Bah - I just had some coffee and now I feel nauseous. Blergh

[Skiz]

Has anyone talked to Mulder? He might have jumped off a roof (http://www.film.com/tv/24/story/report-24-cancelled-on-fox/32658067)!!1 :O

[Skweeky]

Oh dear - I've not seen him on faceboob either!

More than likely he is off getting pissed and shagging lots of random burds, in order to forget all that stuff he's had to study.

[RevFinch]

Hmm?

[hotstuff]

nothing wrong with facebook i was agaisnt it too but have learned i can be in touch with alot of people i have lost touch with

[ziggyjuarez]

Another day, Another day.

[jmayer]

Another day, Another day.

wat :huh:

[tesco]

Another day, Another day.

[ziggyjuarez]

Tesco is my new dave.

[tesco]

:wub:

[brotherdoobie]

I hate Mondays. :cliché:



-doobs

[VinX]

:wub:

[Gemby!]

eurgh i have to get my haircut today. awkward conversation coming my way...

[Barbarossa]

chest hair?

[brotherdoobie]

chest hair?

No thanks. I'll just have a coffee.


-doobs

[ziggyjuarez]

Bump
sup
ppl
?

[brotherdoobie]

Nightsup, Chalice.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

Possibly?

[brotherdoobie]

Burp.

[X-Files]

huh?

[chalice]

St. Patrick's Daysup, cunts.

Woo hoo!!

Gonna blast The Pogues all over the street right about fucking now, like.

[Skweeky]

Enjoy chavis! Will you be indulging in several pints of Guinness today?

[chalice]

Enjoy chavis! Will you be indulging in several pints of Guinness today?

Guinness and champagne, sweetness. Black Velvets. True story.

I will also be mostly eating Champ and Mussels. It's my duty.

Are you still working or are you far too fat for that nonsense now?

[Skweeky]

I've been taking Wednesdays off for the past few weeks in order to be able to work a bit longer.

Going in mat leave as of the first of April though.

Can't bloody wait; sitting at a desk when you are the size of a small elephant is not easy.

[Skweeky]

Ooooh, I forgot to tell yous all:

I got myself a new car!

't is a Saab 9-5, older model, but it fucking rocks!
It's automatic, turbo engine, leather interior, cruise control, handsfree calling enabled through stereo etc.
It's an absolute beast. I had it doing over a hundred on the motorway the other day and it felt like it could and wanted to go a lot faster.

[chalice]

Ooooh, I forgot to tell yous all:

I got myself a new car!

't is a Saab 9-5, older model, but it fucking rocks!
It's automatic, turbo engine, leather interior, cruise control, handsfree calling enabled through stereo etc.
It's an absolute beast. I had it doing over a hundred on the motorway the other day and it felt like it could and wanted to go a lot faster.

Very nice. I'm starting lessons on Friday. Then I'm gonna buy a new Astra 1.6 when I pass me test. :01:

[Skweeky]

Awesome - Vauxhalls are good as first cars!
Easy to handle, reliable etc...

I just sold my Vectra last week, got sick of looking at the same dashboard and I really fancied something a bit nippier and more luxurious.

[chalice]

I know the Saab you're talking about. Sleek as fuck.

Far too cool for the likes of you. Giz it?

[Skweeky]

You give someone a USB lavalamp, the next day they want your car. :snooty:

[brotherdoobie]

Your car sounds sweet, Skweeky. Here's a pic of me Mazda.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/Mymazda.jpg

I love her just a wee bit more than my children.

:mellow:


-doobs

[Skweeky]

This is mine:

http://is.gumtree.com/image/big/3809026.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

Noice.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

I also just found out, like an hour ago, that the thing has a refrigerated glove box!

[brotherdoobie]

Cold gloves are awesome!

A pint would prolly fit in there, also.

Wahey.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

Oh we can definitely get a few cans in there for when we go on a road trip :naughty:

Just watching an interview with Rob Pattinson - that man should come with a health and safety warning :ermm:

[brotherdoobie]

Oh we can definitely get a few cans in there for when we go on a road trip :naughty:

Just watching an interview with Rob Pattinson - that man should come with a health and safety warning :ermm:

You're not madly in love with him, like?


-doobs

[Skiz]

This is mine:

http://is.gumtree.com/image/big/3809026.jpg

Your house is huge!11 :O

[Skweeky]

Oh we can definitely get a few cans in there for when we go on a road trip :naughty:

Just watching an interview with Rob Pattinson - that man should come with a health and safety warning :ermm:

You're not madly in love with him, like?


-doobs

In love? God, no, but I certainly wouldn't mind having a go :naughty:

At Skiz: Here in the UK, we tend not to live in our car though :unsure:

[Gemby!]

here is my ride:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/London_Bus_route_7_A.jpg

[Skweeky]

Did the Chinese people come with it?

[X-Files]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GIUm9vywsohxSM:http://rivercitybooks.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rip.jpg

[Gemby!]

Did the Chinese people come with it?

only on tuesdays.

[enoughfakefiles]

How would you not notice the car:dabs:

jF6EiLn8bto

[ziggyjuarez]

Post ur twitter people:
http://twitter.com/ziggyjuarez

[ziggyjuarez]

I need friends.

[Skiz]

Been on vacation all week. Just fucking off. :happy:

Ate a big breakfast at a local cafe. Usually when I go there in the mornings its hectic as hell. I went in at 10 this morning and it was nice and peaceful.

Installed some additional shelving in my closet today.

Played some MW2 and some MLB '09 on the PS3.

Played catch with the dog for about an hour using his my new toy (http://www.caninehardware.com/#/product/launchers).

Pan fried some pork chops with mashed taters and asparagus.

Drinking leftover Guinesses from last night (in new, free Guinness pint glass)

Rodeo tomorrow! :01:

[tesco]

I found this funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfpv4f_1rLA

[brotherdoobie]

Been on vacation all week. Just fucking off. :happy:

Ate a big breakfast at a local cafe. Usually when I go there in the mornings its hectic as hell. I went in at 10 this morning and it was nice and peaceful.

Installed some additional shelving in my closet today.

Played some MW2 and some MLB '09 on the PS3.

Played catch with the dog for about an hour using his my new toy (http://www.caninehardware.com/#/product/launchers).

Pan fried some pork chops with mashed taters and asparagus.

Drinking leftover Guinesses from last night (in new, free Guinness pint glass)

Rodeo tomorrow! :01:


Pan fried pork chops, Guinness, baseball video games, rodeos, and interweb cultural assimilation, ftw.

Mofos.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

I'm going to the boathouse for a scottish breakfast, and that's final!

[Skiz]

backfromrodeosup

:cowboy:

[unknown1_]

hmmm, umm.. Rotten cabbage is my daily staple. :S

[enoughfakefiles]

Posting Rotten garbage is my daily staple. :S

Fixed.

[unknown1_]

Posting Rotten garbage is my daily staple. :S

Fixed.
Loser. :dry:

[unknown1_]

And btw, I was referring to Kimchi, our lovely but stinky national staple.

[Skiz]

And btw, I was referring to Kimchi, our lovely but stinky national staple.

"Kimchi" is a "national staple"? I've never even heard of it. :blink:

[unknown1_]

http://www.transitionsabroad.com/listings/travel/travel_to_eat/slow_food_in_korea.shtml

The following was written about Kimchi verbatim in the article:
If there is one thing that defines Korean cuisine or, I hazard to suggest, the Korean national character, it is kimchi.

You should try it! We can not eat any meal without it being present along with rice but I'm sure you knew that one. ;)

[anoneemuse]

vodka gin vodka

[Snee]

I found this funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfpv4f_1rLA

< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY

[Skiz]

http://www.transitionsabroad.com/listings/travel/travel_to_eat/slow_food_in_korea.shtml

The following was written about Kimchi verbatim in the article:
If there is one thing that defines Korean cuisine or, I hazard to suggest, the Korean national character, it is kimchi.

You should try it! We can not eat any meal without it being present along with rice but I'm sure you knew that one. ;)

But you're not in South Korea. :whistling

[unknown1_]

But you're not in South Korea. :whistling
Meaning?... (I put OUR national staple since I'm Korean. I think it makes sense...)

[Snee]

:rolleyes:

Bittards aside:

j87ZVjF2KHY

I think I'm quacking up, mangs.

[ziggyjuarez]

/thread

[ziggyjuarez]

bump soup?

[Skiz]

High Life! :smilie4:



http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/miller_products/image/miller.jpg

[Skweeky]

You're such a girl sometimes.

[xbloodlust]

http://alanesa.com/NFiles/361-98-Strepsils_original_1_130.jpg It works, bitchez

[Skiz]

You're such a girl sometimes.

:cry:

Spring has sprung, bitches!!1 :yahoo:


http://i39.tinypic.com/1zn7vwl.jpg

[Shlesers]

Spring came here 5 days ago.
Still can't hear birds singing and grass definitely ain't green. It's brown and full of butts. :dabs:

[enoughfakefiles]

and grass definitely ain't green. It's brown and full of butts. :dabs:

Depends who you buy it off:dabs:

[chalice]

Started a new jawb todays. True story.

Civil Service. Truer storyer.

It was alright, like.

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks

[chalice]

evesup, jizzcocks

Wotcha Peabody.

You hard bastard.

Wot the fuck is going on with yourselfs???

[Proper Bo]

mostly a combination of wurk and fuck all.

been doing some super secret stuff lately tho' what i can't tell youse cunts about or you'd have to be killed or something else.

[chalice]

No wurries.

Even if it was interesting in the first place, you'd be sure to make it boring as aul fuck by the time you got half-way though a sentence, you silly silly slag you.

[Proper Bo]

hactually, it's rather interesting but there's that ghey offishul secrety thing what i've got to stick to or something else.

[chalice]

Fancy capturing my stuttering freak of a younger brother? He's at large. True story.

He cut an ankle bracelet off and is now rampaging the West Belfast countryside unanswerable to all.

Find it. Kill it.

A life time supply of Mr Freeze Cola Flavour Ice Pops is in it for you to the motherfucking maximum to the max.