Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

it wasn't anything that bad really, it was about 3 in the morning and the clubs were shutting and the roughest, ugliest roughest burd asked me to walk her home, i was beyond fucked so i said sure - got talking to her and she lived miles away! and as we were walking i was starting to sober up to notice she was covered in really shit tattoos and had cuts on her face, apparently she'd been fighting and she was in her late thirties and had gone out by her self and she was rough as fuck and we got to hers and then i was more or less sober and realised what was gonna happen, she took off her skirt so i just got up and walked out her door closing it behind me, there is no way i could ever ever ever shag someone like that. she was awefull, thank fuck i left when i did. took me ages to work out where i was and get back to my flat :no:

[enoughfakefiles]

it wasn't anything that bad really, it was about 3 in the morning and the clubs were shutting and the roughest, ugliest roughest burd asked me to walk her home, i was beyond fucked so i said sure - got talking to her and she lived miles away! and as we were walking i was starting to sober up to notice she was covered in really shit tattoos and had cuts on her face, apparently she'd been fighting and she was in her late thirties and had gone out by her self and she was rough as fuck and we got to hers and then i was more or less sober and realised what was gonna happen, she took off her skirt so i just got up and walked out her door closing it behind me, there is no way i could ever ever ever shag someone like that. she was awefull, thank fuck i left when i did. took me ages to work out where i was and get back to my flat :no:

So you poked her then :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.

[Something Else]

My mum's cat had to be put down today. I dug a hole and buried it.

[Mr. Mulder]

:(

[Snee]

Dewd.

I just rewatched Tank Girl. It still pwns.

They should all lez out at the end, though.

[Something Else]

When that Tank Girl fillum came out here, there was a big premiere in the west end. They had tankgirl driving a pink tank down the road. Me and my mates chased it and hung on to it for a ride. Charvers. :no:

[Snee]

What. The proper real actual Tank Girl?

cos I'd hit that.

[Something Else]

Yup. The real one. Hawt like a fox.

[Skweeky]

srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.


Did you walk all the way to the east end of Glasgow?:unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.


Did you walk all the way to the east end of Glasgow?:unsure:

Stop using skweeky's account Gem, yah hun bar steward.

[Skweeky]

I was referring to Royston

[Skweeky]

Gem once spent the night in the jail in Royston. And he was wearing a suit. :no:

[Rat Faced]

Royston? :unsure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2F4ZWTjwTU

[Snee]

Thank jeebus for idiots. They don't feel like wot we do, I'm fairly certain, so I don't have to pull my metaphorical punches.

EDit: And that's tonight's posting caught up with and sorted. Bai.

[Mr. Mulder]

Just got a text from Mel :wub:

i met her when i went back home for that big piss up, she's 27, 5'2, short brown hair and has the sexiest little bum :lookaroun

[Mr. Mulder]

weirdly enough she's exactly 10 years older than my last misses and has the exact same job working in an opticians, different chain of opticians though but still... :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

Kim's got her Geordie friend around and she's a ginger, that means I double don't trust her ....i'm watching her :sneaky:

[MCHeshPants420]

What happened to the 36 year old? She sounded hawt.

[Mr. Mulder]

:pinch:

[Snee]

I agree with cheebus. You could have least have take pics :dry:

[Snee]

I'm trying out a new monitor, btw. It's fucking awesome +1.

[Skweeky]

So you're seeing Mel and Kim?

fnarf

[benchez' mum]

I'm a VGA cable short of a working PC. :emo:

[Snee]

Welp. They forgot to include a power cable wot works in sweden with mine, I'll be set if I ever bring it to engeraland, though.

I had to scrounge one from an older 'puter I had sitting on a table cos it's a classic, like.

[Alien5]

I just nicked a spare cable wot no one uses, well they don't need it if it hasn't got a computer plugged into it.

[Mr. Mulder]

So you're seeing Mel and Kim?

fnarf
:pinch:

[Skweeky]

I got myself a cool new trouser suit type of thing. It's wicked.

[Skweeky]

I'm a bit sad.

Just had dinner out in the garden with some friends and that will be the last time ever we do that here. We are moving when we get back from holiday. End of an era really. I am looking forward to having a bigger place and being closer to everyone we know, but I have so many memories here.

This is where Gem and I first lived as a married couple. Pretty much built our lives together here and it was Ben's first home.

[tesco]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/miniature-golf.jpg

[Alien5]

:lol:

[MCHeshPants420]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/miniature-golf.jpg

Lol.

Their "My hobby is saying "pun intended" on the end of random sentences" sketch has kept us in good material today.

Pun intended.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I'm a bit sad.

Just had dinner out in the garden with some friends and that will be the last time ever we do that here. We are moving when we get back from holiday. End of an era really. I am looking forward to having a bigger place and being closer to everyone we know, but I have so many memories here.

This is where Gem and I first lived as a married couple. Pretty much built our lives together here and it was Ben's first home.

He'll always be Scottish. Fact.

[Proper Bo]

I'm a bit sad.

Just had dinner out in the garden with some friends and that will be the last time ever we do that here. We are moving when we get back from holiday. End of an era really. I am looking forward to having a bigger place and being closer to everyone we know, but I have so many memories here.

This is where Gem and I first lived as a married couple. Pretty much built our lives together here and it was Ben's first home.

He'll always be Scottish. Fact.

:h4r5h:

[Skweeky]

Great. I'm leaving for Crete tomorrow and this morning I wake up to find that Mount Etna has relocated to my chin. How fucking rude. :snooty:

[Snee]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/miniature-golf.jpg

Lol.

Their "My hobby is saying "pun intended" on the end of random sentences" sketch has kept us in good material today.

Pun intended.

xkcd, mang

[Snee]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-last-one-post-gets-20-archive-part-3-post3202665/postcount15150

Also

[Proper Bo]

How do I set up one of those donation thingies, I need about 80 million spond.

I'm going to be next owner of newcastle if this works:smilie4:

[Something Else]

Do a name (address of gif ) in your sig. Innit.

[Something Else]

Quote to see the code. Maybe. :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Do a name (address of gif ) in your sig. Innit.

can you not just give me a few million out of your trust fund, like?

[Proper Bo]

I should get jp to ask mrs jp to buy it for me, like.:smilie4:

[Something Else]

Why would Mrs JP buy my trust fund. :blink:

[Skweeky]

I should get jp to ask mrs jp to buy it for me, like.:smilie4:


I think she's a Celtic fan mate.

Maybe she'll buy you a band though.

[MCHeshPants420]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-last-one-post-gets-20-archive-part-3-post3202665/postcount15150

Also

Lol.

Pun intended.

[kaffeine]

Air France Jet Carrying 228 Vanishes Over Atlantic Ocean (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,523701,00.html)

:(

[Skweeky]

Apparently there was a wee baby on board as well :(

[UnGodly]

fkyj

[Proper Bo]

cunting football manager:fist:

it was only half 11 last time I checked the clock:pinch:

[Hairbautt]

http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer?sourceid=ea3719

The nerd in me just sky-rocketed. Too bad it's a MMORG.

[Skiz]

http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer?sourceid=ea3719

The nerd in me just sky-rocketed. Too bad it's a MMORG.

If the game is half as good as that video sequence, it'll rewl.

[Hairbautt]

Wish they'd just write a book 'bout it or do another movie so I'm not tempted to spend the time & money on another game.

Pricks.

[Skiz]

Wait, whats mmorp?

[Hairbautt]

massive multiplayer online role playing game or something like that.

[Skiz]

Meh, those are shite.

Chalice, that was some Breaking Bad finale huh? :O

[Barbarossa]

Gotta go home now. :dabs:

Thanks for today, it's been a blast.

[Hairbautt]

See you soon.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up, interdawgs :smilie4:

got a mega case of tonsillitis, its pretty epic :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17819/1.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh what the fuck is this shit, got the tellybox working so it gets channel4 ok but shitty deal or no deal was on so i turn it off and now when there's a programme about monkeys i want to watch the signals out!1 fucking racist kind of bullshit is this!111!1 <_<

[Skweeky]

Sup fucktards. I'm currrently sitting on my balcony having a glass of wine, looking out over the Med.

[CrabGirl]

I would be Jealous but I'm better than that..... YOU COWBAG!!!!

Enjoy every minute lovely.

[ronnieisaho]

i win?

[Hairbautt]

Whaddup, cawkbites

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh hai.

off sick today for the fucking win, i've got throat aids and im willing to share them with you :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

my flatmate is so hawt :no: don't see much of her cos she works weird times but she just woke up and came into the kitchen wearing these little shorts and vest she must sleep in and one of the straps was off her shoulder and you could see part of one of her little hawt bewbs, it was pretty awesome :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Have you made a move :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

i soew did :smilie4:

i said, "you working today?" :smilie4: then she said "yeah, half 12" and then took her bowl of nesquik back to her bedroom .... filthy bitch :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

she wants me :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

She's gagging for it. She's virtually thrown herself at you :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

ewe should totally hit it, mouldy.
then start looking for somewhere new to live straight after, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

Like i did with Lincoln and that playground incident? :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

got my window open listening to these builders chat on this scaffolding the stuff they're coming out with is fucking genius! :lol: they're talking about twelve burgers for free quid from iceland, "12 BURGERS FOR FREE QUID MY MISSES GOT!" "12 BURGERS FOR FREE QUID!??" "YEAH BRUV!" "FAKING HELL BRUV THAT'S MASSIVE!" :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

Dunno about you fags but im off to iceland!111 :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

I heard you can purchase around twelve burgers for no more than three pounds sterling don't you know :smilie4:

[Alien5]

Gross

[Mr. Mulder]

watching the marine, its the shitest most awesomest film evar.

[Alien5]

Watching Big Natural Titties 5 :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Watching Big Natural Titties 5 :smilie4:
http://www.geekzone.co.nz/imagessubs/a4d5ed9f4988b3692a5ce940b516f57d.jpg

big natural titties, pics!1

/though lately, small to medium titties have been the preferred choice :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

I just had the biggest dish of fresh sea food I've ever seen in my life. It inculded fried sardines. Fuck those things are tasty!

[Skweeky]

BTW mouldy, I'm talking to you wearing my new bikini. Just so you know :snooty:

[Alien5]

where are you? im checking google steetview now.

[Mr. Mulder]

BTW mouldy, I'm talking to you wearing my new bikini. Just so you know :snooty:
pics or you're so not :no:

[Skiz]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverart/Adult/Large/Front/74618316963.jpg

[Hairbautt]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverart/Adult/Large/Front/74618316963.jpg
fail.

[Mr. Mulder]

just watched The Reader, outstanding.

[enoughfakefiles]

Watching the apprentice. It's the interviews :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

watching eff from outside his frontroom window, can't make out what he's watching, apprentice i think but he seems to be touching him self in a strange manner as am i... :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

started a chat with my boss on facebook telling him i'll be in tomorrow even though im i'll and shit and he just called me a bawlbag and went off line, wtf!? :blink: ungrateful cawks, the lot of 'em <_<

[Albo Da Kid]

dont show up to work tom. that'll teach him not to abuse his authority powers when he's out of the office

[Lilmiss]

[blog] Just back home from a gals only night thingy. Was going to make a noose out of the napkins and hang myself right there from the rafters
with Donny Osmond and fucking Dana in the background preparaing my funeral hymns.

I held out, but only for my Ma phoning my Pa to say she had bashed his Jag, and the AA couldn't get it working again. :happy: //

[Proper Bo]

oh jeebus, what'd she do to it?

[Lilmiss]

She couldn't get out of a dead end and started doing all sorts of mental moves, including; driving on someones mini yard, scaring the shit out of some fella guarding his car and eventually hitting a big pile of rocks.

I was going to offer to help her as it seemed I was in some kind of never-ending fairground ride, but was still on a come down and had already knocked back 2 voddys at that point. Besides, me Pa would go mcmental if I even thought about driving his car. :snooty:


still about btw?

[Lilmiss]

****

[Proper Bo]

was she pished?:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

bill's been killed, like.

[Proper Bo]

wiki says natural causes, bbc says suicide. true story.

[Barbarossa]

How can it be natural causes if you are found hanging? :blink:

[Something Else]

sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and body

He hung his body?

[Proper Bo]

the bbc said round his neck and genitals before, like

[Proper Bo]

they've done a busyedit

[Something Else]

Ouch. :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

afternoonsup cawkmunchers. Currently sitting next to the pool with a B52. I hope the Turks don't invade.

[Barbarossa]

Well even if they do at least you've got a proven wartime bomber plane on your side :mellow:

[brotherdoobie]

Well even if they do at least you've got a proven wartime bomber plane on your side :mellow:

Like a tumor, like?


-bd :mellow:

[Snee]

:blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

:unsure:



sup d00dz :smilie4:

[Snee]

Dewd.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f6Qnchy5a9M/SYoUMgpNrYI/AAAAAAAAAi4/LZ-mxePHOig/s400/lol+caption+%28charmed%29+-+hi5.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

stolen that bear grylls will ferrell thing to watch tonight, smells of lol.

[Snee]

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7/winnar.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

went into somerfield on teh way back from qym and they were reducing all their meats cos they were out of date and have swineflu or something else so i bought a fuck load of chicken and cow, making a big fuck-off mixed grill now :hooray:

[brotherdoobie]

Johnnie Walker Black is all right. In fact it's lovely. Scotchsup, ball lickers.


-bd :cheers:

[Skweeky]

In other news, we went to Knossos today. It was ridiculously hot and it took us about 20 minutes to find the way out. The place truly is a maze. Poor minotaur. What chance did he have? :(

On the way there we stopped at a petrol station, to find it had no petrol, so one of the workies walked over to inform us of this. Turns out he was a Scot, from Govan of all places, who used to have a season ticket for Celtic.

Where is Crabbird? I need her to teach me some Greek pronto.

[Mr. Mulder]

are you on holiday or something else? :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

I'm in Crete.

[Mr. Mulder]

making up place names, i bet you're in your bath really :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

i want to see bikini pics on facebook.

[Skiz]

I'm gonna be hung the fuck over in a few hours. I'm reheating pizza at the moment and pounding back water, but the sunrise will not be kind.

I'm at that drunkm stage in the night where my head feels swollen.... that spells nasty hangover. :dabe:

[Skweeky]

i want to see bikini pics on facebook.

I asked the husband to take one with my tits out, but he refused. Bah.

[Mr. Mulder]

gay.

[Mr. Mulder]

anyone seen any good moviefilms lately? just about to watch that push, watched teh reader the other day and it was win, the acting in it was so awesome, they acted so hard they did,

[Proper Bo]

bronson was ok.

[Something Else]

Push was quite gewd. Enjoy mouldy.

[S3v3N]

Push was shit to the max.

[Something Else]

Oh yeah. Sorry. I was thinking of plushies. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

Ben and moi in Ierapetra. It was 38C and Gem thought it was hot. Amateur.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5346/1001272.th.jpg (http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1001272.jpg)

[Skweeky]

And yeah, I know my hair looks dodgy. I'd gone for a swim in the sea.

[Proper Bo]

He's bigger than mouldy already:o

[Something Else]

I think Ben may have eaten his safetybelt.

[Skiz]

anyone seen any good moviefilms lately? just about to watch that push, watched teh reader the other day and it was win, the acting in it was so awesome, they acted so hard they did,

The Hangover.

Fucking hilarious. :yup:

[Something Else]

How do I steal it from the cinema. :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

Barbs. You're a cunting, jumping James bar steward. :dry:

[Something Else]

Barbs. You're a cunting, jumping James bar steward. :dry:


:pinch:

I just rememberd that barbielovescock (http://benchi.mybrute.com/fight/298413881) is Bo.

[Proper Bo]

:whistling

[Something Else]

Self-pwnage ftw. :sadwalk:

[100%]

Neighbour party should i go back?
Yes or No?

[Proper Bo]

No

[Proper Bo]

Phone the police and complain about the noise instead.

[Snee]

WTF. (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-the-drawing-room-55/t-ontologically-speaking-can-god-proven-354105)

[Albo Da Kid]

i want to see bikini pics on facebook.

I asked the husband to take one with my tits out, but he refused. Bah.
Auu..:pinch: You make me wanna go listen to that track and beat off right after

[Albo Da Kid]

K26SJSPwXs4

[Skiz]

5 seconds of techo beats was all I needed to turn that shite off. You lose again.

[Skiz]

Is that Robin Hood show on BBC worth getting into?

[Snee]

Not really.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/robinhood/

[tmac]

hmm, reminds of

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hood:_Men_in_Tights

[Skiz]

Not really.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/robinhood/

I tried looking at that earlier but I get "not available in your area". I looked at some of the ewetube stuff too but it's tough to get a gist from just that.

If you say its not all that, fair enough... I'm just looking for a show to get into during the summer off season. :unsure:

[Skiz]

WTF. (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-the-drawing-room-55/t-ontologically-speaking-can-god-proven-354105)

LOL (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-ontologically-speaking-can-god-proven-post3229796/postcount22)

[Mr. Mulder]

robin hood is fucking shit! its like doctor who, really really bad acting but its ok because its a bbc family show so it doesn't need to be believable - i'd rather dig out my eyes with a wooden spoon.

[Mr. Mulder]

mornsup :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17920/1.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17882/11.jpg

MOAR!!!!!!!!

[Something Else]

Adam Sandler looks hungry. Worksup. This plaice is just a cunning array of stunts these days. :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

cunning stunts >*

[Snee]

Not really.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/robinhood/

I tried looking at that earlier but I get "not available in your area". I looked at some of the ewetube stuff too but it's tough to get a gist from just that.

If you say its not all that, fair enough... I'm just looking for a show to get into during the summer off season. :unsure:

I'd say it's slightly worse than Legend of the Seeker.

It isn't completely unwatchable, but nothing I'd follow on a regular basis, or pay for, or anything.

EDit: If you're after something british, and not that serious, light action, like, I'd check out Demons, maybe.

[Mr JP Fugley]

robin hood is fucking shit! its like doctor who, really really bad acting but its ok because its a bbc family show so it doesn't need to be believable - i'd rather dig out my eyes with a wooden spoon.

Dr Who is great, you are an arse.

Double Fact.

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah its real orsum. :mellow:

watched that push and that was shit too, watching lesbian vampire killers now and it flippin rawks!11111

[Proper Bo]

lesbian vampire killers sucked bawls.

[Something Else]

lesbian vampire killers sucked bawls.

I doubt that. Wai too ironic for a merkin fillum.

[Skweeky]

I loved Lesbian Vampire Killers. It made me lol :earl: several times.

[Something Else]

How come skweeky has last post and I can't see it. :eyebrows:

Bug. /reported. Spoilers above.

[Proper Bo]

It appeared after ewe posted, like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

lesbian vampire killers sucked bawls.

:lol: :earl: quality.

[Snee]

That religious guy in the drawering room is a right mental, it's like he wants to get pwned.

[Proper Bo]

lesbian vampire killers sucked bawls.

:lol: :earl: quality.

it's people who are killers of lesbian vampires, like, not lesbian vampires what kill (tho' they do kill, like).

either way, the fillum wasn't funny.

[Snee]

So where's chalice, anyhow? I wanted to lyke talk comics with him, cos I'm cool like that. And what's up with hippie.com?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Don't know

Don't know.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Probly didn't pay the rent or something else.

[Snee]

Poor chalice, out in the streets. Prolly gonna have to start working in a potato mine just to get a roof over his head, or something. :no:

[Proper Bo]

working in a potato mine just to get a roof over his head
:lol:

[Proper Bo]

foreigners being racialist > *.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Somehow it's not as offensive if a Japonese fella says it.

In other news this is the best rendition of a football song ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyQDFjY-TQ

[Proper Bo]

genious to the max.

which one's snee?:unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

The big camp lad with the tangerine I always thought.

[Skiz]

http://www.techcult.com/the-150-best-online-flash-games/

[Barbarossa]

Ben and moi in Ierapetra. It was 38C and Gem thought it was hot. Amateur.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5346/1001272.th.jpg (http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1001272.jpg)

You look like you need a wee. Someone tell Skweeky the Greek for "toilet" :no:



Barbs. You're a cunting, jumping James bar steward. :dry:


:pinch:

I just rememberd that barbielovescock (http://benchi.mybrute.com/fight/298413881) is Bo.

You dozy prick, I gave up on that long ago, and why aren't your interwebs working since thursday? :blink:


Is that Robin Hood show on BBC worth getting into?

No, there's only 1 episode left :dabs: (It's not very good anyway, especially now Keith Allen isn't in it)

Watch Primeval instead. And stop blanket-deleting posts of people you ban, you're wrecking all the funny threads. :nono:

Mornsup :coffee:

[Barbarossa]

That Sophie in Big Brother is pretty hawt.

Her tits and clunge are all over the internet.

[Snee]

And stop blanket-deleting posts of people you ban, you're wrecking all the funny threads. :nono:

+1. I liked the religious thread.

[Snee]

...which appears to be back.

[Barbarossa]

Yes it is. :happy:

I quite liked that one too. I like trying to strain the hard-of-thinking to breaking point and beyond.

[Snee]

That was probably immoral or something else.

He was just preaching doubt, mang, just preaching doubt.

Which was a bit funny, for someone who couldn't think himself out of a wall-less box, but never mind that.

[Snee]

WTF was he banned for anyways?

Are we finally implementing that "no idiots"-policy I've always wanted :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Well... it's a bit of a mystery to me.

The notes say he's a duplicate of a banned account, but for some reason he's been given a noob spammer infraction :idunno:

It doesn't make much sense to me, but there you go, nobody seems to be complaining.

[Mr JP Fugley]

morning arse bandits

[Skiz]

Watch Primeval instead. And stop blanket-deleting posts of people you ban, you're wrecking all the funny threads. :nono:

Mornsup :coffee:

I might check that out. I need something to watch.

As for the deletions, I thought I left the Lounge and Drawing Room ones be. I'll give it another look. :)

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up, t'interwebs - all is well i trust :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/I_Have_Always_Wondered.jpg

[Hairbautt]

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back?utm_source=videoembed)

:lol:

[Snee]

morning arse bandits

morning.

[Skiz]

http://assets.comics.com/dyn_file/str_strip/285086/

[Skiz]

Just snatched up a Seagate Barracuda 7200 1TB internal HDD for $89 w/free shipping. :01:

[Hairbautt]

If it's a SSD then I'm impressed.

[Snee]

Has http://hippie.benchez.com/pants been haxored, or something?

[Skiz]

Does http://macthemes2.net/forum/ produce an error or is it just me? :unsure:

[Something Else]

Has http://hippie.benchez.com/pants been haxored, or something?


No. Just crashed and stuff. Almost back.


Does http://macthemes2.net/forum/ produce an error or is it just me? :unsure:

Fine ear.

[Skiz]

Now its up. Fanks.

[Skiz]

The new neighbors are moving in upstairs.

I'm convinced they've been pounding on the floor with sledgehammers for the past hour and a half. :pinch:

[Something Else]

Your neighbours moved in to the flat upstairs. Coinci-mental. :O

[Skiz]

Turns out no one moved in but the owners are having new carpet put in.

[Skiz]

:o

Autopsy Finds David Carradine Did Not Commit Suicide (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525866,00.html)

[tesco]

Turns out no one moved in but the owners are having new carpet put in.
explains the hammering.:rolleyes:

[Alien5]

Missed Air France Flight, Only to Die in Car Crash (http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/us_world/NATL-Woman-Who-Missed-Flight-447-Killed-in-Car-Crash.html?yhp=1)

[Skiz]

http://i44.tinypic.com/29c8938.jpg

[Skiz]

http://i44.tinypic.com/nv324y.jpg

[Snee]

I-have-the-next-two-weeks-off-sup :happy:

[Barbarossa]

Going anywhere nice? :eat:

[Snee]

Dunno. Haven't decided yet.

I'm spontaneous liek that.

[Barbarossa]

Ohhh, you're spending 2 weeks in your bedroom playing internet spaceships with gripper then :happy:

[Snee]

Lulz. Maybe if it keeps raining.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Piece_Of_Candy.jpg

:drool:

[Mr. Mulder]

wuts the best copy to steal of the new terminator?

[Alien5]

Terminator Salvation CAM XviD-DEViSE

[Something Else]

Disagree

[Alien5]

Terminator Salvation READNFO TS XviD-DEViSE

[Proper Bo]

has my sig broked or something else?

[Proper Bo]

I can only see one picture in it, innit.

[Something Else]

Ya. The others are gone.

[Alien5]

innit

[Albo Da Kid]

innit, where's chalice

[Alien5]

how the fuck should i know frodo?

[Albo Da Kid]

wtf are u good for then

[Alien5]

fucknose :idunno: bye frodo

[Something Else]

Oh. The mong is back. Laterz internets. :dabs:

[Albo Da Kid]

buy:bye:...... an icepick and stab your brains out u fukin cab-driver/ups worker

[Mr. Mulder]

gud moaning, just pissing through (that was french for good morning, just passing through)

[Proper Bo]

moving sucks bawls. i've got like a brazillion things to sort:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/I-see-what-you-did-there-dog.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd up, vanilla faces :smilie4:

might go for a big fuck-off walk tomorrow on the sussex downs if the weathers noice :eyebrows:

[enoughfakefiles]

Tomorrow I shall be mostly doing nothing :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

pics :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

tomorrow I shall be mostly moving house. true story.

[Alien5]

http://static1.nagi.ee/i/p/12/55/02341255b21a79_o.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

there is no such thing as a giant water hating duck.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.zuuble.com/thumbnails/12438137997932.jpg

[Alien5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k2yTWgFxbc&feature=player_embedded

[Snee]

Sexy.

[Snee]

-3jD8G3tnAs

[Alien5]

LOL i thought he would die at the end.
..................................................

So, if you come to Thailand in search of flowers blossoming into beautiful Thai women look no further than your local university.
http://i42.tinypic.com/wtutc.jpg

[tesco]

How the hell do you build a firework display in roller coaster tycoon 3?

[Mr. Mulder]

its too hard to build a roller coaster ffs :no:


/watching that slumdawg millionaire for the first time, this little kids just jumped into a load of poo :o

[tesco]

its too hard to build a roller coaster ffs :no:


/watching that slumdawg millionaire for the first time, this little kids just jumped into a load of poo :o
ya but what about fireworks? :unsure:

I need to impress a VIP with a mixmaster display. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

tell him to go fuck him self!

[tesco]

Worked. :happy:

Nahh, seriously, how do you build fireworks, wtf why can't I find it. :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

i r listening to white lies and drinking corona right now, got an 11 hour shift tomorrow :dabs:

caught the sun today too, was wearing a vest so i've got a proper hank hill suntan :pinch:

[tesco]

http://www.tvshowsondvd.net/graphics/news3/KingOfTheHill_S3.jpg
I've got the same. :pinch:

[Hairbautt]

test

[Hairbautt]

this is a bit more difficult than I thought

[Hairbautt]

Something, something...something.

[Hairbautt]

What'd you say Rossco? :shifty:

[Skiz]

Are you two cybering or something? :ghey: