Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[megabyteme]

I've covered what your opinion of me is worth before MBM, I'm not doing it again.

Yes, but you've also declared you were never, never coming back. You didn't care about Squeams. You were here only to get a nibble of sweat off Chalice's ball sack. And countless other fables.

In fact, other than licking Chalice's, wmanker's (too brilliant to not use, right?), WMacky's (it's catchy), Squeams', Art's, Snee's, and wmy taints your time here has been nothing but a mentally challenged tear fest. So not only have you been sneaking around behind your wife's back for 5 admitted years, but you remain obsessed, and are pushing her and the kids aside further to profess that still-lingering lust. Even when you have been told IRL to go away. Do you think she will be swept off her feet with this cluster fuck of an effort, Dave?

The things you have said, and the reality behind them have been EASY to spot, Dave. There's got to be plenty of bridges within a short drive on that island. Can't you bring yourself to do the one right thing, and quit embarrassing your wife, and kids? You are a louse who has been looking to abandon your family for years, Dave. At least do it with some dignity...

[NotLettingItGo]

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[megabyteme]

Does the truth of what you've been doing make you uncomfortable MBM?

You should try reading my posts sometime, that complete load of bollocks fantasy of yours has been debunked many times.

Not one person here has believed your story, Dave. Why do you think that is?

Made you look for the truth. My point. :01:

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

Going to see her to try and make the point that I would prefer it if she stayed completely away from me, wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the stay away from me point.lolrolfbbqglaglmao

what the fucking fuck

[manker]

So yeah. I got my last form in at 12:02 :dabs: :dry: :dry:

You cunts owe one of my clients £100 if those bar stewards at the revenue don't turn a blind eye.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

I did read all that. Not just the one line.

Anyone ever notice that it's actually mbm who pwns dave the mostest.
I'm just talking about the main protagonists here but I think chavois and I get too caught up with being hilarious to actually worry about the pwnage element, Mary is more concerned with making absolutely sure that everyone knows that his own intellect makes Dave look like an ex-squaddie bashing a keyboard - but mbm really hits him in soft places that the rest of us can only aspire to reach.
Chapeau.

[manker]

lolrolfbbqglaglmao

what the fucking fuck

She recently posted about how your "mental stalker" "kept escaping and shitting all over her daisies", now as about 99.999% of my posts about her have been in direct response to one of you, the reason her "daisies" have been repeatedly shit all over is because of you. You're such great friends of hers, aren't you :lol:

The best bit is you're all too thick to even be able to see that simple fact, too obsessed with having your fun... at the expense of your friend :lol:

I've had enough again, I'm away, bye spastics :)
It's about half 12.

[megabyteme]

Am I supposed to care why that is? Sorry I don't.

There's one important, unanswered question here...

Does your wife love you, Dave?

[Human_Being]

Yo though. Does that count as a sentence, Anywayz, Taking the net back to its rightful owner if thats ok with your rambling asses!!!

[manker]

Am I supposed to care why that is? Sorry I don't.

There's one important, unanswered question here...

Does your wife love you, Dave?:lol:
See.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[Human_Being]

Yo! Oi! My interwebs :whistling

[NotLettingItGo]

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[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

I just caught the missus going to the fridge and eating a cake, It wasn't her failing, it was her escalating the diet point.
I just went outside and fucked the milf who lives next door, it wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the fidelity point.
I went out last night and got smashed, it wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the sobriety point.

Jebus.

[Human_Being]

There's one important, unanswered question here...

Does your wife love you, Dave?

There's a reason you don't know the answer to that, whilst knowing shit loads of details about my friendship with Sophie, I bet you can't work it out though.

Ill give it a go! You met at a cocktail bar right, you date raped her but you was smart you used a condom and dumped the bitch in an alley way! :)

[NotLettingItGo]

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[Human_Being]

Ill give it a go! You met at a cocktail bar right, you date raped her but you was smart you used a condom and dumped the bitch in an alley way! :)

Fuck I wish... I wouldn't be pissing away thousands of pounds on her at the moment had I had that kind of foresight.

My bad FYI did not read......but did i won ? :spam:

[IdolEyes787]

Yes you did won,the internets not the genetic pool.

[manker]

yeah OK I'll explain that, cause you're all too thick to get it by yourselves.The irony fairy has really got it in for you.

[Proper Bo]

I did read all that. Not just the one line.

Anyone ever notice that it's actually mbm who pwns dave the mostest.
I'm just talking about the main protagonists here but I think chavois and I get too caught up with being hilarious to actually worry about the pwnage element, Mary is more concerned with making absolutely sure that everyone knows that his own intellect makes Dave look like an ex-squaddie bashing a keyboard - but mbm really hits him in soft places that the rest of us can only aspire to reach.
Chapeau.

:glag::earl:

[megabyteme]

There's one important, unanswered question here...

Does your wife love you, Dave?

There's a reason you don't know the answer to that, whilst knowing shit loads of details about my friendship with Sophie, I bet you can't work it out though.

You spent 5+ years trying to fuck around behind your wife's back, and you haven't spent much time with the wife and kids. I get it...priorities.

[Human_Being]

Yes you did won,the internets not the genetic pool.

Its official. Close thread please.

[Artemis]

Yes you did won,the internets not the genetic pool.

Its official. Close thread please.

Much as I hate to rain on your crazy parade (not really) the fred and winning it is an ongoing thing. Take it from a previous winrar, the beast never stops just pauses, so if you happen to be the author of the faux pas that stops all comments for a while since everyone is shocked (usually by the unmitigated stupidity) then it is a win (sort of ).

[IdolEyes787]

I would attempt to win but I really have no use for the internets so I'm saving myself until there is a better prize offered like an iPad or maybe Olive Garden discount coupons.

[Human_Being]

lol, all i ask is my signature rings true

[megabyteme]

lol, all i ask is my signature rings true

You could change it to, "ILOSTTHEGENETICLOTTERY!".

[ziggyjuarez]

Anyone ever try Xanax?

[Human_Being]

Nope. Rofl i swear sombody said something about Genetics no less. Im only good when people come at me, i think i need to go find a "come at me bro forum"

[Human_Being]

w8 wut....

[Human_Being]

Going to bed i shall look forward to the fail rapefest when i awake from my daze.

[ziggyjuarez]

Sup forum.long time no post.

[megabyteme]

Nope. Rofl i swear sombody said something about Genetics no less. Im only good when people come at me, i think i need to go find a "come at me bro forum"

So far, you've only shown yourself as a spastic who struggles with basic sentences. What is it you are looking for here? :unsure:

[Artemis]

Nope. Rofl i swear sombody said something about Genetics no less. Im only good when people come at me, i think i need to go find a "come at me bro forum"

So far, you've only shown yourself as a spastic who struggles with basic sentences. What is it you are looking for here? :unsure:

You taking up the challenge of the newly minted spastic signature there MBM ? in other news, you seem to be ignoring your favorite paedophile too.....

[Human_Being]

Nope. Rofl i swear sombody said something about Genetics no less. Im only good when people come at me, i think i need to go find a "come at me bro forum"

So far, you've only shown yourself as a spastic who struggles with basic sentences. What is it you are looking for here? :unsure:

Honestly, Just keeping it gangsta. If you call me a name again im telling my mummy, Dawg.





So far, you've only shown yourself as a spastic who struggles with basic sentences. What is it you are looking for here? :unsure:

You taking up the challenge of the newly minted spastic signature there MBM ? in other news, you seem to be ignoring your favorite paedophile too.....

Yeh well us ؟MBM? pedo`s dont like exposing ourselves to each other. Its the ؟MBM? pedo code. ؟MBM? Pedo`s are infamously spasticated when it comes to punctuation. If u dont know get to know. I was thinking maybe theres a program that will punctuate for me seen as it matters so much to you wonderful people, I shall look for one later today, might even help me pick up a five year old.

[Human_Being]

Sup forum.long time no post.

I like this guy :cheers:

[megabyteme]

So far, you've only shown yourself as a spastic who struggles with basic sentences. What is it you are looking for here? :unsure:

You taking up the challenge of the newly minted spastic signature there MBM ? in other news, you seem to be ignoring your favorite paedophile too.....

How hard can it be? You confused him for J-Dye. :idunno:

I haven't chased ziggy off yet because I thought he should meet Reject. They have a lot in common- the most glaring is a desire for girls 15+ years younger than themselves. I even bet ziggy would turn some stomachs heads at the old trailer park if he borrowed one of Dave's ecru suits.

[megabyteme]

Honestly, Just keeping it gangsta. If you call me a name again im telling my mummy, Dawg.

Yeh well us ؟MBM? pedo`s dont like exposing ourselves to each other. Its the ؟MBM? pedo code. ؟MBM? Pedo`s are infamously spasticated when it comes to punctuation. If u dont know get to know. I was thinking maybe theres a program that will punctuate for me seen as it matters so much to you wonderful people, I shall look for one later today, might even help me pick up a five year old.

What you lack in understandability, you make up for with those backwards "?"'s Those are kinda cool. Where are you from? I'm guessing English is not your first language.

[Human_Being]

You taking up the challenge of the newly minted spastic signature there MBM ? in other news, you seem to be ignoring your favorite paedophile too.....

How hard can it be? You confused him for J-Dye. :idunno:

I haven't chased ziggy off yet because I thought he should meet Reject. They have a lot in common- the most glaring is a desire for girls 15+ years younger than themselves. I even bet ziggy would turn some stomachs heads at the old trailer park if he borrowed one of Dave's ecru suits.

Im down with reject. Most motherfucking certainly but i am expecting a lil bit more creativity. Youve most motherfuckin certainly been outdone by Artemis in that department, least he made me chuckle. You sound truly bitter Lol

[Human_Being]

Honestly, Just keeping it gangsta. If you call me a name again im telling my mummy, Dawg.

Yeh well us ؟MBM? pedo`s dont like exposing ourselves to each other. Its the ؟MBM? pedo code. ؟MBM? Pedo`s are infamously spasticated when it comes to punctuation. If u dont know get to know. I was thinking maybe theres a program that will punctuate for me seen as it matters so much to you wonderful people, I shall look for one later today, might even help me pick up a five year old.

What you lack in understandability, you make up for with those backwards "?"'s Those are kinda cool. Where are you from? I'm guessing English is not your first language.

Im banning you from this thread until such time creativity hits you with a broom upside the head.

[megabyteme]

Im banning you from this thread until such time creativity hits you with a broom upside the head.

I was just reading translating your recent posts. I'm guessing your age somewhere around 16-ish. I refuse to pick on you till you are mature enough to drive. That may be awhile.

[Human_Being]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUybgtGBsow

You refuse to pick on me but you decide name calling is not a form of bullying. Good shit, Good job, Retard.

Edit: Na man i got an answer for everything, Im 30 live in the UK.

Edit2: Knock yourself out if you dare!

Edit3: Oh shit you just knocked yourself out.

Edit4: I R Trollkilla ?

Edit5: Na fk that trolls just kill them selves these days. Shit aint what it used to be.

[Barbarossa]

This is like the longest goodbye evah. When is dave actually going to stop posting? I feel a poll coming on :coffee:

[Human_Being]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InfFBZfV-PE

Yes Mr Solomon Free Publicity!

IF YOU DARE. Dont shoot the messenger. You make me laugh you call me names bla bla etc then you beef at my punctuality then god bless you all i saw you comin a mile away, you talk nothing but shit, deal with it.

Edit: You mistook me for a shittalker. Not everybody talks shit on the internet.

[megabyteme]

I can actually believe you live like you post. I never would have guessed your age as 30. Reading your history here has given me a migraine. Does it take effort to be so consistently stupid, or does it come naturally?

This is really going nowhere- as have all things you have drooled onto the site. Feel free to take yourself for a walk, dawg...

[megabyteme]

IF YOU DARE. Dont shoot the messenger. You make me laugh you call me names bla bla etc then you beef at my punctuality then god bless you all i saw you comin a mile away, you talk nothing but shit, deal with it.

:lol: :pinch:

[Human_Being]

I aint gonna front your probably right. Please define "I live how i post" Im not sure what you mean this time. And what exactly is it that im missing when contributing to this forum, licking nuts ? Ill lick your nuts just ask. Life in the balance Lol

[Human_Being]

This is like the longest goodbye evah. When is dave actually going to stop posting? I feel a poll coming on :coffee:

I beg for the "poll"

If you really want me to leave and stop posting Barbarossa, I shall.

Edit: Infact i refuse to post anywhere other then this thread until i feel welcome.

Edit2: Idoleyes gonna av a field day lets wait for his two cents at least!

[megabyteme]

I aint gonna front your probably right. Please define "I live how i post" Im not sure what you mean this time. And what exactly is it that im missing when contributing to this forum, licking nuts ? Ill lick your nuts just ask.

I'm convinced you are actually as illiterate, and stupid as you present yourself to be. Are you from an area where schools are drastically underfunded? Your profile says Manchester. Were you in on the riots, dawg?...

[manker]

Sup forum.long time no post.Sup, jiggy :happy:

I was talking about you in a different fred just the other day.
You're still kinda famous.

[Human_Being]

I aint gonna front your probably right. Please define "I live how i post" Im not sure what you mean this time. And what exactly is it that im missing when contributing to this forum, licking nuts ? Ill lick your nuts just ask.

I'm convinced you are actually as illiterate, and stupid as you present yourself to be. Are you from an area where schools are drastically underfunded? Your profile says Manchester. Were you in on the riots, dawg?...

Lol stop. Geesus christ i actually need a punctuality program.

[megabyteme]

Edit: Infact i refuse to post anywhere other then this thread until i feel welcome.

You are only embarrassing yourself now. :mellow:

[Human_Being]

No im not. Ahh ok yes i am ? Lol

[megabyteme]

No im not.

I see through your trick, dawg.

[Human_Being]

No trick. Im too stupid. And like thats the point, no trick.

[megabyteme]

No trick. Im too stupid.

I win. :01:

[Human_Being]

You win! :whistling

[Human_Being]

Now lets sit tight for Idoleyes. Im actually wet at the thought of his presence upon this dibarkle of mine.

[megabyteme]

You know, there is something to be said for thinking out your posts before hitting that [REPLY] button. Just saying...

[Human_Being]

Careful. Gotcha.

[manker]

It took me a good 15 seconds to realise that dibarkle is debacle.
It seems I have much to learn from the superior phonics of our new chum.

[IdolEyes787]

Careful. Gotcha.

Yes careful MBM, he's brilliant like that.

[megabyteme]

Careful. Gotcha.

Yes careful MBM, he's brilliant like that.

At times, I felt like we were deeply (not really) entrenched in a game of checkers, and I had to keep telling him not to eat the pieces. :mellow:

[manker]

See. H4r5h.
Didn't even say chess :no:

[IdolEyes787]

Now lets sit tight for Idoleyes. Im actually wet at the thought of his presence upon this dibarkle of mine.

I don't want to play having recently come to the conclusion that you are not just another 15 year old with inflated opinion of himself but in fact a better than average troll.
That it took me so long to come to this conclusion tells me that I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am,which given isn't very, is really kind of frightening when I sort of think about it.

Btw I am aware that "it takes all kinds" a fact that mjmacky's sex life will attest to.

[megabyteme]

See. H4r5h.
Didn't even say chess :no:

:blushing:

[Human_Being]

Ahh thats wut MBM is, slow down ol dave`s gotta catch up.

[Human_Being]

Yes careful MBM, he's brilliant like that.

At times, I felt like we were deeply (not really) entrenched in a game of checkers, and I had to keep telling him not to eat the pieces. :mellow:

Im fuckin rollin on the floor now. STOP KILLIN ME LOL

[ziggyjuarez]

Was it the Nevada reference?:shy:

[Snee]

I just caught the missus going to the fridge and eating a cake, It wasn't her failing, it was her escalating the diet point.
I just went outside and fucked the milf who lives next door, it wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the fidelity point.
I went out last night and got smashed, it wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the sobriety point.

Jebus.
You should have taken the stairs.

[chalice]

Most of the tunes on Leonard Cohen's new album sound like he's being channelled by Tom Waits circa 1998.

Still great though. :happy:

[chalice]

Hoi, Human Being guy.

Have you decided to stop being a fucking knob yet?

[Human_Being]

Maybe.

[Human_Being]

Maybe not.

[chalice]

You knows it makes sense.

[Human_Being]

Its like mastermind, I type. Go away. Watch you say, rinse repeat. Its braindead school im your host.

[chalice]

Its like mastermind, I type. Go away. Watch you say, rinse repeat. Its braindead school im your host.

Brain dead is right. Seizure boy.

MBM gave you the bad brain aids. Ha.

[Human_Being]

http://www.hypnosisdownloads.com/job-skills/be-punctual

This is a site i find quite helpful.

[chalice]

Do you reckon you caught epilepsy off of MBM pwning you yesterday?

I do.

[Human_Being]

Maybe.

[Human_Being]

Maybe not.

[chalice]

Originally Posted By Seizure Boy

hats all i know my friend. I do seem to take up an african-american personality when i type sometimes - words like dude dawg etc but what you expect that race is the biggest influence in my life musically. I shall try and remind myself everytime i load this page i know you guys dont like it im not even sure i have proper english in my vocab aand my punctuality is atrocious. Ended up in hospital yesterday. I had a pretty intense seizure for the first time in my life maybe it knocked some sense into me. Who knows.

:lol:

I don't know where to start with that one, you fucking brain cripple.

[Human_Being]

Lol

[Human_Being]

yEH. sATURDAY MORNING VIBES!

[hungrylilboy]

what are you? absolutely not human being

[chalice]

How to respond to DC's Before Watchmen...

98876

In other news, my daughter got her transfer test results today. She got an A. Fucking right she did. I knew she wasn't a mong.

Grammar School to the max. Woo hoo!!

[Alien5]

Evening cocksuckers

[Alien5]

Serious buissnedgfdh

[Alien5]

Error

[Alien5]

Alt of Ctrl

[Snee]

Why, hello, Allen.

How are you this fine evening?

[chalice]

As nominated spokesman for the case of Mr. Allen, I have been instructed to regrettably inform you that Mr. Allen will not be available for coherence at this, or any other time in the foreseeable future.

Mr. Allen has chosen the hermit's path of spastichood and would be thankful for your religious tolerance.

[Something Else]

I spent the day cutting down leaning / wind-damaged trees in a snowy forest today. It was fan-tastic. They gave me a saw and let me go for it.
I've not done woodland stuff before, so it was nice to have the space. Normally i'm aiming at a tiny gap in-between someone's greenhouse, and an asbestos, garage roof. :pinch:

[chalice]

I spent the day cutting down leaning / wind-damaged trees in a snowy forest today. It was fan-tastic. They gave me a saw and let me go for it.
I've not done woodland stuff before, so it was nice to have the space. Normally i'm aiming at a tiny gap in-between someone's greenhouse, and an asbestos, garage roof. :pinch:

Best extended euphemism ever.

[Something Else]

:lol:

What a mind.

[ziggyjuarez]

Another day another post.

[Artemis]

As nominated spokesman for the case of Mr. Allen, I have been instructed to regrettably inform you that Mr. Allen will not be available for coherence at this, or any other time in the foreseeable future.

Mr. Allen has chosen the hermit's path of spastichood and would be thankful for your religious tolerance.

He really isn't any worse than the current crop of spastics, illiterately poasting their brainfarts lately.

[Artemis]

Actually I'm thinking we should start a petition to bring back OlegL. At least he was an original if slightly creepy troll, the rest of the spastics all sound the same.....

[megabyteme]

The unique thing about Oleg was that he was a legitimate troll. The real deal. :rip:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1328/picture001xwn.th.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/picture001xwn.jpg/)http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6112/picture002wf.th.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/picture002wf.jpg/)

[megabyteme]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1328/picture001xwn.th.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/picture001xwn.jpg/)http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6112/picture002wf.th.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/picture002wf.jpg/)

Richest man in the whole trailer park, no doubt...

:lol::lol::lol::pinch:

[ziggyjuarez]

Not to be racist but its widely considered a caucasian thing to live in a trailer park.

[Alien5]

Where did all the adults go?

[manker]

I think those clad in green will win today, by virtue of the scarlet clad heroes having 5 of their first choice front eight out with injury.
However, one glance at our back line will have even the most pished Irishman fearing for the success of what should be a relatively straightforward revenge mission.

Whatever, it will be easily the best game of the weekend. Also Man United are playing at chelsea at 4pm.
Wasted is what I shall be whatever the outcome.

98940

[megabyteme]

Not to be racist but its widely considered a caucasian thing to live in a trailer park.

Then it falls in your hands to clean up all the beer cans, wash your windows once in a while, and haul off all the cars which no longer have wheels nor engines. Do it for the white race. :yup:

[ziggyjuarez]

Been selling plasma lately...

[Artemis]

Been selling plasma lately...

You need to sell more, roughly 5litres in one go should do nicely

[ziggyjuarez]

Is that a lot ?

[megabyteme]

Been selling plasma lately...

You've turned into quite the entrepreneur lately, z. What are you planning to do with your recently acquired riches?

[megabyteme]

Is that a lot ?

Real men can give 6. I bet you can't even do 4 in a day. You'll need to go to several banks, and not tell them you've donated already. Drink some OJ, grab a cookie, and move on to the next stop. The woozyness is just a sign of weakness. Persevere. Persevere. :01:

Just think... if you can donate more than 4 times in a day, that is like as much money as an actual employed person makes in a day. :O

[manker]

It takes approximately 20 minutes to get to Croesyceiliog, I have to be there in 30 minutes. I'm vaguely aware of its location. I have no sat nav.

If anyone wants to give me a bell to tell me how to get there in a manner that's both easy to understand and very quiet, I'd be most grateful.

[megabyteme]

It takes approximately 20 minutes to get to Croesyceiliog, I have to be there in 30 minutes. I'm vaguely aware of its location. I have no sat nav.

If anyone wants to give me a bell to tell me how to get there in a manner that's both easy to understand and very quiet, I'd be most grateful.

Do you not have Google maps on that island? You put in your address, and where you are going. It'll give you turn-by-turn and distance directions...

Good luck!

EDIT_ yeah, you do... http://maps.google.co.uk/

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

Rather surprisingly I made it in to work today. The roads were clear, and the trains were running on time. :(

Seems that 2 inches of snow just isn't enough in these enlightened times...

[manker]

It takes approximately 20 minutes to get to Croesyceiliog, I have to be there in 30 minutes. I'm vaguely aware of its location. I have no sat nav.

If anyone wants to give me a bell to tell me how to get there in a manner that's both easy to understand and very quiet, I'd be most grateful.

Do you not have Google maps on that island? You put in your address, and where you are going. It'll give you turn-by-turn and distance directions...

Good luck!

EDIT_ yeah, you do... http://maps.google.co.uk/

Thanks, dewd. I used AAroutefinder in the end and got lost. I was around half hour late but the lady was about 20 years my senior and didn't mind at all once I'd smiled and played the befuddled academic card.
Everything went better than expected and I'm now £4.40 per week better off.

I think I'll go order myself another sports car :mellow:

[ziggyjuarez]

The pay without selling out and getting a boss.

[ziggyjuarez]

^see that?he has to now have sex with this lady.and thats gross and slimey judging from my past.

[megabyteme]

^see that?he has to now have sex with this lady.and thats gross and slimey judging from my past.

he's an accountant, he doesn't have to stoop that...wait. Yer right. :mellow:

[manker]

Gross and slimy?
I think you might be a homosexual.

And mbm's right, I don't have to have sex with her to get the money, I don't even have to do her accounts, but I do have to administrate her payroll.

She's already got an accountant for her shop :emo:
Does anyone think it's unethical for me to try to undercut this accountant? I'd hate it if a different firm got a foot in the door with one of my clients and did that to me.

[Barbarossa]

I'm pretty sure we live in a free market economy... undercut away :yes:

[ziggyjuarez]

Sounds like adult stuff.ill look around the room now till there's a topic I can jump in on.

[manker]

I'm pretty sure we live in a free market economy... undercut away :yes::eyebrows:

I think I'll probably wait to see what Ben says. He's got an interesting moral code.
And then I'll listen to you because he's just a hippy.

[Barbarossa]

I've been to the pub. <---------------------------moral disclaimer.

[manker]

Going to the Harvester for Sunday lunch with missus Barbie and the 2.4 children doesn't constitute going to the pub.
Even if you were allowed to have half a lager and lime.

[Barbarossa]

No no no somebody at work is leaving, they felt the need to celebrate. It's monday, by the way.

I've had 3 points. Pints, even. Don't tell Mrs Barbie. Also .4 of a kid is a bit weird, like, but it makes nappy changes easier.

[Something Else]

Does anyone think it's unethical for me to try to undercut this accountant? I'd hate it if a different firm got a foot in the door with one of my clients and did that to me.

Do you know the accountant. If not, then do it. I just got back from undercutting a rival tree surgery firm. Their prices are fixed, and I know them, so I knocked £50-£100 of the price they would charge for each tree-fell.

[manker]

Does anyone think it's unethical for me to try to undercut this accountant? I'd hate it if a different firm got a foot in the door with one of my clients and did that to me.

Do you know the accountant. If not, then do it. I just got back from undercutting a rival tree surgery firm. Their prices are fixed, and I know them, so I knocked £50-£100 of the price they would charge for each tree-fell.Bugger me. How much does it cost to cut a tree down :o
At least £101, one would assume. Thank jebus I don't have any errant trees.

Anyhow, thanks for that, Ben. I definitely will give the undercutting a go based on yours and barbie's stolid advice.


In other, slightly related news, I've just come off the phone to a mortgage advisor who told me I don't have people skills.
A fecking mortgage advisor.

He was being quite nice about it and packaged it with a back-handed compliment about my being an academic obviously precluding such an eventuality but I'm quite taken aback.
I didn't know that I was an academic, btw. Perhaps I'm not and I do have, in actual fact, mad people skillz. Maybe I should just stop lending credence to the words of mortgage advisors.

[manker]

No no no somebody at work is leaving, they felt the need to celebrate. It's monday, by the way.

I've had 3 points. Pints, even. Don't tell Mrs Barbie. Also .4 of a kid is a bit weird, like, but it makes nappy changes easier.
You're simply going to have to back this up with pics. I refuse to believe it.
I've just found out that it costs an obscene amount to cut trees down and I'm not sure if I'm an academic and therefore pish with people.

I remain unconvinced of my ability to process any more shocks today.

[megabyteme]

Does anyone think it's unethical for me to try to undercut this accountant? I'd hate it if a different firm got a foot in the door with one of my clients and did that to me.

If you can't show her that you are willing to be underhanded and devious in nature, how is she going to rely on you to cook her books when she really needs you?

Aren't they teaching ethics in Accounting school these days? :ermm:

[manker]

Noice rhetoric :happy:

The advice presented here is pretty decent.
I'm going to base all of my business decisions on the sagacity presented by the bored for the next month. I shall post some pie charts to reflect results as they roll in.

[megabyteme]

Noice rhetoric :happy:

The advice presented here is pretty decent.
I'm going to base all of my business decisions on the sagacity presented by the bored for the next month. I shall post some pie charts to reflect results as they roll in.

I just received some bad comma...

Within 15 minutes of reading your reply, I had noticed that my 23 m/o daughter had taken the opportunity of an open sliding glass door (the kids are kept inside by an expanded play gate) to throw about 30 toys of various size out on our deck.

Upon catching her in the act, I asked if she thought daddy would want her to do such a thing.

She replied with a very emphatic, repeated nod.

:pinch:

[Artemis]

I've just found out that it costs an obscene amount to cut trees down and I'm not sure if I'm an academic and therefore pish with people.

I remain unconvinced of my ability to process any more shocks today.

It is also fecking hard work, we just got a friend who happens to be a tree surgeon (sorry ben you're too far away) to cut down 4 pine trees that were towering over my parent's in law's house and spent the weekend cutting the bastards up, splitting the logs and moving all the branches out of the driveway. I'm knackered after only 4 trees, oh and a side note, fiberglass handled axes suck big time, we killed two of them splitting the logs, the poofy things.

[IdolEyes787]

I've just found out that it costs an obscene amount to cut trees down and I'm not sure if I'm an academic and therefore pish with people.

I remain unconvinced of my ability to process any more shocks today.

It is also fecking hard work, we just got a friend who happens to be a tree surgeon (sorry ben you're too far away) to cut down 4 pine trees that were towering over my parent's in law's house and spent the weekend cutting the bastards up, splitting the logs and moving all the branches out of the driveway. I'm knackered after only 4 trees, oh and a side note, fiberglass handled axes suck big time, we killed two of them splitting the logs, the poofy things.

I read in a sci-fi book where they have machines that do that sort of thing.

[Something Else]

I've just found out that it costs an obscene amount to cut trees down and I'm not sure if I'm an academic and therefore pish with people.

I remain unconvinced of my ability to process any more shocks today.

It is also fecking hard work, we just got a friend who happens to be a tree surgeon (sorry ben you're too far away) to cut down 4 pine trees that were towering over my parent's in law's house and spent the weekend cutting the bastards up, splitting the logs and moving all the branches out of the driveway. I'm knackered after only 4 trees, oh and a side note, fiberglass handled axes suck big time, we killed two of them splitting the logs, the poofy things.

Attach a log-splitting cone to a tractor's PTO, or do something else. :smilie4:

[Artemis]

It is also fecking hard work, we just got a friend who happens to be a tree surgeon (sorry ben you're too far away) to cut down 4 pine trees that were towering over my parent's in law's house and spent the weekend cutting the bastards up, splitting the logs and moving all the branches out of the driveway. I'm knackered after only 4 trees, oh and a side note, fiberglass handled axes suck big time, we killed two of them splitting the logs, the poofy things.

Attach a log-splitting cone to a tractor's PTO, or do something else. :smilie4:

Yeah, yeah, yeah I suggested hiring a log splitter, but they are tight arsed Scots, so no we had to do it the hard way. I did point out though that it would have been cheaper at $75 to hire a 22ton log splitter for the day than the axes that got killed doing it manually...... all I got was oh yeah.......
Still have to get rid of all the fecking branches, but at least the tightarses are going to pay up for the chipper.

[Something Else]

Chipper > .

What a bunch of morans. They should totally get a brain.

[Skiz]

Your eyes will bleed....

[Skiz]

99159

[IdolEyes787]

99159

I didn't morn the end of the football season 'til just now.

[manker]

Why is it called funny.jpg.

Also, if you look at it long enough, you can see ike from southpark
And also, I don't think mourn is one of those words where Americans have decided that it's okay to drop the u.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm Canadian but illiterate so the jokes on u.

[manker]

I had mbm abusing the humble apostrophe earlier via the sin of omission, and now this wilful desecration.
You western hemispherians just don't give a fuck :no:

[Snee]

Ahem.


"who's"

[manker]

:lol: :earl:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[megabyteme]

I had mbm abusing the humble apostrophe earlier via the sin of omission, and now this wilful desecration.
You western hemispherians just don't give a fuck :no:

Face it, Im a rebel. :01:

[manker]

No, no. You can't tempt me.
I'm retiring from grammaticasting for a good 24 hours due to SnnYpwnage.

[Artemis]

I'm retiring from grammaticasting for a good 24 hours due to SnnYpwnage.

Is that similar to anal leakage ? :blink:

[Snee]

I'd call you a massive fuckwit, but on the off-chance you're not actually trying to be insulting I'll just put you on ignore and skip that part.

---

Anyways, guess some nubbins wants the bored shut down, going by the the looks of the movie section.

Something like:

1. Post five bajillion links to filehosts.
2. Call the FBI.
3. ???
4. Profit.

[Snee]

Not really, obviously, wrt the first part.

But I am curious as to what the intent was, there.

[Something Else]

Disgruntled bantard. Probably.

[Something Else]

Poor attempt at industrial espionage. Something a fat secret-agent might come up with. :sly:

[ziggyjuarez]

Beer bbl

[manker]

Poor attempt at industrial espionage. Something a fat secret-agent might come up with. :sly:Yeah. What the feck have you done with JP, ben.
I've been hearing things about you. Secret things :smilie4:

[chalice]

Benjamin swallowed JP in an intrinsically self-consuming abstract act of rhetoric.

Since then JP has refused point blank to make a re-emergence, based on the disapproval of his existence in the foirst place.

Kids today.

[manker]

Then it's worse than I thought.
I had assumed, being of a more literal mind, that ben had quadriplegicised JP with his shiny bandsaw and placed him lovingly into a box made from a recently felled cedar.

If this is all JP's doing, then I fear for the future. The Scotch are notoriously stubborn wrt abstract acts of rhetoric.

[chalice]

Then it's worse than I thought.
I had assumed, being of a more literal mind, that ben had quadriplegicised JP with his shiny bandsaw and placed him lovingly into a box made from a recently felled cedar.

If this is all JP's doing, then I fear for the future. The Scotch are notoriously stubborn wrt abstract acts of rhetoric.

And in other news just in, mate, he plans to strengthen the onslaught with unnecessary and extravagant guitars.

I feel so sorry for Dave. There's nothing worse than being beat to death with a red guitar, three chords and the truth.

[manker]

That's weird. I just listened to a song called Do You Wrong from an album called Three Chords and the Truth.

obtw, i put those bewks onto kind les but I enjoyed the one about robots so much, I started reading another book about robots :pinch:
I'm nervous about it, to tell the truth. One of two things happen when I read a new author, I'll either hate it or I'll like it and then have to read absolutely everything he's ever written.

And he's written poetry :cry:

[chalice]

That's weird. I just listened to a song called Do You Wrong from an album called Three Chords and the Truth.

obtw, i put those bewks onto kind les but I enjoyed the one about robots so much, I started reading another book about robots :pinch:
I'm nervous about it, to tell the truth. One of two things happen when I read a new author, I'll either hate it or I'll like it and then have to read absolutely everything he's ever written.

And he's written poetry :cry:

It's not real poetry, though. It's poetry for people like you. And I haven't raped you with any of his poetry so you can call the poetry rape police off right fucking now.

I'd be disappointed if you couldn't rattle through a simplistic autobiographical anti-poetic piece in your sleep, like.

[manker]

That's weird. I just listened to a song called Do You Wrong from an album called Three Chords and the Truth.

obtw, i put those bewks onto kind les but I enjoyed the one about robots so much, I started reading another book about robots :pinch:
I'm nervous about it, to tell the truth. One of two things happen when I read a new author, I'll either hate it or I'll like it and then have to read absolutely everything he's ever written.

And he's written poetry :cry:

It's not real poetry, though. It's poetry for people like you. And I haven't raped you with any of his poetry so you can call the poetry rape police off right fucking now.
Better not, mate. Fuck serial killers - I'd spring R. Kelly to come over and pish on your duvet.

[chalice]

It's not real poetry, though. It's poetry for people like you. And I haven't raped you with any of his poetry so you can call the poetry rape police off right fucking now.
Better not, mate. Fuck serial killers - I'd spring R. Kelly to come over and pish on your duvet.

See, that's poetry. Except for the fact that it includes a black person. That's where the paths diverge.

Once it includes a black person, it's the blues.

[megabyteme]

Better not, mate. Fuck serial killers - I'd spring R. Kelly to come over and pish on your duvet.

See, that's poetry. Except for the fact that it includes a black person. That's where the paths diverge.

Once it includes a black person, it's the blues.

:happy:

Dave will never understand that posts like the two quoted here are the reason for my *cough* wanting to fit in.

You guise rock! :wub:

[manker]

:lol: why have you made me think about poetry. wtf aren't there any black poets!
I remember JP saying a few times that rap is poetry but I think he just meant that he didn't like rap.
Can't be sure but, it isn't my field.

[manker]

See, that's poetry. Except for the fact that it includes a black person. That's where the paths diverge.

Once it includes a black person, it's the blues.

:happy:

Dave will never understand that posts like the two quoted here are the reason for my *cough* wanting to fit in.

You guise rock! :wub:
n'awwwhhh :wub:

it's okay, you can hang around with us. you can be the one in the gang that the old lady in the corner shop thinks is beyond reproach but is actually the chief shoplifter of porn and campari.

[megabyteme]

n'awwwhhh :wub:

it's okay, you can hang around with us. you can be the one in the gang that the old lady in the corner shop thinks is beyond reproach but is actually the chief shoplifter of porn and campari.


I'll just use my sexual prowess (and my delectable body, if necessary) to flirt with that old lady so we get the drinks and porn for free. :01:

[manker]

n'awwwhhh :wub:

it's okay, you can hang around with us. you can be the one in the gang that the old lady in the corner shop thinks is beyond reproach but is actually the chief shoplifter of porn and campari.


I'll just use my sexual prowess (and my delectable body, if necessary) to flirt with that old lady so we get the drinks and porn for free. :01:you crazy americans and your weird not-free shoplifting ways :blink:

[manker]

Can you just state for us hard of idiot types ...:glag: :glag:

[Snee]

Yeah. I lol'd at that.

[Artemis]

So I asked my son how school was today when I picked him up from the bus. He told me proudly that he had 'sacktapped' someone. I looked blankly back, not actually having heard of this before, but then I made the grave mistake of asking him what a sacktap was. He proudly informed me that a sacktap is when you flick someone in the balls with the back of your hand ergo a sack tap :yikes:

[mjmacky]

So I asked my son how school was today when I picked him up from the bus. He told me proudly that he had 'sacktapped' someone. I looked blankly back, not actually having heard of this before, but then I made the grave mistake of asking him what a sacktap was. He proudly informed me that a sacktap is when you flick someone in the balls with the back of your hand ergo a sack tap :yikes:

And these kids just let each other's hands get slap happy on their happy sack? If I'm correct about my younger self, the reply would have been a sackpunt; the definition of which can be educed from the compound's roots.

[Artemis]

So I asked my son how school was today when I picked him up from the bus. He told me proudly that he had 'sacktapped' someone. I looked blankly back, not actually having heard of this before, but then I made the grave mistake of asking him what a sacktap was. He proudly informed me that a sacktap is when you flick someone in the balls with the back of your hand ergo a sack tap :yikes:

And these kids just let each other's hands get slap happy on their happy sack? If I'm correct about my younger self, the reply would have been a sackpunt; the definition of which can be educed from the compound's roots.

Actually the sacktap (what a lovely compound word) was a response to the other guy calling my son :ghey: and trying to give him a dead arm, apparently the sacktap was decent enough a response for him to stop what he was doing and fuck off while making a high pitched noise....

[megabyteme]

Homosacksuality is becoming more socially acceptable. Maybe you should have a talk with your son, Art. Don't forget to love him either way... :P


EDIT- you beat my post by a full minute. :(

[manker]

So I asked my son how school was today when I picked him up from the bus. He told me proudly that he had 'sacktapped' someone. I looked blankly back, not actually having heard of this before, but then I made the grave mistake of asking him what a sacktap was. He proudly informed me that a sacktap is when you flick someone in the balls with the back of your hand ergo a sack tap :yikes::lol: :blink:

Yeah see. Now you've made me think of the logistics involved in this sack-tapping. I remember having it explained to me by a rugby player. He said that you have to fully extend your arm and face the back of your hand to the target's groin, you then surreptitiously swing your arm toward the target and at the last possible moment, snap your wrist upwards and shape your hand so that your index and small finger are splayed at approximately 45 degrees such that the nails of your middle and ring finger
make contact with one or both bawls at maximum velocity and at the optimum angle.

It's better if you can do this when the sack-tapped individual is naked, apparementement. So the blow isn't cushioned.


In anticipation of Mary's presents in this thread, I feel honour bound to ask whether this was locker room jocularity or non-naked playground japes :mellow:

[Artemis]

So I asked my son how school was today when I picked him up from the bus. He told me proudly that he had 'sacktapped' someone. I looked blankly back, not actually having heard of this before, but then I made the grave mistake of asking him what a sacktap was. He proudly informed me that a sacktap is when you flick someone in the balls with the back of your hand ergo a sack tap :yikes::lol: :blink:

Yeah see. Now you've made me think of the logistics involved in this sack-tapping. I remember having it explained to me by a rugby player. He said that you have to fully extend your arm and face the back of your hand to the target's groin, you then surreptitiously swing your arm toward the target and at the last possible moment, snap your wrist upwards and shape your hand so that your index and small finger are splayed at approximately 45 degrees such that the nails of your middle and ring finger
make contact with one or both bawls at maximum velocity and at the optimum angle.

It's better if you can do this when the sack-tapped individual is naked, apparementement. So the blow isn't cushioned.


In anticipation of Mary's presents in this thread, I feel honour bound to ask whether this was locker room jocularity or non-naked playground japes :mellow:

Yes my son did go into the dynamics of a sacktap and the fact that it is a highspeed flick of the testes with the back of your hand thus having the nails of your fingers connect at maximum velocity. It sounds truly agonising tbh :blink:

In response to the second part of your question it was non naked playground japes, but apparently still effective enough to leave the victim other party making an oddly high pitched noise.

[manker]

:lol: :blink:

Yeah see. Now you've made me think of the logistics involved in this sack-tapping. I remember having it explained to me by a rugby player. He said that you have to fully extend your arm and face the back of your hand to the target's groin, you then surreptitiously swing your arm toward the target and at the last possible moment, snap your wrist upwards and shape your hand so that your index and small finger are splayed at approximately 45 degrees such that the nails of your middle and ring finger
make contact with one or both bawls at maximum velocity and at the optimum angle.

It's better if you can do this when the sack-tapped individual is naked, apparementement. So the blow isn't cushioned.


In anticipation of Mary's presents in this thread, I feel honour bound to ask whether this was locker room jocularity or non-naked playground japes :mellow:

Yes my son did go into the dynamics of a sacktap and the fact that it is a highspeed flick of the testes with the back of your hand thus having the nails of your fingers connect at maximum velocity. It sounds truly agonising tbh :blink:

In response to the second part of your question it was non naked playground japes, but apparently still effective enough to leave the victim other party making an oddly high pitched noise.
Heartening news :happy:

It appears my pre-empting of Mary was particularly tardy. Who would have thunk he would have been attracted in such haste to a post regarding teenage testicles.

[mjmacky]

In anticipation of Mary's presents in this thread, I feel honour bound to ask whether this was locker room jocularity or non-naked playground japes :mellow:

I was already gifted, you seemed to have missed it.

[manker]

In anticipation of Mary's presents in this thread, I feel honour bound to ask whether this was locker room jocularity or non-naked playground japes :mellow:

I was already gifted, you seemed to have missed it.Indeed, see my last.
We appear to be at cross porpoises this fine day.

[Artemis]

It appears my pre-empting of Mary was particularly tardy. Who would have thunk he would have been attracted in such haste to a post regarding teenage testicles.

His proclivities seem quite varied and random, basically if it has a pulse he's good to go.

[mjmacky]

I was already gifted, you seemed to have missed it.Indeed, see my last.
We appear to be at cross porpoises this fine day.

I open the tabs up long before I read and reply, the fastest being several minutes. We should share a bottle over the intent to mind our noses.

[mjmacky]

It appears my pre-empting of Mary was particularly tardy. Who would have thunk he would have been attracted in such haste to a post regarding teenage testicles.

His proclivities seem quite varied and random, basically if it has a pulse he's good to go.

Ironic, I read this after making quite the opposite of a proclamation in another thread. Unfortunately, that one was the real me.

[Artemis]

His proclivities seem quite varied and random, basically if it has a pulse he's good to go.

Ironic, I read this after making quite the opposite of a proclamation in another thread. Unfortunately, that one was the real me.

I just discovered said post and was also struck by the irony..... I'm at a loss over your conumdrum however, the only suggestion I can make is it is probably an android you are after rather than the catchall term robot, otherwise you might end up with a large toaster with tracks on the underside.

[manker]

Do Real Dolls count as robots?
Some of them move their arms and stuff.

[manker]

Ah. Wrong thread but w.e.
It's all just an interlinked menagerie of pish.

[megabyteme]

Do Real Dolls count as robots?
Some of them move their arms and stuff.

you know the world will be reduced to Apple and Google offerings. Personally, I would do really degrading things to the iFuck that I wouldn't do to a more respectable G-Droid.

Ah, the future is cumming...

[mjmacky]

Do Real Dolls count as robots?
Some of them move their arms and stuff.

Realdolls don't count. I want one to be able to sit down with my robot (android) and unintentionally have her destroy me at chess, so that I can leap over the board and fuck her until her wires are crossed.

[mjmacky]

Do Real Dolls count as robots?
Some of them move their arms and stuff.

you know the world will be reduced to Apple and Google offerings. Personally, I would do really degrading things to the iFuck that I wouldn't do to a more respectable G-Droid.

Ah, the future is cumming...

Well you know how it is with Apple, it'll probably be the iWaitUntilMarriage

[megabyteme]

Well you know how it is with Apple, it'll probably be the iWaitUntilMarriage

Yeah, the iBitch will take control of your checking account and not let you go out with any of your friends who don't also have an iBitch. The Apple will be easy, but will only do missionary. Anal will be rumored to be available on a future model, but blowjobs will be deemed an unneeded feature.

[ziggyjuarez]

I win!

[megabyteme]

I win!

Only if the prize is being a professional blood donor for life...

[mjmacky]

Yeah, the iBitch will take control of your checking account and not let you go out with any of your friends who don't also have an iBitch. The Apple will be easy, but will only do missionary. Anal will be rumored to be available on a future model, but blowjobs will be deemed an unneeded feature.

It also won't do gay sex :noes:

[megabyteme]

Yeah, the iBitch will take control of your checking account and not let you go out with any of your friends who don't also have an iBitch. The Apple will be easy, but will only do missionary. Anal will be rumored to be available on a future model, but blowjobs will be deemed an unneeded feature.

It also won't do gay sex :noes:

Yeah, but just wait until two iBitch owners stumble across each other over coffee...

[mjmacky]

It also won't do gay sex :noes:

Yeah, but just wait until two iBitch owners stumble across each other over coffee...

An awkward experience to follow as they both bend over to receive.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[mjmacky]

I've been thinking about being gay, it has an awful lot of appeal.

I see you're warming up to the idea of me cumming on your mustache and grinding it with my taint.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[mjmacky]

Not at all Jacky, it is appealing for two reasons:

1) It would mean I wouldn't have to fuck around with allowing women anywhere near me ever again.
2) It would allow me to really fuck blokes like chavis and wmanker.

They're quite appealing reasons, dontcha think?

Have you ever used conditioner on your mustache before Dave? What's the water situation in your home, soft or hard (if you believe in the evil scientists, it's a question about the metallic ion content)? Are you willing to bathe yourself in distilled water?

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[megabyteme]

I don't have a moustache Jacky.

Macky has graciously offered to give you one. Of course, it will extend down from your eye.

[mjmacky]

I don't have a moustache Jacky.

What's your stance on milk mustaches?

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[ziggyjuarez]

Plasma you idiot, Plasma!

[ziggyjuarez]

Crap don't know how to use quotes.you know who I'm talking to.

[Something Else]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

[mjmacky]

I'm OK with that, as long as I get to fuck you first.

My powerful ass cheeks would snap your dick like a twig.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[ziggyjuarez]

No1 wants to buy candy from a 22 yld guy :(

[ziggyjuarez]

^^^lol!

[Artemis]

No1 wants to buy candy from a 22 yld guy :(

Another failed chatup line...... You're going to have to think of new and creative ways to be a pedobear now ziggy. :blink:

[megabyteme]

No1 wants to buy candy from a 22 yld guy :(

Another failed chatup line...... You're going to have to think of new and creative ways to be a pedobear now ziggy. :blink:

The target "customer" seems to be young ladies under 15 who travel near bushes and Z's trailer park. Try sealed bottles of sports drinks and/or makeup products then when you see that they have some money decide if you want cash or ass for your collection of mp3'. If both of those fail, hit 'em in the hear with a wrench and haul them to a quiet, undisclosed area.

The next strategy will cost you 30% of gross. Consider me your agent... Now go sell some plazma...

[mjmacky]

My powerful ass cheeks would snap your dick like a twig.

:lol:

And that Jacky is your best line ever on this board.

Cannot agree on it even being mine, I only modified a stolen comment.

[mjmacky]

bunch of bitchass fucktards, if u got nothing to offer, get ur sorry no life asses else where, fucking virgin nerds

I have to say, it's pretty great advice when you think about it. I know I'd rather be elsewhere fucking some virgin nerds.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[mjmacky]

Cannot agree on it even being mine, I only modified a stolen comment.

There's hope for you yet then, stealing the work of others and adapting it to serve your purpose is where many great scientists started.

Started?! That's 98 % +/- 3 % of all research.

[IdolEyes787]

bunch of bitchass fucktards, if u got nothing to offer, get ur sorry no life asses else where, fucking virgin nerds

I have to say, it's pretty great advice when you think about it. I know I'd rather be elsewhere fucking some virgin nerds.

It's inspiring when some dishonest fuck that has nothing better to do than worm his way into places that he has no use for and that don't want him attempts to play the morally superior card.:mellow:

Sorry to resort to posting stuff from other sections here but the modus operandi of these idiots is that when someone says something not to their liking they respond by closing the thread and running away.

[ziggyjuarez]

Can't sell plasma more then 2x a week.
I figured my little cousin would fair better.Hes still fucking slow!Im getting all profeit since the candy is coming from Foodstamps...

[megabyteme]

Can't sell plasma more then 2x a week.
I figured my little cousin would fair better.Hes still fucking slow!Im getting all profeit since the candy is coming from Foodstamps...

You never did tell me what you needed all this money for, ziggy. You've gotta be like a brazillionaire by now. :O

[mjmacky]

Sorry to resort to posting stuff from other sections here but the modus operandi of these idiots is that when someone says something not to their liking they respond by closing the thread and running away.

It sounds like you're constructing my apology. I already had a handful of opportunities to reply, since he has quite a few trade threads open, but I felt that nugget of wisdom was something truly worth sharing, for all to revel in its marvel.

[ziggyjuarez]

Sort of homeless.Not as bad as it sounds but I want to do better then I am.:)

[megabyteme]

Sort of homeless.Not as bad as it sounds but I want to do better then I am.:)

Serious question: What happened? I started out on my own with VERY crappy, underfunded circumstances.

[ziggyjuarez]

Mankers my witness, I've never liked school.I have worked before through friends but now I'm at a stand still.I am very lucky to have family that looks out for me.Giveing me a place to sleep and all.

[megabyteme]

Your parent(s) kicked you out for not finishing (high) school? How much more did you have left? Do you have any alternatives available?

[Skiz]

Get it together, man. Start moving forward. Get some student loans and go get an education.

[megabyteme]

Get it together, man. Start moving forward. Get some student loans and go get an education.

This. And if you have to take a high school equivalency test/class first, do so. You can't exist off selling blood, and downloaded movies. Treat yourself better, z. :)

[ziggyjuarez]

I know guys.I just started doing stuff without the aid of others and think this year will be different for me.Been applying online like crazy.

[megabyteme]

I know guys.I just started doing stuff without the aid of others and think this year will be different for me.Been applying online like crazy.

Go with a REAL, traditional school. Online schools are (primarily- unless directly connected to a real, non-fantasy based) a ripoff. They are as costly as real schools, but the "diplomas" yo get are worth less than the paper they are printed on. Seriously. Take the long, hard path through education. It WILL pay off FAR more than the easy, sleazy road.

I know I've made some harsh posts to you in the past, but I am being entirely sincere on this one. Get a REAL education!

[Alien5]

I just had a strange nightmare, it was most convenient nightmare ever, I ran away from a pack of vicious wild unneighborly dogs, they were running really really really fast, then i saw some hells angels bikers riding really slowly in the distance by my house which was rather cool, so I ran towards my house to get away but as I got closer to my house I thought fuck it this isn't scary at all so I strolled up to my front door and my dad opened the door, thanks I said and I went inside and woke up.

[graphicsgail]

Mankers my witness, I've never liked school.I have worked before through friends but now I'm at a stand still.I am very lucky to have family that looks out for me.Giveing me a place to sleep and all.
Ziggy,
I have a suggestion, have you tried applying for a job in sales. You can find sales job without a formal education and some company's will train you. If you can find a job with base+commision you can make a really good living if you are good at it. You can then go to night classes and get your GED.
There are also technical schools that offer funding and you get your GED as part of the process. Not everyone can get their GED, my son has a learning disability and cannot pass the test. There are jobs out there. It is just harder without a GED.

[Something Else]

I just had a strange nightmare, it was most convenient nightmare ever, I ran away from a pack of vicious wild unneighborly dogs, they were running really really really fast, then i saw some hells angels bikers riding really slowly in the distance by my house which was rather cool, so I ran towards my house to get away but as I got closer to my house I thought fuck it this isn't scary at all so I strolled up to my front door and my dad opened the door, thanks I said and I went inside and woke up.

That's a dream-reader's dream come true. :unsure:

[Something Else]

I'm expecting JP to make a thread about the Huns going in to administration any minute now.

[manker]

Yeah. He was a season ticket holder at Ibrox and everything.
Poor JP :no:

[100%]

Do NOT watch "A Serbian film".

[Artemis]

Do NOT watch "A Serbian film".

So I checked what IMDB had to say about the film, and your quite safe, I never would have chosen to watch it anyway. More to the point, why did you? :blink:

[marklefe]

DLing now........................ and I wint he interwebz

[mjmacky]

Do NOT watch "A Serbian film".

So I checked what IMDB had to say about the film, and your quite safe, I never would have chosen to watch it anyway. More to the point, why did you? :blink:

I watched it when it came out. It's twisted in the sense that it makes Oldboy seem like its twist was written by Dr. Seuss... for children. The main actor, Srdjan Todorovic, does a lot of serious work in Serbian films and television, and I became a huge fan of his from watching Vratice Se Rode. He does a superb job in this film considering the content. So I'm not exactly recommending the film, but if you take life too seriously or are uneasy with certain subjects, yes, avoid this film. I wouldn't say I would take back my viewing of the film, but I wouldn't trade anything of value in my life to watch it either.

I guess that was all a long way to say, "I'm not really sure of my stance on Srpski Film.".

[manker]

^ I knew you'd have watched it :schnauz:
Wonder if Idol has. He probably has.

I've never seen it but I read the wiki some years ago. I think I can get by quite okay if I never see it.

[beanjoe]

100255

..not:)))

[IdolEyes787]

^ I knew you'd have watched it :schnauz:
Wonder if Idol has. He probably has.

I've never seen it but I read the wiki some years ago. I think I can get by quite okay if I never see it.
I only watch movies with puppies and rainbows,preferably with the puppies not being disemboweled.
I decided quite some time ago that life is horrible enough without me going out of my way to purposely make it horriblerer.

[manker]

^ I knew you'd have watched it :schnauz:
Wonder if Idol has. He probably has.

I've never seen it but I read the wiki some years ago. I think I can get by quite okay if I never see it.
I only watch movies with puppies and rainbows,preferably with the puppies not being disemboweled.
I decided quite some time ago that life is horrible enough without me going out of my way to purposely make it horriblerer.But every movie you review reminds me of the son, I am disappoint meme.

Have you considered Pixar.

[IdolEyes787]

Have they made any movies with bewbs?

[mjmacky]

^ I knew you'd have watched it :schnauz:
Wonder if Idol has. He probably has.

I've never seen it but I read the wiki some years ago. I think I can get by quite okay if I never see it.

Well, given some of the awful shit I've seen him subject himself to, I'd be surprised if he intentionally avoided it. I actually went into watching it with virtually no information on what it was about.

[mjmacky]

I only watch movies with puppies and rainbows,preferably with the puppies not being disemboweled.

Idol, I am disappoint.

[IdolEyes787]

I only watch movies with puppies and rainbows,preferably with the puppies not being disemboweled.

Idol, I am a disappointment.Fixed and hardly my problem.

[manker]

Have they made any movies with bewbs?
No but with the correct mindset, they're quite the onanistic accoutrement :happy:

[manker]

^ I knew you'd have watched it :schnauz:
Wonder if Idol has. He probably has.

I've never seen it but I read the wiki some years ago. I think I can get by quite okay if I never see it.

Well, given some of the awful shit I've seen him subject himself to, I'd be surprised if he intentionally avoided it. I actually went into watching it with virtually no information on what it was about.He says he hasn't watched it.
Do you think he should watch it.
Because I do :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

I'll do it for like $300 or the equivalent in money.

[manker]

I'll do it for like $300 or the equivalent in money.I'll send you a turkey t-shirt and some valentines chocolates that I can't open my mouth wide enough to eat.

True facts above.

[mjmacky]

I'll do it for like $300 or the equivalent in money.

You want to see me smile?

[Proper Bo]

I'll do it for like $300 or the equivalent in money.I'll send you a turkey t-shirt and some valentines chocolates that I can't open my mouth wide enough to eat.

True facts above.

Yeah right:snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

I'll send you a turkey t-shirt and some valentines chocolates that I can't open my mouth wide enough to eat.

True facts above.

Yeah right:snooty:

I saw through that one as well.

[ziggyjuarez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lNC5iSKD7U