Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

that's what they want you to think... :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[enoughfakefiles]

So you told them to re-start thier computer the Mulder :smilie4:

Off wurk for 2 weeks, bored already and I've got 2 yer old to keep occupied as well.It's gonn be a long weeks :lol:

Need something good to download, caught up with the lastest episodes of Fringe and The Event. Plus I've just watched The road which wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

No wai The Road was awesome!1 :o

ewe watching The Walking Dead? There's 4 episodes out, all 'well good innit!

[enoughfakefiles]

No wai The Road was awesome!1 :o

ewe watching The Walking Dead? There's 4 episodes out, all 'well good innit!

Keep meaning to download The Walking Dead. Is that good :unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in a bed but if you die in a bed you can wake up alive and if you go to bed alive you can wake up dead:crazy:

[ziggyjuarez]

Im going to bed...

[ziggyjuarez]

:fear:

[ziggyjuarez]

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

No wai The Road was awesome!1 :o

ewe watching The Walking Dead? There's 4 episodes out, all 'well good innit!

Keep meaning to download The Walking Dead. Is that good :unsure:

remember that program that used to be on Channel4? Teachers? It's got the main bloke out of that doing a 'merkin accent. He's well good at it though, its got loads of shooting zombies in the face. its got rednecks and casual racism too. :yup:

[Proper Bo]

hoi cawks, windaes 7 enterprise x64 0 day until automatic activation

how do I fix it?

[ScottK]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/eyebrows.gif

[Skiz]

No wai The Road was awesome!1 :o

ewe watching The Walking Dead? There's 4 episodes out, all 'well good innit!

Keep meaning to download The Walking Dead. Is that good :unsure:

I had high hopes for that show but it's brain dead stupid. I watched the first two episodes and was could barely get through the second. It's just far too predictable, and boring.

[Skiz]

hoi cawks, windaes 7 enterprise x64 0 day until automatic activation

how do I fix it?

http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/software/windows/17234-Windows-Loader-v1.9-4-DAZ

[Proper Bo]

hoi cawks, windaes 7 enterprise x64 0 day until automatic activation

how do I fix it?

http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/software/windows/17234-Windows-Loader-v1.9-4-DAZ

already tried that, like.
says unsupported OS:dabs:

edit: well, I tried the newer 1.9.5 version

[Skiz]

Try an older one? :idunno:

That should be all ewe need.

[Proper Bo]

Try an older one? :idunno:

That should be all ewe need.

still says "unsupported OS information", like.

[Skiz]

I'm all out of idears then.

[Proper Bo]

ffs skiz, it's the damn windaes version ewe told me to get:fist:

[Proper Bo]

in other news, got the pc linked upto to the tellybox via hdmi and I'm getting the system sounds and music through winamp on it but it won't play the sound for anything in opera (loiyke ewetube vids etc) :unsure:

[Skiz]

Ahhh... now I found what I was looking for.

Find the small utility named 'RemoveWat'. It stands for something like 'Remove Windows Authorization Tool'. That's what I used.

[Proper Bo]

yeah, i've hurd of that but can only find links wot look a bit dodgy

[Something Else]

Those cunning Huns. They totally fouled burberrytoff in the box.

[JPaul]

Hun bastards

[JPaul]

http://forum.net.hr/cfs-file.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/77/7610.wayne_2D00_rooney_2D00_celtic_2D00_fan.jpg

[JPaul]

http://videocelts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Keane-Roy-Celtic.jpg

[JPaul]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42936000/jpg/_42936237_larsson_getty300.jpg

[JPaul]

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/78959220.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CAC83303BBD4BF336C349CD318D60620339779F1405FB92269

[JPaul]

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/78982915.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CA86FF49C4290F58E83973A47440FDFD9AB7905C8028D78D83

[JPaul]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:goOtqL-l6ip7pM:http://www.footballzone.co.uk/images/i-23002/23030.jpg&t=1

[JPaul]

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/79648643.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215AB089EE596C65885FE044E1785D52208AAA435C4FB9D3F4E4ECBB57A2B06732

[JPaul]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45954000/jpg/_45954409_stein_ferguson_282_sns.jpg

[JPaul]

http://www.celticprogrammesonline.com/PROGRAMME%20COVERS/0506/manchesterutd/manutd0506abadge1.gif

[JPaul]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvXCv9NK3mIDFLsBgELgxgzbn-aiN_0BEueB_c0XjsMywOmWVvZQ

[Something Else]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:goOtqL-l6ip7pM:http://www.footballzone.co.uk/images/i-23002/23030.jpg&t=1

Coincimentally, I have that won.
You'd think I would have noticed a fat secret agent going thro' the drawers under my bed. :no:

[JPaul]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:goOtqL-l6ip7pM:http://www.footballzone.co.uk/images/i-23002/23030.jpg&t=1

Coincimentally, I have that won.
You'd think I would have noticed a fat secret agent going thro' the drawers under my bed. :no:

I'm very lithe for a fat secret agent.

[JPaul]

Get fucking in there wayne.

[Something Else]

Plus won. He deserved it. The Huns didn't.

[JPaul]

They needed a win and stuck with their non-football.

A draw was no good to them and they still brought Beattie on with 7 seconds to go.

Fuck them, hun bastards.

Another 6 games to play in the WAFA cup as well, Sir Walter sounded delighted.

[Something Else]

They needed a win and stuck with their non-football.

A draw was no good to them and they still brought Beattie on with 7 seconds to go.

Fuck them, hun bastards.

Another 6 games to play in the WAFA cup as well, Sir Walter sounded delighted.

Him and fat, little Ally were chuckling away.


http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/79648643.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215AB089EE596C65885FE044E1785D52208AAA435C4FB9D3F4E4ECBB57A2B06732


:lol:

Brian McClair. I don't remember him looking so feminine.

[Something Else]

Coincimentally, I have that won.
You'd think I would have noticed a fat secret agent going thro' the drawers under my bed. :no:

I'm very lithe for a fat secret agent.

:lol:

Just saw that. Innit.

[JPaul]

Him and fat, little Ally were chuckling away.


http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/79648643.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215AB089EE596C65885FE044E1785D52208AAA435C4FB9D3F4E4ECBB57A2B06732


:lol:

Brian McClair. I don't remember him looking so feminine.

He was a fantastic football player, mate.

One of those blokes who just did a good job without a lot of fannying about and fancy dan broohaha.

He was also neither a diver, nor a Welshman.

[JPaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djt2CY7Bi2o

[JPaul]

Left foot, right foot, head, tap ins and shots. Fan-tastic striker.

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurksup, vagines :smilie4: and FUCKING STUDENT CUNTS!!!! Fucking rioting right outside where i work! And one of the little shits has smashed a window at the Subway across the road. There's no need to take it out on delicious sandwiches! And they'll need places like that to work in once they get their currently underpriced degrees in fine art and film studies.


makes me sick.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[iLOVENZB]

What are all of you doing for Schoolies? Makes me wish I went to Year 12.

A socially acceptable exuse for underage drinking, consumption of illegal narcotics and orgy's ...

[Mr. Mulder]

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I wish I had a monkey


Not like the kind in the above picture though, as that monkey is white and has some kind of fruit smeared all over its face. I would want a clean monkey.
Obviously having your own monkey would be fantastic for a whole host of reasons and as they are quite intelligent, yet unable to speak, they learn quickly through beatings while being unable to tell anyone about the beatings.
This list, featuring the kind of monkeys that would be good to have, is far from complete as it omits Jetski monkey, Boiling water monkey and Battlestar Galactica Monkey but covers the basic best kinds of monkeys.


Disguised Monkey


If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. For the monkey. So he wouldn't mind spending his life in a monkey suit.
Gambling Monkey

If I had a monkey, I would teach him to count cards like Dustin Hoffman in the movie Rainman and sneak my monkey into the casino. If anyone said "Hey a monkey, who's monkey is that?" I would say "It's not my monkey".
Singing Monkey

If I had a monkey, I would teach it to sing Kylie Minogue songs. Then if Kylie passed out on stage again I would be able to save the day by having my monkey finish the concert for her. The concert promotors would probably give me free tickets and promotional gifts. Kylie would be so thankful that she might send me an autographed photo and I could sell it on ebay for fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. Not for the monkey, for me.
Paddling Monkey

If I had a monkey, I would teach it how to use a paddle. The next time I went kayaking I would be able to relax and enjoy the scenery while my monkey navigated the river. Also, the last time I went kayaking I was listening to my ipod and I fell asleep and got sunburnt and the current took me way up the river before I awoke when the kayak hit a tree branch and I had to paddle all the way back. Having a paddling monkey would prevent this ever happening again so really it is a water-safety issue and should be encouraged.
Channel Changing Monkey

If I had a monkey, I would teach it how to use all the entertainment equipment. I would save money on batteries for the remote controls by having my monkey change channels for me. With the money I saved on batteries I would buy drugs. I would share the drugs with the monkey while we watched Black Books and Stephen Chow movies together. Hairdressing Monkey

If I had a monkey, I would teach him how to do my hair - using the appropriate amount of product. I would then set the alarm for him to get up half an hour before I do and do my hair while I am still asleep. This would either give me more time in the morning or allow me to spend more time sleeping. I would just waste the extra half hour anyway so probably better to sleep but as I usually don't rock up to work till ten thirty or so, I could try leaving earlier. This would give me more time to write about what I would do if I had a monkey. Surveilance Monkey

If I had a monkey, I would teach it to track down people who annoy me by using their profile photo and google maps. Using earpieces to communicate, I would have my monkey conceal himself behind the person typing on facesook® and when that person wrote something stupid I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard then make a quick escape. Having several monkeys would be more convenient but I don't have time to train seven monkeys, what with having to do my own hair in the mornings. 5 Fun Things to do with a Monkey

1. Constructing and flying box kites
2. eyetoy
3. Running down sand dunes
4. Playing Connect 4
5. Dressups Web Monkey

If I had a monkey, I would name it Brendon. I would shave the monkey and buy a yellow shirt for it and teach it to write inane posts on the Australian wall. Occasionally I would burn the monkey with a cigarette lighter but not to cause enough damage to detract it from it's primary goal; impersonating a retard.
Sex with Monkeys

If a woman had sex with a monkey, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female monkey but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from '2001 A Space Odyssey' look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and I would teach him to love.
Ceramic Monkey

If I had a monkey, I would name it Thomas and use it for scientific research. I would then publish my findings in a journal titled "Monkey Vs Electricity". With the proceeds from the sale of this publication, I would buy a potters wheel and kiln and produce my own range of contemporary, modern living, statues of monkeys. I could make a cast of my dead monkey and use it to produce to-scale ceramic monkeys. I would design a sticker stating that part proceeds go to Greenpeace but would keep all the money for myself. With the money, I would buy drugs and spend my days stoned, listening to music and turning pots.

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking hell im bored. There's over 3 hours to go too :dabs:

[Skiz]

Read more of the emails on that site. Those things are fannnntastic.

[Mr. Mulder]

the foggot one and the no pets allowed/ducks in the bathroom one, think they're the best ones :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Which is the pets/ducks one?

I read them from time to time. Only gotten through about the first 20 so far.

The Massanutten one and the Articles Missing Missy ones are great.

[Skiz]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/f4a7e98b-ea39-4a75-8ab7-d8fe20134f6e.gif

[ziggyjuarez]

its a dog trying to walk like a human:lol:fucking aminals will never learn how to master walking.

[Mr. Mulder]

Dress down friday + payday = win.

/just watched the trailer for the third family guy star wars speshal, looks hawt.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

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http://linitx.com/viewproduct.php?prodid=12785

Just bought one of these ftw :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

is that lyke a new bedroom or something for ewe?:unsure:

in other news, ewesing my new orsum to the max computer:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

wot sort of bewt thymes are you getting with that SSD and Win7 lyke? :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

it was starting the fuck up before I even pressed the power button!11!1!1:01:





(having rectified the problem with the power switch, it now takes seconds from starting windows to be on the desktop.)

[Proper Bo]

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/7169/97478701.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

now that's what i call a hostile make-over :smilie4:

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i'm gonna be bewting ubuntu off of one of those, with it being a linux boot thyme to begin with, its already on now even though i haven't actually built it yet :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

isn't ubuntu that thing wots lyke windows but doesn't wurk with stuff or something?:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

The very same :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

the misses bought a macbewk the other week and brought it round asking how to use it, before she could even end the sentence i falcon punched her in the most dramatic fasion possible.

[Proper Bo]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l821kqjxzX1qa4umoo2_250.gif
orsum, orsum to the max.

[Proper Bo]

in other news, i just re-installed steam for the first thyme in lyke a brazillion years. it's telling me I should download counterstrike source beta. I think I might.

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd like to take this opportunity to remind your face of that thyme, a few years ago when i completely annihilated you at CSS. Quite frankly im surprised they'd let you re-download it, it must be a PR nightmare for Valve :no:

[Proper Bo]

ewe and your wank fantasies:rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

Haha, you keep denying it! :D I remember a death match where i pretty much followed you around half the map without you noticing and then shooting you point blank range in the back of the head and you said something lyke "i don't know what the buttons are"! :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

memories :mushy:

[Proper Bo]

I think you're confusing me with... your mum!1!

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Proper Bo]

shit, she's home from the hairdresser, i'd best put some pants on and stop eating m&ms:no:

[Mr. Mulder]

Isn't that the same as asking you to just lay down and die? :no:

[Proper Bo]

wait a minute...she's not the boss of me* anymore, screw it!1!:01:


*not that she evar was:snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

switch to full blown Snickers Duo's, really fuck with her shit!1 :01:

[Proper Bo]

peanut m&ms are the choice of the day:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Something Else]

in other news, i just re-installed steam for the first thyme in lyke a brazillion years. it's telling me I should download counterstrike source beta. I think I might.

I've been waiting patiently, for about two years. :dry:

[JPaul]

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http://linitx.com/viewproduct.php?prodid=12785

Just bought one of these ftw :smilie4:

Nice box :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

I know rite :smilie4:

mini-itx standard with pre-drilled holes for wifi antenna FTW :smilie4:

[JPaul]

And also.

Why was I not informed that Muldstar's missus was Peabody.

[Mr. Mulder]

:kiss:

[Proper Bo]

if anything, she'd be my missus:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

in other news, i just re-installed steam for the first thyme in lyke a brazillion years. it's telling me I should download counterstrike source beta. I think I might.

I've been waiting patiently, for about two years. :dry:

you've been waiting for two years for me to download the cs:s beta?:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

in other news, I've just tested out a freesat box what the wench has got to watch when I move out and take the sky hd bawx with me.

it wurks but ewses scart and is all standard definishun and stuff:ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

And in other news also. I'm breaking into upstairses WPA encrypted Sky router. As I only get two bars when I'm in the back room using our home hub and theirs always seems to have full signal and must be directly above me or something else? I've sniffed out a nice chunk of packets (more tea vicar?) and r now looking for a decent dictionary to do a dictionary attack with, off-line ewesing said packets h'of course :smilie4:

[JPaul]

In even more news, I've just heard that the sectarian hun bigot bastard hugh cunt dallas has just got his jotters.

Quality to the macs.

[Proper Bo]

And in other news also. I'm breaking into upstairses WPA encrypted Sky router. As I only get two bars when I'm in the back room using our home hub and theirs always seems to have full signal and must be directly above me or something else? I've sniffed out a nice chunk of packets (more tea vicar?) and r now looking for a decent dictionary to do a dictionary attack with, off-line ewesing said packets h'of course :smilie4:

the default login for the router is admin - sky, according to the interwebs, the netwurk key is an 8 letter wurd in capitals too, apparently.

[Proper Bo]

Biscuits

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurd, and it's that Word im trying to snatch lyke :sneaky: ...need to find a comprehensive enough dictionary :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

pissflap

[Proper Bo]

passwurd

[Proper Bo]

just tell me when I get it right, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

Have you gone mental in the face?

[Proper Bo]

that's the last thyme I try to help ewe!1:snooty:

[cinephilia]

http://imgur.com/AOWuv.jpg

[JPaul]

And in other news also. I'm breaking into upstairses WPA encrypted Sky router. As I only get two bars when I'm in the back room using our home hub and theirs always seems to have full signal and must be directly above me or something else? I've sniffed out a nice chunk of packets (more tea vicar?) and r now looking for a decent dictionary to do a dictionary attack with, off-line ewesing said packets h'of course :smilie4:

Try typing in "an 8 letter wurd in capitals too".

I read on the internets that was the password or something else.

[callum]

I started stealing my works wireless internets a few weeks ago. It took over a year, but my hacking skills finally paid off when I went into the office and there was a bit of paper with the wifi password on it.

It's quite likley I'll be paid of next week. The works router has no password. Someones internet will be getting turned off.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/947317

[JPaul]

I started stealing my works wireless internets a few weeks ago. It took over a year, but my hacking skills finally paid off when I went into the office and there was a bit of paper with the wifi password on it.

It's quite likley I'll be paid of next week. The works router has no password. Someones internet will be getting turned off.

Quality haxtor skills to the macs callum.

[chalice]

I started stealing my works wireless internets a few weeks ago. It took over a year, but my hacking skills finally paid off when I went into the office and there was a bit of paper with the wifi password on it.

It's quite likley I'll be paid of next week. The works router has no password. Someones internet will be getting turned off.

Quality haxtor skills to the macs callum.

Just like a hun.

[JPaul]

Quality haxtor skills to the macs callum.

Just like a hun.

He's only notionally a hun though. He's actually a decent spud.

[chalice]

Just like a hun.

He's only notionally a hun though. He's actually a decent spud.

His kids have some kind of a hope. He'll always be a hun, though.

I certainly wouldn't dispute the decent spud thing. Its a transitional thing.

[brotherdoobie]

The warm, bubbly, fuzzy, slightly dizzy feeling that I am currently intimate with is total win.


-doobs

[chalice]

The warm, bubbly, fuzzy, slightly dizzy feeling that I am currently intimate with is total win.


-doobs

Yes, I do have that effect on shell-shocked, hippie war veterans who have flown home to rot and squander their valuable ruminations on cunts like me.

It's my niche.

[JPaul]

I took it he had just indulged in a particularly fine bout of onanism

Which, let's be honest, is almost as good as a right good shite.

[chalice]

I took it he had just indulged in a particularly fine bout of onanism

Which, let's be honest, is almost as good as a right good shite.

I used to think having a wank was the singular most practical thing a being could do. Turns out having a shite is better in the long term.

We grow up. Then we grow up again.

[brotherdoobie]

It's funny because it is true.


-doobs

[JPaul]

To be fair regular wanking, particularly as a youth, is very good for the prostate (long term). It gives you a right good flushing out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

Wanks live longer. Fact.

You know it makes sence.

[brotherdoobie]

Sleep's better than beating your meat or taking a crap.


doobs

[JPaul]

In fact ...

[brotherdoobie]

I'm going to start pooing in my sleep.

Win.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

Perfect.


-doobs

[JPaul]

I'm going to start pooing in my sleep.

Win.


-doobs

I take it you've spoken to a Doctor in this is her prognosis.

There are special underwears for that, mate.

[brotherdoobie]

My Proctologist is such an asshole. So I decided to give myself the exam; however, I'm clueless. So, yeah...ouch.

Special underwear... no thanks. Underwear are for pussies.


-doobs

[JPaul]

My Proctologist is such an asshole. So I decided to give myself the exam; however, I'm clueless. So, yeah...ouch.

Special underwear... no thanks. Underwear are for pussies.


-doobs

:LOL: :Quality:

[brotherdoobie]

To be fair regular wanking, particularly as a youth, is very good for the prostate (long term). It gives you a right good flushing out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

Wanks live longer. Fact.

You know it makes sence.


If that's the case... my prostrate is clean as a whistle.

:smilie4:


-doobs

[chalice]

To be fair regular wanking, particularly as a youth, is very good for the prostate (long term). It gives you a right good flushing out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

Wanks live longer. Fact.

You know it makes sence.


If that's the case... my prostrate is clean as a whistle.

:smilie4:


-doobs

So said James Galway.

[brotherdoobie]

^BTW, are most whistles particularly clean or something else? Prolly something else.


-doobs

[chalice]

^BTW, are most whistles particularly clean or something else? Prolly not.


-doobs

James Galway's flute is famously covered in shite.

That's why his eyes were all fluttery to the max. True story.

[chalice]

I say eyes, I meant pupils.

[brotherdoobie]

I take it that Mr. Galway's flute was into atonal jazz.


-doobs

[chalice]

Something like that.

In any case, how are you Paul, you human being you?

Is your missus still delectable? Have your children stopped running away from home? Have you laid your mother to rest? Which child is your favourite? Who is the most attractive female in your class? And why. Do you find the teacher/tutor attractive for his/her brain or do you feel as if you should be the one teaching? Have you reached the point where music as a buffer to horrific existence just doesn't cut it anymore? What will you do?

[iLOVENZB]

'Sup my niggas

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

Tit.

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1332181/Experts-make-breakthrough-help-people-forget-traumatic-past-events.html

...and they still won't legalize weed? Not that I care, means more cash for me :D.

[brotherdoobie]

Something like that.

In any case, how are you Paul, you human being you?

Is your missus still delectable? Have your children stopped running away from home? Have you laid your mother to rest? Which child is your favourite? Who is the most attractive female in your class? And why. Do you find the teacher/tutor attractive for his/her brain or do you feel as if you should be the one teaching? Have you reached the point where music as a buffer to horrific existence just doesn't cut it anymore? What will you do?

The missus is still okay. The children are beast as usual. My Mother's ashes are on the coffee table. I'm not sure if I have laid her to rest, however. My daughter, Kylee, is the most fun. Sara is the most attractive of my classmates. She's the most attractive because she smells like warm vagina (with a hint of sweat), and cotton candy; she likes to flirt, her boobs are perfect, and she's pretty funny. I find my comp teacher attractive. She has a sexy smile. I'm pretty sure she doesn't wear panties. How awesome is that. She's clever in a shady kind of wahey (hawt). If Music and being wopped fail as a buffer...


-doobs

[iLOVENZB]

http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/tom-cruise.jpg

:blink:

[arzurez]

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Wa'gwan, breadbins :smilie4:

it is well snowing here, snowing all over peoples faces. fact.

[Mr. Mulder]

watched that tim burtons sweeney tod last night, the first 4 seconds were good until it turned into a musical. i wanted to turn it over and watch armstrong and miller but the misses wouldn't let me :emo:

In other news, my sexy flatmate is moving out and being replaced with a less attractive spanish girl/woman who has come to this country to learn to speak english. I don't really think eastbourne is the right place for her to do so... She doesn't speak english and currently doesn't have a job either, i don't quite know why the landlady has agreed to let her move in :eyebrows:

She's not great looking lyke, that's not to say if i were to come home one day to find her strumming one off in the front room i wouldn't dive right in but im not gonna go out of my way or anything :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

It was really snowing here today, in Snowland.

Nun of your ghey English snow. Real man snow.

That didn't come out right.

[Mr. Mulder]

:kiss:

[Mr. Mulder]

Have any of you cunts been to the Tate modern? me and the misses are going Wednesday, off to the natural history museum too its gonna be cultural and educational to the motherfucking max +1 and no mistake.

[JPaul]

Museum's of modern art are pish to the max.

It's all shite like piles of bricks and unmade fucking beds.

Explore it here then don't go http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/explore/

[Mr. Mulder]

She's banging on at me we never go out and do things anymore and its fucking free, there's every reason in the world to go :dabs:

[JPaul]

Don't say I didn't warm you



Lucia Nogueira's poetic installations and videos explore everyday experience and encourage imaginative contemplation.

Nogueira's work is intentionally open-ended and leaves questions unanswered. By inviting spectators to create meaning through their own memories and associations she allowed for new narrative possibilities.

Smoke is a video documenting an installation Nogueira produced in Berwick, a garrison town on the border between England and Scotland, divided from the sea by its immense Elizabethan ramparts. Nogueira worked in common grazing land between the town and the sea. Her installation comprised two small kiosks painted black, one of which dispensed black kites, the other black umbrellas. In addition she positioned a black bench where visitors could sit and look out to sea, a large black flag on a nearby golf course, and a black stepladder on a verge overlooking earthworks.

The video, shot in grainy black and white, shows the mysterious and lyrical elements which made up Nogueira's site-specific work. The long bench appears, first vacant and later occupied by pensioners. Nogueira encouraged visitors to use her kites and umbrellas and several scenes show the kites dancing in the wind, their shadows playing across the ramparts. A soundtrack of ambient noise - birdsong, the flapping of the kites and the flag, murmuring voices and the gentle hum of the wind - accompanies the images. The video functions as a record of the Berwick event and as a poetic work in its own right.

Lucia Nogueira (1950-1998) was born in Goiania, Brazil. She lived and worked in London from 1975.

Curated by Stuart Comer

Text by Stuart Comer and Rachel Taylor








1 work

Everyday objects are wittily recreated in this installation by Swiss artists Peter Fischli and David Weiss.

Fischli and Weiss, who have collaborated together since the late 1970s, delight in everyday objects and activities. They have described their working method as 'concentrated daydreaming', and are proud of this unhurried "There's certainly a subversive pleasure in occupying yourself with something for an unreasonable length of time", Fischli has said.

Untitled (Tate) is a reconfiguration of an installation first commissioned for the opening displays of Tate Modern in 2000. At first glance, the room appears to be a work in progress, littered with tools and the grubby detritus found in any construction site or workshop. In fact, it is an accumulation of polyurethane sculptures meticulously hand-carved and painted to seem indistinguishable from the original objects. There is a conscious perversity in devoting so much time and skill to imitating cheap, mass-produced objects.

Like a three-dimensional version of a trompe-l'oeil still-life painting, the installation is designed to give the illusion of reality. Fischli and Weiss's playful configurations have been described as 'simulated readymades', referring to the everyday objects that Marcel Duchamp presented in a gallery context as works of art. Discussing the parallel, the artists comment: "Duchamp's objects could revert back to everyday life at any point in time. Our objects can't do that; they're only there to be contemplated. They're all objects from the world of utility and function, but they've become utterly useless."

Peter Fischli was born in 1952 in Zürich, where he lives and works.

David Weiss was born in 1946 in Zürich, where he lives and works.

Curated by Juliet Bingham



Et fucking cetera

[Mr. Mulder]

if i think about steaks and explosions the whole time we're there, that should just be enough to starve off catching homosexuality...

[JPaul]

if i think about steaks and explosions the whole time we're there, that should just be enough to starve off catching homosexuality...

Even that may not be enough, can you pull off ninjas at the same time.

[ziggyjuarez]

no funny pictures on page:dry:

[iLOVENZB]

Oh my gosh, so true: http://whrl.pl/RcyElw

ziggy: http://hewreck.com/counter-inception-meme/

[ziggyjuarez]

lol her totem is a cheeseburger phone.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/5820/13889814.jpg
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1879/911beavisandbutthead.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4848/birdsuicide.jpg
http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/2715/diglettunderground.jpg
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8968/doraillegalexplorer.jpg
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3572/number1q.png
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/9981/thawingcat.jpg
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1713/imageoflove.jpg
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5559/abstinencefullpic1.gif
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9789/annefrankediary.png
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6417/ladiesn.jpg
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1226/palinbidenretardedvagin.jpg
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/299/soiherduliektuhdulz.jpg
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2587/vampireguy.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6600/whynosperm.jpg
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2479/winnieu.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, h8ers :smilie4:


New Walking Deads out today FTW :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

60156

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.druginfo.adf.org.au/druginfo/drugs/drugfacts/ghbfantasy.html

Hmm.

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0907/racist-demotivational-poster-1247258765.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Why is Bo moving out? This is NEWS! :coffee:

In other news, we don't have any snow, yet. Why do you have snow, mouldy and I don't - we're practically neighbours ffs. :fist:

[Mr. Mulder]

You're next to Eastbourne? :eyebrows:

we've had loads yet Brightons had none... :ermm:


/she worked out bo loves teh cawk :(

[JPaul]

http://i53.tinypic.com/104g56r.gif

[ziggyjuarez]

:o

[Gripper]

swear I just saw a polar bear in the garden,it may have been a large white cat...where's me meds ahhhhhhhhhhh

[iLOVENZB]

I'm going to plant some Pineapples soon.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://i53.tinypic.com/104g56r.gif

fuck the nuns? :blink:

/wurksup :emo:

[ziggyjuarez]

working hard or hardly working?:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

60248

60249


60251

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[Mr. Mulder]

Dexter has been so fucking awesome this season, watched the new one last night lyke. julia stiles is hawt in a weird way :ermm:

[iLOVENZB]

Dat wat ya mamma said afta i bang har

[ziggyjuarez]

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

:cry:

[ziggyjuarez]

:tease:

[Timeless]

O.o

[Timeless]

:o
...

[Proper Bo]

Why is Bo moving out? This is NEWS! :coffee:

:emo:

[ziggyjuarez]

hey bo:wave:
/bed

[Proper Bo]

ffs, I missed 2 days of wurk last month cause my car was fecked and the cunts have docked me lyke £160 or something:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

You would have only spent it on peanut m&ms and gay porn.

[Proper Bo]

lies and slander!!1:o



porn is free, gay or otherwise:snooty:

[enoughfakefiles]

ffs, I missed 2 days of wurk last month cause my car was fecked and the cunts have docked me lyke £160 or something:dabs:

You get 5 days sick pay a year at my place of work then it's SSP.

My dad's been off sick for over a year and a half and has received full pay, but his work place is one of them forced union places.

[Proper Bo]

That's the problem, I told them the truth and didn't say I was sick.
If I hadn't been honest I would have been paid.:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

robot gloves that punch through walls might solve this problem? :eyebrows:

[enoughfakefiles]

robot gloves that punch through walls might solve this problem? :eyebrows:

These would be better :smilie4:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0748/1.jpg

[ziggyjuarez]

wake sup.

[JPaul]

robot gloves that punch through walls might solve this problem? :eyebrows:

If that's the answer what's the question.

[iLOVENZB]

60354

Lucky they got the pot plant :O. The street will now be safer ... thanks piggies :dry:.

[enoughfakefiles]

He might just be giving the plant some sunlight :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Well, I'm about 30 miles from Eastbourne, more inland, over a bit, like.

We've got total snow today. Total.

[Something Else]

Digging, planting and turf laying were a wee bit more difficult that usual today. :mellow:

[JPaul]

Digging, planting and turf laying were a wee bit more difficult that usual today. :mellow:

What the fuck are you doing now.

[IdolEyes787]

Just a guess but digging ,planting and turf laying.

[JPaul]

Just a guess but digging ,planting and turf laying.

It's so mad it just might be true.

[Skiz]

fail-o-rama


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDg7CiHAPqg

[tesco]

Dexter has been so fucking awesome this season, watched the new one last night lyke. julia stiles is hawt in a weird way :ermm:
I feel the same was. Must be the rape tape. :naughty:

[slovake]

$20 an hour ?

[JPaul]

dexter has been so fucking awesome this season, watched the new one last night lyke. Julia stiles is hawt in a weird way :ermm:
i feel the same was. Must be the rape tape. :naughty:

:o

[brotherdoobie]

:naughty:


-doobs

[iLOVENZB]

Surprised the Wikipedia editor didn't title this shot a Jewish shot instead of Italian shot

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Eg_Detail.jpg

[cinephilia]

http://imgur.com/Fu7aw.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

Cinephilia, Pun?

[megabyteme]

At least it was a double cheeseburger. A girl's gotta have her standards. :snooty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi giga puddi!

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgLWl1bjH84

A friend was telling me about a guy who had a cochroach growing in his ear, the way he was explaining it to me sounded as if it were a huge fucka. The in the video had a tiny one.

[ziggyjuarez]

hit the other side of your head dumb ass.lol

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.allurelibre.ch/files/blog/timemachine.jpg

[ziggyjuarez]

the morlocks are us.did u know that?

[cinephilia]

Puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi puddi giga puddi!
http://imgur.com/Zig6v.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

the morlocks are us.did u know that?

You and your friends loike?

[ziggyjuarez]

all of us.

[iLOVENZB]

Damn
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/SuperGamer/news/?a=11728

Gemma Arterton <3

[Mr. Mulder]

60458

60459

60460

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60462
christ look at the tits on her! we see tits on the interwebs every other minute but fucking hell do they look nice! :drool:

60463

60464

60465

60466

60467

60468

[ziggyjuarez]

lol bed

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh go on then, but just this once you big silly goose :kiss:

[megabyteme]

http://www.allurelibre.ch/files/blog/timemachine.jpg

"I've got a sister, do you have any single friends?"... :ermm:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.kickasstorrents.com/torrentwidget/06fba0e9d165ca14432d431e43c29e6cd04efd99.png (http://www.kickasstorrents.com/the-town-2010-dvdrip-xvid-nydic-t4767602.html)

[megabyteme]

Supposedly OOS about halfway through, z. There is a second release out now.

[Mr. Mulder]

What The Town? Do i need it? :eyebrows:

[ziggyjuarez]

bed really this tyme

[cinephilia]

http://imgur.com/guU3E.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

What The Town? Do i need it? :eyebrows:

I was thinking the same thing this morning when i seen it. It's gets an 8/10 on IMDB :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

Digging, planting and turf laying were a wee bit more difficult that usual today. :mellow:

What the fuck are you doing now.

Chopping down trees and putting them thro' a chipper (which you can drive about) . It's win.

I'm a lumberjack....... :pinch:

[enoughfakefiles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbY-Ofg8WaQ

[JPaul]

What the fuck are you doing now.

Chopping down trees and putting them thro' a chipper (which you can drive about) . It's win.

I'm a lumberjack....... :pinch:

That is the best job in the World.

Chopping down trees AND chipping them.

Chopping / Chipping, that's not win, that's win squared to the macs.

[ziggyjuarez]

mexican job...

[ziggyjuarez]

slash bed

[IdolEyes787]

Chopping down trees and putting them thro' a chipper (which you can drive about) . It's win.

I'm a lumberjack....... :pinch:

I always said that you were OK.

[IdolEyes787]

mexican job...

In the US of A anything that doesn't require sitting on your hands while talking on a cellphone is a Mexican job.

[megabyteme]

mexican job...

What's the deal with you and race lately, z? Yer usually a screwed up little monkey, and all, but not so much an ass. Now you've kinda morphed into a trailer park dwelling monkey with race issues. :idunno:

I guess what I am trying to say is, stop dipping the lead-based paint chips in thinner before eating them.

[JPaul]

Chopping down trees and putting them thro' a chipper (which you can drive about) . It's win.

I'm a lumberjack....... :pinch:


I always said that you were OK.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0

[Mr. Mulder]

60504

[JPaul]

wood

[Skiz]

Just bought one of these. Should be interesting.

http://www.belkin.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Product_Id=511951

[cinephilia]

http://imgur.com/j3gm2.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

Just bought one of these. Should be interesting.

http://www.belkin.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Product_Id=511951

Oh no not you too. I've been meaning to go "green" but only to cut down my power bill. I find it's too expensive to even consider seriously converting this place "greener"...even with the hopeless Government subsidies.

[tesco]

Just bought one of these. Should be interesting.

http://www.belkin.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Product_Id=511951
Your refrigerator uses the most kWh.
Other things that use more power but for less amount of time: dryer, ac, and stove.
Cut back on the use of those 3, and set your fridge&freezer temperature a little bit lower, also don't leave the fridge door open longer than you need to.
The rest of the stuff in your house uses miniscule amount of power, unless you leave your computers on when you're not using them.

[Barbarossa]

Surely you need to set your fridge/freezer temperature a little higher? :unsure:

Also, with regard to the ducks, that really happened, and luckily someone got the drains up and rescued all of the ducklings (at least so I was told... :pinch: )

[Mr. Mulder]

of course it really happened, its on the internet ffs! :pinch:

[ziggyjuarez]

mexican job...

What's the deal with you and race lately, z? Yer usually a screwed up little monkey, and all, but not so much an ass. Now you've kinda morphed into a trailer park dwelling monkey with race issues. :idunno:

I guess what I am trying to say is, stop dipping the lead-based paint chips in thinner before eating them.

i figure why go half way?

[tesco]

Surely you need to set your fridge/freezer temperature a little higher? :unsure:

Also, with regard to the ducks, that really happened, and luckily someone got the drains up and rescued all of the ducklings (at least so I was told... :pinch: )
Well most fridges have numbers 1-9, isn't the higher number a cooler fridge?
I thought so anyway, never paid that much attention to it to be honest...

But ya what I should say is set the fridge temperature to a higher level.

[JPaul]

Surely you need to set your fridge/freezer temperature a little higher? :unsure:

Also, with regard to the ducks, that really happened, and luckily someone got the drains up and rescued all of the ducklings (at least so I was told... :pinch: )

Yeah, they are all living happily on a farm now.

[JPaul]

Surely you need to set your fridge/freezer temperature a little higher? :unsure:

Also, with regard to the ducks, that really happened, and luckily someone got the drains up and rescued all of the ducklings (at least so I was told... :pinch: )
Well most fridges have numbers 1-9, isn't the higher number a cooler fridge?
I thought so anyway, never paid that much attention to it to be honest...

But ya what I should say is set the fridge temperature to a higher level.

My fridge is cooler than yours, it goes all the way up to 10. That's 1 cooler.

[tesco]

Well most fridges have numbers 1-9, isn't the higher number a cooler fridge?
I thought so anyway, never paid that much attention to it to be honest...

But ya what I should say is set the fridge temperature to a higher level.

My fridge is cooler than yours, it goes all the way up to 10. That's 1 cooler.
Or maybe it's warmer. :unsure:

[JPaul]

My fridge is cooler than yours, it goes all the way up to 10. That's 1 cooler.
Or maybe it's warmer. :unsure:

Which would also be cooler.

[chalice]

I say, I say, I say...here's a joke wot I just made up out of thin fucking air and that.

What do you call a midget who likes to assassinate Merkin presidents?

Wee Harvey Oswald.

I'll be here all week.

[GlazeKing]

Can I haz the $20 nou?

[JPaul]

I say, I say, I say...here's a joke wot I just made up out of thin fucking air and that.

What do you call a midget who likes to assassinate Merkin presidents?

Wee Harvey Oswald.


I'll be here all week.


http://www.maturetimes.co.uk/files/images/wee%20willie%20harris.JPG

[Something Else]

I say, I say, I say...here's a joke wot I just made up out of thin fucking air and that.

What do you call a midget who likes to assassinate Merkin presidents?

Wee Harvey Oswald.

I'll be here all week.

I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.

[Skiz]

Just bought one of these. Should be interesting.

http://www.belkin.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Product_Id=511951
Your refrigerator uses the most kWh.
Other things that use more power but for less amount of time: dryer, ac, and stove.
Cut back on the use of those 3, and set your fridge&freezer temperature a little bit lower, also don't leave the fridge door open longer than you need to.
The rest of the stuff in your house uses miniscule amount of power, unless you leave your computers on when you're not using them.

I have two PC's that both run 24/7. :ph34r:

[chalice]

I say, I say, I say...here's a joke wot I just made up out of thin fucking air and that.

What do you call a midget who likes to assassinate Merkin presidents?

Wee Harvey Oswald.

I'll be here all week.

I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.

I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.

That cunt stole my act to the max.

[JPaul]

I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.

I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.

That cunt stole my act to the max.

Well, after he had watered it down a bit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV6fpSnkh0

[Skiz]

:O

http://filesharingtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=60603&stc=1&d=1291412685

[ziggyjuarez]

/downloading

[iLOVENZB]

Just cleaned the fucking grease trap today. Fucking disgusting job. Can't get the smell of shit off me.

At least the Indians have the right idea: http://www.pbase.com/jtodhunter/indian_toilet

[Skiz]

At least the Indians have the right idea: http://www.pbase.com/jtodhunter/indian_toilet

Fuck. That.

[iLOVENZB]

http://mydamnchannel.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/lggn0323tequila-have-you-hugged-your-toilet-today-retro-spoofs-poster.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

I don't know how people can drink scotch straight or why anyone would get used to it.

When my dad was with my godparents they would go through a bottle after they close the door for the shop. Funny thing was they never had hangovers ... damn the Europeans know how to drink.

:unsure:

[Something Else]

I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.

I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.

That cunt stole my act to the max.

Jerry Sadowitz.

Tramadol Nights wasn't good. :dabs:

[chalice]

I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.

That cunt stole my act to the max.

Jerry Sadowitz.

Tramadol Nights wasn't good. :dabs:

Yep, some of those sketches were painful to watch. To be honest, I find most of his stuff formulaic and pretty predictable.

Jerry Sadowitz is much better. He really is a cunt.