Mental problems ?

[manker]

no
I wrote my last quickly but what I meant is that she has pointy pre-molars which are visible further up her gum than is usual so as to make the top of them look pointy as well.

Like shiny enamel rhombic jewels.

[Squeamous]

So there we have it. Official. From the mouth of Les, legendary Skype lothario.
Squeams' tits look like reformed chicken.

I've only ever showed Les my bottom on skype

To be honest, I don't care about tits, neither does Keira Knightley's agent. I heard you could see her tits in A Dangerous Method, but I watched it and only saw her nipples, no tits.

I hope none of this badgering of Keira Knightly's tits will make the female here squeamish. I'd still rape Keira.

Not at all. In fact, if I were inclined to worry about having perfect tits I would be more worried about the shape than the size. It's a fact that big ones tend to attract insalubrious sorts of men who drive around in dirty vans and have a coarse vernacular, but are likely to knock your back end into next week. Smaller ones tend to be the preserve of your more intellekshul man, who are likely to have a little more finesse in the sack. Either way, you can't really lose. You wouldn't really want one that hangs lower than the other, or is two sizes bigger, or sit around your waistline tho'.
I'm really not that bothered about any of that anyway, since I have decided that they are the ones I was born with and that's that. I'm quite glad they're a bit more Knightley than epic porn star though, because I'm athletically built and they'd be hard to cart around on long runs. And would look really stupid, obviously

As for Keira, she's just gotten too thin. She looked great early in her career.

WTF? You realise women in their 20s don't wear them 2 inches below their collarbone?

Have you ever actually seen a real pair of tits?

[Barbarossa]

Have you ever actually seen a real pair of tits?

There can't be many people who are unaware of Jedward now...

[Biggles]

I've only ever showed Les my bottom on skype

Although the screen on my Skype isn't the greatest I can confirm that Squeams has a lovely bum.

[megabyteme]

WTF? You realise women in their 20s don't wear them 2 inches below their collarbone?

Have you ever actually seen a real pair of tits?

Well, not exactly, but I assumed I must have been close as the diagram indicates approximately where my hand placements got me slapped by the corresponding age of woman...

[Biggles]

WTF? You realise women in their 20s don't wear them 2 inches below their collarbone?

Have you ever actually seen a real pair of tits?

Well, not exactly, but I assumed I must have been close as the diagram indicates approximately where my hand placements got me slapped by the corresponding age of woman...

To be fair that merely confirms that a woman of any age will in all probability slap you if you touch then rather than the placement of their actual bewbs.

[chalice]

I've only ever showed Les my bottom on skype

Although the screen on my Skype isn't the greatest I can confirm that Squeams has a lovely bum.

Nice pins too. She was traipsing around the London underground in her knickers a while back.

[Biggles]

Although the screen on my Skype isn't the greatest I can confirm that Squeams has a lovely bum.

Nice pins too. She was traipsing around the London underground in her knickers a while back.

London girls...so cosmopolitan.

[Squeamous]

I'm currently bouncing around my flat listening to dirty house and doing the housework. That's just how I roll.

[Squeamous]

Although the screen on my Skype isn't the greatest I can confirm that Squeams has a lovely bum.