Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

Ahoisup, morans :smilie4:

got fuck all to do tonight, none of my mates are out, they're all broke. the misses has gone out on a dress as a whore night and i can't go cos im not a female whore. :emo:

the first bourne films on at 10 though, perhaps in my pants with a beer :yup:

[chalice]

Steal the fuck outta Salt. It's Jason Bourne with bazonkas. Only shite. You'll love it.

[Mr. Mulder]

funny you should say that my good mang, i stole an r5 of that this afternoon, might watch it tonight lyke :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

shite bazonkas are amongst some of my favourite bazonkas :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

my flatmate came home from work, got dressed (whored) up then she put some chipsticks in a bowl and poored a glass of smirnoff, left them both on the side then rushed off out without saying a word :eyebrows:

[brotherdoobie]

She's wants you to get drunk, get naked, and pretend to pass out on the couch, then she's going to rape you.

Do it.

[Mr. Mulder]

that is so what i was thinking too!1 :o the fact that she's not said more than 8 words to me for the past almost two years is of no relevance. She's only 19, she's obviously got all these confusing sexy feelings :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking hell chaps she's come back two of the phitest slag mates!!!! ones a bit chubby but her face make-up and tits make up for it!! :o

/been bannished to my room now :emo: but they can't stop me leaving the door open and listening to them! :fist:

[Mr. Mulder]

hahaha just heard the chubby one say "all my mates think i look like rihanna"! maybe if rihanna was a chubby little slut from brighton!! but still, i so would :o

[Mr. Mulder]

i am so aroused right now. got to wait till tomorrow before i can stick it in anything, i could have a wank now but i want to bring my A game tomorrow... :unsure: there's the something about mary school of thinking of never go out with a loaded gun but that's when i've done some of my best work :eyebrows: one things for sure though, gonna fucking destroy the misses tomorrow. She lives with her mum, her mums out tomorrow night binge drinking so her house is ours = sofa fucking whilst watching the big telly :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe know what im talking about :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[chalice]

It's like you never left. :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

You make me laugh out loud, Mulder. For real, like.

True story.

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe guise :hug:

gonna watch that salt now and it had better be shit!!

[Skiz]

:glag:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/HsF_2CNV9v4&start1=3&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/06CvUjLgK5g&start2=0&h=1

[brotherdoobie]

The goat is better.



-doobs :snooty:

[Skiz]

:glag::glag:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGT0r-udstQ

[ziggyjuarez]

Seriously though, her mum is a fucking deviant. She's clearly taking advantage of your weak-willed trailer trash mentality.

Though, I'm sure she's taken into consideration the fact that you're a fucking glue-sniffer, like.

Ziggs, grow up, kid.
Dextromethorphan drinker:dry:
I kinda hint'd to her that i dont want to go on with the future relationship.:dabs:
I definatly dont feel the same.

[Mr. Mulder]

salt wasn't too bad if you like spy stuffs and hawt wimins and shootings :smilie4:

[chalice]

salt wasn't too bad if you like spy stuffs and hawt wimins and shootings :smilie4:

And shite.

[ziggyjuarez]

Anthing like that one movie where she showed her ass?....Wanted

[Mr. Mulder]

salt wasn't too bad if you like spy stuffs and hawt wimins and shootings :smilie4:

And shite.


one things 'fo sho, i'd sure like to have her do a shite in my mouth :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

when she's dressed as a bloke, obviousment.

[chalice]

Seriously though, her mum is a fucking deviant. She's clearly taking advantage of your weak-willed trailer trash mentality.

Though, I'm sure she's taken into consideration the fact that you're a fucking glue-sniffer, like.

Ziggs, grow up, kid.
Dextromethorphan drinker:dry:
I kinda hint'd to her that i dont want to go on with the future relationship.:dabs:
I definatly dont feel the same.

Maybe it's the mother figure your downy little arms are reaching for. It is, isn't it.

Your probing little peens is proclaiming more ambitious holes.

You love the mum. Freudian fact! You covet her bosoms. You're almost willing to ravish her underage daughter as a conduit to a psychological cliche.

Good luck with that. Let us know how you get on.

[megabyteme]

Do the mother. Hell, do the grandmother if that's your thing, but stay off the toddler. And quit playing Sorry with her. That just leads to Strip Sorry and, well, getting gang raped in the prison shower.

[ziggyjuarez]

:lol:
My brother thinks i like the mom also:blink:
For sure that is not the case...Atleast i dont think i do.Im not a psychologist.All i know is i dont think of her naked.

[ziggyjuarez]

Did someone say gang rape?

[brotherdoobie]

Did someone say gang rape?

Quick - sit down!

[megabyteme]

Did someone say gang rape?

That wasn't meant as an enticement. :no: Think of it as a piñata party- with you as the center of attention. Now think of that being the game of Sorry for the next 20 years...

[ziggyjuarez]

Wow.Thats my whole life untill now.

[megabyteme]

Like we've been saying- you are in a very bad spot right now. A single allegation of you acting inappropriate would bring serious trouble down upon your head. It's creepy, and that's what a judge would take into account..."Why was he playing around there4 for so long if he didn't have intent?" Kinda like staking out a bank/liquor store 4 times a day before robbing it- that shows intent.

[ziggyjuarez]

Like I've been trying to say, Im not going to do or done anything wrong.If anything ever does happen its going to be when its legal.Im not waiting at the endge of my seat either.Im useing my girlfriend right here to type this sentence.We dont even see each other, Not in like 4 months.

[ziggyjuarez]

Burning diliverance (1972) on dvd:01:
They told me to do jurassic park but i was all like naw:/

[ziggyjuarez]

you guys are the ones who got me into thinking man rape...

[megabyteme]

You seem to be missing the point, z... A single allegation- meaning you don't even have to touch her on the shoulder, and you go to jail. You have no acceptable reason to be hanging out with her. Nobody (a judge) will think, "he (20) and her (14) just liked to play Sorry. You'll go to jail if she ever wants to send you to jail. This might be because you get in a fight, or it could be because you start dating another girl...

Too much risk, z. And it even makes you seem a bit creepy online. Real-world has got to be upsetting other parents in the (park?) neighborhood.

[Townsend]

I had a friend once who was 22 and he had a gf aged 14. We constantly made fun of him.

[ziggyjuarez]

Good thing i dont have friends.