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Proper Bo
01-21-2011, 03:20 AM
dope doesn't make ugly burds hawt:unsure:


bedthyme

cunt
01-21-2011, 03:25 AM
dope doesn't make ugly burds hawt:unsure:


bedthyme

Nope, but it makes absent burds irreverent, mate.

cunt
01-21-2011, 03:59 AM
Not gonna edit that.

Should have read 'irrelevant'.

Wot a tit. Feel kke a ballbag now,

If only only you would Aussies stove you grammar and topics of interest in a nuclear bunker instead of boring the sickeningly subjected of those of us who couldn't give a wombat's sphincter about your infantile hissy-fits.

He's a little baker who doesn't know what to do about posting on a file sharing about it. I'l tell you what to do ,mate.

More country, move continent and move existence altogether, you bleeding heart fucking Martian-Kiddie fiddler.

cunt
01-21-2011, 04:09 AM
:eyebrow:

Some of my finester now work.

:smilie:

iLOVENZB
01-21-2011, 06:32 AM
Fuck; Supersearch aint workin'. What's to do!!!!

iLOVENZB
01-21-2011, 06:34 AM
Just finishing Season 1 of Community. Not really as funny as what it started off to be. It's more a drama now ... eghh.

Need more comedy shows!!!

iLOVENZB
01-21-2011, 08:34 AM
Fucking missed out by 50 cents on a Harry Potter Bot-set on eBay. 50 fucking cents. What a joke.

Mr. Mulder
01-21-2011, 08:41 AM
wurksup, brah's :dabs:

off site again today, was at some client site all day yesterday converting all their mailbawxes from novell's groupwise to .pst's. for 7 hours on crappy old P4 machines :dabs: fucking well boring :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:


off to a different site today as their interwebs has near enough stopped, think it might be a single workstation wots infected and spilling out in the network and their friewalls too old and crappy to read the traffic and say for sure :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

:dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:
:dabs:

:dabs: :dabs: :dabs:
:dabs:


:dabs:


:dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

iLOVENZB
01-21-2011, 09:39 AM
Anyone know if BD-RW's have come down in price? Might re-look at getting one.

iLOVENZB
01-21-2011, 10:28 AM
The most pointless trailer:
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2968781081/

Only thing I understood was that there is a flying object in this film.

ScottK
01-21-2011, 11:25 AM
i think we should have some sort of rating mechanism for books in this forum ...

like amazon stars , or something similar ..

1/10

tesco
01-21-2011, 10:55 PM
The most pointless trailer:
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2968781081/

Only thing I understood was that there is a flying object in this film.
That movie was alright. Worth seeing, but not great.
Use youtube for trailers.

iLOVENZB
01-22-2011, 02:05 AM
Might check it out tesco. Been looking for a film to watch for a while now. Lately, there have not been any worth watching.

iLOVENZB
01-22-2011, 02:07 AM
I might not be Jesus, but I can turn Water into Kool-Aid...

Something Else
01-22-2011, 02:13 PM
You can turn water in to aids just by swimming in it? :unsure:

tesco
01-22-2011, 04:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uef17zOCDb8&feature=player_embedded

Mr. Mulder
01-22-2011, 06:13 PM
i see shit in 3d all the time without glasses. fact.

Skiz
01-22-2011, 06:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzytYXzFK7c

Mr. Mulder
01-22-2011, 07:08 PM
i see extremley funny elmo orders taco bell all the time without glasses. fact.

cunt
01-22-2011, 08:35 PM
i called her aunty ..

which feels good ..

i like her smile ..

how the fuck did those fucking number end up every fucking were

see what i would really like to do ... is

fuck you in the face

you are in orkut ..

married

profile

could be fucking fake ...

is this the kind of shit i should be worried about now ...

?



thats the situation ..

married ...

very less happy times ..

very very fucking less

These are the classic manifestation of a sad cunt who is now and will ever be a virgin.

Become a fucking priest or shut the fuck up, twat.

cunt
01-22-2011, 08:39 PM
because i am a sad cunt ..

want to talk to me

do you want my fucking phone number ...

?

You can't afford a fucking phone number, monkey.

Goes a long way to explaining why you're a virgin.

Snee
01-22-2011, 08:57 PM
Doesn't J-Dye come on sundays? Is he early or something else?

cunt
01-22-2011, 09:02 PM
Doesn't J-Dye come on sundays? Is he early or something else?

I'd like to think we don't bother to stand on temporal irrelevancies around here, mate.

Proper Bo
01-23-2011, 12:45 AM
hoi cawks, I need some software for playing both blu-ray and hd-dvd.
That is all.

Proper Bo
01-23-2011, 01:11 AM
nevarmind, found one:smilie4:

iLOVENZB
01-23-2011, 01:28 AM
HD-DVD are dirt cheap now. Almost worth buying a HD-DVD player. 1080p is still 1080p.

At the moment I'm looking for a 24" 1080p monitor with HDMI and maybe a TV tuner, preff. HD.

Proper Bo
01-23-2011, 01:31 AM
i've already got a bluray/hd-dvd combo drive in the pc, like.

iLOVENZB
01-23-2011, 01:36 AM
Holy fuck: http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/Cyborg-RAT-7-Gaming-Mouse/6700446/?nt=1

It looks like Batmobile (Tumbler)

http://media.mightyape.net.nz/images/products/6700446/Cyborg-RAT-7-Gaming-Mouse-3302969-5.jpeg

http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/12/batmobile_Tumbler.jpg

iLOVENZB
01-23-2011, 01:37 AM
i've already got a bluray/hd-dvd combo drive in the pc, like.

Got a new i7 build coming up and a bd rw is going to be in it. What model do you have?

Proper Bo
01-23-2011, 01:40 AM
LG GGC-H20L

It's old and cheap but it wurks fine.
edit: and it plays my hddvds too, obviousment.

iLOVENZB
01-23-2011, 02:13 AM
Only $95 plus $12.50 postage. Sounds good to me.

I don't know why people want higher burn speeds when they burn at the lowest for safety.

tesco
01-23-2011, 02:19 AM
That plays bluray but only burns dvd, or am I wrong? :unsure:

iLOVENZB
01-23-2011, 02:37 AM
According to their site:

BD-R(DL)/BD-RE(SL/DL): (SL 6x / DL 4.8 CAV)
DVD+R: 2.4x, 4x CLV, 8x ZCLV, 8x, 12x, 16x PCAV
DVD-R: 1x, 2x, 4x CLV, 8x ZCLV, 8x, 12x, 16x PCAV
DVD+RW: 2.4x, 4x, 6x CLV, 8x ZCLV
DVD-RW: 1x, 2x, 4x, 6x CLV
DVD-RAM: 2x, 3x ZCLV, 5x PCAV
CD-R: 4x, 8x, 16x CLV, 24x, 32x, 40x PCAV
CD-RW: 4x, 10x, 16x CLV, 24x ZCLV
DVD+R DL: 2.4x, 4x CLV
DVD-R DL: 2x, 4x CLV

http://www.lg.com/uk/it-products/dvd-and-blu-ray-drives/LG-blu-ray-recorders-GGCH20L.jsp

HD-DVD burn speeds aren't there. Not a major problem, do they even sell blank HD-DVD's anymore?

iLOVENZB
01-23-2011, 02:42 AM
Fuckin' hell, how can building a bitch even pay off if you can't do it cheaply? I would never be able to buy all these parts that are in this build for under $1k

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290491126774&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

+$65 for a BD burner. Might save for this instead of building my own. Not really into the Gfx card market so don't really know if the GT220 will survive for upcoming games. ... not that I have time to play games anymore :unsure:

tesco
01-23-2011, 07:33 PM
http://localhostr.com/files/ap9VpZk/capture.png

bigboab
01-23-2011, 09:08 PM
http://localhostr.com/files/ap9VpZk/capture.png
I make the total that know both Java and CC++ as 40%(2/5). Then again my math is going downhill like everything else.:cry:

Skiz
01-24-2011, 05:37 AM
It should be the smaller of the two fractions. 1/2 know both.

megabyteme
01-24-2011, 05:55 AM
http://localhostr.com/files/ap9VpZk/capture.png

5/10 know c++
6/10 (3/5) know java
3/10 Neither

Add all other possibilities together; get 14/10. The amount above 1 equals the overlap of java and c++.

Answer= 4/10. or 2/5

iLOVENZB
01-24-2011, 06:02 AM
megabyteme, your avatar :O.

megabyteme
01-24-2011, 07:10 AM
megabyteme, your avatar :O.

Guess Who Game (http://www.boardgames.com/guesswho.html) Milton Bradley Hasbro Games


There's a mystery person on your opponent's card. Can you find that matching face in the crowd? Start with a gameboard full of funny-looking suspects. Then ask the right questions to eliminate the wrong faces! Once you're down to a face or two...solve the case by guessing who! Does your person have a big nose? No. Is your person wearing a hat? Yes. Now you can flip down all the faces without hats! Guess your opponent's mystery person before your opponent guesses yours.

Ages 6 and up, 2 players.

Mr. Mulder
01-24-2011, 09:49 AM
why fucking ring now today saying you lost data in November for fucks sake, of course i can't recover it!!!!1 You know your fucking back-ups don't go back that far!!!!!! :angry: got to waste fucking hoursa looking into it now because the higher-ups have gotten involved <_<



/wurksup <_<

iLOVENZB
01-24-2011, 10:43 AM
Not working on Australia day so we had a bitch of a day today. We did 44.5 bags with the same person not turning up and the same person leaving at 11:00 on New Years' bake.

How business can operate in Australia with bogan staff is beyond me.

Mr. Mulder
01-24-2011, 10:52 AM
Australia day? :eyebrows:

Barbarossa
01-24-2011, 11:15 AM
Mornsup FST. New week eh, I wonder what this one has in store :dabs:

iLOVENZB
01-24-2011, 11:27 AM
Australia day? :eyebrows:

To be honest, I don't think most Australians even know what it's about. Just another excuse to have a day off, sit back and have a cold beer.

iLOVENZB
01-24-2011, 11:30 AM
4 more days...

Barbarossa
01-24-2011, 02:44 PM
Australia day? :eyebrows:

To be honest, I don't think most Australians even know what it's about. Just another excuse to have a day off, sit back and have a cold beer.

Sounds like any other day, eh. :idunno:

Snee
01-24-2011, 04:55 PM
why fucking ring now today saying you lost data in November for fucks sake, of course i can't recover it!!!!1 You know your fucking back-ups don't go back that far!!!!!! :angry: got to waste fucking hoursa looking into it now because the higher-ups have gotten involved <_<


/wurksup <_<
Yeah, well, I spent my afternoon looking at vb6 code. Your day was probably way cooler than mine still.

Snee
01-24-2011, 05:03 PM
Not that it's important or owt, but:


It should be the smaller of the two fractions. 1/2 know both.

Dewd. 3/10 know neither, leaving 7/10 knowing either or both. Boab is like more right and stuff.

It's lyke:
IIIIIII (7)
IIIII.. (5)
.IIIIII (6)
.IIII.. (4)

...You know?

Snee
01-24-2011, 05:20 PM
It's cool tho. Mafs is for nurds.

This guy wouldn't know the answer either:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ8v1CHjCaM

Mr. Mulder
01-24-2011, 09:33 PM
Spent all motherflipping day off site at some other office we're doing the infrastructure for, just meant to supply the PC's, laptops, docking stations, sort out their hosted services (or "cloud" as the kids say) don't even have to bother with domains, SharePoint etc, all hosted ftw.



Except no ones done what they're supposed to, everything’s wrong and should have been done days ago and i look like a bitch being one of the few faces to it all :dabs: got to go back there tomorrow morning when fucking everything will be working by lunch thyme then babysit the users until they're happy :dabs: means getting up at lyke 5, being on the bus for six to get to my office then on the train to get to the client site for before 9 :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

More importantly i forgot to torrent Cleveland and merkin dad this morning so i might as well just go and fucking kill myself.




On the plus side, moving flats the day after :01:

Proper Bo
01-24-2011, 11:01 PM
bored:dabs:

tesco
01-25-2011, 12:06 AM
http://localhostr.com/files/ap9VpZk/capture.png

5/10 know c++
6/10 (3/5) know java
3/10 Neither

Add all other possibilities together; get 14/10. The amount above 1 equals the overlap of java and c++.

Answer= 4/10. or 2/5
That's what I got as well.
I did 70% X (50% X 60%) = 40%.
Wasn't sure if it was right but all the other answers seem unrealistic.

tesco
01-25-2011, 12:08 AM
Australia day? :eyebrows:

To be honest, I don't think most Australians even know what it's about. Just another excuse to have a day off, sit back and have a cold beer.
Is it not to celebrate the founding of australia? Equiv to canada day, or independence day.

iLOVENZB
01-25-2011, 02:23 AM
What exactly is there to celebrate tesco? If we celebrate too much the Aboriginals will make us remember when we attempted to give them better living conditions and a education by screaming "stolen generation"

:pinch:

iLOVENZB
01-25-2011, 02:29 AM
Just came home from shopping with my friends and his gf, don't know how people can spend hours shopping for things that they can buy cheaper including freight online.

Glad I went to Dick Smith though, I tested the Harmony 1100i remote today, didn't like the feel of the buttons and thought the screen would be a little bigger.

http://www.logitech.com/en-au/remotes/universal-remotes/devices/6378

I love the concept though, still looking for alternatives on sites like DealExtreme.

megabyteme
01-25-2011, 02:45 AM
all the other answers seem unrealistic.

I noticed that, too. Usually there are more than one answer that would seem reasonable. What was the test for?

iLOVENZB
01-25-2011, 07:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJZyvpu3WVQ

bigboab
01-25-2011, 08:25 AM
5/10 know c++
6/10 (3/5) know java
3/10 Neither

Add all other possibilities together; get 14/10. The amount above 1 equals the overlap of java and c++.

Answer= 4/10. or 2/5
That's what I got as well.
I did 70% X (50% X 60%) = 40%.
Wasn't sure if it was right but all the other answers seem unrealistic.
70% x (50% x 60%) = 21%

70% - (50% x 60%) = 40%

Just a wee slip of the keyboard but it is a lot when you are making up my wages.:lol:

iLOVENZB
01-25-2011, 09:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgvRfmo8Ock

iLOVENZB
01-25-2011, 09:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrFZ_1xCrIQ

Barbarossa
01-25-2011, 10:00 AM
5/10 know c++
6/10 (3/5) know java
3/10 Neither

Add all other possibilities together; get 14/10. The amount above 1 equals the overlap of java and c++.

Answer= 4/10. or 2/5
That's what I got as well.
I did 70% X (50% X 60%) = 40%.
Wasn't sure if it was right but all the other answers seem unrealistic.

7/10 know one or the other or both.
5/10 know C++, so there must be 2/10 who DON'T know C++, only Java (7-5=2)
But 6/10 know Java so that must mean there are 4/10 who know both C++ and Java. (6-2=4)

So the answer is 2/5 (4/10)

iLOVENZB
01-25-2011, 10:08 AM
Looks like it could be a good comedy: http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3908240153/

iLOVENZB
01-25-2011, 11:16 AM
http://lookpic.com/c1/i2/3883/UkwvjfsP.jpeg

megabyteme
01-25-2011, 12:35 PM
http://files.sexyandfunny.com/photos/img_orig/img4d3e554421d40.jpg

Barbarossa
01-25-2011, 03:02 PM
http://www.b3tards.com/u/ad00c9d839b7d1772d52/blakeyspeed.jpg

Proper Bo
01-25-2011, 03:22 PM
attempted to watch some merkin top gear last night. It was shit. True story.

Barbarossa
01-25-2011, 03:23 PM
I like top gear except I wish they would stop banging on about cars all the time and just get on with the jolly japes...

Gripper
01-25-2011, 04:36 PM
Damn cars spoil everything

Barbarossa
01-25-2011, 04:44 PM
Fuck me it's the Gripster :w00t:

Hello Gripper! :happy:

Gripper
01-25-2011, 04:48 PM
Hiho dudely barbs,just thought i'd drop in and check on the children loike :)

Barbarossa
01-25-2011, 04:53 PM
Not alot happens round here anymore. I'm only here for mulder's blog. true story :pinch:

Gripper
01-25-2011, 05:03 PM
Glad to see Mr Mulder is still entertaining the masses,I do like his offbeat take on life.

Snee
01-25-2011, 08:21 PM
That's what I got as well.
I did 70% X (50% X 60%) = 40%.
Wasn't sure if it was right but all the other answers seem unrealistic.

7/10 know one or the other or both.
5/10 know C++, so there must be 2/10 who DON'T know C++, only Java (7-5=2)
But 6/10 know Java so that must mean there are 4/10 who know both C++ and Java. (6-2=4)

So the answer is 2/5 (4/10)

My assplantation was weigh better.

iLOVENZB
01-25-2011, 10:00 PM
'Sup bitches, just watching some kids shows with my friends kids. There are two gay guys (one emo and another chest waxer), and a hot chick playing suggestively with finger puppets :blink:.

How can anyone take these people seriously?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Puzzleplaylogo.jpg

Fuckin' hell: http://ten.com.au/toasted-tv-kellyn-morris.htm :naughty: :O

Nothing on FTA TV, even if there is it's 6months old. You Americans get the retail before it even airs here.

tesco
01-25-2011, 11:24 PM
attempted to watch some merkin top gear last night. It was shit. True story.
It's terrible, just terrible. They can't even come up with their own ideas, they just copy challenges that the real top gear has already done, but with crappy american cars and crappy american presenters.

tesco
01-25-2011, 11:25 PM
What exactly is there to celebrate tesco? If we celebrate too much the Aboriginals will make us remember when we attempted to give them better living conditions and a education by screaming "stolen generation"

:pinch:They don't do that to us. :unsure:

Mr. Mulder
01-26-2011, 12:23 AM
Glad to see Mr Mulder is still entertaining the masses,I do like his offbeat take on life.

:hug:

im moving to brighton tomorrow lyee, been in horesham all day doing cloud stuffs. its well boring. got tomorrow off to move though ftw :01: just been out with some m8s to say good bye, it was a pretty shit night by all accounts as im hhome alone before 1 and on the interwebs, we only went to spoons and a couple other places, stuck to kronenberg all night :dabs: how the fuck am i supposed to know how to set-up a faxmachine anyway its the yeah 2011 ffs, and i didn;t install the lines of course. so don't fucking complain to me when its patched in wrong <_<

Mr. Mulder
01-26-2011, 12:24 AM
/stealing the newish merkin dad, cleveland, bobs burgers and robot chicken but dunno if i'll still be awake when its finnished stealing :eyebrows:

JoeB One
01-26-2011, 12:41 AM
My neighbor stole my cat, I need to get it back.

iLOVENZB
01-26-2011, 12:41 AM
Top Gear AU is boring! Can't wait to see Top Gear JP and Top Gear IN.

iLOVENZB
01-26-2011, 12:56 AM
What exactly is there to celebrate tesco? If we celebrate too much the Aboriginals will make us remember when we attempted to give them better living conditions and a education by screaming "stolen generation"

:pinch:They don't do that to us. :unsure:

Maybe you should build some huts and walk around in your underwear?

Justsayin' :shutup:

iLOVENZB
01-26-2011, 09:53 AM
:):happy::D:lol::(:cry::pinch::cool::huh::unsure::blink::wacko:;):shifty::ohmy::P:dry::ermm::rolleyes::whistling:01::naughty::shutup::w00t::frusty::angry::sick::dabs::fst::mellow::yup::noes::yahoo::1eye::thumbsup::clap::hooray::clown::smilie4::smile2::turned::stuart::console::cry1::hug::mushy::sad1::strongsad:cry::sadwalk::slap::nono::mad3::fist::angry2::censored::offtopic::argue::swear::dry::spam::angry::ninja::yikes::ph34r::eyebrows::fear::crazy::idunno::stars::wub::sneaky::lips::kiss::sly::inlove::wank::ghey::shuriken::afro1::sorcerer::bag::zorro::cowboy::batman::artist::fireman::chris::king::chef::alucard::alien::afro::pimp::angel1::gunsmilie:tank::eat:

iLOVENZB
01-26-2011, 09:54 AM
:drunk::pizza::guiness::beer::cheers::coffee::hbd::santa::holiday::partytime:yay::emorod::badrod::rod::geptardrod::dabsrod::whoosh::no::bye::flowers::geptard::music::wave::sleep1::snooty::phone::smartass::photo::helpsmili:smoke::geek::schnauz::tease::blushing::boxing::sleeping::hypocrite:drool::book::dog::blow::gossip::flamehide:noes::lookaroun:bleh::shit::glag::glagpinch::emo::stupid::drummer::ohmy::ohmy::doctor::oops::ghostface:cool2::yup::nuke::excl::emule::down::pic::source::ft::view:

Barbarossa
01-26-2011, 11:16 AM
7/10 know one or the other or both.
5/10 know C++, so there must be 2/10 who DON'T know C++, only Java (7-5=2)
But 6/10 know Java so that must mean there are 4/10 who know both C++ and Java. (6-2=4)

So the answer is 2/5 (4/10)

My assplantation was weigh better.

Yeah? well probably...

A better question would be how the fuck did the 3/10 people who don't know C++ or Java get a job in the programming team in the first place :idunno:

iLOVENZB
01-26-2011, 11:18 AM
They were attractive females and banged the directing manager?

iLOVENZB
01-26-2011, 11:18 AM
Just had Chinese for dinner on Australia Day!

iLOVENZB
01-26-2011, 12:27 PM
Nothing better than talking to pissed cunts on bookface. <-- See what i did dere?

Snee
01-26-2011, 04:41 PM
Barbie: They'll be the guys hired to maintain the old system written entirely in cobol and/or vb6. Or they just got in anyways. HR-departments consist of morons.

chalice
01-27-2011, 02:45 AM
,Poopers swallow gag on shitsticks exhale yellow grossness
If you like gargle to it, you'll prolly puke atrocious.
I've hear they've got a sale on down at some greengrocers

Cum piddle widdle spittle should be kept away from eyes
The ones above your nose, youse dicks, not your asian.guys.

This has been a pubic service announcement brought to you by Mary Poppins, Dick Van Dyke Turner and your friendly neighbourhood insomniac.

Mr. Mulder
01-27-2011, 08:27 AM
wurksup, you filthy coackaroaches :dabs:

Mr. Mulder
01-27-2011, 08:43 AM
65277

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65279

65280

65281

iLOVENZB
01-27-2011, 08:45 AM
Reppin' facebook brah.

iLOVENZB
01-27-2011, 09:55 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2vj1i1i.jpg

chalice
01-27-2011, 02:14 PM
Got an email today from some dick in HR telling me I'd successfully enrolled in a one day course I completed six fucking months ago.

Just responded.


Hi Michael,

it certainly is a bewildering relief to know that conscientious trailblazers like you are on board to refresh my faltering recollections of probably one of the most mundane squanderings of my already plummeting in value existence. What a glorious day that was. We were issued passes. To me, they felt like front row tickets for David Blaine genuinely being decapitated live on stage. A dream come true. Did you know they have buttons in lifts nowadays. It's true. You can even press them yourself. I had a swift 360 degree shifty for a negro elevator operator but I don't think they have them any more. Luckily I'm claustrophobic so I took the stairs. The seats in the seminar room were like ermine upholstered clouds. You've made it, kid was the gentle validation whispering in my ear as I spooned up with that sweet siren Sleep.

Woke up at lunchtime and the rest of the day was pretty wank. Fat people got in my way (more than twice) and the coffee machine was Thomas The Wank Engine. Get that sorted for me, there's a good chap.

Feel free to get back to me with more vacuous piffle I forgot about instantly as soon as occurred at your leisure.

Have you ever considered exploring a new career as a coma victim? I can really see it working out for you. You don't even have to remember to eat. Them's the perks.

chalice
01-27-2011, 05:23 PM
I'm having a poetry competition with myself. The winner gets to shut the fuck up. I'm confident about this one but I could be perched on a nearby truthtop lining up a high-impact villinelle with my viper rifle. That's the kind of slippery cunt I am.


I'm not a whale.
I'm not a shark.
Kids get impaled
When I go to the park.

I'm a pointy headed pointless cunt.
I'm a narwhal, baby and I sho wish I wunt.

By now you are deducing
That my musings are so sad
It wasn't too amusing
When I disemboweled my dad.

Feeding time was Basra
Like blancmanges playing pool
Skidding on the plasma
Like that gun spree at that school.

I wish some heavy hitter
Would just clobber me today
He could use me to lift litter
And eat blubber all his days.

I'm a pointy headed pointless cunt.
I'm a narwhal, baby and I sho wish I wunt.

iLOVENZB
01-28-2011, 06:01 AM
Just came home from work, got a few bottles of scotch as birthday gifts today, I don't even drink scotch :blink:.

Might go on a binge drink with some mates later on today... :ermm:

Mr. Mulder
01-28-2011, 01:26 PM
I'm having a poetry competition with myself. The winner gets to shut the fuck up. I'm confident about this one but I could be perched on a nearby truthtop lining up a high-impact villinelle with my viper rifle. That's the kind of slippery cunt I am.


I'm not a whale.
I'm not a shark.
Kids get impaled
When I go to the park.

I'm a pointy headed pointless cunt.
I'm a narwhal, baby and I sho wish I wunt.

By now you are deducing
That my musings are so sad
It wasn't too amusing
When I disemboweled my dad.

Feeding time was Basra
Like blancmanges playing pool
Skidding on the plasma
Like that gun spree at that school.

I wish some heavy hitter
Would just clobber me today
He could use me to lift litter
And eat blubber all his days.

I'm a pointy headed pointless cunt.
I'm a narwhal, baby and I sho wish I wunt.

needs some .jpg's i think, there again im not robert charles montgomery mr burns or something else :eyebrows:


In other news,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwccqhc8_5o

Proper Bo
01-28-2011, 01:33 PM
went out on the pish last night. started on treble vodkas, continued on treble vodkas, walked home, vomited.
overall, a decent night.

Mr. Mulder
01-28-2011, 01:59 PM
did you get any wimins to show you their cha'wholays? :smilie4:

Proper Bo
01-28-2011, 02:19 PM
I'm sorry, I don't speak urban:unsure:

Mr. Mulder
01-28-2011, 03:35 PM
their vagines, their poonaynays, vajayjays etc...

Mr. Mulder
01-28-2011, 03:35 PM
you gets me yeah?

Mr. Mulder
01-28-2011, 04:55 PM
65377

65378

65379

65380

65381

65382

65383 :o

65384

65385

Mr. Mulder
01-28-2011, 09:32 PM
Also, the greatest movie evar made evar.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk

iLOVENZB
01-28-2011, 10:57 PM
Was the choreographer from Shoot 'Em Up?

chalice
01-28-2011, 11:17 PM
Was the choreographer from Shoot 'Em Up?

Nope, that was your mum.

callum
01-29-2011, 12:33 AM
You're thinking of Shoot Up Em.

chalice
01-29-2011, 12:36 AM
That's the ones.

megabyteme
01-29-2011, 02:13 AM
Also, the greatest movie evar made evar.

Found it!

Endhiran (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305797/) (2010)

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/01/27/most-outrageous-action-movie-ever/

Available on Asiatorrents. Posted yesterday. :happy:

chalice
01-29-2011, 03:20 AM
Hoi Callum,

has vour missus made you Doner Kebab Pot Noodle for dinner yet?

It's like sitting in The Ritz with your slippers on. True story.

Skiz
01-29-2011, 07:50 AM
:glag:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egxjuLkhXUw

iLOVENZB
01-29-2011, 07:52 AM
lyke omg: http://www.cnet.com.au/omg-it-s-an-ipod-and-ipad-moog-synthesiser-339308625.htm

iLOVENZB
01-30-2011, 04:27 AM
Some of them are pretty good:

http://fx.worth1000.com/contests/1533/where-s-saddam

Mr. Mulder
01-30-2011, 01:17 PM
Weekendsup you muthas!!!!

KFlint
01-30-2011, 11:49 PM
http://www.goremageddon.be/myspace/lemur.gif

iLOVENZB
01-31-2011, 03:36 AM
Just bought Dark Void for PC. The game was $2.02AU and freight was $8.99AU

Mr. Mulder
01-31-2011, 08:35 AM
$8.99AU = £100, 000 wat!1 :o

:emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo:
:emo: :emo: /wurksup :emo: :emo:
:emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo:

iLOVENZB
01-31-2011, 08:58 AM
The game was shipped from the UK by an Australian seller who got it from a warehouse somewhere in Asia :blink:.

iLOVENZB
01-31-2011, 08:59 AM
Still cheaper to get a game that's going on a road trip then it is to buy it here. Go figure.

iLOVENZB
01-31-2011, 09:00 AM
Just bought GOLDENEYE for N64!!!

iLOVENZB
01-31-2011, 09:00 AM
Anyone use DealExtreme here?

KFlint
01-31-2011, 01:42 PM
Anyone use DealExtreme here?

I do, when I'm not in a hurry to get stuff. Sometimes it takes them 3 weeks to even ship the package. The stuff is so cheap however that I don't mind waiting.

Mr. Mulder
01-31-2011, 09:03 PM
why is there no new family guy, american dad, cleveland, bob's burgers and robot chicken out today zomfgwtfbbq? :eyebrows:

Speedo
01-31-2011, 11:05 PM
Who ever came up with bobs burger needs to die. America. Your faster!.

tesco
01-31-2011, 11:44 PM
why is there no new family guy, american dad, cleveland, bob's burgers and robot chicken out today zomfgwtfbbq? :eyebrows:
Fire whoever decides to air all 5 in one night then the next week air not one. :frusty:

iLOVENZB
02-01-2011, 12:35 AM
The Simpsons is shit, I stopped watching around 2006. The movie was pretty funny though.

I haven't seen much Family Guy recently. Is it still funny or has it turned into a soap like all other sitcoms have turned into?

iLOVENZB
02-01-2011, 04:36 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090825200026AAMaDyn

Barbarossa
02-01-2011, 12:45 PM
*bump* :coffee:

Mr. Mulder
02-01-2011, 01:40 PM
Robot Chicken S05E04 HDTV XviD-2HD

yesh!

bijoy
02-01-2011, 02:14 PM
nice to see threads other than that thread in bt section.. :)

Skiz
02-01-2011, 10:34 PM
I'm loving YouTube's new "trending" section. It's full of win.

:glag:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07F23iYo2oY

Mr. Mulder
02-02-2011, 08:14 AM
/wednesdaywurksup, no man's land :emo:

Mr. Mulder
02-02-2011, 08:18 AM
65854

Mr. Mulder
02-02-2011, 12:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U

Barbarossa
02-02-2011, 02:28 PM
One day I'm gonna stop coming here.

Then you'll be sorry, because you'll all cease to exist :emo:

Speedo
02-03-2011, 12:42 AM
I'm annoyed this thing was started with a smile. The internet is not going to end like that. It's misrepresentation at it's worse.

iLOVENZB
02-03-2011, 01:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk1_kDJhyBk

A whole movie in 2.5mins

Mr. Mulder
02-03-2011, 08:24 AM
One day I'm gonna stop coming here.

Then you'll be sorry, because you'll all cease to exist :emo:

ewe've got three layers of dreams and a squinting eye meme to wake up from before we/us/ewe/i stop being real :sneaky:


/wurksup :emo:

Mr. Mulder
02-03-2011, 08:52 AM
65923

65924

65925

65926

65927

65928

65929 :o

65930

65931 :lol:

Mr. Mulder
02-03-2011, 08:54 AM
in other news, me and t'misses went to see The Fighter last night, it was well good innit! christian bale is perhaps the biggest douchebag alive but he did brilliant in this film, probably because he was playing a massive douchebag. Also, Jason Bourne was good in it also :eyebrows:

over all, i liked it cos it was good :eyebrows:


that's three good moviefilms in a row now, teh kings speach, black swan and teh fighter :smilie4:

Skiz
02-03-2011, 10:20 AM
Is there any bewbies in black swan?

Mr. Mulder
02-03-2011, 10:43 AM
there's not but ewe get to see natalie portman strum her self off and meg from family guy munching her off! :o

Proper Bo
02-03-2011, 02:27 PM
went out on the pish last night. started on treble vodkas, continued on treble vodkas, walked home, vomited.
overall, a decent night.

this again tonight probably.

Snee
02-03-2011, 04:19 PM
Will watch it. Like tonight :smilie4:

megabyteme
02-03-2011, 07:57 PM
there's not but ewe get to see natalie portman strum her self off and meg from family guy munching her off! :o

Since that was the draw, and the best (bi far, like) scene in the show, it should be the clip they play at any rewards show it becomus nominated for. Would love to see a pan of the audience's and Natalie's reactions...

Skiz
02-03-2011, 11:09 PM
Going to see Jonathan Tyler and the Northern Lights tonight while drinking heavily.

After that I'll probably end up drinking Krystal and fisting some some asians or something. :idunno:

Skiz
02-03-2011, 11:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

Proper Bo
02-04-2011, 12:49 AM
home, alone, drunk.

:emo:

Something Else
02-04-2011, 05:38 AM
home, alone, drunk.

:emo:

Don't watch Black Swan. Whatever you do, do something else. I had a flick thro' it :naughty: and saw her peeling that bit of skin next to the fingernail back wai too far.

D'Aronofsky has finally gone menthol. :no:

iLOVENZB
02-04-2011, 07:04 AM
^^^ Thanks for the spoiler :dry:

iLOVENZB
02-04-2011, 07:04 AM
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/feather-piercing.jpg

Ouch?

bijoy
02-04-2011, 07:54 AM
http://justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/feather-piercing.jpg

Ouch?

Is this real?? I doubt. :unsure:

Mr. Mulder
02-04-2011, 08:27 AM
its on the internets isn't it!!1

66013

66014

66015

66016

66017

Mr. Mulder
02-04-2011, 08:33 AM
friday whurksoop :01:

got fuck all planned for this weekend due to having no monies cept for staring at boobies down the gym and mheybe seeing the misses if she's lucky :smilie4:

was down there late last night and there were these two teenage looking burds, and one of them, i swear to gawd had the biggest jugs :o she had a little bit of weight with it as to be expected with two great responsabilities like those but there's no way she was fat or obese or nufing, just blonde, some teenage puppy fat and ma-hoosive tits, i was all :drool:

they didn't seem to do much exercise though, just sort of walked on the treadmil and giggle. Clearly lesbians too as i gave them two free tickets and got nothing back.

66018

still, got some grade-A wankbank material :smilie4:

iLOVENZB
02-04-2011, 08:44 AM
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5552571/I-think-nascar-is-a-pretty-cool-guy-eh-drives-in-circles-and-doesnt-afraid-of-anything.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=BspecNascar

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/21545/original/IMG_0253.JPG?1254621469

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/096/879/original/hitler-dream.jpg?1296772668

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/096/950/original/memes-whip-my-bear.gif?1296790700


http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/16923/original/Bump2.jpg?1252353393

iLOVENZB
02-04-2011, 08:50 AM
Muldy you seem to have eventful days compared to me. I'm going to TAFE next week, no doubt I'll catch up with my dolebluging school mates ... hopefully we'll do a bit more than smoke doobies.

Just sayin'

iLOVENZB
02-04-2011, 08:51 AM
Som parents are just so stupid: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_14_year_olds_smoke !!!!

iLOVENZB
02-04-2011, 08:52 AM
Was look for that article about the Indonesian baby smoking all them ciggiez.

iLOVENZB
02-04-2011, 09:08 AM
/me dares you all to Google image search "sebaceous cysts"

Something Else
02-04-2011, 10:38 AM
in other news, me and t'misses went to see The Fighter last night, it was well good innit! christian bale is perhaps the biggest douchebag alive but he did brilliant in this film, probably because he was playing a massive douchebag. Also, Jason Bourne was good in it also :eyebrows:

over all, i liked it cos it was good :eyebrows:


that's three good moviefilms in a row now, teh kings speach, black swan and teh fighter :smilie4:

When exactly did you start watching grown up movie fillums. I'm not sure I like this girl's influence on you. :eyebrows:

Something Else
02-04-2011, 03:28 PM
That is neither a statement or a question, :rod:

Proper Bo
02-04-2011, 04:25 PM
home, alone, drunk.

:emo:

Don't watch Black Swan. Whatever you do, do something else. I had a flick thro' it :naughty: and saw her peeling that bit of skin next to the fingernail back wai too far.

D'Aronofsky has finally gone menthol. :no:

I won't watch that as it looks like it's massive aids.

chalice
02-04-2011, 07:38 PM
Don't watch Black Swan. Whatever you do, do something else. I had a flick thro' it :naughty: and saw her peeling that bit of skin next to the fingernail back wai too far.

D'Aronofsky has finally gone menthol. :no:

I won't watch that as it looks like it's massive aids.

You should wank more. It might aid your recovery, mate.

Proper Bo
02-04-2011, 08:43 PM
Cause a film about some burd dancing looks shite?:blink:

chalice
02-04-2011, 08:49 PM
Nope. Cos wanking helps recovery. Scientific fact I made up.

Unless you're tetraplegic. Then it's just a waste of time.

Proper Bo
02-04-2011, 08:52 PM
Well if it's a scientific fact that you made up then it must be true.

In other news, it's another friday night with nothing to do, nowhere to go and no drugs to take:no:

chalice
02-04-2011, 09:01 PM
Well if it's a scientific fact that you made up then it must be true.

In other news, it's another friday night with nothing to do, nowhere to go and no drugs to take:no:

I have red wine, good ganja weed and spastics needing slaps on the internets.

You can watch me degenerate if you like.

Proper Bo
02-04-2011, 09:03 PM
I don't think I've got any better options.

Well, I could always find somewhere good to attach my shoelaces to:emo:

chalice
02-04-2011, 09:07 PM
I don't think I've got any better options.

Well, I could always find somewhere good to attach my shoelaces to:emo:

Chin up, you nut.

Proper Bo
02-04-2011, 09:12 PM
Shit off ballbag, I was implying that I'd rather string up than read your shite, you're supposed to be offended, cawk.

Something Else
02-04-2011, 09:38 PM
My new hobby is making shady bargains with Chinese iOS app-development companies. It's going great so far. :smilie4:

chalice
02-04-2011, 09:44 PM
Shit off ballbag, I was implying that I'd rather string up than read your shite, you're supposed to be offended, cawk.

I always suspected you only ever had one nut.

Mr. Mulder
02-04-2011, 10:21 PM
in other news, me and t'misses went to see The Fighter last night, it was well good innit! christian bale is perhaps the biggest douchebag alive but he did brilliant in this film, probably because he was playing a massive douchebag. Also, Jason Bourne was good in it also :eyebrows:

over all, i liked it cos it was good :eyebrows:


that's three good moviefilms in a row now, teh kings speach, black swan and teh fighter :smilie4:

When exactly did you start watching grown up movie fillums. I'm not sure I like this girl's influence on you. :eyebrows:

you're right. Does this maik it better? :eyebrows:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

Mr. Mulder
02-04-2011, 10:22 PM
in other news i've got some shit selling on ebay that ends tomorrow morning, this will determine if i'll be staying indoors or not this weekend :01:

Speedo
02-04-2011, 10:24 PM
in other news i've got some shit selling on ebay that ends tomorrow morning, this will determine if i'll be staying indoors or not this weekend :01:

You need cash that fast?

Mr. Mulder
02-04-2011, 10:41 PM
for fucking about money i do :smilie4:

Mr. Mulder
02-04-2011, 10:42 PM
fucking rent and a deposit this month has anally raped me in the mouth then pulled out and slapped me accross the face <_<

tesco
02-04-2011, 10:50 PM
Is The King's Speech worth my bandwith?

chalice
02-04-2011, 11:00 PM
Is The King's Speech worth my bandwith?

It's only fantastic if you're Irish, Scottish, Welsh or Canadian.

So, yes.

Mr. Mulder
02-04-2011, 11:16 PM
just went downstairs to make a coffee lyke, the lesbian couple i live with are watching brokeback mountain. how very predictable :dabs:

it was a knights tale last night which i imagen to be just as gay. they're in every night watching shit lesbians telly, i nevar get to watch bear grills or anything cept sometimes in the mornings :emo:

tesco
02-04-2011, 11:26 PM
Is The King's Speech worth my bandwith?

It's only fantastic if you're Irish, Scottish, Welsh or Canadian.

So, yes.
What if I'm half scottish half canadian, is it only 1/4 as good? :unsure:

chalice
02-04-2011, 11:32 PM
It's only fantastic if you're Irish, Scottish, Welsh or Canadian.

So, yes.
What if I'm half scottish half canadian, is it only 1/4 as good? :unsure:

If you're not English, it's 100% good.

The further you go north in England the better a rating it gets.

tesco
02-04-2011, 11:42 PM
It's downloading.

megabyteme
02-04-2011, 11:50 PM
Is The King's Speech worth my bandwith?

It's only fantastic if you're Irish, Scottish, Welsh or Canadian.

So, yes.

Irish. Check. Scottish. Check. Welsh. :idunno: or Canadian. Check.

Sounds like a 7.5, or better. :w00t:

xizanghummer
02-04-2011, 11:51 PM
lol..

chalice
02-05-2011, 01:00 AM
Hoi, bo, I'm wopped.

Plenty of spastics on the internets tonight or wot?

Proper Bo
02-05-2011, 01:02 AM
They're all just spastics though, there's no fun in that.

chalice
02-05-2011, 01:04 AM
They're all just spastics though, there's no fun in that.

You're missing JimF aren't you.

Proper Bo
02-05-2011, 01:05 AM
Yes

Proper Bo
02-05-2011, 01:05 AM
I'm also missing not being an utterly miserable cunt too, like.

chalice
02-05-2011, 01:06 AM
So am I.

Something Else
02-05-2011, 01:25 AM
Pass the joint lads. FFS.

chalice
02-05-2011, 01:28 AM
I honestly wish I had something to complain about, boys.

Proper Bo
02-05-2011, 01:31 AM
I wish I didn't
also wish I had a fucking joint, like, seems to be rarer than rocking horse shit round here these days.

chalice
02-05-2011, 02:01 AM
I wish I didn't
also wish I had a fucking joint, like, seems to be rarer than rocking horse shit round here these days.

Joints are pish. Do bongs if you have dope.

No wait...

Proper Bo
02-05-2011, 02:09 AM
:dabs:

chalice
02-05-2011, 02:13 AM
Mate. You live in Newcastle. Them cunts are full up to the arse with dope.

Just holler out the windae, heidcase.

Proper Bo
02-05-2011, 02:15 AM
I could get enough coke or e to fill a fucking warehouse but I just want to get fucking monged

chalice
02-05-2011, 02:16 AM
I could get enough coke or e to fill a fucking warehouse but I just want to get fucking monged

You cannot tell me that there's not tons of skunkweed in Newcastle, like.

Proper Bo
02-05-2011, 02:18 AM
Nobody that I know can get a hold of any anymore, like

chalice
02-05-2011, 02:21 AM
Nobody that I know can get a hold of any anymore, like

Take mattresses into your own hands then.

Get a flat. Grow your own. You're a clever boy.

Make it work for yourself.

chalice
02-05-2011, 03:05 AM
Far too wopped to post. Fact.

Mr. Mulder
02-05-2011, 08:48 AM
Gym on a saturday morning, YOU KNOW IT BITCHES!!!

66143

Snee
02-05-2011, 08:55 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/brofist.jpg

New laptop.

It's great.

peat moss
02-05-2011, 11:53 AM
Oh Oh , I won ? No you fuckers , same old shit I never win nuffing .

Mr. Mulder
02-05-2011, 12:34 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/brofist.jpg

New laptop.

It's great.

pics or it doesn't exist.

chalice
02-05-2011, 01:07 PM
What's the bestest co-op game for a 37 year old and a 6 year old to play on the xbox on my new 42" plasma tv wot I just got off Argos for 300 squids to the max?

chalice
02-05-2011, 01:18 PM
Palindromic cimordnilap super post count, youse cunts.

Mr. Mulder
02-05-2011, 01:27 PM
resident evil, 6 year olds just fucking love resident evil i swear to you!

/just made a cool hundred mill on the stock market (a tidy sum on ebay) :smilie4: :smilie4:

66149

Mr. Mulder
02-05-2011, 01:29 PM
i could easily be that guy, gekko from that film about wall street, you know the one where he makes all that money working on wall street? Die Hard i think it was called :eyebrows:

Mr. Mulder
02-05-2011, 01:31 PM
/watching an hour long video on WSUS admingastration for an exam im going to fail in two weeks :dabs:

Something Else
02-05-2011, 02:30 PM
http://www.imcdb.org/i028824.jpg

chalice
02-05-2011, 05:50 PM
Got Army Of Two 40th Day. 6 year olds love that shit.

Had intended to play it, but I've now gotten the 13 year old to play it with him whilst I drink vodka, do bongs and observe.

Not bad for a tenner, like.

Snee
02-05-2011, 06:39 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/brofist.jpg

New laptop.

It's great.

pics or it doesn't exist.

http://laptop-computer-planet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Acer-Aspire-TimelineX-3820tg_1.jpg

Here is a picture which I made my self.

chalice
02-05-2011, 09:17 PM
I am unbeatable in Streetfighter. Fact.

Competitive dad to the max.

Snee
02-05-2011, 11:23 PM
My younger brothers used to like beat me up with chun-li. I was never any good at it. I beat them up for reals instead.

iLOVENZB
02-05-2011, 11:49 PM
pics or it doesn't exist.

http://laptop-computer-planet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Acer-Aspire-TimelineX-3820tg_1.jpg

Here is a picture which I made my self.

Eww Acer! Their build quality is just a joke.

I bought a Aspire Gemstone a couple of years ago and it only took a month before I had to send it back for a repairs.

Here's a pic:

http://images.trustedreviews.com/images/article/inline/7221-IMG3073s.jpg

The mousepad was unresponsive at first, then the touch sensitive shortcuts didn't work, then it wouldn't start up. Drove me insane!

I'm glad I stick to PC's now at least I can pull it apart and have a look what the issue is. I might look into notebooks again later down the track but the mousepads shit me :dry:.

Got to give it to them though, Acer laptops are dirt cheap if you compare specs with the likes of Dell, Toshiba, Sony etc.

iLOVENZB
02-05-2011, 11:49 PM
Snee how do you find your Acer so far?

Snee
02-06-2011, 12:45 AM
My Aspire One was complete shite. Bad pixels, started shutting down due to a faulty thermal sensor. Now it just bluescreens all the time, but that may be due to water damage.

As for this timeline, they're supposed to have improved their quality control, the last year. Thus far it's smooth sailing, anyhow. And what with the hd5650, it does well with games.

The default win7 installation is really shit though. One partition for everything, except for a gig or so stolen by office and another twelve by the recovery partition. Not to mention a bunch of crap you really don't want, like McAfee.

Proper Bo
02-06-2011, 02:02 AM
I just got back in from driving to scotland in my slippers for no particular reason.
The luls hit me on the way back when I realised I should have done an Alan Partridge and eaten loads of toblerones.

iLOVENZB
02-06-2011, 07:26 AM
I might re-evaluate Acer's product range then. Not in need for a new notebook at the moment though.

iLOVENZB
02-06-2011, 07:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV09PRsAU2Y

megabyteme
02-06-2011, 07:39 AM
I have never had a problem with anything (quite a few cards, MBs, and a netbook) from Asus. They have notebooks that start around the price of the Acers. I would look there first, NZB.

iLOVENZB
02-06-2011, 08:11 AM
I would get a netbook but there's no optical drive and they're too small. Up untill a couple of week ago I was seriously looking at the Macbook Air if I ever had to pick one but even they don't have a optical drive or a RJ45 socket.

A friend suggested the UX30 but after reading a review ( http://www.cnet.com.au/asus-ux30-339298634.htm ) I might look into a revision of it, hopefully they'll include a optical drive.

Snee
02-06-2011, 10:44 AM
If mid- or highend range, I'd go for whatever offers the best performance for the price, possibly exempting Packard Bell.

For lowend/budget, I'd be a lot more careful. I think that's where Packard Bell and Acer, to name two examples, are cutting the most corners.

For pre-built computers, my previous experience has been something along these lines: Shuttle - great, HP/Compaq -good, Dell -good, Lenovo/IBM - good, Apple - ok, Asus - both good and shit, Acer - shit, Packard Bell - incredibly shit. And all of them are still beat by what I built myself from parts. No matter the brand, a laptop is more likely to fail, doubly so if it's a netbook, though.

megabyteme
02-06-2011, 12:36 PM
I would get a netbook but there's no optical drive and they're too small. Up untill a couple of week ago I was seriously looking at the Macbook Air if I ever had to pick one but even they don't have a optical drive or a RJ45 socket.

A friend suggested the UX30 but after reading a review ( http://www.cnet.com.au/asus-ux30-339298634.htm ) I might look into a revision of it, hopefully they'll include a optical drive.

$2000 for a laptop (list price) puts that one quite a bit outside of my comfort zone. I've been using my upgraded EEE 901 (RAM and SSD) daily for the past 2+ years, but I've owned it a bit longer. I have it set up to control my much faster basement-dwelling pc via remote desktop. The only complaint I have with it is frequent stumbling while watching videos. For browsing, writing papers, torrents, and lite picture editing (photoshop doesn't like remote desktop, so I use Snagit editor) this setup works great. Screen size is too small to play anything but the most basic of games.

We originally purchased it to take on a trip with us and found its portability to be wonderful. It is FAR better to dump vacation pics onto, and preview on the "massive" 8 inch screen than on the camera's. Microsoft's maps and a GPS puck saved us a lot of frustration on that trip, as well. The SSD in this has been great for reliability and peace of mind when it gets tossed into a backpack for class.

I download most everything, so the optical drive hasn't been much of an issue for me. I did purchase an external drive, and have used that for a couple installations. By using RD, I have everything on the PC, so if I did need to burn a disk, it wouldn't be on the netbook anyway. A 16GB thumb drive can be had for about $25-30. That would give you 3 DVDs worth of space.

All said, I have loved my netbook. It was cheap, is tough, wonderfully portable, and I've found work-arounds for its lack of brute strength.

Something Else
02-06-2011, 12:46 PM
I just got back in from driving to scotland in my slippers for no particular reason.
The luls hit me on the way back when I realised I should have done an Alan Partridge and eaten loads of toblerones.

:glag:

That's genious mate.

Proper Bo
02-06-2011, 06:24 PM
It passed some thyme, like.
I went outside for a tab in the middle of having dinner, saw the car, had my keys in my pocket and thought fuck it, why not?
I didn't plan on going to scotland, like, but I ended up on the A1 and only had two choices, north or south.

Something Else
02-06-2011, 07:42 PM
You'll be committing traffic cone theft next if you're not careful. :no: It's a serious matter.

Drive to mine next time for a doobie, brother.

Proper Bo
02-07-2011, 12:23 AM
Don't ewe live like a brazillion miles away?

Something Else
02-07-2011, 01:38 AM
Not anymore, lyke.

Proper Bo
02-07-2011, 02:18 AM
looks like six and two threes to me, like

Something Else
02-07-2011, 02:58 AM
What's all this super bowl nonsense about. Some kind of new haircut. Have they finally moved on from the mullet.

Proper Bo
02-07-2011, 03:05 AM
It's no Even Steven with a Temp Taper Fade in the back tho', is it?

tesco
02-07-2011, 03:11 AM
It's no Even Steven with a Temp Taper Fade in the back tho', is it?
memories. :lol:

Proper Bo
02-07-2011, 03:20 AM
Busy was orsum.
He put out green towels for his main woman.

tesco
02-07-2011, 03:34 AM
:lol:
Remember teh fst pedophile? :fear:

Proper Bo
02-07-2011, 03:37 AM
which one?:unsure:

iLOVENZB
02-07-2011, 08:06 AM
I would get a netbook but there's no optical drive and they're too small. Up untill a couple of week ago I was seriously looking at the Macbook Air if I ever had to pick one but even they don't have a optical drive or a RJ45 socket.

A friend suggested the UX30 but after reading a review ( http://www.cnet.com.au/asus-ux30-339298634.htm ) I might look into a revision of it, hopefully they'll include a optical drive.

$2000 for a laptop (list price) puts that one quite a bit outside of my comfort zone. I've been using my upgraded EEE 901 (RAM and SSD) daily for the past 2+ years, but I've owned it a bit longer. I have it set up to control my much faster basement-dwelling pc via remote desktop. The only complaint I have with it is frequent stumbling while watching videos. For browsing, writing papers, torrents, and lite picture editing (photoshop doesn't like remote desktop, so I use Snagit editor) this setup works great. Screen size is too small to play anything but the most basic of games.

We originally purchased it to take on a trip with us and found its portability to be wonderful. It is FAR better to dump vacation pics onto, and preview on the "massive" 8 inch screen than on the camera's. Microsoft's maps and a GPS puck saved us a lot of frustration on that trip, as well. The SSD in this has been great for reliability and peace of mind when it gets tossed into a backpack for class.

I download most everything, so the optical drive hasn't been much of an issue for me. I did purchase an external drive, and have used that for a couple installations. By using RD, I have everything on the PC, so if I did need to burn a disk, it wouldn't be on the netbook anyway. A 16GB thumb drive can be had for about $25-30. That would give you 3 DVDs worth of space.

All said, I have loved my netbook. It was cheap, is tough, wonderfully portable, and I've found work-arounds for its lack of brute strength.

At the moment, I wouldn't spend over $1000 on a laptop. If I was to get another netbook I would mod the shit out of it but my fingers are too big. My flatmates and I attempted to take apart a MSI Wind last year and had to get a flat mates kid to take the bastard apart.

A possible reason for "choppy" video is a codec issue. What codec was the video of your videos? I would seriously look at getting CoreAVC if it's x264/h264. Did wonders on the Lenovo netbook.

Now I come to think of it I probably won't have a need for a optical drive considering I have a computer usually on. I have too many HDD's to manage manually and not enough to get a server rack.

It's on them annoying occasions when I go to a friends place and they offer to lend my a disc to rip does it really do my head in. This could probably be avoided if I lug around a external burner, but that defeats the purpose of laptops - portability.

Why the fuck doesn't the Macbook Air not even have a RJ-45 socket without an adapter?

iLOVENZB
02-07-2011, 08:07 AM
If mid- or highend range, I'd go for whatever offers the best performance for the price, possibly exempting Packard Bell.

For lowend/budget, I'd be a lot more careful. I think that's where Packard Bell and Acer, to name two examples, are cutting the most corners.

For pre-built computers, my previous experience has been something along these lines: Shuttle - great, HP/Compaq -good, Dell -good, Lenovo/IBM - good, Apple - ok, Asus - both good and shit, Acer - shit, Packard Bell - incredibly shit. And all of them are still beat by what I built myself from parts. No matter the brand, a laptop is more likely to fail, doubly so if it's a netbook, though.

The trouble in these parts of the world is that buying parts and installing, not even including labor, costs more than to buy a "off the shelf" pc. To be fair I'm not in a city CBD and if I wanted dirt cheap parts and shit service I would of went to my closest MSY store (http://msy.com.au) which is about 2 hours away.

Mr. Mulder
02-07-2011, 08:24 AM
/wurksup, is there any merkin dad, family guy, robot chicken, cleveland and/or bob's burgers today plz? and if not then WHY THE FUCK NOT!!1 :eyebrows:

Mr. Mulder
02-07-2011, 08:32 AM
im off to see these mofos tonight :01:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFoRoqLY8C8

Mr. Mulder
02-07-2011, 08:59 AM
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bijoy
02-07-2011, 09:39 AM
66305
this one is awesome!!

iLOVENZB
02-07-2011, 09:50 AM
Muldy, What the fuck is Bob's Burger? Did Spongebob end up getting his promotion? :unsure:

iLOVENZB
02-07-2011, 09:52 AM
When the fuck is Community Season 2 coming to DVD?

iLOVENZB
02-07-2011, 10:04 AM
I thought this was a joke till I looked at IMDb


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy2nAOdBUlw

Snee
02-07-2011, 10:10 PM
Looking at the context, this (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/278411-Count-With-Images-Game?p=3556739&viewfull=1#post3556739) is a little bit funny.

Snee
02-07-2011, 10:45 PM
Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab-flavoured’ sticks.