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Snee
03-02-2012, 12:13 PM
I mean, the art, fucked up tho it may be, is just some dude, or possibly woman , dipping into their id and exploring their gay cowboys eating pudding. Society being what it is, I'd not be overly surprised if some of it turned up in a gallery some day, with people doing silly interpretations.

Snee
03-02-2012, 12:17 PM
I thought of trolling the place to fuckery, but I can't really act any worse than those fuckjobs

manker
03-02-2012, 02:09 PM
Yes.

And for some reason that's the part I find most disturbing.

You get some really weirdass picture with like lolis getting fucked by a schoolbus with a big grin on its grill or whatevar, and then the first comment is by some dude calling himself big hank or sth and he'll lyke be saying he'd like to trade places with the bus, or her, or either, and he'll be poasting all in bold and there'll be like :beerchug: smilies, and maybe some poetry, or he'll sign off with sth like "the badger". And you sort of start thinking that this man is out there somewhere, acting normal. Maybe he'll have a family and shizzle.:glag: :glag: :glag:

After I've perfected the cats/email thing, I'll invent a hard drive that will self destruct remotely upon its owner's departure from the mortal coil. To avoid his nearest and dearest discovering that their dad is a perverted fuckspastic.
Every home will have one :happy:

Alien5
03-02-2012, 04:16 PM
I'll take 2 of those

Snee
03-02-2012, 05:06 PM
Yes.

And for some reason that's the part I find most disturbing.

You get some really weirdass picture with like lolis getting fucked by a schoolbus with a big grin on its grill or whatevar, and then the first comment is by some dude calling himself big hank or sth and he'll lyke be saying he'd like to trade places with the bus, or her, or either, and he'll be poasting all in bold and there'll be like :beerchug: smilies, and maybe some poetry, or he'll sign off with sth like "the badger". And you sort of start thinking that this man is out there somewhere, acting normal. Maybe he'll have a family and shizzle.:glag: :glag: :glag:

After I've perfected the cats/email thing, I'll invent a hard drive that will self destruct remotely upon its owner's departure from the mortal coil. To avoid his nearest and dearest discovering that their dad is a perverted fuckspastic.
Every home will have one :happy:

You've no idea how much of a bother all of all of that was to type in ckrit on a 3.3" screen at work, btw.

manker
03-02-2012, 05:28 PM
I'm glad you did.
It's not the first time you've made me smile via the internets by fiddling with your three incher.

Snee
03-02-2012, 05:48 PM
:dabs:

ziggyjuarez
03-03-2012, 12:45 AM
:01:

manker
03-03-2012, 01:20 AM
L:naughty:

ziggyjuarez
03-03-2012, 07:49 AM
http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29585.html

http://kathack.com/ - turns any website into a game :)

IdolEyes787
03-03-2012, 12:57 PM
It's Saturday morning so I see the usual "link to ddl" spambot is hard at work.

IdolEyes787
03-03-2012, 01:02 PM
i dont trust anyone much these days

You're all zen like as you've transcended from telling a joke to becoming the joke.

Snee
03-03-2012, 04:44 PM
It's Saturday morning so I see the usual "link to ddl" spambot is hard at work.

The posts I looked at didn't actually have working links, just file descriptions and that. Looked delightfully mental.

Alien5
03-03-2012, 08:21 PM
lol pnewbz

manker
03-04-2012, 01:20 PM
Can't decide whether to get spangled while watching footie or go down my mam's to get some food and watch the footie, or stay at home to watch the footie and catch up on Walking Dead or post pish on the internets while watching footie.
Or some combination of the above options.

Snee
03-04-2012, 01:37 PM
Go down on ur mam while getting spangled. Watch walking dead after whilst taking a pish.

manker
03-04-2012, 01:39 PM
As ever, the voice of reason prevails.
brb after debauchery.

mjmacky
03-04-2012, 01:57 PM
My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.

ziggyjuarez
03-04-2012, 02:32 PM
/bed

enoughfakefiles
03-04-2012, 05:49 PM
I got loads of episodes of The walkind dead, Fringe, Alcatraz and A town called Eureka to watch. Even downloaded the first episode of Touch but never get the time to watch anything at the moment :dabs:

manker
03-04-2012, 08:06 PM
I got loads of episodes of The walkind dead, Fringe, Alcatraz and A town called Eureka to watch. Even downloaded the first episode of Touch but never get the time to watch anything at the moment :dabs:
You're too fertile for your own good, effy. How you have time for anything with so many weans running around, i just don't know.
You need to slow down a bit. It's okay for JP, Catholics make a career out of siring, but it's just not for us prosaic people.

manker
03-04-2012, 08:07 PM
My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.

Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.

enoughfakefiles
03-04-2012, 08:15 PM
I got loads of episodes of The walkind dead, Fringe, Alcatraz and A town called Eureka to watch. Even downloaded the first episode of Touch but never get the time to watch anything at the moment :dabs:
You're too fertile for your own good, effy. How you have time for anything with so many weans running around, i just don't know.
You need to slow down a bit. It's okay for JP, Catholics make a career out of siring, but it's just not for us prosaic people.

S'ok been a bit addicted to MW3 at the moment. Went to watch Peppa pig and the lost treasure today for the little girls 4th birday. Where did them 4 years go :ohmy:

Also took a week of work last week and spent the whole week decorating because i'm putting the house on the market. I'll be glad to get back to work, I do less :lol:

manker
03-04-2012, 08:22 PM
Decorating when you're about to move out. Sounds mad but I see your thinking.
When I moved recently, I kept my old house and rented it to a South African lesbian because I couldn't be arsed to pretty it all up enough to impress the swathes of middle class cunts who would be sweeping through in droves.

True Story.

enoughfakefiles
03-04-2012, 08:26 PM
I've got to bury a figurine of the patron saint of house sellers as well in my garden just to speed things up. The chap who's selling he house really believes in it.

True story.

manker
03-04-2012, 08:35 PM
I've got to bury a figurine of the patron saint of house sellers as well in my garden just to speed things up. The chap who's selling he house really believes in it.

True story.
There's a patron saint of house sellers :lol:

And also, aren't you the fella who is selling the house?
Unless 'chap' is your pet name for your wife :unsure:

Snee
03-04-2012, 10:34 PM
that's the dreaded realtorrod, innit.

manker
03-04-2012, 10:42 PM
I just googled 'realtor' and lol'd when I discovered its meaning.
Truth posted above.

Snee
03-04-2012, 11:43 PM
Don't you have those in wales.

manker
03-04-2012, 11:53 PM
We call them estate agents.
Realtor sounds like an awful americanism or a fantastic robot with lasers that shoot out of his eyes.

Snee
03-04-2012, 11:59 PM
I can see that.

In fact, from now on, that's what I'll be thinking of when I hear the word, ftw.

manker
03-05-2012, 12:06 AM
I'm just wondering if I can get any of my clients to bury a figurine of the patron saint of taxation in their garden to ensure they don't get caught writing off hookers and cocaine as xps or w.e.

Pics if I can :smilie4:

manker
03-05-2012, 12:10 AM
102436

Snee
03-05-2012, 12:16 AM
That is one of the best things I have ever seen.

Snee
03-05-2012, 12:37 AM
watching some snl. it's pretty lowbrow merkin stuff, but I'm getting used to it.

Also, Zooey Deschanel is in it. I still would.

manker
03-05-2012, 12:48 AM
For some reason I'd do her sister more. Much more.

She looks like a mental fuck-rabbit.

Snee
03-05-2012, 01:07 AM
Right, now it's time to sleep. Unless it isn't.

manker
03-05-2012, 01:23 AM
You could always compromise; go to bed and get your three incher out, mate.

Snee
03-05-2012, 01:31 AM
Tablet. 10". :naughty:

Snee
03-05-2012, 01:37 AM
For some reason I'd do her sister more. Much more.

She looks like a mental fuck-rabbit.

Fine, compromise.

I'd do both, together.

Snee
03-05-2012, 01:44 AM
Although, given recent preference in porn, I might also need to involve a squid, a horse, a lot of rope, some orcs, some clowns, a rope, and a shark.

And maybe a small crowd of children to cheer me on.

manker
03-05-2012, 02:23 AM
I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.

Artemis
03-05-2012, 05:47 AM
....I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.

:sick:

Snee
03-05-2012, 08:06 AM
I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.

What the fuck. Laboured?

manker
03-05-2012, 09:51 AM
I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.

What the fuck. Laboured?why else would you need cheerleaders.

Snee
03-05-2012, 09:54 AM
Maybe I just hate children.

manker
03-05-2012, 10:03 AM
Pedophobe.

ziggyjuarez
03-05-2012, 10:26 AM
Labor'd /ur welcome:)

mjmacky
03-05-2012, 10:57 AM
My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.

Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.

It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.

mjmacky
03-05-2012, 10:58 AM
watching some snl. it's pretty lowbrow merkin stuff, but I'm getting used to it.

Also, Zooey Deschanel is in it. I still would.

The one with Zooey as a host was an awful episode if I remember, it was disappoint.

manker
03-05-2012, 11:18 AM
I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.

Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.

It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

mjmacky
03-05-2012, 11:32 AM
It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

I'm going to make the assumption that you've referred to her as Squeamy only whilst envisioning an interlabial voyage. Mockery is an entirely different story, it just happens to overlap with its arsenal of suffixes. You must avoid meshing the 2 while analyzing my theory.

manker
03-05-2012, 01:04 PM
hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

I'm going to make the assumption that you've referred to her as Squeamy only whilst envisioning an interlabial voyage. Mockery is an entirely different story, it just happens to overlap with its arsenal of suffixes. You must avoid meshing the 2 while analyzing my theory.There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.

I thought this much would be obvious, footboi.

However, I feel obliged to mention you had a point with 'squeamy' which made me think of squishy, which, in turn, took me down an almost tangible onanistic avenue.

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 01:46 PM
ffs manker, I was just about to comment in that thread, ewe bawlbag

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 01:46 PM
it was going to be along the lines of

MagnumDave - leaning on the balustrade of FST since 5/3/12 :smilie4:

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 01:47 PM
assuming it was him, like.

Snee
03-05-2012, 02:11 PM
Idk what you're on about, but it prolly was bananas dave, like.

He can do anything.

manker
03-05-2012, 02:56 PM
ffs manker, I was just about to comment in that thread, ewe bawlbag
What's stopping you, like :unsure:

it was going to be along the lines of

MagnumDave - leaning on the balustrade of FST since 5/3/12 :smilie4:

assuming it was him, like.Quality :lol:
and yes, and have you heard Bo Burnham - his name is like yours but he does a parody of rap and it's good.
I was just listening to him in teh jeep.

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 03:15 PM
The jeep?
Have you got a new fancy man driving you around? :ghey:

edit: I've seen that bo burnham chap on the internets before

manker
03-05-2012, 03:32 PM
it's teh missus' :emo:

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 03:40 PM
so ewe drive the hairdressermobile and she drives the penis extension*?:blink:

*unless it's used for proper 4x4 off-road type stuff and not just for going to tesco or whatever.

manker
03-05-2012, 04:17 PM
hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground :snooty:

mjmacky
03-05-2012, 04:19 PM
There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.

Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 04:31 PM
hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground :snooty:

you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs:lol:

manker
03-05-2012, 04:32 PM
:ermm:

I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

merkins :no:

manker
03-05-2012, 04:32 PM
hoi, cawkfan, you ruined my non-quoting post.

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 04:34 PM
There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.

Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.

Not to defend manker's pooftery of the man utd team but I'm pretty sure everyone (other than rooney's ma and missus, probably, like) calls rooney rooney.

manker
03-05-2012, 04:35 PM
hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground :snooty:

you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs:lol:It doesn't count where the roads are gritted, like in cities such as Newcastle.

I use it out in the wilds, in nature, gigantic glacial snow drifts and through massive icy rivers and all that kind of thing :lookaroun

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 04:45 PM
you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs:lol:It doesn't count where the roads are gritted, like in cities such as Newcastle.

I use it out in the wilds, in nature, gigantic glacial snow drifts and through massive icy rivers and all that kind of thing :lookaroun

Are they next to the balti takeaway? :smilie4:

manker
03-05-2012, 04:47 PM
hoi, cawk :fist:

/deletes google+

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 04:47 PM
:schnauz:

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 04:49 PM
I was expecting something a bit more posh, like.

manker
03-05-2012, 04:56 PM
It's in Wales :unsure:

The filthy builders have just finished so it's rather nice at the moment. If ever you need my services, I'll make sure that one of the hawt burds does a bit of dusting or w.e. before your arrival.

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 05:03 PM
"the filthy builders have just finished"

that sounds like a grim euphemism.

manker
03-05-2012, 05:16 PM
Not a euphemism. One of them had dirt under his fingernails every single day, even in the morning.
It's sickening is what it is.

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 05:24 PM
Did you check their fingernails each morning before they started work or something?:unsure:

manker
03-05-2012, 05:25 PM
not as such, it's just something you notice when you're me

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 05:29 PM
not as such, it's just something you notice when you're me a massive poove or a woman

fixed.

manker
03-05-2012, 05:37 PM
Yeah, well ... at least I'm allowed to go on the internets when I want to :snooty:

manker
03-05-2012, 05:39 PM
Obtw, did you see Pardew's post match interview after you almost got pwned by 10 men. Fantastic, it was.

Not funny or clever or 'owt. Just fantastic and honest.

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 05:43 PM
Obtw, did you see Pardew's post match interview after you almost got pwned by 10 men. Fantastic, it was.

Not funny or clever or 'owt. Just fantastic and honest.

I haven't but i'll look for it now, like. We were shite in the first half but should have walked it in the second, like. Not to mention the piss poor refereeing, giving cards for fouls that didn't warrant them and then not giving them for those that did and we had a good few penalty shouts that were at lest as strong as theirs but only 1 given.

On the plus side, chris waddle was commentating (although I'm not sure he was watching the same game, like) and still says "pelanty" which makes me lol :earl:

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 05:48 PM
Just finished watching it now. Pardew has been and still is orsum to the macks for the club (even tho' i didn't like that they sacked hughton to give him the job, hughton didn't deserve that).

manker
03-05-2012, 05:55 PM
I've got a tenner on you guise finishing above teh scum, truth.
A pished bet but I reckon it could come good.

Proper Bo
03-05-2012, 05:59 PM
We're 10 points above them, I'd like to think it was a safe bet:pinch:

mjmacky
03-05-2012, 09:23 PM
Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.

Not to defend manker's pooftery of the man utd team but I'm pretty sure everyone (other than rooney's ma and missus, probably, like) calls rooney rooney.

I'd hate to point out the obvious, but that was the very reason I included it. Also the Jonathan --> Jonny thing, works out just as well. It was apparently so awfully invincible that manky gave up.

mjmacky
03-05-2012, 09:26 PM
:ermm:

I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

merkins :no:

Oi, what a cock tease you are. I can see why there is a lack of physical evidence that you're a poofter (isn't that what you U.K. folk refer to those with a homosexual orientation?) is because you're such a prude.

manker
03-05-2012, 10:37 PM
:ermm:

I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

merkins :no:

Oi, what a cock tease you are. I can see why there is a lack of physical evidence that you're a poofter (isn't that what you U.K. folk refer to those with a homosexual orientation?) is because you're such a prude.
Go look at the Show Your Pants thread and come back when that notion has shrivelled and your, hitherto unknown, yellow pants hankering is sated :smilie4:

chalice
03-05-2012, 10:54 PM
Just saw an advert about some shampoo or some such and it said 'tested on multiple ethnicities'. That's my new favourite phrase.

If I was the kinda spastic to have a sig, that would be it.

manker
03-05-2012, 11:04 PM
Just saw an advert about some shampoo or some such and it said 'tested on multiple ethnicities'. That's my new favourite phrase.

If I was the kinda spastic to have a sig, that would be it.
:snooty:
What's wrong with sigs.

Altho' I must say, I tend to keep my avatar pristine and neglect my sig, somewhat.

Snee
03-05-2012, 11:05 PM
Bwahaha.


Something's different with you. What could it be.

(@chalice)

manker
03-05-2012, 11:06 PM
Is it that I don't say 'somewhat' very often :unsure:

Snee
03-05-2012, 11:07 PM
hah. My edit > your poast.

chalice
03-05-2012, 11:09 PM
I'm disgusted, gentlemen. I hadn't even considered the fringes of the extent of mod powers. Seems nobody else did either.

Why haven't the Welsh conquered the world already.

Snee
03-05-2012, 11:10 PM
Right, this time I'm really going to go sleep for reals. It has been too many late nights, and getting out of bed is getting to be a bother.

For some reason my coding gets better, tho.

manker
03-05-2012, 11:13 PM
I'm disgusted, gentlemen. I hadn't even considered the fringes of the extent of mod powers. Seems nobody else did either.

Why haven't the Welsh conquered the world already.We're too busy listening to Geordie cawk-smugglers.
It's the only hindrance, I'm sure.

manker
03-05-2012, 11:14 PM
Right, this time I'm really going to go sleep for reals. It has been too many late nights, and getting out of bed is getting to be a bother.

For some reason my coding gets better, tho.
Late night chortle endorphins ftw

l8rz

mjmacky
03-06-2012, 02:18 AM
Altho' I must say, I tend to keep my avatar pristine and neglect my sig, somewhat.

You might not be aware that your avatar looks horrendous on a dark background (black stealth), probably why you're totally baffled at my lack of a dignified demeanor towards you.

About your yellow pants thing, so you are an immigrant then?

ziggyjuarez
03-06-2012, 02:46 AM
I read on the Internet prince Charles of wales is the anti-Christ.Is this so?If so wales will rule the world 1day:)

Artemis
03-06-2012, 03:54 AM
I read on the Internet prince Charles of wales is the anti-Christ.Is this so?If so wales will rule the world 1day:)

Well he would be the anti-christ if the mark of the beast was huge ears instead of 666, sadly he is just confused and in danger of being blown away in high winds.

Snee
03-06-2012, 08:12 AM
I read on the Internet prince Charles of wales is the anti-Christ.Is this so?If so wales will rule the world 1day:)

That'll show everyone who says you don't read :01:

ziggyjuarez
03-06-2012, 11:11 AM
Ok it was a utube video:(

Snee
03-06-2012, 11:56 AM
Close enough! At least you've remembered something for days :01:

-=-=-

Just sorted an error I've been chasing for days.

Prob is, I did it by removing one line of code, and thus far idfk what it's even meant to do, or rather what the id it injects is meant to do. Some speshul person added it years ago, and there's zero documentation.

This probably means I'll have to spend hours doing tests and tracing my way through half the system.

Snee
03-06-2012, 12:06 PM
Lulz, I can't look at an intervjew b3ta did with kuntandthegang, on account of it being adult content, according to the company firewall.

Prolly got logged as well. Genious.

ziggyjuarez
03-06-2012, 12:10 PM
Www.Hidemyass.com

Barbarossa
03-06-2012, 01:55 PM
You might not be aware that your avatar looks horrendous on a dark background (black stealth), probably why you're totally baffled at my lack of a dignified demeanor towards you.

Hoi! :angry:

Hmmm, you're right. Bummer :dabs:

In my defence, I think the avatar pre-dated the background...

EDIT: Jesus, all the smilies are fucked too.

manker
03-06-2012, 02:21 PM
I thought Bo did my avatar.

mjmacky
03-06-2012, 03:25 PM
This whole site looks terrible in stealth, the only reason I use it is because the other theme is too sunny a disposition for my tastes, I prefer the rugged clash of incongruity.

Proper Bo
03-06-2012, 04:06 PM
any of ewe bawlbags know if it'd wurk if i had my pc hdmi out to a splitter, out from the splitter to an amp and then out from the amp to a tv?

edit: masterful paint diagram to explain what I mean easily:smilie4:
102594
edit2: it's currently set up like that but without the amp, like, and wurks fine.

Barbarossa
03-06-2012, 04:14 PM
I thought Bo did my avatar.

Rod off Rodney McRod :snooty:

In other news, looks like I missed a bit of a forum car-crash over the last couple of days :dabs:

Barbarossa
03-06-2012, 04:15 PM
any of ewe bawlbags know if it'd wurk if i had my pc hdmi out to a splitter, out from the splitter to an amp and then out from the amp to a tv?

edit: masterful paint diagram to explain what I mean easily:smilie4:
102594
edit2: it's currently set up like that but without the amp, like, and wurks fine.

You need to plug the stuff in and not leave gaps, like.

Also :- :blink:

Proper Bo
03-06-2012, 04:17 PM
any of ewe bawlbags know if it'd wurk if i had my pc hdmi out to a splitter, out from the splitter to an amp and then out from the amp to a tv?

edit: masterful paint diagram to explain what I mean easily:smilie4:
102594
edit2: it's currently set up like that but without the amp, like, and wurks fine.

You need to plug the stuff in and not leave gaps, like.

Also :- :blink:

I'm using hdmi cables :earl:, like, not badly drawn arrows.

mjmacky
03-06-2012, 05:55 PM
Something is lost on me, what purpose would an amp serve for a digital signal?!?

manker
03-06-2012, 06:30 PM
I thought Bo did my avatar.

Rod off Rodney McRod :snooty:

In other news, looks like I missed a bit of a forum car-crash over the last couple of days :dabs:Dave isn't one for fading away or sleepy swan-songs, it seems :ermm:

Something Else
03-06-2012, 07:15 PM
Huh. What happened. I forgot I had the internets.

Snee
03-06-2012, 07:45 PM
Guise. I appear to be phleying eve online again. See you in six months.

Not really. Maybe.

megabyteme
03-06-2012, 08:40 PM
Dave isn't one for fading away or sleepy swan-songs, it seems :ermm:

Who? :unsure:

Artemis
03-06-2012, 08:53 PM
any of ewe bawlbags know if it'd wurk if i had my pc hdmi out to a splitter, out from the splitter to an amp and then out from the amp to a tv?

edit: masterful paint diagram to explain what I mean easily:smilie4:
102594
edit2: it's currently set up like that but without the amp, like, and wurks fine.

If it is working fine now then introducing the amp will not change things. A couple of questions though, what is the amp (make/model) and how far away is the 2nd TV?

edit: There is a method to my madness in asking the questions, if it is a modern amp you can use the amp to switch sources via the comfort of it's remote control and then use the splitter to switch between the two TV's, although at that point you could simply put in an HDMI repeater instead.

edit 2: sumthink loik this:

http://i.imgur.com/DprL6.png

Proper Bo
03-06-2012, 11:12 PM
any of ewe bawlbags know if it'd wurk if i had my pc hdmi out to a splitter, out from the splitter to an amp and then out from the amp to a tv?

edit: masterful paint diagram to explain what I mean easily:smilie4:
102594
edit2: it's currently set up like that but without the amp, like, and wurks fine.

If it is working fine now then introducing the amp will not change things. A couple of questions though, what is the amp (make/model) and how far away is the 2nd TV?

edit: There is a method to my madness in asking the questions, if it is a modern amp you can use the amp to switch sources via the comfort of it's remote control and then use the splitter to switch between the two TV's, although at that point you could simply put in an HDMI repeater instead.

edit 2: sumthink loik this:

http://i.imgur.com/DprL6.png

that would be a good idea but I only want the amp and speakers on the one tv. I did stick the amp in as I planned and it's all working fine.
i'm not sure on the amp model and i'm far too whopped to check at the moment

edit: it's a yamaha dsp-ax861se

Artemis
03-07-2012, 12:04 AM
An old axiom that I strongly believe is 'if it is working don't fix it' so sweet that it is up and running.

My suggestion was just a way of simplifying the input selection by running the inputs through the receiver/amp. The output from the amp passes both audio and video through so you can have the 5.1 hometheater throbnobulating for TV1 and have the gay little TV speakers on TV2.

Proper Bo
03-07-2012, 12:19 AM
An old axiom that I strongly believe is 'if it is working don't fix it' so sweet that it is up and running.

My suggestion was just a way of simplifying the input selection by running the inputs through the receiver/amp. The output from the amp passes both audio and video through so you can have the 5.1 hometheater throbnobulating for TV1 and have the gay little TV speakers on TV2.

I can see your point, like, but it's working and i'm happy as is.

mjmacky
03-07-2012, 01:57 AM
Nobody answered my question, what's with the amp?

megabyteme
03-07-2012, 02:33 AM
Nobody answered my question, what's with the amp?

I'm pretty sure he's referring to a receiver, not a separate power amp.

EDIT:

edit: it's a yamaha dsp-ax861se

http://www.superfi.co.uk/P-7677-discontinued-yamaha-dspax861se-home-cinema-amplifier.aspx

Artemis
03-07-2012, 03:08 AM
Nobody answered my question, what's with the amp?

Your question was pedantic, I thought it was another joke regarding slightly incorrect terms, in this case bo called his receiver an amp which is a throwback to the days when you had a separate amplifier for your stereo instead of an integrated receiver.

megabyteme
03-07-2012, 04:43 AM
Your question was pedantic, I thought it was another joke regarding slightly incorrect terms, in this case bo called his receiver an amp which is a throwback to the days when you had a separate amplifier for your stereo instead of an integrated receiver.

I've got a room with separates for the surround sound processor and 4 individual amps for the 7 channels. I have to admit the newer amps that are now designed to run all of the channels in DD/DTS are can be quite capable of doing the job. The prices are amazingly reasonable for what you get. Mid-line or better Onkyo is eerily good for the money...

All-in-one is VASTLY more user-friendly, too.

Proper Bo
03-07-2012, 04:05 PM
I can't get my pc to output anything other than stereo. I've got a gtx 465 which is supposed to do 5.1 through hdmi (according to google) but windows (7 x64) isn't recognising my receiver and seems to think the hdmi cable is plugged straight into the tv (hence it only allowing stereo).
Any suggestions?

mjmacky
03-07-2012, 06:41 PM
Nobody answered my question, what's with the amp?

Your question was pedantic, I thought it was another joke regarding slightly incorrect terms, in this case bo called his receiver an amp which is a throwback to the days when you had a separate amplifier for your stereo instead of an integrated receiver.

I forgot that I do shit like that, but this one happened to be a genuine puzzler. I have never owned a home theater receiver in my life, thus I would have never associated the two terms.

Skiz
03-07-2012, 06:42 PM
Been watching the new iPad unveiling. Looking pretty awesome.

2048 x 1536 "Retina" screen. 3.1 million pixels on a 10" screen. :wacko:
A5X processor, quad-core graphics.
5-megapixel camera on the back which has 1080p recording capabilities.
Siri.
4G LTE! :O
No price increase.

mjmacky
03-07-2012, 06:44 PM
I can't get my pc to output anything other than stereo. I've got a gtx 465 which is supposed to do 5.1 through hdmi (according to google) but windows (7 x64) isn't recognising my receiver and seems to think the hdmi cable is plugged straight into the tv (hence it only allowing stereo).
Any suggestions?

Start a hardware thread? I'm ignorant when it comes to this sound related stuff.

mjmacky
03-07-2012, 06:45 PM
Been watching the new iPad unveiling. Looking pretty awesome.

2048 x 1536 "Retina" screen. 3.1 million pixels on a 10" screen. :wacko:
A5X processor, quad-core graphics.
5-megapixel camera on the back which has 1080p recording capabilities.
Siri.
4G LTE! :O
No price increase.

Except that it's still running iOS.

ziggyjuarez
03-07-2012, 06:52 PM
How much cooler is the iPad to the itouch?they seem very similar but the fat1 seems harder 2go out and about with.

megabyteme
03-07-2012, 06:52 PM
I can't get my pc to output anything other than stereo. I've got a gtx 465 which is supposed to do 5.1 through hdmi (according to google) but windows (7 x64) isn't recognising my receiver and seems to think the hdmi cable is plugged straight into the tv (hence it only allowing stereo).
Any suggestions?

Start a hardware thread? I'm ignorant when it comes to this sound related stuff.

I just fought my way through adding HDMI to my now aged sound system, and I would have to assume (based on my experience with that) that there would be an output change in one of the menus. It is hard to tell exactly because of all the possible hardware/software configurations. It could be a setting specific to the input on the stereo. It could have to do with the output on the PC.

Really hard to tell without knowing the equipment. I had to split the audio portions from the video, and input via either optical or coaxial digital. it was a real PITA.

Proper Bo
03-07-2012, 06:53 PM
I can't get my pc to output anything other than stereo. I've got a gtx 465 which is supposed to do 5.1 through hdmi (according to google) but windows (7 x64) isn't recognising my receiver and seems to think the hdmi cable is plugged straight into the tv (hence it only allowing stereo).
Any suggestions?

Start a hardware thread? I'm ignorant when it comes to this sound related stuff.

The problem is basically that my pc won't detect the receiver, only the tv the receiver is plugged in to, thus not allowing me to output 5.1 from the pc. I read something about an edid override but I haven't a clue where to begin with that.

Skiz
03-07-2012, 06:55 PM
Doesn't bother me like it used to. Before the app store had a brazillion apps it was irritating not being able to go elsewhere in search of apps. I no longer find myself needing to do that. I really have no complaints.

ziggyjuarez
03-07-2012, 06:59 PM
Can I jog listening to music on the iPad?

megabyteme
03-07-2012, 07:03 PM
Can I jog listening to music on the iPad?

Yes, with the optional iBackpack.

ziggyjuarez
03-07-2012, 07:06 PM
Sounds kind of expensive

megabyteme
03-07-2012, 07:08 PM
Sounds kind of expensive

You wouldn't be the first to sell blood for Apple products. :noes:

ziggyjuarez
03-07-2012, 07:12 PM
Might have to sell a lot more now:/ should only take a few years away from me.

ziggyjuarez
03-07-2012, 07:20 PM
I'm thinking most of the uk members heard of Joseph Kony before it as cool.

Skiz
03-07-2012, 07:22 PM
So, it's "iPad 2" and "the new iPad." That is a bit confusing...

ziggyjuarez
03-07-2012, 07:33 PM
Sounds kind of stupid

IdolEyes787
03-07-2012, 10:03 PM
Can I jog listening to music on the iPad?

Yes, with the optional iBackpack.

Be sure to get this app http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/games/6529528/App-gives-runners-a-boost-with-zombies

IdolEyes787
03-07-2012, 10:09 PM
Added to the list of things I hope I go blind before ever inadvertently stumbling upon.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111676/Hulk-Hogan-furious-sex-tape-emerges-unidentified-brunette.html?ito=feeds-newsxml


(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2111676/Hulk-Hogan-furious-sex-tape-emerges-unidentified-brunette.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)

megabyteme
03-07-2012, 10:32 PM
Be sure to get this app http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/games/6529528/App-gives-runners-a-boost-with-zombies

That looks really cool, and seems like it could be motivating for those who want something to keep their minds on while jogging.

Artemis
03-07-2012, 10:53 PM
Start a hardware thread? I'm ignorant when it comes to this sound related stuff.

The problem is basically that my pc won't detect the receiver, only the tv the receiver is plugged in to, thus not allowing me to output 5.1 from the pc. I read something about an edid override but I haven't a clue where to begin with that.

I do hate to harp on, but try a straight HDMI connect to the receiver (without the splitter in the way) to see if this resolves the detection problem. That is the next step to see what is happening anyway. I will do some research on the receiver (particularly the version of the HDMI inputs) but how old is it btw?

Proper Bo
03-07-2012, 11:00 PM
The problem is basically that my pc won't detect the receiver, only the tv the receiver is plugged in to, thus not allowing me to output 5.1 from the pc. I read something about an edid override but I haven't a clue where to begin with that.

I do hate to harp on, but try a straight HDMI connect to the receiver (without the splitter in the way) to see if this resolves the detection problem. That is the next step to see what is happening anyway. I will do some research on the receiver (particularly the version of the HDMI inputs) but how old is it btw?

I'll give that a try tomorrow and see how it goes. I did have a problem with the xbox not putting out 5.1 sound too which was solved by skipping the splitter. I'm not sure how old the amp is.

Artemis
03-07-2012, 11:01 PM
Been watching the new iPad unveiling. Looking pretty awesome.

2048 x 1536 "Retina" screen. 3.1 million pixels on a 10" screen. :wacko:
A5X processor, quad-core graphics.
5-megapixel camera on the back which has 1080p recording capabilities.
Siri.
4G LTE! :O
No price increase.

This is a response to the already released Kal-El chipset based android tablets like the Asus transformer prime. They are based on the Tegra3 quadcore cpu's with NVidia GPU + 64GB SSD's, so it is a case of catch up by Apple in this case.
It is becoming a tough call in terms of functionality whether you go the Apple way and use iOS based devices or Google and use Android devices. I will say I much prefer Android Honeycomb as an OS for my tablet over iOS, having used both an Android tablet and an iPad extensively, but I suppose it is horses for courses. I much prefer the ability to customise my android devices.

manker
03-07-2012, 11:13 PM
Hardware spam :dry:
Bo's just using you, you know. He'll be away now to watch and listen to his Linda Lusardi dvd in high definition and 5.1 surround and he won't talk to you again until he breaks it.

Proper Bo
03-07-2012, 11:23 PM
Hardware spam :dry:
Bo's just using you, you know. He'll be away now to watch and listen to his Linda Lusardi dvd in high definition and 5.1 surround and he won't talk to you again until he breaks it.

a dvd isn't high definition:snooty:

manker
03-07-2012, 11:28 PM
:o nowaisrs
I was wondering what the point was in paying extra for bluray. Not that I evar pay, I'm not Les or female.

manker
03-07-2012, 11:29 PM
Guise. I appear to be phleying eve online again. See you in six months.

Not really. Maybe.
This is all my fault.
I bet you never even thought of your tawdry nights playing Eve with The Gripster until I mentioned it the other day :dabs:

Proper Bo
03-07-2012, 11:29 PM
:o nowaisrs
I was wondering what the point was in paying extra for bluray. Not that I evar pay, I'm not Les or female.

I still can't believe les actually paid for stuff on the internets:no:

Snee
03-08-2012, 07:53 AM
I have a rapidshare account this month. True story to the left.

Barbarossa
03-08-2012, 09:48 AM
It's quiet in here :coffee:

Artemis
03-08-2012, 10:05 AM
It's quiet in here :coffee:

It's all manker's fault, he went and impaled the bestest troll we had, now the only thing that pops up are n00bs boosting their poast count and it's cruel picking on the retarded. :idunno:

manker
03-08-2012, 12:16 PM
:emo:

I think it's more to do with Bo's shellfish hardware spam. I actually nodded off twice before I could post anything.

It's more interesting if you summarise it:

Bo: Hoi, cawks, how do I do this thing?
The Bored: Try this thing.
Bo: I've already done that thing and it works, how do I do this other thing?
The bored: Try this thing.
Bo: It works better the way I already had it, cawks.
The Bored: orite, cheers.
Bo: np :smilie4:

Basic template above for any and all of Bo's tech help queries since 2004 ftw.

Proper Bo
03-08-2012, 01:18 PM
:emo:

I think it's more to do with Bo's shellfish hardware spam. I actually nodded off twice before I could post anything.

It's more interesting if you summarise it:

Bo: Hoi, cawks, how do I do this thing?
The Bored: Try this thing.
Bo: I've already done that thing and it works, how do I do this other thing?
The bored: Try this thing.
Bo: It works better the way I already had it, cawks.
The Bored: orite, cheers.
Bo: np :smilie4:

Basic template above for any and all of Bo's tech help queries since 2004 ftw.

racist.

manker
03-08-2012, 02:06 PM
How can it be racist if it's true :o

manker
03-08-2012, 02:06 PM
No, wait.
nvm.

Proper Bo
03-08-2012, 03:16 PM
The number of homeless households in England has risen by almost a fifth

homeless household, how does that work then?:blink:

mjmacky
03-08-2012, 03:21 PM
The number of homeless households in England has risen by almost a fifth

homeless household, how does that work then?:blink:

It's a fair term, though euphemistic. The family units weren't born on the street after all.

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2012, 03:44 PM
Thinking about going homeless myself.Spending the nights outside, getting drunk, there do much freedom.Pluse I'll bee getting 50 bucks a week.

manker
03-08-2012, 04:10 PM
A homeless household is an empty house, Shirley.

But liek, why wouldn't they just say that :blink:

megabyteme
03-08-2012, 05:50 PM
Thinking about going homeless myself.Spending the nights outside, getting drunk, there do much freedom.Pluse I'll bee getting 50 bucks a week.

You seem to be headed down a dark path, z. First thinking about buying an iPad, now wandering the streets drunk and homeless, lyke. How would you get the $50, BTW? I feel cheated not receiving some walking around money, myself...

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2012, 06:06 PM
Sorry mbm I was only slightly less then half way serious.An getting drunk with an iPad seems like a bad idea.ill just get buzzed.

megabyteme
03-08-2012, 06:20 PM
Sorry mbm I was only slightly less then half way serious.An getting drunk with an iPad seems like a bad idea.ill just get buzzed.

Good to know you are hanging in there. Are you running out of blood yet? Getting pale, or anything? A steady diet of alcohol mixed with regular blood loss can't be good for the health long-term.

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2012, 07:44 PM
No but I'm starting to love the feeling of a needle penetrating my flesh.i guess it's a task, reward, pleasure thing.

megabyteme
03-08-2012, 08:30 PM
No but I'm starting to love the feeling of a needle penetrating my flesh.i guess it's a task, reward, pleasure thing.

Very dolphinesque. Good to know yo are finding porpoise in your life. :happy:

IdolEyes787
03-08-2012, 08:36 PM
Thinking about going homeless myself.Spending the nights outside, getting drunk, there do much freedom.Pluse I'll bee getting 50 bucks a week.
Hopefully you'd still keep your cellphone plan though.

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2012, 08:59 PM
Major hinder on my beer money.ill just keep my phone for music so I can drink to it.

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2012, 09:00 PM
Also the whole trailer park has wifi I'll just hang around near.

manker
03-08-2012, 10:45 PM
Thought you didn't live in a trailer park.

I'll rephrase that. I always thought you lived in a trailer park but you usually deny it.

Skiz
03-08-2012, 11:06 PM
102757

megabyteme
03-08-2012, 11:06 PM
He just didn't know how good he had it til he got kicked out.

Snee
03-08-2012, 11:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-wBo5_sV0I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH4Tk8G02xA

manker
03-08-2012, 11:10 PM
102757:lol:

Hoi, Skizo. We were just talking about you in the political compass thread. You should go do it and balance things out a little.

manker
03-08-2012, 11:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-wBo5_sV0I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH4Tk8G02xA
My attention span lasted almost until the end of the second vid :o

The first one was tits :happy:
The woman crying cus she loved cats so much was a parody, rite? I'm not a much of a jewtuber.

IdolEyes787
03-08-2012, 11:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-wBo5_sV0I


Finally a use for the internet.

Skiz
03-08-2012, 11:21 PM
Isn't that the ginger that was all puffed up a couple years ago over people at school calling him a ginger? Just when you thought he couldn't make anything worse, he goes and totally redeems himself.

@manker - I'll seek it out in a bit. Gotta go to werk. brb. :emo:

manker
03-08-2012, 11:26 PM
^ Alrite, flowe.

Watching Christian Ice again ftw.

ziggyjuarez
03-09-2012, 02:20 AM
Bump sage*

Artemis
03-09-2012, 04:07 AM
Bump sage*

Is this a new and mildly vacant random word game involving seasonings and spices? :blink:

ziggyjuarez
03-09-2012, 04:44 AM
It's so you can reply w/out bumping the thread to the top :)

Artemis
03-09-2012, 07:23 AM
It's so you can reply w/out bumping the thread to the top :)

OK, so I didn't believe you on account of the bloodloss amongst other factors so I went a searching. Apparently it is sage on some boards (for instance 4chan) to post without pushing the topic up, but a bump is a bump, and if you use bump + sage you end up with a bump and a condiment suggestion.
Sage is also very good as a spice for roast beef, especially if you are roasting it with red wine and onions, although I guess it is just Bar B Q at the ole trailer park. :blink:

Snee
03-09-2012, 07:48 AM
The woman crying cus she loved cats so much was a parody, rite? I'm not a much of a jewtuber.

The thing about youtube is that it's so full retards that she needn't be. If she'snot exaggerating a bit is another question.

Actually, after writing the above I gewgled I'm just thinkinking about cats crying. I wonder if she's still single :smilie4:

megabyteme
03-09-2012, 08:20 AM
Sage is also very good as a spice for roast beef, especially if you are roasting it with red wine and onions, although I guess it is just Bar B Q at the ole trailer park. :blink:

I'm not certain it is exactly considered BBQ if it is done over a burning barrel containing mixed trash and used motor oil.

ziggyjuarez
03-09-2012, 08:29 AM
We normally refer to BBQ sauce as such:
Take the head of the household and add the word sauce At the end.
Example: if ur nm ws bob, you would call it bob sauce.
Try it.

Artemis
03-09-2012, 08:34 AM
We normally refer to BBQ sauce as such:
Take the head of the household and add the word sauce At the end.
Example: if ur nm ws bob, you would call it bob sauce.
Try it.

Oooooh that does sound like fun....hang on I'm just going to go and drive a couple of nails into my head so I can enjoy the full magnificence of the concept. :blink:

megabyteme
03-09-2012, 08:46 AM
Take the head of the household and add the word sauce At the end.

Which does bring up an interesting point of etiquette at the ol' parc de roulottes. How is head-of-household determined? Fewest bruises, or most remaining teeth?

ziggyjuarez
03-09-2012, 12:17 PM
Biggest sack of meth.

megabyteme
03-09-2012, 05:45 PM
Biggest sack of meth.

So, fewest remaining teeth, then. Interesting twist. :blink:

IdolEyes787
03-09-2012, 06:01 PM
Biggest sack of meth.

Even in the trailer park people exaggerate to try to appear better than they are.
Everyone knows the best you people can hope for is a bag of glue.:(

megabyteme
03-09-2012, 06:05 PM
"Hey, this ain't no meth! It's Pop Rocks. Take his name off the BBQ sauce..."

IdolEyes787
03-09-2012, 06:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLzMZbQrKgQ

Something Else
03-09-2012, 07:51 PM
Somebody told me that there's a climb a tree day coming up soon.

ziggyjuarez
03-09-2012, 08:04 PM
Meth sucks.i would rather sniff glue.

IdolEyes787
03-09-2012, 08:17 PM
Somebody told me that there's a climb a tree day coming up soon.

Hopefully soon as I've been eyeballing one that I really wanted to climb for weeks now.
Frankly the suspense is killing me.

mjmacky
03-09-2012, 08:19 PM
Math sucks. I would rather sniff glue.

So I fixed it up for you, any plans in the future to make your posts readable, or entertaining?

ziggyjuarez
03-09-2012, 08:39 PM
U do better then.

mjmacky
03-09-2012, 08:41 PM
Somebody told me that there's a climb a tree day coming up soon.

It just rained here, so the fulfillment of that notion would seriously make my pussy wet.

megabyteme
03-09-2012, 08:47 PM
Somebody told me that there's a climb a tree day coming up soon.

The following week, there's a trim your bush day.

ziggyjuarez
03-09-2012, 08:57 PM
I was going to act like that post sucks but damn was it not maryjanemacky

Something Else
03-09-2012, 09:25 PM
:drumroll: for all.

megabyteme
03-09-2012, 09:32 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2edpgl3.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/vfxnrs.jpg

ziggyjuarez
03-10-2012, 01:05 AM
:/ so hard to keep par with such quality.

megabyteme
03-10-2012, 08:25 AM
:/ so hard to keep par with such quality.

Yer not winning with that one, z. :noes:

Artemis
03-10-2012, 08:28 AM
:/ so hard to keep par with such quality.

Yer not winning with that one, z. :noes:

You can take the trash out of the trailerpark.....

megabyteme
03-10-2012, 08:39 AM
You can take the trash out of the trailerpark.....

...but then you just have to do it again the next day.

-Confucius

Artemis
03-10-2012, 09:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/cdA27.jpg

Snee
03-10-2012, 10:01 AM
Fuck's sake. The bored no longer stays on full site when I'm using my tablet. Every page I have to click it. The fuck would I want to use the mobile skin? It looks like shit. Especially on a 10" screen.

Artemis
03-10-2012, 10:46 AM
Fuck's sake. The bored no longer stays on full site when I'm using my tablet. Every page I have to click it. The fuck would I want to use the mobile skin? It looks like shit. Especially on a 10" screen.

Fuck, I didn't even know there was a mobile skin, I'll have to see how awful it is on my tablet and commiserate with you.... the default skin is pretty heinous though.

Proper Bo
03-10-2012, 10:52 AM
mornsup, pedals

Artemis
03-10-2012, 11:40 AM
So yeah, that was really speshal of me, when you browse on a tablet (like now) the mobile skin is loaded by default. I'm just going to go and bang my head on some concrete for a while to see if that will get my brain started.

Snee
03-10-2012, 11:48 AM
hah. Welp, if you click full site at the bottom, does it stay that way when you switch pages?

mjmacky
03-10-2012, 12:11 PM
You can take the trash out of the trailerpark.....

...but then you just have to do it again the next day.

-Confucius

Made me think of this, specifically starting at 3:10


http://www.hulu.com/watch/335959/saturday-night-live-rude-buddha

Artemis
03-10-2012, 02:35 PM
hah. Welp, if you click full site at the bottom, does it stay that way when you switch pages?

Nyet, it goes back to the mobile skin on every page click, this was in two browsers (firefox & dolphin) so it is the site that is doing this, not the browser.

It really is ghastly Tesco. :sick:

megabyteme
03-10-2012, 02:56 PM
...but then you just have to do it again the next day.

-Confucius

Made me think of this, specifically starting at 3:10


http://www.hulu.com/watch/335959/saturday-night-live-rude-buddha

That paid off. :happy:

ziggyjuarez
03-11-2012, 03:38 AM
Tested the ipad2:/
It makes shitty utube videos shittyer.im assuming the new1 does this to the 10th degree.

Alien5
03-11-2012, 06:34 AM
Tyred

Artemis
03-11-2012, 06:36 AM
Tyred

Did you fall asleep under a bus again? :blink:

Alien5
03-11-2012, 08:38 AM
Oh
Stop it,
you

:kiss:

Alien5
03-11-2012, 01:24 PM
Piss of

Artemis
03-11-2012, 01:35 PM
Piss of
Yes go and play under a bus, see it's done wonders for Allen.

ziggyjuarez
03-12-2012, 04:43 PM
Sorry but the 20$ is mine.

IdolEyes787
03-12-2012, 05:46 PM
Sorry but the 20$ is mine.

Don't give it to him,he will only waste it on paper bags and glue and a t- shirt with some professional wrestler on it.

manker
03-12-2012, 05:50 PM
You can get all that for $20.
no wonder jiggy doesn't wanna move out of the trailer park. it's like some magical world where hardly any money buys loads of cool stuff.

I'd get one with Brutus the Barber Beefcake on it.
Just saying.

IdolEyes787
03-12-2012, 05:52 PM
You can get all that for $20.
no wonder jiggy doesn't wanna move out of the trailer park. it's like some magical world where hardly any money buys loads of cool stuff.

I'd get one with Brutus the Barber Beefcake on it.
Just saying.

Not Ravishing Rick Rude?

manker
03-12-2012, 05:59 PM
You can get all that for $20.
no wonder jiggy doesn't wanna move out of the trailer park. it's like some magical world where hardly any money buys loads of cool stuff.

I'd get one with Brutus the Barber Beefcake on it.
Just saying.

Not Ravishing Rick Rude?
:eyebrows:

You're either calling me a gigantic gay or you've diligently discerned my affinity for alliteration.

Something Else
03-12-2012, 06:05 PM
You can get all that for $20.
no wonder jiggy doesn't wanna move out of the trailer park. it's like some magical world where hardly any money buys loads of cool stuff.

I'd get one with Brutus the Barber Beefcake on it.
Just saying.

That's like 13p. FFS. Wear is this plaice.

hungrylilboy
03-12-2012, 06:23 PM
Last edited by Something Else; Today at 06:05 PM. Reason: checked latest exchange rates

http://filesharingtalk.com/images/smilies/eyebrows.gif

mjmacky
03-12-2012, 06:40 PM
I would have gone with Hulk Hogan or Bam Bam Bigelow.

manker
03-12-2012, 10:11 PM
k guise, google search ravishing rick rude and tell me who you think it looks like.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/samsamsamsam/RDR.png
hint enclosed

mjmacky
03-13-2012, 03:06 AM
I know where you're going with this, but I have to know why you were googling Rick Rude to begin with.

manker
03-13-2012, 09:34 AM
I could only dimly remember him from when I watched WWF as a kid, so I wanted to see what he looked like.

It's all very innocent so if you like, you can imagine that I have a thing for narcissistic moustachioed shouty men.

Alien5
03-13-2012, 10:51 AM
Today i met a beautiful curvaceous sexy young hot fit sexy young curvaceous fit girl

Fuck

I left the iron on

IdolEyes787
03-13-2012, 11:16 AM
Today i met a beautiful curvaceous sexy young hot fit sexy young curvaceous fit girl

Fuck

I left the iron on

Nude pictures.




Of the iron I mean.

Also I thought Rick Rude was suppose to be some sort of Burt Reynolds clone?

manker
03-13-2012, 01:06 PM
yep, yep. I can see that.

103267

mjmacky
03-13-2012, 06:05 PM
I made this, judge it.

103293

manker
03-13-2012, 07:15 PM
First tell me how you got him to make that face

Artemis
03-13-2012, 08:07 PM
First tell me how you got him to make that face

With macky's track record, are you sure you want to know? :blink:

IdolEyes787
03-13-2012, 08:24 PM
First tell me how you got him to make that face

With macky's track record, are you sure you want to know? :blink:

I'm not buying that serious explanation of his posting habits that he created in The Drawing Room.I think he is merely looking for a way to cover his ass when the Feds seize his computer.

Artemis
03-13-2012, 08:43 PM
With macky's track record, are you sure you want to know? :blink:

I'm not buying that serious explanation of his posting habits that he created in The Drawing Room.I think he is merely looking for a way to cover his ass when the Feds seize his computer.

Maybe they have already seized his computer, and he is now working for the Feds, trying to find more pedals for them to nab? :fear:

IdolEyes787
03-13-2012, 08:45 PM
I resent the misuse of the word pedal.



Cunt.

chalice
03-13-2012, 09:28 PM
If Dave is reading this, as I'm sure he will, I'd just like to take the opportunity to say now and forever...

Ha ha ha de fucking ha ha ha. I win, Dave. I have always won and I'll remind you of that on a weekly basis, cos I'm quite sure you'll continue to read here cos you're just that fucked up.

Once again, ha ha de fucking ha ha ha.

manker
03-13-2012, 10:08 PM
It's like you engineered the whole thing :sly:

chalice
03-13-2012, 10:16 PM
Was gonna tell you all about my 14 year old's first love affair. About how he took my good advice and gripped his balls and just asked the girl out, and how she might have agreed and how he might've taken her to the pictures to see something wank for about three weeks in succession.

Then I might've told youse about how more assertive he became, happier, more confident.

So confident that he gave her the elbow, the sad emo little fuck. His mum has to iron his fucking hair for him. What a wee spastic.

manker
03-13-2012, 10:22 PM
Send him over, mate. I'll show him how to straighten his own hair with proper GHD straighteners like wot I do.
That'll man him the fuck right up :smilie4:

chalice
03-13-2012, 10:33 PM
Also, I thought the Canadians were on our side, as far as proper spelling is concerned. Perhaps I'm wrong.

Idol amplifies all of his grammatical misdemeanours with an unholy disregard for comma's. It's like an orphan scratching at the door for syntax.

I'm embarrassed for the fellow.

Alien5
03-13-2012, 10:36 PM
With macky's track record, are you sure you want to know? :blink:

I'm not buying that serious explanation of his posting habits that he created in The Drawing Room.I think he is merely looking for a way to cover his ass when the Feds seize his computer. ...again.

Skiz
03-13-2012, 11:46 PM
Off work all week!!1 :o

Slept in this morn. Went and ate lunch with the gf, which is something I never get to do. Cleaned out the gutters and did yard work. Played fetch with the pooch. 'Bout to go for a bike ride.

SXSW the rest of the week. :01: