Three Word Story II

[shutdk]

to kill your mate's power

[Evil9]

is the only thing to do

[shutdk]

to keep your mouth closed

[mera]

and head down

[shutdk]

the mafia from

[mera]

upstate comes bearing gifts

[LubTheStaringCat]

beginning middle end

[Evil9]

long story short

[mera]

drama, romance, suspense

[Evil9]

are the best flicks

[shutdk]

when we are speaking about genres

[Evil9]

some people have different tastes

[tiger6ex]

and they seem to like

[mera]

stories of courage

[Evil9]

about ancient times

[shutdk]

where they had

[Wolfmight]

enormous middle fingers

[mera]

useful for those

[limpdickkid]

rudeboys who think

[mera]

laughing at people

[shutdk]

is a nice

[Evil9]

way to impress

[mera]

their peers but

[Ronnie Coleman]

snow started falling

[shutdk]

from the sky

[t0mmy]

and made everyone

[bigboab]

feel cold and...

[Evil9]

stuck in their house

[bigboab]

counting to three...:)

[Evil9]

unable to move

[mera]

frozen with icicles

[Evil9]

and near death

[bigboab]

owing to the...

[mera]

freak weather currently

[NOLF]

blasting through the

[mera]

nordic lands where

[NOLF]

the ice were

[mera]

causing havoc around

[NOLF]

the small villages

[angryghost]

all the villagers

[aslanozzy]

were getting killed

[mera]

by yetis that

[NOLF]

that had big

[DyNast]

boobs and small

[Evil9]

peckers but didnt

[NOLF]

have any testicles

[bigboab]

so could sing...

[angryghost]

like a chipmunk

[Evil9]

and also could

[angryghost]

jump higher than

[NOLF]

any men had

[angryghost]

. After lunch he

[NOLF]

went to a

[bigboab]

boot eek, where...

[NOLF]

he stumpled upon a

[Evil9]

big ass pile

[mera]

of odd socks

[bigboab]

that littered his...

[limpdickkid]

front yard which

[bigboab]

faced on to...

[angryghost]

the pristine blue

[bigboab]

of the Pacific...

[NOLF]

cruiseship on it's

[angryghost]

horizon, filled the

[mera]

deep blue sea

[aslanozzy]

with sparkling light

[mera]

and mermaids that

[angryghost]

did triple backflips

[limpdickkid]

it looked like

[mera]

the ocean Olympics

[angryghost]

. This was when

[NOLF]

Alberta couldn't take

[angryghost]

his bedtime story

[NOLF]

he just wasn't

[angryghost]

a baby anymore

[shutdk]

because he used

[angryghost]

big boy underwear

[mera]

that was tight

[angryghost]

and really brought

[mera]

out his physique

[shutdk]

into the most

[angryghost]

glamorous yet manly

[mera]

clothes imaginable by

[shutdk]

an African artist

[angryghost]

who used an

[mera]

easel and brush

[shutdk]

by dr. zulu

[angryghost]

the masterpiece was

[mera]

incredible, so beautiful

[angryghost]

so he decided

[mera]

to frame it

[angryghost]

and auction it

[mera]

at Sotheby's for

[angryghost]

1 Billion jellybeans

[mera]

which was peanuts

[bigboab]

that some people...

[aslanozzy]

cannot seem to

[angryghost]

stomach the taste

[mera]

or are allergic

[angryghost]

so he went

[bigboab]

to the doctors...

[angryghost]

and got a

[mera]

painful shot and

[angryghost]

a cavity search

[NOLF]

which was kinda

[angryghost]

awkward yet enjoyable

[bigboab]

though a bit...

[angryghost]

rough he really

[weenden]

did love her

[angryghost]

but could not

[angryghost]

but could not

[bigboab]

reach a state...

[NOLF]

get it up

[weenden]

and have sex

[Evil_Monkey]

with their porcupine

[mera]

-like tresses sharp,

[angryghost]

so he decided

[NOLF]

to run away

[angryghost]

to the hills

[IceTee]

so that he

[angryghost]

could practice his

[aslanozzy]

graceful singing and

[angryghost]

his brazilian capoeira

[IceTee]

and his african

[angryghost]

war cry which

[bigboab]

chilled the bones...

[angryghost]

of even the

[bigboab]

nether regions of...

[NOLF]

his groins, but

[weenden]

hit his balls

[mera]

hard accidentally oops

[t0mmy]

was what he

[IceTee]

had expected to

[lostdemon]

feel racking balls

[angryghost]

sitting on his

[t0mmy]

high chair that

[NOLF]

only had two

[angryghost]

midgets hold it

[bigboab]

while they play...

[angryghost]

Hide and seek

[bigboab]

and other types...

[angryghost]

of kiddy games

[bigboab]

that lead to...

[mera]

the midget convention

[angryghost]

where all midgets

[mera]

wore platform shoes

Good morning Angryghost!

[angryghost]

and did the

Morning mera! :D

[mera]

penguin shuffle backwards

[aslanozzy]

then fell in

[bigboab]

love with the...

[mera]

old green giant

[bigboab]

who was sick...

[Evil9]

as a dog

[t0mmy]

because of the

[angryghost]

food he ate

[IceTee]

got diarrhea and

[NOLF]

a red ass

[bigboab]

had to run...

[NOLF]

to the toilet

[bigboab]

about a hundred...

[NOLF]

meters away, but...

[bigboab]

did not make...

[mera]

it and prompted

[bigboab]

a man to...

[mera]

do the unexpected

Good morning bigboab!

[t0mmy]

business in the

[aslanozzy]

dark room with

[angryghost]

a sketchy looking

[Evil9]

broad with big

[angryghost]

torso but skinny

[Evil9]

legs and looked

[angryghost]

like an anorexic

[Evil9]

paris hilton slut

[angryghost]

yet still moved

[Evil9]

to another place

[bigboab]

where everything will...

[Evil9]

come together soon

[bigboab]

in time for...

[Evil9]

the end of

[mera]

high school graduation

[angryghost]

where everyone was

[NOLF]

planning a gangbang

[angryghost]

for the principle

[bigboab]

of trying to...

[mera]

get into college

[angryghost]

this led to

[angryghost]

this led to

[aslanozzy]

lots of pregnant

[Evil9]

chiks and they

[bigboab]

were craving for...

[angryghost]

massive juicy meatballs

[Evil9]

a big ass

[bigboab]

and a pair...

[Evil9]

of nice jugs

[bigboab]

that you could...

[lostdemon]

already picture feeling

[mera]

but woke up

[angryghost]

and found a

[mera]

a horse head :O (remember that one?)

[angryghost]

looking at him

(not really :( my memory has been pretty disappointing lately:lol:)

[mera]

so ran to

(its from the Godfather movie :) )

[angryghost]

the woods and

(ah :) yes yes)

[mera]

met a woodcutter

[angryghost]

who offered him

[mera]

a huge axe

[angryghost]

to use and

[mera]

instead met Harry

[angryghost]

the woodcutters nephew

[mera]

who knew Goldilocks

[angryghost]

who became lesbian

[mera]

really since when? :O

[angryghost]

Since there was

[angryghost]

Since there was

[angryghost]

Since there was

[bigboab]

a question mark...

[mera]

regarding her sexuality

[angryghost]

every since she

[aslanozzy]

was caught with

[angryghost]

snow white in

[bigboab]

a compromising situation...

[angryghost]

which led to

[bigboab]

someone feeling Grumpy...:lol:

[angryghost]

which was very

[bigboab]

nice for Grumpy...:)

[angryghost]

so he called

[bigboab]

for more of...

[angryghost]

the dwarfs to

[bigboab]

assist in the...

[angryghost]

massive interracial orgy

[NOLF]

without asian chicks

[angryghost]

because he was

[bigboab]

out of his...

[angryghost]

game and chicks

[bigboab]

willing to give...

[angryghost]

anything just to

[tyman]

have a very

[bigboab]

good sexual experience

[tyman]

with his hot

[lostdemon]

fully erect member

[bigboab]

of parliament representing...

[tyman]

The United States

[angryghost]

which he proudly

[mera]

announced at elections

[bigboab]

to push his...

[mera]

agenda on bigamy

[bigboab]

that would suit....

[tyman]

the needs of

[bigboab]

a threesome or...

[aslanozzy]

any kind of

[tyman]

group you could