Last one to post wins the internets

[mjmacky]

Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.

I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'

Like anyone's going to recognize me. I just won't post a pic that's also happens to be on facebook. All my flattering photos are on facebook, which just leaves me with shit ones to use wherever I'm to remain anonymous.

As far as being photographed, those either have to be candid or snapped at my decree; otherwise you're going to get a very angry macky looking at your lens (or hiding from it).

Edit: Yes, I'm calling that an anonymous photo.

[mjmacky]

You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.

Is that why you're just standing there like you're in queue at the bank?

[chalice]

You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.

Is that why you're just standing there like you're in queue at the bank?

I was going for firing squad or 'I have no arms, give me money'.

[mjmacky]

I was going for firing squad

One of the possibilities I was going for was "Nazi supervisor", but I had no means of trying to get the attire to fit. Nazi supervisor on an overcast coastal vacation. Nazi supervisor in line at the bank. They're not landing for me.

Before I deposited my wife at the airport, she did call this the Gay Beard Club. She didn't realize the duplicity of the meaning when she said it.

[Proper Bo]

I am feeling the honour.
The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.

As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.

in other news; you have an Irish mouth :kiss:

Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.


Yeah, that's not happening, I don't want barbie leaning on one of those things I'm not sure what they are outside my door, smoking a cigarette. :unsure:

[chalice]

I don't think Nazis were allowed to have beards, were they? :blink:

Nazi Supervisor target of firing squad would prolly work better.

[mjmacky]

I don't think Nazis were allowed to have beards, were they? :blink:

Nazi Supervisor target of firing squad would prolly work better.

Paul Blobel disagrees. Heinrich Himmler and Hitler had poor excuses for mustaches, so facial hair was probably not counter to the ideology. Maybe just the rank and file had to shave, i.e. military regulation. In conclusion, chavis, have enough self-respect that you wouldn't be low on the rung, just following orders, like those shaven men.

[manker]

Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.


Yeah, that's not happening, I don't want barbie leaning on one of those things I'm not sure what they are outside my door, smoking a cigarette. :unsure:Just imagine what would happen if Magnum Dave ever teamed up with besmirchin' barbie.
None of us would be safe.

[chalice]

Speaking of difficult questions, though.
I read the other day on my travels through this very thread that you don't go on family holidays any more.

How the fuck did you manage to swing that.
This summer I wanted to read and relax, you know, like what you're supposed to do on holiday. But no, it was all playing in the pool and going for 'nice walks' and paying for over-priced toasties :dry:

It was a combination of having rambunctious offspring and me having a nervous breakdown cos I had no dope and nowhere to get any for at least two weeks and knowing it. True story.

We went camping in the south of France a couple of years ago. I'm amazed I made it home. Never putting myself through it again.

[IdolEyes787]

I don't think Nazis were allowed to have beards, were they? :blink:

Nazi Supervisor target of firing squad would prolly work better.

Paul Blobel disagrees. Heinrich Himmler and Hitler had poor excuses for mustaches, so facial hair was probably not counter to the ideology. Maybe just the rank and file had to shave, i.e. military regulation. In conclusion, chavis, have enough self-respect that you wouldn't be low on the rung, just following orders, like those shaven men.

http://www.reenactor.net/ww2/articles/appearance_grm.html

There now we both know more than we really care to.

[mjmacky]

http://www.reenactor.net/ww2/articles/appearance_grm.html

There now we both know more than we really care to.

I forgot that people reenact Nazis. For the sake of it, I forgot they reenact the Civil War. Anyways, under "Beards":


An argument usually raised, is that there are pictures of officers such as General Ringel, who had beards. Well this may be true, but alas... generals have quite a bit more ability to bend the regulations than your average enlisted puke.

If chavis were a Nazi, is there anyone that would doubt his being a high ranking official? I'm just restating my point with newly founded citation material and getting one last kick in before the horse kicks it.

[manker]

Speaking of difficult questions, though.
I read the other day on my travels through this very thread that you don't go on family holidays any more.

How the fuck did you manage to swing that.
This summer I wanted to read and relax, you know, like what you're supposed to do on holiday. But no, it was all playing in the pool and going for 'nice walks' and paying for over-priced toasties :dry:

It was a combination of having rambunctious offspring and me having a nervous breakdown cos I had no dope and nowhere to get any for at least two weeks and knowing it. True story.

We went camping in the south of France a couple of years ago. I'm amazed I made it home. Never putting myself through it again.Two weeks is a mental amount of time for a family holiday. At least double the prescribed maximum, it's no wonder you overdosed.

Holland is okay in the summer (not really, but wtf), I'll meet you there with my tribe in some camp-site near the capital.
We can leave the women and children to kill themselves in a field while we hunt and gather for a few days.

[manker]

In other news; anyone watching the bawksing tonight?
Hopefully it won't be on too late.

I think I might log in here whilst doing so.
I shall be babycham'd to the max.

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, that's not happening, I don't want barbie leaning on one of those things I'm not sure what they are outside my door, smoking a cigarette. :unsure:Just imagine what would happen if Magnum Dave ever teamed up with besmirchin' barbie.
None of us would be safe.

With barbie's interweb stalkery know-how and Magnum Dave being free to leave the house unattended after dark, they'd be unstoppable :o

[Proper Bo]

In other news; anyone watching the bawksing tonight?
Hopefully it won't be on too late.

I think I might log in here whilst doing so.
I shall be babycham'd to the max.

It should be earlier than the khan fight, it's east merka.

[manker]

In other news; anyone watching the bawksing tonight?
Hopefully it won't be on too late.

I think I might log in here whilst doing so.
I shall be babycham'd to the max.

It should be earlier than the khan fight, it's east merka.Washington DC is east merka :blink:

[Proper Bo]

It should be earlier than the khan fight, it's east merka.Washington DC is east merka :blink:

why yes it is.
Atlantic City is too, which is where the fight is.

[manker]

Just imagine what would happen if Magnum Dave ever teamed up with besmirchin' barbie.
None of us would be safe.

With barbie's interweb stalkery know-how and Magnum Dave being free to leave the house unattended after dark, they'd be unstoppable :o:lol:

I envisage barbie being the brains of the outfit, like, with Magnum Dave being the unstable but unerringly loyal disciple.
Like some kind of A-Team spin off.

[chalice]

The fisticuffs is on like donkey fuckey kong, gentlecunts. Ima do it like a strawberry fucking chewit, innit.

But not tonight. Cos I'll be far too wopped. It'll be Sunday in the am, robbed off the internets. Anarchy ftw.

[manker]

Washington DC is east merka :blink:

why yes it is.
Atlantic City is too, which is where the fight is.Yeah so why should it be any earlier.

I'll probably watch two and a half of the under-cards and then wake up at like 9 with the cat on my face. As usual.

[Proper Bo]

why yes it is.
Atlantic City is too, which is where the fight is.Yeah so why should it be any earlier.

I'll probably watch two and a half of the under-cards and then wake up at like 9 with the cat on my face. As usual.

oh yeah, the khan fight wasn't vegas, was it?:pinch:

[chalice]

Yeah so why should it be any earlier.

I'll probably watch two and a half of the under-cards and then wake up at like 9 with the cat on my face. As usual.

oh yeah, the khan fight wasn't vegas, was it?:pinch:

Ha ha.

That is all.

[manker]

Yeah so why should it be any earlier.

I'll probably watch two and a half of the under-cards and then wake up at like 9 with the cat on my face. As usual.

oh yeah, the khan fight wasn't vegas, was it?:pinch:Yeah it was in Washington DC.
Sorry, I should have mentioned it.

spaz :schnauz:

[manker]

The fisticuffs is on like donkey fuckey kong, gentlecunts. Ima do it like a strawberry fucking chewit, innit.

But not tonight. Cos I'll be far too wopped. It'll be Sunday in the am, robbed off the internets. Anarchy ftw.Locate a stolen stream and watch it live whilst wopped.
You know it makes sense.

Bo will know for one. I might be able to unearth something depending on t'babycham.
I will be watching it thro' my dad's online Sky account which I kindly set up for him so I don't have to pay £70 a month.

[Artemis]

I will be watching it thro' my dad's online Sky account which I kindly set up for him so I don't have to pay £70 a month.

That was nice of you setting up the online a/c for him, does he even own a computer ?

[Proper Bo]

The fisticuffs is on like donkey fuckey kong, gentlecunts. Ima do it like a strawberry fucking chewit, innit.

But not tonight. Cos I'll be far too wopped. It'll be Sunday in the am, robbed off the internets. Anarchy ftw.Locate a stolen stream and watch it live whilst wopped.
You know it makes sense.

Bo will know for one. I might be able to unearth something depending on t'babycham.
I will be watching it thro' my dad's online Sky account which I kindly set up for him so I don't have to pay £70 a month.

It depends on whether I watch it on the interwebs or on the posh telly downstairs, like.
It'll probably be on the interwebs, like, can't smoke downstairs:emo:

[Proper Bo]

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=137350&part=sports

[manker]

I will be watching it thro' my dad's online Sky account which I kindly set up for him so I don't have to pay £70 a month.

That was nice of you setting up the online a/c for him, does he even own a computer ?Yes he does. He's got more than I do.
I even went into his office and set it up for him so he can have the rugby on while he is in work, but he hasn't bothered using it.

I may have been a little frugal with the truth in that his standing order with Sky has since gone up by £10 per month, but he's got Sky Room now so it would have needed to anyhow.

[manker]

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=137350&part=sportsNoice :happy:

bookmark that, nazi bank clerk boy.

[Proper Bo]

wiziwig is the new myp2p, like.

[Artemis]

Glad to see Sky is as obscenely expensive there as here, I'd move to America for all the cheap intertubes media outlets, but the place is full of merkins :yikes:

[manker]

Locate a stolen stream and watch it live whilst wopped.
You know it makes sense.

Bo will know for one. I might be able to unearth something depending on t'babycham.
I will be watching it thro' my dad's online Sky account which I kindly set up for him so I don't have to pay £70 a month.

It depends on whether I watch it on the interwebs or on the posh telly downstairs, like.
It'll probably be on the interwebs, like, can't smoke downstairs:emo:What's the matter, too cold outside is it.
You could always put one of your many coats on, like.

:ghey:

[manker]

Glad to see Sky is as obscenely expensive there as here, I'd move to America for all the cheap intertubes media outlets, but the place is full of merkins :yikes:Yeah I won't pay for Sky because The sport is the only thing I'd watch - and I'd rather do that in the pub where possible.

Where is here, btw?

[Artemis]

Ass end of the world GMT+12.... New Zealand.

[chalice]

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=137350&part=sportsNoice :happy:

bookmark that, nazi bank clerk boy.

You knows it. :happy:

[manker]

At least the bawksing will be on at a sociable hour for you.

Plus the RWC was there a couple of months ago and NZ is the only country above Wales in the sheep/human ratio league table.
Wtf are you complaining about, it sounds perfect.

[Proper Bo]

It depends on whether I watch it on the interwebs or on the posh telly downstairs, like.
It'll probably be on the interwebs, like, can't smoke downstairs:emo:What's the matter, too cold outside is it.
You could always put one of your many coats on, like.

:ghey:

If I went outside I'd miss the boxing:blink:

[manker]

I don't much fancy Froch's chances, btw.

His looping jab won't land half as many times as Ward's sharper counterpart.
Froch's only chance, imo, will be a knock-out - and he hasn't done that for quite some time.

Having said that, Ward looked nervous as fuck at the weigh in while Froch has seen it all before. On form though, it's obviously Ward's fight to lose.

[manker]

What's the matter, too cold outside is it.
You could always put one of your many coats on, like.

:ghey:

If I went outside I'd miss the boxing:blink:Oh lawdy :lol:

[Artemis]

I still think Wales was robbed in the RWC, but it was a good'un.

As for the sheep/people ratio, there are far less sheep than there used to be, the arse has fallen out of the market, but dairy is booming.
It's summer here now, so no I'm not going anywhere anytime soon, too much fishing/lounging at the beach to be done.

[Proper Bo]

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=137350&part=sports

links are up, innit

[Proper Bo]

sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/106723
that looks to be almost hd telly kwality :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

darts at the minute tho'.

[chalice]

Also, let's have a round of applause for Idol showing up anywhere but movieworld.

Idol, you broke the lounge. If anybody got initiated, you did. You are my brother, MacLeod.

[mjmacky]

Also, let's have a round of applause for Idol showing up anywhere but movieworld.

Idol, you broke the lounge. If anybody got initiated, you did. You are my brother, MacLeod.

I was feeling like it was odd to see him here, but I guess it wasn't just me. At the least, I now know who to ask if I need detailed information on Nazi regulations.

[Artemis]

He pops up in bittard land every now and then, but it is only to remind the denizens how sad they are. It is kind of a pointless pastime but he seems to enjoy it. :idunno:

[mjmacky]

He pops up in bittard land every now and then, but it is only to remind the denizens how sad they are. It is kind of a pointless pastime but he seems to enjoy it. :idunno:

I also enjoy that passed time, as do you I thought. Some people want to head over to the gym and wail on a punching bag. I'd rather pick up the mallet and play a game of Whack-a-tard in the bt section. I've yet to grow bored of it.

[manker]

passed timecrossthread humour ftw :schnauz:

[Proper Bo]

this darkened room sitting across a table chat thing is a load of aids.

[manker]

this darkened room sitting across a table chat thing is a load of aids.ikr :danbs:

[Proper Bo]

I assume it's the kind of gheyness that the merkins would lap up:no:

[manker]

'the waiting is almost over'
it cunting better be

this merkin monopoly on bawksing is racist to the max

[manker]

is chalice still up?
i'm going to employ magnum dave to infiltrate his wankpit and take seventeen phoaties of him if he's not

[Proper Bo]

Magnum Dave is hiding in a bush somewhere in ireland, dressed up like a commando, as we speak.

[Proper Bo]

He couldn't find a balustrade to lean on tho' :no:

[manker]

we'll have to procure a mobile balustrade for him
he'll be relentless

[manker]

fuck you, chavis. i know your weakness and i'm sending a nicotine addicted ex-squaddie armed with a moustache and a balustrade

how fucked do you feel now :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

we'll have to procure a mobile balustrade for him
he'll be relentless

:lol:

[manker]

so what you reckon on the fight, boseph?
i've given my prediction

[Proper Bo]

just got these in my inbox :o
9531595316

[chalice]

Read ireland and commando and dave and fell about. :earl:

[Proper Bo]

I dunno, i'd like to see a proper good knockout either way tho'.

[chalice]

This was always gonna come, Peabody. I actually fear you more than I fear barbs, innit.

Cos barbs is a girl and please don't hurt me, mister.

[manker]

just got these in my inbox :o
9531595316:glag:

[Proper Bo]

This was always gonna come, Peabody. I actually fear you more than I fear barbs, innit.

Cos barbs is a girl and please don't hurt me, mister.

:lookaroun

[manker]

i like what froch is doing; taking a step back and upper-cutting when ward comes in with his head
Still 2 rounds down, but

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nice to see you awake, chavios :happy:

[Proper Bo]

You can see they're both cautious of each other, like.

[Proper Bo]

This looks like it could be warde's fight, like.

[Proper Bo]

Since when do ewe have to wait 30 seconds between posts? :o

[chalice]

i like what froch is doing; taking a step back and upper-cutting when ward comes in with his head
Still 2 rounds down, but

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nice to see you awake, chavios :happy:

Barely. And I mean that most sincerely. Waving like a fucking fox, my friend.

[manker]

i reckon froch might have won the 4th

[Proper Bo]

It was a better round for him but I think warde took it

[manker]

i like what froch is doing; taking a step back and upper-cutting when ward comes in with his head
Still 2 rounds down, but

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nice to see you awake, chavios :happy:

Barely. And I mean that most sincerely. Waving like a fucking fox, my friend.get a stream going and tell us heathens wha's really going on in the bawksing


it makes sense of the most sensical kind

[chalice]

That was supposed to be 'wavering'. That's how wopped I am.

Internets bastards.

[manker]

2-3 ward on the manker card

[Proper Bo]

Much better round from froch there, like.
This is could be a close one:smilie4:

[manker]

That was supposed to be 'wavering'. That's how wopped I am.

Internets bastards.those foxes are notorious for their wavering tendencies.
we knew what you meant

:blink:

[manker]

Much better round from froch there, like.
This is could be a close one:smilie4:i dunno, froch looks fooked already to me

[Proper Bo]

Much better round from froch there, like.
This is could be a close one:smilie4:i dunno, froch looks fooked already to me

He still hasn't been rocked yet, the next couple of rounds will be interesting. Ward's definitely outboxing him tho'.

[Proper Bo]

Froch is gonna have to go for a knockout here, like.
He needs to get stuck in cause he's lost this.

[manker]

yup

his missus is hawt as fuck tho :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

I noticed the camera stayed on her for a while:lol:

Ward has completely outclassed Froch here, like. He deserves the win.

[Proper Bo]

don't think much of ward's missus, like.

froch has to go all out here

[Proper Bo]

Ward all the way there.

[manker]

don't think much of ward's missus, like.

froch has to go all out hereshe's had three kids and a fourth on the way
froch has got it right; trophy wife ftw

he got twatted but can take consolation in that his missus doesn't look like oprah

[Proper Bo]

Oh ffs.
Dear merkin sportspeople
Stop thanking jeebus, he doesn't exist and if he did, why would he favour you over everyone else?
That is all.
Yours, everyone else on the planet.

[manker]

whoa, until just then i thought S.O.G was some boxer bravado crap standing for son of a gun
but it's son of god

either way it would have been shite
merkins :dabs:

[manker]

Oh ffs.
Dear merkin sportspeople
Stop thanking jeebus, he doesn't exist and if he did, why would he favour you over everyone else?
That is all.
Yours, everyone else on the planet.jesus of nazereth was a real person
he made up the son of god thing though, that scamp.

[Proper Bo]

Oh ffs.
Dear merkin sportspeople
Stop thanking jeebus, he doesn't exist and if he did, why would he favour you over everyone else?
That is all.
Yours, everyone else on the planet.jesus of nazereth was a real person
he made up the son of god thing though, that scamp.

Even so, if he had some supernatural all powerful superjew on his side, shirley that's just cheating?

[manker]

nazareth?
nazarath? idfk

[manker]

jesus of nazereth was a real person
he made up the son of god thing though, that scamp.

Even so, if he had some supernatural all powerful superjew on his side, shirley that's just cheating?life hax ftw :smilie4:

up until the second world war, life was just xbawks

[Proper Bo]

Twenty to four.

[Artemis]

nazareth?
nazarath? idfk
I live near to Bethlehem .....

[manker]

i often wonder why merkins are all over jebus though
as a people, we don't give a cunting fuck.

i guess it's because they're a relatively new nation and still believe in magic

[Proper Bo]

Well he was one of the greatest americans to ever live, like.

[manker]

one of my favourite statistics evar is that 7% of americans believe that ice cream is the work of the devil

That's 20 million people.

[manker]

Well he was one of the greatest americans to ever live, like.he was better in lethal weapon

[Proper Bo]

Well he was one of the greatest americans to ever live, like.he was better in lethal weapon

That was danny glover, mong.

[Artemis]

one of my favourite statistics evar is that 7% of americans believe that ice cream is the work of the devil

That's 20 million people.

Here's a little Christmas cheer for all from the Australian Bureau

of Statistics:



31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas

Tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.



19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas

decorations they believed were chocolate.



Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling

incidents.



101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic

toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.



18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper

with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

:glag:

[Proper Bo]

pretty sure i've just worked out what chavis looks like:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

95324

[Artemis]

Sorry about the wandering eye Chav....

[chalice]

:lol:

I wish I looked like that. I'd go on tv and make a fortune. I actually did feel like that last night. I was wop the dead donkey all over the place.

[Barbarossa]

Just imagine what would happen if Magnum Dave ever teamed up with besmirchin' barbie.
None of us would be safe.

With barbie's interweb stalkery know-how and Magnum Dave being free to leave the house unattended after dark, they'd be unstoppable :o

:glagpinch:

[manker]

Top of the league :happy:
mon the arse

[chicagorox]

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[mjmacky]

i often wonder why merkins are all over jebus though
as a people, we don't give a cunting fuck.

i guess it's because they're a relatively new nation and still believe in magic

If you actually ponder this, I could answer it for you. Naturally, there's a longer explanation with more variables, but I'll go ahead and give you the one word answer:
Revivalism

[Artemis]

i often wonder why merkins are all over jebus though
as a people, we don't give a cunting fuck.

i guess it's because they're a relatively new nation and still believe in magic

If you actually ponder this, I could answer it for you. Naturally, there's a longer explanation with more variables, but I'll go ahead and give you the one word answer:
Revivalism


You neglected another important word 'Texans'. :blink:

[mjmacky]

If you actually ponder this, I could answer it for you. Naturally, there's a longer explanation with more variables, but I'll go ahead and give you the one word answer:
Revivalism


You neglected another important word 'Texans'. :blink:

Yeah, but it doesn't matter which state or city you live in, there's always a church within walking distance. It may not belong the particular sect of your cult, but it's there. I would take the opportunity to rehash everything I learned in studying religion in the U.S., but I really don't think it'd be of much interest.

[manker]

i often wonder why merkins are all over jebus though
as a people, we don't give a cunting fuck.

i guess it's because they're a relatively new nation and still believe in magic

If you actually ponder this, I could answer it for you. Naturally, there's a longer explanation with more variables, but I'll go ahead and give you the one word answer:
RevivalismI don't know what that is.
Google failed me as the links provided looked as if they had too many words in them.

I do ponder it occasionally. Although I suspect that true understanding of its root would mean I'd have I'd have to go deeper into the subject than my attention span on the matter would allow.

[mjmacky]

I don't know what that is.
Google failed me as the links provided looked as if they had too many words in them.

I do ponder it occasionally. Although I suspect that true understanding of its root would mean I'd have I'd have to go deeper into the subject than my attention span on the matter would allow.

The First Great Awakening and the Second Great Awakening
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_revival

[Artemis]

Aaahhhhh Bourbon & Dry, you now all seem much more warm & fuzzy.....

[manker]

flowesup.
Wurks do today, so I'm taking the hawt burds to Swansea and I'm getting them shitfaced :smilie4:

Some of you may recall my Batman costume of yesteryear. This year I couldn't be fucked so I just bought everyone a santa hat.
I think it's for the best - have you ever tried to get a secretary out of a super-hero costume when she's unconscious.

[Mr. Mulder]

smoked wai too much weed last night, sat at my desk now and not everything seems to be as it would seem, as it were... :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

smoked wai too much weed last night, sat at my desk now and not everything seems to be as it would seem, as it were... :ermm:

95462

[enoughfakefiles]

I thought my joke was funny:dry:

[chalice]

I thought my joke was funny:dry:

It's all about persistence, effster.

[chalice]

In other news, I've just updated firefox and I can't see my cursor so I'm essentially typing it blind.

What the fuck is that all about you fucking internets cunts?

[mjmacky]

In other news, I've just updated firefox and I can't see my cursor so I'm essentially typing it blind.

What the fuck is that all about you fucking internets cunts?

Fill it in with whiteout if it bothers you. True Jedi masters use transparent cursors.

[chalice]

It's around about this time that one starts wondering whether manker crossed the pubicon with one of them hawt burds wot he was getting shitfaced yesterday, and hasn't made it home, or he's too ashamed to post or too delighted to post or some wondrous amalgam of everything I've just said.

He can't lose really, can he.

[Skiz]

I wish Christmas would come and go already. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

That's what she said!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

:ermm:

[iLOVENZB]

I wish Christmas would come and go already. :dabs:

You're not a Christmas fan either? The whole country comes to a standstill for whole week. Beaches are packed, pubs are overflowing and brawls are endless.

[mjmacky]

I wish Christmas would come and go already. :dabs:That's what she said!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mellow:

95651

[iLOVENZB]

That's what she said!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mellow:

95651

F-f-f-f-f-fuck you?

[Skiz]

Anyone have any experience with snowboarding goggles?

I'm considering a pair of Smith Stance goggles (formerly Fuse) as I already have a Smith Variant Brim helmet. They have that ventilation system that works together so it seems sensible enough.

[chalice]

Anyone have any experience with snowboarding goggles?

I'm considering a pair of Smith Stance goggles (formerly Fuse) as I already have a Smith Variant Brim helmet. They have that ventilation system that works together so it seems sensible enough.

I really hope that's all a euphemism.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqzQxMtmjn8

[Skiz]

Nope. I guess I could ask on some snowboarding board (:smilie4:) but I'm sick of registering on websites due to Christmas shopping and I'd prolly just get a bunch of 'dude' and 'stoked' type comments. I can't really be arsed with any of that.

[manker]

It's around about this time that one starts wondering whether manker crossed the pubicon with one of them hawt burds wot he was getting shitfaced yesterday, and hasn't made it home, or he's too ashamed to post or too delighted to post or some wondrous amalgam of everything I've just said.

He can't lose really, can he.Everyone drinks pints.
Was the answer to the question I asked myself of how can I remain more sober than a bunch of girls.

It didn't work out that way.
I was asked to leave McDonald's (of all places) for making a child cry. In all fairness, he did look like he'd had enough chips and I'd dropped mine.

[manker]

Nope. I guess I could ask on some snowboarding board (:smilie4:) but I'm sick of registering on websites due to Christmas shopping and I'd prolly just get a bunch of 'dude' and 'stoked' type comments. I can't really be arsed with any of that.Last time I went skiing I borrowed a pair from a mate, they were Dragon DX Goggles and were an iridescent shade of purple.
They stopped snow getting in my eyes, I didn't go blind and If I had to describe them using one three letter word, I would choose 'rad'.

Sorry if my review got too technical there.

[Skiz]

Nope. I guess I could ask on some snowboarding board (:smilie4:) but I'm sick of registering on websites due to Christmas shopping and I'd prolly just get a bunch of 'dude' and 'stoked' type comments. I can't really be arsed with any of that.Last time I went skiing I borrowed a pair from a mate, they were Dragon DX Goggles and were an iridescent shade of purple.
They stopped snow getting in my eyes, I didn't go blind and If I had to describe them using one three letter word, I would choose 'rad'.

Sorry if my review got too technical there.

Those appear to be cylindrical and not spherical. Not good enough. Perhaps I should have mentioned that. :ph34r:

Is there skiing in England or did you head south? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

wachya, slags :smilie4:

gonna go do all my krissmus shopping on my lunch break today as im sick and dangerous lyke that :eyebrows: then off out binge drinking tonight with some phit burds then getting a 5 hour coach up to the midlands tomorrow ....with the misses <_<

[Mr. Mulder]

Done. 40 minutes in and out, just lyke secks :smilie4:

i even bought my self some new trainers, didn't even try them on. all of this would have taken a stoopid female an entire day. :smilie4:

[manker]

Done. 40 minutes in and out, just lyke secks :smilie4:

i even bought my self some new trainers, didn't even try them on. all of this would have taken a stoopid female an entire day. :smilie4:you.fucking.rawk
Mind you do take too long at secks, wtf like 40 mins lolrofl noob

I only have to get stuff for teh missus, she got the pressies for everyone else so I'm going to do that in a minute. It's pissing down though, so she will understand that I could only go to indoor places which i think you young people of today call 'malls'.

[manker]

Last time I went skiing I borrowed a pair from a mate, they were Dragon DX Goggles and were an iridescent shade of purple.
They stopped snow getting in my eyes, I didn't go blind and If I had to describe them using one three letter word, I would choose 'rad'.

Sorry if my review got too technical there.

Those appear to be cylindrical and not spherical. Not good enough. Perhaps I should have mentioned that. :ph34r:

Is there skiing in England or did you head south? :unsure:I'm not English :dabs:

I went to Kitzbuhel in Austria where the skiers outnumber the snowboarders quite considerably.
Which was nice.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm not English :dabs:

...

Yes you are, we annexed your piss poor little state centuries ago.

[manker]

I'm not English :dabs:

...

Yes you are, we annexed your piss poor little state centuries ago.Dewd, I know you're old enough to be the object of your desire's father.
But surely even you weren't around centuries ago.

[NotLettingItGo]

Dewd, I know you're old enough to be the object of your desire's father.
But surely even you weren't around centuries ago.

:lol:

My wife is Welsh, you should have seen how much she enjoyed watching me supporting some small African state when they played against Wales... no sense of humour some people.

[manker]

I bet she loved it.
We put 80 points on Namibia in the RWC :happy:

[Artemis]

I bet she loved it.
We put 80 points on Namibia in the RWC :happy:

We still won it :naughty:

[manker]

I bet she loved it.
We put 80 points on Namibia in the RWC :happy:

We still won it :naughty:I thought you were an ex-pat :o

I have no real basis for this apart from I think I once read a post which said you were Scotch.

[Skiz]

Those appear to be cylindrical and not spherical. Not good enough. Perhaps I should have mentioned that. :ph34r:

Is there skiing in England or did you head south? :unsure:I'm not English :dabs:

I knew it was somewhere in the UK... Wales maybe?

Austria always sounds like an excellent place to go. I know absolutely nothing about it, I just think it looks nice in the photties I've seen. :idunno:

I have been to Germany and Switzerland however and that was nice. I'd like to do the UK but exchange rates aren't exactly favorable. :snooty:

[Artemis]

I thought you were an ex-pat http://filesharingtalk.com/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

I have no real basis for this apart from I think I once read a post which said you were Scotch.

I got exported as a kid, the whole extended family up and transplanted over the course of a couple of years, but I lost the brogue being young. Having spent most of my life here, when New Zealand wins something (especially the RWC) of course I am going support it.

One other plus, it's the middle of a beautiful summer here, we are going to have a barbecue for Christmas day, do manly things and burn food while getting pissed in the sun. :naughty:

[manker]

I thought you were an ex-pat http://filesharingtalk.com/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

I have no real basis for this apart from I think I once read a post which said you were Scotch.

I got exported as a kid, the whole extended family up and transplanted over the course of a couple of years, but I lost the brogue being young. Having spent most of my life here, when New Zealand wins something (especially the RWC) of course I am going support it.

One other plus, it's the middle of a beautiful summer here, we are going to have a barbecue for Christmas day, do manly things and burn food while getting pissed in the sun. :naughty:Oh, quite. Makes sense if you've been there most of your life.
When I think of ex-pats, I think of the recent exports such as cricket supporters in aus or the mahogany sixty year olds in Magaluf, who are way more patriotic than people who've lived in the UK their whole life.

And, yeah. Enjoy your beer, barbie and lumberjackery. I've just been shopping in the sleet :mellow:

[manker]

I'm not English :dabs:

I knew it was somewhere in the UK... Wales maybe?

Austria always sounds like an excellent place to go. I know absolutely nothing about it, I just think it looks nice in the photties I've seen. :idunno:

I have been to Germany and Switzerland however and that was nice. I'd like to do the UK but exchange rates aren't exactly favorable. :snooty:Austria is almost exactly the same as Switzerland except Austria is slightly more German and Switzerland seems more French.
You probably got the better deal.

We're strong against the Dollar but weak against the Euro; the trick for you to get more bang for your buck would be to change to Euros before you come and then convert to Sterling upon your arrival.

[Artemis]

And, yeah. Enjoy your beer, barbie and lumberjackery. I've just been shopping in the sleet :mellow:

Every year we get pictures from relatives in Glesga, showing that it is colder than a polar bear's left testicle, we just larf :thumbsup:

[manker]

Yeah but they do have more heroin than you guys :smilie4:
It's practically free there so long as you don't mind catching aids.

[Something Else]

:lol:

Evensup Jesus heathens.

[Something Else]

Installed my new PSU. Been off since the last one died a week or so ago. A lot of fiddly wiring, and trial and error pin placement which resulted in me winning. :smilie4:

[manker]

And the reward for your win is the internets.

Has there ever been a better prize for a man vs machine contest.
I think not.

[Something Else]

Using it to watch Charlie Brooker's
How TV Ruined Your Life.

[mjmacky]

I'd like to do the UK but exchange rates aren't exactly favorable. :snooty:
We're strong against the Dollar but weak against the Euro; the trick for you to get more bang for your buck would be to change to Euros before you come and then convert to Sterling upon your arrival.

Did I misread that you were an accountant manker? That would be a terrible idea unless you want to aid the banks in relieving our traveler of the burdensome weight of his papers.

Bank of America (https://www4.bankofamerica.com/foreigncurrency/index.action) (U.S.) exchange rate December 24th, 2011
Bank sells £ 1.00 @ $ 1.6374 --- buys £ 1.00 @ $ 1.4809
Bank sells € 1.00 @ $ 1.3729 --- buys € 1.00 @ $ 1.2355

Post Office (http://www.postoffice.co.uk/travel/travel-money/foreign-currency) (U.K.) exchange rate December 24th, 2011
Post office buys £ 1.00 @ $ 1.528 --- Sell £ 1.00 @ $ 1.74
Post office buys £ 1.00 @ € 1.17 --- Sell £ 1.00 @ € 1.34

So if you convert $ 1000 in U.S. to Euros, you'll have € 728.39. Exchanging those Euros at a post office in England will yield £ 543.57
If you convert $ 1000 in U.S. to Pounds, you'll have £ 610.72. Or if you exchanged $ 1000 in England, it'll yield £ 574.71

Either way the worst deal is always to convert currency twice over converting it once. Money is always lost during personal conversions, and that loss gets compounded. The best bet would be to convert U.S. dollars to currency you need abroad while still in the U.S. Naturally there are some market variations depending on where you perform your exchanges, but they don't fluctuate so much as to make the original proposal worthwhile.

[Alien5]

Apparently it's christmas day tomorrow all day.

[Alien5]

Also chalice wants you to stalk him.

[Alien5]

What happens if you eat 855 grams of chocolate?

[mjmacky]

What is alien posting, does it relate to the mundane analysis of currency exchange that I posted? If it's not, but rather some inane uninteresting shit, then don't bother paraphrasing.

[iLOVENZB]

What is alien posting, does it relate to the mundane analysis of currency exchange that I posted? If it's not, but rather some inane uninteresting shit, then don't bother paraphrasing.

His post would probably be relevant in the 15th century: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate#Mesoamerica_history

[chedye]

roger that

[Alien5]

I ralfed man...

Cider, Beer, wine, booze, beer, and cider don't mix.

[mjmacky]

Roger, that pack of batteries you shoved up my ass last night is still in there, and it is really starting to hurt.

/fixed

[Mr. Mulder]

'yo. :smilie4:

[Artemis]

'sup :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

later i will tell you all the story of Friday. when i did mdma for the first thyme and ended up in bed with some dude and a woman.

[Alien5]

Id like to know why you decided to try it.

[Alien5]

... I mean the ecstasy, not the people you were in bed with.

[Mr. Mulder]

so teenagers would think im cool. :smilie4:

[Alien5]

I don't think I know anyone who is cooler than you.

[Alien5]

Except Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Mr. Mulder]

:(

[manker]

We're strong against the Dollar but weak against the Euro; the trick for you to get more bang for your buck would be to change to Euros before you come and then convert to Sterling upon your arrival.

Did I misread that you were an accountant manker? That would be a terrible idea unless you want to aid the banks in relieving our traveler of the burdensome weight of his papers.

Bank of America (https://www4.bankofamerica.com/foreigncurrency/index.action) (U.S.) exchange rate December 24th, 2011
Bank sells £ 1.00 @ $ 1.6374 --- buys £ 1.00 @ $ 1.4809
Bank sells € 1.00 @ $ 1.3729 --- buys € 1.00 @ $ 1.2355

Post Office (http://www.postoffice.co.uk/travel/travel-money/foreign-currency) (U.K.) exchange rate December 24th, 2011
Post office buys £ 1.00 @ $ 1.528 --- Sell £ 1.00 @ $ 1.74
Post office buys £ 1.00 @ € 1.17 --- Sell £ 1.00 @ € 1.34

So if you convert $ 1000 in U.S. to Euros, you'll have € 728.39. Exchanging those Euros at a post office in England will yield £ 543.57
If you convert $ 1000 in U.S. to Pounds, you'll have £ 610.72. Or if you exchanged $ 1000 in England, it'll yield £ 574.71

Either way the worst deal is always to convert currency twice over converting it once. Money is always lost during personal conversions, and that loss gets compounded. The best bet would be to convert U.S. dollars to currency you need abroad while still in the U.S. Naturally there are some market variations depending on where you perform your exchanges, but they don't fluctuate so much as to make the original proposal worthwhile.Sometimes, you weight your tackle for a roach but you end up with a carp.

On times such as these, you often have to manage what you've laid out with extreme care and manoeuvre the quarry with utmost dexterity to the desired location lest your flimsy rig rents asunder.
There is the rare occasion, however, that one of these leviathans of the deep leap right into the keep-net.

[manker]

so teenagers would think im cool. :smilie4:Mon frere :smilie4:

If we're talking age numbers, you can fit two decent size teenagers into me.
So impress awai :smilie4:

[Alien5]

:p

[Alien5]

About talking

[Alien5]

Typing is the same as talking

[Alien5]

Talk with your fingers you can?

[Alien5]

Write it louder

[Alien5]

Hi ...........
You haven't been back to Facebook recently. You have received notifications while you were gone.

10 messages 22 photo tags 58 group invites
4 event invites 1 poke 160 friend requests
2 friend suggestions

[Alien5]

Poke my arse

[Alien5]

fuck sake

[mjmacky]

Did I misread that you were an accountant manker? That would be a terrible idea unless you want to aid the banks in relieving our traveler of the burdensome weight of his papers.

Bank of America (https://www4.bankofamerica.com/foreigncurrency/index.action) (U.S.) exchange rate December 24th, 2011
Bank sells £ 1.00 @ $ 1.6374 --- buys £ 1.00 @ $ 1.4809
Bank sells € 1.00 @ $ 1.3729 --- buys € 1.00 @ $ 1.2355

Post Office (http://www.postoffice.co.uk/travel/travel-money/foreign-currency) (U.K.) exchange rate December 24th, 2011
Post office buys £ 1.00 @ $ 1.528 --- Sell £ 1.00 @ $ 1.74
Post office buys £ 1.00 @ € 1.17 --- Sell £ 1.00 @ € 1.34

So if you convert $ 1000 in U.S. to Euros, you'll have € 728.39. Exchanging those Euros at a post office in England will yield £ 543.57
If you convert $ 1000 in U.S. to Pounds, you'll have £ 610.72. Or if you exchanged $ 1000 in England, it'll yield £ 574.71

Either way the worst deal is always to convert currency twice over converting it once. Money is always lost during personal conversions, and that loss gets compounded. The best bet would be to convert U.S. dollars to currency you need abroad while still in the U.S. Naturally there are some market variations depending on where you perform your exchanges, but they don't fluctuate so much as to make the original proposal worthwhile.Sometimes, you weight your tackle for a roach but you end up with a carp.

On times such as these, you often have to manage what you've laid out with extreme care and maneuver the quarry with utmost dexterity to the desired location lest your flimsy rig rents asunder.
There is the rare occasion, however, that one of these leviathans of the deep leap right into the keep-net.

Would you mind rewriting that using an analogy that doesn't involve fishing. At least, I think it was fishing, it seemed to be using too much angler and/or naval jargon.

If I were to have my choice, perhaps use the "going postal in the office" scenario.

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh hai, THE INTERNET! :smilie4:

fucking well bored!! there's no work to do. :dabs:

[manker]

Sometimes, you weight your tackle for a roach but you end up with a carp.

On times such as these, you often have to manage what you've laid out with extreme care and maneuver the quarry with utmost dexterity to the desired location lest your flimsy rig rents asunder.
There is the rare occasion, however, that one of these leviathans of the deep leap right into the keep-net.

Would you mind rewriting that using an analogy that doesn't involve fishing. At least, I think it was fishing, it seemed to be using too much angler and/or naval jargon.

If I were to have my choice, perhaps use the "going postal in the office" scenario.That fishing analogy was perfect.
Heathen :snooty:


Quick overview:
I was aiming for an addled Austinite but ended up with a completely confounded chemist.

Also, I had to google the gentilic for that. Who knew.
I prefer Austinian.

[manker]

Oh hai, THE INTERNET! :smilie4:

fucking well bored!! there's no work to do. :dabs:you're the internet, you big silly.

Tell us about the other night with your roasting 3 men and a little lady bedtime shenanigans or do something else ftw.

[marklefe]

first post and I win

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh hai, THE INTERNET! :smilie4:

fucking well bored!! there's no work to do. :dabs:you're the internet, you big silly.

Tell us about the other night with your roasting 3 men and a little lady bedtime shenanigans or do something else ftw.

there's a lot of typing and grammar needed for the full story but basically we had some people round our flat, drank and did coke. then i left them all to meet up with some woman, we then did coke in most of the bar bathrooms in town and ended up meeting up with these teenagers. they said come back to theirs for booze, drugs and secks. so we went back with them. they treated us to some mdma then hours later it was thyme for sleep so i got into a spare bed with said woman and we were completely fucked and then some dude slipped right in too but i didn’t question it because it all seemed perfectly natural at the thyme? no secks actions happened. there was some light petting but then i woke up three hours later, slipped out of the flat and made my way home :smilie4:

[NotLettingItGo]

Fuck sake Mouldy... you shouldn't be telling stuff like that to the mentalists around here... they'll not understand that it wasn't your fault the woman had to invite some other dude to come and shag her cause you weren't up to it.

[manker]

you're the internet, you big silly.

Tell us about the other night with your roasting 3 men and a little lady bedtime shenanigans or do something else ftw.

there's a lot of typing and grammar needed for the full story but basically we had some people round our flat, drank and did coke. then i left them all to meet up with some woman, we then did coke in most of the bar bathrooms in town and ended up meeting up with these teenagers. they said come back to theirs for booze, drugs and secks. so we went back with them. they treated us to some mdma then hours later it was thyme for sleep so i got into a spare bed with said woman and we were completely fucked and then some dude slipped right in too but i didn’t question it because it all seemed perfectly natural at the thyme? no secks actions happened. there was some light petting but then i woke up three hours later, slipped out of the flat and made my way home :smilie4:Subtle retreat after light petting :smilie4:
You rogue :smilie4:

I think it does that because when I took ecstasy in the before time, it made me all hand holdy and over-friendly. Me and my mate decided we'd go and lie down on a mountainside and look at the sky all night while taking acid and looking at shooting stars. We didn't because we just went home instead - but still, it seemed gheyer than two pink dogs when we were on about it the next day :ermm:

[fuckapo]

The Sound of Silence---Simon & Garfunkel

watching watchmen ..nice

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy, you haven't done anything until you've had LSD. Honestly it's one of my favourite experiences, ever! It changed pretty much my perception of life and how I see things. Better than that shit that makes you sweaty and dehydrates you!

[fuckapo]

you must be in a really nice sorrounding... to do lsd

[Mr. Mulder]

Fuck sake Mouldy... you shouldn't be telling stuff like that to the mentalists around here... they'll not understand that it wasn't your fault the woman had to invite some other dude to come and shag her cause you weren't up to it.

i tried masturbating just last night after my flatmate had gone to bed but i was too high to get it up so just ended up watching king of the hill instead. true story.

[Mr. Mulder]

there's a lot of typing and grammar needed for the full story but basically we had some people round our flat, drank and did coke. then i left them all to meet up with some woman, we then did coke in most of the bar bathrooms in town and ended up meeting up with these teenagers. they said come back to theirs for booze, drugs and secks. so we went back with them. they treated us to some mdma then hours later it was thyme for sleep so i got into a spare bed with said woman and we were completely fucked and then some dude slipped right in too but i didn’t question it because it all seemed perfectly natural at the thyme? no secks actions happened. there was some light petting but then i woke up three hours later, slipped out of the flat and made my way home :smilie4:Subtle retreat after light petting :smilie4:
You rogue :smilie4:

I think it does that because when I took ecstasy in the before time, it made me all hand holdy and over-friendly. Me and my mate decided we'd go and lie down on a mountainside and look at the sky all night while taking acid and looking at shooting stars. We didn't because we just went home instead - but still, it seemed gheyer than two pink dogs when we were on about it the next day :ermm:

i can see how that would happen, there's no judgment here broseph ( :ermm: )

[mjmacky]

That fishing analogy was perfect.
Heathen :snooty:

Quick overview:
I was aiming for an addled Austinite but ended up with a completely confounded chemist.

Also, I had to google the gentilic for that. Who knew.
I prefer Austinian.

I honestly don't think he even paid attention to the advice. All that was really accomplished is you discovering that I don't like sitting around for hours on a boat pretending to round up a meal I'd never eat.

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, flangewhistles!111 :smilie4:

went out last night, feel nasty today... :dabs:

[manker]

That fishing analogy was perfect.
Heathen :snooty:

Quick overview:
I was aiming for an addled Austinite but ended up with a completely confounded chemist.

Also, I had to google the gentilic for that. Who knew.
I prefer Austinian.

I honestly don't think he even paid attention to the advice. All that was really accomplished is you discovering that I don't like sitting around for hours on a boat pretending to round up a meal I'd never eat.Accomplishment is something I didn't consider prior to that post. I rarely think of it that way.

I think you'd like fishing if you went with me. We'd find a river on a mountainside, line up our rods side-by-side and gaze up at the heavens looking for shooting stars while taking acid.

[manker]

Sup, flangewhistles!111 :smilie4:

went out last night, feel nasty today... :dabs:Same :dabs:

In other news; I just knocked one out to the pic of Squeams with pubes taped to her face.

[mjmacky]

I think you'd like fishing if you went with me. We'd find a river on a mountainside, line up our rods side-by-side and gaze up at the heavens looking for shooting stars while taking acid.

Only if you promise to hold my hand and never mention it again. Perhaps we could add a narcotic to the mix, vinegar just doesn't get me into that kind of mood.

[manker]

I think you'd like fishing if you went with me. We'd find a river on a mountainside, line up our rods side-by-side and gaze up at the heavens looking for shooting stars while taking acid.

Only if you promise to hold my hand and never mention it again. Perhaps we could add a narcotic to the mix, vinegar just doesn't get me into that kind of mood.Why don't you cook something up in the lab especially for the occasion.

I'll beta test it for you. I'm not fussy about what I put in my mouth :kiss:

[mjmacky]

Only if you promise to hold my hand and never mention it again. Perhaps we could add a narcotic to the mix, vinegar just doesn't get me into that kind of mood.Why don't you cook something up in the lab especially for the occasion.

I'll beta test it for you. I'm not fussy about what I put in my mouth :kiss:

I tend to only cook up something in the kitchen, perhaps I can offer your parted lips some of my raman noodle.

[manker]

I remember this one time that I went into the kitchen ... no, wait. I'm thinking of a girl going into the kitchen on my behalf.

Cooking :ghey:

[megabyteme]

Cooking :ghey:

Cooking is VERY manly. So is vacuuming, doing the dishes, changing the kids, shopping for groceries, laundry, and cleaning the bathroom.

Wait a minute...FUCK! I've been duped... :cry:

[mjmacky]

I remember this one time that I went into the kitchen ... no, wait. I'm thinking of a girl going into the kitchen on my behalf.

Cooking :ghey:

You say gay, I say done right.

[Skiz]

SOPA. I can't be bothered to read about it. Summarize please.

[megabyteme]

SOPA. I can't be bothered to read about it. Summarize please.

A currently being discussed bill that would allow copyright holders to take down ENTIRE sites due to ANY copyrighted material found on the site. It is GREATLY unpopular, and after GoDaddy got kicked in the nuts REALLY hard for backing it publicly, many once-backers such as Sony have turned against it.

It is very likely doomed due to public rage, and commercial repercussions for backing it.

I am certain the Industries will try again later, behind closed doors. They won't stop. However, this will speak to any politician who backs a future incarnation of the bill that their political career will be over for supporting such a bill.

[mjmacky]

SOPA. I can't be bothered to read about it. Summarize please.

It's an anagram for soap. It's also a means to censor the internet. You'd like it.

[Barbarossa]

'sup internets. :coffee:

Last week I went to a party and I can't remember coming come, but I'm not still there...? :unsure:

What's going on?

[Artemis]

'sup internets. :coffee:

Last week I went to a party and I can't remember coming come, but I'm not still there...? :unsure:

What's going on?


Did you take the blue pill or the red pill ? :blink:

[Alien5]

Or none or Both?

[Barbarossa]

Last thing I remember was drinking wine from a bottle and walking around grinning at everybody

[Barbarossa]

what are you supposed to do with it?

[Artemis]

You have really crap public transport. :blink:

http://i.imgur.com/3axlj.jpg

[Barbarossa]

some places have cows on the streets.. but europe seems not to have it.. i wonder why.. does your government ban these sort of activities?

Because mulder would bum them all.

[Barbarossa]

You have really crap public transport. :blink:

http://i.imgur.com/3axlj.jpg

That's pretty much my commute to work right there.



Except it's not raining :(

[Alien5]

:shit: stepped in cow turd

[Barbarossa]

I've never been to India. I'm waiting for India to come to me

[megabyteme]

I've never been to India. I'm waiting for India to come to me

Chances are, they've been calling your house, and have access to computers with your credit card info. They're practically neighbors already.

[Cheese]

Evening all. Hope you all had fantastic festive times and happy new years.

I got an Inspector Spacetime t-shirt for xmas, I don't think I've ever been happier.

[megabyteme]

I imagine there are some Patrick Stewart (or, more likely, Sesame Street) fans around here...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=hA7lv1SDzno


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=hNatvLe18ro

[Proper Bo]

3-0:stuart:

[tesco]

Congrats bo.



What's the name of that beatles song where I think it's paul singing about going up to a girl's door, ringing the bell, nobody answers, but then he sees her inside through the window?

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILdBDOPoEDQ
I nearly dieddddddd

[Proper Bo]

That's twice I've won the internets.
I'm still waiting for it to be delivered tho'.

[Barbarossa]

You have to download it I think. Check out the bittard section for details..

Mornsup :coffee:

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.examiner.com/luxury-lifestyle-in-new-york/jay-z-pays-1-3-million-to-rent-out-entire-hospital-floor-to-secure-his-newborn

They redecorated the maternity ward and denied other people access to their babies?:unsure: I think at some point some people shouldn't be allowed to have any more money.

[megabyteme]

http://www.examiner.com/luxury-lifestyle-in-new-york/jay-z-pays-1-3-million-to-rent-out-entire-hospital-floor-to-secure-his-newborn

They redecorated the maternity ward and denied other people access to their babies?:unsure: I think at some point some people shouldn't be allowed to have any more money.

Fack 'em. It's America. If someone wants to see their baby, they should have though of renting out the entire floor first. Geesh, you commie Canadian. :ermm:

And the old, tired, "But, but...I'm too poor to rent out the entire maternity wing." just doesn't fly. This is the land of opportunity. If two black people can afford to do it, anyone can...

[Something Else]

New episode of Ax Men was on last night in the States. The only place I can find it is iTunes. $2.99 (7p) .

I'm not prepared to pay that. :fist:

[tesco]

This made me lol:
96832

[mjmacky]

This made me lol:
96832

Perhaps the one who wrote that suffered behind the Great Firewall of China. You get very little internet with their plans.

[Barbarossa]

Tesco I want to be a "veteran", not "retired staff", please.

Make it so :01:

Edit: Oh wow, I am :D Never noticed that before. hahahahahaahahahaha


Thanks, I love you :wub:

Mornsup internets, where's mulder? :coffee:

[Something Else]

New episode of Ax Men was on last night in the States. The only place I can find it is iTunes. $2.99 (7p) .

I'm not prepared to pay that. :fist:

I'm going to cut a tree down every day until someone puts it on the interwebs.

[thebazzla]

New episode of Ax Men was on last night in the States. The only place I can find it is iTunes. $2.99 (7p) .

I'm not prepared to pay that. :fist:

I'm going to cut a tree down every day until someone puts it on the interwebs.yikes whatever have those poor old trees done to you. have you by any chance looked at bt junkie ,
i have just d/loaded it to see what all the excitement/ fascination you have with this tv show...............

[Something Else]

I have to cut them down anyway. It's my job. :smilie4:

Nope, haven't checked. Can you look for me please. Ax Men S05E01

I only watch it because i'm interested in the work some of the bigger logging crews do. It's not a great show.

[thebazzla]

i do know what you do for a living ben i was jesting as they apparently say.and
yep its on there ben i have just finished downloading it...........

[thebazzla]

forget that ax men file its password protected...

[Something Else]

Just found the SD version of it on iTunes for $1.99 (12p).

Still way too high for my liking. Thanks for downloading that virus so I didn't have to. :smilie4:

My mate watched it on the history channel on Sunday night. He's in Texas at the moment. Someone must have recorded it, Shirley.

If you did, please send the VHS tape and an SAE to insure safe return. kthxbai

[thebazzla]

good job i never opened it i always use Dziobas Rar Player to watch rared files.it does indeed look like you are going to have to cut down some trees after all..........

[Something Else]

woohoo, or something else.

[IdolEyes787]

Just found the SD version of it on iTunes for $1.99 (12p).

Still way too high for my liking. Thanks for downloading that virus so I didn't have to. :smilie4:

My mate watched it on the history channel on Sunday night. He's in Texas at the moment. Someone must have recorded it, Shirley.

If you did, please send the VHS tape and an SAE to insure safe return. kthxbai

Wouldn't it be easier to simply find different interests?
Btw I looked and as far as I can tell people who upload stuff to the internet appear to dislike manual labour.Either that or they spend all their time watching Fox.

[IdolEyes787]

I have a large Oak tree that is badly in need of some surgery so if you are willing to foot the expense of a plane ticket to Canada and do something about that tree ,I would be willing to let you watch the History Channel in recompense.

[Something Else]

Send me pics, or it never happened. :naughty:

[IdolEyes787]

Send me pics, or it never happened. :naughty:

It's dark out now but I'll do it tomorrow if I can overcome the immense feeling of not wanting to bother that I'm currently suffering. In meantime I will describe it.
It's big and possibly made of wood with a large central part and a lot of smaller less large parts.

There also could possibly be squirrels involved somehow.

[IdolEyes787]

Don't know is this will work for you but http://www.history.com/shows/ax-men/videos/ax-men-ax-is-back#ax-men-ax-is-back

[Proper Bo]

hoi hippy twunt, i just saw a torrent for that ghey tree thing ewe were looking for

[Something Else]

hoi hippy twunt, i just saw a torrent for that ghey tree thing ewe were looking for

Ewe aint :rod: me today, Geordie.

[Proper Bo]

hoi hippy twunt, i just saw a torrent for that ghey tree thing ewe were looking for

Ewe aint :rod: me today, Geordie.

Ax.Men.S05E01.Ax.is.Back.HDTV.XviD-MOMENTUM
:snooty:

[Something Else]

Don't know is this will work for you but http://www.history.com/shows/ax-men/videos/ax-men-ax-is-back#ax-men-ax-is-back

That'll work, if you record it, and then send it to me, or something else. Thanks. :smilie4:

[thebazzla]

indeed Ax.Men.S05E01.Ax.is.Back.HDTV.XviD-MOMENTUM has finally hit the tracker sites.. now i want to see why ben finds it so intriguing.....

[Something Else]

Ewe aint :rod: me today, Geordie.

Ax.Men.S05E01.Ax.is.Back.HDTV.XviD-MOMENTUM
:snooty:

Haplogies. Thanks. It's not on the usenets yet. :eyebrows: