Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

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yeah!!!!! wut!!

[swizZ8]

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[Mr. Mulder]

Got a three and a half day weekend, bitches! finnishing work at 12, meeting my homies down the pub, gonna get twat faced tonight then get on a 5am train tomorrow to go up north to see the family :01:

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[Mr. Mulder]

the new google image layout licks balls. true story.

[Skweeky]

I've got nose syphilis it seems

[Barbarossa]

Where have you been sticking your nose? :unsure:

In other news, last day at this office :emo:

[tesco]

the new google image layout licks balls. true story.
+won

The main image page is alright, where you can view a million at once without new page loads, but once you click the image to go to the site it's all shit.

[enoughfakefiles]

I prefer the original layout. The new one looks like magazine clippings :dry:

[JPaul]

Yes but you are wrong.

The new one is much better to the macs.

[Skweeky]

http://www.barkers-northallerton.co.uk/menswear-6/coats-41/sonneti-black-honour-woolen-mens-coat-4009-2651_medium.jpg

[Proper Bo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0YoV8uj5FA

That is all.

[Skiz]

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yeah!!!!! wut!!

I don't get that won. :no:

[grub]

I have a good feeling about this post...

[Skweeky]

fuck sake mods; delete that worm's posts please

[JPaul]

Which one's

[grub]

fuck sake mods; delete that worm's posts please
Isn't the topic "Last one to post wins the internets"?

[tesco]

fuck sake mods; delete that worm's posts please
Isn't the topic "Last one to post wins the internets"?
The thread has been going for 5 years now.

[swizZ8]

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[c0ld]

The thread has been going for 5 years now.That's tragic. :(

[Skweeky]

fuck sake mods; delete that worm's posts please
Isn't the topic "Last one to post wins the internets"?

I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to the worm that keeps posting useless threads.

[c0ld]

I was referring to the worm that keeps posting useless threads.
You are being deliberately vague. Most threads here are useless.

[certus]

i want to win the internet ;)

[enoughfakefiles]

You just need to be last to post.

[Skweeky]

Is ExtraTorrent reliable? I've never heard of them...

[thebazzla]

Is ExtraTorrent reliable? I've never heard of them...i have used it a couple of times Skweeky and not a big fan of it to be honest the torrents are a mixture of a lot of public trackers and it has an annoying pop up on there .....

[Skweeky]

hmmm. what about Torrentday?

[thebazzla]

plus you get 3gb upload to start you off....

[Skweeky]

naw- I don't dl that much. I mostly use btjunkie

[thebazzla]

now thats not a bad tracker. are you not in many private trackers.......

[thebazzla]

naw- I don't dl that much. I mostly use btjunkiei seem to recall that if i couldn't find what i wanted it was always on btjunkie .although i think that you have to register on there now to get access to torrents..

[Skweeky]

Not that I'm aware of mate :)

[thebazzla]

Not that I'm aware of mate :)well its been along time since i used that site:)

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai 'girlfriends :kiss:

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[TopKill]

I can has 20 money?

[Mr. Mulder]

got no real wurk to be cracking on with so i r studying for my active directory exam, 17 hours of cbt videos :dabs:

[Skiz]

:O


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xbY0hBWlfw

[Skweeky]

got no real wurk to be cracking on with so i r studying for my active directory exam, 17 hours of cbt videos :dabs:


that sounds like win.

I have been told that I already have 2,5 days of product and system training waiting for me when I go back. And I still have got 5 months left!

[swizZ8]

I doubt the landing was pleasant at all. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

got no real wurk to be cracking on with so i r studying for my active directory exam, 17 hours of cbt videos :dabs:


that sounds like win.

I have been told that I already have 2,5 days of product and system training waiting for me when I go back. And I still have got 5 months left!

plus there's all the dishes to do on top of that! :o


lolz... :shifty:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[swizZ8]

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[Snee]

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yeah!!!!! wut!!

I don't get that won. :no:

I thought it was that Kanye West-song, but I dunno.

[Skiz]

Ah, maybe so. I don't listen to that feller.

[Snee]

Yeah, I had to look it up to be sure.

It's the one that goes something, something Golddigger.

And then the guy who can't sing says he gets money someone when he's in need.

[JPaul]

I remember when pages used to be longer on here.

True story.

[Something Else]

I went to a concert a couple of weeks ago. Some fella called nas (Pronounced naus) :blink: and Bob Marley's son, Damian.

It was very silly, and not very musical. Plenty of shouting tho' :01:

http://www.imgftw.net/img/941192665.gif

[JPaul]

One has to hope you were high as a kite at the time.

That really was a waste of word wasn't it.

So was that

And that

I think I've made my point.

[Something Else]

How did you know I was up on the balcony level. :O

[JPaul]

You're not a stalls / standing area kind of dude.

You used to be but you just can't be arsed any more. A comfortable seat and a decent view is now more the order of the day.

[Something Else]

Hoi. I wouldn't even go to such a plaice normally. A friend's missus bought him 2 tickets for his birthday so they could go together. Somehow she was on holiday when the time came, so I tagged along with my friend.
I just felt like getting out of the house.

[JPaul]

She bought two tickets, for them both to go. Then surprise surprise it turned out she was on holiday and he wasn't.

A likely tale, you've been conned, mate. Conned to the macs.

You should get out more ........ oh wait.

[Something Else]

I watched the League of Ireland vs Man United puntsphere match (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8887116.stm) just now. That little Mexican fella looks pretty good.

[Something Else]

Hoi. I wouldn't even go to such a plaice normally. A friend's missus bought him 2 tickets for his birthday so they could go together. Somehow she was on holiday when the time came, so I tagged along with my friend.
I just felt like getting out of the house.


:lol:

I did feel that free was much too expensive. :mellow:

[JPaul]

You've just quoted yourself and larfed at it.

Maybe you do need to get out more!.

I was at the Celtic v braga game ce soir, with number 3 son. We had a quality time, even though we got knocked out of the CL.

The fans were great, with the singing and the cheering.

[Something Else]

:pinch:

Can't be arsed to edit it now.

I was going to say something about the UEFA Cup being more realistic, but I remembered it's not called that anymore, and you're not going to win whatever it is called realistically.

[JPaul]

I would be happy if we fucking qualified for it to be honest. It really is our level just now. Likely to be so for quite some time.

I think all but the most deluded of Celtic supporters knows that.

It's my third son btw, the most deluded of Celtic supporters.

[Something Else]

:lol:

Bless him.

At least the club seems to be at the beginning of something good, rather than the end. Plenty to look forward to, and his optimism will help.

My newest OCD is messing around with my windows install. I can never quite finish, or get it quite right. It's perfect. :smilie4:

[Something Else]

The sum of today's efforts:

http://www.imgftw.net/img/232971393.jpg

[JPaul]

What Windows is that, it's like a window on a window, with the background window having no point.

[Something Else]

I can hit Ctrl+Windows button to rotate the cube. That way i can have things open full screen, without any minimising nonsense. They have different backgrounds to help differentiate.

Desk Cube is the app. The dock at the bottom is XWindowsDock. Each of those icons opens in to a stack of shortcuts, grouped by type, like.

[Something Else]

It only zooms out like that whilst rotating.

[JPaul]

I can hit Ctrl+Windows button to rotate the cube. That way i can have things open full screen, without any minimising nonsense. They have different backgrounds to help differentiate.

Desk Cube is the app. The dock at the bottom is XWindowsDock. Each of those icons opens in to a stack of shortcuts, grouped by type, like.

I thought it would be something like that. :blink:

[Something Else]

Like I was saying, it's the perfect O.C.D. :snooty:

[JPaul]

Indeed.

Don't you find this wee bit annoying though.

http://a.imagehost.org/0868/annoying.jpg

Nothing important like, just saying.

[Something Else]

I've erased it all and started again. :angry:

[JPaul]

:lol:

Oh right, you're not joking are you.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[umnggtb34]

:p

[swizZ8]

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[JPaul]

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/aspireweb2pt0/JDrdURHgO2wBB9lBeXpMJy170V7ztFBgKfX0SHtjpf0mudOGLUnXV3cnFaPc/Animated_Fractal_cc_SantaRosa_.gif

[Skiz]

http://i35.tinypic.com/fxb7li.jpg

[Snee]

The sum of today's efforts:

http://www.imgftw.net/img/232971393.jpg

What the fuck is going on with that*


*Meant in a good way, totally.

[Snee]

So I ordered a bike from some foreign country, and even though I selected it to show stuff in english on the site, the notifications they keep sending me on order changes are all in some weird mexican accent.

It's all like Hallo,

deine BIKER-BOARDER Sendung ist auf dem Weg zu dir. Mit der unten stehenden Tracking-Nummer kannst du das Paket verfolgen.

Viel Spass damit und viele Grüße

Stupid mexicans.

[JPaul]

I thought you spoke every language in the World, ever.

[Snee]

Not really. I only speak lyke two rly well.

And then I can understand a few others fairly well.

And then I can read a couple of others, but can't rly follow the spoken version, unless they speak slowly, like.

And then I know specific bits from a couple of others more.

But this is all beside the point, which is that mexicans suck.



The bike is rly kewl though, I hope it arrives soon.

I'm obsessed with cycling these days. True story.



I should prolly note that I know what that quote says, but I wasn't sure of that one word at the end, it was well annoying. I've got my own brand of OCD, you know.

[Snee]

It's got 27 gears. I've never had 27 gears before.

And it's also green.

[Snee]

Neato. I've made several posts on the internets and I'm still not feeling the urge to fuck off and go outside.

Feels like old times.

[Snee]

It must be the amazing conversation wot makes me hang around.

[JPaul]

:lol:

27 gears, why would you need that many. You would be going at a brazillion miles an hour or something else.

[Snee]

Tbh, I expect I'd be fine with five or so on the road. My road bike has twelve, and I'm usually not doing much with the front derailleur. Most it's as high a gear as I can manage, going as fast as I'm able, once I'm on the open road.

With really steep hills, uneven ground and whatnot it's sometimes nice being able to pick just the right resistance, though. But generally, 21 gears is more than enough even for that. It's just the novelty of having 27 that's exciting.


I've also noticed that the fitter I get, the less lower gears get used. On my way to work it's mostly the 21st (on my current, much dodgier mtb) all the way. I only shift down by traffic light sometimes, and that's cos it's easier to accelerate if I start lower.


They don't go higher and higher, ratio-wise, either. You just get more nuances.

[Skweeky]

:lol:

[JPaul]

Tbh, I expect I'd be fine with five or so on the road. My road bike has twelve, and I'm usually not doing much with the front derailleur. Most it's as high a gear as I can manage, going as fast as I'm able, once I'm on the open road.

With really steep hills, uneven ground and whatnot it's sometimes nice being able to pick just the right resistance, though. But generally, 21 gears is more than enough even for that. It's just the novelty of having 27 that's exciting.


I've also noticed that the fitter I get, the less lower gears get used. On my way to work it's mostly the 21st (on my current, much dodgier mtb) all the way. I only shift down by traffic light sometimes, and that's cos it's easier to accelerate if I start lower.


They don't go higher and higher, ratio-wise, either. You just get more nuances.

Nuances of gear change, mad talk. More gears should mean faster speeds.

Ultimately your legs should be going round at about 1 revolution per minute, with the bike going at 250 miles an hour. Anything else is pointless.

[Snee]

:idunno:

I just really like the fancy clicking better gears make.


Not that the way my dodgier bike makes these loud banging noises when I shift doesn't have its charms. I like shifting when I'm really closely behind someone who looks really wobbly.



I've got another bike out on the countryside as well, that one has 24 gears, but I've not tried it yet. It's in pieces. I'm gonna paint it and stuff.

[JPaul]

You'd think a bloke with your level of OCD would be going mental about a bike lying about in pieces, all rusting away.

[Snee]

It's not rusting away. I put the frame in a car port, under a bunch of stuff, lyke a barrel, and a trailer and stuff. Just in case someone goes in and tries to steal something.

The gears and that I put in a bag, which I put in a garage at t'parents', and the wheels I hid in another place in the same garage.

It's safe :yes:

[Snee]

I'm a bit worried about the bike wot's in the post though :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

started wurk half seven sup, moving our accounts dept upstairs, got to do the interwebs stuffs for it... :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

it is time to lunch this shit up, DAWGS!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

jesus fucking cunt shit piss on my tits!!!!!!!

[Mr. Mulder]

Shit on my balls!

[Barbarossa]

Damn. Suddenly all the interesting people came back, and I can't join in :emo:

[Snee]

Yes. I'm sort of back.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R2B8-rhhx3M/Sk9aDFrCGNI/AAAAAAAAANA/ggx-x4Qu_0c/s1600-h/03+-+wca044-23.jpg

[Snee]

Right, now I'ma take my road bike for a 20-something mile ride out on the countryside, where I'll chillax until sunday evening, probably.

I'll see you nurds later.

[Skiz]

:wave:

[JPaul]

Damn. Suddenly all the interesting people came back, and I can't join in :emo:

Why, is your internets broke.

[JPaul]

jesus fucking cunt shit piss on my tits!!!!!!!

He hinted.

[JPaul]

Right, now I'ma take my road bike for a 20-something mile ride out on the countryside, where I'll chillax until sunday evening, probably.

I'll see you nurds later.

Later, hope your new 57 gear bike is OK in the post.

[chalice]

Afternoon.

I'm feeling a bit furtive c'est soir. I'm all alone in this cavernous three up two down, the missus and the progeny having ruck-sacked off to Wicklow in a getting back to pseudo-nature affair I comprehensively refused to have any part of.

Strategist that I am, the beef curry and fried rice has been neatly medicine-boxed for later's inevitable emergency. I am imbibing the vino rouge, getting wopped on the finest of ganja, playing xbox, listening to musics at volume,, posting wank on the internets, leaving the toilet seat up, and masturbating furiously in my own feces.

In that order.

[JPaul]

I'm watching the Norwich v Watford game.

It seems very unfulfilling now.

Is unfulfilling even a word.

[chalice]

It is now.

[JPaul]

Good point.

You could also play a quick game of "find the cross thread reference". It shouldn't take long.

[chalice]

Good point.

You could also play a quick game of "find the cross thread reference". It shouldn't take long.

I did. And it didn't.

[JPaul]

Knew it wouldn't.

Even with all the other multi-tasking you are clearly doing.

[chalice]

I even squeezed in time enough for me to be disappointed at my double comma, for shame.

[JPaul]

It's your mis-spelling of shite which got me the most. I thought it best to make allowances for it because you were so busy.

[chalice]

Also, I'm taking time outta my busy schedule to talk to you, Seamus. You're a rarity.

You're like one a them quarks or something. Used to be, one coulda predicted you.

Now you can get a Nobel Prize for even detecting your after-burn on internets scanners*

*I refer you to my earlier 'getting wopped' manifesto.

[JPaul]

I have been busy wandering the internet in my guise as a warrior poet.

Places to see people to do, that sort of thing.

I have also popped in here occasionally to see what was happening. Which if I'm honest was a bit depressing at times. Not yourself or the other proper people obviously. You are as ever a delight. Just some of the up their own arse, shit for brains, fucktards. (If you are reading this and thinking "is he referring to me" then yes, yes I am.

Anyway let's think about tomorrow and not yesterday.

I just had the most amazing deja vu, which is particularly ironic in this post.

I think I typed that the last time as well.

[chalice]

I have been busy wandering the internet in my guise as a warrior poet.

Places to see people to do, that sort of thing.

I have also popped in here occasionally to see what was happening. Which if I'm honest was a bit depressing at times. Not yourself or the other proper people obviously. You are as ever a delight. Just some of the up their own arse, shit for brains, fucktards. (If you are reading this and thinking "is he referring to me" then yes, yes I am.

Anyway let's think about tomorrow and not yesterday.

I just had the most amazing deja vu, which is particularly ironic in this post.

I think I typed that the last time as well.

Must be nice to be a maverick soothsaying ninja wordsmith to the max.

Still, people have feelings too.

[JPaul]

If there's a "maverick soothsaying ninja wordsmith to the max." here then it's you my friend.

I've heard this talk of "feelings" I simply don't believe it. It's all very well people talking about them but there is no evidence that they actually exist.

[Skiz]

Headed to Chicago tomorrow. Gonna take in some Lollapalooza. Got tix to see Phoenix at The House of Blues as well. Cubs game on Monday. :smilie4:

[JPaul]

It's just like a lot of noise sometimes.

[chalice]

I can't be sure, but I think he was calling you a cunt, mate.

[JPaul]

That's what I thought as well.

It's just so difficult to tell when people are talking through a mouthful of grits.

[c0ld]

*toasting in epic bread*

[Skiz]

mmmmmm... grits... :drool:

[Skiz]

waitingattheairportterminalsup :emo:

[KFWQ]

No one can every win the internet. It's impossible.

[swizZ8]

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[RasToRizE]

i win the internetzzzzz!!!!!!!!

[exw]

i win the internetzzzzz!!!!!!!!

not today

[Something Else]

Sorry, I think the thread spazzed out for a bit there. I'll try retuning it.

What do you think of the new Sherlock Holmes series, with hinklebert cumblesnatch playing the lead. He's a bit odd, it's a bit silly, but mrs.something else and I have been enjoying it so far.

[Mr. Mulder]

sup cunts!!

had a fucking win weekend, went to see my m8 fight his first amature mma fight and won! there were porn stars, a drunken car chase and booze!


result.

/back to my desk now :emo:

[RasToRizE]

I just won ze internetz! again..

[thebazzla]

Sorry, I think the thread spazzed out for a bit there. I'll try retuning it.

What do you think of the new Sherlock Holmes series, with hinklebert cumblesnatch playing the lead. He's a bit odd, it's a bit silly, but mrs.something else and I have been enjoying it so far.only seen bits of it and to be brutally frank its not my cup of tea..

[jenna85]

3..2..1.. close the thread after me pls! :-D

[Snee]

Right, now I'ma take my road bike for a 20-something mile ride out on the countryside, where I'll chillax until sunday evening, probably.

I'll see you nurds later.

Later, hope your new 57 gear bike is OK in the post.

It arrived today. Just unpacked it and put the front wheel and seatpost in place, and whatnot. Other than a couple of scratches on one of the crank arms, it's mint.

Now I don't dare take it outside though, cos I don't trust the lock I bought for it after doing some reasearch.

Nearly related (http://www.denverpost.com/election2010/ci_15673894). Things like that make America great.

[JPaul]

Sorry, I think the thread spazzed out for a bit there. I'll try retuning it.

What do you think of the new Sherlock Holmes series, with hinklebert cumblesnatch playing the lead. He's a bit odd, it's a bit silly, but mrs.something else and I have been enjoying it so far.

I have enjoyed it very much. I assume that there will be more made.

[JPaul]

Later, hope your new 57 gear bike is OK in the post.

It arrived today. Just unpacked it and put the front wheel and seatpost in place, and whatnot. Other than a couple of scratches on one of the crank arms, it's mint.

Now I don't dare take it outside though, cos I don't trust the lock I bought for it after doing some reasearch.

Nearly related (http://www.denverpost.com/election2010/ci_15673894). Things like that make America great.

You have to have it locked when you take it outside, what's the point of that, it's just mental.

[Mr. Mulder]

up early to get an even steven sup :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

just been told im getting a sweet bonus this month!1 enough to pay off my credit card and cut it up for good! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[Mr. Mulder]

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!1 :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

come on you cunts entertain me ffs!!!!1!1!

[thebazzla]

come on you cunts entertain me ffs!!!!1!1!isnt that the job of your work mates? and you are getting a bonus:w00t:

[thebazzla]

+ where are you getting all those gifs from

[Barbarossa]

Damn. Suddenly all the interesting people came back, and I can't join in :emo:

Why, is your internets broke.

The owners of my company in their infinite wisdom have moved our office to Londinium, and are monitoring internet access. The only days I can internetz are tuesdays and fridays when I work from home.

Also, they have generated loads of extra work which is nice, but they haven't employed any extra people which isn't nice, so I'm finding myself constantly busy at the moment, which is quite a shock to the system.

So there. :(

[JPaul]

You are busy doing work and they are limiting your access to the internets you are telling us. Has the World run mad.

That's just not right, you have ... rights.

[Biggles]

Hey Mulder - mighty news on the bonus front. Are you keeping it secret from colleagues or are you wallowing in the envy and hate? :yup:


Barbie - welcome to the club. My work actually blocks work sites as well as everything else*. I've had words with IT but they assure me it nutjobs off site :ermm:

*I'm assuming everything else is blocked. The rest of the office could be sitting posting their cawks on Facebook while I sit fuming over a blocked ONS site :dabs:

[JPaul]

Les, Les Les.

You are a lad who bought the free downloads if memory serves.

Les Paul documentary on BBC Radio 2 just now. Fact.

[Biggles]

Les, Les Les.

You are a lad who bought the free downloads if memory serves.

Les Paul documentary on BBC Radio 2 just now. Fact.

I treasure them - you do if you pay for them.

Les Paul FTW. Never liked the Gibson SG - too flat.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hey Mulder - mighty news on the bonus front. Are you keeping it secret from colleagues or are you wallowing in the envy and hate? :yup:

its a secret, don't tell anyone! i've only told the interwebs :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

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Bwahahaha!

[butterflyseo]

This is my first post, am i the last post :)

[Mr. Mulder]

Mornsup, d00dz :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

Morning.

[ciapel]

First post for me... And hope it willl be the last here :!!!!

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

stfu rookie

[Mr. Mulder]

Friday motherfuckers!!! But got 0 plans for this weekend :dabs:

[ziggyjuarez]

Just stole the laptop back :sly:

[megabyteme]

Just stole the laptop back :sly:

Was that from the 12 yo you were dating? Bet she cried when you took it, huh?

Sorry. I feel bad already...but not bad enough to delete. :evil:

[Mr. Mulder]

you shouldn't touch 12 year olds their mums get real mad :no:

[megabyteme]

Apparently, this mom's "cool" with it. Oregon. :idunno:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

love is a complicated thing ...when its illegal ....with children ...and it's illegal

[Barbarossa]

that's pretty deep, man.

Unlike Ziggy's girlfriend, like.

Ugh, I just made myself feel nauseous :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

that's what she said :(


derp.

[ziggyjuarez]

What happened to that thread.Was looking for it but it looks like it was deleted.I just glanced at skeekys posts because i dint have time but now i cant read it :(

[ziggyjuarez]

This other 19 year old girl keeps looking for my jock.

[megabyteme]

Yeah, it's gone. Happened around the time of the site change...

If I remember correctly, Skweeky said something like [Tap that tight young ass; spank it, ride it hard!!!]- or something not even close to that. :idunno:

And I was warning you about potential felonies and sex offender lists that will stick to you for the rest of your life...

[ziggyjuarez]

O.Well cant get in trouble if i dont do anything:dabs:
Good looking out skeeky.:)

[megabyteme]

What's wrong with the 19 yo? That's legal. Seems to be a much better option. Suit up and ride.

AND...you can take her out in public.

Let the other one finish Junior High, and grow up.

[ziggyjuarez]

I really dont like her.She was my first kiss and so on but shes really stupid.I dint like to talk to her when she was my girlfriend and now shes not i dont talk to her.Shes also very slutty.I know it cool and awsome to have a slutty girlfriend to most dudes but i dont.I cant be with some one who is slutty.

[megabyteme]

Then wait and find a third, yet viable option. As it is, you are looking at serious trouble if the young one even suggests you did something inappropriate.

Picture yourself going to a job interview...

Potential employer: So, I see you are a registered sex offender. Care to give us some details.

You: Well, I was 20, and she was 14. We were in "love" at the time.

No Longer Potential Employer: Thanks for coming in. :yikes:


The same will happen every time you apply for an apartment/house rental. Many areas would not allow you within several hundred feet of public places. You would not be able to move out of the city you are in. Yet, you may not be allowed in the city you are in. Understand the severity yet?

Don't even play with this. Honestly, you have NO business hanging out with a minor who is sooo much younger than you.

[ziggyjuarez]

I wont get in trouble because i wont do anything with her.I only got four years and i can wait.I dont even want to tap it.i got my right hand for that.

[megabyteme]

There's temptation AND risk that the two of you won't always get along so well. Young chicks can be manipulative/vengeful. You seem like a very nice guy. Don't risk so much for so little, bud.

[Mr. Mulder]

well whatever you do be sure to let us watch.

[Proper Bo]

one of ewe cunts find me a download link for the captain hotknives album "squidgy black" or do something else.

[dsa16]

sup

[Mr. Mulder]

on the subject of unrelated, what are ewe cawks using to maik DVD's these days? I've got a big phat .avi i need to .vobatize!1 :01:

[c0ld]

DVD-RW drive.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha! :mellow:

[ziggyjuarez]

DVds are hard to make :(

[megabyteme]

I roll mine by hand. Sure, it takes longer, but in the end, you've got something unique; something that says, "I won't fit in just any old DVD player."

[Mr. Mulder]

using Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter, no fanks to ewe guise :snooty:

back from teh gym where there wasnt one fit girl to perv over, all tubby housewives :emo:

[Something Else]

using Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter, no fanks to ewe guise :snooty:

back from teh gym where there wasnt one fit girl to perv over, all tubby housewives :emo:

ConverX to DVD > Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter . It's on that freshwap site. Innit.

Fatburds > .

[Something Else]

one of ewe cunts find me a download link for the captain hotknives album "squidgy black" or do something else.

I googled 'captain hotknives squidgy black download' and your post is the top result. The rest are irrelevant. Fact.

[Mr. Mulder]

using Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter, no fanks to ewe guise :snooty:

back from teh gym where there wasnt one fit girl to perv over, all tubby housewives :emo:

ConverX to DVD > Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter . It's on that freshwap site. Innit.

Fatburds > .


i r doing what you said and downloading convertx now and soon after i will go out in search of fat burds ...though i don't think im going to be able to explain this to the misses :unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

I see, We can see, "Top poster of the month" now.

[megabyteme]

The results seem rigged. I demand blood in the streets!

[Mr. Mulder]

convertx worked to the macs, only took lyke an hour to make hot tub thyme machine into a dvd on my shitty single core laptop :01:

[tesco]

convertx worked to the macs, only took lyke an hour to make hot tub thyme machine into a dvd on my shitty single core laptop :01:
I remember a few years ago it used to take 8 hours to convert my avi's to dvd.

[Skiz]

backfromvacationsup :cry:

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIV8jHnfwP8

[Snee]

ConverX to DVD > Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter . It's on that freshwap site. Innit.

Fatburds > .

Planets > whales > elephants > fatburds. ffs.

[Something Else]

ConverX to DVD > Xilisoft AVI to DVD Converter . It's on that freshwap site. Innit.

Fatburds > .

Planets > whales > elephants > fatburds. ffs.

I'm willing to settle for that. I've had my fill of the latter, and the rest sound new and exciting. :smilie4:


convertx worked to the macs, only took lyke an hour to make hot tub thyme machine into a dvd on my shitty single core laptop :01:

Win-doze.

[Something Else]

backfromvacationsup :cry:


What in the name of holy vaginas do you mean. :unsure:

[Skiz]

Mesmerizing (http://today.deviantart.com/dds/?day=2010-08-12#/d1exofj)

[Something Else]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/134/1/a/Dragon_VII_by_NegativeFeedback.swf /fixed NegativeFeedback :emo:

[ziggyjuarez]

Filtered internet does not allow art.

[Mr. Mulder]

gottowurkfor7sup :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

47251

cats on the interwebz, whatever next :rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/aug/15/internet-brain-neuroscience-debate

i have just read all of this, it would appear that i have been made stoopider! :o Thanks a lot interwebs, i thought you were kewl and we woz m8s! :snooty:

[Something Else]

The 'Guardian' bit of the URL was the giveaway. :ghey:

[Snee]

Mesmerizing (http://today.deviantart.com/dds/?day=2010-08-12#/d1exofj)

http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/flash/cntower_timelapse.swf

[Snee]

I'd been wondering about that since lunch. (http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071213040704AAtaapq) Thank you internets.

Now, does anyone know any Stalins?

[Skiz]

cats on the interwebz, whatever next :rolleyes:

Talking cats! :O





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc79iJnwvJ4

[Mr. Mulder]

wat! :o

[brotherdoobie]

Hello. My name is Paul. You guys r funny. I might eat my salad here. Every. Day.


Cheers.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'd eat your salad any day :o

:ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

47336

[megabyteme]

A bunch of gawdam vegitarians around here. Carnivorez rule! :01:


You wouldn't see this guy tossin' no salad... :no:

http://schools-wikipedia.org/2006/images/85/8505.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

Im dA l4st p0st4, w#3r3 mY pr1z3 cuZZZZz?????!!!!!

[Stinson]

This post is gonna be Legen.....wait for it...I hope you don't have a lactose intolerance cuz the next word is going to be...

[Snee]

...idiot

[Mr. Mulder]

milk?

[Something Else]

Party thyme.

http://www.imgftw.net/img/541098331.jpg

[Something Else]

/fixed

http://www.imgftw.net/img/462616809.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

i wouldn't mind opening her iron curtains lololololololololololololololololol :mellow:

derp.

[Something Else]

Frank Le Beouf (Curtains).

[Mr. Mulder]

i wouldn't beoufing her ...le frank....or something else... :unsure:

[Something Else]

:lol:

Yes you would. Admit it.

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd beouf them so hard!! beouf them right to the moon IN SPACE!!!!!1 :01:

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7dUlRUJIM

Ron Burgundy Audition.

[Mr. Mulder]

/sexwee.

[Snee]

Protip: If you evar order from a place called http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/ be ever so wary of things going wrong.

Good prices, but the packing is horribad. We had one parcel delivered where boxes inside had come open and parts had gone out a hole in the side of the parcel.

And then a whole bike frame and fork went missing.

And then they told us they'd found it, weeks later. So they sent it (again?).

And now it's turned up with someone else down south. Some seriously confused guy called my brother and asked if he'd ordered bike parts from there. Turns out they'd put that guy's address on too (along with my brother's), but he wasn't expecting a frame.

Then that guy goes and calls them (effing hero, that man) and they tell him they've already sent my brother a replacement and to send it back to them, only that IS the replacement, according to the tracking numbers my brother got off them

So now this random bystander type wot just happened to get the parcel, then, goes another round with their customer support. I wonder what's next.


My guess is they'll insist it's the replacement, but the guy will send it to my brother anyways, and when it arrives, it'll be missing the fork.

[Snee]

They won't spring for the postage, so rather than travelling 100 miles, tops, the frame gets to go back to northern ireland, and then presumably get sent off to sweden again.

Douchebags.

I'd laugh, but I recommended the place.

[brotherdoobie]

I'd eat your salad any day :o

:ghey:

You still know how to make me blush, sir, and after all of these years, too.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

I've cut way back on my drinking, mostly. However, I decided to have a nip or two today.

My first nip was at 9:00 am.

I'm a bit dizzy, atm.

Cheers.

[megabyteme]

Iron curtains and all look like they would have been nice in 1964. That was a few years ago, if my maths are correct, I imagine she's got some rust, and those curtains are certainly due for some oilin'. Also, she looks like the other Russians in the pic above...

Ah, wot the hell, a classic Porsche will still get you to your destination, right?

[brotherdoobie]

fuz sox

[brotherdoobie]

my moth. yro.

[brotherdoobie]

my mouth feels kile fuxxxy sox

[megabyteme]

Are you missing any sox, bd? Never hurts to take a quick look...

[brotherdoobie]

h.

[Mr. Mulder]

Have had to start wurk at seven this morning to reinstall windows eleven and all a load of apps on one of our stoopid developers machines. will i get paid for it? no. can i go home early? no. :emo:

and ive just done a server reboot for an external company, before anyone gets in their ofice lyke and its not coming back on, think im gonna have to go round there lyke. :emo:

47651

[brotherdoobie]

My head...

[ziggyjuarez]

Emo alpaca haha

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMsdRdgZ16k&

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PpYasA94sU

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsCQ1PIGcm0

[Speedo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBA_lxUiwSg&fmt=18

[Skiz]

:glag:


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/597c2147-a9b9-49f0-adc3-6fb28e48b82b.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol: derp!

[Mr. Mulder]

'Sup, essays :smilie4:

[Speedo]

Hi Darling. How are you?

[ziggyjuarez]

Sup vato.:sanchez:

[ziggyjuarez]

Things i did today:
1.I just burnt District 9 to a dvd and the aliens dont even have subtitles.:dry:
2.Went talking on the bike trail.Good thing i live close.:mellow:
3.Talked to "her" mother.
4.Played sorry

[chalice]

Things i did today:
1.I just burnt District 9 to a dvd and the aliens dont even have subtitles.:dry:
2.Went talking on the bike trail.Good thing i live close.:mellow:
3.Talked to "her" mother.
4.Played sorry

Things to do tomorrow...

Kill yourself in case you become a peadophile.

[chalice]

Seriously though, her mum is a fucking deviant. She's clearly taking advantage of your weak-willed trailer trash mentality.

Though, I'm sure she's taken into consideration the fact that you're a fucking glue-sniffer, like.

Ziggs, grow up, kid.

[Something Else]

Reminds me of that fillum called Gummo. Someone has to shoot all those stray cats I suppose.

[Mr. Mulder]

reminds me of that film Leon, the uncunt version where Leon fucks Mathilda.

[chalice]

Yeah, well, the silly wee cunt shouldn't tell people that some mental crack-bint is lining her pre-pubescent daughter up for him to diddle, innit.

[megabyteme]

So, is this "mother" trying to blackmail ziggy, or just get him black-male'd for the next 20 years? :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

Boab?

[sampson]

test

[brotherdoobie]

Skizo?

[Skiz]

:shuriken:

[brotherdoobie]

Sampson was a asshole, btw.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

:whistling

[brotherdoobie]

It's a beautiful, rainy day. I'm in a wonderful mood, and thanks for that, whomever?

Word.


Peace, brotherdoobie