Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[manker]

Since there are only two active users there right now, I now know your ID there :dave:

[manker]

Idol^

[Artemis]

Can you guess mine?

[manker]

uhm.

is it something to do with aubergines :unsure:

[Artemis]

Bit more fruity than that. :blink:

[Artemis]

Just a quick question, who kicked the plug out on the way past yesterday btw? :blink:

[manker]

No idea.
To both posts :idunno:

[Artemis]

Well I was going to log back into Ben's intertubes , but I have just recently built myself a disease free computer, but it only has short term memory atm, and I just sat there and contracted a huge case of can't be arsed at the (initial) log in process.......

[megabyteme]

Congrats on the 5k post, n00b. :)

[Artemis]

Congrats on the 5k post, n00b. :)

It suddenly happened while I was posting absolute bollocks, it was actually a reply to your hilarious jamie oliver poast, I didn't even realise.

That's why I want manker to delete some of my less than stellar posts, the arguments with TTS fuckstick for example, so I can be young and golden haired again, not an old silverhaired fart like you lot.

[megabyteme]

Congrats on the 5k post, n00b. :)

It suddenly happened while I was posting absolute bollocks, it was actually a reply to your hilarious jamie oliver poast, I didn't even realise.

That's why I want manker to delete some of my less than stellar posts, the arguments with TTS fuckstick for example, so I can be young and golden haired again, not an old silverhaired fart like you lot.

No do-overs. You've posted your youth away, now it's gone...

[Artemis]

It suddenly happened while I was posting absolute bollocks, it was actually a reply to your hilarious jamie oliver poast, I didn't even realise.

That's why I want manker to delete some of my less than stellar posts, the arguments with TTS fuckstick for example, so I can be young and golden haired again, not an old silverhaired fart like you lot.

No do-overs. You've posted your youth away, now it's gone...

Fine..... pass me my walking stick and hearing aid then you old codger. :blink:

[megabyteme]

No do-overs. You've posted your youth away, now it's gone...

Fine..... pass me my walking stick and hearing aid then you old codger. :blink:

You're lyked around here. We'll give you the good AIDS.

[ziggyjuarez]

"TheWaterBear" was pound for pound all time greatest to have ever chain posted.

[mjmacky]

Fine..... pass me my walking stick and hearing aid then you old codger. :blink:

You're lyked around here. We'll give you the good AIDS.

How can you be so certain that he'd want to develop HIV?

[Artemis]

"TheWaterBear" was pound for pound all time greatest to have ever chain posted.

The Oooh! Aaah! bird is so named because it lays square eggs. :blink:

[mjmacky]

I've finally finished a major edit on a paper, one that I've been working on for over 40 intermittent hours. I couldn't find a spot to incorporate "deboard", it's my only regret. Next time.

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/mQnpm.jpg

[ckrit]

I've finally finished a major edit on a paper, one that I've been working on for over 40 intermittent hours. I couldn't find a spot to incorporate "deboard", it's my only regret. Next time.
One would think that it'd be pretty easy to finagle a train metaphor into virtually any text.

All you'd need would a stray atom leaving a molecule, after all, and you could be all like "deboarding the train, as it were".

[mjmacky]

http://i.imgur.com/mQnpm.jpg

If it weren't for the head or feet, I couldn't tell you which was the front and which was the back.

[mjmacky]

I've finally finished a major edit on a paper, one that I've been working on for over 40 intermittent hours. I couldn't find a spot to incorporate "deboard", it's my only regret. Next time.
One would think that it'd be pretty easy to finagle a train metaphor into virtually any text.

All you'd need would a stray atom leaving a molecule, after all, and you could be all like "deboarding the train, as it were".

I am only a coauthor on this one, so it was quite dry and unyielding. I haven't given up yet.

[Artemis]

I don't often post the images I come across while trolling the intertubes, but some of them are just irresistible. :yup:

[Artemis]

One would think that it'd be pretty easy to finagle a train metaphor into virtually any text.

All you'd need would a stray atom leaving a molecule, after all, and you could be all like "deboarding the train, as it were".

I am only a coauthor on this one, so it was quite dry and unyielding. I haven't given up yet.

You could always Mickey Finn the co-author? :blink:

[Barbarossa]

Everyone, bunched together like a big bunch of pornographic fruits.

Except me and you and Snee and JP. We're sound as a dog pound, ripping up righteous for multiple hoods bereft of black fellows.

:sadwalk:

Also, I'd totally forgotten about ben's internets during yesterday's outage... I almost resorted to trying to talk to you guise on google+ but the most recent post I have on there is a massive picture of snee's eye and I didn't want to upset it... :unsure:

[wyanesmith1987]

congrats dear.

How you done ???

[Barbarossa]

:balustrade: ???

[Artemis]

congrats dear.

How you done ???

So speshal jimmy, your choice of online translator doesn't seem that sound, your sentences don't make a fuck of alot of sense. :blink:

[Artemis]

:balustrade: ???

Ya think? What has he been snorting gunpowder again?

[manker]

You guise suck at knowing when newbs aren't really newbs.

[Artemis]

You guise suck at knowing when newbs aren't really newbs.

Well I don't have access to your mod control panel, prat, with the ability to look up IP's and geo-locate and all those other handy functions that make moderating well.... moderating. :blink:

[Barbarossa]

^ You know, I thought the above, almost word for word, but decided it wasn't worth putting down in hard type.

What did I know... :idunno:

[Artemis]

^ You know, I thought the above, almost word for word, but decided it wasn't worth putting down in hard type.

What did I know... :idunno:

It's more a stream of consciousness thing with me, that and the touch typing thing which is handy :D so by the time I think, ummmm.... should I really have done that? It's too late. :blink:

[manker]

"TheWaterBear" was pound for pound all time greatest to have ever chain posted.114187 114188

Agree.

[manker]

You guise suck at knowing when newbs aren't really newbs.

Well I don't have access to your mod control panel, prat, with the ability to look up IP's and geo-locate and all those other handy functions that make moderating well.... moderating. :blink:
I don't use it. True Story.

I think it's really easy to pick up on a person's style and the only time I ever check IPs is if I'm about to ban either J-Dye or J-Dave.
Haven't been wrong yet :smilie4:

[manker]

Idol's mixed up that/than and then all morning. I don't think he's got it right once.

I was going to say something but I'm too polite.

[Barbarossa]

I'm going out to the pub. I shall be back shortly.

.... and yes, I think it's important you all should know that... :D

[manker]

He won't be long.
The 17 year old female trainee has sent him out for a packet of Quavers.

[Proper Bo]

afternoonsup, jizzcocks

[Proper Bo]

just noticed a pm from mary, i think he's wanting interweb secks or something.
Did nobody tell him i'm a 45yr old black man?:unsure:

[manker]

Alrite, boseph.

I had that PM, too. Mary got excited about Squeamous fingering mice or something and decided to share.

[mjmacky]

just noticed a pm from mary, i think he's wanting interweb secks or something.
Did nobody tell him i'm a 45yr old black man?:unsure:

I had to send one to you if I sent one to Barb.

[mjmacky]

Alas, a web of paranoia shall be created :dave:

[Asylum]

who said that :wacko:

[Proper Bo]

luls, they just had "pooves" as a word on countdown

[ckrit]

114216

:sage:

I bet only barbie gets it.




Actually, replace "Compiling" with "Running tests".

[mjmacky]

114216

:sage:

I bet only barbie gets it.

I bet against your bet.

[bigbooty]

114216

:sage:

I bet only barbie gets it.




Actually, replace "Compiling" with "Running tests".

link and load

[IdolEyes787]

Sometimes I think I'm the only funny person on this board and then I realize I'm not that funny either.

[Snee]

Just got back from a game of footie. My leg got kicked or something mid-first half. Spent the rest of the game I could manage staying on the field limping. Thankfully I'm shit at it anyways, so it didn't hurt my game that much anyways :smilie4:

[manker]

It's the taking part that counts.

you thought this was going to be; 'no it isn't'
Well, ha! There are other words, too.

..it's basically what I was thinking, though. You win this time.
But the victory is pyrrhic, I know your tactics now. Let that be a lesson to you.

[Snee]

Too bad you can't put spoiler tags inside of spoiler tags, eh?

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M09LyLqb5qw

Charisma and presentation skills - elsewhere that day.

[Snee]

I'm with the upper top commenter on jewtube on this one, however.

[manker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M09LyLqb5qw

Charisma and presentation skills - elsewhere that day.
I approve this, because i have trypanophobia.

[manker]

Too bad you can't put spoiler tags inside of spoiler tags, eh?
Can you imagine the confusion of the Squeams.

[Barbarossa]

My basic philosophy is if it compiles it works...

Also I "forgot" to go back to the office. I've had 7 pints and I'm wankered. Mrs Barbarossa has been glaring at me, so I've slunk upstairs. The kids are going mental....

Ahhh, life :happy:

[manker]

:lol: I can't imagine you wankered. Post some pics or something.


And also, I feel like something important has happened today. You went out on your own and drunk real pints with no mixers :01:
It's on a par with Mary getting an in-joke.

[Something Else]

Will barbs be posting more now that he's grounded, or less because he's hungover and banned from the internets as well as pubs. We just don't know.

[Something Else]

This week, I have mostly been shouting at people on the phone. The mobile phone company known as three only employs morans.

[tesco]

What is with all crazy people this week?
First Miami police kill naked man found eating another man’s face (http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1201635--man-shot-eating-another-man-s-face-identified) and now a Man Ripped Out His Own Intestines And Threw Them At Police in New Jersey (http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/05/in-other-news-a-man-ripped-out-his-own-intestines-and-threw-them-at-police-in-new-jersey) :O

[mjmacky]

and now a Man Ripped Out His Own Intestines And Threw Them At Police in New Jersey (http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/05/in-other-news-a-man-ripped-out-his-own-intestines-and-threw-them-at-police-in-new-jersey) :O

If I had to pick my demise from a menu, this is my first choice.

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.thestar.com/article/1202735--body-parts-delivery-was-criminal-act-say-conservative-ministers

It is zombies.I'm heading over to Meg's because I know she has a gun.

[ckrit]

Too bad you can't put spoiler tags inside of spoiler tags, eh?
Can you imagine the confusion of the Squeams.

Whatever, "Stephen".

BTW, congrats on getting dave to badmouth the competition, and without trying at that :glag:

[mjmacky]

http://www.thestar.com/article/1202735--body-parts-delivery-was-criminal-act-say-conservative-ministers

It is zombies.I'm heading over to Meg's because I know she has a gun.

I know people die in Canada, but it's a relatively rare scenario to hear about their murder stories.

[manker]

Can you imagine the confusion of the Squeams.

Whatever, "Stephen".

BTW, congrats on getting dave to badmouth the competition, and without trying at that :glag:Pretty funny, rite :lol:

In all fairness, tho', I did try a bit.
I got the 'webmaster' of Mary's hate site to put the posts back in which Dave asserted that Steve sucks just to see what would happen.

Turns out it was nothing but Dave is a master of convincing himself that the self-same nothing is him turning the tables on the bile-spewers and making them eat their shit
Or something.

[chalice]

Whatever, "Stephen".

BTW, congrats on getting dave to badmouth the competition, and without trying at that :glag:Pretty funny, rite :lol:

In all fairness, tho', I did try a bit.
I got the 'webmaster' of Mary's hate site to put the posts back in which Dave asserted that Steve sucks just to see what would happen.

Turns out it was nothing but Dave is a master of convincing himself that the self-same nothing is him turning the tables on the bile-spewers and making them eat their shit
Or something.

He really is trying his damnedest, bless him. If Dave was my private detective, I'm afraid I'd be wanting my deposit back, innit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0i9iisAPo

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wvl0iwp-_0

[ckrit]

Whatever, "Stephen".

BTW, congrats on getting dave to badmouth the competition, and without trying at that :glag:Pretty funny, rite :lol:

In all fairness, tho', I did try a bit.
I got the 'webmaster' of Mary's hate site to put the posts back in which Dave asserted that Steve sucks just to see what would happen.

Turns out it was nothing but Dave is a master of convincing himself that the self-same nothing is him turning the tables on the bile-spewers and making them eat their shit
Or something.
I do hope he makes the site he's talking about, however, or puts something on it, if he owns the domain. There's no way he could pull it off without sounding like the mental idiot he is. I also very much hope that Steve somehow finds it. The wtf-factor there should be off the scale.

[mjmacky]

Are we so certain that one, or perhaps several businesses didn't get a personal visit by a mustached man? Perhaps search local papers for stories about spotting creepy men lurking around banisters, railings or guardrails.

[manker]

Pretty funny, rite :lol:

In all fairness, tho', I did try a bit.
I got the 'webmaster' of Mary's hate site to put the posts back in which Dave asserted that Steve sucks just to see what would happen.

Turns out it was nothing but Dave is a master of convincing himself that the self-same nothing is him turning the tables on the bile-spewers and making them eat their shit
Or something.
I do hope he makes the site he's talking about, however, or puts something on it, if he owns the domain. There's no way he could pull it off without sounding like the mental idiot he is. I also very much hope that Steve somehow finds it. The wtf-factor there should be off the scale.That was the something I was hoping for.
Ah well.

The thing is Dave's scared of his own internets shadow. He deletes posts, deleted his facebook, scoured his internets history to get rid of any personal details.
He'll never do a thing except be mental and deliriously try to persuade people that he's dangerous and is on the cusp of doing something bad-ass.

Which is fine by me. It's pretty funny like once a week. If I read him any more than that, it grates somewhat.

[Snee]

Beggars on main street today, lyke. Not the usual gypsy accordion player, or the guy who can't play a flute, or the fat women talking of Jesus and trying to get my attention with their grubby fat sausage fingers.

Oh no, this time it was two guys working both sides of the street in tandem, trying to get money for an imaginary orphanage or something. Tried to walk around the first guy and shook my head when he made eye-contact, but noo, he had to step in close and invade my personal space, like. Ended up showing my hand in his face (didn't touch him or nothing, as I don't want gypsy aids) open palm, like. Left him standing there bitching about it. Then I'm walking back on the side of the street, later, and the next one makes a go for it. I start off by shaking my head, then I tell him I'm not interested before he tries to talk to me, only he steps in close anyways. Annoying fuckers. I have to yell NO! when he's inches from my face, to make him back off.

What the fuck is going on with all these beggars and scam artists lately? IDK what it's like in the UK now, but the last few years they've started turning up all over my city, primarily romanian gypos.

[Snee]

The thing is Dave's scared of his own internets shadow. He deletes posts, deleted his facebook, scoured his internets history to get rid of any personal details.
He'll never do a thing except be mental and deliriously try to persuade people that he's dangerous and is on the cusp of doing something bad-ass.

It's too bad his memory is so poor. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know that what I was looking at just now is still there :smilie4:

I think I forgot to save his picture off of facebook :(

[Something Else]

Beggars on main street today, lyke. Not the usual gypsy accordion player, or the guy who can't play a flute, or the fat women talking of Jesus and trying to get my attention with their grubby fat sausage fingers.

Oh no, this time it was two guys working both sides of the street in tandem, trying to get money for an imaginary orphanage or something. Tried to walk around the first guy and shook my head when he made eye-contact, but noo, he had to step in close and invade my personal space, like. Ended up showing my hand in his face (didn't touch him or nothing, as I don't want gypsy aids) open palm, like. Left him standing there bitching about it. Then I'm walking back on the side of the street, later, and the next one makes a go for it. I start off by shaking my head, then I tell him I'm not interested before he tries to talk to me, only he steps in close anyways. Annoying fuckers. I have to yell NO! when he's inches from my face, to make him back off.

What the fuck is going on with all these beggars and scam artists lately? IDK what it's like in the UK now, but the last few years they've started turning up all over my city, primarily romanian gypos.

We mostly get charity aids workers. They aren't allowed to take more than three steps with you if you walk away. True story.

[megabyteme]

Ultimate irony would be if Steve the accountant turned out to be a mentalist, too, and tracked down Dave. The confrontation, along with any damages he'd want to pursue for falsely defaming his business, threatening his secretaries, etc. would be hilarious.

Schwing and a miss (again) Dave-o. :pinch:

[jdinflatables]

You actually placed right stuff on the table.

[manker]

The thing is Dave's scared of his own internets shadow. He deletes posts, deleted his facebook, scoured his internets history to get rid of any personal details.
He'll never do a thing except be mental and deliriously try to persuade people that he's dangerous and is on the cusp of doing something bad-ass.

It's too bad his memory is so poor. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know that what I was looking at just now is still there :smilie4:

Noice. Put it in the PMs that are currently going around about him.
And make sure you include Mary this time - she hates to be left out when we're discussing David Dowell.

[megabyteme]

It's too bad his memory is so poor. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know that what I was looking at just now is still there :smilie4:

Noice. Put it in the PMs that are currently going around about him.
And make sure you include Mary this time - she hates to be left out when we're discussing David Dowell.

Can't believe he was dumb enough to forget that one. Then again, it is Dave Dowell we're talking about. :pinch:

[ckrit]

Ogod. I read some more dave on mary's blog just now.

Does he really believe this:


I was verbally raping the arse off of you all, all over FST

Looks like your female friend was right, I can be unpleasant. Very nearly as unpleasant as you. She really threw you lot into the fire with that little PM of hers. She always knew I wasn’t the kind of bloke who cowered away from scum like you.

I should just take this opportunity to point out how conformist you are. Conforming to the standard idiotic thinking of all bullies, that you can intimidate everyone and anyone. I am sorry to disappoint you manker, but sooner or later that idiocy was going to fail.

How can he not realise that the only one he's making look bad is himself.

Or the irony of yelling about bullies, then posting (faux and impotent) threats against someone not involved in the discussion a couple of hours later.



I really do think that dave has issues distinguishing what happens on the internets from what happens in the real world, and that people will be so totally scared because of how awesome he says he is. And that whatever he says is something people should take his word as gospel, because he never lies :dave:

ie:

Dave is winning, because he says he is. (Despite that no one is impressed with him, and that he can't seem to win a single argument.)

Dave isn't a stalker, because he says he isn't. (Despite following someone around and turning up in places he shouldn't.)

Dave has a happy marriage, and he's a good father. (Despite bitching about women and sleeping around on his wife, and devoting considerable amounts of time on attempting to harass half the lounge, rather than spending time with his family.)

Dave has proven us all wrong about being a stalker and so forth, with evidence. (As he said he's not a stalker, and told us all about how squeamous is a big meanie.)

etc etc etc.

[ckrit]

He's never gonna give up, is he?

We're like the white whale to his Ahab, only he's all out of harpoons and his boat is a tricycle.

[manker]

He's never gonna give up, is he?

We're like the white whale to his Ahab, only he's all out of harpoons and his boat is a tricycle.:glag:

I think we'll all get bored soon and stop posting on Mary's hate site. I just figured it would die a death.
My favourite part was where he talked to himself on his own blog for about a month and no-one else posted there, I'd like to shoehorn him into doing that again.

[megabyteme]

Tell me manker, in your twisted little world how does someone writing something which you read constitute that person talking to themself?

You're a proper mentalist you.

Yes, Dave, you are all win. :lol:

[mjmacky]

I'm genuinely shocked the blog lives on. The true inception of the blog was this:

An elaborate attempt just to post an authentic screenshot. Seriously, I did it all for one screenshot. Dave turned out to be a perpetual motion motor built from magnets and nitrogen gas harvesters.

[mjmacky]

I've had a lot of fun on that blog.

You have a peculiar sense of what you consider a hate site.

[ckrit]

I've had a lot of fun on that blog.

You have a peculiar sense of what you consider a hate site.
You've got to see it from dave's perspective.

I mean, if impotently raging constitutes fun, and being stalked equals following someone around, and with all the other dave-isms that may seem mental and oxymoronic to the untrained eye, but aren't, because dave says so, it's basically a brand new language only dave speaks.

[ckrit]

:glag:

Like you have any idea what my perspective is.

You're a mental paranoid fuckspastic and a bit of an idiot, following your obsession without any semblance of impulse control. You're not exactly a complex enigma, there, mmmmm incompetent dave dowell.

[manker]

A client just texted me:

you in the office?
Yeah - the accounts are done.
i'll send the missus up
Ok but in future I'd prefer cash or a cheque.

:glag: :mellow:

[ckrit]

Hoi, retard. You get banned because you're circumventing a ban. If it were up to manker he'd probably keep you around as the forum clown, and only kick you out when you get really boring.

[manker]

He's made 8 accounts this morning and made about 30 posts. About 25 were never read by anyone.

But he says he's having fun. So :idunno:

[ckrit]

Totally. And he even posted a bunch of :glag: and :lol: which also means that he's laughing and not at all raging

He's not like billy, with whom you could measure the level of rage by the number of :lol:s, or anything.

[manker]

That Iron Sky filum, btw. Would I be able to sit an 8 year old in front of it?

I don't really care if he understands it, as long as there isn't any swearing and the world doesn't end.

[manker]

Totally. And he even posted a bunch of :glag: and :lol: which also means that he's laughing and not at all raging

He's not like billy, with whom you could measure the level of rage by the number of :lol:s, or anything.
There are definite parallels.
They should be introduced. Although I don't think that The Club is still going, I haven't checked but anything that shite couldn't possibly have lasted.

[ckrit]

That Iron Sky filum, btw. Would I be able to sit an 8 year old in front of it?

I don't really care if he understands it, as long as there isn't any swearing and the world doesn't end.
Had a workmate ask me nearly the same thing earlier and I'm gonna tell you what I told him, avoiding any spoilers, which is to say:

Might want to avoid that before you've seen it, yourself. Depends on the child, really.

[ckrit]

Totally. And he even posted a bunch of :glag: and :lol: which also means that he's laughing and not at all raging

He's not like billy, with whom you could measure the level of rage by the number of :lol:s, or anything.
There are definite parallels.
They should be introduced. Although I don't think that The Club is still going, I haven't checked but anything that shite couldn't possibly have lasted.
I think they broke up the band about when you disappeared. IIRC, Rikk went mental beyond the tolerable and in the aftermath they went their separate ways, starting separate boreds.

[manker]

That Iron Sky filum, btw. Would I be able to sit an 8 year old in front of it?

I don't really care if he understands it, as long as there isn't any swearing and the world doesn't end.
Had a workmate ask me nearly the same thing earlier and I'm gonna tell you what I told him, avoiding any spoilers, which is to say:

Might want to avoid that before you've seen it, yourself. Depends on the child, really.Okay background for you to use your skillz:

He cried when he watched Deep Impact (when the comet was about to hit, I think) with teh missus but he's fine with the fighting in Nikita and I've sat him through many a space battle. I reckon he'd be scared if we watched Supernatural but I'd have no problem with him watching Lost or Heroes but nothing like Spartacus or Californication, obv.

It's more for me than him.
I watched Top Cat the Movie last night and that 90 mins of inane brain melting drivel has made me less than keen for a similar experience ce soir.

[ckrit]

Hoi, retard. You get banned because you're circumventing a ban. If it were up to manker he'd probably keep you around as the forum clown, and only kick you out when you get really boring.

Hoi retard,

I got banned to "force me to move on irl" by manker, so I'm circumventing a meaningless ban imposed by an unlikeable man who banned me because he doesn't like me.

I won't be stopping doing that. Especially upon the dictate of a man who tells me it's essential I should move on because my real life is too wrapped up in the board, when he was the one who decided he could use my real name to wrap my real life up in the board.

Fucking mentalists.
Those of us who aren't hard of thinking have realised that manker wouldn't be a mod, or have banned you, had it not been for the administration (and pretty much every member in the lounge) wanting you to quit being, well, you. And as for moving on, well, it's either that or remain a joke. It's not as we're gonna wake up one day and think "Oh gee. That dave sure had a point there when he contradicted himself for the 37th time. We'd best start believing him now".

[ckrit]

Had a workmate ask me nearly the same thing earlier and I'm gonna tell you what I told him, avoiding any spoilers, which is to say:

Might want to avoid that before you've seen it, yourself. Depends on the child, really.Okay background for you to use your skillz:

He cried when he watched Deep Impact (when the comet was about to hit, I think) with teh missus but he's fine with the fighting in Nikita and I've sat him through many a space battle. I reckon he'd be scared if we watched Supernatural but I'd have no problem with him watching Lost or Heroes but nothing like Spartacus or Californication, obv.

It's more for me than him.
I watched Top Cat the Movie last night and that 90 mins of inane brain melting drivel has made me less than keen for a similar experience ce soir.
Hmm. Well. Not much swearing iirc. Maybe a "fuck" or two. Some shit like that. People get shot, but it's not very graphic, and it's almost always bad guys. But there still is some blood and a fair few explosions. Stuff gets dropped on a fair few civilians running around.

Going into the end credits there's nukes all over the place, but the pow is so far away from the earth he might not know what's going on.


I could definitely have watched it when I was eight, myself.

[mjmacky]

Currently in a meeting, got a raving review on the progress of my current paper. This does not motivate me to work more, I feel like I can finally get drunk again.

[mjmacky]

Currently in a meeting, got a raving review on the progress of my current paper. This does not motivate me to work more, I feel like I can finally get drunk again.

This is the dumb shit I would post to facebook if I was still using it, and on top of that, it'd probably be the only post for a month.

[manker]

Okay background for you to use your skillz:

He cried when he watched Deep Impact (when the comet was about to hit, I think) with teh missus but he's fine with the fighting in Nikita and I've sat him through many a space battle. I reckon he'd be scared if we watched Supernatural but I'd have no problem with him watching Lost or Heroes but nothing like Spartacus or Californication, obv.

It's more for me than him.
I watched Top Cat the Movie last night and that 90 mins of inane brain melting drivel has made me less than keen for a similar experience ce soir.
Hmm. Well. Not much swearing iirc. Maybe a "fuck" or two. Some shit like that. People get shot, but it's not very graphic, and it's almost always bad guys. But there still is some blood and a fair few explosions. Stuff gets dropped on a fair few civilians running around.

Going into the end credits there's nukes all over the place, but the pow is so far away from the earth he might not know what's going on.


I could definitely have watched it when I was eight, myself.Ahh, I can't let him watch anything where they say 'fuck'. Not until he goes to big school and starts taking up swearing professionally.
Cheers for the synopsis, though, matey.

I'll just have to lace his milkshake with vodka again and get him to bed by nine.

[manker]

Currently in a meeting, got a raving review on the progress of my current paper. This does not motivate me to work more, I feel like I can finally get drunk again.

This is the dumb shit I would post to facebook if I was still using it, and on top of that, it'd probably be the only post for a month.Lucky us :mellow:
Congrats on the mentalist review, however.

[mjmacky]

Ahh, I can't let him watch anything where they say 'fuck'. Not until he goes to big school and starts taking up swearing professionally.
Cheers for the synopsis, though, matey.

I'll just have to lace his milkshake with vodka again and get him to bed by nine.

Fuck that shit, tell your son I said so. Meg's 100 % with me on this.

Apparently none of you cunts are with me on this. All of your severencies are too high for the diction/context ratio.

[mjmacky]

Lucky us :mellow:

It was an apology and a quiet admission that I will try not to do it again. I'm also dead tired since anxiety was the only thing keeping me awake.

[manker]

Lucky us :mellow:

It was an apology and a quiet admission that I will try not to do it again. I'm also dead tired since anxiety was the only thing keeping me awake.To redeem yourself, do a spot of wallpapering when you get home and post some pics.

I'm serious, btw. That shit interests me.

[manker]

Apparently none of you cunts are with me on this. All of your severencies are too high for the diction/context ratio.Nope.
No idea.

[mjmacky]

Apparently none of you cunts are with me on this. All of your severencies are too high for the diction/context ratio.Nope.
No idea.

Play a game of what the fuck's that supposed to mean.

[manker]

Nope.
No idea.

Play a game of what the fuck's that supposed to mean.What a great idea, I've got an even more ideal idea which involves conversing using words that mean something.
Idk if it's ever going to catch on, though.

Maybe if we switched 'high' for 'low' and 'severencies' for 'tolerance levels' it would make a peck of sense. I can't think of single word interchange which would sort it out more smoothly.

[Et tu]

I saw a movie called severance once. It was decent. Body parts coming off here and there.

[Barbarossa]

Right I'm away for a week, or something else. I'll be back on the 11th.

Happy 10th birthday FST, (10th June) and see ya later. Don't go mental :smilie4:

[manker]

Right I'm away for a week, or something else. I'll be back on the 11th.

Happy 10th birthday FST, (10th June) and see ya later. Don't go mental :smilie4:Oh that's right, pull the trigger and leave us to clear the mess you made of Dave's brain.


Have a good 'un, matey :]

[chalice]

Long weekend sup, cunts.

It's taken me nine glorious years to realise that I could edit my profile daily and make it my birthday every day.

Youse cunts would be obliged to make me a birthday thread every day, and I would win the internets.

[manker]

Long weekend sup, cunts.

It's taken me nine glorious years to realise that I could edit my profile daily and make it my birthday every day.

Youse cunts would be obliged to make me a birthday thread every day, and I would win the internets.Have you learned nothing from comedic villains and Dave.
You never reveal your evil plot to win the internets til after you've won.

Lest you'll lose the blonde and your sanity all in one fell swoop.

[manker]

I should be on a bit tonight, since Snee's informed me that I'm not allowed to watch Iron Sky, but I'm away for the weekend to swank it up in the smoke.
Be back Tuesday, I think.

Enjoy your movieworld spam and Dave til I return.

[chalice]

Yeah, well, I'm sure I've got another diabolical scheme laying around somewhere. I used to be tripping over them.

It's not easy being evil when everyone's the devil.

[Et tu]

What's that...yes. Yes I think I can hear dave's synapses firing all the way here. Slowly. I expect he's preparing posts about how ure all so mean and he's proven you wrong and...

[mjmacky]

Tendency to severity. Anyways, it might not be squeams's fault for the spoiler thing. Works fine when I go full site, but not in the mobile skin

[megabyteme]

Currently in a meeting, got a raving review on the progress of my current paper. This does not motivate me to work more, I feel like I can finally get drunk again.

Noice! My current papers have been shit. I knew it, but unfortunately, my prof. recognized it, to... I did ask her if the "C" at the end of the paper was her initial, or my grade. :(

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyGIlUnX5yI|

All this orsumness and Mary Elizabeth Winstead.:O

[manker]

Never heard of her but vampires, you say :smilie4:
The premise seems stupid but the trailer looks hawt.

[megabyteme]

I like the premise being sooo totally B-movie, but it being a big budget blockbuster (which apparently came from a well-regarded novel). Looks lyke pure win to me. :w00t:

[manker]

Tarantino did that, though, and it was shite. Like utter shite.

[chalice]

Missus's birthday tonight, wunnit. Peacefully passed out on the sofa, breakables intact. That's a merciful thing.

Peace and good will to all men. Except Dave, like.

[manker]

Draw on her and post pics.

[megabyteme]

Tarantino did that, though, and it was shite. Like utter shite.

:dry:

[manker]

Tarantino did that, though, and it was shite. Like utter shite.

:dry:
Sorry.

I didn't realise you hadn't watched them.
Spoiler above for anyone else who hasn't been put through what seems like seventeen hours of drivel.

[megabyteme]

:dry:
Sorry.

I didn't realise you hadn't watched them.
Spoiler above for anyone else who hasn't been put through what seems like seventeen hours of drivel.

Being from Wales, you probably just don't get the Action genre. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

I think Tarantino is only to blame for the first one.
We're talking Dusk to Dawn aren't we?

[manker]

Sorry.

I didn't realise you hadn't watched them.
Spoiler above for anyone else who hasn't been put through what seems like seventeen hours of drivel.

Being from Wales, you probably just don't get the Action genre. :idunno:
I wouldn't say that.
I caught myself thinking about how cool Bruce Willis' distracted way of conversing with his co-stars is while I was watching Top Cat last night. All I wanted was to be watching Die Hard.

He looks around, lights cigarettes, applies bandages and unguents to battle wounds. Basically anything apart from look as if he is engaged in the conversation.
But he is :smilie4:

[manker]

I think Tarantino is only to blame for the first one.
We're talking Dusk to Dawn aren't we?

:blink:

[IdolEyes787]

I think Tarantino is only to blame for the first one.
We're talking Dusk to Dawn aren't we?

:blink:

What?

[megabyteme]

Being from Wales, you probably just don't get the Action genre. :idunno:
I wouldn't say that.
I caught myself thinking about how cool Bruce Willis' distracted way of conversing with his co-stars is while I was watching Top Cat last night. All I wanted was to be watching Die Hard.

He looks around, lights cigarettes, applies bandages and unguents to battle wounds. Basically anything apart from look as if he is engaged in the conversation.
But he is :smilie4:

QT makes movies that are like Die Hard, it just involves ninja swords and Samuel Jackson. Occasionally Travolta makes an appearance, but QT can be forgiven for such choices. There's enough gratuitous violence to make up for casting errors. It even pays off when Travolta gets shot...

Tarantino rocks, IMO. I always look forward to his movies.

[manker]

:blink:

What?I was on about that Grindhouse rubbish.

[manker]

I wouldn't say that.
I caught myself thinking about how cool Bruce Willis' distracted way of conversing with his co-stars is while I was watching Top Cat last night. All I wanted was to be watching Die Hard.

He looks around, lights cigarettes, applies bandages and unguents to battle wounds. Basically anything apart from look as if he is engaged in the conversation.
But he is :smilie4:

QT makes movies that are like Die Hard, it just involves ninja swords and Samuel Jackson. Occasionally Travolta makes an appearance, but QT can be forgiven for such choices. There's enough gratuitous violence to make up for casting errors. It even pays off when Travolta gets shot...

Tarantino rocks, IMO. I always look forward to his movies.Thanks, Arty :]

I love Tarantino, I would describe Reservoir Dogs as my favourite film and have watched all of his offerings, but when he did that thing that you describe - write a b-movie type film with a large budget in mind - it sucked bawls.

[megabyteme]

QT makes movies that are like Die Hard, it just involves ninja swords and Samuel Jackson. Occasionally Travolta makes an appearance, but QT can be forgiven for such choices. There's enough gratuitous violence to make up for casting errors. It even pays off when Travolta gets shot...

Tarantino rocks, IMO. I always look forward to his movies.Thanks, Arty :]

I love Tarantino, I would describe Reservoir Dogs as my favourite film and have watched all of his offerings, but when he did that thing that you describe - write a b-movie type film with a large budget in mind - it sucked bawls.

Grindhouse wasn't long-term memorable, that's for sure. I don't think it was meant to be. However, I don't think Abe Lincoln is going to be another Grindhouse, either. Like I said, it's based on a well-received novel. What I was saying, was that Abe Lincoln killing vampires is the type of movie that would normally be a low budget, B-grade movie.

The fact that it was treated well (from all indications) is what gives it the chance to be totally cool (hopefully).

[mjmacky]

Currently in a meeting, got a raving review on the progress of my current paper. This does not motivate me to work more, I feel like I can finally get drunk again.

Noice! My current papers have been shit. I knew it, but unfortunately, my prof. recognized it, to... I did ask her if the "C" at the end of the paper was her initial, or my grade. :(

"It's your grade"
"Oh, I thought C stood for cunt"

I need not worry about grades, only the tumultuous criticisms of picky reviewers, so this was only a discussion to see if it would stand against it. Afterwards comes the their answer of either "whatever, we'll publish it" or "fuck off".

[mjmacky]

What?I was on about that Grindhouse rubbish.

I really liked Death Proof though, I was all thinking, girl power! Planet Terror was so far meh that I can only recall that it had some schtick.

[IdolEyes787]

I wouldn't say that.
I caught myself thinking about how cool Bruce Willis' distracted way of conversing with his co-stars is while I was watching Top Cat last night. All I wanted was to be watching Die Hard.

He looks around, lights cigarettes, applies bandages and unguents to battle wounds. Basically anything apart from look as if he is engaged in the conversation.
But he is :smilie4:

QT makes movies that are like Die Hard, it just involves ninja swords and Samuel Jackson. Occasionally Travolta makes an appearance, but QT can be forgiven for such choices. There's enough gratuitous violence to make up for casting errors. It even pays off when Travolta gets shot...

Tarantino rocks, IMO. I always look forward to his movies.

Good writer if a bit too in love with himself.So-so director and only ascends to that mediocre level because he steals most of his best shots from old movies.
Put him and Rodriguez together and the result is truly shite.

[mjmacky]

Tarantino rocks, IMO. I always look forward to his movies.

Good writer if a bit too in love with himself.So-so director and only ascends to that mediocre level because he steals most of his best shots from old movies.
Put him and Rodriguez together and the result is truly shite.

I tend to be very forgiving on Tarantino for Pulp Fiction alone. I love that movie just that much, enough to subside my calloused unyielding nature for him to romp around freely without me spewing bile about him.

[megabyteme]

Good writer if a bit too in love with himself.So-so director and only ascends to that mediocre level because he steals most of his best shots from old movies.
Put him and Rodriguez together and the result is truly shite.

I tend to be very forgiving on Tarantino for Pulp Fiction alone. I love that movie just that much, enough to subside my calloused unyielding nature for him to romp around freely without me spewing bile about him.

High praise, indeed. :O

[megabyteme]

Noice! My current papers have been shit. I knew it, but unfortunately, my prof. recognized it, to... I did ask her if the "C" at the end of the paper was her initial, or my grade. :(

"It's your grade"
"Oh, I thought C stood for cunt"

I need not worry about grades, only the tumultuous criticisms of picky reviewers, so this was only a discussion to see if it would stand against it. Afterwards comes the their answer of either "whatever, we'll publish it" or "fuck off".

It has been quite some time since I have turned in anything as sub-standard. I would not even post this paper on your blog with Dave's name on it. :no:

Life and apathy were both at play...

[mjmacky]

If apathy weren't at play, you're likely the butt of someone's joke.

[megabyteme]

If apathy weren't at play, you're likely the butt of someone's joke.

This was part of that group project from Hell I mentioned a few weeks back. A couple of the psycho bitches (I'm being nice) are not suffering from apathy. To them, it's due or die...
I'm hoping/wishing/preying something evil will happen to them. I'm thinking about asking Dave for some blackhat advice.

[mjmacky]

If apathy weren't at play, you're likely the butt of someone's joke.

This was part of that group project from Hell I mentioned a few weeks back. A couple of the psycho bitches (I'm being nice) are not suffering from apathy. To them, it's due or die...
I'm hoping/wishing/preying something evil will happen to them. I'm thinking about asking Dave for some blackhat advice.

inb4 Idol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycbgHM1mI0k

[mjmacky]

Now that I got that in, I have had difficult times working with people with too vested an interest in the arbitrary. I've gone about it one of two ways, usurp the whole project and tell them to fuck off and suck from my teat. The other way is to slowly fade into the background until I vanish completely, of course I only had that liberty when the results were of no real consequence.

[megabyteme]

Now that I got that in, I have had difficult times working with people with too vested an interest in the arbitrary. I've gone about it one of two ways, usurp the whole project and tell them to fuck off and suck from my teat. The other way is to slowly fade into the background until I vanish completely, of course I only had that liberty when the results were of no real consequence.

These cuntrol freaks would have completely forgotten to include me from the start had I given them the chance. The downside is that, at the same time, they want to be bitchy to the prof that "they are doing tooo much of the work". Like I said, fuckingbitchcuntpsychocontrolfreaktwats.

"The worst ones always live."

[ziggyjuarez]

@disneyland sup foo?

[Something Else]

@disneyland sup foo?


Pro-tip. Disneyland ejects people who are tripping on acid. Happened to a friend of mine.

[megabyteme]

@disneyland sup foo?

Pics, or we'll think you are just playing on/in the piles of old appliances scattered around the trailer park.

[mjmacky]

@disneyland sup foo?

Pics, or we'll think you are just playing on/in the piles of old appliances scattered around the trailer park.

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[Snee]

Fantastic. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html#ixzz1wo0tyIRD)

[megabyteme]

Pics, or we'll think you are just playing on/in the piles of old appliances scattered around the trailer park.

114674


Fantastic. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html#ixzz1wo0tyIRD)

You two quit playing cat and mouse...

[Something Else]

Fantastic. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html#ixzz1wo0tyIRD)


Genious.

[Snee]

He added that Orville will soon be 'flying with the birds' stating: 'Oh how he loved birds. He will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday. So this hopping will soon change into steady flight.'

How thoughtful. Awww.

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24

Almost made me lol.

[manker]

The dead cat's fixed stare is a truly horrid thing.

Having said that, I'd like to hover it outside someone's bedroom window in the morning so it would greet them as they drew the curtains in the morning.

[Something Else]

The merkins are having a zombie crisis, or something else.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/04/cdc-to-america-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse/

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/05/japanese-artist-cooks-serves-own-genitals-at-banquet.html

So who's more insane the artist or the people who ate them?

[IdolEyes787]

Also I'm tracking down the guy who turned his cat into a helicopter and turning his face into a bloody pulp.

[megabyteme]

The merkins are having a zombie crisis, or something else.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/04/cdc-to-america-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse/

We persevered through 8 years of Bush. We're survivors. :lookaroun

[megabyteme]

Also I'm tracking down the guy who turned his cat into a helicopter and turning his face into a bloody pulp.

Go, go Gadget Catjet 'copter...

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLX32WjtOUk&nomobile=1

[IdolEyes787]

I knew there were bad people in the World so why am I so surprised to find so many of them here?

[ziggyjuarez]

Taxidermy=bad?

[IdolEyes787]

You either understand my point or your're you.

Hint: it may have something to do with simple respect or silliness like that.

[ziggyjuarez]

Your point, what is it?

You don't have to answer that.I like to act cool and vague also.

[Something Else]

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Happy birthday to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's child: Piloh Shitt

[Something Else]

This Herzog Doc is free on itunes. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2069061/

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[megabyteme]

I knew there were bad people in the World so why am I so surprised to find so many of them here?

Cyborg racist.

[Something Else]

After lots of shouting down the phone at foreign people, I managed to get my mobile phone conetract cancelled without charge.

[manker]

After lots of shouting down the phone at foreign people, I managed to get my mobile phone conetract cancelled without charge.
What a happy coincidence.

[JPaul]

After lots of shouting down the phone at foreign people, I managed to get my mobile phone conetract cancelled without charge.

What were you shouting at them about.

[Something Else]

I started off with general complaints, then built up to being mis-sold the contract in the first plaice, and under false pretences too. I figured out what worked and what didn't through trial and error with the various people I spoke with. It took me about a week to narrow down exactly what to say, and what effect it would have.

[ziggyjuarez]

Can't wait for the next zombie story to bust.

[Proper Bo]

afternoonsup, racists

[Snee]

sup, fascist.

I'm watching some japonese thing with a mental pacifist saving space things through the gift of muzak, whilst apparently trolling (me, not the mentalist) some adhd douchespastic who forgot to type out all of whatever the fuck he's on about.

[Skiz]

Today is the anniversary of D-Day and Google puts up a special logo for... the first drive-in movie theater. :dabs:

[megabyteme]

Today is the anniversary of D-Day and Google puts up a special logo for... the first drive-in movie theater. :dabs:

It's a shame they let the day pass without having Google celebrates "Shoot a Nazi" day. That would have made for a more interesting animation, IMO.

[Snee]

It's our national day, so I had a day off work. True story.

[Snee]

Did rearlity break a javascript again?

[Snee]

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/439934-Why-isn-t-Ron-Paul-doing-better?p=3682285&viewfull=1#post3682285


Here! Here!

ffs.

[Something Else]

Is a google voice account any use to me outside the US.

I've been using google music for a while, and I really like it.

[mjmacky]

Is a google voice account any use to me outside the US.

I've been using google music for a while, and I really like it.

I'm sure you could find out if you google it.

The capacity for which I use Google Voice is mostly voicemail, I replaced my own voicemail service with it... is excellent.

[manker]

Is a google voice account any use to me outside the US.

I've been using google music for a while, and I really like it.

I'm sure you could find out if you google it.Wouldn't the results be a bit biased, like.

[mjmacky]

I'm sure you could find out if you google it.Wouldn't the results be a bit biased, like.

If you want to know how the Romans do, ask the Romans. I think that was by Confuscius.

[Something Else]

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. -Steven Wright

[manker]

Wouldn't the results be a bit biased, like.

If you want to know how the Romans do, ask the Romans. I think that was by Confuscius.
I'm wondering if you've fallen for many of the advertising programs put out by fast food eateries.

it would explain much.

[mjmacky]

If you want to know how the Romans do, ask the Romans. I think that was by Confuscius.
I'm wondering if you've fallen for many of the advertising programs put out by fast food eateries.

it would explain much.

I can name all of my fast food eateries right here:
Sonic
Five Guys
Firehouse Subs

[manker]

I'm wondering if you've fallen for many of the advertising programs put out by fast food eateries.

it would explain much.

I can name all of my fast food eateries right here:
Sonic
Five Guys
Firehouse Subs
I've heard of Sonic but to an unsuspecting citizen from outwith your borders, it just looks like you went for a light lunch prior to an evening of serious knob-sucking.

[mjmacky]

I can name all of my fast food eateries right here:
Sonic
Five Guys
Firehouse Subs
I've heard of Sonic but to an unsuspecting citizen from outwith your borders, it just looks like you went for a light lunch prior to an evening of serious knob-sucking.

Partially right, I didn't eat anything, I just finished them off quickly.

[mjmacky]

I have conditions though

Pizza: Hungry Howie's
Burger: Five Guys
Sandwich: Firehouse
Too early or too late for anything else: Sonic

[manker]

'Hungry Howie's'

Are you making these names up :eyebrows:

[mjmacky]

'Hungry Howie's'

Are you making these names up :eyebrows:

Have you not been regaled by my stories of early part time employment?

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[manker]

Reading you has been all China and Dad and Chemistry so far.
With a smattering of sexual preference.

Apparently, I'm bereft of your early employment anecdotes.
I'd be most appreciative if you could fill my gap.

[mjmacky]

Apparently, I'm bereft of your early employment anecdotes.
I'd be most appreciative if you could fill my gap.

Speaking of which, we also talked about caulk.

[chalice]

Just read Minutemen 1. It was fucking wank, but then it was always gonna be wank anyway. That is all.

[mjmacky]

Google made me think I talked about delivering pizzas in 5-6 threads. This actually frightened me. Turns out, after thoroughly investigating, it was more like 2 threads.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/444962-Was-I-propositioned-by-a-street-walker?p=3652383&viewfull=1#post3652383
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/438117-Tom-Cruise-might-be-the-bravest-crazy-49-year-old-gay-person-on-the-planet?p=3624139&viewfull=1#post3624139

I never gave their name, so there you go... Hungry Howie's.

[manker]

Just read Minutemen 1. It was fucking wank, but then it was always gonna be wank anyway. That is all.
Which reminds me, I read all of Bukowski's bewks except the one that is supposed to be wank; Pulp, over the last couple of weeks.

I enjoyed them.
It wasn't at all what I was expecting though.

[chalice]

Just read Minutemen 1. It was fucking wank, but then it was always gonna be wank anyway. That is all.
Which reminds me, I read all of Bukowski's bewks except the one that is supposed to be wank; Pulp, over the last couple of weeks.

I enjoyed them.
It wasn't at all what I was expecting though.

Good and good.

[manker]

Google made me think I talked about delivering pizzas in 5-6 threads. This actually frightened me. Turns out, after thoroughly investigating, it was more like 2 threads.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/444962-Was-I-propositioned-by-a-street-walker?p=3652383&viewfull=1#post3652383
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/438117-Tom-Cruise-might-be-the-bravest-crazy-49-year-old-gay-person-on-the-planet?p=3624139&viewfull=1#post3624139

I never gave their name, so there you go... Hungry Howie's.
You're fucking great and don't let anyone tell you otherwise :D

I'm going to read them right the fuck now.

[manker]

That spoiler in the first thread almost made me cry.

[mjmacky]

That spoiler in the first thread almost made me cry.

And not two posts later would you find that you've read all of this already, and I was right all along in my earlier insinuations.

[manker]

Oh, shit. Is this a test now? I wasn't aware.
I skipped over a lot of it. That thread only became interesting to me when my posts started.

[mjmacky]

That thread only became interesting to me when my posts started.

Mary4.

[manker]

touche.

[chalice]

Hoi Snee, registration is open on that comic site what you gave me yonks ago. I remember you saying that you'd lost your log in or some such.

http://komics-live.com/live/index.php?action=register

[ckrit]

I had an account, but forgot to log on for a month or whatever the limit was, so they killed my account..

I'll be signing up to that soon as I get home.

[megabyteme]

Hoi Snee, registration is open on that comic site what you gave me yonks ago. I remember you saying that you'd lost your log in or some such.

http://komics-live.com/live/index.php?action=register

Oh, kewl. Maybe we can discuss riding bicycles and eating ice cream bars next. NVM. :pinch:

[mjmacky]

thanks for letting me spam my way to something

ur wlcm

[megabyteme]

The hot chick makes these work, I think...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dJjIH0nW4Ik

More from the series:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sx2C7R7XWQ&feature=relmfu


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrjDUcEWQ5U&feature=relmfu


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoHOdBEo7KE&feature=relmfu


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PzjpkcUaL0&feature=relmfu

[Snee]

Hoi Snee, registration is open on that comic site what you gave me yonks ago. I remember you saying that you'd lost your log in or some such.

http://komics-live.com/live/index.php?action=register

It has been done.

However, as of yet it says I don't exist, because they're still reviewing my request for membership. A bit fascist, one might think.

[chalice]

Bunch of cunts, mate. :01:

[IdolEyes787]

The concept comes by way of Exertion Games Lab at RMIT University in Melbourne. What they've done is taken the standard Parrot AR.Drone quadracopter and loaded it with some specialized software. By doing so, the drone will lock in on the user (you) and follow you around as you go for your run around the neighborhood. It's also designed to help you maintain a certain pace, so if you start to lag behind, it'll fly on ahead and 'motivate' you to keep up.

I want one but equipped with guns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4x4d8IX_0kI#!

[Snee]

The concept comes by way of Exertion Games Lab at RMIT University in Melbourne. What they've done is taken the standard Parrot AR.Drone quadracopter and loaded it with some specialized software. By doing so, the drone will lock in on the user (you) and follow you around as you go for your run around the neighborhood. It's also designed to help you maintain a certain pace, so if you start to lag behind, it'll fly on ahead and 'motivate' you to keep up.

I want one but equipped with guns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4x4d8IX_0kI#!

They should combine that with the catcopter. That would not be disconcerting at all. Not one bit.

[megabyteme]

I want one but equipped with guns.
[video]

They should combine that with the catcopter. That would not be disconcerting at all. Not one bit.

Obviously, it's more natural to go jogging with your dead dog.

[Snee]

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Nigerians. Whatcha gonna do :idunno:

[chalice]

Exploit them, innit.

[Snee]

Oh, bother. :dave: is gonna be all up in my business for posting nelson cowabunga's adress.

[mjmacky]

Doesn't Nigeria realize they could get sanctioned like Koy4Goff?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f9oJikx0-I

[megabyteme]

There's good news for those who work for a living, though...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NdjOyG6NnCA

[IdolEyes787]

115115

A thousand years of history down the toilet in a matter of minutes.

[Something Else]

I don't get it.

My boss said 'balustrade' today, at work and I laughed. True story.

[megabyteme]

115115

A thousand years of history down the toilet in a matter of minutes.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1213725-world-football-strange-but-true-roy-the-redeemer-statue-towers-over-dover

Meant to "psych out the opponents". If I were on an opposing team, it'd make me laugh. That thing is a bizarre embarrassment.

[ckrit]

115403

[Barbarossa]

Happy 10th birthday for yesterday FST!

:partytime:yay::hbd::coffee:

Mornsup

[manker]

Happy 10th birthday for yesterday FST!

:partytime:yay::hbd::coffee:

MornsupI can't believe no one mentioned that while I was away.
it's almost as if it was only me and you that cared :emo:

[Barbarossa]

I feel pretty let down by Tesco and Reali... well just Tesco, tbh. :no:

[ckrit]

Almost like.

[manker]

It's j2's fault for saying it was way over 10 years ago that the site started.
Honestly, I think he just gets a massive internets wide on when people talk about forumular longevity.

In my esteemed opinion, he's turning into Boab :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

I feel pretty let down by Tesco and Reali... well just Tesco, tbh. :no:

I would have added my insincere well wishes if the administration had bothered to post a notice.

[ckrit]

Maybe with a thanks-, or like-, or +1 button.

Posting things can be a bit of a strain.

[IdolEyes787]

+1

[Snee]

Just got a cheapo android tablet in the mail.

Picked one of these (http://www.denver-electronics.com/denver-tac-7018/) up for about £83, and grabbed a really cheap (something like 75% off and free shipping) 16GB Class 4 card from Transcend and put that inside.


My xoom is on loan to one of my brothers who is making apps, gheymes mostly, for a course at uni (and because he can), and I started missing having a tablet around.

First impressions are that build quality seems to be good, at least on the outside, and it's not slow. I wonder about the card being c4, though. I'll charge it, now, then I'm gonna tinker with it a bit. Put a Maas Neotek-sticker over the Denver logo, so it's pretty cool already.

[Proper Bo]

Just got a cheapo android tablet in the mail.

Picked one of these (http://www.denver-electronics.com/denver-tac-7018/) up for about £83, and grabbed a really cheap (something like 75% off and free shipping) 16GB Class 4 card from Transcend and put that inside.


My xoom is on loan to one of my brothers who is making apps, gheymes mostly, for a course at uni (and because he can), and I started missing having a tablet around.

First impressions are that build quality seems to be good, at least on the outside, and it's not slow. I wonder about the card being c4, though. I'll charge it, now, then I'm gonna tinker with it a bit. Put a Maas Neotek-sticker over the Denver logo, so it's pretty cool already.

Where's the keyboard?

[Snee]

Probably where I put my glasses :emo:

[Barbarossa]

Where's the keyboard?

Consigned to history, dickwad :happy:

I'm in a good mood tonight, that's twice I've used the happy smiley in 2 posts...

[Snee]

In today's episode of Snee's mystery theatre, my glasses have mysteriously disapperared. I distinctly remember taking them out of the bag I put them in before I left work, today, and am almost dead certain I've not left the apartment since I took them out. Only, between taking them out and trying to find them a half an hour later or so, I've absolutely no recall of what happened to them. It's magical.

Thank fuck I'm not blind without them, and also that they're not brand new.

[Barbarossa]

Are they perched on your forehead? That appears to be the latest trend for the casual spectacle-wearer. Check in a mirror to see if they're there... :smilie4:

[Snee]

How droll.

No. And I even checked the trash, the fridge, the freezer, and the goddamned toilet.


My best bet atm is that the putting them into the bag and taking them out in fact happened yesterday, and that I left them at work today.

[Snee]

It's one of the many joys of having a dysfunctional memory filter, or something.

I can remember random details about how things were positioned on a shelf years ago, or what year random people I looked up years ago were born, and other things that tend to impress the fuck out of people :earl: but I have issues with ordinary things.

[manker]

They probably fell orf when you were going over a cattle grid on your bicycle on the way home from work.

[Snee]

cattle wut, passport?

[manker]

Like cattle grids haven't been invented yet in Japan :rolleyes:

[Snee]

I actually had to look it up.

Never seen one in my life. I bet they're not aloud here. Prolly a risk of animals getting stuck in them or something.

[manker]

Yeah :lol:
I'm pretty sure Idol wouldn't approve. Maybe we shouldn't tell him.

They're brill for going over on your bike, but. You're missing out.

[Snee]

Bunch of bleeding heart liberals are always ruining things for me :dry:

[Snee]

Fuck it. I'm gonna watch a bluray wearing my shades. They're prescription glasses too, so.

Also, first post from new tablet :smilie4:

[manker]

Congrats.

And also, you missed out a comma there. It's hardly noticeable and actually makes the sentence flow much better - so whether it was actually 'missed' is debatable in and of itself.
However, it's you and you usually would put one there.

Unless it's not you :sly:

[IdolEyes787]

Yeah :lol:
I'm pretty sure Idol wouldn't approve. Maybe we shouldn't tell him.



When I took the Knight's vow to defend the helpless they didn't specify as to species.
Bugger during mosquito season though.

[manker]

hmmz. that's pretty much the motto of Angel Investigations.

I think you're more of a Boreanaz fan than I am :smilie4:

[Snee]

Congrats.

And also, you missed out a comma there. It's hardly noticeable and actually makes the sentence flow much better - so whether it was actually 'missed' is debatable in and of itself.
However, it's you and you usually would put one there.

Unless it's not you :sly:
It's the mobile skin and the browser attempting to fill in words and help. Annoying as anything :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

hmmz. that's pretty much the motto of Angel Investigations.

I think you're more of a Boreanaz fan than I am :smilie4:

I would concur but I'm not sure if it's technically possible to be that ghey.