Last one to post wins the internets

[enoughfakefiles]

Well it took 21 years but it finally happened:whistling

Have you finally took it of the wrapper Ziggy :ohmy:

[enoughfakefiles]

Out here in Nova scotia this week in a little town call Pictou. My room reminds me like the rooms at Norman bates house :ohmy;

How expensive is this country, all the jokes JP used to make about the pound to Candian dollar simply aren't true :angry:

[IdolEyes787]

Out here in Nova scotia this week in a little town call Pictou. My room reminds me like the rooms at Norman bates house :ohmy;

How expensive is this country, all the jokes JP used to make about the pound to Candian dollar simply aren't true :angry:
Nova Scotia tends to run more expensive than other parts Canada and added to that everything basically doubles in price during tourist season.
Btw what in the name of God are you doing in Pictou?

[ziggyjuarez]

:blushing:

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, bumfaces!!!1 :ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh shit yeah, new weeds is out!!1 a little bit of sex wee just came out. the grim, grim things i would do to mary louise parker :naughty: fucking love weeds though, it changes up every series so it never gets old and each epsisode is only lyke 20 minutes so its lyke it always stays fresh - fresh like clean vagine :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

im reading a book about north korea in my spare time, it is mega lulz in some parts. they're not allowed to have any paintings or photos on the wall except for either a photo of kim il sung, a photo of kim jong il and a third photo of the two of them together. They get given these for free along with a box with a white cloth in it to clean the mould off them. their version of the police can come into peoples homes at any given time to inspect the photos for mould and arrest them if they find any. Men aren't allowed their hair to grow over 5cm, 7cm is allowed for balding men. None of the buildings in pyongyang have advertisements on them or wording, only stuffs about the Democratic People's Republic or "our dear leader kim jong il" are allowed up. and cos there's no power, if you were to stand in the middle of their high street at 7pm in the evening, if you looked left or right you wouldn't even be able to see the building cos its so dark. And, each northern Korean village/town gets its own cinema but only shows propaganda movies and the occasional Russian film on a weekend as a treat. One film once had a scene where it was suggested that a man and a woman kissed, it was rated 18/R and banned weeks later

its a good book lyke.

[Mr. Mulder]

cannot be fucked today. im watching 4 screens windows update right now, all of them service packs its taking forevar :dabs:

[mjmacky]

im reading a book about north korea in my spare time, it is mega lulz in some parts. they're not allowed to have any paintings or photos on the wall except for either a photo of kim il sung, a photo of kim jong il and a third photo of the two of them together. They get given these for free along with a box with a white cloth in it to clean the mould off them. their version of the police can come into peoples homes at any given time to inspect the photos for mould and arrest them if they find any. Men aren't allowed their hair to grow over 5cm, 7cm is allowed for balding men. None of the buildings in pyongyang have advertisements on them or wording, only stuffs about the Democratic People's Republic or "our dear leader kim jong il" are allowed up. and cos there's no power, if you were to stand in the middle of their high street at 7pm in the evening, if you looked left or right you wouldn't even be able to see the building cos its so dark. And, each northern Korean village/town gets its own cinema but only shows propaganda movies and the occasional Russian film on a weekend as a treat. One film once had a scene where it was suggested that a man and a woman kissed, it was rated 18/R and banned weeks later

its a good book lyke.

There are so many things going on there, even more terrible then what you've described. The kind of shit refugees who've fled to South Korea have described is absolutely ridiculous. Oddly, I don't have an empathetic reaction... as the only thing running through my mind is why isn't there grand scale revolt? It's a mass nation of enablers.

[Mr. Mulder]

but all that bullshit is drilled into them from birth. they wake up, clean their photos of their leaders, put on their pins/badges over their hearts of kim jong ill, go to work for 8 hours, then to their brainwashing classes in the factories after for a further 4 hours where they talk about their weaknesses like believing they're not working hard enough. Then they go home to their small one room homes where they roll out beds and all sleep in the same room... etc... And, 80% of them believe they are lucky. That they have it good and feel bad for countries like America, Japan - whom they believe are falling apart due to the propaganda announcements that get drilled into them through speakers (sometimes in their homes if they're wealthy enough). They believe this is as good as it gets. Such a small, small amount of them know the truth or have suspicions. They have 26 year old school teachers who don't know how babies are made. And the very thought of defecting to the south would turn the stomach of most north Koreans as it would go against everything they know

[Mr. Mulder]

shits getting too real, this is the lounge ffs!1
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[mjmacky]

They have 26 year old school teachers who don't know how babies are made

They have that in rural China too. I knew a teacher who didn't know right up until the point she gave birth. I don't know if it's just Asian culture, but they seem to be really susceptible to brainwashing. The Chinese, South Koreans, Japanese, etc. that come abroad tend to be more "enlightened" then their average counterpart, but it seems pretty bad. It's not as if the human mind is defenseless against propaganda, for the purpose of propaganda is to substitute reason, and that can only go so far. They're at the point where people have found themselves needing to resort to cannibalism over there, it's gotta be catalyzing some eye opening. About it getting too real, you did bring it up...

[megabyteme]

Well it took 21 years but it finally happened:whistling

So, yer a felon now?

[Evelyn]

what about wining ?

[iLOVENZB]

Winning*

[iLOVENZB]

Clearly I one.

[Skiz]

How does one pronounce "Peugeot"? :unsure:

[iLOVENZB]

I thought it was "pay-je-ot" (phonetically). You thinking of purchasing one Skiz?

[Mr. Mulder]

Clearly I one.

ive been trying to win these freds for 8 years now and it always goes to some bawlbag... :emo:


/wrists

[Mr. Mulder]

How does one pronounce "Peugeot"? :unsure:

if you're british and talk proper like wot i do its per-gee-owe

[Mr. Mulder]

/last working day of the week sup, got a couple of days off then after that im being pimped out to another IT company for a month where i'll probably get no thyme for internets :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo:
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[iLOVENZB]

Only 1 and a bit days before I'm off to Victoria.

If you're a law enforcement, I'll be in Geelong for a brief period if you want to catch up and have lunch.

[iLOVENZB]

/me wonders is Smorgies is still around

[iLOVENZB]

Angry.Boys.S01E08.WS.PDTV.XviD-FQM,,,, yewww

[Mr. Mulder]

wat! :o i've been waiting for a torrent for episode 7!11111111 :o

[iLOVENZB]

I'm pretty sure it gets aired on ABC and HBO on the same day and you BBC guys get it in HD a week later.

http://85.214.105.230/search/index.php?search=angry%20boys

[Something Else]

How does one pronounce "Peugeot"? :unsure:

It's Purr, show. True story.

[Skiz]

Where does the 'R' sound come in? :eyebrows:

And no I'm not thinking of buying one. If it isn't a truck or full sized SUV, I'm not interested. I've never owned a car. True story. I'm pretty sure they aren't sold in the US anyhow, though that 508 model on their website looks pretty solid.

I only inquired as I've been playing GT5 and not knowing how to pronounce it has been bugging me. I thought it was something like pwhey-got. :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

http://inogolo.com/pronunciation/d1553/Peugeot

They make cars?

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[KFlint]

I thought it was something like pwhey-got. :blink:

Try that : http://translate.google.com/?hl=fr&tab=wT#fr|en|peugeot

It will give you the right prononciation in french and english.

They don't sell Peugeot outside of Europe as far as I know. It's popular in France, they have a lot of their subcompact models there.

[Gripper]

Lol @Idol yes peugeot sell cars and in the UK we pronounce it Purr joe,cause we invented English and just make up any old shit to suit us. :)

[IdolEyes787]

Lol @Idol yes peugeot sell cars and in the UK we pronounce it Purr joe,cause we invented English and just make up any old shit to suit us. :)

The Merkins do the same thing but they refer to it as history.
Anyway I knew I should have gone with a Tommy Simpson picture.

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[IdolEyes787]

Here's a more recent picture .Obviously he hasn't aged well.

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[Proper Bo]

Lol @Idol yes peugeot sell cars and in the UK we pronounce it Purr joe,cause we invented English and just make up any old shit to suit us. :)

I prefer pew-gee-ot
I know it's wrong, but I like it


(fnar-fnar)

[Something Else]

Phoneticalist. :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

Phoneticalist. :eyebrows:

Ferneticalist.

[ziggyjuarez]

I'm on one.

[Mr. Mulder]

Dhey three of week one at this stoopid company ive been contracted to for the month. can't even install a simple printer driver without getting approval from three different departments. i hate it there :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Proper Bo]

bumpsup, jizzcocks.

[JPaul]

Mornin' dicks.

[chalice]

Mornin' dicks.

And hello.

That was one hell of a wandering the internets in your guise as warrior poet session there. I was beginning to wonder if you hadn't met a war-like and poetic end.

True story.

[JPaul]

Mornin' dicks.

And hello.

That was one hell of a wandering the internets in your guise as warrior poet session there. I was beginning to wonder if you hadn't met a war-like and poetic end.

True story.

It was touch and go for a bit.

Wahey!!!

[JPaul]

In other news, my sig may now be illegal in Scotland.

Only if it offends huns tho'.

[chalice]

Fnar.

Welcome back.

[chalice]

In other news, my sig may now be illegal in Scotland.

Only if it offends huns tho'.

I can think of plenty of other things to call them if they don't like the hun appendage.

[JPaul]

In other news, my sig may now be illegal in Scotland.

Only if it offends huns tho'.

I can think of plenty of other things to call them if they don't like the hun appendage.

Funny thing is any hun I know has no problem being called a hun. I even refer to one of them as my wee fat hun pal (he has a season ticket, as does his son and his father). They go to every game and are bigoted to the core, but no problem with being called a hun or being described as "all hunned up".

Yet collectively they now seem to take great offence at the title. Not him and his family like, the great unwashed as a hole.

Weird isn't it.

[chalice]

I can think of plenty of other things to call them if they don't like the hun appendage.

Funny thing is any hun I know has no problem being called a hun. I even refer to one of them as my wee fat hun pal (he has a season ticket, as does his son and his father). They go to every game and are bigoted to the core, but no problem with being called a hun or being described as "all hunned up".

Yet collectively they now seem to take great offence at the title. Not him and his family like, the great unwashed as a hole.

Weird isn't it.

Not where I come from, mate.

They're still considering a referendum on whether or not Reebok fucking plims should ethically sport a Union Jack over here.

Apart from getting called huns, they get called dirty black orange bastards/cunts or orangies for short. An Orangeman is an Orangey. That's some biting social satire right there. Stick a Y on the end and that'll do.

[JPaul]

Funny thing is any hun I know has no problem being called a hun. I even refer to one of them as my wee fat hun pal (he has a season ticket, as does his son and his father). They go to every game and are bigoted to the core, but no problem with being called a hun or being described as "all hunned up".

Yet collectively they now seem to take great offence at the title. Not him and his family like, the great unwashed as a hole.

Weird isn't it.

Not where I come from, mate.

They're still considering a referendum on whether or not Reebok fucking plims should ethically sport a Union Jack over here.

Apart from getting called huns, they get called dirty black orange bastards/cunts or orangies for short. An Orangeman is an Orangey. That's some biting social satire right there. Stick a Y on the end and that'll do.

Stick a y on the end of anything and it sounds more chummy.

Am I right or am I wrong, cunty.

[chalice]

You're right, dicky.

Do you think they might prefer hunny?

[JPaul]

You're right, dicky.

Do you think they might prefer hunny?

:LOL: genious.

[Proper Bo]

Hallo Jp, long thyme never seen.

[JPaul]

Yo Bo.

I bought one of those Binatone EBook things from Asda for 50 squids.

Once you learn to read you should try one.

[Proper Bo]

Can I not download one for free?

[JPaul]

Can I not download one for free?

Yup, download it from here, but keep it quiet.

http://direct.asda.com/Binatone-ReadMe-Daily-7ins-eBook/000510305,default,pd.html

[Proper Bo]

Out of stock. My granda's got one of those kindle things tho', i might just wait til he dies and have that.

[JPaul]

Out of stock. My granda's got one of those kindle things tho', i might just wait til he dies and have that.

Great plan, you know it makes sence.

I bought mine in the shop, like we used to back in the day. 50 squids and it also plays music and videos. Got a 16Gb micro sd card for £13 off the internets to go with it.

[Proper Bo]

Sounds kwality, like. I don't really have a need for a portable music/video player myself tho'.

[chalice]

Get one for me then.

[Proper Bo]

I can't afford a pouch of cunting baccy, nevermind pishing money away on you.

[JPaul]

Sounds kwality, like. I don't really have a need for a portable music/video player myself tho'.

I got it for the books really, the other things are just a bonus. Though it is quite handy if you want to listen to music and read at the same thyme.

It's shite for reading and watching a fillum at the same thyme though.

[chalice]

Far enoughski.

You should do freelance screw work or something else. Just kidnap a few wrong'uns and pay yourself a wage out of their equity.

Result.

[Proper Bo]

Sounds kwality, like. I don't really have a need for a portable music/video player myself tho'.

I got it for the books really, the other things are just a bonus. Though it is quite handy if you want to listen to music and read at the same thyme.

It's shite for reading and watching a fillum at the same thyme though.

Subtitled films must be a right bastard then.

[JPaul]

The thought just hadn't occurred.

I may just use that as a stock answer from now on. It pretty much covers every occasion.

[Proper Bo]

Where have ewe been for the last however long anyway?

[JPaul]

Where have ewe been for the last however long anyway?

Doing stuff :earl:

[Proper Bo]

Fair point, well explained.

[JPaul]

Fair point, well explained.

Sorry if it got to technical at parts.

[Something Else]

Where did your o go.

[JPaul]

Where did your o go.

I felt too was just to elaborate.

[Something Else]

:lol:

Quality postage.

[JPaul]

7 words, 3 homonyms knot bad going.

[Something Else]

What's a homonyms knot, and why is it going so badly. I've learnt how to tie a Blake's Hitch, but your homonym knot sounds like more of a Shatner's Bassoon.

I do Tree surgery and stuffs now.

[JPaul]

What's a homonyms knot, and why is it going so badly. I've learnt how to tie a Blake's Hitch, but your homonym knot sounds like more of a Shatner's Bassoon.

I do Tree surgery and stuffs now.

Is that the thing they were looking for at CERN, the Shatner's Bassoon.

In other questions, when did you branch out into that.

[Something Else]

It was in Brass Eye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

September. You just couldn't resist. I also write reviews of iPhone apps. Mostly Tree Surgery tho' .

[JPaul]

"I also write reviews of iPhone apps. Mostly Tree Surgery tho'"

It's certainly an eclectic mix.

I can just imagine your reviews "Pish"

[Something Else]

They don't pay me if I write that kind of thing. I tried.

[JPaul]

Who are you writing them for like.

[Something Else]

A couple of websites. I also work with the app developers a bit. Various stuff.

[JPaul]

It's certainly an interesting mix.

It must have been quite a conversation with the careers teacher when you were making these plans.



Careers Teacher - So what do you want to do with your life.

SE - Mostly Tree Surgery, but I quite fancy developing iPhone apps and reviewing them on the interweb.

CT - What the fuk is a tree.

Both face the camera and frown.

wah wah wah wah.

[Something Else]

We didn't have career advisors in hippie school. We were encouraged to find our own path. True story.

[JPaul]

We didn't have career advisors in hippie school. We were encouraged to find our own path. True story.

Hence the dilettante mentality one can only assume.

[Something Else]

I don't like the sound of eclectic dilettante. Not one bit.

[Hologram]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html

Watched some videos on youtube about it. I was so close to puking. Jesus fucking Christ.

[JPaul]

I don't like the sound of eclectic dilettante. Not one bit.

Which bit don't you like.

[Something Else]

It's all ok I for a bit.

[Mr. Mulder]

Cunts. :smilie4:

back from the gym and eating burgers whilst watching dawn of the dead like a fucking boss!! :smilie4:

was meant to be seeing the misses tonight but i was all shutup bitch you don't control me!! FUCK!!!!!

[Mr. Mulder]

you gets me yeah? ...went and saw the hangover 2 t'other night, it was alright. all the bits with Mr Chow were funny as fuck, he should wai have his own moviefilm!1

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[Mr. Mulder]

God im so aroused right now!!

[JPaul]

A good burger can do that to a chap.

[bobbintb]

did i win?

[duke0102]

did i win?

I think you did :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

A good burger can do that to a chap.

espeshally if its a FUR BURGER!!!!!11

[JPaul]

I always had you marked down as more of a badly wrapped kebab man.

[Mr. Mulder]

Only if its been ran over and left to ferment :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

smashed gym this morning and now im eating sammichez and watching good will hunting on t'iplayer, forgot what an orsum film it is. maiks me wanna read books, but then i remember that readings gay ...but then so's films with ben assfleck in them, but then mork and mindy and jason bourne are in it too so i just dunno what to believe. it's a fucking conundrum is what it is! :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

the woman wot made my sammich over the road had well big boobs. you know, like really big. i can't remember what she looked like in the face but.

[Mr. Mulder]

it says veteran under my name, i am so fucking aroused right now it is unreal!!!!!!!!!!1

[JPaul]

smashed gym this morning and now im eating sammichez and watching good will hunting on t'iplayer, forgot what an orsum film it is. maiks me wanna read books, but then i remember that readings gay ...but then so's films with ben assfleck in them, but then mork and mindy and jason bourne are in it too so i just dunno what to believe. it's a fucking conundrum is what it is! :unsure:

I liked Dogma

And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

And rather bizarrely Daredevil.

And obviously anything with Jennifer Anniston in it.

Except Friends.

[JPaul]

Q Can you tell me one really good thing Ben Affleck has been in.

A Jennifer Aniston


Making up your own jokes FTW.

[Mr. Mulder]

i read in a magazine (someone told me who read it in a magazine) that that brad pitt fella wots been in movie films and her said that she smelt of wee all the time :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

which makes me want to fuck her even more.

[JPaul]

Nah, you would fuck her odd.

[Mr. Mulder]

not to mention her bumhole :smilie4:

i asked our new receptionist at work if she wanted to accompany me in the server room to play a new game i had just invented called angry bumholes, she said no before i could even explain the rules!1 :emo:

[JPaul]

Cow

[Mr. Mulder]

Whurd to that, J to the P. Chix just dunno wots good for them - that's why guise like us have to tell them. :smilie4:

/fact +science.

[JPaul]

Their cute wee brains just aren't wired for that type of thinking, mate.

God bless their wee cotton socks.

[chalice]

Who's wopped?

Me, that's who.

I'm a heliwopter. I'm Beverley Hills Wopped.

[chalice]

I'm Wop The Dead Donkey. I'm the Flosbury Wop. I'm Let's Go To The Wop. I'm Janis Woplin. I'm the Keystone Wops. I'm all wopsided. Just saw a film. It was Metwoplis. I'm back by wopular demand. Wop the clocks.

[Something Else]

chavis. He's top of the wops.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'll do one! Chavis is so wopped he's ....errr he's, i mean.... ..ummm...... FUCK!!

[chalice]

I'm making wop circles. I have to go in for a woperation. I'm a woptical illusion. I'm getting woppy seconds. I'm Woposition Joe off of The Wire.

[Mr. Mulder]

woppy seconds, lulz :sneaky:

[JPaul]

Sorry I missed this last night I was really really otherwise occupied.

[Mr. Mulder]

god i love tits. wimins ones the mostest.

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[Mr. Mulder]

'tell you who's got really noice tae'taes - the girl that does the early morning shift at the big Costa in town. I think that's something we call all agree on ftw :smilie4:

[JPaul]

'tell you who's got really noice tae'taes - the girl that does the early morning shift at the big Costa in town. I think that's something we call all agree on ftw :smilie4:

I certainly wouldn't disagree with that.

[Mr. Mulder]

hoi, yous guise, is that falling skies any good? i think that chubby waste of space spielbergs done it. i'd dismiss it outright on that alone but the trailer looked like the aliens weren't friendly!?1 :o but then it did look like team america was saving the day using quips and silent nods to each other after heroic speaches. i'd imagine there's some walking in formation too, maybe even in slow motion... :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

in other news. today i woke up, went to wurk - installed the same piece of bespoke software (which couldn't be rolled out due to all the config needed) on 21 different PCs, which took 9 hours. then i went to the shop and bought a new iron coz my tescos extra value iron broke. then i went to the gym then i came home.

true story (though some characters names and faces may have been altered to protect real identities). :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

Good story, I particularly ilke the way you built the characters up so that the listener felt as if they almost knew them earl.

[chalice]

In other news, I'm still wopped.

I'm Tantrum Of The Wopera. I'm a Lepiwopterist. I have to go see a woptometrist. I'm Woptimus Prime.

[Mr. Mulder]

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won't someone think of the children :no:

speaking of sexy children, it was bring your hawt, much older make-up wearing 14 year old daughter to work day t'other day. it was so confusing and wrong :no:

[chalice]

Being wopped beats 14 year olds with a big phallic stick.

[Mr. Mulder]

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sneaky stuffs :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

no wai! remember those hawt russian tatu lezzers wot done that song that one thyme?? :o

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[Mr. Mulder]

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:earl: :glag: :glag: :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

thyme to go to wurk :emo:

[JPaul]

That's approximately circa around when I wake up ish.

[Mr. Mulder]

just gotten back from spoons where i had not 1 but 4 budwisers im such a man :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Phoaties or it didn't happen

[Skiz]

FFS. Mulder has been trying to win the internets for ages and JP comes back for one day and wins it... again. :pinch:

[JPaul]

It's all in the



timing.

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't know what i'd do if i actually won the internets. i think i'd buy a sandwich to begin with, maybe an energy drink too lyke. But i don't think my little emachines laptop would be able to run the internets for very long. i'd probably have to buy a pc to put it on or maybe i'd just keep it in the cloud or something else and people could just email or facebook me when they need access. its phool proof is what it is :eyebrows: ....still, that's just all a pipe dream, maybe in another 8 years time :sadwalk:

[JPaul]

I have a man look after it for me.

[iLOVENZB]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futures_contract :blink:

[IdolEyes787]

It's all in the



timing.

Timing

[Something Else]

It's all in the



timing.

Timing

Jog on.



Hippie.

[JPaul]

Hippies have their uses.

I currently have one running the interweb for me, until someone wins it in this thread.

They also make decent scarecrows, cannon fodder, and sex slaves.

[JPaul]

So long as you give them the right parts obviousement.

[Something Else]

I feel used. It's better than feeling wasted. :smilie4:

[bijoy]

Sequence breaker

:wave:

[IdolEyes787]

Is everything.

[IdolEyes787]

Hippies have their uses.

I currently have one running the interweb for me, until someone wins it in this thread.

They also make decent scarecrows, cannon fodder, and sex slaves.

Hippies are too unreliable in their movement to be used as canon fodder , too smelly to be used as sex slaves and the last one I attempted to use as a scarecrow was a total bust as it insisted on trying to make friends with the animals.

[JPaul]

I feel used. It's better than feeling wasted. :smilie4:

Both is better.

[IdolEyes787]

They are passable useful in training guard dogs though.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

/thyme to go fix some mutha'flippin IT problems!!!!! WUT!!!

[Skiz]

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[a7x]

:rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

i wish i was that skate board

....or her vagina :sneaky:

[iLOVENZB]

The 1337 h4x0rz in Breaking In (http://www.tvrage.com/Breaking_In) use Mac's!!!!!

[Proper Bo]

afternoonsup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[Something Else]

Soup, kitchen. I'm falling asleep. I've got that after work lazy feeling.

Today, I saw a small bird of prey carrying a pidgeon in it's claws. True story.

[a7x]

what?

[KFlint]

what?

Birds.

[a7x]

A poem.I knew it.

[Mr. Mulder]

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oh hells yeah! i'd be all up in her pancakes!!!1 FACE FURST!!!!!!

[a7x]

Name.Please.

[Mr. Mulder]

Mildred Syrupvage

[Something Else]

I lolled.

[Something Else]

Name.Please.

Hoi. How did my sig-pic find its way in to your avatoire. It seems to have gained some background too.

[a7x]

:naughty:

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAe0q2RkjQ

A reboot already? That first person scene at the end of the trailer is going to be epic in 4k.

[iLOVENZB]

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[iLOVENZB]

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[Proper Bo]

Guess who's going to the motherfucking rebellion fucking festival in two fucking weeks, you mothers!1!1:01::01:

[Proper Bo]

That's right, me:smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

What?

[Proper Bo]

What?


I said

Guess who's going to the motherfucking rebellion fucking festival in two fucking weeks, you mothers!1!1:01::01:

That's right, me:smilie4:

[Evelyn]

A reboot already? That first person scene at the end of the trailer is going to be epic in 4k.
Action: cut-copy-paste,
Source:- [prototype]
target: n00bs

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAe0q2RkjQ

A reboot already? That first person scene at the end of the trailer is going to be epic in 4k.

that looks good, more grown up like the new batmans. i fucking hate when they do a film about a comic and everyone talks in it like they're in a fucking comic and say stupid quips whenever something happens. like the previous spidermans, they can fuck right off!!

[Mr. Mulder]

That's right, me:smilie4:

what is it? sounds northern :sneaky:

[Proper Bo]

It's the music festival in blackpool me and the then wench used to go to every year

Going with her again this year, like.

[Something Else]

It's the music festival in blackpool me and the then wench used to go to every year

Going with her again this year, like.

:emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

:emo: +1

he'll probably slip her one and then hate him self after.

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyNezIu6Y1A

[JPaul]

Why the fuck has the movie people made a new spiderman.

They made one like last week or something else.

[a7x]

Spiderman is a man.True.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm posting this on an iFone, the lounge looks well good on a mobile now or something else. It used to look shite. True story.

[Proper Bo]

It's the music festival in blackpool me and the then wench used to go to every year

Going with her again this year, like.

:emo:


:emo: +1

he'll probably slip her one and then hate him self after.

shit off, she's a friend

[iLOVENZB]

I'm posting this on an iFone, the lounge looks well good on a mobile now or something else. It used to look shite. True story.

Nigga you ballin'

[foxywoxy]

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[iLOVENZB]

J-Lo the wedding singer?

[a7x]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Cu8xkR5kCwQ/TZHG-BA_QRI/AAAAAAAAAAg/6t2kp6y4ZjY/s1600/avenged-sevenfold3.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

You're into boy bands Admin?

[a7x]

I'm not pervert enough..so yes. :)

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dad-can-I-go-to-a-50-Cent-concert-Dad-Heres-1-take-your-sister-too/134434229975778

[a7x]

https://www.facebook.com/Nurul.Aina.Kamarulzaman

[iLOVENZB]

Who might that be?

[iLOVENZB]

Like oh my gosh:

http://dolly.ninemsn.com.au/dollywood/gossip/8274978/justin-bieber-im-not-going-to-college

[a7x]

Fuck him.

[Mr. Mulder]

:emo:


:emo: +1

he'll probably slip her one and then hate him self after.

shit off, she's a friend

but she's a woman. unless you've been lying all this thyme. :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

:emo: +1

he'll probably slip her one and then hate him self after.

shit off, she's a friend

but she's a woman. unless you've been lying all this thyme. :eyebrows:

hard to believe, I know, but I've seen her bewbs and can vouch for her being a woman.

[iLOVENZB]

Guess who's back?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhVhS1Z0-ig

[Mr. Mulder]

shit off, she's a friend

but she's a woman. unless you've been lying all this thyme. :eyebrows:

hard to believe, I know, but I've seen her bewbs and can vouch for her being a woman.

pics? :shifty:

[Proper Bo]

but she's a woman. unless you've been lying all this thyme. :eyebrows:

hard to believe, I know, but I've seen her bewbs and can vouch for her being a woman.

pics? :shifty:

no, the hactual bewbs in the flesh, true story.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Proper Bo]

:sly:

[Something Else]

So your friend is cool with your sig.

[Mr. Mulder]

Bwahahahaha! ive nevar even noticed that before ....though it does suggest a male man having feelings that are not in his wanger :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

So your friend is cool with your sig.

I don't know, I completely forgot about it :lolpinch:

[Skiz]

:lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTNquPzvbWY

[Mr. Mulder]

i see her name a lot in interweb memes but ive nevar heard nor seen her in real life (media) :unsure:

[a7x]

and i never heard about her.

[Effect]

holy shit...I wasn't thinking that this is so bad :pinch:

[iLOVENZB]

I miss him ):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mewa6ZsQlP8

[a7x]

Which one?

[iLOVENZB]

Captain Jack Sparrow obviously :P

[a7x]

Still not watching PoC 4. No DVDRip yet :(

[iLOVENZB]

You don't have a cinema near you Admin?

[a7x]

Those require money, and money doesnt like me that much.

[Dr-AG]

try to be friends with mr.money :lol:

[a7x]

Wth was that? :unsure:

[iLOVENZB]

Test ... posting on Android phone.

[LiD3]

/me greedily posts to win the internet :P

[IdolEyes787]

I don't know exactly what to say so I'll go with what a loon (http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1029957--it-is-better-to-kill-too-many-than-not-enough).
Thankfully most fantasies are of a much less violent nature.

[Proper Bo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJtCD8jdaY

[Snee]

No more vacation, norway got bombed, and Amy Winehouse died.

Last week was liek the wurst evar.

[a7x]

Keep posting!

[Effect]

http://youtu.be/f7jm4cBvgtk
More dubstep:happy:

[iLOVENZB]

http://youtu.be/f7jm4cBvgtk
More dubstep:happy:

Black lips and in need of a dentist (Y)

[a7x]

Ignore my post since i just want to won the internet.

[IdolEyes787]

http://youtu.be/f7jm4cBvgtk
More dubstep:happy:

Black lips and in need of a dentist (Y)

Youtube is great as it confirms the long held suspicion that we are neither as funny or as smart as we think we are.

[iLOVENZB]

^^^ I thought we learnt that from Japanese TV? ... particularly their game shows.

[iLOVENZB]

Seriously, what the fuck is this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB8p29olvPQ

?

[iLOVENZB]

0:06

[IdolEyes787]

^^^ I thought we learnt that from Japanese TV? ... particularly their game shows.

Clearly the Japanese are aliens and don't count.

[iLOVENZB]

Dat's waisis

[KFlint]

0:06

http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2008/10/20081010_jaymmissj_250x300.jpg

They are most likely involved.

[iLOVENZB]

Sometimes I just love Reddit:

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/07/4e1dd5617e718.jpg

[Snee]

No more vacation, norway got bombed, and Amy Winehouse died.

Last week was liek the wurst evar.

Now I'm watching a movie wherein a robot is wearing a man's head as a hat, so things are looking up :happy:

[a7x]

Imdb pls.

[ziggyjuarez]

sup cawks

[KFlint]

81160


:no:

[iLOVENZB]

^^^ Would they happen to be Swedish?

[ziggyjuarez]

/pimp

[iLOVENZB]

/Hoe.

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/pNoeI.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

Gan'sters :smilie4:

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[MCHeshPants420]

Morning.

[Artemis]

^^^^^ You'd think he'd get the fucking message by now ? But no......

[Snee]

Morning.
omghi2u.

[Barbarossa]

Afternoon :)

[iLOVENZB]

Some good ones there Muldy



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Would of been more effective if it was a 27" cinema display.

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning.

:o

[iLOVENZB]

Michael Mcintyre my new favourite standup comedian.

Britian <3.

[iLOVENZB]

I suppose when you're used to the American dribble the shit out, someone explaining about a dumbass remembering 4 digits does sound pretty funny ... must be the accent.

[Proper Bo]

Michael Mcintyre is gheyer than the bad aids

[Cheese]

Agreed, he's like warm diarrhea. Which is better than cold diarrhea, but still shit.

[iLOVENZB]

So what's those American standups excuse than?