Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

Michael Mcintyre is gheyer than the bad aids

i hate that chubby, floppy haired cunt.

[iLOVENZB]

Recommend me some stand up comedians then, preferable British.

[a7x]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35zBSQt67ZU

[Cheese]

He's shite as well.

[Mr. Mulder]

Recommend me some stand up comedians then, preferable British.

Lee Nelson FTW!!!!!!!!!! Me and the misses have been to see him a couple of thymes, i even got a photo taken with him :happy:


http://youtu.be/gYS3ErgOGbE

[a7x]

I suggest Tony Blair then.

[JPaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTF-cyYOfUc&feature=related

[JPaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBXkM63HvBs&feature=related

[JPaul]

And in a entirely different style.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV9wsPghPPY

[mjmacky]

Lee Nelson FTW!

Did I miss the joke? Because this was one of the least funniest comedians I've ever seen.

[Evelyn]

^^ look at your siggi, i wonder you ever need to post anything :O

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35zBSQt67ZU

Fucking lol because I can relate to that. I bet he travelled via Jetstar, bunch of cunts work there.

[iLOVENZB]

I suggest Tony Blair then.

I lol'd.

[iLOVENZB]

Lee Nelson sounds like Jamie O'liva but not as likeable. Know wha' I mean?

[iLOVENZB]

Thanks JPaul for the non-troll post.

[Evelyn]

^^ hey nzb where is your twin sister hologram?

[iLOVENZB]

Lee Nelson FTW!

Did I miss the joke? Because this was one of the least funniest comedians I've ever seen.

I had a bit of a giggle in this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6e99ZJnRNU

[JPaul]

Thanks JPaul for the non-troll post.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean.

[iLOVENZB]

Thanks JPaul for the non-troll post.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean.

Lee Nelson is a cunt.

[iLOVENZB]

^^ hey nzb where is your twin sister hologram?

Dunno,

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/435996-Hello-Hologram?p=3600316#post3600316

[iLOVENZB]

You don't see many orange stars in the Lounge. I guess they're too busy copy/pasting metadata?

[Mr. Mulder]

what the flip you muthas!! Lee Nelson is the bawls!!!!!

[iLOVENZB]

We know!

[Mr. Mulder]

im watching that moviefilm wall-e right now, its well alright.

needs moar laser cannons and human uprisings though'

81385

[iLOVENZB]

Pretty sure I slept through that one. Only 3 Pixar titles I don't like; Cars, Cars 2 and Wall-E.

[KFlint]

Wall-e looks promising at the beginning and run out of gas after about 40 minutes.

[iLOVENZB]

So what's the Cars franchise excuse then? Disney?

[KFlint]

Didn't even know those were from Pixar before you mentioned it, Cars 1 preview looked like a typical Disney movie indeed.

I never watched them so can't say how bad they are.

[IdolEyes787]

Wall-e looks promising at the beginning and run out of gas after about 40 minutes.

The first 20 minutes or so are by far the best part of Wall-E.Still it's one of the best animated movies to come out of Hollywood.

[KFlint]

I didn't think it was bad either, was just hoping for more with such a great start.

[iLOVENZB]

Former Mexican president urges legalizing drugs

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/07/26/mexico.drugs/index.html?hpt=wo_c2

[Mr. Mulder]

just watched the last angry boys, i'd shed a tear if i wasn't so manly and awesome.

[a7x]

http://blog.gsmarena.com/blackberry-messenger-6-is-out-has-become-even-more-social/

BB Pin.

[JPaul]

Wall-e looks promising at the beginning and run out of gas after about 40 minutes.

The first 20 minutes or so are by far the best part of Wall-E.Still it's one of the best animated movies to come out of Hollywood.

Cartoon, the word is cartoon.

[IdolEyes787]

I'll have the Academy get right on changing the title of award category then.

[JPaul]

I'll have the Academy get right on changing the title of award category then.

Thanks, I'd consider it a kindness.

Who are the Academy btw. I had always assumed there were at least a few.

[JPaul]

Mikey Junior

[iLOVENZB]

Only decent implementation I can see in Windows 7 are the following:


"New Folder" in explorer
Add/Remove programs
Dir structer is shorter eg. C:\Users\user\Documents instead of C:\Documents and Settings\user\My Documents


The UI? Meh, you can get used to it. No point in complaining about evolution; unless it's called Vista.

[IdolEyes787]

Who are the Academy btw. I had always assumed there were at least a few.

Other than a vague but unsubstantiated feeling that there might be a lot of gheys and Jews I'm really not sure.

[iLOVENZB]

I think I might get some Lego today and build something. After completing my puzzle yesterday I feel constructive. Haven't touched a puzzle since that 1000 piece "Where's Wally" one, back in the 90's. Terrible idea for a 10 year old :\.

[iLOVENZB]

Here she is:

81486

Made some Galaktoboureko yesterday too. Woke up this morning and it's half gone, my flat mates are pricks!

[iLOVENZB]

Who are the Academy btw. I had always assumed there were at least a few.

Other than a vague but unsubstantiated feeling that there might be a lot of gheys and Jews I'm really not sure.

There's a difference? :unsure:

PS. Was Amy Winehouse a lesbo?

[a7x]

I see Jedi :O

[IdolEyes787]

PS. Was Amy Winehouse a lesbo?

Whether she was or wasn't I don't think it makes the slightest bit of difference now.

Actually I'd be more concerned to see her father all smiles and giggles at a party five days after her death.

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[JPaul]

Who are the Academy btw. I had always assumed there were at least a few.

Other than a vague but unsubstantiated feeling that there might be a lot of gheys and Jews I'm really not sure.

I never thought you could pull off a homophobe racist.

Chapeau.

[IdolEyes787]

It's a gift.

[IdolEyes787]

Btw I'm not a racist.Some of my best friends are people.

[iLOVENZB]

Btw I'm not a racist.Some of my best friends are people.

Pretty sure the other wing would be called Speciesism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciesism). A term coined by extreme tree huggers.

[Mr. Mulder]

gym > laundrette > mates stag-dew


awwww yeeah.

[JPaul]

What time is it dew.

[JPaul]

http://photo.missbimbo.com/1/281/moy/224722.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

^^^ That looks like a midget!

[Something Else]

What time is it dew.

Normally in the mourning.

[JPaul]

http://www.wilcootje.nl/images/uploads/Officer-Crabtree.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

right you cunts, ive got an exam to study for. i can't very well carry on with stripper bumholes and 1980's sitcom innuendo all day :eyebrows:

thyme to make a coffee, check facebook, watch a few quick porn clips, do 5 minutes of study, watch some more porn clips, maybe some funny cat pictures followed by a further 10 minutes of study :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

http://imgf.tw/246479713.gif

[Something Else]

http://imgf.tw/607700280.gif

http://imgf.tw/922232870.gif

http://imgf.tw/977168943.gif

http://imgf.tw/895758582.gif

[iLOVENZB]

ao > google

[Groxxxy]

ao > google
Hey! I'm not 12 and what is this. :D

Thanks iLOVENZB

[iLOVENZB]

No

[JPaul]

right you cunts, ive got an exam to study for. i can't very well carry on with stripper bumholes and 1980's sitcom innuendo all day :eyebrows:

thyme to make a coffee, check facebook, watch a few quick porn clips, do 5 minutes of study, watch some more porn clips, maybe some funny cat pictures followed by a further 10 minutes of study :eyebrows: :eyebrows: :eyebrows:

http://fc.burlesonisd.net/~kmassingill/FOV1-0003941E/S02ECE20C.0/kid%20study.gif

[Proper Bo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxaXwwGUrXQ

[JPaul]

I lolled earl

[Proper Bo]

I think I recommended ewe steal snuff box ages ago or something else.

[JPaul]

I think I did or something else.

You know I never watch stuff I steal though.

[Mr. Mulder]

'evesup you fucking fucks!!!!!

[Something Else]

evesup jizzbolts! I had a pint... /pished

[chalice]

evesup jizzbolts! I had a pint... /pished

Noice.

Any slapper bum-hole action for 30 squids?

I could go to 35.

[Mr. Mulder]

fuck i want to go back there.

[Mr. Mulder]

got a mates wedding to go to saturday. is there such a thing as an after-stag? :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

Evesup jizzcocks:smilie4:

off for the festival tomorrow innit:01:

still need to pack tho' and my clothes all have those line things in them what wimmin make go away:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

also, this thread is 1234 days old, true story.

[chalice]

Evesup jizzcocks:smilie4:

off for the festival tomorrow innit:01:

still need to pack tho' and my clothes all have those line things in them what wimmin make go away:unsure:

I hope that you and your ex-missus get fucked-up on loads of drugs. Then your ex-missus makes a move and you're all like wahey. Then you get back together. Then you move back down to poof-land. Then you get a job in a paedo-jail. Then you have kids. Then you decide to be a Northern spastic again and watch tv instead of being romantic. Then she leaves you again. Then your kid gets sold into Southern prostitution. Then you lose your jawb cos the prisons all go bankrupt. Then you get the bad aids.

Then you get all :emo: and end up back here and then we all laugh and say welcome back, Peabody.

[Proper Bo]

Evesup jizzcocks:smilie4:

off for the festival tomorrow innit:01:

still need to pack tho' and my clothes all have those line things in them what wimmin make go away:unsure:

I hope that you and your ex-missus get fucked-up on loads of drugs. Then your ex-missus makes a move and you're all like wahey. Then you get back together. Then you move back down to poof-land. Then you get a job in a paedo-jail. Then you have kids. Then you decide to be a Northern spastic again and watch tv instead of being romantic. Then she leaves you again. Then your kid gets sold into Southern prostitution. Then you lose your jawb cos the prisons all go bankrupt. Then you get the bad aids.

Then you get all :emo: and end up back here and then we all laugh and say welcome back, Peabody.

You're such a nice person :lookaroun

[chalice]

I hope that you and your ex-missus get fucked-up on loads of drugs. Then your ex-missus makes a move and you're all like wahey. Then you get back together. Then you move back down to poof-land. Then you get a job in a paedo-jail. Then you have kids. Then you decide to be a Northern spastic again and watch tv instead of being romantic. Then she leaves you again. Then your kid gets sold into Southern prostitution. Then you lose your jawb cos the prisons all go bankrupt. Then you get the bad aids.

Then you get all :emo: and end up back here and then we all laugh and say welcome back, Peabody.

You're such a nice person :lookaroun

It's not me. It's my crystal balls.

[Proper Bo]

Gypo, I knew it!

[chalice]

:lol:

I'd give you the evil eyeball, but you're fucked enough as it is.

[Proper Bo]

I watched that Watchmen fillum t'other day, I know fuck all about the comics but I quite enjoyed it, like.

[chalice]

Yep, it's a bit like watching the merkin version of the office if you're merkin.

You think it's funny but you've never seen the original.

[Proper Bo]

I missed the bit where they sold paper, like.

[chalice]

Also, philosophical question:

I've got a bit of proper good orange bud left for a bong. Should I wait until I've eaten my shepherd's pie or should I have it now?

I might enjoy my shepherd's pie a damn sight more, but then I'll have fuck all to smoke after my dinner.

It's a pielemma to the max.

[Proper Bo]

Smoke it before dinner, obviousment.
If you smoke it after, you'll want more dinner. True Story.

[Proper Bo]

I should rly start packing:pinch:

[Cheese]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxaXwwGUrXQ

Snuff Box is all kinds of awesome, think I've watched it about a brazillion times now.

[Proper Bo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxaXwwGUrXQ

Snuff Box is all kinds of awesome, think I've watched it about a brazillion times now.

Agreed to the max. Also, hello.

[Skiz]

I've seen the original Office a couple of times. Horrible show. Prolly b/c that Gervais moran in it. That's like, starting with 2 strikes, ffs.

[chalice]

I've seen the original Office a couple of times. Horrible show. Prolly b/c that Gervais moran in it. That's like, starting with 2 strikes, ffs.

You're lucky I've just bonged the last of my ganja, you cunt.

Otherwise I'd have to start letting you...fuck it. Do what you like, you horrible American.

[Cheese]

Agreed to the max. Also, hello.

Hi to you too, I like what you've done with the place.

[Skiz]

At least you have a properly prepared shepherds pie. I hadn't had one in a number of years so we went to this UK-ish themed pub that has like 600 different brews and serves fish n chips and shepherds pie. It turned out to be disgusting and I let the manager know it when he came asking how everything turned out. The pie was basically a bowl of unseasoned meat and carrots with a thick layer of mashed taters on top. :no:

[chalice]

The pie was basically a bowl of unseasoned meat and carrots with a thick layer of mashed taters on top. :no:

You've just described my upbringing. Delicious it was too.

A traditional diet which completely circumvents the need for dental hygiene. You could suck it up through a straw.

That's better than Roger fucking Ramjet's protein pills. True story.

[chalice]

Also, wotcha chebus.

[Proper Bo]

mornsup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[Something Else]

evesup jizzbolts! I had a pint... /pished

Noice.

Any slapper bum-hole action for 30 squids?

I could go to 35.

Is that a type of skunk, or something else.

[nikone]

Curb is king you have to watch that!

[Something Else]

Also, philosophical question:

I've got a bit of proper good orange bud left for a bong. Should I wait until I've eaten my shepherd's pie or should I have it now?

I might enjoy my shepherd's pie a damn sight more, but then I'll have fuck all to smoke after my dinner.

It's a pielemma to the max.

Smoke it after dinner. That way you won't be annoyed. Smoke it before, and you'll be annoyed after. Smoke it after, and any, temporary annoyance, will soon drift away.

[JPaul]

Evening you charming young chaps.

Just in from doing stuff :earl:

Malmo is now my favourite plaice in Swedenavia.

I shall celebrate this revelation via the gift of getting too pished, late in the evening, on a school night.

True story.

[Cheese]

Sup, all.

...

Nite,all. That was a long day.

[JPaul]

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll237/jadi1982/Pon%20and%20Zi/cyanide%20and%20happiness/Whoosh.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

backfromwurkandgymsup, bummers!!!!

thyme for some fucking bacon!!! im not even lying dawgs!1

[Mr. Mulder]

not having to bother with the misses. Bacon. new episodes of breaking bad and weeds, its lyke the bestest day EVARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111

[Something Else]

Do any of you use an iPhone. (not you)

[Mr. Mulder]

me!!!! I DO!!!

/in other news i just found some well funny british porn :lol:

[JPaul]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Mr. Mulder]

go onto youjizz and type in the search field "sex in bathroom" and its the first one (at the moment) with the burd with brown hair holding her bewbs in a white vest and blue thong.

[Mr. Mulder]

its been a good 20 minutes now, he's clearly smashing one out :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

checking on the door every 30 seconds to make sure missez jp isn't aboot :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

probably fell asleep right after with his cawk out, a cold mug of coffee by his feet and his curtains open for the entire highstreet to look in, we've all been there :pinch:

[JPaul]

What's a highstreet.

Is that something where you people live in your rabbit warrens or something else.

[Mr. Mulder]

82285

its lyke a million of these put together, except taller :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

a homeless died on my road yesterday, choked on his own vomit and was left like that down a side alley all night :(

[Mr. Mulder]

there's fucking loads of them down here cos there's a load of news agents with 1p cans of XXXXXXXXXXX and betting shops and a needle exchange. i see them as i walk to work in the morning, sleeping at bus stops with their empty tins and sunburnt-to-fuck faces, some look just troubled - others covered in dried blood and black eyes. its proper skank down here. but this one that got found dead, he was head to toe in combats. you have to wonder if he was either a scumbag or if he was over in afgan only months ago before it all went wrong :eyebrows:

serious stuffs. :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

82287

awwwwwwwww yeaaa!

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ

[Skiz]

Do any of you use an iPhone. (not you)

Sup? :unsure:

[Skiz]

Has Weeds gotten any better this year? It was pretty shit last season.

[JPaul]

82285

its lyke a million of these put together, except taller :smilie4:

All in the same plaice, madness. It's madness I tell you.

[KFlint]

Has Weeds gotten any better this year? It was pretty shit last season.

Better than last season, but not great either, their time is running out...

[Mr. Mulder]

12/13 20minute episodes a pop, i can be bothered with it when it flags. i'd destroy that milf. :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Has Weeds gotten any better this year? It was pretty shit last season.

Better than last season, but not great either, their time is running out...

I genuinely thought he was asking about the mary janes type weed.

True Story

[iLOVENZB]

go onto youjizz and type in the search field "sex in bathroom" and its the first one (at the moment) with the burd with brown hair holding her bewbs in a white vest and blue thong.

What type of porn is this where she's covered?

[KFlint]

Better than last season, but not great either, their time is running out...

I genuinely thought he was asking about the mary janes type weed.

True Story

I don't blame you, I was talking about my yard and buying pesticides...

[Mr. Mulder]

Gan'staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars :smilie4:

working out of my proper office today and away from that ghey place ive been contracted to the past month!1 means access to internets, fheycebewk and better cawfee :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

82349

[Mr. Mulder]

82350

[Mr. Mulder]

82351

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[Artemis]

82349

Well that's new, I'd never heard of the purple helmeted yoghurt slinger before. Congratulations on a new low Mr Mulder.

[Snee]

idk, mangs. i just dk.

[chalice]

The new League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen is out innit.

It's the best thing that's ever happened to me ever. I've spent the last two days micro-dissecting 60's pop-culture minutiae. This will continue for the next two weeks at least, given the diabolical intricacies of Mr Moore's post-postmodern meta-contextual over-abundance.

It's high fucking art, kids.

[Snee]

Weight what?

#2 out of vol 3 or something?

[Snee]

'cos I read everything out like two days ago, at work.

So that's awesome

[Snee]

Also read at work this week: All of Metabarons, all of the Incal, Livewires, We3, started reading Tomorrow Stories today, some Lost Girls, Batman: Killing Joke, some Metal Hurlant, some HP Lovecraft thing, Kooka Burra, I am Legion and some other stuff I can't remember.

Would have done more, but some mentalist erased half her database, so I had to take a break.

[chalice]

Also read at work this week: All of Metabarons, all of the Incal, Livewires, We3, started reading Tomorrow Stories today, some Lost Girls, Batman: Killing Joke, some Metal Hurlant, some HP Lovecraft thing, Kooka Burra, I am Legion and some other stuff I can't remember.

Would have done more, but some mentalist erased half her database, so I had to take a break.

Good work.

PM sent as regards LOEG.

[Snee]

Recieved and recieving, to the max. Thanks.

[Mr. Mulder]

'evesup, chocolate faces :sneaky:

[Something Else]

Watching that Paul fillum. Eating shortcake. Drinking Tea. Win.

[Something Else]

And wopped. Obviousment.

[Mr. Mulder]

watching porn, drinking coffee and beating one off. Lifes my drug and im high on it right now, friends :mushy:

[Skiz]

Leaving Sunday to go on vacation for two weeks. Going to visit the parentals for the first week. They live in another state and up in the mountains with nothing else for miles and miles. 'Bout a 12 hour drive to get there. No cell phones, no internets, just good weather, good hiking, and clean air. Can't wait. :happy:

After that I'm driving another 12 hours to meet some friends in Vegas, making a stop for the day and night to camp in the Grand Canyon. :01:

[JPaul]

Drinking drink

Guitaring guitar

Interneting internet.


I am going with the motif that we can now create our own verbs. Like googling.

[megabyteme]

82349

Oleg, yer doing it wrong. :P

[megabyteme]

Leaving Sunday to go on vacation for two weeks. Going to visit the parentals for the first week. They live in another state and up in the mountains with nothing else for miles and miles. 'Bout a 12 hour drive to get there. No cell phones, no internets, just good weather, good hiking, and clean air. Can't wait. :happy:

After that I'm driving another 12 hours to meet some friends in Vegas, making a stop for the day and night to camp in the Grand Canyon. :01:

Sounds like a GREAT trip. Enjoy!

:jealous:

[KFlint]

Indeed, have a good trip.

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking.epic.night.

[Artemis]

Lol cool post

Can someone please beat lolboy unconscious with his own keyboard ?

[Snee]

This board is pretty shit through an android tablet. Defaults to some sort of half-working mobile skin, regardless of the size of the screen, or the fact that it's android 3, and thus can't be a cellphone.

Probably RealitY's fault again. tesco should run this place alone, imo.

[JPaul]

Tesco > RealitY. Fact.

If you ever see that as a slogan for an advertising campaign always remember, you saw it here first.

[Mr. Mulder]

had a pretty awesome day yesterday lyke. went to a mates wedding, he's only 22 but he's got a 4 year old kid with this burd so i guess he had to do it. ive nevar been to a wedding before, i didn't know what to expect rly. i got there early and met him and the best men round the back of the church, he was shaking like a fucking leaf. i gave him some of my redbull, then we thought it would be funny to give some to his little kid to make him extra hyper. we were right, it was funny. then he got married. church weddings are weird. then we all went to the pub next door where some rich guy bought everyone two rounds, that was pretty win. then there was lyke 5 hours to kill till the reception so i went back to a mates dads house with a load of others where we just got smashed. his dad is well funny, he's separated now and just gets smashed all the time, he kept telling my mate (his son) that he wish he was never born and that he was a mistake then my mate said he was going to reverse abortion him then we dared them to kiss with tongues and they fucking did it hahahaha!!!!!! then we played a game where we'd spray oust in each others faces and take a photo at that exact moment. then i went for a piss and one of my other friends was munching off his misses in the bathroom and she locked eyes with me as he was doing it. i would have well gotten in on that but i was pretty far gone, i don't think my p33n would have worked too good :eyebrows: anyway, then we all piled into taxies and went to the reception, had some drinks. then i got the train back to mine, met up with this girl i used to see and had a quick drink with her then went back to the misseses, passed out. woke up at 7 this morning and smashed the gym lyke a boss :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

The above is another real life true story, i'll be happy to answer any questions ewe might have :coffee:

[tesco]

This board is pretty shit through an android tablet. Defaults to some sort of half-working mobile skin, regardless of the size of the screen, or the fact that it's android 3, and thus can't be a cellphone.

Probably RealitY's fault again. tesco should run this place alone, imo.Not either of us, that would be the vb developers sucking as usual.

[iLOVENZB]

Bollocks!

[iLOVENZB]

I just watched 2 hours worth of yelling; Full Metal Jacket

[JPaul]

The above is another real life true story, i'll be happy to answer any questions ewe might have :coffee:

I was just glad to hear your tale of everlasting love and the deeply religious ceremony you attended.

Anyway, a question. I take it you now find the bad menage a trois to be an acceptable sport.

[Mr. Mulder]

if my wangers all up in some lady guts then its kewl :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Mulder you have a special talent,taking a tale of debauchery and somehow making the whole thing sound cute.

[Snee]

This board is pretty shit through an android tablet. Defaults to some sort of half-working mobile skin, regardless of the size of the screen, or the fact that it's android 3, and thus can't be a cellphone.

Probably RealitY's fault again. tesco should run this place alone, imo.Not either of us, that would be the vb developers sucking as usual.
You, sir, are living in the Nile.

[JPaul]

if my wangers all up in some lady guts then its kewl :smilie4:

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Mr. Mulder]

Mulder you have a special talent,taking a tale of debauchery and somehow making the whole thing sound cute.

:mushy:

[JPaul]

What debauchery is this.

[Artemis]

The above is another real life true story, i'll be happy to answer any questions ewe might have :coffee:

I was just glad to hear your tale of everlasting love and the deeply religious ceremony you attended.

Anyway, a question. I take it you now find the bad menage a trois to be an acceptable sport.

Just remember, no crossing swords while playing this sport :wacko:

[Snee]

Unless she looks like http://genealogyreligion.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Gozer-the-Gozerian.jpg

[Snee]

Chalice. Moebius dows interesting comics. Discuss.

[iLOVENZB]

82620

:blink:

[JPaul]

How can a guest be browsing this thread, is that even legal.

I demand answers and I demand them now.

[thebazzla]

How can a guest be browsing this thread, is that even legal.

I demand answers and I demand them now.its quite easy jp. the guest just finds the site and browse away no questions asked so to speak....

[Artemis]

Although why a guest would browse the last one to post fred is beyond me, yet more vicarious thrills in their sad little internet pseudo existence.

[ziggyjuarez]

Once they get out of basic training the movie is pretty dumb from then on. dabs

[Artemis]

Once they get out of basic training the movie is pretty dumb from then on. dabs

And on that random note, I had a green one but the wheel fell off....

[Mr. Mulder]

mornsup, dewds :smilie4:


yesterday was mega fail, im not even lying dawgs. got in at 7am and a fucking storm on sunday had taken out the ups so fucking everything was down! no domain controller, no exchange, no interwebs - nufing right. so i had to plug everything straight into the wall with no protection, but then the dc was the last thing to come back up so everyone got fucked up IP's from all sorts of places cos there was no dhcp right. so then once the primary was up, fucking everything else had to be restarted so dhcp could kick in properly and some of those servers take an hour to go down and come back up again, was here till 9pm last night - 14 hour shift and im back here now for half 7 :no: and whats even worse is that our new receptionist wont respond to any of my sexual advances. shit just gets worse and worse :no: :no: :no:

[iLOVENZB]

Time to get a new receptionist !!!!

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy why dont you head down your local rioting street and steal another UPS?

[Barbarossa]

Hello you little sausages anyone shared any files lately? :coffee:

EDIT: Fuck me when did I become "Retired Staff" ??? I sound like an old headmaster or some shit like that :angry:


TESCO - Can I be normal again now please? :wacko:

[Mr. Mulder]

Muldy why dont you head down your local rioting street and steal another UPS?

funny you should say that, 7:30pm tonight it kicks off here on my exact road, exactly one house down from where i live is the meeting place. can't fucking wait!! if they smash up Blockbusters i'll be straight in there for the ben and jerrys!!1

[Cheese]

The new League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen is out innit.

It's the best thing that's ever happened to me ever. I've spent the last two days micro-dissecting 60's pop-culture minutiae. This will continue for the next two weeks at least, given the diabolical intricacies of Mr Moore's post-postmodern meta-contextual over-abundance.

It's high fucking art, kids.

Must have.

Gonna wait until Mrs Cheese and baby Cheese are away so I can read uninterrupted.

Waiting hard.

[Cheese]

They tried to start a riot in Plymouth. Meeting point: Poundland.

Couple of blokes turned up put a brick through Debenhams' window and got arrested.

Dicks.

[Snee]

The new League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen is out innit.

It's the best thing that's ever happened to me ever. I've spent the last two days micro-dissecting 60's pop-culture minutiae. This will continue for the next two weeks at least, given the diabolical intricacies of Mr Moore's post-postmodern meta-contextual over-abundance.

It's high fucking art, kids.

Must have.
Yes, you do.

It is ace.


Bit short though, I felt.

I except the next one will be out in, oh, 2013 :dabs:

[Snee]

Oh and

...Mrs Cheese...

:ghey:

You should go celibate, yo. The last one totally broke up the band.

[JPaul]

How can a guest be browsing this thread, is that even legal.

I demand answers and I demand them now.its quite easy jp. the guest just finds the site and browse away no questions asked so to speak....

Good answer, well presented.

[JPaul]

mornsup, dewds :smilie4:


yesterday was mega fail, im not even lying dawgs. got in at 7am and a fucking storm on sunday had taken out the ups so fucking everything was down! no domain controller, no exchange, no interwebs - nufing right. so i had to plug everything straight into the wall with no protection, but then the dc was the last thing to come back up so everyone got fucked up IP's from all sorts of places cos there was no dhcp right. so then once the primary was up, fucking everything else had to be restarted so dhcp could kick in properly and some of those servers take an hour to go down and come back up again, was here till 9pm last night - 14 hour shift and im back here now for half 7 :no: and whats even worse is that our new receptionist wont respond to any of my sexual advances. shit just gets worse and worse :no: :no: :no:

Did you pish in the floppy.

[JPaul]

The new League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen is out innit.

It's the best thing that's ever happened to me ever. I've spent the last two days micro-dissecting 60's pop-culture minutiae. This will continue for the next two weeks at least, given the diabolical intricacies of Mr Moore's post-postmodern meta-contextual over-abundance.

It's high fucking art, kids.



Must have.

Gonna wait until Mrs Cheese and baby Cheese are away so I can read uninterrupted.

Waiting hard.

Woah there soldier. Mrs Cheese and who.

[JPaul]

Hello you little sausages anyone shared any files lately? :coffee:

EDIT: Fuck me when did I become "Retired Staff" ??? I sound like an old headmaster or some shit like that :angry:


TESCO - Can I be normal again now please? :wacko:

When were you normal before like.

[Something Else]

Leg-ends game is great. Larsson hat-trick.

[JPaul]

Leg-ends game is great. Larsson hat-trick.

What a night.

54,000 there and a brilliant atmosphere.

Not bad for a leg-ends game on a Tuesday night.

[Something Else]

It was a competitive and entertaining game, there was a brilliant atmosphere, lots of smiles, all for a good cause, and no riots.

It's a win win situation.

[JPaul]

It was a competitive and entertaining game, there was a brilliant atmosphere, lots of smiles, all for a good cause, and no riots.

It's a win win situation.

win win win to the macs.

[thebazzla]

what. has there been footy on tonight i thought it was all canceled...

[JPaul]

what. has there been footy on tonight i thought it was all canceled...

Celtic leg ends v Man Utd leg ends. It was on ITV4.

Quality stuff.

http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae335/naka25/80ab2fcf.jpg

[JPaul]

Oh and the funds all went to Oxfam, for the East Africa appeal I think.

There were 54,000 there, plus TV money, plus 3 fans won auctions to play, plus txt giving.

John Kennedy was supposed to get a load as his testimonial, but he said it could all go to Oxfam. His career was effectively ended by a bad tackle against him in a Scotland "friendly" It was about 15 minutes into his international debut, he was about 21 at the time. He played a bit after that, but his career was effectively over.

[thebazzla]

i was flicking through the channels and skipped over that. i thought it was a documentary or something else.
and obviously it wasn't played at old trafford . mmm just looked up the result and i missed a goal fest to boot..

[thebazzla]

54,000 eh good crowd indeed

[JPaul]

Not bad for a leg ends game on a Tuesday night, when our season has already started.

It was actually worth watching, but then I am hardly a neutral.

[thebazzla]

Not bad for a leg ends game on a Tuesday night, when our season has already started.

It was actually worth watching, but then I am hardly a neutral.let me guess you where supporting man u ?

[JPaul]

Not bad for a leg ends game on a Tuesday night, when our season has already started.

It was actually worth watching, but then I am hardly a neutral.let me guess you where supporting man u ?

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3746/shock.jpg

[thebazzla]

excellent reply as always jp
off to watch itv4 now just started the film day of the dead ..

[Mr. Mulder]

mornsup, dewds :smilie4:


yesterday was mega fail, im not even lying dawgs. got in at 7am and a fucking storm on sunday had taken out the ups so fucking everything was down! no domain controller, no exchange, no interwebs - nufing right. so i had to plug everything straight into the wall with no protection, but then the dc was the last thing to come back up so everyone got fucked up IP's from all sorts of places cos there was no dhcp right. so then once the primary was up, fucking everything else had to be restarted so dhcp could kick in properly and some of those servers take an hour to go down and come back up again, was here till 9pm last night - 14 hour shift and im back here now for half 7 :no: and whats even worse is that our new receptionist wont respond to any of my sexual advances. shit just gets worse and worse :no: :no: :no:

Did you pish in the floppy.

im no hammer chewer ffs!!!! that's the first thing i pished on!!

[iLOVENZB]

And it's reached Manchester: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/pictures/2011/08/10/riots-in-manchester-tuesday-9th-august-115875-23333666/

[Snee]

Must have.

Gonna wait until Mrs Cheese and baby Cheese are away so I can read uninterrupted.

Waiting hard.

Woah there soldier. Mrs Cheese and who.

Agreed, how have we missed that.

It must have been all like

82838

[Snee]

82839

I bet there's ginger hair under that towel.

[Mr. Mulder]

wait a minute, chebus leaves the interwebs for lyke 10minutes and in that thyme he makes an actual human baby????? :o

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

back home from teh lilmiss's, had an orsum to the macks thyme at rebellion, got rly rly spangled, laughed at a midget, argued with bar staff and might possibly have watched a few bands.
An orsum week, to say the least:happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

ffs ewe know what we're going to ask so just either tell us or let us smell your fingers and be done with it :no:

[Proper Bo]

:lol:

[Proper Bo]

:sneaky:

[Something Else]

AllenS says: Sup, I can't recover my pass at fst can you help, the lounge any better theses days, looks a like it full of ghey Aussies.

[Mr. Mulder]

tell him i can sell him a new one :sly:

[Mr. Mulder]

:sneaky:

:sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

what happened in the last futurama? was the giant space whale the last one to come out or has there been one since lyke? :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

back home from teh lilmiss's, had an orsum to the macks thyme at rebellion, got rly rly spangled, laughed at a midget, argued with bar staff and might possibly have watched a few bands.
An orsum week, to say the least:happy:

lilmiss has a bar, bands and a midget at her plaice.

Fucking quality.

That makes Muldster's stories of licking a strippers arse and his mate giving him a blow job sound positively pedestrian.

[Mr. Mulder]

:(

[iLOVENZB]

Me and some mates went to Byron Bay for the hell of it today, while I was there I met a chick that I knew from high school. I ditched my cunt mates and we hanged for like the whole day. She invited me to her friends 18th (Friday) and we're gonna watch a movie, have dinner then get smashed on Saturday. She also said that she might be going to the Year 12 formal (Prom for the Northern equator kents) and said I should come.

Fucking oath, what a well worth trip that was.

[iLOVENZB]

There's this fucked up Ice Cream place in Byron. We had Ice cream and this bitch got a scoop, whacked it on a granite bench, crushed up my picked sweet in it (Tim Tam for me), folded it over and then put it in a cup.

I was like, this bitch be trollin'

[Something Else]

:whoosh:

[Mr. Mulder]

82979

[Snee]

what happened in the last futurama? was the giant space whale the last one to come out or has there been one since lyke? :eyebrows:

New one out today, lyke.

Watching the fuck out of it right now!§

[Something Else]

Was it the bone-eating vampire one. I enjoyed it to the max. I think I missed teh Space Whale one, or something else. Maube even two. Who woulda thunk it.

[Something Else]

I slept pretty well, but I made a few mistakes.

[Proper Bo]

snee won the internets

[JPaul]

Congrats Snee San.

What do you intend doing with it.

[Snee]

I think I have won at least 3 internets now :sly:

One broke, though.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTBsm0LzSP0


Was it the bone-eating vampire one. I enjoyed it to the max. I think I missed teh Space Whale one, or something else. Maube even two. Who woulda thunk it.

It was.

Now I'm stealing some thundercats.

[Snee]

Congrats Snee San.

What do you intend doing with it.

I'd fill it with porn and canadian indians going lol all the time, but that's already been done, so I'm at a loss :emo:

[IdolEyes787]

We call them Aboriginals or Native Canadians so not to appear racist and maybe incite them to war parties and scalping and other quaint native customs .

[IdolEyes787]

It's especially important to be polite when they've been drinking.

[Proper Bo]

Evesup jizzcocks:smilie4:

off for the festival tomorrow innit:01:

still need to pack tho' and my clothes all have those line things in them what wimmin make go away:unsure:

I hope that you and your ex-missus get fucked-up on loads of drugs. Then your ex-missus makes a move and you're all like wahey. Then you get back together. Then you move back down to poof-land. Then you get a job in a paedo-jail. Then you have kids. Then you decide to be a Northern spastic again and watch tv instead of being romantic. Then she leaves you again. Then your kid gets sold into Southern prostitution. Then you lose your jawb cos the prisons all go bankrupt. Then you get the bad aids.

Then you get all :emo: and end up back here and then we all laugh and say welcome back, Peabody.

well, you got the first bits right

edit: I've not moved anywhere tho'

[JPaul]

Which bit did he get right, up to and including what.

[Proper Bo]

up to and including the get back together part:smilie4:

[Biggles]

up to and including the get back together part:smilie4:

To be fair the bits after that did seem less likely to be immediately feasible

:happy: on the first bits though

[Proper Bo]

:lookaroun

[Biggles]

:lookaroun


:shifty:

Also nice to see Chavis is still a romantic at heart...sort of.

[Something Else]

He's Cupid of the bored on this evidence.

[Something Else]

Mrs.Something Else and I are having our tenth anniversary this month. What flavour is it.

[Something Else]

The fellow trying to spit (see sig.) is Guybrush Threepwood. True story.

[JPaul]

up to and including the get back together part:smilie4:

I knew you were going to say that, Gaylord.

[JPaul]

Mrs.Something Else and I are having our tenth anniversary this month. What flavour is it.

I believe that is the ganja flavoured one.

A tin of ganja would be an ideal idea.

[Proper Bo]

The fellow trying to spit (see sig.) is Guybrush Threepwood. True story.


Eye no.

monkey island > *

[Proper Bo]

up to and including the get back together part:smilie4:

I knew you were going to say that, Gaylord.

I knew you knew I was going to say that. True Story.

[JPaul]

I knew you were going to say that, Gaylord.

I knew you knew I was going to say that. True Story.

That actually came as a bit of a surprise.

[Biggles]

Year Traditional Modern

1st Paper Clocks
2nd Cotton China
3rd Leather Crystal, Glass
4th Fruit/Flowers Electrical Appliances
5th Wood Silverware
6th Iron Wood
7th Wool Desk Sets
8th Bronze Linens, Lace
9th Pottery Leather
10th Tin Diamond Jewellery
11th Steel Jewellery
12th Silk Pearls, Coloured Gems
13th Lace Textiles, Furs
14th Ivory Gold Jewellery
15th Crystal Watches
20th China Platinum
25th Silver Silver
30th Pearl Diamond
35th Coral Jade
40th Ruby Ruby
45th Sapphire Sapphire
50th Gold Gold
55th Emerald Emerald
60th Diamond Diamond
75th Diamond Diamond


There you go - traditional is best I think :)

It was our Pearl anniversary a couple of weeks ago - or un-anniversary as we calls it now :happy:

[Biggles]

Sorry the tabbed space disappeared between trad and modern. Can't be arsed trying to fix it so just imagine it's there.

[Mr. Mulder]

Ahoisup you massive bag of BUMMERS!!!

[Something Else]

Sorry the tabbed space disappeared between trad and modern. Can't be arsed trying to fix it so just imagine it's there.

Thanks, surelys. Why did who change these things, and for watt purpose.

[megabyteme]

Welcome back, Mulder. How did Marty Gras go? Yer ass still airtight?

[Something Else]

I am not buying:

1st Paper Clocks
2nd Cotton China
3rd Leather Crystal, Glass
4th Fruit/Flowers Electrical Appliances
5th Wood Silverware
6th Iron Wood
7th Wool Desk Sets
8th Bronze Linens, Lace
9th Pottery Leather
10th Tin Diamond Jewellery

No wai. No how.

[Something Else]

Mrs.Something Else and I are having our tenth anniversary this month. What flavour is it.

I believe that is the ganja flavoured one.

A tin of ganja would be an ideal idea.

I don't think they've sold it in tins since 1972 in Uruguay. Oh. I see what you did there.

[Biggles]

Sorry the tabbed space disappeared between trad and modern. Can't be arsed trying to fix it so just imagine it's there.

Thanks, surelys. Why did who change these things, and for watt purpose.

Gift shop owners and the makers of tacky anniversary gifts I suspect. Also I suspect iron, tin, bronze etc., aren't as popular gifts as they were 2,500 years ago.

[Biggles]

Ahoisup you massive bag of BUMMERS!!!

So did you manage to persuade the attractive les bean with the purple bra that you were one of her kind?

[Something Else]

Thanks, surelys. Why did who change these things, and for watt purpose.

Gift shop owners and the makers of tacky anniversary gifts I suspect. Also I suspect iron, tin, bronze etc., aren't as popular gifts as they were 2,500 years ago.

Lucky for me that Mrs. Something Else is an Archaeologeress then.

[Snee]

Ahoisup you massive bag of BUMMERS!!!

lolf

[JPaul]

Hoi Muldster, did any of the gays try to ram it down your throat or something else.

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh good heavens yes. i told them all i wasn't interested of course (or did i? :sly: ) i was h'actually a little bit naughty and spent an entire 10 hours drinking in the streets with a girl whom wasn't my misses, someone i used to insert a part of my self into. i've not told her of course. gaypride was awesome, i don't own a tshirt that isn't tight fitting so i blended right in. they were selling poppers in the street, all the pubs and bars were serving with plastic cups so you could wonder off back into it all, loads of men and women on the side of the road laying down throwing up at about 11am. Looking forward to next years ftw :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

83407

any of you h8rs watching Wilfred? i've only watched the first 5, its pretty good lyke.

[Something Else]

Barcelona - Real Madrid. Stream starting nowserz.