Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[Artemis]

Well it's not like you can go around correcting graffiti anymore is it? :blink:

[manker]

Well, it's not like you can go around correcting graffiti anymore is it? :blink:It makes me sad, but at least I've got you guise <3

[Artemis]

:fist:

[mjmacky]

I only included the people who replied to my original 'fuck's sake, everyone's fucking fucked off' post :snooty:

If it makes you feel any better, I'll pick on your grammar; it surely should be 'an MBM'.

Nope, both 'a' and 'an' are acceptable in written form in this case since MBM is actually short for something.

[Proper Bo]

I just had fun with an indian scammer on the phone, claiming to be from microsoft and offering to fixings my windows pc by getting me to open the event viewer and "see all the viruses" before trying to get me to install some remote access software for them
.
I managed a full 15 minutes of playing along without pishing myself laughing:smilie4:

[manker]

I only included the people who replied to my original 'fuck's sake, everyone's fucking fucked off' post :snooty:

If it makes you feel any better, I'll pick on your grammar; it surely should be 'an MBM'.

Nope, both 'a' and 'an' are acceptable in written form in this case since MBM is actually short for something.gtfooh, merkin

[mjmacky]

I just had fun with an indian scammer on the phone, claiming to be from microsoft and offering to fixings my windows pc by getting me to open the event viewer and "see all the viruses" before trying to get me to install some remote access software for them
.
I managed a full 15 minutes of playing along without pishing myself laughing:smilie4:

You should have played along as if it were still a Windows 95 machine.

[Proper Bo]

he hung up when I asked (after 15 minutes of supposedly doing what he told me to) if it mattered that I was using a mac and didn't have the internet.

[mjmacky]

Nope, both 'a' and 'an' are acceptable in written form in this case since MBM is actually short for something.gtfooh, merkin

All of a sudden there's a gtfooh in it for me. You see, you can't actually use 'an gtfooh' in this case because whether you sound out the word or the abbreviation, they both start with a consonant.

[manker]

I just had fun with an indian scammer on the phone, claiming to be from microsoft and offering to fixings my windows pc by getting me to open the event viewer and "see all the viruses" before trying to get me to install some remote access software for them
.
I managed a full 15 minutes of playing along without pishing myself laughing:smilie4:You're laughing now but he might have helped you with that problem concerning the electrical charges in your attic breaking your internets when there's thunder outside :(

[manker]

gtfooh, merkin

All of a sudden there's a gtfooh in it for me. You see, you can't actually use 'an gtfooh' in this case because whether you sound out the word or the abbreviation, they both start with a consonant.:eyebrows:

Obviously.

[mjmacky]

he hung up when I asked (after 15 minutes of supposedly doing what he told me to) if it mattered that I was using a mac and didn't have the internet.

I wish you said iPad.

[mjmacky]

All of a sudden there's a gtfooh in it for me. You see, you can't actually use 'an gtfooh' in this case because whether you sound out the word or the abbreviation, they both start with a consonant.:eyebrows:

Obviously.

:eyebrows:

[manker]

:eyebrows:

Obviously.

:eyebrows::ermm:

One of my earliest memories involves grammar, I asked a teacher why I needed to append the indefinite article but not the definite article (exceot in six year old speak). She told me that it was because we say 'thee' instead of 'the' when it precedes 'owl' (we were talking about owls).

It sounded like complete pish at the time but it's stayed with me and just recently it's started to sound right :eyebrows:

[Oresteia]

I just went downstairs to get more coffee and as I arrived at the bottom of the stairs I heard David Tomlinson singing "A British Bank" from Mary Poppins, and I immediately pictured you manker. It all rings true, professionally involved in finance, has an obsession with language and words being correct. I bet you even look like him? Dontcha?

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[mjmacky]

You're making me feel like a 6-year-old again, Mary.

I'm constantly explaining indefinite and definite articles for the sake of my Asian colleagues' success at writing.

[mjmacky]

I just went downstairs to get more coffee and as I arrived at the bottom of the stairs I heard David Tomlinson singing "A British Bank" from Mary Poppins, and I immediately pictured you manker. It all rings true, professionally involved in finance, has an obsession with language and words being correct. I bet you even look like him? Dontcha?

111473

You remember when I said "redundant" in that confusing post, here's the context.

[megabyteme]

I only included the people who replied to my original 'fuck's sake, everyone's fucking fucked off' post :snooty:

If it makes you feel any better, I'll pick on your grammar; it surely should be 'an MBM'.

Nope, both 'a' and 'an' are acceptable in written form in this case since MBM is actually short for something.

Yeah... Take that grammar bully!!!

[manker]

Nope, both 'a' and 'an' are acceptable in written form in this case since MBM is actually short for something.

Yeah... Take that grammar bully!!!
Don't tell Mary I told you this because she gets terribly persnickerty when I pick her up on things. I tried to deflect her ire earlier and I think it's worked so mum's the word. Okay? Okay.
Basically because you were talking about how I refer to you on the internets, it's only the acronym which is relevant since I never call you aught else.

And also, how was your holiday? Plz post some pics or do something else.

[manker]

I just went downstairs to get more coffee and as I arrived at the bottom of the stairs I heard David Tomlinson singing "A British Bank" from Mary Poppins, and I immediately pictured you manker. It all rings true, professionally involved in finance, has an obsession with language and words being correct. I bet you even look like him? Dontcha?

111473I've never seen Mary Poppins but the description rings true altho' the aesthetics are a little off.
I've been told on a number of occasions that I look like Anthony Caleb Followill, so you can picture him when you're knocking one out to one of my posts later.

I'm fine with possessing a touch of wordular ocd, btw, altho' I do tend to ham it up a little.

[IdolEyes787]

Has James Cameron always been insane and I just didn't notice it before?

I’m in the ‘Avatar’ business. Period. That’s it. I’m making ‘Avatar 2,’ ‘Avatar 3,’ maybe ‘Avatar 4,’ and I’m not going to produce other people’s movies for them. I’m not interested in taking scripts. And that all sounds I suppose a little bit restricted, but the point is I think within the ‘Avatar’ landscape I can say everything I need to say that I think needs to be said, in terms of the state of the world and what I think we need to be doing about it.
http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/05/james-cameron-on-chinese-filmmakers-censorship-and-potential-co-productions/

[Snee]

At least he's not in the titanic business.

[mjmacky]

Yeah... Take that grammar bully!!!
Don't tell Mary I told you this because she gets terribly persnickerty when I pick her up on things. I tried to deflect her ire earlier and I think it's worked so mum's the word. Okay? Okay.
Basically because you were talking about how I refer to you on the internets, it's only the acronym which is relevant since I never call you aught else.

And also, how was your holiday? Plz post some pics or do something else.

P.S. MBM isn't an acronym. Well, it would take a very talented Welshman to convert it so, but I'm not feeling hopeful.

[mjmacky]

Nope, both 'a' and 'an' are acceptable in written form in this case since MBM is actually short for something.

Yeah... Take that grammar bully!!!

He's more of a grammar curmudgeon.

[Snee]

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[megabyteme]

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Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

[manker]

Don't tell Mary I told you this because she gets terribly persnickerty when I pick her up on things. I tried to deflect her ire earlier and I think it's worked so mum's the word. Okay? Okay.
Basically because you were talking about how I refer to you on the internets, it's only the acronym which is relevant since I never call you aught else.

And also, how was your holiday? Plz post some pics or do something else.

P.S. MBM isn't an acronym. Well, it would take a very talented Welshman to convert it so, but I'm not feeling hopeful.Well, now. What retort is left now you've already negated my presupposed 'we don't use vowels in Wales so nerr'.

Je suis stumped.

[Skiz]

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Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

Maybe it's the big American flag in the background. Just guessing... :unsure:

[Artemis]

Has James Cameron always been insane and I just didn't notice it before?

I’m in the ‘Avatar’ business. Period. That’s it. I’m making ‘Avatar 2,’ ‘Avatar 3,’ maybe ‘Avatar 4,’ and I’m not going to produce other people’s movies for them. I’m not interested in taking scripts. And that all sounds I suppose a little bit restricted, but the point is I think within the ‘Avatar’ landscape I can say everything I need to say that I think needs to be said, in terms of the state of the world and what I think we need to be doing about it.
http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/05/james-cameron-on-chinese-filmmakers-censorship-and-potential-co-productions/

And he's moving here to do it :fear: Weta Digital (a Weta is a huge New Zealand insect like a grasshopper on 'roids) and James Cameron are collaborating on the first project with the second projected as we speak. He has already purchased two farms here totalling over 1,000 hectares including the largest private lake in New Zealand and will be moving here. It was Weta and James Cameron which designed the totally new kind of 3D cameras and image processing systems which made Avatar such a success. But Avatar 4....

[Artemis]

At least he's not in the titanic business.

He just came back from a 3 month expedition to the Titanic as part of National Geographic's 100 years since the ship sank and is considered an expert on the ship, so much so that he is an explorer in residence with National Geographic for his work on the Titanic so after twenty years, yeah he's been in the Titanic business too, a bit. :blink:

[Artemis]

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Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

Why do you think every country's emergency call system is idiotic enough to have different numbers to dial in an emergency? Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:

[megabyteme]

Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

Maybe it's the big American flag in the background. Just guessing... :unsure:

Good point. Although the story is sooo American, it just doesn't seem like it would have happened anywhere else.

[IdolEyes787]

I hope the kid had the good sense to eat the pizza afterwards at least.

[brotherdoobie]

Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

Why do you think every country's emergency call system is idiotic enough to have different numbers to dial in an emergency? Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:

Speed dial, ftw.


-doobs :snooty:

[mjmacky]

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Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

Canadian story: "I called 911, but first I dumped syrup on her face"
German story: "I called 911, but first I slapped her with my bratwurst"
Russian story: "I called 911, but first my brother fucked her"
Persian story: "I called 911, but first the Holocaust never happened"
British story: "I called 911, (unintelligible child blabber)"
African story: "I called 911, but first we buried her"
Japanese story: "I called 911, but first hehehehe"
Romanian story: "I called 911, but first I scammed someone"
Endor story: "I called 911, but first I shook her shoulder and looked all adorably sad"

[ckrit]

Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:
No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

[megabyteme]

Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

Canadian story: "I called 911, but first I dumped syrup on her face"
German story: "I called 911, but first I slapped her with my bratwurst"
Russian story: "I called 911, but first my brother fucked her"
Persian story: "I called 911, but first the Holocaust never happened"
British story: "I called 911, (unintelligible child blabber)"
African story: "I called 911, but first we buried her"
Japanese story: "I called 911, but first hehehehe"
Romanian story: "I called 911, but first I scammed someone"
Endor story: "I called 911, but first I shook her shoulder and looked all adorably sad"

East Indian story: "I called 911, and the man sitting next to me answered"

[manker]

Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:
No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.Seems harder to do that nowadays, with people hardly ever using the keypad to dial and so them being less accessible on newer phones.

Also, the emergency numbers would have been formulated back in the days of yore when everyone used a circular dial to input the number, for that reason I think 911 is superior to the UK version of 999, because it doesn't take so long to dial. Anyway, only a mentalist wouldn't recommend a sudden change to a different, more mobile friendly, number.

What number do you Sverigers use?

[ckrit]

Sweden is the same as the bulk of the EU (112), which should work in the UK as well.

[manker]

^ best

[IdolEyes787]

Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency. :idunno:
No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article/1276469--accidental-911-calls-using-up-emergency-services-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

[Artemis]

No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article/1276469--accidental-911-calls-using-up-emergency-services-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

You'd think with all the smartphones that this would go away? or is Canada a slow adoptor? :idunno:

[ckrit]

No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article/1276469--accidental-911-calls-using-up-emergency-services-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

It's hard to argue with that sort of logic. Where's Godzilla when you need him.

[IdolEyes787]

I may be a horrible person for saying this but since I'm assuming that she didn't do it all in one long uninterrupted swoop, she didn't really complete the London Marathon.She did the equivalent distance to.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1175081--paralyzed-woman-completes-london-marathon-wearing-bionic-suit?bn=1

[IdolEyes787]

It's hard to argue with that sort of logic. Where's Godzilla when you need him.

That's the worst part about Canada ,we don't have any good giant monsters.

[Oresteia]

It's still a hell of an achievement.

[Artemis]

You really don't like Toronto do you?

[manker]

You really don't like Toronto do you?

I don't know why he doesn't just move to somewhere like ... uh, where else is there in Canadia :unsure:

[Artemis]

Calgary? They have a big stampede there. :blink:

[manker]

Oh yeah. He could move out of Toronto and into Calgary. Or if it's too cold there for a native Torontonian, I've just thought of somewhere else, Quebec.
he might get laid there, they have French girls :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Oh yeah. He could move out of Toronto and into Calgary. Or if it's too cold there for a native Torontonian, I've just thought of somewhere else, Quebec.
he might get laid there, they have French girls :smilie4:

No they don't.

[Oresteia]

But they speaka da lingo so they sound sexier.

[manker]

Oh yeah. He could move out of Toronto and into Calgary. Or if it's too cold there for a native Torontonian, I've just thought of somewhere else, Quebec.
he might get laid there, they have French girls :smilie4:

No they don't.Give me a break.
I'm just trying to make Canadia sound appealing ffs.

[ckrit]

I may be a horrible person for saying this but since I'm assuming that she didn't do it all in one long uninterrupted swoop, she didn't really complete the London Marathon.She did the equivalent distance to.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1175081--paralyzed-woman-completes-london-marathon-wearing-bionic-suit?bn=1
Maybe she's just rly rly slow.

[Artemis]

No they don't.Give me a break.
I'm just trying to make Canadia sound appealing ffs.

Well let's see, they have moose, poutine and maple syrup.... ummmm anybody else?

[Something Else]

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This fillum smells of win.

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[Barbarossa]

111536

Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

That's not even a real country, ffs :fist:

[megabyteme]

Why do I suspect if everyone on the planet was asked which country this occurred in, the correct answer would be unanimous? :pinch:

That's not even a real country, ffs :fist:

We are the country. Just ask our government. Or don't, our foreign policy speaks for itself. Sorry, world. :sadwalk:

[mjmacky]

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This fillum smells of win.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS2lURW4JSI

[ziggyjuarez]

Made home made "Sweet & sour pork" with made made sauce yesterday.
Self props shit was good no joke.

[IdolEyes787]

Self props shit was good no joke.
What's that mean in English?

[manker]

Self props shit was good no joke.
What's that mean in English?
The lovingly prepared pork sword cleared out his backed up colon.

[IdolEyes787]

The lovingly prepared pork sword cleared out his backed up colon.

I figured as much.

[megabyteme]

Made home made "Sweet & sour pork" with made made sauce yesterday.
Self props shit was good no joke.

Squeams was PMing everyone that it was actually sweet & sour trailer park cat. I see a storm brewing for you, ziggy...

[Something Else]

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This fillum smells of win.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS2lURW4JSI

Thanks.

[manker]

Idol's reports <3

Idol: do something
manker: like wut
Idol: idk
manker: ima do this
Idol: that's shit
manker: what else could i do
Idol: cawk

[IdolEyes787]

Idol's reports <3

Idol: do something
manker: like wut
Idol: idk
manker: ima do this
Idol: that's shit
manker: what else could i do
Idol: cawk

Have you ever thought about a career in writing those Cliff Note books?

[IdolEyes787]

Btw I never think you as a cawk as that alludes to also having balls.




I'm joking.






More or less.








Sort of.







I sent you a friend request.:wub:




OK not really .

[manker]

I don't know what they are and wiki wasn't the most helpful thing evar; 'The term "Cliff's Notes" has now come into modern usage as a generic noun for similar products, which used to be called ponies.'

:eyebrows:

However, if you think I've got talent in this area, I'll persevere with shortening stuff into stuff that makes me self-lol.
Which is pretty much what I intended, as luck would have it.

[manker]

I always think it's wasted if I harsh bittards, but I'll do it if you send that friend request :smilie4:

I'll do it to the absolute max.

[Something Else]

Cliff notes is the copy of MacBeth with someone explaining it for 14 year olds. Underlined bits, stuff in the margins. It's a mess.

The sort of thing sextent would hate. :no:

[manker]

Cliff notes is the copy of MacBeth with someone explaining it for 14 year olds. Underlined bits, stuff in the margins. It's a mess.

The sort of thing sextent would hate. :no:
Thanks, Arty.

:schnauz:

[Something Else]

If you're suggesting that I touched your horse in a very bad way, I have no idea what you are talking about. :runaway:

[IdolEyes787]

I always think it's wasted if I harsh bittards, but I'll do it if you send that friend request :smilie4:

I'll do it to the absolute max.


I would but you know how jealous mjmacky gets.111989

[Something Else]

I watched this. It was great. BBC Putin Russia and the West 1of4 Taking Control 576p x264 AAC HDTV-MVGroup. Parts 1-4 available on eztv.

[manker]

I always think it's wasted if I harsh bittards, but I'll do it if you send that friend request :smilie4:

I'll do it to the absolute max.


I would but you know how jealous mjmacky gets.111989
Always the third wheel, never the axle :sadwalk:

[manker]

If you're suggesting that I touched your horse in a very bad way, I have no idea what you are talking about. :runaway:I think you've got that wrong, it was the handler who handled the horses, Arty just watched or something.

On a similar note, did Rebecca Loos wank off a pig on Ch4 ages ago, or did I dream that :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

I've got a torn stomach muscle / possible hernia, and an aerial rescue exam in the morning. :pinch:

[Something Else]

On a similar note, did Rebecca Loos wank off a pig on Ch4 ages ago, or did I dream that :eyebrows:

Yup. Also, Kilroy lost his mind.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yI_erpnpI

[Something Else]

That Jam programme was genious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqhsquqiY0

[IdolEyes787]

I've got a torn stomach muscle / possible hernia, and an aerial rescue exam in the morning. :pinch:

Rescue?I would have thought that once someone got up there the easy part would be to fall out of the tree?

[Something Else]

If they cut themselves with a chainsaw, or get hit by some timber, it's useful to be able to get them down without just felling the tree.

[manker]

I think he's teasing, Idol is completely lumber-jacked up.
He's from Canadia, don't you know.

Also, good luck with the exam :01:

[manker]

If I'm going to watch it, which I am, then you can too:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNb5ZPsNGzc

[IdolEyes787]

I think he's teasing, Idol is completely lumber-jacked up.
He's from Canadia, don't you know.

Also, good luck with the exam :01:

Yes best of luck and remember if all else fails throw stones as I found that gets most things out of trees.
Also before you say something stupid like "the fall might kill them" remember they are up a tree and badly injured so they are likely to die if you do nothing anyway.My way if something unfortunate happens at least you can give them a proper burial.

[Something Else]

If I'm going to watch it, which I am, then you can too:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNb5ZPsNGzc

She was loving it. The filthy bitch. :smilie4:

[manker]

Size of that pig's bawls :o

[Artemis]

If they cut themselves with a chainsaw, or get hit by some timber, it's useful to be able to get them down without just felling the tree.

Good luck with your exam mate, hope the muscle eases up.

[Artemis]

Size of that pig's bawls :o

And now back to you, and the burning question ummm, wtf?

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OztB98Odm1M

[manker]

Size of that pig's bawls :o

And now back to you, and the burning question ummm, wtf?

Watch the vid and you'll be similarly impressed :o

[chalice]

Evening, cunts.

I just remembered JP talking about his son, Squareheid. So named because his face was whitened out in a block when JP posted Celtic triumphalism. That's some of the funniest stuffs I ever did arrest on the internets.

I bet Squareheid is married now with little squareheids of his own.

[manker]

I bet Squareheid is married now with little squareheids of his own.
Maybe.
JP bestowed a Renault Clio upon Squarehead for his 17th. In Glasgow.

Catholics.
They don't like prophylactics but stopping the spread of aids and we'ans by duping hawt chicks into thinking that your son is good with colours is fine and dandy.

[chalice]

Nobody likes prophylactics.

[manker]

They're alright for posh wanks:smilie4:

Also, and this will sound weird, did the mention of my unfeasibly small penis start off a train of thought in your mind which led to your post in 2342?
True question.

[chalice]

In all conscious honesty, no, mate. But I can say it if you want.

[manker]

Oh, well, I always think of JP when someone says unfeasibly small penis because of Jonno.
So.

:emo:

[Something Else]

Hoi Skiz.

Bella is Italian for pretty. :eyebrows:

[chalice]

I've thwarted the youngest's preconceptions. He's had this sandbag toy thing for about four years. He loves it. He calls it Squidy. I let this continue for far too long. I had to cut the umbilical pretence today.

He's not a squid. He's a cephalopod at best, owing to his myriad tentacle business. I've changed his name to Cephalopody. He'll get over it.

[megabyteme]

I've thwarted the youngest's preconceptions. He's had this sandbag toy thing for about four years. He loves it. He calls it Squidy. I let this continue for far too long. I had to cut the umbilical pretence today.

He's not a squid. He's a cephalopod at best, owing to his myriad tentacle business. I've changed his name to Cephalopody. He'll get over it.

Did you merely take away Squidy, or make calamari? :O

[chalice]

He doesn't want it any more. He thought it was a squid. This is life in a nutshell.

[megabyteme]

He doesn't want it any more. He thought it was a squid. This is life in a nutshell.

That's brilliant/devious/dark/sinister all in one. Had you taken it, you would have been the bad guy.


I've got a lot to learn about being a parent... :mellow:

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks.

[manker]

Ffs, your description sucked bawls. Myriad tentacle business indeed. I'm thinking of a cuttlefish now and I can't get the image out of my mind, yet I know it can't be that or you'd have just said; 'hoi, it's a cuttlefish - not a squid'.
Plz to be linking me to the sandbag toy in Argos or do something else.

[manker]

He doesn't want it any more. He thought it was a squid. This is life in a nutshell.

That's brilliant/devious/dark/sinister all in one. Had you taken it, you would have been the bad guy.


I've got a lot to learn about being a parent... :mellow:
Yeah cus parents have to be the bad guy at least half of the time lest the youngins will run a smock.

[manker]

evesup, jizzcocks.Flowesup, footie-grinch.

[Snee]

Ffs, your description sucked bawls. Myriad tentacle business indeed. I'm thinking of a cuttlefish now and I can't get the image out of my mind, yet I know it can't be that or you'd have just said; 'hoi, it's a cuttlefish - not a squid'.
Plz to be linking me to the sandbag toy in Argos or do something else.
Maybe it's Chtulhu :sage:

[Snee]

http://craphound.com/images/8420_165904241417_571726417_4022515_1327875_n.jpg

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks.Flowesup, footie-grinch.

'mon the toon/blues/fulham/west brom :smilie4:

[Snee]

http://craphound.com/images/8420_165904241417_571726417_4022515_1327875_n.jpg

I really fucking despise the mobile skin and what it makes me do.

[manker]

http://craphound.com/images/8420_165904241417_571726417_4022515_1327875_n.jpg

I really fucking despise the mobile skin and what it makes me do.That pic is luls, though :happy:

[manker]

Flowesup, footie-grinch.

'mon the toon/blues/fulham/west brom :smilie4:You'd have been favourites to qualify if you'd tried against man city.
Everyone > Sportscastle Direct.

[chalice]

Chtulhuy it is. Fucking genious.

[manker]

Talking about comics, I read the first two and a half volumes(?) of The Walking Dead. An hour or more of my life gone in what seemed to be a blink of an eye.
The blink felt good, though. I think I'm okay with this comic.

merci, chavois.

[chalice]

You're very welcome. There's a world of wonderment before you. Every comic ever is available to you, and some wank from a cliff top on Walking Dead.

[Proper Bo]

The walking dead tellybox programme isn't bad either, like.
Neither is episode one of the gheymes. True story.

[Proper Bo]

No idea about the comics tho', what with me not being a bairn wot reads the beano or whatevar:smilie4:

[chalice]

No idea about the comics tho', what with me not being a bairn wot reads the beano or whatevar:smilie4:

112139

[Proper Bo]

No idea about the comics tho', what with me not being a bairn wot reads the beano or whatevar:smilie4:

112139

That's a graphic periodical or something else :snooty:

Haven't actually read viz in feckin ages on account of it going shit.

[chalice]

It got shit circa 1989. True story.

[Proper Bo]

Letterbocks was the only part worth reading in the last few I read, like.

[chalice]

Some of the early stuff was fan fucking tastic when I was a teen, green wank machine. It'll always be an important publication history.

I remember the Loch Ness Monster actually being an alcoholic man-rat who stomped into a border pub saying, 'geez a pint a whisky an I'll no be payin either'.

Also, Top Tips were top to the max.

[Proper Bo]

SINGLE MEN. Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour on Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV whilst trying to watch something on Discovery Wings.
http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.php


also
http://www.viz.co.uk/letterbocks.html

[megabyteme]

http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.php

Had never heard of it before, but :lol: @


FOOL PEOPLE into thinking you are an octopus by drinking several litres of ink and farting everytime someone startles you.

[Artemis]

Oh gawd, here we go, I remember the comics from the before thymes, I loved the Stupid Sharks and Dangerous Dan, then discovering 2000 A.D. as a young teen, although my favorite was always Rogue G.I. more than Judge Dredd. Then my sex drive kicked in and I stopped thinking for awhile.... :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

Pathetic sharks?

[Artemis]

:blushing: errr yup the Pathetic Sharks there a stupid something that I got it mixed up with?

So I stopped using my faulty memory, and did what I hate and gewgled instead, and found all my old Viz comic characters and it all came flooding back to me: Terry Fuckwitt, The Fat Slaggs, Buster Gonad, Mrs Brady the Old Lady, Johnny Fartpants and Suicidal Syd, ahhh those were the days.....

[Proper Bo]

biffa bacon, ftw:01:

[Snee]

http://filesharingtalk.blogspot.se/

ffs, also...

[Snee]

I like the twatter script that puts every poast ever on twitter also...

[manker]

Bo: comics are for kids lol
chavis: you like a comic
Bo: yeah but that isn't for kids
everyone: :eyebrows:

[manker]

http://filesharingtalk.blogspot.se/

ffs, also...
I thought that was going to be one of those sites which alter our usernames but use out posts.
Those sites > this site.

[manker]

omfg. using the wysiwyg editor, i can't post using alt+s

ffs

[IdolEyes787]

http://filesharingtalk.blogspot.se/

ffs, also...

Thank you for taking the time to make my world that tiny bit worse.

[tesco]

I like the twatter script that puts every poast ever on twitter also...
I'm not even sure how that happens, it's not a plugin on FST that does it, it's some third party service.
What I don't get is how that twitter account has 314 followers.:wacko:

[manker]

I like the twatter script that puts every poast ever on twitter also...
I'm not even sure how that happens, it's not a plugin on FST that does it, it's some third party service.
What I don't get is how that twitter account has 314 followers.:wacko:twitbots.

Also, could you please fix the reply interface so I don't have to use the wysiwyg interface.
It sucks balls.

Well, it probably doesn't but I'm not used to it and I fear change.

[tesco]

I'm not even sure how that happens, it's not a plugin on FST that does it, it's some third party service.
What I don't get is how that twitter account has 314 followers.:wacko:twitbots.

Also, could you please fix the reply interface so I don't have to use the wysiwyg interface.
It sucks balls.

Well, it probably doesn't but I'm not used to it and I fear change.
It's fixed.

[manker]

newp ;/

[enoughfakefiles]

112234

I've had to the fix from the Everything about the board section:ermm:

[manker]

The football today;

I was supposed to go down at half time, when I'd finished some work, but each time I left my chair to get something, a bad thing happened. Like Stoke scoring or Man City scoring. So obviously it was my fault and I stayed in my seat for the remainder of the first half and all of the second. No bad things happened at all up until the very last few minutes of the day, when I was absolutely busting for a pish, Man City scored twice and took the league away from us.

Most dramatic final day of the season ever. And I'm gutted and not going out now :emo:

[megabyteme]

No wonder nobody has been talking to me. I thought I'd won the internets bored.

There's always tomorrow, I guess. Welcome back, cunts. :dry:

[enoughfakefiles]

The football today;

I was supposed to go down at half time, when I'd finished some work, but each time I left my chair to get something, a bad thing happened. Like Stoke scoring or Man City scoring. So obviously it was my fault and I stayed in my seat for the remainder of the first half and all of the second. No bad things happened at all up until the very last few minutes of the day, when I was absolutely busting for a pish, Man City scored twice and took the league away from us.

Most dramatic final day of the season ever. And I'm gutted and not going out now :emo:

On the plus side Bolton got relegated as well as Blackburn today :01:

[manker]

The football today;

I was supposed to go down at half time, when I'd finished some work, but each time I left my chair to get something, a bad thing happened. Like Stoke scoring or Man City scoring. So obviously it was my fault and I stayed in my seat for the remainder of the first half and all of the second. No bad things happened at all up until the very last few minutes of the day, when I was absolutely busting for a pish, Man City scored twice and took the league away from us.

Most dramatic final day of the season ever. And I'm gutted and not going out now :emo:

On the plus side Bolton got relegated as well as Blackburn today :01:Alrite, effy.
I'd have rathered QPR go down. Mark Hughes has been annoying me since he took over there, well, ever since he quit the Wales job, to be fair. He just doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself. It's always about his career rather than the team he's managing.

[manker]

No wonder nobody has been talking to me. I thought I'd won the internets bored.

There's always tomorrow, I guess. Welcome back, cunts. :dry:
Cheers :unsure:

Does it affect you if you use the standard editor? Just wondering if it's everyone because I don't think it's browser specific.

[Proper Bo]

Get the fuck in!1!!:01:
I loved it when they beat them, loved it:smilie4:

[manker]

You still didn't win anything, football grinch.

[megabyteme]

Cheers :unsure:

Does it affect you if you use the standard editor? Just wondering if it's everyone because I don't think it's browser specific.

I have been using WYSIWYG, so I didn't have a problem before, but I switched to Standard, and got this unworkable interface in both [QUICK] and [Advanced]...

112279

[manker]

Cheers :unsure:

Does it affect you if you use the standard editor? Just wondering if it's everyone because I don't think it's browser specific.

I have been using WYSIWYG, so I didn't have a problem before, but I switched to Standard, and got this unworkable interface in both [QUICK] and [Advanced]...

112279I'm just glad it's fixed. Posting without alt+s is so hard.

Pretty sure that the standard editor is default, too. That probably means that 90% of everyone was effectively disabled for 24 hours.
It's weird though how it affected people at different times, Snee was affected in the AM but it didn't hit me until early evening. Perhaps something to do with me having the old javascript file in my cache for longer. But I don't remember manually refreshing or anything.

Good thing is, though, that tesco finally got his account back after reality hax'd him.

[chalice]

I always used wysiwyg. Crisis averted like forever. N00bs.

[manker]

I always used wysiwyg. Crisis averted like forever. N00bs.Yeah, well as soon as barbie tells me how to get admin access, I'm going to disable wysiwyg and watch you flap like an oxygen starved herring :snooty:

[Artemis]

I have been using WYSIWYG, so I didn't have a problem before, but I switched to Standard, and got this unworkable interface in both [QUICK] and [Advanced]...

112279I'm just glad it's fixed. Posting without alt+s is so hard.

Pretty sure that the standard editor is default, too. That probably means that 90% of everyone was effectively disabled for 24 hours.
It's weird though how it affected people at different times, Snee was affected in the AM but it didn't hit me until early evening. Perhaps something to do with me having the old javascript file in my cache for longer. But I don't remember manually refreshing or anything.

Good thing is, though, that tesco finally got his account back after reality hax'd him.

Meg will never know the difference, he was always disabled. :naughty:

[manker]

I just can't think of mbm as 'meg', it doesn't fit. Mary deserves a girls' name, obviously, but mbm somehow doesn't.

:eyebrows:

[Artemis]

I just can't think of mbm as 'meg', it doesn't fit. Mary deserves a girls' name, obviously, but mbm somehow doesn't.

:eyebrows:

You haven't had meg turn into a big girly blouse on you then, believe me has earned the accolade and wears it with pride. :yup:

[manker]

hmmz
depths shall be plumbed and swathes will be cut and no horses shall be spared in my quest for girly posting.

[mjmacky]

I just can't think of mbm as 'meg', it doesn't fit. Mary deserves a girls' name, obviously, but mbm somehow doesn't.

:eyebrows:

I called MBM Meg well enough before I was a Mary. I forget why I did that. Anyways, Meg was his avatar for awhile and I enjoyed it.

This simplistic post was brought to you by:
MaryL

[megabyteme]

I just can't think of mbm as 'meg', it doesn't fit. Mary deserves a girls' name, obviously, but mbm somehow doesn't.

:eyebrows:

I called MBM Meg well enough before I was a Mary. I forget why I did that. Anyways, Meg was his avatar for awhile and I enjoyed it.

This simplistic post was brought to you by:
MaryL

I rather like it on two levels- one, Meg is so totally disrespected on FG it's brutal (especially since Mila Kunis is quite worshiped IRL, a curse I've had to deal with my whole life...), and two, meg is staring everyone in the face of my username, but no one sees it right off.

And that other thing Art was talking about. :dry:

It works. :happy:

[Barbarossa]

Well I think the first thing Roy Hodgson's replacement at West Brom needs to do is find a reserve keeper that isn't a total spastic.

Afternoonsup :coffee:

[mjmacky]

Meg is so totally disrespected on FG it's brutal

Yeah, something like that may have been going on.

[megabyteme]

Meg is so totally disrespected on FG it's brutal

Yeah, something like that may have been going on.

I'm certain it had to do with the other things I said, too.

[manker]

So. What's FG?

[IdolEyes787]

Family Guy.Who's Roy Hodgson and what's a West Brom?

[mjmacky]

So. What's FG?

I think abbreviations work within the discussed context, don't you?

[Barbarossa]

Sorry, that was another thing we weren't supposed to tell Idol.... :pinch:

As you were, Eskimo-boy.

[Barbarossa]

so. What's fg?

i think abbreviations work within the discussed context, don't you?

NTT






(I have to do this so the above stays in capitals)

[mjmacky]

i think abbreviations work within the discussed context, don't you?

ntt

octt

[mjmacky]

Because he mentioned MK

[IdolEyes787]

Sorry, that was another thing we weren't supposed to tell Idol.... :pinch:

As you were, Eskimo-boy.


I Googled Roy Hodgson and ironically the result left me as much in the dark as ever.


The rift between Rio Ferdinand and John Terry will force Roy Hodgson to choose one or the other

Sounds like it has something to do with homosexual relationship problems though.:unsure:

[Barbarossa]

I Googled Roy Hodgson and ironically the result left me as much in the dark as ever.


The rift between Rio Ferdinand and John Terry will force Roy Hodgson to choose one or the other

Sounds like it has something to do with homosexual relationship problems though.:unsure:



:lol: That's not far from the truth :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

:lol: That's not far from the truth :smilie4:

It never is.:no:

[manker]

Someone, I forget who, called Idol 'penguin boy' the other day.
I fucken lol'd at the sheer audacity of it but didn't post to that effect because sometimes I don't like to disclose my mirth.

[manker]

Idol replied by saying that there were no penguins in Canadia or something, at which point I was going to ban arty for haxing Idol but I checked the IPs and it wasn't him.

[manker]

Did I dream that or wut cus I can't find it :eyebrows:

[Barbarossa]

Yes I saw that, but I can't remember who it was either.

It might have been Artemis, so check the last post on every thread....

[manker]

:lol:

[Barbarossa]

No wai, it was ben! :)

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448364-Proof-that-the-Sports-Club-forum-is-pish?p=3675712&viewfull=1#post3675712

[manker]

No wai, it was ben! :)

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448364-Proof-that-the-Sports-Club-forum-is-pish?p=3675712&viewfull=1#post3675712I was looking in the trade section.
I knew it was a bittard, though.

In other enquiries, wtf did Mary mean here (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448364-Proof-that-the-Sports-Club-forum-is-pish?p=3675788&viewfull=1#post3675788) :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Not a freakin' clue, I'd use the eyebrows smiley but I'm scared it will get permanently attached to my face if the wind changes.

Maybe it's another acronym we're not getting :unsure:

[manker]

Not a freakin' clue, I'd use the eyebrows smiley but I'm scared it will get permanently attached to my face if the wind changes.

Maybe it's another acronym we're not getting :unsure:
I think Idol said 'inscrutable asian' one too many times and Mary's gotten carried away with the concept.
Idol does like to say 'inscrutable asian', you know. Twenty four times on FST alone - unless someone else has also said it, which is highly unlikely but don't check :ermm:

[chalice]

I really need to start a thread about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but I'm bricking it that something very bad might happen if I do. True story.

Solutions are welcome, though not necessarily adhered to.

[Barbarossa]

I really need to start a thread about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but I'm bricking it that something very bad might happen if I do. True story.

Solutions are welcome, though not necessarily adhered to.

Trouble is if you start one thread like that you'll probably start 100.....

[chalice]

No wai, it was ben! :)

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448364-Proof-that-the-Sports-Club-forum-is-pish?p=3675712&viewfull=1#post3675712I was looking in the trade section.
I knew it was a bittard, though.

In other enquiries, wtf did Mary mean here (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448364-Proof-that-the-Sports-Club-forum-is-pish?p=3675788&viewfull=1#post3675788) :unsure:

It's a clever non-secateur, a term which fell into modern parlance as a backwash of the Great Rose-Plucker Strike of 1892. The resulting abundance of roses suffocated half of Europe and Holland was once again reclaimed by the sea.

Beat them facts, Art, you cunt.

[manker]

Bump an old one, job's a good 'un.

===

Also, is it really that much quieter here or is it a combination of two factors; mulder isn't here and there are less threads posted but the ones that exist get way more posts nowadays.

[chalice]

I really need to start a thread about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but I'm bricking it that something very bad might happen if I do. True story.

Solutions are welcome, though not necessarily adhered to.

Trouble is if you start one thread like that you'll probably start 100.....

It's not funny, Barbs, you harsh, over-eyebrowed sadist.

It's not for me, but it's something I'd like to thrash out, and if the person ever saw it, that person would do a double-OCD triple-pike bummersault all over the place.

[manker]

I was looking in the trade section.
I knew it was a bittard, though.

In other enquiries, wtf did Mary mean here (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448364-Proof-that-the-Sports-Club-forum-is-pish?p=3675788&viewfull=1#post3675788) :unsure:

It's a clever non-secateur, a term which fell into modern parlance as a backwash of the Great Rose-Plucker Strike of 1892. The resulting abundance of roses suffocated half of Europe and Holland was once again reclaimed by the sea.

Beat them facts, Art, you cunt.That's not bad, mate, but I feel as though Arty would have expounded on Holland's low lying landscape as the reason as to it being reclaimed by La Manche and then regaled us with the story of the little boy who got his finger stuck in the dyke. He would have then said that a dyke is a structure to hold back water and not, in fact, a lesbian in this case.
He might then have appended the post thusly :blink:

[chalice]

It's a clever non-secateur, a term which fell into modern parlance as a backwash of the Great Rose-Plucker Strike of 1892. The resulting abundance of roses suffocated half of Europe and Holland was once again reclaimed by the sea.

Beat them facts, Art, you cunt.That's not bad, mate, but I feel as though Arty would have expounded on Holland's low lying landscape as the reason as to it being reclaimed by La Manche and then regaled us with the story of the little boy who got his finger stuck in the dyke. He would have then said that a dyke is a structure to hold back water and not, in fact, a lesbian in this case.
He might then have appended the post thusly :blink:

Not to be nazi or anything, I think it may be a humanitarian enough exercise to intervene and filter all Art's posts from the blindingly obvious going forward.

Ja wohl.

[manker]

See, I'm blaming Mary for the big focus on Arty this week.
We were all happy enough tolerating the occasional foray into the all-too-apparent until she decided to thrust him into the glare of the lounge lamp-light.


I say occasional there because that's just the kind of guy I am. I stop short of painting the lilly but I've fashioned the odd silk purse out of a handy sow's ear in my time :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Since the demise of dave the batshitmad stalknutter we're all floundering around for a suitable target to expend our pent-up harshities upon :no:

The sooner Chalice creates his OCD thread the better, that's bound to smoke one out :smilie4:

[manker]

Yeah, wtf chavois. Start the thread immediately or do something else pronto.

[chalice]

I can't. Dave might see.

[chalice]

In fact, gimme a couple of hours to get pished and figure out how to approach this one. It's a doozy.

[manker]

A couple of hours. Fuck's sake. Is that how long it takes for a Belfastian to imbibe half a bottle of Babycham these days.

[manker]

I've been dicking about on the internets all day, pretty much, when I've got this ten minute job to do that some builder guy keeps ringing up and asking for every half hour.
The hawt girls are like; 'why haven't you done it' and I don't reply directly. Preferring instead to let my left eyebrow register my distaste regarding the inquiry.

They all seem content enough to wait for me but what I don't understand is why I don't just do these things.

[chalice]

I've been dicking about on the internets all day, pretty much, when I've got this ten minute job to do that some builder guy keeps ringing up and asking for every half hour.
The hawt girls are like; 'why haven't you done it' and I don't reply directly. Preferring instead to let my left eyebrow register my distaste regarding the inquiry.

They all seem content enough to wait for me but what I don't understand is why I don't just do these things.

I'm taking that as a thinly veiled, if somewhat convoluted metaphor as to my current procrastination with the OCD thread. Mostly because it's all about me.

I would appreciate clarification on the following variables and would be grateful if you could just sign off on some of the below archetypes. I've got an essay due.

Who is the mysterious builder guy? He sounds like he means business, but keeps getting intercepted by your shielding entourage of hawt girls. Speaking of which...

Who are the hawt girls? Try as I may, I just can't shoehorn that bevy of benevolence into a lounge scenario without raising an eyebrow. Speaking of which...

Who is your left eyebrow? And who, for that matter, is your right?

Who is the 'I' in this scenario and where am I in all this?

[mjmacky]

In other enquiries, wtf did Mary mean here (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/448364-Proof-that-the-Sports-Club-forum-is-pish?p=3675788&viewfull=1#post3675788) :unsure:

Instead of explanation, I'll give you guys the missing link that was in my head at the time of that post. It's like a puzzle, only less satisfying.


I know it was teaching my granny to suck eggs, but talk about a segue? Where do you get Humphrey Bogart was an ugly troll from modern special effects? So I took the opportunity to be a condescending prat in my own inimitable style.

Thus, you aped him aptly. And with his undoing, I was setting you up for your own titular retention. I may reference back to this internally in the future and belittle you about shortcomings that you had no idea existed.

[manker]

I've been dicking about on the internets all day, pretty much, when I've got this ten minute job to do that some builder guy keeps ringing up and asking for every half hour.
The hawt girls are like; 'why haven't you done it' and I don't reply directly. Preferring instead to let my left eyebrow register my distaste regarding the inquiry.

They all seem content enough to wait for me but what I don't understand is why I don't just do these things.

I'm taking that as a thinly veiled, if somewhat convoluted metaphor as to my current procrastination with the OCD thread. Mostly because it's all about me.

I would appreciate clarification on the following variables and would be grateful if you could just sign off on some of the below archetypes. I've got an essay due.

Who is the mysterious builder guy? He sounds like he means business, but keeps getting intercepted by your shielding entourage of hawt girls. Speaking of which...

Who are the hawt girls? Try as I may, I just can't shoehorn that bevy of benevolence into a lounge scenario without raising an eyebrow. Speaking of which...

Who is your left eyebrow? And who, for that matter, is your right?

Who is the 'I' in this scenario and where am I in all this?That was fun :happy:

The builder guy is me. I'm constructing a lounge worthy of habitation and need your co-operation with a ten minute thread job, if you please. The hawt burds are, in this case, a rather apt metaphor for the internet which is currently our only link. This is indirectly conveying yet protecting you from my physical ire which, but for the grace of glod, cannot presently take the form of a spike which exudes from the monitor to meet with your face upon my command. The left eyebrow is, or was, the stony, and yet deafening, silence you deigned to leave us with.

You are I.

That is all.

[manker]

Instead of explanation, I'll give you guys the missing link that was in my head at the time of that post. It's like a puzzle, only less satisfying.


I know it was teaching my granny to suck eggs, but talk about a segue? Where do you get Humphrey Bogart was an ugly troll from modern special effects? So I took the opportunity to be a condescending prat in my own inimitable style.

Thus, you aped him aptly. And with his undoing, I was setting you up for your own titular retention. I may reference back to this internally in the future and belittle you about shortcomings that you had no idea existed.
It took me way too long to understand what the fucking fuck you were going on about. I think it's because I've been dealing with humans all day.

But, anyhow, cheers :D

[megabyteme]

So. What's FG?

You disgust me. :dry:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrR6tTXzY3w

http://www.whoisthemonkey.com/videos/21/family-guy-meg-owned-compilation


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlIm-riMN6Q&amp;feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Pj5cERMIw&amp;feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v__9S7rewA&amp;feature=related

[manker]

:emo:

I don't really like Family Guy.

[megabyteme]

:emo:

I don't really like Family Guy.

You still disgust me, then. :dry:

[Artemis]

:emo:

I don't really like Family Guy.

You still disgust me, then. :dry:

You need to keep up with current events, he's been disgusting more than just you lately.....

[manker]

:emo:

I don't really like Family Guy.

You still disgust me, then. :dry:In all fairness, I've only watched a few episodes but mulder told me that it was funny for the first series and a half but then it went to complete shite.

I just didn't see the point in trying it after that.
That chap knows his tellybox like no other :smilie4:

[Artemis]

You still disgust me, then. :dry:In all fairness, I've only watched a few episodes but mulder told me that it was funny for the first series and a half but then it went to complete shite.

I just didn't see the point in trying it after that.
That chap knows his tellybox like no other :smilie4:

Can you really be sure though, even Mulder admits to great gaps missing from his day week, all those alcohol induced blackouts can't be good for the longterm memory?

[manker]

This was from back in the day, when he was dating Loobi from the internets and didn't go out because he didn't know anyone in the place his parents made him move to.
I think he was boss of the cult BBC boards or something else. And I think that's where he met Loobi.

They were going to get married but something happened and he got a life and got laid and finally drifted away from the internets :cry:

[megabyteme]

This was from back in the day, when he was dating Loobi from the internets and didn't go out because he didn't know anyone in the place his parents made him move to.
I think he was boss of the cult BBC boards or something else. And I think that's where he met Loobi.

They were going to get married but something happened and he got a life and got laid and finally drifted away from the internets :cry:

That is how you become legend dairy. :(

[ziggyjuarez]

we keep this thread going in his honor:cry:

[Artemis]

we keep this thread going in his honor:cry:

I hear they are looking for a new swamp man in louisiana, with your talents you should apply. :blink:

[ziggyjuarez]

I don't have survival skills.

[Artemis]

I don't have survival skills.

Even better..... :blink:

[ziggyjuarez]

Mmmm butter.

[Artemis]

Mmmm butter.

No, Louisiana, go now.....

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM&nomobile=1

[mjmacky]

In all fairness, I've only watched a few episodes but mulder told me that it was funny for the first series and a half but then it went to complete shite.

I think Family Guy, like Robot Chicken, is an easy sell for anyone between 25-40 and very familiar with American pop culture. The best parts of it reference older American TV shows, movies, music, literature (that we read), social milestones, and even commercials. Basically everything you'd be exposed to growing up during the 80s or 90s. There are recent references, but it feels like the best are from the before times. Anyone outside of that demographic won't get the reference and often times will find the show lacking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SsYVu1HkBA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxZASSqP0h4

[ckrit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inmcWweivHs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYh1YQyRHUA

[ckrit]

:hardcore:

[manker]

Fuck that. I'm off to watch eight year olds play cricket.
Laterz.

[ckrit]

racist

[ckrit]

I think I only enjoy the third one of the tunes posted above because it's in japanese. I mean, Joanna Newsom is about as nonsensical and dadaistic, but no amount of electric guitars could make me think she's not a total musical spastic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcHjAUhtSrk

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcHjAUhtSrk

I just rewatched re-listened to that. I'd forgotten the terrible majesty of that thing.

[manker]

What thing :blink:

And also, that was beyond shite in every way.

[Snee]

It's too fucked up to be classified as a song :idunno:

[manker]

orite.
I had to stop listening after a very short space of time but kept it running so I'd see the terribly majestic thing which never appeared.

[Snee]

I think that means I win.

[Snee]

No more Newsom, tho. The line must be drawn heah.

[manker]

I came back to the thread to see what you said and my computer over-heated and crashed for no discernible reason.
It's entirely possible that it recoiled in terror.

[Snee]

youtube comment:


At first you're like, can she even sing? And then you realize that even though the sounds she makes are totally weird they're also like totally on key.

So those are still dumb, then.

[manker]

Have some 8 year olds playing cricket instead.
They were slightly more proficient at their chosen discipline than Ms. Newsome.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/WP_000140.jpg

Only slightly, mind.

[Snee]

ffs, you hardly left any clues for dave this time.

How will he know what parents to phone?

[manker]

:lol:

[manker]

My niece asked me to help her revise for her A-Levels. I was all; 'Ok'. So she is staying at my house. Chemistry and Biology - she is breezing thro' the work I'm giving her. Now comes Welsh. I don't speak a word of it. However, I did a different language at A-Level so how different can the revision methods be, rite.

Basically the Welsh paper is centred on one of seven poems that you have to learn by heart. You then have to critically evaluate the poem and remark upon how ... idfk ... but it's all about poetry. The entire paper. I'm so pissed off with it that I've come to my office and my missus is helping her instead.

I simply can't understand how poetry has survived as a literary device for so long. That's not hyperbole. I honestly don't understand. Fuck poetry.

[Artemis]

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieve it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

- Dylan Thomas

Just to help you with your ceaseless struggle with the poetic form. :naughty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Bump.

[mjmacky]

Have some 8 year olds playing cricket instead.
They were slightly more proficient at their chosen discipline than Ms. Newsome.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/WP_000140.jpg

Only slightly, mind.

112610

[megabyteme]

Have some 8 year olds playing cricket instead.
They were slightly more proficient at their chosen discipline than Ms. Newsome.
[PIC]
Only slightly, mind.
[EditPIC]


That's gonna work forever. :happy:

[manker]

Indeed :happy:

[mjmacky]

Checking in, checking out, will be at a conference all day.

[megabyteme]

Checking in, checking out, will be at a conference all day.

Stoopid Conference>FST friends who are here for you every day sharing laughter, camaraderie, and info about wanking habits.

Well, at least we know your priorities. ​:snooty:

[mjmacky]

I could seamlessly do both if the mobile skin wasn't horrible. I'm not presenting this time around, just out to support some of my labmates who are.

[megabyteme]

I could seamlessly do both if the mobile skin wasn't horrible. I'm not presenting this time around, just out to support some of my labmates who are.

I'm home with the WORST head cold I can remember. This thing is ridiculous. Disgusting. Painful.

At least I don't have to go to a conference. :01::D

EDIT- Think I'll follow Snee's rec, and give John Carter a shot. A DVD version just came out...

[manker]

No that's fine. You watch the film that Snee recommended in the review right under the film that I recommended.

It's fine. I don't mind at all. I just like typing stuff for no discernible reason.
I'm absolutely cool with the whole thing.

[megabyteme]

No that's fine. You watch the film that Snee recommended in the review right under the film that I recommended.

It's fine. I don't mind at all. I just like typing stuff for no discernible reason.
I'm absolutely cool with the whole thing.

Oh, did you post a review, too? I'll take a look. I'm sure it was cute. :console:

[mjmacky]

No that's fine. You watch the film that Snee recommended in the review right under the film that I recommended.

It's fine. I don't mind at all. I just like typing stuff for no discernible reason.
I'm absolutely cool with the whole thing.

Actually, it was right under Idol recommending "The Hunger Games". I can't make this up.

[manker]

I'm over it.
I might take the internet off the hook and do some work.
-flounce-

[megabyteme]

No that's fine. You watch the film that Snee recommended in the review right under the film that I recommended.

It's fine. I don't mind at all. I just like typing stuff for no discernible reason.
I'm absolutely cool with the whole thing.

Actually, it was right under Idol recommending "The Hunger Games". I can't make this up.

Thanks, I remember that. I think I'll take Idol's rec, too. Now if there was only one more suggestion, I'd have a full day of movie watching. Anyone?

[manker]

I've got a recommendation. It's a tragi-comedy called your face :snooty:

[megabyteme]

I've got a recommendation. It's a tragi-comedy called your face :snooty:

I'll look for it on the shelf where yer mom keeps her family pics.

[manker]

Your face > your mom.
Everyone knows that.

I look forward to our next battle of wits, Moriarty.

[megabyteme]

Your face > your mom.
Everyone knows that.

I look forward to our next battle of wits, Moriarty.

If only I had a face as evil as my mother. That would so totally rock! I'd just sneer at babies and make 'em drop their ice creams, and stuff.


Now, I'm off to bed. This cold<*

[chalice]

I'm proper wopped this Saturday afternoon. I'm doing it as revenge for a car-boot sale. I''m foregoing sex to get this revenge.

[Artemis]

I'm proper wopped this Saturday afternoon. I'm doing it as revenge for a car-boot sale. I''m foregoing sex to get this revenge.

I need some clarification re the sex you gave up, was it ugly sex? self sex? lazy sex or good sex? if it was anything but the last it wasn't really much of a sacrifice, and you were probably better of getting fucked up, than getting fucked. :idunno:

[chalice]

I'm proper wopped this Saturday afternoon. I'm doing it as revenge for a car-boot sale. I''m foregoing sex to get this revenge.

I need some clarification re the sex you gave up, was it ugly sex? self sex? lazy sex or good sex? if it was anything but the last it wasn't really much of a sacrifice, and you were probably better of getting fucked up, than getting fucked. :idunno:

Let's just say that she had to go to a car fucking boot sale, when she shoulda hada being taking care of my non-car-boot sale needs. Let's say more than that.

Let's say she went to a car-boot sale at a crucial point in our relationship. There was nothing to be done except getting wopped. Let's say.