Last one to post wins the internets

[Skweeky]

Ugh - I am so sick of hypocrites. True story.

[Skiz]

I've been trying to follow the British elections just a bit but I'm confused here after the election.

Cameron is offering to split power. What's that all about?

Brown is saying he'll exit no later than September. There isn't a set date after the election that the new guy is swore in by?

[Skweeky]

Well no, because there will be two parties sharing the power, but it isn't clear yet which two parties it will be.
Historically, Brown doesn't need to resign, he is doing this out of free will.
They are waiting to see whether this will now been a Tory/Lib Dem government, in which case Camerone would probably become prime minister, or if it will be a Labour/Lib Dem government, in which case there are a number of options since Brown is stepping down as Labour leader.
There is no clear cut winner so it's impossible to have a fixed date to have the 'new guy' in place.
If no agreement can be made between the relevant parties, then it would have to go to general elections again, possibly with an emergency government in the mean time.


At least, I think this is the case, I am no expert on British politics, but in Belgium we traditionally have a hung parliament and this is the way it works over there. I assume it will be the same for Britain.

[Skweeky]

I'm also sick of people asking me whether the baby has arrived yet :angry:

Next person is getting a watermelon stuffed up their arse. True story too.

[cinephilia]

push that baby out and take a pic.

[ziggyjuarez]

vicodin is wack...drugs in general are over-rated.mmm...

[Barbarossa]

Well no, because there will be two parties sharing the power, but it isn't clear yet which two parties it will be.
Historically, Brown doesn't need to resign, he is doing this out of free will.
They are waiting to see whether this will now been a Tory/Lib Dem government, in which case Camerone would probably become prime minister, or if it will be a Labour/Lib Dem government, in which case there are a number of options since Brown is stepping down as Labour leader.
There is no clear cut winner so it's impossible to have a fixed date to have the 'new guy' in place.
If no agreement can be made between the relevant parties, then it would have to go to general elections again, possibly with an emergency government in the mean time.


At least, I think this is the case, I am no expert on British politics, but in Belgium we traditionally have a hung parliament and this is the way it works over there. I assume it will be the same for Britain.

That's pretty much just about right. Either way, this is all very bad for the lib dems, because half of their supporters don't like the Tories and the other half don't like labour. If there is another general election then I predict their support will plummet.

[Skiz]

Well no, because there will be two parties sharing the power, but it isn't clear yet which two parties it will be.
Historically, Brown doesn't need to resign, he is doing this out of free will.
They are waiting to see whether this will now been a Tory/Lib Dem government, in which case Camerone would probably become prime minister, or if it will be a Labour/Lib Dem government, in which case there are a number of options since Brown is stepping down as Labour leader.
There is no clear cut winner so it's impossible to have a fixed date to have the 'new guy' in place.
If no agreement can be made between the relevant parties, then it would have to go to general elections again, possibly with an emergency government in the mean time.


At least, I think this is the case, I am no expert on British politics, but in Belgium we traditionally have a hung parliament and this is the way it works over there. I assume it will be the same for Britain.

That's pretty much just about right. Either way, this is all very bad for the lib dems, because half of their supporters don't like the Tories and the other half don't like labour. If there is another general election then I predict their support will plummet.

Thanks for that.

So Brown doesn't have to step down? Is that because no one candidate received the majority 300 something seats needed to win outright? So instead of an election to choose a new Prime Minister, it is almost like an election to see if the country has swayed enough to elect someone else outright or keep the same fella? So usually one of two outcomes?

If another candidate wins outright then the people have spoken and such, and The UK has a new Prime Minister.

If there is no outright winner (like now) then the PM doesn't need to step down, but the proper etiquette is to follow the wishes of the voters and yield to the party with the most votes?

Do I have all that right, or at least close?

[Skiz]

Just read this too. What a clusterfuck. :wacko:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/7707890/How-David-Cameron-was-outflanked-as-he-prepared-to-enter-No-10.html

[Barbarossa]

That's pretty much just about right. Either way, this is all very bad for the lib dems, because half of their supporters don't like the Tories and the other half don't like labour. If there is another general election then I predict their support will plummet.

Thanks for that.

So Brown doesn't have to step down? Is that because no one candidate received the majority 300 something seats needed to win outright? So instead of an election to choose a new Prime Minister, it is almost like an election to see if the country has swayed enough to elect someone else outright or keep the same fella? So usually one of two outcomes?

If another candidate wins outright then the people have spoken and such, and The UK has a new Prime Minister.

If there is no outright winner (like now) then the PM doesn't need to step down, but the proper etiquette is to follow the wishes of the voters and yield to the party with the most votes?

Do I have all that right, or at least close?

Contrary to popular belief, in the UK you don't vote for the Prime Minister, even in a general election. What you're voting for is your local MP to represent you in the House of Commons.

Constitutionally, the party with a clear majority of seats in the commons (326) is the only party able to form a Government, in which case the current PM will resign, the queen is "activated" (sounds more fun than it actually is) and then invites the leader of the majority party to form a government.

In the case of a hung parliament, the current serving PM actually has first refusal on attempting to do a deal with a minority party in forming a government, so until he actually resigns, the queen is not "activated". If it becomes clear that Gordon Brown cannot form a coalition government, or a workable minority government, then he has no option but to stand down.

May 25th is the date of the Queen's Speech to parliament which sets out the policies of the new government, and parliament then votes on the queen's speech. If the queen's speech is rejected by the Commons, then that is in effect a vote of no confidence in the new government and we'll have another election. Therefore, Brown cannot govern indefinitely, and if he loses a vote of no confidence he'll be so unpopular that he and the labour party will be fucked for decades.

If all talks break down between lib/con and lib/lab I have no idea what will happen, and I don't think anyone else does either, because Cameron won't be allowed to try to form a minority government until invited to by the queen, and she can't do that until brown steps down as PM.

It is a bit bonkers actually, and is currently really pretty damaging for our democracy.

[Skiz]

Got it. Thanks again.


If all talks break down between lib/con and lib/lab I have no idea what will happen, and I don't think anyone else does either, because Cameron won't be allowed to try to form a minority government until invited to by the queen, and she can't do that until brown steps down as PM.

It is a bit bonkers actually, and is currently really pretty damaging for our democracy.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I got from that link I posted. So much scheming and plotting... these people should be writing TV shows or something. :ermm:

[Skweeky]

Ach, don't be so melodramatic about it. This is all we know in Belgium and we do just fine.

[TraLaLa]

and kids

[Barbarossa]

Ach, don't be so melodramatic about it. This is all we know in Belgium and we do just fine.

:blink:

[Skweeky]

General Elections on the 13th of June, yet again :D

Should be fun to see what we can come up with this time.

[Barbarossa]

I bet we have another one before then...

[Skweeky]

Woohoo!

[Skiz]

FYI, I just turned on the TV to see Brown's motorcade driving down the street and pulling into Buckingham to tender his resignation.

Good call, Barbs.

[Skweeky]

Well...that's Cameron in :s

[Skweeky]

Um, where the hell did my signature go?

[Barbarossa]

It's still there, it looks like babygaga has gone AWOL...

Even your sig is sick of waiting for the birth :lol:

[Skweeky]

It's not even funny anymore :(

I can barely walk because the head is so far down and it's really hurting my left hip to the point where my leg sometimes goes numb; probably a trapped nerve...
Had one of those sweeps yesterday but nothing yet, so got an induction date of the 22nd, which is still another 9 days away :cry:

I can't sleep properly for the pain and the constant need to pee, I don't even feel tired anymore, I feel weary.

I hope this baby comes out some time soon :(

[Skiz]

Do you know the sex yet?

[Skiz]

:lol:

C3PO backpack.

It even lights up.

There's a Yoda one too.


http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/e06c_c3po_backpack.jpg

[Skiz]

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/05/051310_best_visual_illusion_2010_t.jpg

VIDEO LINK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAXm0dIuyug)

[Skweeky]

Do you know the sex yet?

Nope :no:

[ziggyjuarez]

:) hi

[Skiz]

ohai.

Playingwiththedogsup.

[Barbarossa]

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/05/051310_best_visual_illusion_2010_t.jpg

VIDEO LINK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAXm0dIuyug)

So clever!

[Barbarossa]

Do you know the sex yet?

Nope :no:

Something this awkward... can only be female :no:

[Skweeky]

That's what I was thinking :lol:

To top things off, I seem to have developed carpal tunnel in my left arm and it's really bloody sore.
I slept for about 2.5 hours last night before the boy woke up and decided to run riot for most of the morning whilst the neighbour thought just now would be a terrific time to have the windows and insulation replaced, which is resulting in an awful lot of drilling and hammering :angry:

[brotherdoobie]

You should eat their brains, Skweeks.

Let's see if the poor sods can hammer and drill without a cerebral cortex, ffs.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

I like the way your are thinking doobs!

And I can probably do with the extra iron :yes:

[brotherdoobie]

You should beat them with a dead mackerel and a canned ham. Don't they understand that you're about ready to burst?

Insensitive pricks.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

They have now stopped for lunch, thank fuck for that.
They'd better not be here tomorrow morning or I will attack them with a canned ham

[brotherdoobie]

Good for you.

I wish lunch would get here. I'm having veggie soup, a grilled cheese sandwich , and a slice of angle food cake for dessert.

I miss Mulder's lunch reports.



-doobs

[Skweeky]

I just sent the husband out for chips and tablet ice cream...

I just realised that soon I will no longer be able to order him around because I'll be able to do it myself again. That will be the only drawback to the baby being born :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

Have another baby, right away, like...


I'll get my coat.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

:angry:

Oh noes, the hammering and drilling has started again

[Skweeky]

And just when Neighbours is about to start as well :angry:

[brotherdoobie]

I'm off to pay bills. Later, Skweeky.


-doobs

[ziggyjuarez]

*post

[bigdaddydude]

What a neat game! I don't think this will ever end, lol.

[brotherdoobie]

I just swallowed a cigarette butt, ffs.


-doobs :sick:

[cinephilia]

btw it's skizo's bday

[Hairbautt]

happy b-day, Skizo!

[Skweeky]

Ugh ffs.

Been having contractions since 5.30AM but that's about it. No dilation, nothing :angry:

[cinephilia]

http://i43.tinypic.com/43uo4.jpg

[Skiz]

btw it's skizo's bday

How'd you know it was going to be my birthday? :huh:

[Hairbautt]

MAGIC!

http://static.partyark.co.uk/pictures/large2/5317.jpg

[Skiz]

Different time zone maybe?

[cinephilia]

intuition

[chalice]

I'm somewhat miffed as to deletion
(My thoughts had not achieved completion)
I could've offered oodles more
Advice to yon sad trading whore.

[ziggyjuarez]

Two hours of internet time, Every week day :yay:

[Skiz]

ಠ_ು

[Skweeky]

Did any of you stoners send me a friend request on FaceBook? :unsure:

[BlueMax]

Did any of you stoners send me a friend request on FaceBook? :unsure:
No! Not me for sure
:naughty:

[ziggyjuarez]

I like zombies.

[wlckd1]

well someone has to .... i guess

[Skiz]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kr3ivHU11qbs8kyo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1275104563&Signature=iSw6OzCzKqoXE2KkMJx%2Fu3j2OrA%3D

[pint76o]

I'll just post anything here!

[Skiz]

Former Child Star Gary Coleman Dead at 42

Former child TV star Gary Coleman died Friday after doctors took him off life support, Fox News confirms. The "Diff'rent Strokes" star had slipped into a coma after suffering an intracranial hemorrhage at his home Wednesday. He was 42.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/28/child-star-gary-coleman-dead/

:eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

I just noticed that .I read this morning that he had been taken to the hospital with what was described then as a "serious head injury" .
More than a little sad,after his initial fame he certainly had a hard life.

So Todd Bridges was a pimp,a drug dealer, was molested as a child and at one point owed a quarter million dollars in back taxes and of the three children on Different Strokes he turns out to be the lucky one.

Ain't life funny.

[Skiz]

"The news of Coleman's financial ruin capped a year of well-publicized woes for the troubled actor. In January, he confessed to US magazine that he was still a virgin and never planned on getting laid. "

Poor little guy. :no:

[Skweeky]

Fuck sake Skiz, you won the internets good and proper!

In other news; Now that I had the baby I have cut out all junk food and I think I have withdrawal symptoms :cry:

[chalice]

In other news...

The nine year old prodigy and I have just embarked upon an ill-fated posturing pertaining to the History Of The Beano for her school project containing six chapters of wank.

We realise the magnitude of the endeavour, but I'm feeling fucking great about it.

[The Flying Cow]

Tell me Charles are you still cigarette-free and jogging everyday or did those efforts come to a premature end?

I was wondering what was up with you the other day and thought I'd come and inquire.

[chalice]

Tell me, Sherman, do you still stalk your superiors on the internets?

Or are there other people to worship?

[ziggyjuarez]

Someone won?

[IdolEyes787]

Apparently Skiz rules the internet now.Hopefully he can do something about Twitter.

[ziggyjuarez]

It only took a few years but someone won.
Finally.

[IdolEyes787]

I had my money on you too.:(
Thanks for nothing like.

[ziggyjuarez]

Well it dont help if i no longer have the internet.

[IdolEyes787]

How'd you ever persevere to 236662 posts with that attitude?

[tesco]

Apparently Skiz rules the internet now.Hopefully he can do something about Twitter.
Wasn't he the winner last time anyway? :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

I dunno google it.

[Skiz]

I've won it twice or thrice.

Sqweeks has won it I believe as well.

JP too.

How will you be paying, tesco? :sneaky:

[brotherdoobie]

I've won it twice or thrice.

Sqweeks has won it I believe as well.

JP too.

How will you be paying, tesco? :sneaky:


Lap dances and stuff.



-doob

[brotherdoobie]

Can I borrow the $20 from the winner.



-doobs :dabs:

[Skiz]

Did your Mariah cd get scratched! :O

[brotherdoobie]

Did your Mariah cd get scratched! :O

You queen, you.

CD's are for losers.



-doobs :snooty:

[Skweeky]

Fecking bastard eejit cunts! Some twat has thrown a stone through the back window of my car! What kind of moron does something like that I ask you? Why the fuck would you smash someone's windscreen and not even make the effort to take whatever is inside the car?

[brotherdoobie]

Fecking bastard eejit cunts! Some twat has thrown a stone through the back window of my car! What kind of moron does something like that I ask you? Why the fuck would you smash someone's windscreen and not even make the effort to take whatever is inside the car?

I'm sorry to hear about your window. That's harsh. It sounds like the work of an hater, or snotty, little, brat/beast.


-doobs :dabs:

[Skiz]

That's the pits, Skweeks.

It's been a couple years but the last time I had a window broken, they stole my snuff, my change, and my cases of burned CD's.

The laptop in the backseat and the missuses digital camera in the console were both left untouched.

The fucking window cost more than what they took. :dabs:

[Skiz]

G'night internets. :kiss:

[Skweeky]

Oh well, the insurance is covering it and it's not affecting my no claims - they'll be round in the next hour to replace it and clean out the car.

Will be parking the car round back from now on

[brotherdoobie]

Sounds like win.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

Well, it could've been worse I guess - still not very nice. I would feel less angry about it I think if they had actually taken anything, but this was obviously just done for the sake of causing damage.

[brotherdoobie]

You should have a wee little nip.


-doobs

[Barbarossa]

Fecking bastard eejit cunts! Some twat has thrown a stone through the back window of my car! What kind of moron does something like that I ask you? Why the fuck would you smash someone's windscreen and not even make the effort to take whatever is inside the car?

Maybe it was a meteorite :unsure:

[nthpeter]

Fecking bastard eejit cunts! Some twat has thrown a stone through the back window of my car! What kind of moron does something like that I ask you? Why the fuck would you smash someone's windscreen and not even make the effort to take whatever is inside the car?

Maybe it was a meteorite :unsure:

Maybe it was democracy :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

:eyebrows:

[nthpeter]

:stupid:

[chalice]

Welcome to chavis's interesting weekend.

The headshot that is my thirteen year old has been exiled from his Xbox due to poor performance in geography. He's so obsessed with that shite, he doesn't even know where the fuck he is. The Xbox, not geography.

The five year old is the future leader of the Free World.

The nine year old is a fire-starter. She's an autistic savant without the autism or the savantism. She Who Must Be Kept In The Cellar asserts that our daughter's school project should be based around the history of the Internets, whilst I demands that it should be a tour de force encompassing the origins and legacies of The Beano.

I'm putting my fut down.

[callum]

Get the 13 year old fifa 2010 world cup for the xbox, when picking teams you can move about a map of the world to pick them, problem solved.

[chalice]

Get the 13 year old fifa 2010 world cup for the xbox, when picking teams you can move about a map of the world to pick them, problem solved.

Fuck that, mate.

I'll just beat him with an atlas until his blood forms in the shape of Pan-Africa.

[hmmmk]

:eyebrows:


http://taxdollars.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/09/machine-gun.jpg

[hmmmk]

moderator kitty is missing .. rofl

[hmmmk]

hello barbarossa

i like your avatar :)

[hmmmk]

i would hit it with a fucking machine gun :snooty:

[Skweeky]

Don't be too hard on the boy - I genuinely thought Argentina was in Africa until I was 15 :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Don't be too hard on the boy - I genuinely thought Argentina was in Africa until I was 15 :unsure:

But Africa only has 6 letters :eyebrows:

[nthpeter]

Don't be too hard on the boy - I genuinely thought Argentina was in Africa until I was 15 :unsure:

But Africa only has 6 letters :eyebrows:

So he was 6?

[Hairbautt]

Sandra Bullock & Scarlett Johannson Kiss At MTV Awards (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/06/sandra-bullock-scarlett-j_n_602435.html)
I can die now.

[Skiz]

It's official. :yay:

http://www.apple.com/iphone/


http://modmyi.com/mmi/upload/4c0d2d42000db.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2e2jt5l.jpg

[tesco]

It's official. :yay:

http://www.apple.com/iphone/


http://modmyi.com/mmi/upload/4c0d2d42000db.jpg
Any idea what the cost will be in a contract for one of these compared with a 3g/3gs?
I'm looking at getting an iPhone, but can wait if the price of this won't be too outrageous.

[Skiz]

If you're eligible for an upgrade or just a new customer, the cost is $199 for the 16GB and $299 for the 32GB.

If you're just picking one up, it'll probably be $399 and $499 but I don't think that's been announced yet.

I got the 3GS 16GB right when it was released last year for $199 and sold my 2G iPhone on eBay for $209, so that worked out nice. I'm considering buying the this new 32GB version but not sure if I want to fork over $499. I'll either get on the pre-order list on June 15 or wait a year for the next one.

The 3GS has just dropped to $99, so there's that also. (I guess they want to make sure all the retailers can sell out of them before the new phone hits) It's a great phone. I fucking enjoy the shit out it. Do not go with the 2G or 3G though; the 3GS is far superior.

[Mr. Mulder]

It's official. :yay:

http://www.apple.com/iphone/


http://modmyi.com/mmi/upload/4c0d2d42000db.jpg
Any idea what the cost will be in a contract for one of these compared with a 3g/3gs?
I'm looking at getting an iPhone, but can wait if the price of this won't be too outrageous.
hope this helps

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Some_Weird_Party.jpg

[Skweeky]

:lol:

[Barbarossa]

:glag:

[Hairbautt]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ToothLaugh.gif

[Skweeky]

Just heard on the news it's going to be $200; that really is quite cheap.

[Hairbautt]

Are you sure you converted correctly?

:-P

[Skweeky]

Didn't have to - they quoted it in dollars; no UK prices known yet :P

[Hairbautt]

:bleh:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Captain_Just_Go.jpg

[Barbarossa]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1276094350/FoxChildCatcher.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

lolz, that fox thinks he's people :rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

got a new jawb and can toewtally use the interwebs :01:

[Barbarossa]

Good lad :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe knows it.

[ziggyjuarez]

Welcome 2 ur blog.

[Mr. Mulder]

I thought you went to Nevada in your imagination or something else!? :o

[ziggyjuarez]

They also have the internet in NV.?Well i think? i never stood long enough.

[Mr. Mulder]

lets never fight again :hug:

[Mr. Mulder]

:mushy:

[ziggyjuarez]

Fight?... I would never fight with u. I KNow u get cranky...NAW lol so are they highering?

[ziggyjuarez]

BTW why the heck does lady gaga hav 223,828,799 views passing up the evolution of dance?

[ziggyjuarez]

/bed

[Mr. Mulder]

do ewe think its kewl to live with a couple of woofters? :ermm:

looking to move to another flatshare lyke and the best priced ones are in an area called kemp town which is pretty much where they keep all the homosecksuals ....but rent is so cheap and its a sea view :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

i guess if you just straight up told them not to touch your junk. but ewe'd also have to sleep with the lights on which would put the lecky bill up :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

the misses says there's loads of drugs and stabbings there but again, its soew cheap :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Come now mulder, surely you're not afraid of a bit of brown ring action? :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe offering? :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

got to go off site now, one of our external clients has got a virus - FROM THE INTERWEBS!!!!!! :o

[Skweeky]

ewe offering? :naughty:

Sure, let me just go and get ready

http://images.productserve.com/preview/2268/51137252.jpg
:happy:

[Barbarossa]

Dear god, pass me the mind-bleach :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

win.

[Mr. Mulder]

that blonde 16 year old off of junior apprentice is well fit! :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22982/1.gif

:lol:

[Skweeky]

Ah, I knew there was a reason for my undying love for Russell Brand

[Barbarossa]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22982/1.gif

:lol:

:glag: is that real?

[Mr. Mulder]

its on the internets isn't it!?!!!!!!

[ziggyjuarez]

Poor christina.She is not used 2 seeing stuff like that.

[100%]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/zedaxax/angi.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

that's nice of her to take the time :mushy:

[Something Else]

Speshally as she's clearly busy jetskiing. Bless her.

[Skweeky]

IS she going to flash her minge?

[Barbarossa]

Jetskiing sounds like it should have an urban dictionary definition.

...and whaddayaknow? It has:-

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jetskiing
:pinch:

[Barbarossa]

I see skweeks is a fully-paid up member of urban dictionary...

[Skweeky]

Where's that mind bleach...

That must be one of the least erotic things to do, EVER.

In fact, it sounds like it could be a mulder special.

[Barbarossa]

I think most things in urban dictionary are made up by mulder... :dry:

[Proper Bo]

Is anyone else already sick to fucking death of those cunting horn things in the crowd?

[Proper Bo]

also; 'sup interwebs.

[Skweeky]

Well, everyone is certainly showing up today - soon JP will be making an appearance

[Something Else]

Is anyone else already sick to fucking death of those cunting horn things in the crowd?


Plus a brazzilian.

[ziggyjuarez]

/ufc2009,sleep

[Skiz]

mornsup :coffee:

[Skiz]

Who's gonna win tomorrow? I'll be watching but I don't know squat about either team.

[enoughfakefiles]

Who's gonna win tomorrow? I'll be watching but I don't know squat about either team.

There was a merkin on the telly this morning who thought the USA were playing Manchester United :pinch:

[Skweeky]

Who's gonna win tomorrow? I'll be watching but I don't know squat about either team.

There was a merkin on the telly this morning who thought the USA were playing Manchester United :pinch:


Was his name George?

[ziggyjuarez]

more ufc brb

[Mr. Mulder]

/blog

watching green zone, its wai awesome :01: just been setting up vm's to test stuffs, go a team made up of server 08 wot acts as my domain controller and exchange server, got a client xp machine and a router running on centos (but i didn't make that cos i don't know how :pinch: ) Teh misses is coming over later and both my flat m8s are out which means i can bang her up against the wall without worry about noise pollution :01: +wun. and in other news, maiking kung pao chicken for dinner :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Touchdown!!1 :01:

[Proper Bo]

ffs, i've seen newcastle play better than this:mellow:

[Proper Bo]

two points pissed away, like.

[Skiz]

I don't even know this sport but the difference in talent between the US and England was staggering. US looked unorganized as feck.

[brotherdoobie]

Two touchdowns! Back to back! It's a miracle or something else!!!!!!1111



-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

Go, merkins - go!!!!111


-phished

[brotherdoobie]

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Congrats, you limey bar-stewards, you.


:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

[Proper Bo]

I don't even know this sport but the difference in talent between the US and England was staggering. US looked unorganized as feck.

england were a bit shit.

[brotherdoobie]

I don't even know this sport but the difference in talent between the US and England was staggering. US looked unorganized as feck.

england were a bit shit.


^True Story.



-doobs

[ziggyjuarez]

Bed people morrow

[100%]

Shit. I am starting to get personally involved with the tadpoles.
Need to keep a distance.

[ziggyjuarez]

Dont be afraid 2luv

[brotherdoobie]

^true story.



-doobs

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22996/38.jpg

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[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup :emo:

don't wanna be here :emo:

[nthpeter]

the comics are awful :(

[Barbarossa]

wurksup :emo:

don't wanna be here :emo:

What the fuck you've only just started :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MUM! :cry:

...srysly though, there's noone to talk to :emo:

[Skweeky]

What you talking about? What about all of us? Get a webcam going mouldy and we can keep each other company.
I need to do some ironing later on :naughty:

[Barbarossa]

Can I join in even without a webcam?

[Skweeky]

cyberironing? You're such a pervert.

[ziggyjuarez]

Reminds me when im drunk
I pay too closely to pissing in the toilet neatly
Then it turns into pissing all over when im fk'd up

[nthpeter]

Reminds me when im drunk
I pay too closely to pissing in the toilet neatly
Then it turns into pissing all over when im fk'd up

Amateur :ermm:
Pros can handle such things when theyre drunk.

[Mr. Mulder]

What you talking about? What about all of us? Get a webcam going mouldy and we can keep each other company.
I need to do some ironing later on :naughty:
you filthy bitch, i've got something hot that's gonna go right over your crease you domestic filthbag.

[Mr. Mulder]

lets all just take off our shirts and whatever happens happens.

[Skweeky]

I've already got mine half off. Do you mind if I breastfeed the baby?

[Mr. Mulder]

depends its not gonna make'em smaller is it? :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

christ im bored :emo:

everyones gone out or are in meetings so there's nothing for me to fix :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

Wednesday, half way day!11 :01:

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/No_Honey.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

[nthpeter]

This last joke was good, Mul.

[Mr. Mulder]

mornsup, bitches!1!!!!!!!11!

[Skweeky]

Wednesday, half way day!11 :01:

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/No_Honey.jpg

So are u moving into that gay flatshare?

[Barbarossa]

Hoi skweeky. I can't stop playing Kingdoms of Camelot. I hate you :dry:

[Barbarossa]

My ignore list has just grown by one :dabs:

[Skweeky]

Hoi skweeky. I can't stop playing Kingdoms of Camelot. I hate you :dry:


I have the same problem :( I have joined an alliance; Fires of Loki - you should join too, we can all be pathetic together.

Oh btw, I'm going to need your l33t photoshopping skills. One of the guys from work is leaving and we will need an gay Twilight picture with his head on it. Mkay, thanks :D

[Mr. Mulder]

wurks just bought me a 250gb ext 2.5 hdd :happy:

[Barbarossa]

Hoi skweeky. I can't stop playing Kingdoms of Camelot. I hate you :dry:


I have the same problem :( I have joined an alliance; Fires of Loki - you should join too, we can all be pathetic together.

Oh btw, I'm going to need your l33t photoshopping skills. One of the guys from work is leaving and we will need an gay Twilight picture with his head on it. Mkay, thanks :D

I'm already in Fires of Loki :happy:
See me making an arse of myself in the chat window :cool:

[Skweeky]

What a coincidence!

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up, honkies :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

mornin' :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

just had a fucking awesome lunch eating a boots meal deal on teh beach :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Why didn't that goal count for the USA?

I don't understand all that offsides stuff. :unsure:

[chalice]

Stuttering freak of a younger sibling update...

He's went and gone and done it now. He's been apprehended for armed robbery. His extended run having been curtailed a couple of weeks ago, he was reinstated into the maternal domicile with a brand new tag and brand new bail conditions. Realising his imminent incarceration, and to cut a long story short, he and some other twat yesterday morning embarked upon an ill-fated armed robbery of a cash box containing 25 Grand.

He appeared in court this morning and is now on remand charged with attempted armed Robbery, possession of a replica firearm with intent, hijacking and theft of a mobile phone. He's looking at seven years minimum.

Wot a fucking clueless spastic.

http://www.u.tv/News/Two-arrests-over-armed-robbery-attempt/ed16b1fd-0430-44a1-a81f-5c2db35eeccd

[tesco]

How was he caught if they got away (according to the article)?

[chalice]

How was he caught if they got away (according to the article)?

He was witnessed depositing something suspicious in nearby bushes, which happened to be the rep. He showed it to me the other day. It was a gas-cylinder powered automatic pistol which fired metal pellets. Pretty fucking dangerous. When the cops got him, he was in possession of the mobile phone belonging to the woman whose car he'd hijacked about an hour before the wank robbery. Pretty cut and dry, like.

[Skweeky]

Yer poor mam :no:

[chalice]

Yer poor mam :no:

My mum is loving it. He's out of her hair to the max. She got a proper night's sleep last night for the first in ages.

Good fucking riddance to stuttering rubbish.

[Skiz]

Chalice, this is a younger brother, right? How old is he?

[Mr. Mulder]

wait wut? your bruvas in the news or something else? :huh:

[chalice]

Chalice, this is a younger brother, right? How old is he?

24, the dick.

[Skweeky]

But you're like 59,aren't you? How did that happen? :o

[chalice]

I'm 36, you animal.

Different dads. Mine died, his is a cunt. Simple really.

[chalice]

I miss JP and Benjamin and manker and Bo and Bo's missus and Lobstress and even Allen and other cunts wot aren't here now.

I really do. :sad:

[enoughfakefiles]

Where did they all go though:dabs:

[chalice]

I harshed them off, mate. It was all down to moi.

Do I regret it? Yes. Yes, I do.

[chalice]

And Snny.

[Proper Bo]

I harshed them off, mate. It was all down to moi.

Do I regret it? Yes. Yes, I do.

You couldn't harsh me off the interweb even if ewe were the harshest harshist in the world or something else. :snooty:

[chalice]

I harshed them off, mate. It was all down to moi.

Do I regret it? Yes. Yes, I do.

You couldn't harsh me off the interweb even if ewe were the harshest harshist in the world or something else. :snooty:

Aw. I wouldn't even want to, you big northern cuddly cunt, you.

[Proper Bo]

I'm not northern anymore, I was back up there this week and felt that thing that's like hot but the opposite:unsure:

[chalice]

I'm not northern anymore, I was back up there this week and felt that thing that's like hot but the opposite:unsure:

Yeah, I have trouble with that big shiny thing in the sky too.

How is being a screw going? Read back a page or two. My wee brother has fallen under your institutional machinations once again.

Spit right in his stuttering face if you see him.

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, I already read what ewe posted about him. Seems like a mong, like.

[chalice]

Yeah, I already read what ewe posted about him. Seems like a mong, like.

That's wot I likes about you.

You're an excellent judge of character.

And a cunt.

[Proper Bo]

yeah, i'm pretty orsum.

[Skweeky]

I'm 36, you animal.

Different dads. Mine died, his is a cunt. Simple really.

Ah I see, 't is the same in my family. Except I'm the youngest and I'm not a mong. :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

ohhaisup, morans :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

mary queen of shops >*

[thebazzla]

mary queen of shops >*are you a fan of hers mr m. i must admit i do like watching her :)

[Mr. Mulder]

did you know she's a real life lezza? she's got a fake wife and everything :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/99_Problems953.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

some random bloke just walked into our server room and closed the door behind him :blink:

i went in there and said hoi! you! what are ewe doing!?? he said he's here to fix the air condishunings and he had a shirt on saying air condishunings and a bag full of tools used to fix air condishunings ...there's something fishy going on here, i think he is wai a spy :shifty:

[Barbarossa]

HE'S STEALING YOUR UPLOAD COADZ :fear:

You need to apprehend him immediately,and inform your local law enforcement authorities. :yes:

[Mr. Mulder]

omg that's the guy!!! :o

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/23100/1.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

ahoisup, world wide web :smilie4:

cannot wait for the engerland tennis match or whatever to start later, everyone here's got the option to leave at half 2 and make up the hours which means come half 2 they'll be no one here to brake anything!1 :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/babyrugby.gif

:glag: !1

[Mr. Mulder]

http://senorgif.com/

there is so much glag on this site!1 :o

[Barbarossa]

Hehehe

[Mr. Mulder]

he x3 + wun = win. fact.

[ziggyjuarez]

High fst!!!

[Barbarossa]

Hahaha this is awesome!

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/spocktap.gif

[Skweeky]

Does that mean you will be mostly watching porn from 2.30 onwards mouldy?

[Barbarossa]

Tonight Jeremy, I shall mostly be cheering for Ghana :dabs:

[Skiz]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/99_Problems953.jpg

:glag:

[diceman89]

I would like some internet.

[enoughfakefiles]

You have to fill the form in on the from page.

[Proper Bo]

Hoi mouldy
Futurama S06E01 DVDSCR XviD-MSPAiNT
Futurama S06E02 DVDSCR XviD-MSPAiNT

that is all.