Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[manker]

hmmz
I'm guessing that your in-laws are mainly female and that after this weekend, you've had quite enough of them for one lifetime.

[megabyteme]

In other gnus, I have awakened my netbook in class a total of 3 thymes. Each and every occurrence included Manker's bunny vag in clear view. :blushing:

[ziggyjuarez]

Worst mod evar!

[manker]

In other gnus, I have awakened my netbook in class a total of 3 thymes. Each and every occurrence included Manker's bunny vag in clear view. :blushing:

Quality :happy:

It's nice to know that I've touched your life in this humble way.

[manker]

Worst mod evar!
We all know that when kids say bad, they mean good.

:smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

1950 called, They want their homophobic way of thinking back.

[manker]

1950 called, They want their homophobic way of thinking back.It's a cry for help. A glimpse into my innermost thoughts.

[chalice]

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/443518-Does-anyone-know-about-Scenetime-com

Luls. Good work. Got a bit sentimental near the end, but all in all a jolly good spastic hunt was had by all.

[manker]

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/443518-Does-anyone-know-about-Scenetime-com

Luls. Good work. Got a bit sentimental near the end, but all in all a jolly good spastic hunt was had by all.In these lean times, you have to go out and search for them. They don't seem to venture into the lounge much.

Also, you couldn't help liking the avrumi spastic. Even you would have turned on the sentimentality.
He's a lil bucket of bi-polar fuzz.

[chalice]

Yon Dragonrider flidiot was number one with a mullet. He had everything. Physical threats, misguided self-import, hilarious hissy fits. Sometimes the internets is kind.

[Artemis]

I think avrumi was more 'persuaded' into a change of tack, than bi-polar. Sub-Administrator adolf dragon rider runs a very tight hair do ship!

[Darth Sushi]

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

[manker]

Hoi, chavois.

Have you read the Jack Reacher books? I've just read a brief synopsis by the clockster and I reckon they sound like a graphic novel without the graphics.
Which would suit me fine as turning pages every six seconds isn't really for me. Fuck the artwork, like.

inb4 some cunt says; 'that'll be a novel, then'.

[chalice]

Hoi, chavois.

Have you read the Jack Reacher books? I've just read a brief synopsis by the clockster and I reckon they sound like a graphic novel without the graphics.
Which would suit me fine as turning pages every six seconds isn't really for me. Fuck the artwork, like.

inb4 some cunt says; 'that'll be a novel, then'.

Tell you what, hotshot, that's like nine kinds of mental right there to the max

Up until about five hours ago I'd never dithered around yon. By some accidental linkage, I'd not planned on and can't recall the origins of, I ended up on the Wiki page of that very pulp nior (seemingly successful) fucker you allude to above. I'd never heard of him before. True story. Sounds absolutely wank to me. The yanks seem to buy it, though.

[manker]

Hoi, chavois.

Have you read the Jack Reacher books? I've just read a brief synopsis by the clockster and I reckon they sound like a graphic novel without the graphics.
Which would suit me fine as turning pages every six seconds isn't really for me. Fuck the artwork, like.

inb4 some cunt says; 'that'll be a novel, then'.

Tell you what, hotshot, that's like nine kinds of mental right there to the max

Up until about five hours ago I'd never dithered around yon. By some accidental linkage, I'd not planned on and can't recall the origins of, I ended up on the Wiki page of that very pulp nior (seemingly successful) fucker you allude to above. I'd never heard of him before. True story. Sounds absolutely wank to me. The yanks seem to buy it, though.That'll be because they'll look at the premise and think; 'it's a comic without pictures - if I read that, I'll be considered high-brow.'

I'm going to read them because you can't whack a six foot five vigilante hurling miscreants all over the shop.

[IdolEyes787]

I live in a quiet neighbourhood.

I have new neighbours .The kind of people who don't talk but for reasons unknown communicate solely by shouting at one another.

I wish to kill them.

True story.

[manker]

I live in a quiet neighbourhood.

I have new neighbours .The kind of people who don't talk but for reasons unknown communicate solely by shouting at one another.

I wish to kill them.

True story.Drown them in jizz.

Each time you knock one out, save it in a sterilised jam jar. And when that one is full, sterilise another and wank into that. In no time at all you should have enough to completely submerse their heads in one of those things that they use on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here to put the celeb’s face next to spiders and snakes.

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You’d be reminding them of your virility while exacting your revenge plus I’m pretty sure it’s also how they would like to go.

Everyone’s a winner.

[IdolEyes787]

Interesting way your mind works.:unsure:

[manker]

If it helps you don't actually have to end them, just do it til they think they are going to die, release them and warn them politely about the noise.

I'm pretty sure it would work but pay off a few dirty cops in case they squeal.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm pretty sure it would work but pay off a few dirty cops in case they squeal.

I live in Canada not Quebec.

[manker]

Okay well do the same thing in a few states so it goes federal and pay off a few dirty FBI agents :smilie4:

[chalice]

Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?

I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.

Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.

To the max.

[manker]

Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?

I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.

Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.

To the max.
I think it's a fantastic idea and as your internets bbfl, I will be acolyte #1.


btw, smoking much of the green-stuff while teh missus and kids are away or wot.
btw2, you're like at least a couple of years away from being forty and what's all this about Yogi. Is he coming back with topless pictures of Fre or something else.

[manker]

I'm pretty fucking astounded that I remembered the name of Yogi's missus.
That was 2005 and I hadn't given her a second thought.

[chalice]

Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?

I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.

Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.

To the max.
I think it's a fantastic idea and as your internets bbfl, I will be acolyte #1.


btw, smoking much of the green-stuff while teh missus and kids are away or wot.
btw2, you're like at least a couple of years away from being forty and what's all this about Yogi. Is he coming back with topless pictures of Fre or something else.

Gotta admit, I'm about twenty miles past wopped.

I wasn't altogether talking balls, though. I will influence something somewhere sometime when I'm forty. That's magic.

[manker]

Like what?
You're being altogether too vague for me to fully commit to being the first acolyte although this fear is tempered by worrying that if I back off too far, Mary will jump into my magic daps.

[IdolEyes787]

Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?

I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.

Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.

To the max.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3cj9fN28SQ

[chalice]

Worst minion evar.

[ziggyjuarez]

Worst, Worst proclamation evar!

[manker]

The LA Priates are down 3-4 against the San Jose Dodgers and a guy goes down to waste time, feigning injury, in the last few minutes of the game. The referee is standing over him and David Beckam is all; 'fuck this, I'm going to kick the ball at at the cunt even though I'm miles away'.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8f5vv64v0

and he fucking hits him like a baws!
Dai Beckham - legend.

[megabyteme]

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/443518-Does-anyone-know-about-Scenetime-com

Luls. Good work. Got a bit sentimental near the end, but all in all a jolly good spastic hunt was had by all.


I missed the action, but took a little something from the experience... :whistling

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[manker]

:glag:

[manker]

The thing was with that thread is I was completely wrong all the way through. I was all; 'if you expect members to put up their real facebooks, then staff should too'
I said it like a brazillion times.

And they do :pinch:


I could have easily checked but I never do that, I just type and rely on sounding confident.
Luckily enough he looked like that and I mentioned WoW which basically meant I won the whole internets even though I didn't deserve to.

[megabyteme]

I could have easily checked but I never do that, I just type and rely on sounding confident.
Luckily enough he looked like that and I mentioned WoW which basically meant I won the whole internets even though I didn't deserve to.

It was a ballsy move to step up to the roulette table and place your chips on the floor, but I'll be damned, that's where the marble ended up. :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

The LA Priates are down 3-4 against the San Jose Dodgers and a guy goes down to waste time, feigning injury, in the last few minutes of the game. The referee is standing over him and David Beckam is all; 'fuck this, I'm going to kick the ball at at the cunt even though I'm miles away'.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8f5vv64v0

and he fucking hits him like a baws!
Dai Beckham - legend.

:lol:
May well be the single greatest thing in the history of soccer.

I especially liked the part where the swarthy little guy pretends to come at Beckham while all the while you know in his mind he's really thinking "Please Lord someone come and stand between us"

[megabyteme]

I live in a quiet neighbourhood.

I have new neighbours .The kind of people who don't talk but for reasons unknown communicate solely by shouting at one another.

I wish to kill them.

True story.

Can't you just move your caravan to the other side of the park? :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

I live in a quiet neighbourhood.

I have new neighbours .The kind of people who don't talk but for reasons unknown communicate solely by shouting at one another.

I wish to kill them.

True story.

Can't you just move your caravan to the other side of the park? :unsure:

The monkeys like it where they are.

[megabyteme]

I especially liked the part where the swarthy little guy pretends to come at Beckham while all the while you know in his mind he's really thinking "Please Lord someone come and stand between us"

Notice how getting hit with a ball miraculously healed the injury. :O

Better vid w/ slow-mo:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XLDdmpV_fkE

[IdolEyes787]

I especially liked the part where the swarthy little guy pretends to come at Beckham while all the while you know in his mind he's really thinking "Please Lord someone come and stand between us"

Notice how getting hit with a ball miraculously healed the injury. :O

Note to manker :no less than three riders finished the first stage of the Tour de France after suffering broken bones.
American Tom Danielson (http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/07/news/danielson-grits-out-a-long-day-on-infirmary-row_227576) continues to ride even though he has a separated shoulder.

Cyclists 1 - soccer fags 0

[manker]

Notice how getting hit with a ball miraculously healed the injury. :O

Note to manker :no less than three riders finished the first stage of the Tour de France after suffering broken bones.
American Tom Danielson (http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/07/news/danielson-grits-out-a-long-day-on-infirmary-row_227576) continues to ride even though he has a separated shoulder.

Cyclists 1 - soccer fags 0The Beckham was striking out against soccer fags and he did it with as much panache as I've ever seen
.
And he played on with a broken metatarsal once which made him miss out on the start of the 1998 World Cup. You need your foot for kicking the football and I'm pretty sure you can ride a bike with no hands.

Dai 1 - 0 bike riders.

[IdolEyes787]

One of the injured riders had a broken femur and another a broken pelvis so 2-1.

Also the Beckman thing was an obvious publicity stunt to promote his line of underwear which in my case worked btw.

[manker]

I needed a new pair after watching that for the first time, too.

[megabyteme]

Look at you two swapping underwear stories. :ghey:

[manker]

It takes a real man to talk about an underpants explosion while watching professional sport.

doesn't it :ermm:

[IdolEyes787]

It takes a real man to talk about an underpants explosion while watching professional sport.

doesn't it :ermm:

Personally I'm struggling with the concept of you being real ,let alone a man.

[manker]

One of these days, I'm going to swing by Toronto and take you out for an Indian Pale Ale.

[mjmacky]

hmmz
I'm guessing that your in-laws are mainly female and that after this weekend, you've had quite enough of them for one lifetime.

It was actually their friends that I had enough of.

[mjmacky]

Look at you two swapping underwear stories. :ghey:

The evidence is piling up for the use of "footie"

[mjmacky]

One of these days, I'm going to swing by Toronto and take you out for an Indian Pale Ale.

A recent favorite of mine is the Fort Collins Black Imperial IPA from the Incredible Hop series.

[manker]

I was actually thinking of you when I made that post. True facts posted.
Idol would probably end up ordering a carrot juice with a side helping of cod-liver oil capsules.

[IdolEyes787]

I was actually thinking of you when I made that post. True facts posted.


Thanks for nothing you two-faced bastard.

Anyway I already knew that when you didn't use the more politically correct First Nations Pale Ale,you two-face racist bastard .

Also how exactly many cities in Canada besides Toronta do you actually know?

In comparison In England I know London and Liverpool (because of the Rolling Stones) and Brighton (because of Brighton Rocks) and Nottingham(because of the sheriff being from there) and Hogwarts although that is more rightly a castle than a city.

There are probably other places in England but that probably covers all the important ones.

[mjmacky]

I know Cardiff because the aliens are always fucking about there.

[bbhaag]

I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.
Get the word out. I own this bitch.

[megabyteme]

I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.
Get the word out. I own this bitch.

Poasting simply to keep you from being a success at anything in life.

[bbhaag]

Hmmm with just over 8000 posts here in just a few short years are you sure it's me being unsuccessful at life?:unsure:

[bbhaag]

r00t! Got my tenth post!

[megabyteme]

Hmmm with just over 8000 posts here in just a few short years are you sure it's me being unsuccessful at life?:unsure:

Yes.

[bbhaag]

Get the word out. I owned you bitch!

[megabyteme]

Get the word out. I owned you bitch!

:unsure: I left to watch some television with the wife. As for your earlier post, my life involves multi-tasking. Yours seems limited to counting posts. How many left till you f@ck off to the trade/beg section?...

[Artemis]

I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.
Get the word out. I own this bitch.

I think you will find that that particular honor is down to either me or scarymary (mjmacky), although I do have my very own fred on the subject:
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/446898-Am-I-a-thread-murderer :naughty:

[mjmacky]

Continuing on, I'm about to make a new thread laced with unwelcome candor about my pathetic life.

[manker]

Continuing on, I'm about to make a new thread laced with unwelcome candor about my pathetic life.Fucking yes.

They're my favourite type. If ever you decide not to post here, I'm going to forcibly pair my cell phone with yours so I can listen in and use my connections at the homicide dept. to monitor any and all of the metaphorical train wrecks your existence throws up.

[Quarterquack]

my connections at the homicide dept.

Who knew even the law was accountable, like. :rolleyes:

[mjmacky]

Fucking yes.

They're my favourite type.

Being that they're mostly for me, you could be in for a bit of a letdown. Darth Giveme has already lodged a complaint.

[manker]

my connections at the homicide dept.

Who knew even the law was accountable, like. :rolleyes:I've been watching a lot of Person of Interest.
To make my life more exciting, I like to pretend I'm the coolest character.

That was me being John Reese and now you've ruined everything :emo:

[manker]

Fucking yes.

They're my favourite type.

Being that they're mostly for me, you could be in for a bit of a letdown. Darth Giveme has already lodged a complaint.I've just taken a look at the thread now and there are too many words for me to be ale to process it properly since I have to go and visit my mam in about 20 mins.

I've bought her some of the coffee she liked when she came up to my office and helped me with some book-keeping. She's taught a couple of the girls who work for me how to operate this accounting package one of my clients use. Which was very nice of her.
I thought the coffee was a better 'thank you' than flowers.

This overly elaborate, yet completely truthful, explanation is brought to you in the style of you.

[mjmacky]

This overly elaborate, yet completely truthful, explanation is brought to you in the style of you.

I'm pretty sure I've never resorted to accounting related stories, but I hope you aren't carrying a can of Folgers.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.


Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.

PS I owned you, bitch.

[manker]

This overly elaborate, yet completely truthful, explanation is brought to you in the style of you.

I'm pretty sure I've never resorted to accounting related stories, but I hope you aren't carrying a can of Folgers.No, it was a little tin of barista coffee.
Why, is Folgers not very nice or something else?

[Quarterquack]

I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.


Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.

PS I owned you, bitch.

Finally! I was waiting for our forum story arc to bring in a love interest for Artemis.

[Artemis]

Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.

PS I owned you, bitch.


Finally! I was waiting for our forum story arc to bring in a love interest for Artemis.

:blushing:

[chalice]

Good afternoon, you bunch of horrible cunts.

Today I will be mostly be being lonely, not going to work, travelling to the further reaches of being wopped, and posting pish on the internets, in that order. Might even have a drinky-poo, who knows. :01:

Whatever happens, it'll be fucking fantastic.

[manker]

Top of the apres-midi to you, too.

What a life you lead. God's pocket, that's where you are.

You think you could put that big brain of yours to work devising a plan so that your missus takes my missus and spawn to foreign shores the next time they go?
I'm sure I'll have a great time.

[chalice]

Top of the apres-midi to you, too.

What a life you lead. God's pocket, that's where you are.

You think you could put that big brain of yours to work devising a plan so that your missus takes my missus and spawn to foreign shores the next time they go?
I'm sure I'll have a great time.

It's like the before times only better, mate. I didn't have a house in the before times. A distant relative is a wonderful thing indeed.

Speaking of progeny, I'm working on a thread that just needs to be aired. You're in it and everything. Such is its searing relevance that the very future of this forum hinges upon it, teetering voidwards. That's all I can say at this juncture.

[manker]

Top of the apres-midi to you, too.

What a life you lead. God's pocket, that's where you are.

You think you could put that big brain of yours to work devising a plan so that your missus takes my missus and spawn to foreign shores the next time they go?
I'm sure I'll have a great time.

It's like the before times only better, mate. I didn't have a house in the before times. A distant relative is a wonderful thing indeed.

Speaking of progeny, I working on a thread that just needs to be aired. You're in it and everything. Such is its searing relevance that the very future of this forum hinges upon it, teetering voidwards. That's all I can say at this juncture.
You did this before and I almost fell off the edge of my seat, such was the anticipation.
And then you didn't post anything.

Can't remember what it was about but it was of extreme importance.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're playing with my emotions this time, too. I'll be better prepared this time, you just see if I'm not.

[Artemis]

It's like the before times only better, mate. I didn't have a house in the before times. A distant relative is a wonderful thing indeed.

Speaking of progeny, I working on a thread that just needs to be aired. You're in it and everything. Such is its searing relevance that the very future of this forum hinges upon it, teetering voidwards. That's all I can say at this juncture.
You did this before and I almost fell off the edge of my seat, such was the anticipation.
And then you didn't post anything.

Can't remember what it was about but it was of extreme importance.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're playing with my emotions this time, too. I'll be better prepared this time, you just see if I'm not.

Just have Squeams distract you with more tales of her sexual gymnastics and all rational thought will cease, then if Chalice leaves you in suspense again you will hardly notice, well at least until your brain resumes normal function and the drool dries. :blink:

[manker]

I'm taking that as you want me to lubricate Squeams up sufficiently so that she'll post more about her cervix such that you can knock a quick one out before bed without going to all that effort of finding some new pr0nz on the internets.

I can see inside your soul, Artster :smilie4:

[Artemis]

I'm taking that as you want me to lubricate Squeams up sufficiently so that she'll post more about her cervix such that you can knock a quick one out before bed without going to all that effort of finding some new pr0nz on the internets.

I can see inside your soul, Artster :smilie4:

Sad but true, but I'm not the one who wishes I had two cocks. :blink:

[manker]

Only so I'd have a shot at coming half-way near to filling her cavernous pink manhole of a lady-garden.

[Artemis]

Only so I'd have a shot at coming half-way near to filling her cavernous pink manhole of a lady-garden.

Nice try, it must be nice to be the owner of such a selective memory. At the time you were wishing you had two penises so that you could perform your very own double penetration (although the eiffel tower afterwards would have been a bit of a letdown).

[manker]

I remember almost everything of a forumular nature, which is weird as my memory isn't exactly stellar elsewhere.
Depicting the facts in a slightly askew manner has become something of a forte, however.


I used the word 'askew' to bring up something absolutely fantastic.
Google askew :happy:



do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

[Artemis]

:naughty:

Yes, on sooooo many levels that appeals to my rather twisted sense of humor.

[mjmacky]

I remember almost everything of a forumular nature, which is weird as my memory isn't exactly stellar elsewhere.

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd link to a post made by you saying the exact opposite, as it was related to you trying to explain why you don't remember posting something you said.

I said lazy, but what I meant is that I'd like to avoid demonstrating a dave commitment to the matter.

[manker]

I think it was that thing that barbie remembered and I'd forgotten that I'd posted.
I didn't forget the thing, I just forgot that I posted about it, so shut your face and google askew, mars-bar-pants.

[mjmacky]

I think it was that thing that barbie remembered and I'd forgotten that I'd posted.
I didn't forget the thing, I just forgot that I posted about it, so shut your face and google askew, mars-bar-pants.

Actually, there were 2 occasions, the candy bar thing and when you said Proper Barbie was black.

[manker]

I think it was that thing that barbie remembered and I'd forgotten that I'd posted.
I didn't forget the thing, I just forgot that I posted about it, so shut your face and google askew, mars-bar-pants.

Actually, there were 2 occasions, the candy bar thing and when you said Proper Barbie was black.That makes three occasions and I bet at least two were you not getting something :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

and I bet at least two were you not getting something :smilie4:

You might as well have said that I posted words.

[manker]

and I bet at least two were you not getting something :smilie4:

You might as well have said that I posted words.n'awhh. come and have a cwtch :wub:

[mjmacky]

cwtch

Use that again and I will orchestrate a 38 year old overweight trailer woman to have an abortion on your face.

[bbhaag]

Get the word out. I owned you bitch!

:unsure: How many left till you f@ck off to the trade/beg section?...
Hopefully not 8345...:P I'm not here for the trades man. I'm here for the back and forth banter and hopefully I'll make a few friends along the way.:cool:

[bbhaag]

I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.


Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.
Well no shit Sherlock. I did say I was the thread killer...:ermm:
BTW....this place is a blast.

Get the word out. I own this bitch.

[manker]

:unsure: How many left till you f@ck off to the trade/beg section?...
Hopefully not 8345...:P

If you had any idea how much action my gargantuan post count has gotten me over the years, you'd probably feel a bit silly right now.
All I have to do is mention the sheer number of times I've literally pleased the internets with forumular gold and the air fills with sexual tension.

If some chick who thinks she is all that is being stubborn and doesn't want to feel the thunder, I mention that I'm also a moderator and it's like a golden leg opener.
Bitches love internet powerz.

[megabyteme]

Get the word out. I own this bitch.

Unfortunately, the present owners will have something to say about your deed to the property. So far, you merely sound like a 14 year old with his first computer and a mom who's out earning the rent money one salty nut at a time...

[mjmacky]

She does charity work for testicular cancer survivors?

[megabyteme]

She does charity work for testicular cancer survivors?

That reminds me...she also milks their bitch tits. Don't tell bbboy, but that's what he pours over his Fruity Loops in the morning.

[mjmacky]

It would suck to have to eat fruit loops EVERY morning.

[Skiz]

Gonna order one of those Nexus 7 tabs today... unless someone feels the need to talk me out of it. :unsure:

[mjmacky]

How about this, Nexus 7 sounds like they've gone through too many versions, and probably aren't getting it right this time either.

[Skiz]

:pinch:

[manker]

Gonna order one of those Nexus 7 tabs today... unless someone feels the need to talk me out of it. :unsure:Kindle Fire has a cooler name plus my missus hasn't put it down yet so the OS must be like the most intuitive thing since wanking.

[Artemis]

:pinch:

You're a mac fanboi, remember when you got the Samsung Galaxy and loathed it? Well if you come back and say that this tab is just not as polished in the O/S or just doesn't have the same apps as IOS does then guess what sherlock you should have paid heaps more for the iPad that was probably made side by side in the same factory anyway, but just has a different OS on it and is massively more locked down by Apple.

[megabyteme]

Gonna order one of those Nexus 7 tabs today... unless someone feels the need to talk me out of it. :unsure:

Looks to be the first affordable tablet without "I wish it had X". I'm excited to order one myself, unfortunately I'll be waiting a while to do so...

[Skiz]

:pinch:

You're a mac fanboi, remember when you got the Samsung Galaxy and loathed it? Well if you come back and say that this tab is just not as polished in the O/S or just doesn't have the same apps as IOS does then guess what sherlock you should have paid heaps more for the iPad that was probably made side by side in the same factory anyway, but just has a different OS on it and is massively more locked down by Apple.

You're off your rocker. I fucking hate Macs to the max. I do love my iPhone however but that isn't remotely similar to a Mac. I also didn't loathe the Samsung phone I tried, but it had an awful battery and that's a deal breaker. FFS, keep up, Art.

[Artemis]

Now you're going force me to find that bloody post, it was alot more than the battery you hated....

I shouldn't have said mac fanboi, I should have said iPhone fanboi I suppose, I just loathe that apple has locked IOS down so much. Speaking of the Galaxy though have you seen the new SIII, two of my friends have them and I hate them, because I don't have one yet. :sadwalk:

[mjmacky]

If anyone doesn't mind going out of style, I slapped a Mugen battery (http://www.mugen-power-batteries.com/) on the back of my Galaxy. They're pricy and larger, but the backplate will match the phone and since I've bought it I can go 4-5 days without charging during regular use, 2 days with heavy use. It's been awesome.

[ziggyjuarez]

Wait4Surface.

[Skiz]

Now you're going force me to find that bloody post, it was alot more than the battery you hated....

I shouldn't have said mac fanboi, I should have said iPhone fanboi I suppose, I just loathe that apple has locked IOS down so much. Speaking of the Galaxy though have you seen the new SIII, two of my friends have them and I hate them, because I don't have one yet. :sadwalk:

They look awesome. If the battery turns out to be as hefty as they're bragging about, then it'll be a pretty impressive phone.

Why do you feel iOS is more locked down than Android? :huh:

[Skiz]

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[manker]

Amir Kahn has got one of his belts back :happy:
Looking forward to his fight on Saturday night. You staying up, chavois/boseph, or wot?

I would also like to watch the battle of Luxembourg, too, but I know I've got some family thing to go get drunk at in the evening and I'm not sure if I'll be back.

[chalice]

Amir Kahn has got one of his belts back :happy:
Looking forward to his fight on Saturday night. You staying up, chavois/boseph, or wot?

I would also like to watch the battle of Luxembourg, too, but I know I've got some family thing to go get drunk at in the evening and I'm not sure if I'll be back.

Got a mate coming over for it. Can't wait. There'll be cocaine and meth-amphetamines involved, but I'll not be posting to the max. There'll be a blind spot in my posting wot you'll hardly notice cos I hardly post these days.

[manker]

Is meth-amphetamine what they make on Breaking Bad?
I didn't think real people took that. Seems scary.

And also; yeah well I'd have probably fallen asleep anyhow :snooty:

[chalice]

Is meth-amphetamine what they make on Breaking Bad?
I didn't think real people took that. Seems scary.

And also; yeah well I'd have probably fallen asleep anyhow :snooty:

You can come over if you like, like. It's only scary the four hundred and seventy second time.

I'm cooking a proper right nice curry before hand as fortification to the max.

[Proper Bo]

Amir Kahn has got one of his belts back :happy:
Looking forward to his fight on Saturday night. You staying up, chavois/boseph, or wot?

I would also like to watch the battle of Luxembourg, too, but I know I've got some family thing to go get drunk at in the evening and I'm not sure if I'll be back.

i probably will be unless i get too wopped and fall asleep

[manker]

Alrite ^ :happy:

Is meth-amphetamine what they make on Breaking Bad?
I didn't think real people took that. Seems scary.

And also; yeah well I'd have probably fallen asleep anyhow :snooty:

You can come over if you like, like. It's only scary the four hundred and seventy second time.

I'm cooking a proper right nice curry before hand as fortification to the max.Curry, the magical Indian way to stop your brain escaping out of your ears when you smoke meth. Quality.
It's very tempting but now I have a date with Bo, so nerr.

[chalice]

What a cunt. I was sure the curry would've nailed it.

[manker]

What a cunt. I was sure the curry would've nailed it.Nah, I don't have much truck with foreign muck.

And also, I'd much prefer to introduce the fleshy me by telling you that I'd priorly located your approximate whereabouts via the mod control panel and am in the local pub, replete with missus, waiting to be entertained to the max.

[bbhaag]

What a cunt. I was sure the curry would've nailed it.
The curry nails it every time.
Yum

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

Wotchas cunts.

Today I will mostly be being a prisoner in my own home while men with bowler hats march past beating out oversized drums and sectarian mantras. I wouldn't mind, but I have no alcohol and a trip to the offies is bound to yield violence. Bunch of cunts.

[manker]

Get some delivered.
The mere contemplation of the mentalness associated with the Battle of the Boyne surely demands some alcoholic relief.

[chalice]

Get some delivered.
The mere contemplation of the mentalness associated with the Battle of the Boyne surely demands some alcoholic relief.

There's no fucking way I'm asking a drunken Orangeman for a wank. A sober one, maybe.

I'm working on a theory that the Church Of England sent a crack squad of clerical commando paedophiles to infiltrate the catholic church to bring about the dissolution of the pope of Rome.

[mjmacky]

Pardon me for the assumption, but I thought all clerical squads were quack squads.

Shit, nevermind, misread, shit, fuck, it stays.

[chalice]

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[Skiz]

http://wap.myfoxny.com/w/main/story/67221563/

This will be lulz, I just know it.

[Proper Bo]

sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/132927

kwality stream for t'bawxing:happy:

[Proper Bo]

what a finish!1:01:
chisora got pwned right in the face

[chalice]

Bo, have you got a stream for Khan? There's a good chap.

[mjmacky]

So sopcast is really still the go to method for live events? I thought I was just being desperately archaic. I also in uninstalled it because I had the feeling it was riddled with aids.

[Proper Bo]

Bo, have you got a stream for Khan? There's a good chap.

i did have but i was doing other stuff and wopped and forgot about it altogether:pinch:

[Skweeky]

Bo, manker told me you got married and weren't allowed on here anymore. Shouldn't you be ironing or something?

[Proper Bo]

you should never believe the welsh, I didn't get married.

[mjmacky]

you should never believe the welsh, I didn't get married.

I've used that line before, it doesn't work too well when they visit your Facebook Page.

[mjmacky]

I'm using a new Android keyboard, please pardon all peculiar capitalizations.

[manker]

If Bo's wife knew he said that, there'd be no secks for slightly longer than he already has to do without secks for :smilie4:

[Something Else]

Evening stool samples.

[Skweeky]

Evenin' benchie.

[megabyteme]

Evenin' benchie.

Skweeks! :w00t:

[Skweeky]

'sup mbm?

[megabyteme]

'sup mbm?

Raisin' squids. :happy:

It's been far too long since we've heard from you. Thought we'd lost you permanently to that evil Facebook place. :( Glad you've decided to return and never, never leave us again. :)

[mjmacky]

Evening stool samples.

Time to smell his dick?

[bbhaag]

Eww...so many vets popping up out of know where. They're almost like n00bs....:P

[mjmacky]

Eww...so many vets popping up out of know where. They're almost like n00bs....:P

Vets go through schooling so I find it hard to believe n00b qualifies.

[bbhaag]

Here we go...again.
Cmon man....I went through this a few pages back. I'm just here to hang out and shoot the shit. I give advice were I can but for the most part I'm just here to hang out and give you vets a hard time...and hopefully make some friends along the way.

[manker]

Here we go...again.
Cmon man....I went through this a few pages back. I'm just here to hang out and shoot the shit. I give advice were I can but for the most part I'm just here to hang out and give you vets a hard time...and hopefully make some friends along the way.
The only way to make friends with Mary is to intellectually humble her or get her wife to reciprocate your sexual advances.
I choose the former option but I'm told the latter is much easier. I only wish I'd known sooner as it took much of my rapier wit reserves to scale this particular Everest.

It's all on you now, dawg. We'll be watching.

[Artemis]

Here we go...again.
Cmon man....I went through this a few pages back. I'm just here to hang out and shoot the shit. I give advice were I can but for the most part I'm just here to hang out and give you vets a hard time...and hopefully make some friends along the way.
The only way to make friends with Mary is to intellectually humble her or get her wife to reciprocate your sexual advances.
I choose the former option but I'm told the latter is much easier. I only wish I'd known sooner as it took much of my rapier wit reserves to scale this particular Everest.

It's all on you now, dawg. We'll be watching.

He could always just fiddle mary's wife while using the secret anime card to assume some form of comradeship, just as long as he is a tentacle porn connoisseur, he should be in. :blink:

[manker]

Carl Froch is the bitterest boxer ever to lace up his gloves.

He's a very tough fighter who has done extremely well.
Unfortunately for him, he isn't handsome, he doesn't talk very well, he isn't quirky or funny and he has never been the best in whatever division he fights in. There has always been someone around who is considered better. He was lucky to get to the final of the super-six because, in my opinion, Dirrell should have got the verdict in their fight, Kessler gave him a lesson and, of course, Ward thoroughly outclassed him.

Fighters like Hatton or Amir Kahn or David Haye will always be bigger names because of their charisma. Carl Froch doesn't have charisma. He is acutely aware of this and believes that because he (thinks he) is a better boxer than these people, he should be a bigger name. This will never happen, because it's boxing, so he is reduced to making snide comments that make no sense at all; like when he said he's better than Calzaghe or that Kahn should retire or that he's eclipsed Eubank.

Fuck off, Froch. You're just jelly and so is your face.

[Barbarossa]

My neck hurts. I think I need to work on my posture :(

[Something Else]

I strained my hip climbing a tree. :emo:

A sore hip makes me feel very old.

[megabyteme]

Never thought of it before, but there's something slightly arousing about having secks with one of your online buddy's wyfe. :wub::sly::shame:

Now if only that opportunity reared its arse on a shorter proximity than a perfect diagonal across the US. :frusty:

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[Skweeky]

My neck hurts. I think I need to work on my posture :(

You should probably play less KoC

[manker]

Now if only that opportunity reared its arse on a shorter proximity than a perfect diagonal across the US.
Skype her and post pics

[Snee]

I just logged onto my work domain and checked some reports, my work mail, and the state of the system I'm in charge of. I'm disgusted at myself, disgusted I say.

The server is also running dead slow, in the middle of the night, so, uh, I'm thinking I need to do something when I get back :dabs: :ghey:

[manker]

I just logged onto my work domain and checked some reports, my work mail, and the state of the system I'm in charge of. I'm disgusted at myself, disgusted I say.

The server is also running dead slow, in the middle of the night, so, uh, I'm thinking I need to do something when I get back :dabs: :ghey:
Ffs, mate. Get back there as quick as you can - for no other reason than you've not posted since you started your epic three weeks off.

I thought we'd be inundated with updates of the life of Snee, but no. No. You went and got a life and probably go laid.
You heartless bar-steward.

[mjmacky]

He could always just fiddle mary's wife while using the secret anime card to assume some form of comradeship, just as long as he is a tentacle porn connoisseur, he should be in. :blink:

For the vinyl, I don't have any interest in tentacle porn. If women are going to be fucked by phallus representations, I prefer them to be strap-ons or overgrown clitori. Yes, that's a no on dildo.

[mjmacky]

Never thought of it before, but there's something slightly arousing about having secks with one of your online buddy's wyfe. :wub::sly::shame:

Now if only that opportunity reared its arse on a shorter proximity than a perfect diagonal across the US. :frusty:

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If I drove under 80 mph while trying to quickly get through your state, who knows what could have happened?

[manker]

If women are going to be fucked by phallus representations, I prefer them to be strap-ons or overgrown clitori. Have you ever watched One Night in Chyna.
Just wondering.

[Something Else]

Day off work paralysed with no pay ftw.

Thanks for the review man.

[manker]

No probs.
What's this about being paralysed. You just had a sore hip yesterday.

In other news - Snee sent me a PM about what happened to him, basically he might as well have had his whole arm amputated and re-attached for all the problems he's had with it, including a shouty nerve and doctors breaking his fingers on purpose.

Being Swedish; it's not all about a high standard of living and fucking blondes in steam baths.

[Something Else]

Swedish pain therapy is a well recognised art. They need the hawt blondes to balance it out.

I think I was compensating for the hip yesterday, and ended up doing my back in. Only felt it when I woke up. I can't stand up right now. I'm aiming to cure it this evening so I can be back in tomorrow. I'm pretty orsum at recovering.

[manker]

Couple of old peoples' complaints right there. Are you sure that your chilblains or prostate aren't playing up, too.

Just sent you some shemail, btw.

[mjmacky]

If women are going to be fucked by phallus representations, I prefer them to be strap-ons or overgrown clitori. Have you ever watched One Night in Chyna.
Just wondering.

I've heard about it since X-Pac sometimes visits on a radio program I listen to while I commute. For some reason it did not give me an urge to look it up, maybe 15 years ago sure, but when one of the participants describes it as pretty gross, I'm inclined to heed the warning.

[Something Else]

Couple of old peoples' complaints right there. Are you sure that your chilblains or prostate aren't playing up, too.

Just sent you some shemail, btw.

iTS a young man's gheyme. :eyebrows:

/shemail received and accepted willingly.

[IdolEyes787]

Spastics.

[manker]

Not in this thread, Shirley.
This thread is the last bastion of non-spastic conversation.

Knob-jockey.

[IdolEyes787]

Delusional spastic.

[manker]

Canadian.

[IdolEyes787]

You already called me that.




Knob-jockey.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcnxxgt6rO8&feature=g-vrec

[Barbarossa]

It's very quiet today :coffee:

[manker]

I was just thinking that when I deleted Dave's rant. Only you and I saw it.

I only read the bit he addressed to me but my favourite part was when he said; 'Sorry I didn't fuck with FST's IP address like I said I would but I had a better offer and went out dancing instead'.

Oookay.

[Barbarossa]

Dave's become a terminal bore. I thought he was a bittard at first because I read the other thread before the rant thread. Shame really, because at least you can have fun with the bittards... :(

[Artemis]

I was just thinking that when I deleted Dave's rant. Only you and I saw it.

I only read the bit he addressed to me but my favourite part was when he said; 'Sorry I didn't fuck with FST's IP address like I said I would but I had a better offer and went out dancing instead'.

Oookay.

Yes he has mad networking skillz and can take out multiple trunks with a single keystroke, this is a DATACENTER we are talking about here :dave: not mums netbook. :stuart:

[manker]

Dave's become a terminal bore. Werd.
I think your thoughts on the matter are aligned on a unanimous forumular level.

Except for Arty.
He still wants to talk to him :idunno:

[Artemis]

I'll rephrase that, while everyone else was busy winding him up a few months back, he actually scared the fuck out of me, because he exhibited alot of the signs of a borderline personality disorder. Now although I still think he is extremely narcissistic, I believe alot of what he does is simply trolling, the sick twist gets off on the negative attention because any attention is attention. I just try and shine a light on him and show him up for the ineffectual tit he actually is.

[manker]

I was just thinking that when I deleted Dave's rant. Only you and I saw it.

I only read the bit he addressed to me but my favourite part was when he said; 'Sorry I didn't fuck with FST's IP address like I said I would but I had a better offer and went out dancing instead'.

Oookay.

Yes he has mad networking skillz and can take out multiple trunks with a single keystroke, this is a DATACENTER we are talking about here :dave: not mums netbook. :stuart:

Dave said something about getting all of Orange's IPs banned or something. Idfk. But basically he has a harder time getting around the ban (needs to use Tor and proxies) than J-Dye. Which gives a particularly insightful glance into our friend's mad 1337 skillz.

[manker]

I missed the rant....You missed nothing.
He's posted the same thing for several months. Both here and on Mary's hate site :mellow:

[Artemis]

I missed the rant....You missed nothing.
He's posted the same thing for several months. Both here and on Mary's hate site :mellow:

I know.... I was hopeful the record had changed, while mindful of the singleminded hamster on that particular wheel. :blink:

[Snee]

Welp. As long as he's not being obsessive or anything.

[megabyteme]

Dave wins. He managed to bore the phuck out of the whole bored. :O

[manker]

Alrite, Snee.
You put all the bone marrow back in yet?

[Snee]

Sort of :unsure:

[Something Else]

Look out for Barbs' minge. It's lurking.

[Skweeky]

Where? :fear:

[manker]

Bittards (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/451026-how-to-login-in-pretome?p=3693630&viewfull=1#post3693630) :happy:

[Skweeky]

lava-mound?

[manker]

Um
I don't know? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Squeams and Skweeks semen bags?

[manker]

I have no fucking idea what's going on but it's making me lol

[megabyteme]

Squeams and Skweeks semen bags?

Am I the only one who spots a punctuation error in the above sentence?

[Skweeky]

It almost sounds like a marketable product.
Doobs - you can be the creative director.

[manker]

Squeams and Skweeks semen bags?

Am I the only one who spots a punctuation error in the above sentence?I can spot a couple but didn't think to mention it as I'm obviously not so persnickety as you :smilie4:

[Artemis]

Am I the only one who spots a punctuation error in the above sentence?I can spot a couple but didn't think to mention it as I'm obviously not so persnickety as you :smilie4:

Has your salmon marker run out of ink? :sneaky:

[brotherdoobie]

I fell asleep on the couch waiting to go to the Dark Knight midnight showing.

I woke up at 12:32.

/pissed



-doobs :dabs:

[manker]

I can spot a couple but didn't think to mention it as I'm obviously not so persnickety as you :smilie4:

Has your salmon marker run out of ink? :sneaky:
I go through phases with it.
I've actually noticed that mbm is getting a bit sloppy recently so I might whip it back out soon.

[manker]

I fell asleep on the couch waiting to go to the Dark Knight midnight showing.

I woke up at 12:32.

/pissed



-doobs :dabs:

Good lord above. Sleeping before midnight.

It's all rheumatism, prostate trouble and erectile dysfunction from here on in, dewbs :no:

[chalice]

I fell asleep on the couch waiting to go to the Dark Knight midnight showing.

I woke up at 12:32.

/pissed



-doobs :dabs:

Good lord above. Sleeping before midnight.

It's all rheumatism, prostate trouble and erectile dysfunction from here on in, dewbs :no:

Worst alibi evar. :no:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18921492

[manker]

:lol:

[brotherdoobie]

:lol:



-doobs

[IdolEyes787]

Good lord above. Sleeping before midnight.

It's all rheumatism, prostate trouble and erectile dysfunction from here on in, dewbs :no:

Worst alibi evar. :no:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18921492

I like on the news where they say that "the police are still searching for a motive". Like being insane doesn't jump right out.

[Snee]

I bet they were all like eating popcorn or something, loudly.

[Snee]

Probably had really big hair, and kept saying the lines slightly ahead of the actors, as well.

[mjmacky]

You have to understand, it's kind of stressful remaining in a Ph.D. program, let alone realizing you need to drop out of it. That's probably when everything turns to shit and you need to gas and shoot up a local cineplex.

[megabyteme]

I was in Walmart today buying dog food, and saw no less than 6 individuals wearing "vintage" Batman shirts. It was only a matter of time before one of their heads turned batshit...

[Artemis]

In other news, my posting style may have seemed more 'pointed' over the past few days on account of my car committing suicide. :dabs:

[manker]

What kind of farmer are you.
A car :ghey:

You should be going to the shops in a tractor, holding up the traffic and burning red diesel at the rate of a gallon every five miles whilst bobbing up and down in the cab, chewing on a long piece of grass. All the while not giving a single fuck.
Failing that, a blue and white classic Landrover.

[manker]

Where's mbm's mate when I need a home remedy.

I've been in the garden today. pulling up grass and weeds and stinging nettles without gloves. I've got all manner of poison in my hands and it's making typing hard.
My missus hasn't got a clue how to fix them and I have to play beer pong later :(

[Skweeky]

Are you a complete noob? Put some vinegar on a cotton bud and put it on your hands. (You might want to avoid any open wounds though)

[Artemis]

What kind of farmer are you.
A car :ghey:

You should be going to the shops in a tractor, holding up the traffic and burning red diesel at the rate of a gallon every five miles whilst bobbing up and down in the cab, chewing on a long piece of grass. All the while not giving a single fuck.
Failing that, a blue and white classic Landrover.
Second to last thing first, we don't have agricultural diesel here in Nouveau Zeeland, if diesel is being used off-road you simply don't have to pay the shameful R.U.C.'s (Road User Charges) which is the equivalent of the government turning up on horse, while wearing a dark cape, a mask over it's face and a low slung hat, and sticking two flintlock pistols into your carriage and demanding your money or your life.
You also pay double to initially register plus a third more per year in registration fees for a diesel vehicle, so although diesel fuel is cheaper, with the attendant taxes plus the higher maintenance costs on a diesel vehicle, it is actually uneconomic to have one if it is for the kind of heavy use (and abuse) we do.

I misspoke when I said 'car', the last 'car' we had a poor little astra kept on defenestrating itself on our less than even driveway such that it is. Two exhaust systems later we faced facts and sold the hamstermobile back to the urban environment it was more comfortable in, poor thing it'll never be the same.

The 'car' the committed suicide was the jeep our main 4X4 and towing vehicle. We had just done an oil change and service, and done all the right things put a pre oil change cleaner through, put in a high quality synthetic oil and a decent aftermarket filter and about a week later there was a knock high up in the motor at first just a tick but it got louder, we booked it in at the mechanic and by the second day it was REALLY concerning, it sounded like someone smashing two dustbin lids together. We took it back to them and they said it sounds like it is high up probably the cam followers or a cam-lifter has eaten itself (I'm nodding sagely while thinking oh fuck), so they said it is 'probably' OK, bring it back tomorrow.

Come tomorrow we start off by now VERY SLOWLY, and the 'car' is making this truly hideous noise, and finally get to the mechanic, we left it there for them to work on and left in our other 'car' a smaller 4X4, a honda CRV (but this is just a family vehicle with a 4 wheel drive system, it is only a 2.0l and doesn't have a tow bar so it's a bit :ghey:).

Back to the mechanic, who rang up the next morning to say that the jeep wouldn't start, the motor had seized, hence my 'committed suicide', apparently the 'cam lifter' noise was a cracked piston just before it finally broke turning that engine into a large block of modern art for the moment, it is a $5,000 repair job which I coincidentally don't have in my back pocket right at the minute.

[manker]

That is slightly gutting, mate, but at least you restored my faith in NZ farm owners. My missus has got the Mazda equivalent of your CRV, btw.
They're quite nice to drive and pretty hardy, too. I've used it loads for ferrying about big stuff.

Still think you need a tractor for milk runs and I'd be slightly happier if you had a blue and white Landrover - but I guess you can't live up to all of my expectations.

I enjoyed reading that in a social voyeur type of way :happy:

[megabyteme]

Are you a complete noob? Put some vinegar on a cotton bud and put it on your hands. (You might want to avoid any open wounds though)

Vinegar, or a mix of bleach and ammonia*. :yup:




*Really bad, don't do it unless you are Oleg.

[manker]

It's still hurting now :emo:

[Artemis]

That is slightly gutting, mate, but at least you restored my faith in NZ farm owners. My missus has got the Mazda equivalent of your CRV, btw.
They're quite nice to drive and pretty hardy, too. I've used it loads for ferrying about big stuff.

Still think you need a tractor for milk runs and I'd be slightly happier if you had a blue and white Landrover - but I guess you can't live up to all of my expectations.

I enjoyed reading that in a social voyeur type of way :happy:

To further reinforce your faith, the repair company that has the Jeep stupidly gave us a loaner vehicle while they repair ours, an Isuzu Mu 4X4 so guess what we did with it yesterday.....

http://i.imgur.com/IlwiU.jpg

:naughty:

[manker]

:lol:
Fantastic.

[Skweeky]

In other news:
I've got a spot on the tip of my nose.
I can't connect to the work's network so I am wasting time on here.
I'm hungry.

[Barbarossa]

I keep getting "server busy" messages. Could you all kindly fuck the fuck off. ta! :happy:

[Barbarossa]

Wow! everyone did too! :O

[megabyteme]

I would appreciate it if people quit making the server so busy so can rule the bored post.

[manker]

I would appreciate it if people quit making the server so busy so can rule the bored post.
:crazy:

I think you might have accidentally a word.
Or two.

[manker]

In other news:
I've got a spot on the tip of my nose.
I can't connect to the work's network so I am wasting time on here.
I'm hungry.
plz post pic of spot.

in related news; looks like Skweeks is on the blob, chaps, so this is probably the best time to ask for bewb pics :smilie4:

[manker]

I accidentally mbm's post. I didn't alter anything though :blink:
Sorry, mbm.

I'm breaking in a new keyboard. Bear with me.

[wolfy6668]

selling some shit on bargain hunters emporium and hopefully make some much needed dosh

[megabyteme]

I accidentally mbm's post. I didn't alter anything though :blink:
Sorry, mbm.

I'm breaking in a new keyboard. Bear with me.

Clearly a frame job. :fist:

[Artemis]

I accidentally mbm's post. I didn't alter anything though :blink:
Sorry, mbm.

I'm breaking in a new keyboard. Bear with me.

Clearly a frame job. :fist:

It's only because manker holds you in such high regard. :yup:

[megabyteme]

Everyone's fears of manker abusing his power have come true! :'( The site is free of :dave: and now he's turning on his friends...

[Something Else]

selling some shit on bargain hunters emporium and hopefully make some much needed dosh

I'm not sure if the faeces market is on the up this month, but good luck, old chap.

[manker]

I'm with Ben on his 'let's eradicate the word shit when used instead of stuff' crusade.

[manker]

Everyone's fears of manker abusing his power have come true! :'( The site is free of :dave: and now he's turning on his friends...
My only friend is internets glory and revelling in the endorphins I exude when wallowing in a tangible glow born of forumular oppression.

[Barbarossa]

I've run out of things to say :coffee:

[Something Else]

Thyme for your photieshop skills then, Shirley.

[manker]

Hasn't been any live sport on for a couple of days since the cycling and cricket finished; so I'm watching some women's puntsphere.
It's shit, but whatever.

Team GB Vs New Zealand.
Who is Arty supporting :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

Anything happen in the 'limpics I should steal? I really haven't been paying attention to the whirled...

[manker]

There has only been ladies' puntsphere so far.
The opening ceremony is somewhat unconventionally tardy this time around and is on Friday night.

I imagine all the cool stuff goes on after that or something else.

[megabyteme]

There has only been ladies' puntsphere so far.
The opening ceremony is somewhat unconventionally tardy this time around and is on Friday night.

I imagine all the cool stuff goes on after that or something else.

They've got people doing stuff before the opening ceremonies? That sounds like some poor planning. They couldn't even make their emblem into a goatse, or whatever, this thyme. I sense a disappointing show.

[manker]

There has only been ladies' puntsphere so far.
The opening ceremony is somewhat unconventionally tardy this time around and is on Friday night.

I imagine all the cool stuff goes on after that or something else.

They've got people doing stuff before the opening ceremonies? That sounds like some poor planning. They couldn't even make their emblem into a goatse, or whatever, this thyme. I sense a disappointing show.They just showed a South Korea flag next to each member of the North Korea team.
I'm not even kidding.

The North Koreans were not amused.
Everyone else was, though.

[Something Else]

Quality mistake. I presume the Brazzillion wymyn's puntsphere team is hawt.

[manker]

I presume the Brazzillion wymyn's puntsphere team is hawt.It's a close shave, but the New Zealand team earlier are the hawtest I've seen so far.

[megabyteme]

I presume the Brazzillion wymyn's puntsphere team is hawt.It's a close shave, but the New Zealand team earlier are the hawtest I've seen so far.

Thanks for the description of their uniforms, and the camera angles!

[Skweeky]

It's that time of the month, I'm in fucking agony and in a foul mood.
This should be a good day.

[Alien5]

Sup

[Skweeky]

How is that going to help anything?

[manker]

It's that time of the month, I'm in fucking agony and in a foul mood.
This should be a good day.
I knew it.
(http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/444138-Last-one-to-post-wins-the-internets?p=3694294&viewfull=1#post3694294)
So what about it?


I'll send you some evening primrose oil as a deal sweetner :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

No more pics will be forthcoming until I see a decent peen pic.

[manker]

Mbm's got a good one where he's lying down on the bed and his wife took a picture of him from the bottom. The angle made his cawk look positvely elephantine.
Will that do?

[megabyteme]

Mbm's got a good one where he's lying down on the bed and his wife took a picture of him from the bottom. The angle made his cawk look positvely elephantine.
Will that do?

You remembered. :wub:

[Skweeky]

No, manker peen is the only accepted currency these days.

[megabyteme]

No, manker peen is the only accepted currency these days.

Yeah, well, I didn't want to see your old wrinkled, sagging, stretched boobs either. :snooty:

[Skweeky]

Fine. Go and ask squeams for a picture of her hairy nipples then :snooty:

[megabyteme]

Fine. Go and ask squeams for a picture of her hairy nipples then :snooty:

I've already got a nice, artsy one of her bathing in a sink. Granted, she's a bit young, but her chest is as fully developed as it ever got.

[Skweeky]

:lol: Ouch!

[chalice]

If there's one thing I cannot abide it's moths. My stomach goes into spasm whenever one of the horrible cunts flaps into view. A couple of hours ago I laid waste to the biggest one I've ever seen. It was the size of a small hummingbird with none of the charm. It scared the fuck right out of me, so I battered it with a slipper and ran away.

Gathering some resolve I went into the bathroom just now, where its corpse still reposed, still fucking horrific, but infinitely more manageable. As I tried to scoop the fucker up in a dustpan a plume of fungal dust puffed up and these wee mite things scampered away. I nearly fucking vomited. Tried to flush the moth down the bog but it won't go. It just swirls like an abandoned mine and threatens to bite my arse if I go for a shite. Woe is me.

True story.

[chalice]

Update to moth situation: Pleased to report the moth is now headed towards the Atlantic.

Moth haters take note. A moth of hummingbird magnitude requires at least two pisses directly to the moth face and four fervent flushes to nullify the threat.

This has been a public service announcement, youse cunts.