Last one to post wins the internets [Archive] - Page 14

Mr. Mulder

04-06-2011, 07:34 AM

sucker punch looks win plus wun all the wai to the macs and maybe even back again to regen.

/in other news, wurksup :emo: booked friday off for no reason, haven't told the misses either so i'll prolly sit in my pants masturbating to within an inch of my life watching sharktopus and dinoshark, which im stealing at home via the wep wifi im stealing from blockbusters next door ftw :smilie4: ...i'll do it at night lyke and spoof my mac address, obviousment :eyebrows:

Mr. Mulder

04-06-2011, 07:38 AM

/in further news, im going to Tunisia in 9 days for 4 nights :01:

iLOVENZB

04-06-2011, 07:42 AM

At least theres chicks in this unlyke dat soseag fest snyda put us fru wit watchMAN(smurf penis)

Mr. Mulder

04-06-2011, 07:56 AM

toewtally.

iLOVENZB

04-06-2011, 08:47 AM

Kim Kardashian 'stared' in Disaster Movie ... not sure if that was her prono or not :unsure:.

Mr. Mulder

04-07-2011, 07:14 AM

wurksup my little buttmonkeys :mushy:

iLOVENZB

04-07-2011, 07:35 AM

Flat mates has a hang over and im playin sum DI.fm DnB :D. Teach him not to get smashed without mee. On a lighter note, seeing sucker punch in a few hrs with a mate and his gf.

We have a 2 week break before tafe starts again, got a shitload of homework i cbf doin aee.

iLOVENZB

04-07-2011, 07:37 AM

I saw Red last nite, was meh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBM8VsxHEg&NR=1&

wat da fuuck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o3WgkVbZys

Mr. Mulder

04-07-2011, 11:43 AM

http://youtu.be/N24fVEJyQKM

Bwahahaha! :lol:

iLOVENZB

04-07-2011, 09:49 PM

It appears after watching Sucker Punch that Zack Snyder was heavily influenced by Michael Bay ... just sayin'.

iLOVENZB

04-07-2011, 09:50 PM

By Zackk is winning clearly...

iLOVENZB

04-08-2011, 09:42 AM

nofin worf stealin ova da interwebz today?

iLOVENZB

04-08-2011, 09:43 AM

My 24" monitor came today, its fuckiiing huge. So much space.

iLOVENZB

04-08-2011, 01:44 PM

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1242436885.png

iLOVENZB

04-08-2011, 01:44 PM

On wifi brahs.

Skiz

04-08-2011, 09:03 PM

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1242436885.png

I've got two. Couldn't do without 'em.

iLOVENZB

04-09-2011, 05:00 AM

Two ISP's of two WLAN cards?

Just moving from Win XP to Win7 and have to say it's a dog of an OS. Longer navigation to get to the same place in Win XP. Also the diagnostic remedy is hopeless.

Installed the drivers for my WLAN card last nighte, worked at first, went to bed - shut down workstation, turned on this morning and wouldn't connect to router. Uninstalled driver and then was prompted that driver couldnt be uninstalled because the card wasnt connected. I'm lyke FFFFFFUUUUUU. Prompted me to restart anyway so I did and it works.

Not sure if it's TP-Link being a bitch or Windows 7 having driver conflict.

Card model is TP-WN350GD

iLOVENZB

04-09-2011, 01:57 PM

Watchin Burnistoun and cant understand a fuckin fing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iNtOWLS7aY

iLOVENZB

04-09-2011, 03:11 PM

Higher res:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ

Skiz

04-09-2011, 03:37 PM

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1242436885.png

I've got two. Couldn't do without 'em.

Wrong quote. :pinch:

I meant the 24" monitors.

Skiz

04-09-2011, 03:37 PM

Awesome.

http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/08/test-subjects-with-electrode-implants-use-mind-control-to-move-a/

Test subjects with electrode implants use mind control to move a cursor

As trippy as mind-control still seems to us, we've already seen it implemented in everything from wheelchairs to pricey gaming (and car driving!) headsets. But the problem is that they measure brain activity outside the skull -- you know, the thing we've evolved to shield the murky goings-on in our minds from prying EEG sensors.

Now, though, a team of Washington University researchers appears to have happened upon a more effective -- albeit, invasive -- approach. The researchers got some brave specimens to move a mouse cursor by implanting plastic pads containing electrodes underneath their skulls, with the sensors sitting on the surface of the brain. That, they say, gives them access to more telling, high-frequency waves that say a lot more about cognitive intentions. In the end, the subjects moved the cursors by thinking one of these sounds: "ee," "ah," "oo," and "eh." Brain-computer interfaces ain't new, of course, but the scientists say the subjects with electrode implants had more success than people wearing electrode-studded EEG caps, which could translate to less frustration for people with severe disabilities.

iLOVENZB

04-09-2011, 07:04 PM

Skiz you only haev to watch the scketch i posted above to know that it could be a flop. Could you imagine someone like J-die controlling something via an electrode implant? I assume the electrode would be contacted via a circuit in the brain? - Oh boy, they're going to have fun with J.

ziggyjuarez

04-09-2011, 10:56 PM

smoke weeeed!

iLOVENZB

04-10-2011, 08:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOSZLgzgnBs

iLOVENZB

04-10-2011, 03:42 PM

smoke weeeed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNB3LAXE0U&NR=1

Proper Bo

04-10-2011, 04:03 PM

halftimesup, jizzcocks
1-0 to villa:no:

Mr. Mulder

04-11-2011, 06:53 AM

Gentlemeng. :smilie4:

Mr. Mulder

04-11-2011, 07:12 AM

71974

71975

71976

71977

71978

iLOVENZB

04-11-2011, 09:35 AM

This was a bitch to get rid of:

http://www.precisesecurity.com/rogue/microsoft-removal-tool/

/my whole day.

Motherfucka is back again.

Mr. Mulder

04-11-2011, 01:05 PM

a bloke in our office had that (or rather a variant of it) t'other week.

i bewted in sayfe mowde and ran malwarebytes wot picked up sum of it, then i looked in task manager processes and found it's process nayme. then searched the registry, deleting every string that mentioned it and also found its location from one of them (was hidden in user profile/temp) then that seemed to stop it. no doubt its left files behind but they can't do anything.

just saying lyke :eyebrows:

iLOVENZB

04-11-2011, 01:37 PM

Yeah I ran Malware bytes and Spybot in safe mode. Thought I deleted it. I ran the task manager and killed the running app. Restarted to see if my 1337 skills worked and it did ... couple days later and the fucka is back again.

This is what I hate about flat mates LANing in ma room, they always manage to fuck up the Windows partition. Oh well thank god USB drivers work in safe mode, backed all my shit up and put a fresh install of Win 7 Home Premium 64bit ... now all I need is a working crack.

If I had my own may i would of stolen Windows 7 UltaMegaite from the interwebz or msdnaa, lets see what Win 7 home is lyke.

Mr. Mulder

04-12-2011, 07:15 AM

wurksup brahs, off on holiday in three days innit :smilie4:

iLOVENZB

04-12-2011, 07:30 AM

youre serious bout goin to afrikar?

Mr. Mulder

04-12-2011, 07:33 AM

wurd. too bad the misses is coming, if she werent i could stay in the hotel room all day, in the dark watching internet porn and drinking coffee. that would be so awesome.

iLOVENZB

04-12-2011, 09:38 AM

what tha fark are ya goin to do in afrikar?

iLOVENZB

04-12-2011, 09:53 AM

Meanwhile in Python land, I spent all night finishing qustion 1 of my homework.

Question:

Create a python program that adds together any amount of numbers as specified by the user. Deskcheck your answer with one set of data to ensure it works for all numbers.

Answer:

first = input("please input the sum you dumb biatch: ")

print "Oi, dumb biatch, your total sum is",first

raw_input("\nPress the enter key to exit")

Something Else

04-12-2011, 04:27 PM

I've done your homework using nothing but a Python and one small boy.

http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/3/sambathuonBM_450x470.jpg

iLOVENZB

04-12-2011, 04:54 PM

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/5/2/pedobear_22.jpg

:O

iLOVENZB

04-12-2011, 04:55 PM

Faildoez:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/432460-Windows-8-BETA-leaked

Fix yo leaky tapz.

iLOVENZB

04-13-2011, 04:04 AM

Ya'all doing it wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk

Mr. Mulder

04-13-2011, 07:29 AM

Brahs.

enoughfakefiles

04-13-2011, 06:11 PM

Mr. Mulder

04-14-2011, 07:00 AM

wurd. too bad the misses is coming, if she werent i could stay in the hotel room all day, in the dark watching internet porn and drinking coffee. that would be so awesome.

Too much coffee for me :dry:

ewe could replace the coffee with dressing up as batman and having a stranglewank? :unsure:

/last day of wurk sup :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

Mr. Mulder

04-14-2011, 07:12 AM

watched that The Next Three Days moviefilm last night, was seriously good, im super serial.

Barbarossa

04-14-2011, 09:32 AM

Hey kids, what's happening? :coffee:

Proper Bo

04-14-2011, 11:01 AM

mornsup internets:smilie4:

I heard a rumour that a lad I've known since I was a bairn has recently filmed a few porn scenes for some website. After some interweb sleuthery, it turned out to be true but what's even funnier is that it was a website that specifically wanted people with small cocks for their videos:lol:

iLOVENZB

04-14-2011, 12:58 PM

Link or it didn't happen!

iLOVENZB

04-14-2011, 01:00 PM

Just watched da invention of lying. i fort it was goin to be a lil funnier. was alright, forgetable tho, ya'know wot i mean? kinda lyke little fuckerz.

iLOVENZB

04-14-2011, 01:17 PM

Found a "goof" not on imdb:

when gurl puts hand down you see an upskirt shot, then the shot where see her put her hand of guy you see her hand covering her upskirt shot

it's bfore: 50:25

IdolEyes787

04-14-2011, 08:09 PM

Kim Kardashian out in Santa Monica today filming commercial for how Sketchers shoes keep you in shape.:unsure:

72341

IdolEyes787

04-14-2011, 08:11 PM

Just watched da invention of lying. i fort it was goin to be a lil funnier. was alright, forgetable tho, ya'know wot i mean? kinda lyke little fuckerz.

I feel the same way except in English .

kledder

04-15-2011, 02:20 AM

The movie Exam was better then I expected. I didn't waste time for once.

iLOVENZB

04-15-2011, 03:00 AM

Kim Kardashian out in Santa Monica today filming commercial for how Sketchers shoes keep you in shape.:unsure:

72341

My flat mates misses has an ass like that, I wonder why she's not posing for a cover shoot on Playboy. Mind you she has legs that follow her ass trend.

Proper Bo

04-15-2011, 11:48 PM

evesup, jizzcokcs:smilie4:

Skiz

04-20-2011, 08:57 AM

No posts in over four days. :O

iLOVENZB

04-20-2011, 09:06 AM

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/432687-Ahoi-muldy

Proper Bo

04-20-2011, 09:16 AM

No posts in over four days. :O

I win the internets or something

iLOVENZB

04-20-2011, 12:09 PM

Clearly I just have Bobo.

tesco

04-20-2011, 10:29 PM

No posts in over four days. :O
That's lyke a new record or something. Proper should win two internets.

Mr. Mulder

04-21-2011, 07:19 AM

You massive pile of racists :no: if they had the internets in durkadurkastan i would have well been posting :no:

iLOVENZB

04-21-2011, 10:11 AM

Drove a forklift to day, was fuckin awesome. At first it was hard to grasp the concept because only the back wheels moved, by the end of the day I was able to drift around corners. Take that DK!

iLOVENZB

04-21-2011, 04:45 PM

72929

Something Else

04-21-2011, 07:38 PM

Drove a forklift to day, was fuckin awesome. At first it was hard to grasp the concept because only the back wheels moved, by the end of the day I was able to drift around corners. Take that DK!

Win. I got the excavator simulator on my iphone so I can practice before I get to use a real one. The controls are exactly the same. :smilie4:

iLOVENZB

04-22-2011, 05:47 AM

Why can't you just go to your local park? They have some at my local park that kids play on, pick sand from one place and dump it in another place.

Mind you when you're on the piss it's fun to just spin around in circles on it.

Something Else

04-22-2011, 09:25 AM

I'm not sure that will help me pass an excavator exam. :eyebrows:

ziggyjuarez

04-22-2011, 10:34 AM

sup forum?

iLOVENZB

04-22-2011, 12:11 PM

test

ziggyjuarez

04-22-2011, 07:33 PM

Testies.

iLOVENZB

04-23-2011, 04:53 AM

ziggy where the fuck have you been?

hha

04-23-2011, 06:03 AM

well.... for this moment
I WIN!!!!

enoughfakefiles

04-23-2011, 07:39 AM

well.... for this moment
I WIN!!!!

Well done.

iLOVENZB

04-23-2011, 05:56 PM

Went to church today, only place I can think of where kids can't be themselves but sluts and prostitutes can. Some smexy bishes there I can tell you :yup:.

It's just fucking hilarious about people saying you shouldn't judge people because of their social class and you get the low/middle class wearing suits, gold chains hanging out, pointy shoes and gel'd hair.

Proper Bo

04-24-2011, 01:02 PM

Kunt and The Gang in newcastle tonight, ewe mothers :01:

IdolEyes787

04-24-2011, 02:25 PM

well.... for this moment
I WIN!!!!

Well done.

It's inspiring that it took him three and a half years and all of six posts but that he still managed to triumph in the end .
Makes me regret not playing the lottery more often.

Skiz

04-24-2011, 09:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJrzIdDUfT4

iLOVENZB

04-25-2011, 12:03 AM

Smirnoff tastes like shit, even mixed 1/2 with coke!

Last night went to Speedway, got bored so went on the piss with mates. All the pubs were closed because of Easter so had to got to some stingy pub for oldies, Only had enough for Smirnoff.

Fucking Russians, how can they do it? Ouzo ftw!

I can't believe that on Easter a car full of drunks can drive home and not get caught. What type of country is this? For the record I met some tourist from Canada who sounds like a Frenchie, added him on Facebook like a boss!

Might post some pics of speedway once I get my phone back. Some bitch has it.

Mr. Mulder

04-26-2011, 07:18 AM

73340
/back2wurksewp :emo:

Mr. Mulder

04-26-2011, 07:29 AM

73343

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Mr. Mulder

04-26-2011, 07:37 AM

Office is empty today, if there's no one here to brake anything then i have very little to do :eyebrows: it is also payday, i bought a coffee as big as the moon to celebrate. the wimin wot served me in Costa was SO fit!! she was short, blonde and from some war torn country like france or somewhere exotic. i would drink coffee out of her vagina. That's not fact, that's science.

iLOVENZB

04-26-2011, 10:59 AM

Holiday in Australia:

Dont go to work, get drunk and then work twice as hard on a hangover because you have to catch up on the days you missed.

Farrrk this country!!!

iLOVENZB

04-26-2011, 11:03 AM

Meanwhile on ewwwtube, I found someone funny, his name is Steve Hughes, he's supposedly Australian but I've never heard of him here :blink:.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAnGYfnFz9I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HRLvfbauA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0lVbMOMTi0

Might try this when some tourists asks me again :dry::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM

England I bow at yer feat because of your comedy you keep spitting out.

iLOVENZB

04-26-2011, 11:03 AM

73340
/back2wurksewp :emo:

Nein worky.

{I}{K}{E}

04-26-2011, 04:56 PM

Still no winner, huh? :lol:

iLOVENZB

04-26-2011, 05:15 PM

Don't know which score board you're looking at :eyebrows:

Snee

04-26-2011, 05:19 PM

Skiz

04-26-2011, 06:33 PM

http://media.s6cdn.net/cdn/images/prev_10/100838_214425840-caseiphone4_l.jpg

Skiz

04-26-2011, 06:37 PM

http://uncrate.com/stuff/beeracuda/

Mr. Mulder

04-27-2011, 07:21 AM

Zup, worker bees :smilie4:

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iLOVENZB

04-27-2011, 07:45 AM

I killed a bunch of lazy Unionist bees after watching the bee movie. :01: One of them was on strike and bit me, im lyke wigga wtf? :pinch:

iLOVENZB

04-27-2011, 07:47 AM

iLOVENZB

04-27-2011, 09:35 AM

I tried to convert 184cm to feet so I used Google and this came up:

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100405073502AA4tcWC

Pfft! Kids today!

IdolEyes787

04-27-2011, 08:02 PM

Moving on ... into my male dominated kitchen. I made some baklava yesterday and hid it in the bottom draw and hid it with a bunch of vegetables. Came back from work and it was half gone.

FUUUUUUU

Apparently we're having a stir fry today, more lyke a bunch of half cooked vegetables in a bowl drowned with a bunch of black sauces .... Australians cant cook for shit!

Isn't a baklava something that bank robbers and special ops types wear? If so then that's probably why it tasted like shite.

Btw at the risk of the more high brow types laughing at me ,I watched this new show called The Voice and unbelievably it was not as fucking horrible as one might think .

iLOVENZB

04-27-2011, 10:54 PM

Would like to try a bank robber getting disguised in this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z6GUkJJ-S3w/TTRigsRjFXI/AAAAAAAAAWo/V7l8rGvwRLk/s1600/051092064-01-apricot-baklava-recipe.jpg

Mr. Mulder

04-28-2011, 07:28 AM

wurksup, fanny troublers :smilie4:

get today out of the way with then a 4 day weekend cos of some royal wedding or funeral or summink. Long live the king!!!!!! :smilie4:

Skiz

04-28-2011, 07:45 AM

It's a national holiday b/c one of the royals is getting married? :eyebrows:

iLOVENZB

04-28-2011, 07:57 AM

It's a national holiday b/c one of the royals is getting married? :eyebrows:

Australia celebrated their country losing in a war a couple of days ago. One of many retarded holidays here.

Mr. Mulder

04-28-2011, 08:00 AM

ive borrowed two laptops from work over the past few months and both of them have died. thinking this is stoopid and being broke, i went down to maplins and bought the cheapest piece of shit i could find. And that was this.

73536

a toshiba t130 13.3 netbook, single core low voltage cpu :ghey:

brought it into wurk today to sort out, it's got no optical drive with it being a netbook and its come pre-loaded with win7 and a load of thoshiba bloatware :/ its mega shiny, looking at the screens like looking in a mirror, a sexy sexy mirror and the plastics only have to look at your fingers to aquire 988934000 finger print marks on it :dabs:

i need it to be man enough to run at the very least one linux vm through vmware so i can keep stealing the internets at home. also simcity4 is a must, but we shall see :eyebrows:

but overall, its a bit shit lyke.

Mr. Mulder

04-28-2011, 12:28 PM

South Park S15E01 Human CentiPad HDTV XviD-FQM

zomfgwtfbbqYESH!111 :o

Mr. Mulder

04-28-2011, 12:29 PM

Also. I've started watching a merkin comedy called workaholics and its proper funny. true story.

iLOVENZB

04-28-2011, 01:55 PM

Saw the pilot of workaholics, was a nice drama.

iLOVENZB

04-28-2011, 01:59 PM

I saw the pilot of Spaced on ABC iView, it has that Pegg dude from Shawn of the Dead. Was wondering if it actually gets funny after the pilot? It's rated 9.3 for fuck sake, i would expect to laugh at least once: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0187664/

As a comparison, Fawlty Towers is 9.3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072500/), by far my favourite sitcom!

iLOVENZB

04-28-2011, 02:24 PM

Jessica Alba is 30 today, jesus fuck she ages well!

Little Fockers (2011):

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/22298/Interview_Little_Focker_Jessica_Alba_1292882280.jpg

Barbarossa

04-28-2011, 03:47 PM

I forgot to check in to the board in like a week, or something else :O

Don't appear to have missed much :dabs:

Proper Bo

04-29-2011, 12:34 PM

kwality, there's two police cars and a police van outside my neighbours' house:smilie4:

Snee

04-30-2011, 10:15 AM

Woo. Wooo. Woo. That's english for stop a horse.

Cabalo

04-30-2011, 01:36 PM

Off to a late lunch now.

Here, some soup for you:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1269/700004024_7cf7c79b59.jpg

Proper Bo

04-30-2011, 04:30 PM

Woo. Wooo. Woo. That's english for stop a horse.

I was watching that episode at about the thyme ewe posted that :o

megabyteme

04-30-2011, 10:37 PM

Here, some soup for you:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1269/700004024_7cf7c79b59.jpg

Being that the product claims to be "authentic Jamaican", you'd think it would come in a bigger package...

Mr. Mulder

05-03-2011, 07:29 AM

/back to wurk sup, no moar bank holidays until forever :emo: +wun.

Proper Bo

05-03-2011, 03:41 PM

afternewnsup, jizzcocks.

I've been pretty much doing the hippy twunt's jawb today, up and down a ladder all day cutting trees and stuff. it's a piece of piss, like:smilie4:

tesco

05-04-2011, 12:00 AM

Is VAIO Recovery going to reinstall the virus that I'm trying to get rid of by recovering?
The only option was to "Format C and install the install my custom programs". Stupid shit. :wacko:

Mr. Mulder

05-04-2011, 06:52 AM

Is VAIO Recovery going to reinstall the virus that I'm trying to get rid of by recovering?
The only option was to "Format C and install the install my custom programs". Stupid shit. :wacko:

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Mr. Mulder

05-04-2011, 06:59 AM

bumseckssup, fanny slurpers :smilie4:

came into work early this morning as i thought it was later than what it was, i think this counts as time travel :eyebrows:

73978

Proper Bo

05-04-2011, 11:59 AM

just spent the last 20 minutes on the phone trolling some indian guy what was trying to scam me into installing some remote login software on my computer "to fix the many errors and viruses" it had. He claimed my "windows computer" had been sending error messages to microsoft and they were going to fix it for me. I played along managing not to piss myself laughing for as long as I could:happy:

Mr. Mulder

05-04-2011, 12:12 PM

i dunno bruv, sounds serial to me... :unsure:

iLOVENZB

05-04-2011, 12:49 PM

The poor Indian was only trying to help Proper Bo :shutup:.

iLOVENZB

05-04-2011, 12:53 PM

Someone at TAFE left his HDD after class, having a look at it now and found a shitload of porn and some warez :blink:

I guess this is how filesharing worked in the old daiz :shifty:.

Mr. Mulder

05-05-2011, 07:02 AM

wurksewp, arsefaces :smilie4:

cold coffee and haribo, the breakfast of champions :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

Mr. Mulder

05-05-2011, 07:05 AM

74081

iLOVENZB

05-05-2011, 07:17 AM

The drive ended up having a shitload of DRM protected videos from iTunes. How the fuck do I remove it?

Daniusoft Media Converter crashes when iTunes runs and it appears I have to know the iTunes account details prior to encoding :blink:.

Barbarossa

05-05-2011, 01:38 PM

worksup jizzcunts :coffee:

Who's gonna entertain me this afternoon? Youse lot? Don't think so :dabs:

Snee

05-05-2011, 04:29 PM

worksup jizzcunts :coffee:

Who's gonna entertain me this afternoon? Youse lot? Don't think so :dabs:

Wurd.

Wurd to your moped, yo.

IdolEyes787

05-05-2011, 05:24 PM

worksup jizzcunts :coffee:

Who's gonna entertain me this afternoon? Youse lot? Don't think so :dabs:

I had a cello recital planned but fuck you if that's your attitude.

IdolEyes787

05-05-2011, 05:27 PM

Someone at TAFE left his HDD after class, having a look at it now and found a shitload of porn and some warez :blink:
.
What would have been surprising is if you found a computer drive that didn't have porn and warez on it .

Snee

05-05-2011, 08:16 PM

I've got reliable information that at least one girl owns and uses a computer. This may or may not mean that there's a drive without porn on.

DeadPoet

05-06-2011, 06:52 AM

The drive ended up having a shitload of DRM protected videos from iTunes. How the fuck do I remove it?

You need Requiem (http://undrm.net/) and iTunes. :P

Mr. Mulder

05-06-2011, 06:57 AM

I've got reliable information that at least one girl owns and uses a computer. This may or may not mean that there's a drive without porn on.

maybe she's the one who maiks all of the prons lyke? :eyebrows:

Mr. Mulder

05-06-2011, 07:00 AM

74155

BwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :glag:

Barbarossa

05-06-2011, 02:59 PM

nvm.

iLOVENZB

05-06-2011, 07:23 PM

http://forums.govteen.com/sex-pregnancy-reproduction/336616-oral-sex-worst-nightmare.html :sick:

IdolEyes787

05-07-2011, 12:37 AM

I played through Portal 2 and I think the developers idea of a puzzle being " simply scan the surrounding for the only possible surface that you can attach a beam to and then do it " is sort of suspect. :mellow:

iLOVENZB

05-07-2011, 02:32 AM

Morn peeps. Going to a rellies 50th. Can't believe people celebrate being old.

Can't say no to lamb on the spit ;).

Skiz

05-07-2011, 04:02 AM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-great-shot-sir.jpg

Snee

05-07-2011, 01:53 PM

Might as well let J-Dye have this place, if it's gonna be spotify-support for super-dummies anyways :dabs:

rdtphd

05-07-2011, 04:47 PM

roll

enoughfakefiles

05-07-2011, 08:32 PM

roll

Over :unsure:

iLOVENZB

05-08-2011, 03:08 AM

74341

:ermm:

iLOVENZB

05-08-2011, 03:18 AM

The partee was aiight, gotta love pissheads.

One of my flat mates wanted to come and the host said he was more than welcome to, drunk motherfucka started cracking onto my cousin's hawt friend :dry:.

Food, booze and desert was excellent. A nice funny speech at the end too, was almost as good as King George VI (King's Speech) only instead of stuttering it was mumbled due to the intoxication.

I met a uncle I never knew I had, dude was funny when he was pissed. I also met an audio engineer who is willing to help me insulate my sound system so it sound fucking awesome. :O

Really enjoyed myself, ride back home was a bitch with a distracting drunken idiot. We stopped over at Hungry Jacks for an ice cream and noticed a fail sign. Will post when I can find my camera :dry:

iLOVENZB

05-08-2011, 10:56 AM

Some 12 year old compared me to Ray from In Bruges. Never even heard of it so stole it and watched it. I could see how he came to that conclusion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDyEbUUpiLc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlev8r_iCo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8Jw-VYflY

This dude finkz im a racist, discriminative, sexist, rude kid,,, he's half right. Fucking fucker.

Proper Bo

05-08-2011, 11:23 AM

This dude finkz im a racist, discriminative, sexist, rude kid,,, he's half right. Fucking fucker.

That's just being Australian, isn't it?

iLOVENZB

05-08-2011, 11:52 AM

Sadly yes. At least in NSW it is.

My Mother was a Greek Cypriot and my Dad was a Pomy Greek Cypriot and we blended in perfectly in Melbourne. Didn't really start the racist perception thing till I started going to school in NSW. Ethnic diversity is pretty large in Melbourne, moved here and it's a whole different ball game. Unless you're tall, blonde hair and blue eyed you're gonna get stabbed, yo. Need I remind everyone the events that happened on 11th December 2005 (Cronulla Riots)?

Tempted to move back to Melbourne, only thing stopping me is my flat mates are fucking awesome...most of them.

Going to Melb when the TAFE holidays start, going to see some rellies I haven't seen in years and then go job hunting. NSW is a just a fucking hole. I'm sure I can find some proper flat mates who can actually cook in Melb :ermm:

For the record, the racism is mainly in Northern Australia :shutup:.

Mr. Mulder

05-09-2011, 07:11 AM

wurksup, bummers :smilie4:

wurking this weekend coming which means 12 days straight of ITing. I don't know if im disgusted or aroused :eyebrows:

iLOVENZB

05-09-2011, 07:42 AM

dont all you pommy i.t. guys just look a porn on tha job anywayz?

well, i went and picked my flat mates daughter from pre school todai, decided to go 15mins early because everytime i go there im late and always have to wait for the fat lazy mums whiping their kids ass and putting their shoes on before they leave. To my fuckin amazement there were milfs picking up their kids, couldnt help but imagine what positions she was taking before the dude busted an egg in her oven. as i went up the stairs i saw a mum who obviously took anal, ass was fit yo.

had a chat with some of the parents while waiting for the teacher to finish reading the sped book about spot going for a walk. no wonder the education system is going down the shitter if theyre listening to a book about some dog going for a walk. after my conversation wit the parents i cant help but remember my sex ed teacher blubbering on about strapping yer willy.

note to self, good parents pick their kids up early from educational institutes.

on a heavier matter fucking over python, no wonder i.t. peeps have such discriminative stereotypes, you have to be an autistic to understand anything with programming.

swizZ8

05-09-2011, 02:42 PM

:lol:

Skiz

05-10-2011, 06:17 PM

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/13f9e802-fda1-46eb-ad3b-4d05b0c8c76a.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/thisissafeandresponsiblep1.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/ilovestairsp1.gif

buterpint

05-11-2011, 06:16 AM

its so nice to look at them

Mr. Mulder

05-11-2011, 07:10 AM

its even nicer to smear feces on them and have her slap you repeatedly in the face with them.

/wurksup :emo:

iLOVENZB

05-11-2011, 07:31 AM

Muldy did you buy yer misses some kneepads and cough lollies for yer birfdai yet?

Mr. Mulder

05-11-2011, 07:35 AM

its not my burfday for two weeks :eyebrows: i would never buy her anything as that would be a sign of affection.

Mr. Mulder

05-12-2011, 07:04 AM

wurksup my fellow carbon based lifeforms :smilie4:

went and saw Hanna last night, fucking hell is it good! its lyke good on a Leon level, im not even lyin dawgs :o

Mr. Mulder

05-12-2011, 07:32 AM

74683

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Mr. Mulder

05-12-2011, 12:08 PM

cool story bros, keep up the good work :smilie4:

iLOVENZB

05-12-2011, 01:53 PM

Muldy you're fired, Skizzooo will be replacing you. You can collect your things and leave.

Pretty much every american moviefilm that shows a redundant employee moving out with that stupid box. Somthing like this:

http://www.ckselfstorage.com/images/File_Box.gif

iLOVENZB

05-12-2011, 01:58 PM

Don't like this stupid Google BETA anymore:

74689

:ermm:

iLOVENZB

05-12-2011, 03:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D10xzvo-Hio

swizZ8

05-13-2011, 09:05 PM

74769

Vallle

05-13-2011, 09:50 PM

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/angry-bird.jpg

Mr. Mulder

05-16-2011, 06:46 AM

My children, i have returned. :mushy: watched an obscure moviefilm last night called powder blue, it was well good. true story.

/currently on day 8 of a 12 day week :emo:

Mr. Mulder

05-16-2011, 07:10 AM

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iLOVENZB

05-16-2011, 07:30 AM

Welcome back Muldy :happy:

iLOVENZB

05-16-2011, 10:20 AM

https://www.facebook.com/pages/My-teacher-put-lots-of-xs-on-my-exam-paper-she-totally-wants-my-dick/152728778125676

swizZ8

05-16-2011, 07:37 PM

75020

IdolEyes787

05-16-2011, 09:21 PM

Can I formally request that this thread be destroyed if no one's going to post anything interesting on it anymore.

Btw Powder Blue or the alternate title Jessica Biel Finally Gets Naked But The Director is Such a Ghey Fucking Mental Idiot Who Apparently Hates Money It's Not the Least Bit Sexy is horrible .

iLOVENZB

05-17-2011, 03:25 AM

75020

Typical American meme not knowing anything about the people shown.

The guy looking up is Peter Costello is the former Treasurer (who got us out of bankruptcy thanks for Labor) and the bald guy is John Howard who was the former Prime Minister. He stayed a term too long but that's understandable considering what we were left with.

Bring back the Liberals! It might be a coincidence but every time Labor gets into power unemployment goes up and debt goes even higher. We have a deficit of AU$22.6 billion and only now are they shitting themselves about the ludicrous spending.

I don't think they'll last another term. Only reason they got in was because of the Greens.

swizZ8

05-17-2011, 05:57 AM

Typical American meme not knowing anything about the people shown.

Yeah, i dont know any of those two guys, i was doing some research on power, politics and leadership and came across this picture. It was interesting to me so i decided to post it in this tread.
I apologize if that caused any negative effects.

Can I formally request that this thread be destroyed if no one's going to post anything interesting on it anymore.

That may not have been the best idea.(from my part) :unsure:

Mr. Mulder

05-17-2011, 12:08 PM

Gan'stas :smilie4:

Proper Bo

05-17-2011, 12:28 PM

wagwan, breadbin:smilie4:

iLOVENZB

05-17-2011, 12:51 PM

First Cannabis now wheat:

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolutionary-psychiatry/201103/wheat-and-schizophrenia-0

Can mothers now criminalize wheat products pwease. For the general safety of their spoilt rotten kids who are probably still suck their perky titties, of coarse.

/me lights a spliff and puts his finger up at the Australian flag.

swizZ8

05-17-2011, 07:39 PM

Yeah, definitely weird.
I also read a lot of stuff about soy, mostly good stuff but suddenly something just blew my mind. Especially the one that mentions levels of estrogen in body. If someone is interested to read about it...

http://www.drlam.com/opinion/soyandestrogen.asp
http://www.veganhealth.org/articles/soymessina

iLOVENZB

05-17-2011, 08:45 PM

I'll read it when I finished this python homework.

Everything in moderation is good, I would even go as far as saying the same applies to tobacco. There's properties in tobacco that can be quiet useful particularly if you're fat and stressed :P.

I've been eating and baking bread for while now and haven't had any side effects. I think the most serious side effect I've gotten was constipation. It was at my cousins 21st, now I think about it, it might of been all the lamb I ate though :unsure:

:dry:

iLOVENZB

05-17-2011, 08:45 PM

Fuck it's daylight already, got tafe in a few hours.

Mr. Mulder

05-18-2011, 07:01 AM

day10ofwurksup dowgs,

watched Office Space (1999) last night, fucking epic!

75175

Mr. Mulder

05-19-2011, 07:09 AM

Mandems :smilie4:

Day 11 of wurksup :eyebrows:

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iLOVENZB

05-19-2011, 08:02 AM

https://www.facebook.com/pages/its-funny-when-you-remove-the-vowels-from-female-you-get-FML/114697641901328 :blink:

Someone's going to go to sleep lonely today.

Win Server 2008 is a dog. Took me a good 15minutes to figure out where the TCP/IP configurations was.

Proper Bo

05-19-2011, 10:28 AM

mornsup jizzcocks:smilie4:

this burd what i've been doing has now decided she wants a boyfriend meaning I can't get any from her anymore (cause it'll make her feel like a slut or something:eyebrows:) I'm going to have to put effort in to find another burd what I can do without the whole "relationship" thing:pinch:

Skiz

05-19-2011, 06:02 PM

http://chrome.angrybirds.com/

iLOVENZB

05-19-2011, 07:49 PM

http://chrome.angrybirds.com/

Can't click play, wtf?

iLOVENZB

05-19-2011, 07:54 PM

News material?

http://www.pcworld.com/article/227762/googles_great_chromebased_angry_birds_giveaway.html

IdolEyes787

05-20-2011, 07:32 PM

In honour of Arnold's divorce I present scenes from the greatest movie ever made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzjZfAGgE2M

iLOVENZB

05-20-2011, 08:34 PM

Sometimes it's hard to recognise sarcasm with you Idol :unsure:

IdolEyes787

05-20-2011, 08:47 PM

You don't like Hercules ? :unsure:

Granted it's no Angry Birds.

clocker

05-21-2011, 01:05 AM

Sometimes it's hard to recognise sarcasm with you Idol :unsure:
Hmmm, I've not found that to be the case.
Idol is the one with arms and legs, sarcasm is the literary device.

chalice

05-22-2011, 04:30 PM

Sometimes it's hard to recognise sarcasm with you Idol :unsure:
Hmmm, I've not found that to be the case.
Idol is the one with arms and legs, sarcasm is the literary device.

Have you actually witnessed these alleged arms and/or legs firsthand? Judging by his punctuation, or lack thereof, he's the most talented stump I've ever seen.

Also, get it right fellers. The literary device is irony. Sarcasm is just a specific.

iLOVENZB

05-22-2011, 05:59 PM

http://www.unfinishedman.com/drink-the-rainbow-diy-skittle-vodka/

iLOVENZB

05-22-2011, 06:07 PM

Is it a crime not to have watched "The Godfather" series yet? Highly rated on IMDb but friends keep saying it's a 3hr borefest.

Proper Bo

05-22-2011, 06:09 PM

Your friends are imaginary spastics

chalice

05-22-2011, 06:09 PM

Is it a crime not to have watched "The Godfather" series yet? Highly rated on IMDb but friends keep saying it's a 3hr borefest.

Complete confirmation that you're the spastic we were all thinking you were.

Bake your fucking bread and shut the fuck up.

chalice

05-22-2011, 06:10 PM

Your friends are imaginary spastics

Yeah, that too.

iLOVENZB

05-22-2011, 06:11 PM

Your friends are imaginary spastics

Yeah, that too.

You seem to be more delusional than I thought.

chalice

05-22-2011, 06:14 PM

Yeah, that too.

You seem to be more delusional than I thought.

Mate, the only person who talks to you is mulder. And he'll talk to anything, bless him.

iLOVENZB

05-22-2011, 06:16 PM

You seem to be more delusional than I thought.

Mate, the only person who talks to you is mulder. And he'll talk to anything, bless him.

I repeat, you seem to be more delusional than I thought.

chalice

05-22-2011, 06:18 PM

You repeat yourself cos you can't think of anything clever to say.

iLOVENZB

05-22-2011, 06:23 PM

Oh I should write that one down. I'm not really the type to discuss politics with the delusional.

Please send us a postcard when you're back in the confinement of your padded cell.

iLOVENZB

05-22-2011, 06:28 PM

cunt, do you shop here?

http://i53.tinypic.com/2zqh9nd.png

You can even earn an income!

chalice

05-22-2011, 06:30 PM

Oh noes, I've upset her.

Job's a good'un.

iLOVENZB

05-22-2011, 06:33 PM

Have you now? Nice try but you can't escape that easily. It appears they you're either buying time to think, or at least attempt to think, of something "clever" to say or admit defeat.

chalice

05-22-2011, 06:38 PM

Christ, man, you haven't seen The Godfather. It's difficult to find a place to start.

I will harsh you off this board in my sleep. I kinda tolerated the wank you posted cos I could see that you're clearly underdeveloped. Fuck sake, you work in a bakery.

You're well out of your league, child. Come back when you grow up.

iLOVENZB

05-22-2011, 06:40 PM

chalice

05-22-2011, 06:45 PM

I don't flame. I speak the truth, for better or worse.

Nobody here likes you or even knows you exist.

You only exist cos I'm talking to you right now. After that you'll just go back to being a fucking speck.

chalice

05-22-2011, 07:23 PM

She ran away.

:lol:

NotLettingItGo

05-22-2011, 07:31 PM

She probably just realised she was wasting her time talking to a 'fucking speck'.

chalice

05-22-2011, 07:39 PM

She probably just realised she was wasting her time talking to a 'fucking speck'.

You give her far too much credit.

Still, fear makes strange bedfellows. I hope she can satisfy your requirements. Fuck knows your poor wife couldn't.

NotLettingItGo

05-22-2011, 07:48 PM

You give her far too much credit.

Still, fear makes strange bedfellows. I hope she can satisfy your requirements. Fuck knows your poor wife couldn't.

And as if to prove my last post to you, there you go again commenting upon things you know sweet fuck all about.

chalice

05-22-2011, 07:56 PM

IdolEyes787

05-22-2011, 10:02 PM

Is it a crime not to have watched "The Godfather" series yet? Highly rated on IMDb but friends keep saying it's a 3hr borefest.
It's a felony not to have watched the first two but merely a misdemeanor to have passed on the third .

On second thought let me amend that and say the true crime is to leave it to the questionable tastes of others in determining what you decide to do.
Hell if I operated like that I'd have wasted God knows how many hours watching boxing and Premiere League Football.:mellow:

Btw if you let your friends and strangers on the intenet decide against it and end up not watching The Godfather and you ever for the sake of conversation need to fake it, just think Star Wars without the high tech or JarJar Binks .
Pacino is Luke(short, ghey conflicted hero -ish) ,James Caan is Han ( spoiler: that is to say if Han wasn't frozen in a block of Carbonite but instead shot many times until he was a bullet riddled corpse) , Duvell is Obi-wan and Brando is an only slightly less understandable Jabba the Hut.

There doesn't seem to be a Leia role but except for the slave girl outfit I really don't consider that to be much of a loss.

IdolEyes787

05-22-2011, 10:04 PM

Also how did your friends manage to see all of "the Godfather series" in three hours?

megabyteme

05-22-2011, 10:09 PM

Btw if you let your friends and strangers on the intenet decide against it and end up not watching The Godfather and you ever for the sake of conversation need to fake it, just think Star Wars without the high tech or JarJar Binks .
Pacino is Luke(short, ghey conflicted hero -ish) ,James Caan is Han ( spoiler: that is to say if Han wasn't frozen in a block of Carbonite but instead shot many times until he was a bullet riddled corpse) , Duvell is Obi-wan and Brando is an only slightly less understandable Jabba the Hut.

There doesn't seem to be a Leia role but except for the slave girl outfit I really don't consider that to be much of a loss.

If anyone ever questions why you are allowed to hang around on the bored, direct 'em to this post. :lol:

iLOVENZB

05-23-2011, 05:50 AM

@cunt, that speck probably had better things to do than listen to the result of an abused social reject.

My local video store didn't have The Godfather series on BluRay. Meh, cheaper to get the trilogy from some Asian on eBay anyway!

Mr. Mulder

05-24-2011, 07:10 AM

wurksup, bumfiddlers!!!!!

cannot be fucked today. true story.

watched that one flew over the cuckoos nest, jack nicholson before he was fat talking about banging a 14 year olds beaver and making fun of the mentally ill to their faces plus casual racism = win.

Mr. Mulder

05-24-2011, 07:15 AM

fuck there's a new louis theroux out and its about merkin prisons again! probably slipped past me as i don't have a television :eyebrows: /stealing.

iLOVENZB

05-24-2011, 07:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBBlRB1HH2g

iLOVENZB

05-24-2011, 07:29 AM

Dis how we role dawg:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW9nXG6Qy18&t=0m50s

I thought Green Street Hooligans was over exaggerated, clearly not. Fuck dat cunt up brah!

Mr. Mulder

05-25-2011, 07:52 AM

75799

iLOVENZB

05-25-2011, 10:41 AM

75799

Gold!

Skiz

05-25-2011, 07:22 PM

75799

:pinch:

Snee

05-25-2011, 08:24 PM

These days, very few things are nasty enough to make me regret I've just eaten.

Looking at the first pic wot I find of an actual actual blue waffle does though.

Mr. Mulder

05-26-2011, 07:04 AM

I'd have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner FTW :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

/wurksup, payday today and then a 4 day weekend, everythings coming up Milhouse!1 :01:

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cept now is that two day period (period, lolz) between getting paid and an unholy amount of rent, loans and bills go out :emo: )

Mr. Mulder

05-26-2011, 07:08 AM

in other news, I watched the 1995 film Hackers last night, fucking awesome it is. A bunch of crazy, homo looking kids wizzing around on rollerblades carrying floppy disks around with them. Plus a 20 year old angelina jolie with what must have been mega hard large bewbs, all fit and young. before she got old and started collecting little ethnics.

75855

doesn't get anymore gan'sta than this, SUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

iLOVENZB

05-26-2011, 08:39 AM

On planet TAFE, we had a free sausage sizzle and I met a girl while waiting in line. They jokingly asked me to talk to the chick in front so I did, turns out we have a lot in common and she invited me to her 21st next week :blink:.

I looked like a fucking bum today too, 4 day beard, trackies and flanny :shutup:.

iLOVENZB

05-26-2011, 08:40 AM

Where the fuck is cunt? I'm sure he'll have some meaningful advice that the padded walls in his cell have told him?

Proper Bo

05-27-2011, 07:41 PM

Evesup, ewe muthas:smilie4:
that is all:smilie4:
kbye:smilie4:

Snee

05-29-2011, 12:04 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHLtVhTaZjA

I wish I could do that. Also, I want to go to Cape Town.

iLOVENZB

05-29-2011, 09:34 AM

76081

iLOVENZB

05-29-2011, 09:35 AM

'Sup nuggets!

haincha

05-29-2011, 09:35 AM

Am I winning?

Something Else

05-29-2011, 11:27 PM

Something Else

05-29-2011, 11:28 PM

Nor that large.

Snee

05-30-2011, 03:47 PM

http://media.fukung.net/images/21041/833997ba262775f949141db4ec091e8e.gif

Mr. Mulder

05-31-2011, 07:42 AM

Nor that large.

and now? :smilie4:

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Mr. Mulder

05-31-2011, 07:47 AM

Sucker Punch 2011 DvDSCR XViD AC3 ReadNfo-SPRiNTER

zomfg!!111 i hope this is legit!1 :o

Mr. Mulder

05-31-2011, 07:59 AM

/wish it was friday, been at wurk for a good 42 minutes now. this is too much :emo:

iLOVENZB

05-31-2011, 08:06 AM

Sucker Punch 2011 DvDSCR XViD AC3 ReadNfo-SPRiNTER

zomfg!!111 i hope this is legit!1 :o

Obvious fake is obvious? SPRiNTER is a scene group and would not title a rls like that, yo.

Also the uploader posted a shitload of qwolity screeners in under 24hrs, yo

http://thepiratebay.org/user/installercapsule/

Its fucking worth the cinema viewing just for dat disney chick, lyke.

Mr. Mulder

05-31-2011, 08:14 AM

this day just gets worst and worsterer

/wrists :emo:

iLOVENZB

05-31-2011, 08:47 AM

Just saw dis fully sick doco thang on 4corners yo.

http://www.abc.net.au/iview/#/view/775504

Watch tha ep that aired last nite, 30th. Its fucking sick what the indonesian muslims do to cattle. im desensitized to most graphic scene but that fuckin epic, lyke.