Last one to post wins the internets

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=satZd-V_5uA

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy, The answer is pretty fucking simple; build more dams to capture the water. Not only is there water for when the drought season occurs but there's no flood mess like what's happening now. Yes, floods will still be likely to occur but attempting to fix something is better than giving slutty 13 year old girls money for having kids.

[iLOVENZB]

17 more days till...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaNpYpSZ2C4

[iLOVENZB]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2998493&d=1294696326

[iLOVENZB]

http://i56.tinypic.com/66966w.jpg

no homo

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/3204840swsw.gif

[iLOVENZB]

In an effort to get the studio executives to commit to making the movie, Zack Snyder (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0811583/) and his team scanned every image from Frank Miller (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0588340/)'s graphic novel into a computer. They then removed all of the dialogue and descriptive prose, and added simple animation to each frame (such as burning fire, moving clouds, sparkling eyes etc.). They then edited these shots together into what amounted to an animated comic strip, and Snyder hired his friend Scott Glenn (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001277/) to record a voice-over narration for the piece. Snyder brought the film to Warner Bros., but they said they needed more to convince them that the movie could work. As such, he decided to shoot a live-action 'test' - a 90-second 360-degree continuous shot featuring a single Spartan killing several Persians. The combination of the animated comic images and the test convinced Warner Bros. that Snyder and his team were capable of making the movie. An extract from the animation as well as the entire test can be found as an Easter egg on disc 1 of the 2-Disc special edition DVD of the film.

[Barbarossa]

I'm not waiting until Easter, ffs :fist:

[iLOVENZB]

Neither do Australian retail bakers:

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/never-too-early-to-hop-into-chocolate/story-e6frg6of-1225981346195

[enoughfakefiles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7l7IHXZwk

[senegal]

:mellow:

[Bionic]

^? Noticed the rookie...

[IdolEyes787]

Nice to see that Charlie Sheen has finally seemed to have learned his lesson .
http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/11/charlie-sheen-missing-las-vegas-rehab-porn-two-and-a-half-men-set/

I wonder what his life would be like if he wasn't makes 3 million dollars an episode for that shitty show of his?

[Bionic]

Rofl that guy is living it

[Bionic]

and I still can't believe he makes 3mil an epi, that sux

[megabyteme]

If you had your choice of returning to Two and a Half Men or stay in Vegas with three porn stars, which would you do? The show is excruciating to watch- I can only imagine how painful it must be to make.

I can picture Charlie doing an Office Space routine...


I hate my job. I don't think I am going back there anymore...

Apparently, one of the porn stars is Bree Olsen. I hope she doesn't catch anything from him. :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

I fucking love the real life antics of the sheen! going on a bender in vegas with bree olsen when you're meant to be working. It's not often a hero comes along...

Though i'd rather cut out my own eyeballs with blunt wooden spoons and set fire to them than watch two and a half men.


/wurksup :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/11/korea-hackers-mount-cyber-skirmishes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5y-kpVtSE

bwahahaha! interweb shenannigans :rolleyes: ...though it is a bit like poking a mentally insane bear :ermm:

[iLOVENZB]

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/429490-Pinnacle-of-sitcoms-Fawlty-Towers?p=3548635#post3548635

[Mr. Mulder]

How dare you trick me into leaving the lounge :no:


and peep show > inbetweeners > faulty towers.

[Barbarossa]

I'm hungry, but I can't be arsed to stand up and go downstairs to get a banana :dabs:

[iLOVENZB]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090410154022AAyHxpW

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm hungry, but I can't be arsed to stand up and go downstairs to get a banana :dabs:


if time is on your side...
http://www.ehow.com/how_2111811_grow-banana-tree.html

[Mr. Mulder]

i just went into town and bought one of these lyke, its what im going to boot my well tiny linux media center off of

64069

and yesterday i got one of these

64070

so i can have it boot from usb right off the motherboard pins lyke.


true story.

[faithless13]

i win

[Mr. Mulder]

was gonna spend lyke 60squid on some mini pci-e ssd or even just a 2.5 sata ssd but then fort, all the media is gonna be stored on an external hdd and all that's needed is a basic os install so for lyke fifteen squids, problem solved :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

i am so awesome and dangerous, women are lucky to know me :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

just installed the distro here in the office to the ultra small hp "stick". i've ewesed xmbc live, except it doesn't act like a live disc it actually installs native to the usb drive, ewe burn the iso to a cd then the cd detects the usb drive as a permanent storage device and allows ewe to install to it, and so it will save any files/changes ewe make to it. result. :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.totallysevere.com/art/em_milhouse.jpg

[Proper Bo]

lol, burned a cd.

install from a usb stick to another usb stick > *

[Something Else]

I'm trying to boot a Sharp MM1110 Netbook off a bootable USB with Ubuntu on it. It has an option to boot from USB in the BIOS, but it won't recognise the USB when booting up. :fist:

[Something Else]

There's no disc drive btw. It has a network boot option, but fucknose what that does. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

when ewe f12 into boot options does the usb drive show lyke? i saw this one bios this one thyme wot listed a usb drive with an .iso as a usb cd drive :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

There's no disc drive btw. It has a network boot option, but fucknose what that does. :dabs:

that's for pxe booting, dawg.

[Proper Bo]

I'm trying to boot a Sharp MM1110 Netbook off a bootable USB with Ubuntu on it. It has an option to boot from USB in the BIOS, but it won't recognise the USB when booting up. :fist:

the obvious question being is the usb hactually formatted properly to be bootable.

[Something Else]

when ewe f12 into boot options does the usb drive show lyke? i saw this one bios this one thyme wot listed a usb drive with an .iso as a usb cd drive :pinch:

When I F12, I see a Disc Drive, Floppy Drive, Hard Drive, or Network.

It doesn't have the first two, but I tried selecting the Disc Drive incase. It just restarts, starts booting XP, then blue screens and restarts.

Is it worth taking the battery off the mobo?! To reset the cmos, like. There's a small reset button on the underside which i've pushed lots. Doesn't seem to help. :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

wot bo said.

did ewe ewse the pendrivelinux tool to make the ubuntu .iso bootable? so it formats it all in ext3 lyke?

have ewe tried a different usb port? some frontal/side ones can prevent ewe from booting to them.

in bios ewe said its set to boot to usb? having wake on usb can somethymes make a difference if your bios has it? also disabling fastboot if you have that option too lyke

[Something Else]

I'm trying to boot a Sharp MM1110 Netbook off a bootable USB with Ubuntu on it. It has an option to boot from USB in the BIOS, but it won't recognise the USB when booting up. :fist:

the obvious question being is the usb hactually formatted properly to be bootable.

I've just done all that. And properly. :snooty:


I went for Ubuntu ntebook remix or something else. Is it worth using a slimmer OS like Puppy Linux.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.pendrivelinux.com/universal-usb-installer-easy-as-1-2-3/

ewe have to ewese this app to make the drive and .iso bootable homes, ewe know?

[Something Else]

That's a yes to all of the above. I've taken some phoaties:

http://thumbnails26.imagebam.com/11481/dcabf1114800057.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/dcabf1114800057) http://thumbnails35.imagebam.com/11481/d9c9c9114800072.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d9c9c9114800072) http://thumbnails34.imagebam.com/11481/d112fd114800079.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d112fd114800079) http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/11481/e0a466114800098.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e0a466114800098)

[Proper Bo]

the obvious question being is the usb hactually formatted properly to be bootable.

I've just done all that. And properly. :snooty:


I went for Ubuntu ntebook remix or something else. Is it worth using a slimmer OS like Puppy Linux.

I hurd a rumour that some company called microsoft or something made an OS that wurks with loiyke nearly all hardware and software. apparently it's quite popular and just wurks without loads of fannying about:unsure:

[Something Else]

http://www.pendrivelinux.com/universal-usb-installer-easy-as-1-2-3/

ewe have to ewese this app to make the drive and .iso bootable homes, ewe know?

I'm reformatting it with that. I used a different, similar tool which allowed multiole OSes.

[Proper Bo]

That's a yes to all of the above. I've taken some phoaties:

http://thumbnails26.imagebam.com/11481/dcabf1114800057.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/dcabf1114800057) http://thumbnails35.imagebam.com/11481/d9c9c9114800072.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d9c9c9114800072) http://thumbnails34.imagebam.com/11481/d112fd114800079.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d112fd114800079) http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/11481/e0a466114800098.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e0a466114800098)

since when did ipods have cameras?:o

[Something Else]

I've just done all that. And properly. :snooty:


I went for Ubuntu ntebook remix or something else. Is it worth using a slimmer OS like Puppy Linux.

I hurd a rumour that some company called microsoft or something made an OS that wurks with loiyke nearly all hardware and software. apparently it's quite popular and just wurks without loads of fannying about:unsure:

How do I make a bootable USB XP installer then. :unsure:

[Something Else]

That's a yes to all of the above. I've taken some phoaties:

http://thumbnails26.imagebam.com/11481/dcabf1114800057.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/dcabf1114800057) http://thumbnails35.imagebam.com/11481/d9c9c9114800072.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d9c9c9114800072) http://thumbnails34.imagebam.com/11481/d112fd114800079.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d112fd114800079) http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/11481/e0a466114800098.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e0a466114800098)

since when did ipods have cameras?:o

Since the iPod touch 4th gen came out. :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

I hurd a rumour that some company called microsoft or something made an OS that wurks with loiyke nearly all hardware and software. apparently it's quite popular and just wurks without loads of fannying about:unsure:

How do I make a bootable USB XP installer then. :unsure:

piece of pish, google "install xp from usb" and use any one of the brazillion guides.

[Proper Bo]

since when did ipods have cameras?:o

Since the iPod touch 4th gen came out. :snooty:

Image input equipment manufacturer: Apple
Image input equipment model: iPod touch
Software used: GIMP 2.6.11
Exposure time: 0.0333333
F number: 2.4
Exposure program: 2
ISO speed rating: 250
Shutter speed: 4.91474
Aperture: 2.52607
Metering mode: 1
Flash: 32
Lens focal length: 3.85
Subject area: 479, 359, 259, 259
Sensing method: 2
Exposure mode: 0
White balance: 0
Scene capture type: 0
Sharpness: 2

I'd adjust the white balance, like.

[Something Else]

I'm looking at this http://wintoflash.com/home/en/

I guess I need an XP ISO.

[Something Else]

Since the iPod touch 4th gen came out. :snooty:

Image input equipment manufacturer: Apple
Image input equipment model: iPod touch
Software used: GIMP 2.6.11
Exposure time: 0.0333333
F number: 2.4
Exposure program: 2
ISO speed rating: 250
Shutter speed: 4.91474
Aperture: 2.52607
Metering mode: 1
Flash: 32
Lens focal length: 3.85
Subject area: 479, 359, 259, 259
Sensing method: 2
Exposure mode: 0
White balance: 0
Scene capture type: 0
Sharpness: 2

I'd adjust the white balance, like.

Hoi. get your finger out of my metadata. The camera is just shite, and non-adjustable afaik. It is rather dark in here.

[Proper Bo]

Image input equipment manufacturer: Apple
Image input equipment model: iPod touch
Software used: GIMP 2.6.11
Exposure time: 0.0333333
F number: 2.4
Exposure program: 2
ISO speed rating: 250
Shutter speed: 4.91474
Aperture: 2.52607
Metering mode: 1
Flash: 32
Lens focal length: 3.85
Subject area: 479, 359, 259, 259
Sensing method: 2
Exposure mode: 0
White balance: 0
Scene capture type: 0
Sharpness: 2

I'd adjust the white balance, like.

Hoi. get your finger out of my metadata. The camera is just shite, and non-adjustable afaik. It is rather dark in here.

It's not my fault, opera told me it all.

[Mr. Mulder]

That's a yes to all of the above. I've taken some phoaties:

http://thumbnails26.imagebam.com/11481/dcabf1114800057.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/dcabf1114800057) http://thumbnails35.imagebam.com/11481/d9c9c9114800072.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d9c9c9114800072) http://thumbnails34.imagebam.com/11481/d112fd114800079.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d112fd114800079) http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/11481/e0a466114800098.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e0a466114800098)

disable quiet boot too, that can dick around with splash screens and prevent messages from appearing (i fink) also. see if that does anything different or even throw up a brief error message lyke?

[Proper Bo]

I'm looking at this http://wintoflash.com/home/en/

I guess I need an XP ISO.

ja.

My personal favourite method of installing windaes is using the iso mounted on a virtual drive, no fannying about formatting usb stuff or burning disks.

[Something Else]

I think i'm gonna need a USB Disc drive. :emo:

[Proper Bo]

pneub:no:

[Something Else]

I think that's what it means by boot from USB FD /CD.

It's pretty old.

[Mr. Mulder]

to summarize lyke:

usb boot is enabled
wake on usb (if ewe have it) is enabled
quick and quiet boot are dissabled
ewe've created the bootable usb drive using a ubuntu .iso (for the correct architecture .eg x86 etc) using the third party pendrivetool
ewe've tried different usb ports (and another usb stick if you have one)
ewe've tried a different linux distro like opensuse (and using the same pendrive tool)

lyke?

(i'd say upgrade the bios for sure too but good luck with it being sharp :pinch:

[Proper Bo]

Take the hard disk out, plug it into your desktop using the sata to usb connector that everyone should have one of and then install from the disk on the desktop.

What, ewe don't have a sata to usb connector? I have and it's orsumly handy (does IDE too)

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi bo, im looking through 9 of your facebook friends, what do ewe think about that? :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

Hoi bo, im looking through 9 of your facebook friends, what do ewe think about that? :eyebrows:

fap away, little man.

Just don't post anything on here that could link me to the real world, obviousment.

[Proper Bo]

Also, is that a life size baby?

[Mr. Mulder]

Get out of my head! :o

[Proper Bo]

I wasn't implying you were fapping over a baby, like.:unsure:

I meant the one you're standing beside.

[Snee]

I've just done all that. And properly. :snooty:


I went for Ubuntu ntebook remix or something else. Is it worth using a slimmer OS like Puppy Linux.

I hurd a rumour that some company called microsoft or something made an OS that wurks with loiyke nearly all hardware and software. apparently it's quite popular and just wurks without loads of fannying about:unsure:

I'm pretty sure micersoft didn't make knoppix :eyebrows:

Ubuntu, though, that's more like windows for people who can't afford windows or watevar, and who don't want to play like 80% of the gheymes on the market, and who think exploding icons on a dock is the bee's knees. Nubs :no:

As someone who ran ubuntu at work for over a year, I know how much fun that crap is when youse wanna do seriarse stuffs. Aptana died every time ubuntu upgraded something beginning with an x, and to get any sort of vpn working, I had to like make a perl script that converted the config files from whatever format cisco uses to something that worked with the free stuff for ubuntu.

Unless thousands of people want to use something with it, it's a gamble if it'll work, even if you get it from whatever they call their dodgy install manager. Also, it's what dumb people who wanna come off as smart use to feel more leet than windows users.

I hate ubuntu and I want it to die.

That astronaut fag who made it up needs a swift kick in the balls.

[Snee]

It's the inbred os of choice, fags on 4chan swear by it, morans on benchpants's board use it, old people like it, I'm told even Sherbert used it, and it's from Africa.

[Proper Bo]

I hurd a rumour that some company called microsoft or something made an OS that wurks with loiyke nearly all hardware and software. apparently it's quite popular and just wurks without loads of fannying about:unsure:

I'm pretty sure micersoft didn't make knoppix :eyebrows:

Ubuntu, though, that's more like windows for people who can't afford windows or watevar, and who don't want to play like 80% of the gheymes on the market, and who think exploding icons on a dock is the bee's knees. Nubs :no:

As someone who ran ubuntu at work for over a year, I know how much fun that crap is when youse wanna do seriarse stuffs. Aptana died every time ubuntu upgraded something beginning with an x, and to get any sort of vpn working, I had to like make a perl script that converted the config files from whatever format cisco uses to something that worked with the free stuff for ubuntu.

Unless thousands of people want to use something with it, it's a gamble if it'll work, even if you get it from whatever they call their dodgy install manager. Also, it's what dumb people who wanna come off as smart use to feel more leet than windows users.

I hate ubuntu and I want it to die.

That astronaut fag who made it up needs a swift kick in the balls.

Five to six.

[Something Else]

to summarize lyke:

usb boot is enabled
wake on usb (if ewe have it) is enabled
quick and quiet boot are dissabled
ewe've created the bootable usb drive using a ubuntu .iso (for the correct architecture .eg x86 etc) using the third party pendrivetool
ewe've tried different usb ports (and another usb stick if you have one)
ewe've tried a different linux distro like opensuse (and using the same pendrive tool)

lyke?

(i'd say upgrade the bios for sure too but good luck with it being sharp :pinch:

Yes. Gonna try a different distro.


Take the hard disk out, plug it into your desktop using the sata to usb connector that everyone should have one of and then install from the disk on the desktop.

What, ewe don't have a sata to usb connector? I have and it's orsumly handy (does IDE too)

I have one of those external sata readers ftw. Gewd plan.

[Snee]

I'm pretty sure micersoft didn't make knoppix :eyebrows:

Ubuntu, though, that's more like windows for people who can't afford windows or watevar, and who don't want to play like 80% of the gheymes on the market, and who think exploding icons on a dock is the bee's knees. Nubs :no:

As someone who ran ubuntu at work for over a year, I know how much fun that crap is when youse wanna do seriarse stuffs. Aptana died every time ubuntu upgraded something beginning with an x, and to get any sort of vpn working, I had to like make a perl script that converted the config files from whatever format cisco uses to something that worked with the free stuff for ubuntu.

Unless thousands of people want to use something with it, it's a gamble if it'll work, even if you get it from whatever they call their dodgy install manager. Also, it's what dumb people who wanna come off as smart use to feel more leet than windows users.

I hate ubuntu and I want it to die.

That astronaut fag who made it up needs a swift kick in the balls.

Five to six.

Wot kind of time is that?

It's lyke the time wimmin go to get coffee.

[Snee]

Yes. Gonna try a different distro.

:somethingwhatsoundslikeendorsement:

---

On a completely different note, I just got steady employment by my current employer who laid me off before. Good times.

Nearly as soon as I signed the contract, I've had two other firms tell me they're interested in me. And that's without me sending in my application

People suck :emo:

[Something Else]

Suck them back. :unsure:

Well done on the work btw.

[Snee]

Dunno, before I was all like http://www.josesandoval.com/images/that_guy.gif but with a keyboard.

Now I'm more like http://s.bebo.com/app-image/6434662860/6086838986/PROFILE/quizfarm.com//images/1141574105roy8.jpg.

At least they raised my salary, and I don't spend my evenings in hotel rooms surfing the interwebs or playing internets spaceships through hotel wifi :/

Won't be much coding for me for a while though, if I stick around.

[Snee]

I've not worn a necktie since christmas.

[Snee]

Big Lebowski-time.

[iLOVENZB]

since when did ipods have cameras?:o

Since the iPod touch 4th gen came out. :snooty:

The 1st gen is recognized as a camera on XP too :wacko:.

[iLOVENZB]

i just went into town and bought one of these lyke, its what im going to boot my well tiny linux media center off of

64069

and yesterday i got one of these

64070

so i can have it boot from usb right off the motherboard pins lyke.


true story.

Mind explaining what the second pic is Muldy?

[iLOVENZB]

The dumb cunts at head office can't get their order system to function properly. It's been about a month and there's still problems. The floods don't help. Yesterday we had fuckall to do and now we have 40 bag bake day to look forward to tomorrow. Minus the bogan headed Australians not turning up ... the end result is a fucking long ass day.

The only hard working people here in Australia are the desperately poor people and the immigrants or people in foreign countries; Asia, India, Middle east etc.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, cunts :smilie4:

...think im off site today :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

64101

[Mr. Mulder]

Staying in the office :01: and drinking a posh coffee from round the corner :ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

fuck yeah! the new White Lies album, Ritual got leaked to the interwebs a few hours ago (i think), stealing it now!1 :01:

off to see them live in a couple of weeks :01:

[Proper Bo]

Never heard of them, true story.

I bet they're shit tho'.

[Proper Bo]

In other news, off out for my first proper pissup in about 2 years tonight:01:

Oh yes, it's on like donkey kong:smilie4:

[Snee]

Watching the first ep of The Cape. It looks like fail.

Policeman gets framed as a crime boss and the whole world somehow buys it, so he goes underground, joins the cirkus and trains fighting with a midget so he can do some weaksauce superheroing.

It's dead realistic tho.

[Snee]

It's still less shit than No Ordinary Family though.

American TV should be banned from making superhero shows.

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe seen the wire snny? i watched them all in lyke a month not long ago, was so good i even bought a real life book wot the maker of it also made too :eyebrows:

the corner it was called, was a good book. they made a mini series of it, wouldn't have read the book if i knew that before hand lyke, was good seeing the real life people though wot were in the book.

[Proper Bo]

my ears aer ringing and my mouth tastse like i sucked off a car
i'm getting old:emo:

[iLOVENZB]

Bo, sounds like aids to me :ghey:

[iLOVENZB]

Hawt: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3087405/mediaindex

[iLOVENZB]

Just came back from work, 40 bags are a bitch. My calfs and knees are going to punish me tomorrow!

Only one person went home early, he had his 21st yesterday and had a hang over. He was on ovens, felt sorry for the bastard.

[Mr. Mulder]

64123

bwahahaha. :rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

64124

/wurksup :coffee:

[iLOVENZB]

Michael_Jackson_Ft_Akon-Hold_My_Hand-x264-2010-FRAY

He's into older guys now too?

[Mr. Mulder]

who isn't, with their hawt beards and saggy bawls :naughty:

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy please explain.

Fuck me, the reporters are really milking this flood thing. They keep repeating the same shit over and over again.

[Mr. Mulder]

Have they said if shit is wet or not? :unsure:

[iLOVENZB]

Apple TV (US): $99
Apple TV (AU): $129

Surely duty tax and freight doesn't cost $30 wholesaling?

[Mr. Mulder]

Apple TV :ghey:


http://www.kontraband.com/videos/25409/Streaker-Fail/#show

:pinch:

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.itsrainingtwoandahalfmen.com/

[Proper Bo]

ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

bunch of cunts.

[Snee]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/2/3/13/jesus-condom-32417-1265223565-40.jpg

[Something Else]

lulz. He could be a young Jesus (The Big Lebowski character).

Nobody fucks with the...

[Something Else]

The banner ad at the top just tried to sell me a semi for ten dawlers. :O

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iumEGAUceDg

[Mr. Mulder]

The banner ad at the top just tried to sell me a semi for ten dawlers. :O


I've got a rager ewe can have for free :naughty:

[Something Else]

http://imgf.tw/646839158.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

64136

[Snee]

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/8579/community.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i1XL7EwZZo

[Skiz]

Bitches! :O

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945481

[Mr. Mulder]

Bitches! :O

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945481


A blue cooper shell!!!1 :o

[Mr. Mulder]

the misses was meant to come round tonight but she's on the rag or doing the dishes or whatever so im on the pr0n.

youjizz
tnaflix
xhamster
xvideos

what am i missing? :eyebrows:

also, any of ewe ever been to budapest? we're finking of going in april :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

641386413864138
641386413864138

[cunt]

I have decided to be 37 tomorrow.

I've been struggling with this decision for 36 and a bit years.

And the rest of youse are cunts.

[Mr. Mulder]

64140

[iLOVENZB]

ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

bunch of cunts.

Mate, they sound exactly like Fastway couriers!

[Snee]

I have decided to be 37 tomorrow.

I've been struggling with this decision for 36 and a bit years.

And the rest of youse are cunts.
Mega-old. Like over the hill and old as the hills, and old like old hat. Old old old.

[Snee]

Still roughly 200 years 'til you're your avatar's age though.

[Skiz]

ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

bunch of cunts.

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Delivering_A_Package.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

Well just went out and there's hardly any fuel at the petrol stations and there's hardly any fruit in the shops. A very sustainable country we live in. They said that they're getting their produce from Sydney markets now and that it'll cost more.

[Proper Bo]

ffs, fucking useless city link cunts.
I've been parcel ninja'd by those useless cunts both yesterday and this morning. I drove the feckin hour round trip to their depot only to be told the parcel was still on the van, the lad there said they'd re-arrange delivery for monday but he'd try and get a hold of the driver today. I just got back home from their depot to find that they'd attempted to deliver the feckin parcel again while I was still on my way home from their depot, ffs, those fucking spastics.

parcel ninjas, for those who don't know, are those city link drivers who don't bother to knock or ring the doorbell and silently slip a little "we called to deliver your parcel today" card through the letterbox then sprint back to their van before you have time to catch them.

bunch of cunts.

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Delivering_A_Package.jpg

that's pretty much spot on:pinch:

I'm guessing they must get paid extra if they have to attempt delivery more than once or something else.

[tesco]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Delivering_A_Package.jpg

that's pretty much spot on:pinch:

I'm guessing they must get paid extra if they have to attempt delivery more than once or something else.
Saw this last week, basically a video version of what skiz posted:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945275

[iLOVENZB]

Fastway get paid per drop ... even if they don't deliver the package. There's no real incentive to actually deliver the shit.

[Snee]

Here's 4 minutes with shitloads of repetitions, and hyperbole to the max.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkq6fi2U2zE

Fox News - Shit news about nothing.


I guess it's a step up from the regular crap :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

Transformers = TERRORISTS!!!11!1 :o

that presenter, the black burd - she could have at least dressed the part, she's on the telly ffs! she should be dressed properly for the occasion :snooty:

also i like fox as they do family guy, i had no idea they did the news as well :rod:

[Mr. Mulder]

/ off to staples office supplies to buy some cardboard boxes :geek: ...local supermarket wont give me any for free, don't they know i move out in just over a week ffs! <_<

fucking jamie oliver loving cunts shit on my balls SHOVE FUCKING CAT PISS UP THEIR FUCKING ARSE HOLES!!!!!11!1!!!!11
!111111111111111
1111111111111111

[Snee]

that presenter, the black burd - she could have at least dressed the part
http://nihongo.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4681156/2/istockphoto_4681156-traditional-african-dress.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

Nevar before have i witnessed such raceuallistic profiling on the interwebs, why don't you just m$paint in an even steven too you homophobe! :no:

[iLOVENZB]

Anyone seen The A-Team yet? Airport scene was hilarious!

[iLOVENZB]

Went down to the creek today, it's fucking full with water and raging currents if you go further down it. QLD floods <3

Funny how the bitch of a Government expects to bring the budget up to surplus with her idiotic spending, according to a few news sources the bill for the floods is going to be in the Billions.

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.doctoroctoroc.com/news-and-information/a-team-tribute-made-with-bead-sprites/

[iLOVENZB]

that presenter, the black burd - she could have at least dressed the part
http://nihongo.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4681156/2/istockphoto_4681156-traditional-african-dress.jpg

http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/47f5ec82_15c2_24aa.gif

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/2135/original/sw50sw8sw578.gif?1293729577

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/091/284/original/eso_es_racista.gif?1294075992

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/042/174/original/1266418652493.gif?1267725132

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-racist

[iLOVENZB]

Just got into the TV show "Community".

[Snee]

Nevar before have i witnessed such raceuallistic profiling on the interwebs, why don't you just m$paint in an even steven too you homophobe! :no:

You must not read my posts very closely, cos I did an even better one last week!1

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5keXyw67t4M

Apparently she doesn't do drugs :wacko:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/boxxy

[Snee]

Bo, fun fact: That new disney movie, Tangled, has shitloads of frying pan-related violence. Had they put in but one Bob Hoskins, it had been awesome.

It also has Chuck doing the voice for one of the main characters, but watevar.

[Proper Bo]

haha, all moviefillums should have frying pan violence and bob hoskins.

[cunt]

Ask me how drunk I am. Well I'll tell you. Not as drunk as I should be.

It's a well known fact that the older you get, the more you can drink.

I've been drinking vodka and lucozade since 9 this morning. Many, many bongs into the mix.

Don't feel drunk. True story. Feel a wee be stoned and hungry.

[Proper Bo]

drink some more then, obviousment.

[cunt]

Don't mind if I fucking do, like.

[Proper Bo]

not a jot.

[cunt]

Have you given up all hope of this prison knocker abouter nonsense now, Bo?

Or have you let this woman destroy you completely.

The stock JP response of 'yes' in this case is unacceptable. As is 'no', like.

[Proper Bo]

I left the jawb a month ago, just before moving back up to newcastle.

[Proper Bo]

I'm currently doing feck all and living off the monies I got paid for the leave I hadn't taken.

[cunt]

That's a bit fucked, mete.

You got valuable experience there in a jawb many other fuckers wouldn't touch with a surgical glove, like. You really should make the best of it.

I bet you've got loads of fucked up stories. Put them out, you cunt.

[Proper Bo]

I have indeed:smilie4:

some of them are from that jawb too, like.

[cunt]

Wot's the worstest thing wot happened in the jail to the max?

[Snee]

Ask me how drunk I am. Well I'll tell you. Not as drunk as I should be.

It's a well known fact that the older you get, the more you can drink.

I've been drinking vodka and lucozade since 9 this morning. Many, many bongs into the mix.

Don't feel drunk. True story. Feel a wee be stoned and hungry.

All I've got at home is like pain killers and chocolates with liqour inside :(

You posh bastard.

[cunt]

Ask me how drunk I am. Well I'll tell you. Not as drunk as I should be.

It's a well known fact that the older you get, the more you can drink.

I've been drinking vodka and lucozade since 9 this morning. Many, many bongs into the mix.

Don't feel drunk. True story. Feel a wee be stoned and hungry.

All I've got at home is like pain killers and chocolates with liqour inside :(

You posh bastard.

I feel sorry for you.

[Snee]

Yeah, well, you're still a cunt.

[cunt]

You knows it. :smilie4:

[Snee]

Happy birthday by the way.

[cunt]

Cheers mate. Congrats on the old/new jawb by the way.

[Snee]

Whether it's something to congratulate me on is debatable, but thanks. It's money at least.

Money I'm spending like there's no tomorrow :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Wot's the worstest thing wot happened in the jail to the max?

I missed newcastle beat sunderland 5-1 cause I was on nights that week.


Also, I had to take a knife out of someone's arm

Oh and make someone give me a phone and charger that was up his arse.

[Snee]

Aw, fuckballs. I'm out of new Blue Mountain State and Community-episodes now. Now I'm out of tv-shows to watch altogether. I've hardly got anything left that's watchable.

[enoughfakefiles]

Wot's the worstest thing wot happened in the jail to the max?

I missed newcastle beat sunderland 5-1 cause I was on nights that week.


Also, I had to take a knife out of someone's arm

Oh and make someone give me a phone and charger that was up his arse.

You didn't use it to phone the ambulance did you :pinch:

[cunt]

Wot's the worstest thing wot happened in the jail to the max?

I missed newcastle beat sunderland 5-1 cause I was on nights that week.


Also, I had to take a knife out of someone's arm

Oh and make someone give me a phone and charger that was up his arse.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

[Proper Bo]

There was a hell of a lot more stuff than that, like.

[cunt]

Aw, fuckballs. I'm out of new Blue Mountain State and Community-episodes now. Now I'm out of tv-shows to watch altogether. I've hardly got anything left that's watchable.

Do wot mouldy says. Watch The Wire from start to end. When you're done with that, watch The Corner.

Best show ever. After serious consideration, like. The Wire that is. I means it.

[Snee]

I'm kind of impressed someone got both phone and charger up in there, btw. Not something I wanna try, but sort of an accomplishment, still.

[Proper Bo]

I'm kind of impressed someone got both phone and charger up in there, btw. Not something I wanna try, but sort of an accomplishment, still.

This wasn't one of your ghey little euro plugs either:pinch:

[Snee]

Aw, fuckballs. I'm out of new Blue Mountain State and Community-episodes now. Now I'm out of tv-shows to watch altogether. I've hardly got anything left that's watchable.

Do wot mouldy says. Watch The Wire from start to end. When you're done with that, watch The Corner.

Best show ever. After serious consideration, like. The Wire that is. I means it.

Bit too highbrow for me atm, but thanks for the tip.

Right now stupid merkin stuff full of things like cheerleaders and tits rules the field.

[Snee]

Do wot mouldy says. Watch The Wire from start to end. When you're done with that, watch The Corner.

Best show ever. After serious consideration, like. The Wire that is. I means it.

Bit too highbrow for me atm, but thanks for the tip.

Right now stupid merkin stuff full of things like cheerleaders and tits rules the field.

Btw, Mulder: Blue Mountain State - check it out. You might like it. Tits, mang.

[Snee]

I downloaded some old show called Undeclared cos it supposedly was similar to BMS. Ten minutes in I already hate the lead character, and it has Seth Rogen in it :dabs:

[cunt]

I downloaded some old show called Undeclared cos it supposedly was similar to BMS. Ten minutes in I already hate the lead character, and it has Seth Rogen in it :dabs:

Yeah, I don't care about all that wank.

I do care, however, that it was a tragically short lived vehicle for Loudon Wainwright who played the main protagonist's neurotic, recently divorced dad.

The rest was wank. Grow up, mate.

[Snee]

I don't wanna.

http://www.audizine.com/gallery/data/507/crying_baby.jpg

[megabyteme]

http://i52.tinypic.com/5v12mo.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/2moqglk.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/2uzrrrd.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2uzrrrd.jpg

Was the survey done by the Vatican?

[Skiz]

Firefly + lemonade = win.

[Mr. Mulder]

Bit too highbrow for me atm, but thanks for the tip.

Right now stupid merkin stuff full of things like cheerleaders and tits rules the field.

Btw, Mulder: Blue Mountain State - check it out. You might like it. Tits, mang.

orly? i do quite enjoy tits, even more so when they're wimins ones.

Does it have west baltimore drug dealers innit? I'm all about the west baltimore drug dealers right now.

[Snee]

Nupe. Just tits and morans.

It does have some black people in it, if that helps.

[Snee]

So there's another of J-Dye's spambots posting.

Boooring.

Watching A Mighty Wind. It's kind of lulzy that Spinal Tap and The Folksmen are the same people.

[Snee]

Blah blah. Cya next time around.


EDit: Did you really have to delete all his posts?

[enoughfakefiles]

It's taken j-die a whole week to think up a new user name:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

lets play what's that smell.

I'll start.

Is it the pile of unwashed pots and pans with smelly ethnic food stuck to them that my fat lazy spanish flatmate hasn't bothered to clean up or has someone's arse thrown up?

[cunt]

Still pished. True story.

[Snee]

I'm guessing it's the first, mulder?

Is the smell coming from the basement of my apartment building really an open sever-pipe, or it it just how the fat fucks pretending to work down there smell?

[cunt]

What the fuck is a 'sever-pipe'?

[enoughfakefiles]

What the fuck is a 'sever-pipe'?

That's proably why it smells if the pipe's been severed:eyebrows:

[Snee]

Sewer pipe, then.

Some times I do typos when I'm only half awake. Deal with it. Phonetically, there's no difference between w and v in my native tongue, you knoes.

[cunt]

What the fuck is a 'sever-pipe'?

That's proably why it smells if the pipe's been severed:eyebrows:

Sever say sever again.

[cunt]

Sewer pipe, then.

Some times I do typos when I'm only half awake. Deal with it. Phonetically, there's no difference between w and v in my native tongue, you knoes.

I knows it. I thought you'd come over all Germanic for a second or two, like.

[Snee]

They didn't just sever it, they fucking drilled it open with a pneumatic drill, four weeks ago, like 7 in the morning.

[Snee]

Right. Now I'll go visit some deeply religious relatives of mine.

Wearing this. (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Session_ID=e18af44b9e23d4898c709f200ba57254&Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=OP-TRIPPIN&Category_Code=) I could do worse. But it's the most offensive clean one I have.

And one of them used to pretend to be a feminist, so it might be good for a laugh.

[Proper Bo]

why the cunting fuck aren't sky showing the newcastle match on the tellybox here yet I'm watching a stream of their broadcast being shown in a different country:dabs:

[Proper Bo]

1-0, motherflippers:smilie4:

[cunt]

why the cunting fuck aren't sky showing the newcastle match on the tellybox here yet I'm watching a stream of their broadcast being shown in a different country:dabs:

Don't know, mate. What a bunch of cunts. Sky that is, like.

Newcastle too, obviousement.

[Proper Bo]

Obviousment.

In other news, I look like i've been having a half arsed attempt at blacking up. (polishing new boots, like)

[Proper Bo]

47800+ in the stadium of shite today, I bet that doesn't happy every week:lol:

[cunt]

I'm getting drunk and wopped again. The missus is hating the fuck clean out of me.

She's got that trademark disgusted expression. And I'm pretending not to care.

Fascinating social disaster.

[Proper Bo]

I'd be getting wopped to the macs if it wasn't harder to get a hold of than rocking horse shit round here.

[cunt]

I'd be getting wopped to the macs if it wasn't harder to get a hold of than rocking horse shit round here.

That's more than a wee bit wank.

My mate bought me a bong for Christmas and I've been other-worldly ever since.

If I could get you wopped out, I surely would mang.

[Proper Bo]

I know one person who can get it, like. She's at uni somewhere down south though:pinch:
should be back next weekend tho':smilie4:

[cunt]

Need suggestions for new aviators.

Stalin, Jeremy Clarkson and Cheryl Cole spring immediately to mind.

Cunt is the best name in the universe.

[Proper Bo]

oh ffs, 94th minute equaliser

[Proper Bo]

full thyme, lols at the dirty mackems cheering a draw as if they'd won 5-1 or something else.

[Snee]

Need suggestions for new aviators.

Stalin, Jeremy Clarkson and Cheryl Cole spring immediately to mind.

Cunt is the best name in the universe.

Simon Cowell. Any bloke who does cooking on telly, ever. Obama. Mao Tse Tung. Everyone with the last name Bush. The prophet mufasa or whatever the fuck they call him.

[cunt]

On the subject of zealots as previously inferenced by snny...

I've got this mate wot's going out with this freak. They've been at it for six months and he still hasn't given her the message. This is a grown man, for fuck sake.

She is a contradiction. She's a pharmacist and a creationist all at the same time. How the fuck does that work? Silly fucking bint.

[Mr. Mulder]

/wurksup :emo:

One of our clients has major network aids, the super serial kind. Got to go over there right now. i am not a network admin, hope to fuck its something simple :mellow:

[Barbarossa]

47800+ in the stadium of shite today, I bet that doesn't happy every week:lol:

Not even every other week... :no:

[Snee]

Need suggestions for new aviators.

Stalin, Jeremy Clarkson and Cheryl Cole spring immediately to mind.

Cunt is the best name in the universe.

Simon Cowell. Any bloke who does cooking on telly, ever. Obama. Mao Tse Tung. Everyone with the last name Bush. The prophet mufasa or whatever the fuck they call him.

Howard Hughes as portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

Genius.

[Snee]

Simon Cowell. Any bloke who does cooking on telly, ever. Obama. Mao Tse Tung. Everyone with the last name Bush. The prophet mufasa or whatever the fuck they call him.

Howard Hughes as portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

The pope.

[abitoffile]

Wow. That's a lot of replies.

I guess the big question is when do you cut it all off, so one knows he's the last 1?

[iLOVENZB]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101231062002AAcZ5kq

[Mr. Mulder]

nightsup, dowgs. :smilie4:


/watching some documentary about the dangers of binge drinking. I've not had a beer for about two months now :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

I won this a few times.

[Mr. Mulder]

its been 8 years, i've never won... :cry:

[ziggyjuarez]

:01:

[Mr. Mulder]

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64454

64455

64456

64457

64458

64459 hover hands ftw.

64460

64461

64462

:pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

/really don't want to go back to yesterdays client site :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

64463 64464

64465 bwahahahaha! :glag:

[ScottK]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/finals1igfinishedtits.png

[Skiz]

What happens when you steal a hackers computer?

It's about 20 minutes long, but :glag:

Start it at about 3:15


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo

[Mr. Mulder]

:glag: :glag: :glag: :glag: :glag: !1

[Mr. Mulder]

64467

64468

64469 this is clevar.

64470

64471

[Skiz]

64469 this is clevar.



I would buy that if I knew where to get it. :yup:

[Mr. Mulder]

whurd to that. seems the designs been rejected though :dabs:

i was going to go to the gym tonight (been 4 days in a row :kiss:) but instead im eating steak and watching new family guy, cleveland, american dad, robot chicken and bob's burgers :01:

round the misseses tomorrow, she'll probably cook some vegamatarian non steak bullshit :sadwalk:

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrFWGTa3H4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLdmoX8UsRA

And one for the hippie:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dIwZ2AH3KI

And let the record state that I mean he should have a listen, nowt else.

[Proper Bo]

whurd to that. seems the designs been rejected though :dabs:

i was going to go to the gym tonight (been 4 days in a row :kiss:) but instead im eating steak and watching new family guy, cleveland, american dad, robot chicken and bob's burgers :01:

round the misseses tomorrow, she'll probably cook some vegamatarian non steak bullshit :sadwalk:

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9099/48645340.jpg
i'm bored

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w96-v81Ve4

[iLOVENZB]

What happens when you steal a hackers computer?

It's about 20 minutes long, but :glag:

Start it at about 3:15


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo

Hopeless Australian !!!!21111!!!

Blaming a black man for his sick sexual fantasies, typical.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMn-9lbwl0w

[Mr. Mulder]

/wurksup ...took two hours to get to work but on the upside, bacon sammichez :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

64573

64574

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi, dawgs.

Any of ewe ever done repeaters with a load of wifi routers? i've got the main (parent) router set-up to multi bridge and the other two (children) to look at the parents mac address, got wpa2 on the parent but the children only let me use wep, it takes away the option to encrypt with anything stronger :blink:

is that cos they can't get their bridge-on when talking to eachother via wpa2 etc.. ? :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

you shouldn't be allowed to work with children

[Mr. Mulder]

because i stand in their playgrounds wearing only fur boots and a gas mask whilst fisting my self?

[ScottK]

:(

[Proper Bo]

Having a proper fucking nerdgasm, innit:smilie4:

Got these delivered today, like:
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/203/125261samsungb2230h8400.jpg
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3715/htctouchpro202.jpg
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7338/logitechmxairrechargeab.jpg

:happy:

[Snee]

What's the htc-like? I'm really into android myself, so probably going for a Nexus S next, but that looks nice.

[Proper Bo]

I haven't used it yet, like. I have had various different windaes mobile htcs before tho' and they're generally very good, especially if you flash a custom rom full of orsumness onto it.

[IdolEyes787]

A drugged-up Charlie Sheen spent $26,000 on three escorts from one Las Vegas agency during his infamous weekend bender in Las Vegas, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
What's more, the Two and a Half Men star was so smitten with one hooker who goes by the pseudonym 'Ginger' that he paid her $10,000 for a four-hour sex romp, according to a source with knowledge of the situation.

He also purchased Ginger -- who he found on a website and emailed her, touting his 'A-List' status -- a brand new pair of Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses!
Sheen, 45, showered two other escorts with $8,000 each in separate and earlier trysts.

The actor booked Ginger from 9am on Monday, January 10, meeting him inside the $40,000-a-night Sky Villa that he rented at the Fantasy Tower at the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas.
"Ginger said Charlie was high on cocaine when she got to the room and continued to do drugs in front of her," the source told RadarOnline.com.
According to emails from his AOL account :mellow: he told the escort agency that he was an "A-list star" looking for some fun.
Also could someone please get me a list of all the companies that buy ad time on Two an a Half Men because hookers and cocaine are one thing but fucked I've I'm going to knowingly fund a $40,000 a night villa for anyone.

[Proper Bo]

What's the htc-like? I'm really into android myself, so probably going for a Nexus S next, but that looks nice.


I haven't used it yet, like. I have had various different windaes mobile htcs before tho' and they're generally very good, especially if you flash a custom rom full of orsumness onto it.

Having now played with it a fair bit using the standard HTC windaes mobile 6.5 rom with touchflo 3d, it's safe to safe that it's pretty orsum*

*after a fair few little registry tweaks, like making the touchscreen more responsive and the "g sensor" work in a lot more programs

edit: i've read on the internets that ewe can get android to run on it too, like.

[iLOVENZB]

so i was lyke going to work today when a wallaby ran into my bumper. thats lyke the 4st one this month. damn fuckers aren't scared of shit and they make so much noise too..

Aghhh!!!

[Barbarossa]

bump :dabs:

So anyway, what's everyone having for lunch? :coffee:

[Something Else]

Sup barbs. My 4st sandwich of the day. Grated cheese and pickled onion. :blink:

[Barbarossa]

Sorry, I don't care if they are fake and contrived, I've just spent the last hour laughing my tits off at these:-

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/%5C/page/1/

[ScottK]

http://filesharingtalk.com/fst/usersig/sigpic158265_32.gif

[Snee]

Sorry, I don't care if they are fake and contrived, I've just spent the last hour laughing my tits off at these:-

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/%5C/page/1/
That's kind of shit, tbh.

They keep saying they're dying too. Bunch of liars. Getting my hopes up like that.

[Snee]

I haven't used it yet, like. I have had various different windaes mobile htcs before tho' and they're generally very good, especially if you flash a custom rom full of orsumness onto it.

Having now played with it a fair bit using the standard HTC windaes mobile 6.5 rom with touchflo 3d, it's safe to safe that it's pretty orsum*

*after a fair few little registry tweaks, like making the touchscreen more responsive and the "g sensor" work in a lot more programs

edit: i've read on the internets that ewe can get android to run on it too, like.

Sounds orsum. The keybored looks rly nice as well. I'll add that to my list of options, like.

[Proper Bo]

I've also just wurked out how to put custom sounds for the keyboard sliding in and out by haXx0ring the registry.
Transformers sound, ftw:smilie4:

[Snee]

Haha. I had that when flipping a folding phone open a while back.

[Proper Bo]

I used to use it as a text alert but decided to go with this off The IT Crowd:smilie4:

edit:wrong programme, like

[Snee]

Classy. Classy to the absolute max.

[Proper Bo]

It works best when stood in a queue at somewhere like the post office or a shop.

[iLOVENZB]

I've also just wurked out how to put custom sounds for the keyboard sliding in and out by haXx0ring the registry.
Transformers sound, ftw:smilie4:

Tutorial for how you did it or it didn't happen ;).

[iLOVENZB]

For the Assange lickers \\\ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12007616

[cunt]

Classy. Classy to the absolute max.

I am idyllically more wopped that you can even conceivably envision.

Bo doesn/t even confiscate being wopped.

[Proper Bo]

I've also just wurked out how to put custom sounds for the keyboard sliding in and out by haXx0ring the registry.
Transformers sound, ftw:smilie4:

Tutorial for how you did it or it didn't happen ;).

go to the sliding sounds part in the registry, add the new values pointing to whatevar wav files. done.

[Proper Bo]

Classy. Classy to the absolute max.

I am idyllically more wopped that you can even conceivably envision.

Bo doesn/t even confiscate being wopped.


I agree, I think.

In other news, I just got back in after having received a call from a drunk mate begging me to give him a lift to some burd's house. Once I picked him up it changed to pick that burd up from a nightclub in town first, then back to hers. Then that changed to picking up that burd and two of her mates, have all three squawking like fuck in the back of the car and just generally being fucking annoying. I did get invited in to "party" like, but I told them to feck right off cause they were cunting annoying as fuck and I'm sober.
True Story.

[Proper Bo]

Also, the two mates were munters.

[cunt]

Also, the two mates were munters.

Smoke dope, obviousment.