Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

Anyway, I'm eating salt and vinegar crisps and drinking milk.

Also, my mum told me today that the eight year old ginger kid next door lured another younger, non-ginger kid into his makeshift hut and stuck his finger up his arse. The cops got involved.

It's a crazy, mixed up world, kids.


pics?

89756 89757

[Artemis]

And today's winner of the 'I have no fucking clue why I did that' award goes to florida, for his spectacularly random and not even slightly funny contribution.

Hope you have better luck when the surgery heals....

[mjmacky]

And today's winner of the 'I have no fucking clue why I did that' award goes to florida, for his spectacularly random and not even slightly funny contribution.

Hope you have better luck when the surgery heals....

Has to be J-dye, look for threads asking about books or polynomial equations to confirm

[Artemis]

Should we all get in a line and wave goodbye this time ?


*edit, oops too late another one bites the dust.

[Skiz]

I wonder if chalice is staying dry. :unsure:

[Skiz]

Apparently Artemis won the internets as well.

[chalice]

I wonder if chalice is staying dry. :unsure:

It's Friday. So that'll be a no.

[Skiz]

:drummer:

[Skiz]

So you've been dodging the weather then?

I'll be boozing it up as well. After all, it is Austin Beer Week.

[Something Else]

Why would you dodge the weather.

[Artemis]

Why would you dodge the weather.

You live in England and you have to ask that ? :blink:

[chalice]

Hoi Bo, you cunt.

Wot's the story, morning glory hole?

[chalice]

If I don't get the fucking low down, Brown on the Betty Booping scoop then I just have to make up my own Peabody probabilities to the max.

[Something Else]

Why would you dodge the weather.

You live in England and you have to ask that ? :blink:

Yes.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w&feature=player_embedded

[Proper Bo]

Hoi Bo, you cunt.

Wot's the story, morning glory hole?


If I don't get the fucking low down, Brown on the Betty Booping scoop then I just have to make up my own Peabody probabilities to the max.

Nowt much, rly.

[chalice]

If I don't get the fucking low down, Brown on the Betty Booping scoop then I just have to make up my own Peabody probabilities to the max.

Nowt much, rly.

You lying fucker.

You went to the park and poisoned the pigeons, then you did a skag deal with some skinhead geezer on the bus on the way home. You tried to join the army but got failed cos of your blood being fucking toxic and stuff.

You tried to start a new art wave with your 'audio graffiti' technique, which basically involves you standing in a doorway calling people cunts for ten minutes then legging it. The students liked it, but the real people found you pretentious. You went on to amass about 350 thousand squids in ready money, but you stuck it up your arm like the true fucking gazza you are.

You make me sick.

[Proper Bo]

If only that was true:no:

I particularly liked the standing in a doorway calling people cunts bit:smilie4:

[chalice]

I should start a New Adventures Of Peabody thread and totally make you interesting to the max whenever I can be arsed.

[Artemis]

If only that was true:no:

I particularly liked the standing in a doorway calling people cunts bit:smilie4:

I think the 'audio graffiti' was a page from the Chalice guide to being neighborly 5th edition, complete with an illustrated guide to the proper use of a megaphone around the incontinent.

[iLOVENZB]

90361

Propaganda much? A lot of "may" and "could" in that supposed infographic.

[Artemis]

90361

Propaganda much? A lot of "may" and "could" in that supposed infographic.

'Twas just another J-Dye brainfart, they would all completely disappear if you stopped quoting the moran.

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx-LhWPRUnw&NR=1

[Proper Bo]

3-1, ewe muthas:01:

Above chelsea, innit:smilie4:

[hdonkey]

:shifty:

[Mr. Mulder]

got absolutly fuckedlast night!! cannot believe how much pain im in this morning, not even bacon can cure this :cry: at my desk but i fink i might still be drunk :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksewp, homedawgs :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

my alternator's fucked, honda want £520 for a new one (for the part only) OR I can get a new one off ebay for £90. Decisions, decisions.

[Something Else]

A Stihl one would do more damage. Fact.

[megabyteme]

If he hadn't been such a knotty sapling this year, he may have found one under his trunk at Christmas...

[Artemis]

A Stihl one would do more damage. Fact.

He would probably be better off with a wood chipper, that would solve the problem. :blink:

[chalice]

Seems the lounge has pretty much been given over to cunts of the new oeuvre. Terrible state of affairs.

If you're reading this, then that prolly much includes you. Nobody of discernible personality or singular wit.

Long established jargon and etiquette has dissolved to fuck. This place used to be funny and informative and creative.

[megabyteme]

Long established jargon and etiquette has dissolved to fuck. This place used to be funny and informative and creative.

Yous only have yourselves to blame for not posting.

:emo:

[megabyteme]

BTW, does this mean I won the Lounge? :01:

[chalice]

Long established jargon and etiquette has dissolved to fuck. This place used to be funny and informative and creative.

Yous only have yourselves to blame for not posting.

:emo:

It's not my fault for not posting that you post, innit.

[chalice]

BTW, does this mean I won the Lounge? :01:

Yeah.

Have it, mong.

[chalice]

Hoping to preempt a mind-numbing assemblage of mumblings, I'm swerving MBM's inevitable platitudes by saying that I'm sorry I opened my gob and you can all go back to internets fucking sleep now.

[Skiz]

Fifty mile bike race tomorrow. Weather is gonna be perfect. :01:

[chalice]

Fifty mile bike race tomorrow. Weather is gonna be perfect. :01:

Grow up, Samuel. Firstly, you don't have legs so stop deceiving the general pubic.

Secondly, no weather is perfect. Or all weather is perfect. So make up your fucking mind, you cunt.

Thirdly, I still haven't gotten over your recent spate of Nazism and would like to suggest that you gas yourself on a Jewish owned exhaust pipe 20 metres before the finish out of international guilt and poetic recompense or something.

[IdolEyes787]

Fifty mile bike race tomorrow. Weather is gonna be perfect. :01:

I look on the racing calendar and all I saw was

91164

[megabyteme]

Why aren't yous people allowed to drive cars, and stuff? :unsure:

[Skiz]

Fifty mile bike race tomorrow. Weather is gonna be perfect. :01:

I look on the racing calendar and all I saw was

91164

This one - http://www.tourdegruene.com/

[iLOVENZB]

Seems the lounge has pretty much been given over to cunts of the new oeuvre. Terrible state of affairs.

If you're reading this, then that prolly much includes you. Nobody of discernible personality or singular wit.

Long established jargon and etiquette has dissolved to fuck. This place used to be funny and informative and creative.

Nice to see at least we have some wit/class posting in the lounge. Sad day when I look forward to J-shit's dribble.

[Artemis]

Seems the lounge has pretty much been given over to cunts of the new oeuvre. Terrible state of affairs.

If you're reading this, then that prolly much includes you. Nobody of discernible personality or singular wit.

Long established jargon and etiquette has dissolved to fuck. This place used to be funny and informative and creative.

You could always stand in the far queue and wait for the usual suspects to begin posting again.

[IdolEyes787]

Why aren't yous people allowed to drive cars, and stuff? :unsure:

Only pickups and Cadillacs with steer horns on the grills.

[megabyteme]

Why aren't yous people allowed to drive cars, and stuff? :unsure:

Only pickups and Cadillacs with steer horns on the grills.

A cross-over vehicle...

91215

[IdolEyes787]

I look on the racing calendar and all I saw was

91164

This one - http://www.tourdegruene.com/

Cool and good luck .I guess I misread the race part.

Anyway ten bucks for pics of your bike.

[IdolEyes787]

I also don't know who I'm talking to since he's off riding.:pinch:

[IdolEyes787]

A cross-over vehicle...

91215

Actually the weirdest thing about that bike is that it's got like 278 spokes.

I think I smell something fishy here.

[mjmacky]

A cross-over vehicle...

91215

Actually the weirdest thing about that bike is that it's got like 278 spokes.

I think I smell something fishy here.

Load it up with some spinners and a Boombox, and you've got yourself a ghetto Texan pimp ride.

[iLOVENZB]

So, this is what $1,000,000 worth of enterprise class SAN storage looks like. (NOT photoshopped, btw.. It is actually that blue, and that bright.) A 100TB bucket of high speed industrial-grade whoop-ass. (Reddit) (http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/m1a93/so_this_is_what_1000000_worth_of_enterprise_class/)

:blink:

[Artemis]

anyone know where to find quick diet tips for a total train wreck ?

I know how you can lose 10 pounds of ugly fat.....

Cut off your head. :blink:

[Alien5]

That's a good sign.

[megabyteme]

anyone know where to find quick diet tips for a total train wreck ?

91323

[Something Else]

I don't get it. Some blonde tart. :mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

Lindsey Lohan.

[megabyteme]

I don't get it. Some blonde tart. :mellow:

Disney cutie who jumped to stardom in her early teens. Made a couple successful films, then became a tabloid/court room frequenter.

Happy to hear all of our garbage doesn't get exported...

[mjmacky]

Including Lohan, I find a lot of stars who are really cute during their mid teens turn out to be odd looking when they hit 20ish. It's one of the reasons I jokingly label myself a pedophile.

I don't know if it's just me, but Emma Watson seems to be turning out quite alright. Since I had a chance to sort of grow up with Natalie Portman, no other actress has held a candle to that transition to womanhood. Where the fuck am I taking this thought?

[IdolEyes787]

I still waiting to hear from skiz how he did at the bike race and my offer of ten bucks for a picture of his bike still stands.

[manker]

mulder is still exactly the same <3

hi, chaps.

[Something Else]

Holla old bean. He hasn't grown either.

[manker]

oh. i meant to quote the post i was referring to. it was the one about bacon and being drunk in work on the last page.

chalice and his interloper post was also lubricated my chortle gland. i heard somewhere that he's funny now.

[Something Else]

I presumed that was the case. All his posts are a bit like that. :smilie4: I only just got here, i'm catching up on this thread, because most of the others are wank.

I see AllenS must have popped in too. Wahey.

[manker]

Holla old bean. He hasn't grown either.alright, ben.

i've always thought that his cunning linguism makes up for his lack of inches

[manker]

yeah

nothing really caught my eye. did squeamous ever get her tits out? just wondering.

[Something Else]

I think barbs had to sort it in the end. He's great at that. Coincidence. I think knot.

Chavis sounded a wee bit cheesed-off, or was that just me reading him wrong. :unsure:

[Something Else]

I cut down trees and stuff now. It's orsum.

Check your Permed Massage box, or do something el..... oh wait.

[manker]

Chavis sounded a wee bit cheesed-off, or was that just me reading him wrong. :unsure:i think it's a general malaise that comes with living in your mam's basement in the twilight of one's life.

how are things with you? still with the delectable mrs. ben, i trust.

[Something Else]

Indeed I am. She's wasting my bandwidth on iPlayer nearby. I go about in a truck full of logs and chainsaw stuffs mostly. Also been playing basketball all summer. Knot bad at all.

[Something Else]

Are you still accounting with the sheep.

[Something Else]

how are things with you? still with the delectable mrs. ben, i trust.

She's some kind of professor, or master or something else now. :unsure:

[manker]

I go about in a truck full of logs and chainsaw stuffs mostly. Also been playing basketball all summer. Knot bad at all.this doesn't sound like you at all.
i had previously assumed you'd found a laptop and spent your days sitting outside of starbucks, using their wireless connection to talk to functioning members of society.

trucks full of logs sounds fantastic though, nice one.

[manker]

not sure about the basketball though - and this sub/dom/rp stuff is better kept between you and your good lady, shirley.

[Something Else]

Basketball is win. Especially when i'm not getting pwnt by 6'6'' 15 year olds. Which is not very often to be honest.

This Submissive Domination Rumpy Pumpy sounds intriguing. :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

I still waiting to hear from skiz how he did at the bike race and my offer of ten bucks for a picture of his bike still stands.

It's a 2010 Specialized Allez Triple. Not much in the way of additions. Some LEDs up front and back for night rides. These pedals. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003P10TAC/ref=wms_ohs_product) These shoes. (http://www.specialized.com/us/en/bc/SBCEqProduct.jsp?spid=64214) It's been a superb bike thus far, though I'd like to transition to 100% carbon fiber one of these days. I need to get at least another year out of this bike before I'll do that tho'.


91331

[iLOVENZB]

Including Lohan, I find a lot of stars who are really cute during their mid teens turn out to be odd looking when they hit 20ish. It's one of the reasons I jokingly label myself a pedophile.

I don't know if it's just me, but Emma Watson seems to be turning out quite alright. Since I had a chance to sort of grow up with Natalie Portman, no other actress has held a candle to that transition to womanhood. Where the fuck am I taking this thought?

Emma Watson hasn't gone down the road of other stars who got fame too fast. I think that's the reason she still looks aiight.

I grew up with her (as in generation of films) and was surprised I didn't see a baby pop out of her when she was 15.

Lohan is just a lost cause.

[Skiz]

Oh yeah, the ride went well. Great scenery, great weather. After the sun was up for an hour or so, I think we all thawed out and enjoyed it. Finished 49.2 miles in just under 4 hours.

[Skiz]

mulder is still exactly the same <3

hi, chaps.

I know, and it's great. Barbs says the only reason he still stops in is to read "Mulders blog".

[Alien5]

Oh yeah, the ride went well. Great scenery, great weather. After the sun was up for an hour or so, I think we all thawed out and enjoyed it. Finished 49.2 miles in just under 4 hours.


That just under one mile an hour. :blink:

[iLOVENZB]

mulder is still exactly the same <3

hi, chaps.

I know, and it's great. Barbs says the only reason he still stops in is to read "Mulders blog".

Been a while since he posted one :\

[mjmacky]

Oh yeah, the ride went well. Great scenery, great weather. After the sun was up for an hour or so, I think we all thawed out and enjoyed it. Finished 49.2 miles in just under 4 hours.


That just under one mile an hour. :blink:

You will be my new tax attorney

But not my general accountant, I just need to blame give credit to someone else when I'm audited for an erroneous AGI.

[Skiz]

Oh yeah, the ride went well. Great scenery, great weather. After the sun was up for an hour or so, I think we all thawed out and enjoyed it. Finished 49.2 miles in just under 4 hours.


That just under one mile an hour. :blink:

FFS Allen, how did you come up with that?

Distance/hours gives me something around 12 MPH. That's a bit slow for me, but I was draggin ass the last 6-8 miles though.

[Alien5]

I knew that, well done anyway, I did a 60 mile bike ride in about 6 hours stoping a lot.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksewp :kiss:

[manker]

wut ^

hai, mister mulder

[mjmacky]

wut ^

Guessing since you've been away awhile, you've not been accustomed to posts by the former J-Dye. He creates an account every day making non-sensical posts, even to chavis standards. He always keeps the name simple, and almost always has some random avatar. Some of his "likes" include math, java, two period interludes and Dummies Guides. He'll make anywhere between a few to a dozen posts, and is usually banned (and posts removed) before the day is up. Later on, the arrow you drew will just point to Mulder's post, though personally I think it'll be more contextually accurate.

If this is already known to you, then fuck.

[manker]

wut ^

Guessing since you've been away awhile, you've not been accustomed to posts by the former J-Dye. He creates an account every day making non-sensical posts, even to chavis standards. He always keeps the name simple, and almost always has some random avatar. Some of his "likes" include math, java, two period interludes and Dummies Guides. He'll make anywhere between a few to a dozen posts, and is usually banned (and posts removed) before the day is up. Later on, the arrow you drew will just point to Mulder's post, though personally I think it'll be more contextually accurate.

If this is already known to you, then fuck.it wasn't already known to me but i may well take you up on the offer later, smexpants.
thanks for the update.

i particularly liked the way he edited his nonsense, implying it made even less sense before he did that.
bravo, that chap.

[IdolEyes787]

Oh yeah, the ride went well. Great scenery, great weather. After the sun was up for an hour or so, I think we all thawed out and enjoyed it. Finished 49.2 miles in just under 4 hours.

Specialized makes some nice bikes.I would suggest though that unless you are doing/planning some doing some full-on loaded down with panniers touring, to forgo the triple if you ever upgrade.

Most bikes now having a ten speed cassette and with a 39 tooth inner ring on the front you could achieve almost the same thing(extremely low bailout gearing) running a 12-28 and by ridding yourself of the long cage rear derailleur tighten up your shifting and reduce wear quite a bit.

As for concerns about speed as with any exercise the real accomplishment isn't how fast ,how far ,how much , but simply that you did it.:)

Anyway I always liked this Prefontaine quote "The real reason to run a race is not to win the race but to test the limits of the human heart". One of the reasons that we tend to be more enamoured with underdogs than favourites.

[Mr. Mulder]

wut ^

hai, mister mulder

OH.EM.GEE no wai! :o

[manker]

wut ^

hai, mister mulder

OH.EM.GEE no wai! :ogood day to you, sexface.

how's stuff - still telling the internets what's good on telly and giving it hard with your magnificent man cawk to filthy hooers, i trust.

[thebazzla]

my goodness how the hell are u mr manker......

[Proper Bo]

afternoonsup, jizzcocks

[manker]

my goodness how the hell are u mr manker......yeah i'm alrite, like. how's jonno?

[manker]

bosup :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

You still owe me a turkey t-shirt, true story.

[thebazzla]

welcome back manker, whats it been 2 years or more since you posted anyways glad to see the top poster back.

[manker]

didn't i send it to you.
or it might have been The. i always get you two mixed up.

[manker]

welcome back manker, whats it been 2 years or more since you posted anyways glad to see the top poster back.yeah it's been a while, beaut. allenS harshed me off and it's taken this long to regain my composure.

seems quieter that i remember :dabs:

[manker]

*than

[manker]

don't think i'm top poster anymore, btw.
but at this rate it won't take me all that long to arrive at the apex of the posting pyramid.

[manker]

as long as other people post too, like.

soliloquies do not rawk.

[thebazzla]

welcome back manker, whats it been 2 years or more since you posted anyways glad to see the top poster back.yeah it's been a while, beaut. allenS harshed me off and it's taken this long to regain my composure.

seems quieter that i remember :dabs:well yes it is quieter jp and ben are seen now and again i have retired from work so i have other things to do....

[thebazzla]

+ when they alter the board i think well its not there as i can see you was the top poster. but that pikey mulder was coming a close second to you....

[mjmacky]

soliloquies do not rawk.

I thrust upon thee my sharpest nay; the opposing voices fore and aft clash at my highest core and a resounding song spills out. Have we not all a tune to distract thee from thine own wave of sorties? I urge you to not fucking dodge my nay.

[manker]

yeah it's been a while, beaut. allenS harshed me off and it's taken this long to regain my composure.

seems quieter that i remember :dabs:well yes it is quieter jp and ben are seen now and again i have retired from work so i have other things to do....


+ when they alter the board i think well its not there as i can see you was the top poster. but that pikey mulder was coming a close second to you....there was a link posted by a texan earlier in this fred which showed the top posters. i was behind some towerblocks guy by not less than 4000 posts.
i suppose he is some kind of nzb aficionado.

in other news; i talked to ben last night, which was nice, but i have yet to see evidence of jp. i imagine he is busy buying another clio or something else.

[manker]

soliloquies do not rawk.

I thrust upon thee my sharpest nay; the opposing voices fore and aft clash at my highest core and a resounding song spills out. Have we not all a tune to distract thee from thine own wave of sorties? I urge you to not fucking dodge my nay.i stand corrected :D

i also like the wordplay in your title there, is it original? it's new to me.
in related news; i've no idea why my title is effendi and i've similarly forgotten wtf the apple cunteater thing refers to in my sig :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

old geezer's cunt apple, obviousment.
no eye deer about the anteater tho'

[manker]

old geezer's cunt apple :blink:

btw, i'm reading about your sexual shenanigans after you moved back oop norf and mulder's bad experience with lesbionic flatmates.
half-way through this fred ftw

[Proper Bo]

there's a plot-twist later on, like.

[manker]

there's a plot-twist later on, like.from what i've read so far, either you get back with her or you move to NI and chalice adopts you.

i'm hoping for the latter, obviousement.

[Alien5]

welcome back manker, whats it been 2 years or more since you posted anyways glad to see the top poster back.yeah it's been a while, beaut. allenS harshed me off and it's taken this long to regain my composure.

seems quieter that i remember :dabs:

:console: sowey

[Something Else]

Evening cunt-apples. A hard day of chainsawing stuffs, only to come home to the neighbour blaring out RnB. The thing I hate most. :dabs:

[manker]

oh, that's right. quote the only post i've made since the second coming which contained a typo.

fecking harshest of the serial harshists, you are, allen :no:

[manker]

Evening cunt-apples. A hard day of chainsawing stuffs, only to come home to the neighbour blaring out RnB. The thing I hate most. :dabs:salutations, gentle ben.

it seems to me that the solution to your quandary lies partially within the first half of your second sentence.
put on an ice-hockey gk mask, rev up the chainsaw, then pop around and politely ask them to desist with the ear-offending bilge.

[Something Else]

I'd love to, but i'm a hippie. I just played some loudish Reggae and smoked a doob instead. :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Evening cunt-apples. A hard day of chainsawing stuffs, only to come home to the neighbour blaring out RnB. The thing I hate most. :dabs:salutations, gentle ben.

it seems to me that the solution to your quandary lies partially within the first half of your second sentence.
put on an ice-hockey gk mask, rev up the chainsaw, then pop around and politely ask them to desist with the ear-offending bilge.

I think the poncho might negate any of the scariness added by the mask.

(hippies wear ponchos, right?)

[Something Else]

Mexican ones do.

[Something Else]

or Peruvian ones, or something else.

[Something Else]

FFS. I haven't watched Dexter yet. ttfn.

[thebazzla]

Evening cunt-apples. A hard day of chainsawing stuffs, only to come home to the neighbour blaring out RnB. The thing I hate most. :dabs:i thought you had to be of sane mind to handle a chainsaw.:) or are you practicing to be the new dexter...:happy:

[Something Else]

When handling one at the same time as climbing a tree, sanity is optional.

[thebazzla]

When handling one at the same time as climbing a tree, sanity is optional.you mean you have to climb the tree i thought the whole idea was to to cut it down not climb up it..

[Something Else]

No. I'm mostly saving them. They only get cut down for good reason or rich people.

A lot of the work involves reducing the crown by a percentage in to a nice shape, leaving nice cuts, and a happy tree.

[thebazzla]

No. I'm mostly saving them. They only get cut down for good reason or rich people.

A lot of the work involves reducing the crown by a percentage in to a nice shape, leaving nice cuts, and a happy tree.ah that's nice + if all the trees where cut down your chainsaw would be redundant:Dand have you watched Dexter yet

[Something Else]

True. I tried to watch Dexter, realised i'd missed last week's episode. Just finished downloading that at 100k/sec on my 50mb connection. :fist:

Gonna watch that now.

[thebazzla]

:D you don't happen to be with virgin media by any chance.....

[Something Else]

:slap:

[thebazzla]

well that's all from me tonight ben. have fun watching your dexter off for some supper, and a bit of Alex Polizzi at nine.....

[Alien5]

I miss that old cunt apple geezer. :(

[Mr. Mulder]

Never have a massive lunch then go straight from work to the gym then drink a massive energy drink then sit on a bus for an hour and get stuck in traffic with no toilet in sight. Feels like I'm gonna triple my self :(

[Alien5]

Why didn't you just have a piss on the bus? I can imagine you pissing on a really fit students shoe from the cheek republik then she toetully sucks you off on the back seat and that.

If there is no possible way or place to pee, or you start to feel pain near your bladder, the smartest thing to do it to roll up a towel and wet yourself, this may be difficult if you are wearing a skirt, if you are try to put a towel between your legs.

:o

[manker]

^ but not a green towel, you gotta keep those for your bitch.

cbf to make separate post but, seriousement, i just read that murses thread. it was about man-bags, disabled children and egos. ffs. it was also interspersed with some of the weakest grammar pedantry i've ever seen.
chalice did make it bearable for about 10 seconds before he got all mushy.

could someone please direct me to a thread filled with win and awesomeness :dabs:

[Alien5]

Dale Farm pikey eviction

I have the horn

Any one of Mildred's Fred's

[mjmacky]

cbf to make separate post but, seriousement, i just read that murses thread. it was about man-bags, disabled children and egos. ffs. it was also interspersed with some of the weakest grammar pedantry i've ever seen.
chalice did make it bearable for about 10 seconds before he got all mushy.

could someone please direct me to a thread filled with win and awesomeness :dabs:

My ego is what gets on most's nerfs, it'll be about half hour's height before you realize squishy squishy. Equating ego with nonsense is the only way to make since of it all, sense I make no cents... that's poor wordplay you see.

Can't recommend an entire thread, but my favorite title on the first page of lounge threads is "am good boy look for internet booster", since we can all appreciate a story of a good boy look for internet booster.

[mjmacky]

i also like the wordplay in your title there, is it original?

Much like me, totally unoriginal and unholy awful when explained. Abbreviate analytical chemist, I'm an analytical chemist.
I guess my schtick is to make you feel pixie and then longsuffering disappointment.

[Alien5]

what the fuck are you prattling on about?

[NotLettingItGo]

He's gradually turning into J-Dye.

[megabyteme]

Long hours surrounded by volatile chemicals, what do you expect? :idunno:

[mjmacky]

Long hours surrounded by volatile chemicals, what do you expect? :idunno:

It's not always what you imagine, I haven't slept for 36 hours, and I had a full day's worth of manual labor setting up a Quadrupole-Time of Flight Tandem Mass Spectrometer. Involved bits of heavy lifting, rolling around on a dirty lab floor with wrenches and screwdrivers. Some more blah blah and I did manage to answer a question though, so what's with the lossless FLAC coming my way?

[Alien5]

Is there a fine line between genius and insanity?

After 36 hours of work? Is that without any sleep? How do you keep awake for so long?

[mjmacky]

Is there a fine line between genius and insanity?

After 36 hours of work? Is that without any sleep? How do you keep awake for so long?

Years of sleep apnea have pitted me against the schedule of human civilization. I experience 5 "days" in a 7 day week (wherein I operate on a 32 hour cycle as opposed to the rest's 24 hour cycle).

I'm only stretching it out a little, I've gone 48 hours before, that's when shit gets real weird.

[Artemis]

Is there a fine line between genius and insanity?

After 36 hours of work? Is that without any sleep? How do you keep awake for so long?

Years of sleep apnea have pitted me against the schedule of human civilization. I experience 5 "days" in a 7 day week (wherein I operate on a 32 hour cycle as opposed to the rest's 24 hour cycle).

I'm only stretching it out a little, I've gone 48 hours before, that's when shit gets real weird.


You do know that poor sleep patterns only exacerbate mental illness ? :blink:

[mjmacky]

You do know that poor sleep patterns only exacerbate mental illness ? :blink:

I'm at peace with my mental illness. Please take a 1 hour break, I'm trying to sleep, but if you keep updating threads I'll be detained even longer.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup my little worker bees :mushy: ....just sent our fit receptionist an email telling her i'd quite like to take her into the disableds and smash her back doors in. We'll see what she has to say about that... :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

ffs its well annoying when you add a new album into itunes wot you've stolen and it refuses to find the cover art and splits it into two different albums. what a pile of cunt slop

[iLOVENZB]

People use iTunes for anything other than sync yer cracked IPA's? :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't know what ipa means :(

i use it to put music on my phone, moviefilms too :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

IPA is like the extension of all iOS apps. Have you never looked in the iTunes store? :huh:

[manker]

cbf to make separate post but, seriousement, i just read that murses thread. it was about man-bags, disabled children and egos. ffs. it was also interspersed with some of the weakest grammar pedantry i've ever seen.
chalice did make it bearable for about 10 seconds before he got all mushy.

could someone please direct me to a thread filled with win and awesomeness :dabs:

My ego is what gets on most's nerfs, it'll be about half hour's height before you realize squishy squishy. Equating ego with nonsense is the only way to make since of it all, sense I make no cents... that's poor wordplay you see.

Can't recommend an entire thread, but my favorite title on the first page of lounge threads is "am good boy look for internet booster", since we can all appreciate a story of a good boy look for internet booster.the first half of your post was utter pish; the second borderline genious.

ok, i like you a lot. we can attempt the formulation of some internet babies or you can tell me which pneubs i should be hating the fuck out of. i've no time to research the matter.

[manker]

oh and hai2u, internets :smilie4:

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also, thanks, allen, for attempting to direct me to some good threads. i obviously won't be checking them out because it's clearly some kind of evil plot to hound me off.

[Barbarossa]

:coffee: What did I miss?

[mjmacky]

i don't know what ipa means :(

IPA should only mean India Pale Ale, and nothing else of note.

[mjmacky]

we can attempt the formulation of some internet babies or you can tell me which pneubs i should be hating the fuck out of. i've no time to research the matter.

Maybe first examine your position on syphilis, but as for the other option, hopefully a trail of breadcrumbs or dandruff can mark the path. We like to nip at the heels of the establishment and issue death threats to the animatedly challenged.

[manker]

we can attempt the formulation of some internet babies or you can tell me which pneubs i should be hating the fuck out of. i've no time to research the matter.

Maybe first examine your position on syphilis, but as for the other option, hopefully a trail of breadcrumbs or dandruff can mark the path. We like to nip at the heels of the establishment and issue death threats to the animatedly challenged.oh, right. well, that clears that up. thanking you.

[manker]

:blink:

[chalice]

:blink:

I think he was calling you a cunt, mate.

The periodical son returns. We haven't changed your room since your departure. Your wank sock is just where you left it. We've been polishing chrome bins at nightly vigils and everything.

Say you'll never leave again. I don't think Allen's feeble constitution could stand being abandoned twice. He only ever posts when you're here. He's like a spastic Scrappy Doo only stupider and with more fleas.

[manker]

:coffee: What did I miss?the bonhomie of a testosterone-charged changing room immediately subsequent to a narrow cup victory, the particular air of insouciance only experienced the next day at school by one who has lost his virginity prior to the age of sixteen, an ocular moistening epiphanous moment when your father says 'well done' and you can tell he means it this time, the wide eyed look of fear riven with excitement when a fair maiden examines your mulder-esque appendage for the first time and wonders how in a holy hail of shrapnel it will fit inside her lady garden ... and my underwhelming return to your internets.

hai, barbie :wave:

[manker]

:blink:

I think he was calling you a cunt, mate.

The periodical son returns. We haven't changed your room since your departure. Your wank sock is just where you left it. We've been polishing chrome bins at nightly vigils and everything.

Say you'll never leave again. I don't think Allen's feeble constitution could stand being abandoned twice. He only ever posts when you're here. He's like a spastic Scrappy Doo only stupider and with more fleas.:lol: :earl:

i am glad to read you, live, as it were, chalice. hope you and yours are well.

catching up on this thread has been almost been chore thus far but around 17% of your posts have been like little islets of teenage vagina in a sea of unending badly wrapped kebabs. the other 83% were wizard sleeve-esque, obviousement.
the heady mix is like opium.

[chalice]

17% is generous as fuck, but a vagina is a vagina is a vagina.

Except of course when it's a cunt.

Now all we need are JP and Snee. We can lock the doors and have a full on non-tactile orgy like the good ole day(s).

[manker]

indeed.
where is that generously proportioned, northern dwelling, offspring mass-producing, dyed in the wool harshist bar-steward. i've not seen hide nor hair of him.

and jp appears to be missing too.

[manker]

but a vagina is a vagina is a vagina.only if your penoir is utilised as a blunt instrument rather than a precision tool :smilie4:

[chalice]

JP's guise as warrior poet takes him far and wide, but he pops back sporadically to give progress reports and colourful criticism on sectarian puntsphere clubs.

[manker]

warrior poetoxymoron :dry:

you can't catch me that easily. we all know poets are wee fellas who have a peculiar penchant for priapean posterior penetration.

[chalice]

warrior poetoxymoron :dry:

you can't catch me that easily. we all know poets are wee fellas who have a peculiar penchant for priapean posterior penetration.

And they're ginger. Don't forget ginger. They've been trying to talk their way out of it for years. The sneaky cunts.

They try to blind you with flashbulb badinage and squirrel their sins under a hat of jive-ass turkey talk.

[manker]

if someone could only show me a ginger synonym starting with p, i'd never make that mistake again.

thinking about it, i'm pretty sure serial poet cheese was ginger. there's a pic of him somewhere looking more like steve davis than steve davis ever did.



edit: i've met cheese 3 or 4 times and i can't say for certain what colour his hair is :blink:

[chalice]

I was referring to Cheese, innit. I was attempting to goad him out of retirement with a cryptic ruse.

He's all shackled up on Walton's mountain and finds little time for fancypants words since the incident with the rabid raccoon a brace of winters back.

[Mr. Mulder]

wagwan, cunts. :smilie4:

the asian burd serving in costa just now was utterly, utterly filthy. if secks could look like a person, it would be her boobs. im wearing a fitted jumper today and was flexing pretty hard but some how she seemed to resist?? I think we'll put it down to the language barrier :eyebrows:

[mjmacky]

wagwan, cunts. :smilie4:

the asian burd serving in costa just now was utterly, utterly filthy. if secks could look like a person, it would be her boobs. im wearing a fitted jumper today and was flexing pretty hard but some how she seemed to resist?? I think we'll put it down to the language barrier :eyebrows:

Maybe you shouldn't say arigato to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.

[anigav]

So who is the winner?

[dreamgirl]

^^ Not you ;)

[Something Else]

So who is the winner?

I hope you trip over, and land on a bag full of dicks.

[manker]

Falling onto a bag full of penii would, probably, be alright, like.
They'd obviously be flaccid, so would aid considerably in the breaking of one's fall.

All things considered, there are much worse things one could land on once having tripped.
Imagine falling onto a manifold of murses, you'd not only destroy their contents, but their insubstantial nature would do little to alleviate your discomfort - and you'd have the ire of several tiny metrosexual 'merkins to contend with.
Horrific.

[richasis]

Last one to post wins the internets

Heh ... Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.

[Artemis]

Last one to post wins the internets

Heh ... Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.

How the fuck do you stutter while typing ?

[mjmacky]

Last one to post wins the internets

Heh ... Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.

How the fuck do you stutter while typing ?

I think he's trying to quote Bush, but was so awestruck in the original's oratory brilliance that he started to fall apart on the keyboard. Either that or replicated it precisely.

[Proper Bo]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15668207.stm
Fuck you Mike Ashley, fuck you. :mellow:

[anigav]

So who is the winner?

I hope you trip over, and land on a bag full of dicks.

and one of the dick would be yours :D

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt7dK62QdLM

91626

:sick:

[richasis]

How the fuck do you stutter while typing ?

I think he's trying to quote Bush, but was so awestruck in the original's oratory brilliance that he started to fall apart on the keyboard. Either that or replicated it precisely.

Indeed, the later. In fact, the allusion was inspired by yet another Bushism - expressed in the thread title - "internets".

[Mr. Mulder]

Ahoisup, foul bum demons :mushy:

its my friday today cos ive got a three day weekend FTW :smilie4:

91647 91649

91648

91650 91651

[jdgmentbawl]

hi forum .. drool day

[Cobass]

91652

It's Clint's birthday.

[manker]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15668207.stm
Fuck you Mike Ashley, fuck you. :mellow:That'll teach you for having such a good start to the season.

Mike Ashley; dark lord of irony.

[Mr. Mulder]

salad and diet coke for lunch :ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

why the new episodes of Misfits fucking rawk!!!!!!

91710

[Proper Bo]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15668207.stm
Fuck you Mike Ashley, fuck you. :mellow:That'll teach you for having such a good start to the season.

Mike Ashley; dark lord of irony.

We'll probably get a pasting off man city, man utd and then chelsea and all the "ashley out" protests will be back very quickly.

[manker]

why the new episodes of Misfits fucking rawk!!!!!!

91710I've never heard of Misfits, but your argument is persuasive.
Is there anyway you can use your nerd skillz to slow that gif down. I think I see a bit of back lippage there :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

why the new episodes of Misfits fucking rawk!!!!!!

91710I've never heard of Misfits, but your argument is persuasive.
Is there anyway you can use your nerd skillz to slow that gif down. I think I see a bit of back lippage there :smilie4:

91711

[manker]

That'll teach you for having such a good start to the season.

Mike Ashley; dark lord of irony.

We'll probably get a pasting off man city, man utd and then chelsea and all the "ashley out" protests will be back very quickly.I'd be shocked if they're not back at your next home game. It seemed to me that the recent run of good results was almost an irritant which got in the way of the fans hating the fuck out of him.

[Proper Bo]

photieshop breaks it down into frames, innit

[manker]

I've never heard of Misfits, but your argument is persuasive.
Is there anyway you can use your nerd skillz to slow that gif down. I think I see a bit of back lippage there :smilie4:

91711sweet :happy:

[Proper Bo]

We'll probably get a pasting off man city, man utd and then chelsea and all the "ashley out" protests will be back very quickly.I'd be shocked if they're not back at your next home game. It seemed to me that the recent run of good results was almost an irritant which got in the way of the fans hating the fuck out of him.

There was a comment on the bbc live stream thing during the last match about "how many newcastle fans still dislike ashley for sacking houghton and bringing in pardew now?". I still dislike him for it, yes, pardew's done a good job so far but hughton didn't exactly deserve to be sacked, he did win the league.

[manker]

I don't have phoatieshawp.
oldschool mspaint aficionado ftw :snooty:

[manker]

I'd be shocked if they're not back at your next home game. It seemed to me that the recent run of good results was almost an irritant which got in the way of the fans hating the fuck out of him.

There was a comment on the bbc live stream thing during the last match about "how many newcastle fans still dislike ashley for sacking houghton and bringing in pardew now?". I still dislike him for it, yes, pardew's done a good job so far but hughton didn't exactly deserve to be sacked, he did win the league.I agree with you.
There was nothing to suggest Pardew was going to be anything other than borderline shite, so Ashley can't claim momentous foresight, he was just lucky that things have come together this season.

I think ;s

How is the team so good this year? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Apparently it's down to the way they're training, I read an article about pardew's approach to it involving, I shit you not, having the defensive players practice defending while the attackers go off and practice attacking.

Fuck knows what they'd been doing for the years before:blink:

[Proper Bo]

I do hope liverpool supporters are feeling a bit cheated after buying our two best players and getting worse results than us:happy:

[Proper Bo]

Apparently it's down to the way they're training, I read an article about pardew's approach to it involving, I shit you not, having the defensive players practice defending while the attackers go off and practice attacking.

Fuck knows what they'd been doing for the years before:blink:

Also, our french revolution seems to be paying off quite well.

[manker]

Apparently it's down to the way they're training, I read an article about pardew's approach to it involving, I shit you not, having the defensive players practice defending while the attackers go off and practice attacking.

Fuck knows what they'd been doing for the years before:blink::lol:

This Pardew guy is a fecking genious. If only Keegan had known of this revolutionary approach to puntsphere.

[manker]

Yeah, how is Obertan doing? He's playing regularly, rite?

When he was at (the real) United, I always thought he was skillful but was the kind of player who would be converted to a stricker in the Scottish Premier and score 40 goals a season but be rubbish in England wherever he went.

[manker]

Like that Larsson chap

[Proper Bo]

Apparently it's down to the way they're training, I read an article about pardew's approach to it involving, I shit you not, having the defensive players practice defending while the attackers go off and practice attacking.

Fuck knows what they'd been doing for the years before:blink::lol:

This Pardew guy is a fecking genious. If only Keegan had known of this revolutionary approach to puntsphere.

I think he did know of it up until about february 96 when we were 12 points clear at the top of the league and, well, you know the rest, you cunt.

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, how is Obertan doing? He's playing regularly, rite?

When he was at (the real) United, I always thought he was skillful but was the kind of player who would be converted to a stricker in the Scottish Premier and score 40 goals a season but be rubbish in England wherever he went.

He's not played much rly but what I've seen of him has been decent.
Cabaye has been fan-tastic, marveaux has been decent too and ben arfa would be brilliant if he didn't break his leg everytime he looked at the ball.

[manker]

:lol:

This Pardew guy is a fecking genious. If only Keegan had known of this revolutionary approach to puntsphere.

I think he did know of it up until about february 96 when we were 12 points clear at the top of the league and, well, you know the rest, you cunt.Oh, did we win the league that year too.

I better go and check jewtube to jog my failing memory - do you think 'I'd love it if we beat them, love it' will yield any relevant results :happy:

[manker]

Whay-aye Cabaye.

You can use that the next time you go and see them. Or are you living in sin in poofland now?
When I was reading back this thread the other day, it was kinda difficult to follow your movements :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

No no, i'm still in t'north, the plan is her for her to join me up here eventually.

[manker]

Ah, I see. Makes sense now.
Chalice said that you're not allowed to post on t'internets when you're living together, then I had a :bawa: moment when I read that you were back together cus you were still posting.

For one mad moment, I thought you'd put your foot down :moustache:



Edit: the smilie codes have changed :dry:

[manker]

might make a social commentary fred ftw

[Proper Bo]

Ah, I see. Makes sense now.
Chalice said that you're not allowed to post on t'internets when you're living together, then I had a :bawa: moment when I read that you were back together cus you were still posting.

For one mad moment, I thought you'd put your foot down :moustache:



Edit: the smilie codes have changed :dry:

I didn't post much when I was living down there mostly cause I was busy/had better things to do/the board was wank with mostly mongs posting.

[chalice]

And you weren't allowed.

[manker]

Yeah ^

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brb football

[richasis]

why the new episodes of Misfits fucking rawk!!!!!!

91710I've never heard of Misfits, but your argument is persuasive.
Is there anyway you can use your nerd skillz to slow that gif down. I think I see a bit of back lippage there :smilie4:

Maybe it's just the way I read your post, but I haven't laughed so hard in some time.

After confirming the definition of 'persuasive', I'd say that's pretty persuasive, alright.

Thanks for that! :)

[manker]

Anytime, champ.
Please post more. there is a death of genuflecting lolboys on the board right now :)

[manker]

:dabs:
*dearth

[Something Else]

I passed my chainsaw exam today. Winrar.

[manker]

Nice one :D

Quite possibly the coolest sounding qualification evar.

[Proper Bo]

The following errors occurred with your submission
manker has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

[manker]

oh ffs. k i deleted some.

What's the limit anyhow?

[Proper Bo]

250

[iLOVENZB]

J-Die. It's such a shame because you can be a serious person sometimes.

[mjmacky]

J-Die. It's such a shame because you can be a serious person sometimes.

He used 3 posts to tell one story in the listening to songs thread, it went something like this:


I had a girlfriend like that .. then she married someone funnier, smarter, and more successful than me .. he was only better looking by default since I look very strange
we were comfortably in love
her name was smaeera
their family was orthodox jews .. so they watched from a distance when I fingered her gooey cunt

[mjmacky]

to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.

Should I have gone with "feel up in" or "feel a peen" instead? I had such a difficult time deciding before, and it's still bugging me. I'm not getting the satisfaction I expect from it, maybe because I hate corny pun humor, but fuck all if I don't try.

[manker]

to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.

Should I have gone with "feel up in" or "feel a peen" instead? I had such a difficult time deciding before, and it's still bugging me. I'm not getting the satisfaction I expect from it, maybe because I hate corny pun humor, but fuck all if I don't try.Well, I didn't get the pun with the original post. You'd have nailed it with 'feel a peen', but that would have required adjusting the main body of your sentence somewhat.
'Maybe you shouldn't say arigato to every Manilan girl who looks like she wants to feel a peen'


With the benefit of hindsight regarding this post, and many of your more esoteric offerings, you might consider PMing me prior to posting so I can assist your quest to be understood by your common or garden forumular geptard.

[megabyteme]

He used 3 posts to tell one story in the listening to songs thread, it went something like this:


I had a girlfriend like that .. then she married someone funnier, smarter, and more successful than me .. he was only better looking by default since I look very strange
we were comfortably in love
her name was smaeera
their family was orthodox jews .. so they watched from a distance when I fingered her gooey cunt

Shortened down, that one could make a beautiful Haiku...

[thebazzla]

I passed my chainsaw exam today. Winrar.congrats to yous.

[mjmacky]

Shortened down, that one could make a beautiful Haiku...

"Girlfriend comfortable in love elopes with another
Smaeera tired of my disfigurement
Orthodox Jews peep their daughter's fingerbang from afar"
J-Dye

[Proper Bo]

not looking forward to next season, like.
91823

[Something Else]

not looking forward to next season, like.
91823

:lol: :pinch:

Looks more Vauxhall Conference than Premier League.

[chalice]

Hoi Peabody, there's a film out about you innit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1511329/

Looks shite.

[Proper Bo]

a 15yr old hoor in belgium?

Nothing to do with me :o

[Something Else]

In Bruges > Bo. Fact.

[Proper Bo]

I'd rather you were in bruges than in me, like.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&amp;v=OFdK_TBrBGs

[enoughfakefiles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNgQTrv6pE

[Skiz]

91842

[megabyteme]

Some pics on page may be NSFW:

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/vaginalternatieven-9687

[mjmacky]

Some pics on page may be NSFW:

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/vaginalternatieven-9687

You want to say WTF, until you realize they're a satire group... then you think they could do better.

[anigav]

Some pics on page may be NSFW:

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/vaginalternatieven-9687

Time for some song:

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/das-een-grote-vagina-2430

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

I want to win the internets

[enoughfakefiles]

Just put your name down then.

[Biggles]

I want to win the internets

I think I won them last time we had one of these....it wasn't life changing to be honest.

[chalice]

Overpaid pummeling of faces tonight to the max.

Pacquiao in the third. Certainty. Marquez is too old.

[Artemis]

500 pages of pish.....

That's just awesome. :drool:

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

Speak for yourself, hotshot.

[Artemis]

:eyebrows:

Speak for yourself, hotshot.

I thought you would pleased with all the brain cells you had personally deadened ?

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

Speak for yourself, hotshot.

I thought you would pleased with all the brain cells you had personally deadened ?

I haven't smoked the ganja in two days. Everything is wank and alcohol has no effect.

I can actually feel my synapses realign and it's painful and, frankly, not worth the effort. I might go back to work on the novel, but there'll be ganja on Monday and I can't foresee me having finished it by then.

[megabyteme]

You want to say WTF, until you realize they're a satire group... then you think they could do better.

Perhaps, but this is the finest finger parkour (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/vinger-parkour-9686) I've ever seen. :)

[chalice]

Peabody, any linkage for the undercard or wot?

[chalice]

nm

[mjmacky]

You want to say WTF, until you realize they're a satire group... then you think they could do better.

Perhaps, but this is the finest finger parkour (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/vinger-parkour-9686) I've ever seen. :)

Love the concept, but is a complete failure of athleticism given that actual freerunners do longer runs than their whole video.

[chalice]

Shocking decision. Those scorers need fucking eyeball transplants. Tremendous performance from Marquez. He walked it.

I'm fucking disgusted.

Edit: 5000th post in the thread. Woo hoo!!