Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

that Sir, is a football concealing a delicious looking vagina.

[KFlint]

Looks a lot like Shakira :unsure:

[JPaul]

Good Friday to all of you losers, tards and fuckwits.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

[Something Else]

Good Friday to all of you losers, tards and fuckwits.

Evening bar stewards. Top of the cunting morning to all of you.

It makes scents.

:wave:

[Something Else]

http://www.fostersfunny.co.uk/alanpartridge/

Clicky for new partridge, or do something else.

[Skiz]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/needahandp1.gif

[JPaul]

http://www.fostersfunny.co.uk/alanpartridge/

Clicky for new partridge, or do something else.

Total genious, thanks for posting t'link. I wasn't aware that even existed.

Bookmarked.

[JPaul]

What happened to the person I was replying to.

Well more satirically funny really.

[iLOVENZB]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/needahandp1.gif

Mindfucked!

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.fostersfunny.co.uk/alanpartridge/

Clicky for new partridge, or do something else.

What the fuck, Drinking age isn't 18? What type of county do you poms live in?

[aerospace]

In Canada: Toronto Star will be bashing on the Conservative government for not taking care of the Canadian Veterans, now till Rememberance Day.

[ziggyjuarez]

Bump!

[megabyteme]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/needahandp1.gif

Nice one! And here I've been wondering what to do with my dismembered human arms collection...with Christmas coming up, I'll make a festive wreath. :happy:

[ziggyjuarez]

Anyone here ever watch "3guys1hammer"?

[iLOVENZB]

I'm not sure I want to ziggy. Got a link to the video?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs#The_victim_in_the_video

Also have you seen Tosh.0.S02E23.HDTV.XviD-aAF yet ziggy?

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurksup, dowgs :coffee:

had a fucking well shit day yesterday, came in to find there'd been a powercut over the weekend and our UPS hadn't kicked in so nothing worked! phones, exchange, interwebs, nothing! Took till 2pm to get it all back up and running. Everyone was being well emo about it, didn't get time check facebook or here once yesterday :emo:

[ziggyjuarez]

Rule seven:dabs: Just google "documenting reality 3guys1hammer".You have to save as
/downloading - I kinda lost interest because of ray william johnson

[ziggyjuarez]

http://oi31.tinypic.com/6sgxew.jpg

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIdI8khMkw

[KFlint]

Nice one!

Go try it in the NFL now, just to see if the QB is still alive after crossing the defensive line.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr8y9BVP2e0

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIdI8khMkw

I hear that their next trick play is going to involve asking the other team to close their eyes and not peek.

Anyway people that small shouldn't be allowed to play football in public for the same reason that fat people shouldn't wear spandex. No matter how cool they think they are they can't help but look ridiculous.

[megabyteme]

Lots of skinny people are not flattered by spandex, either. :no:

[IdolEyes787]

Shut up fat boy.

[ziggyjuarez]

I've been fat,skinny,medium,fucking yolk'd and in all between.I've felt the same mentally during all of them.

[megabyteme]

Shut up fat boy.

Be nice, or I'll get out some of my speedo pics... :naughty:



I've been fat,skinny,medium,fucking yolk'd and in all between.I've felt the same mentally during all of them.

:console:

[ziggyjuarez]

:emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

I've been fat,skinny,medium,fucking yolk'd and in all between.I've felt the same mentally during all of them.

Haha! ziggy has feelings!!! Everyone point and laugh!



:mushy:

[Mr. Mulder]

fridaywurksup, all over your faces!111

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[Mr. Mulder]

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fuck! :o

[iLOVENZB]

People still wear speedos?

[ziggyjuarez]

Poor drunk man.

[iLOVENZB]

No, poor sober man.

[ziggyjuarez]

spliff brb

[ziggyjuarez]

:smoke:...=:fear2:?

[megabyteme]

People still wear speedos?

My grandfather did- even into his late 60's. A friend and I planned to meet him at a beach once. He just shamelessly strutted his aged stuff for all to see- including some "sexy"" back hair. There was a moment there where we considered pretending not to find him...:sick:


As for the guy getting run over- that's a hard one. The driver appears to actually be trying to SWERVE in the direction the guy is attempting to get off the car. That could look REALLY bad, even if he tried to plead that he was in fear for his life. "Fuck!" IS RIGHT. Wouldn't want to be either one of them. :no:

[iLOVENZB]

:lol: megabyteme.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is on TV here. Can't believe how terrible Daniel Radcliff (Harry Potter) is.

[iLOVENZB]

1 Australian dollar = 0.9868 U.S. dollars

Poor exporters, funny how reporters were predicting that we'll start getting cheaper goods immediately because the AU dollar was higher than the US. Little did they even consider that importers bought their goods before the dollar went above parity - why would they want to lose profit just because the dollar went above parity for a few days?.

[iLOVENZB]

http://assets.pakwheels.com/forums/2009/8/11/reliant_regal_4AN_PakWheels%28com%29.jpg

Haven't managed to find one of these in Australia. Anybody got one?

[Mr. Mulder]

My flatmate, Mel. She's moving to Australia for a year next month, could you please secure (with string tied to a brick) all your spiders larger than a human hand.


many thanks,


Engerland.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hmm.... Where to go get lunch from today........ :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

Just worked out that if I walk around with a sandwich in my hand, people just assume im on lunch and don't bother me


...but where to find a a sandwich that stays fresh 5 days a week, 8 till 5... :sneaky:

[megabyteme]

http://assets.pakwheels.com/forums/2009/8/11/reliant_regal_4AN_PakWheels%28com%29.jpg

Haven't managed to find one of these in Australia. Anybody got one?

I find it fascinating how designers can change their way of thinking and produce something like this with the two wheels in the front (a much more stable design) and earlier generations missed the thought entirely.

https://secure.ecomotorcompany.com/ECOimages/images/1RearConvertibleNoBackgroundSmall.jpg

[torrentman123]

sweet i win lol i will be the last one to post because i said so got it !!!

[JPaul]

http://assets.pakwheels.com/forums/2009/8/11/reliant_regal_4AN_PakWheels%28com%29.jpg

Haven't managed to find one of these in Australia. Anybody got one?

I find it fascinating how designers can change their way of thinking and produce something like this with the two wheels in the front (a much more stable design) and earlier generations missed the thought entirely.

https://secure.ecomotorcompany.com/ECOimages/images/1RearConvertibleNoBackgroundSmall.jpg

Good point

http://www.mlahanas.de/Greece/Info/AtticaCar.jpg

http://craphound.com/images/3wheelcar.jpg

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/MechanixIllustrated/4-1950/med_stationette.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1158/1280140815869.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5417/newsuit.jpg

[megabyteme]

I find it fascinating how designers can change their way of thinking and produce something like this with the two wheels in the front (a much more stable design) and earlier generations missed the thought entirely.



Good point





Thanks for correcting me on that, JP.

[ziggyjuarez]

long time no post.sup?

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MTFwAsXKgc

We should all drink Pepsi now!

[bijoy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MTFwAsXKgc

We should all drink Pepsi now!

I don't think I should!! :P

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, cunts. :coffee:

went and saw jackass 3d t'other day, was fucking well funny. made the misses watch fight for the first time last night. Mainly so i could explain to her why i hit her.

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[ziggyjuarez]

I dont have time right now mulder.I have to go to work release.

[Mr. Mulder]

What is that? Some sort of Mexican thing? :eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

What were you accused of did you do, z? :O

EDIT- Or is that your way of saying you got a job that sells "dirty" magazines? :P

[Barbarossa]

Bored :coffee:

[Shinzen]

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[iLOVENZB]

wurksup, cunts. :coffee:

went and saw jackass 3d t'other day, was fucking well funny. made the misses watch fight for the first time last night. Mainly so i could explain to her why i hit her.

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What image is that?

[ziggyjuarez]

What were you accused of did you do, z? :O

EDIT- Or is that your way of saying you got a job that sells "dirty" magazines? :P

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/484284/quagmire-muscle-o.gif

[megabyteme]

I thought I recognized you from somewhere...

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, dawgs... :coffee:

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[MCHeshPants420]

long time no post.sup?

Sup.

[Mr. Mulder]

omgwtfbbqCheebus!/? :o

[iLOVENZB]

Un-fucking-believable Lil' Waynes the President

[iLOVENZB]

Oh shit, I'm outta weed. What the fuck am I gonna do?

I think I've got some Nerofen in the medicine cabinet, anyone done Codeine before?

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, occasionally when I'm out of paracetamol I hit the codeine...

//hardcore

[Mr. Mulder]

i just let it play out and don't take anything. if i die, i die. i'm all like "wotevs" :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

Have you ever died?

[Mr. Mulder]

Bullets are my only weakness and until someone figures that out...

[Barbarossa]

I think you're safe enough announcing that here

[Proper Bo]

hoi nerds,
my new build won't wurk.
when I switch it on I get one long beep and two short beeps. the cpu fan doesn't spin up either, it moves a little bit but doesn't spin.
as far as I can see, everything's plugged in right and I've got no hd or graphicks card plugged in or owt. also tried it with only 1 stick of ram and then again with the other stick and it still does the same.

halp?

[megabyteme]

That sound means that the CPU needs a cup of coffee. Poured on top usually works.


If not, the MB manual should have a breakdown of the beep codes.

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, the mobo manual says it's a mointor or graphics card error:dabs:

[megabyteme]

Do you have an old one laying around that you could throw in?

If that isn't possible, a check of the BIOS settings might not hurt. Could be something simple in there. Which MB are you using?

[Proper Bo]

I can't get to the bios settings cause it won't boot at all, like. I don't particularly want to reset them or anything either as it came as an overclocked bundle.

I've got a brand new graphics card sitting right here waiting to go in but it still does the same three beeps when I tried it.

the mobo is Gigabyte GA-880GM-UD2H AMD 880G (Socket AM3)

[megabyteme]

Overclocked bundle? Please give me some details of what was done and by whom.

I wasn't suggesting a flash of the BIOS, just the possibility of something like "turn on/off onboard video".

[Proper Bo]

clicky, got it a bit cheaper than that on special offer (http://www.overclockers.co.uk/showproduct.php?prodid=BU-011-OP&groupid=43&catid=339&subcat=)

[megabyteme]

Interesting. I've never (looked for) came across a pre-overclocked board before. I don't know how their overclock settings could equate to a video card error beep, but it might be worthwhile to give their tech support a ring. Typically, with POST errors, you would be starting with a fresh BIOS. This isn't the case.

There were only a handful of people on Newegg who had posted reviews for that specific board. While there was an unusually high percentage of "failed" boards, no one described the same problem you have run into.

Sorry I could not have been more help.

[ziggyjuarez]

long time no post.sup?

Sup.
:oWB!

[Proper Bo]

Interesting. I've never (looked for) came across a pre-overclocked board before. I don't know how their overclock settings could equate to a video card error beep, but it might be worthwhile to give their tech support a ring. Typically, with POST errors, you would be starting with a fresh BIOS. This isn't the case.

There were only a handful of people on Newegg who had posted reviews for that specific board. While there was an unusually high percentage of "failed" boards, no one described the same problem you have run into.

Sorry I could not have been more help.

already sent them a message, like. As there's bugger all plugged into it other than the cpu and ram, i'm guessing it has to be a faulty board.

[megabyteme]

That's a pretty decent assumption, but somebody got into the BIOS in order to change the settings. That's the really odd part...

[bijoy]

wurksup, cunts. :coffee:

went and saw jackass 3d t'other day, was fucking well funny. made the misses watch fight for the first time last night. Mainly so i could explain to her why i hit her.

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What image is that?

This is what I'm thinking exactly.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4087/vlcsnap2010111615h01m44.png

[megabyteme]

That's just wrong, z. Reminds me of the teacher who had the Simpsons "porn" recently...

[ziggyjuarez]

you mean this simpsons porn:
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[tesco]

That's just wrong, z. Reminds me of the teacher who had the Simpsons "porn" recently...
That clip was actually in last week's ep...

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMVhuBzjy84

[megabyteme]

I wasn't saying it shouldn't be posted, just that it was wrong in an incestuous way (I haven't seen the ep). I don't fall into the camp of "dirty pixel" censorship Nazis, but it is an interesting/disturbing area of discussion. Cartoon characters shouldn't have sex until they are drawn to be 18, right? On the other hand, collectors of the material are kinda creepy, too.

[iLOVENZB]

megabyteme, I take it you don't know what the Japanese are like when they draw their Anime or even their CAD artwork for Games? - Revealing clothing, even for minors. very disturbing.

I remember SOL posting a article about a Rape game a Japanese developer done.

[iLOVENZB]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbwaix2FBX1qagifg.gif

[ziggyjuarez]

The only thing i collect is movies.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9085/97515259.jpg
i know that has to do with nothing but i just wanted to show off my collection.

[iLOVENZB]

Is that it?

[iLOVENZB]

Does this look like Brad Pit to you?

http://www.lexpress.fr/imgs/14/416.jpg

[ziggyjuarez]

not at all

[iLOVENZB]

Really?

http://i51.tinypic.com/dmqxjm.jpg

[ziggyjuarez]

i dont think so annie.

[ziggyjuarez]

slashbedkthnzbyeelleven

[megabyteme]

megabyteme, I take it you don't know what the Japanese are like when they draw their Anime or even their CAD artwork for Games? - Revealing clothing, even for minors. very disturbing.

I remember SOL posting a article about a Rape game a Japanese developer done.

I put all of that stuff into the "creepy/disturbing" category. Creepy/disturbing is not a crime- should be a red flag that is taken notice of, but has not risen to the level of illegal.

Arresting people for what they "might do", or "have interest in" goes too far in terms of crime control.


I don't know how many times I have been on the very edge of strangling and kicking the life out of the sub-humans who get in line in front of me at Wal-Mart (grocery shopping) who make the simple act of paying an excruciating experience- but I never have. While I have teetered on the very edge of being a viral video, I have not crossed that line.

And I imagine A LOT of people have been balancing on the same edge regarding patience/violence with Wal-Mart shoppers... :ermm:

[ziggyjuarez]

bump sup?

[bijoy]

http://www.siliconvalleywatcher.com/mt/archives/Google-Gates.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

Facebook is better if you have friends, haterz

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurksup, G33zars :smilie4:

went and saw lee nelson last night, got to meet him, shake his hand, get a photo and an autograph innit!1 Then i went to late night asda and bought some bread and some porridge, didn't get in till 1:30am, crazy night!1

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[Barbarossa]

worksup geezer :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

lunchsup now, ...i think we've earnt it :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

this is fucking bullshit! i complete a 40 level flashgame and don't even get to enter my name on the leader board!! fuck those cunts im gonna go kill my self!!!!!

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[megabyteme]

The old "ooops, I just (accidentally) crushed your head with a closet pole while aiming for a pinata" trick. Gets 'em every time... :D

[megabyteme]

Need glasses?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHxIf_Y5YA&feature=player_embedded

[cinephilia]

http://imgur.com/2nYWk.png

[M3nn0]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2cf3ajd.jpg

So bored I actually start posting on random forums again :|

[ziggyjuarez]

#859
:lol:

[megabyteme]

These guys make chalice proud...

http://files.sexyandfunny.com/photos/img_orig/img4ce25866e766c.jpg

[cinephilia]

http://imgur.com/hoJy0http://imgur.com/hoJy0.gif

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWhUqo9Aivs

[Mr. Mulder]

Wa'gwan, breadbins :smilie4: No bosses in today innit :01:

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[iLOVENZB]

:lol: Mulder.

I grew up with Pokemon. Can't believe I would wake up 6.00 AM to watch Cheez TV. If I woke up early enough I could watch the ending of hot chicks bending over for the camera - some fitness show :unsure:.

[Mr. Mulder]

fit burds bending over >*

i remember all the kids at school playing pokemon on their yellow gameboy colours :01:

[iLOVENZB]

I rememberz stealing a Gameboy colour :01:.

The other day I found my younger brother following my footsteps; a guy at his work handed in a NDS Lite and he kept it - it had a flash cart and 8gb worth of roms :O.

Kids these days are so much more fortunate. In the old days a GBC rom was just a few kilobytes...

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w

[iLOVENZB]

Living in Australia and having a Cypriot parent tends to make you find racism funny :ermm:

Here we go:

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii111/padamolaus/funny/Racist-sheep1.jpg

http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/b/blink.jpg

http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2009/08/105598,xcitefun-funny-eggs-13.jpg

http://www.itsnotbadatall.com/i/funpic/Racist_Eggs.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4ow2Juu7nMo/SblLGNiPFfI/AAAAAAAAO_0/qMbhFc0lSPw/s400/13216%2520-%2520boombox%2520insult%2520ipod%2520last-dragon%2520macro%2520photo%2520racist%2520sho-nuff.jpg

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs15/300W/f/2007/041/1/7/monokuro_boo_racist__by_xXrayXx.jpg

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/racist-ronaldo.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_inwEtor2yJI/Svz-Jgbxs2I/AAAAAAAAAdA/_5Ik5JKLblc/acf00032.png

http://www.funnypix.ca/d/5073-1/lol-gays.gif

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/7/27/0/lol-swastika-1168-1248667265-3.jpg

http://www.funny-potato.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/lol.jpg



http://images2.memegenerator.net/Ugly-Chick/ImageMacro/3346029/MediumThumbnail.jpg?instanceText=Rozesrys-THIS

HOLY FUCKING WHAT?

[iLOVENZB]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qyhZ9_eXCHM/S2FimvOQRgI/AAAAAAAAETQ/qAdCSsxtslw/s400/HomerEdison1.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_stT1wAC3hKw/S7j9WF6BGkI/AAAAAAAAAHM/3N_QYdae2Aw/s1600/lol-jesus-brb.jpg

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/political-pictures-barack-obama-library-cool.jpg

http://www.lolrudd.com/wp-content/gallery/rudd-images-1/rudd-gillard.png

Do we have the ugliest prime minister? Her partner is a hair dresser by the way, he obviously sucks at formal styles.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/21/svGILLARD_wideweb__470x388,0.jpg

http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2010/07/12/1225890/553864-julia-gillard.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l5uIUOhpsWg/TDLGDwg86WI/AAAAAAAAARg/7blRJtiQT3Y/s1600/julia_gillard.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

Pic 15 is a bit obvious kido. I can't believe this kid gets notice for scratching his balls.

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/slideshowajax/132956/justin-bieber-groin-grabber.slideshow

In his defence leather pants are incredibly stressful on your ballsack.

[Shinzen]

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[tesco]

fit burds bending over >*

i remember all the kids at school playing pokemon on their yellow gameboy colours :01:
I had a yellow gameboy pocket with pokemon yellow.
Over here pokemon faded out before gameboy colors. :unsure:
Or maybe gameboy colors just sold slower here.

[Mr. Mulder]

That is not the attitude to take if you're going to catch them all :no:

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[cinephilia]

http://imgur.com/A5HTthttp://imgur.com/A5HTt.jpg

[megabyteme]

http://imgur.com/A5HTthttp://imgur.com/A5HTt.jpg

Wow, France gets recognized for something, and look who thinks he's better than a developmentally disabled child? :mellow:

[chalice]

Again, we reach the junction of taste.

Read back, we don't do mong porn here.

[iLOVENZB]

Communism might work if there were a reward system for high income owners </me hides>

[ziggyjuarez]

wb chavis!!:clap:

[chalice]

wb chavis!!:clap:

Just cos you haven't been filmed, doesn't mean you're not a victim.

[iLOVENZB]

Another pointless dribbling post, gotta love FST :happy:

[chalice]

Another pointless dribbling post, gotta love FST :happy:

Another spastic who rose to pseudo-prominence by copy and pasting NZBs.

Gotta be joking.

[ziggyjuarez]

wb chavis!!:clap:

Just cos you haven't been filmed, doesn't mean you're not a victim.
:whoosh:

[chalice]

Just cos you haven't been filmed, doesn't mean you're not a victim.
:whoosh:

Hardly surprising, like.

You have sex with 13 year olds and you live in an internets-enabled trailer.

English must a be nigger-infested mountain to you.

[chalice]

I use the term 'nigger' as a verb, of course.

Some precious mod ban me and be done with it.

[chalice]

For the record: I do regret employing the term 'nigger'. It was unqualified and didn't match the image I was reaching for.

Sincere apologies to all the niggers I might have offended in my ignorance.

[chalice]

Again, etc...

[ziggyjuarez]

It sure is.:)

[chalice]

Yes you are. :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

Are what?

[ziggyjuarez]

I am a what?

[chalice]

You're a Wakka Wakka Do Do Yeah Yeah Gravel Eating Child Abused Spunk Spitting Cousin Fucking Child Of A Union Of Spastics.

That's what you are.

Hai thenk yew.

[ziggyjuarez]

O:lol:I thought you were going to call me gay or something...

[chalice]

Nope, I'm a hella better than you.

This is facts, While you were grooming prepubescent girls for the previous several years, I was busy resurrecting myself and reading dem dam books and stuff.

Turns out, I'd kick your trailer trash bollocks to kingdom fucking come.Your weakness was your stupidity. If only your mother was able to communicate to you more throughout the onslaught of cawks.

[ziggyjuarez]

resurrecting your self like batman!?Thats epic dude.

[chalice]

Only Jesus can beat Batman. Fact. True story.

Are you Jesus yet? Cos I can crucify you if you like.

I crucify chimpanzees all the time. It's my jawb.

[ziggyjuarez]

i know hu...well jesus and god that is.You know a lot of people tend to put jesus where god should be.it is a common mistake.

[chalice]

Your mum allowing your dad to put his\cawk in your mouth was clearly a mistake.

She should have gotten him to cut your silly little fingers off.

[ziggyjuarez]

You live and let learn you know.

[ziggyjuarez]

Guess you dont know.

[ziggyjuarez]

Yeah you dint.

[iLOVENZB]

Why does the entertainment industry mainly use Mac's? I went to the SAE campus today and there were no windows boxes I almost felt lost with the OS.

[Mr. Mulder]

you don't need computers these days, everythings wireless.


Derp.

[JPaul]

you don't need computers these days, everythings wireless.


Derp.

I do my wireless using wee boxes that plug into the mains electricity.

[Mr. Mulder]

you don't need mains electricity any more, everythings hosted in the cloud.


herp derp.

[Mr. Mulder]

Win. There's a rudetube I've not watched before on 4OD :01:


/went out last night and it was fucking shit! was with the misses, one of her m8s had their birthday. i was the only bloke there, well there was this one other nob but he was an absolute dickhead. he just seemed excited to be outside, with women. Drinking with large groups of wimins is never fun. especially when one of them is your misses :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

and when its in the north lanes where a pint costs £3.50 and a single vodka and redbull is five pounds fucking sixty!111111111

[Mr. Mulder]

but the night ended with a large pizza and me jizzing all over her tits in the frontroom so all's well that ends well or something else :eyebrows:

[chalice]

:lol:

In other news, I am watching a Leonard Cohen documentary and reading about Mulder's social life on the internets.

It's a bi-polar coaster to the max.

[Proper Bo]

I'm just hoping he didn't jizz on the pizza, like.

[Proper Bo]

I could make a joke about come dine with me there, like.

[chalice]

Or Jamie's 30 minute meals or something else.

[Mr. Mulder]

wotevs. it's a race and i won it lyke.

[chalice]

I wasn't going for the time limit thing.

I was going for the minute as in midget angle.

Like the good old days, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

oic, he's also got a big tongue, that could probably be thrown in somehow ...but i don't think midgets have big tongues lyke, or maybe they do, some midgets have normal sized heads it would seem. I'M NOT A FUCKING MIDGET!!!!!1

[chalice]

Only a true midget would so passionately deny his midgethood.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hmm.. You win this thyme, chavis... :sneaky:

[chalice]

Yeah, I always win whether I win or not.

In other distasteful news, Rustlers burgers are rank to the max. It's like getting smacked in the mouth with a hockey puck covered in cheap ketchup.

Only more expensive.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ true.day, C-Money.

Update: Just walked up to the big Tescos, bought 6 plums, milk and two chicken breasts :blushing: I'm making spag-bol tonight which involves none of the above :eyebrows: I have the flat to my self and plan on watching shite telly all night in my pants, though possibly go out later depending on who else is out, for this i will need trousers :eyebrows:

[chalice]

I'm considering posting a thread called 'Cinefilia Laughs At Disabled People'.

The last one went so well.

On the subject, where is Sez now?

[JPaul]

Tonight I may watch some of t'arras. I may on the other hand not.

I am currently watching an old grand designs and stealing loads of stand up comedy videos (out in time for Christmas probly)

Ricky Gervais - Science is in an ongoing might watch tonight situation.

[chalice]

Tonight I may watch some of t'arras. I may on the other hand not.

I am currently watching an old grand designs and stealing loads of stand up comedy videos (out in time for Christmas probly)

Ricky Gervais - Science is in an ongoing might watch tonight situation.

I've got a mate in wurk. He reckons he's a stand up comic. To give him his dues, he wurks hard.

His name is Mickey Bartlett. He's got some wank Northern Irish sketch show starting next week. It's called LOL. That's how wank it is.

On the strength of that, he'll spend his life doing voice-overs. True story.

[greatseeder]

Promote me to a Mod, let me lock this thread and finally cash the money. That might work , I hope :)

[JPaul]

Tonight I may watch some of t'arras. I may on the other hand not.

I am currently watching an old grand designs and stealing loads of stand up comedy videos (out in time for Christmas probly)

Ricky Gervais - Science is in an ongoing might watch tonight situation.



I've got a mate in wurk. He reckons he's a stand up comic. To give him his dues, he wurks hard.

His name is Mickey Bartlett. He's got some wank Northern Irish sketch show starting next week. It's called LOL. That's how wank it is.

On the strength of that, he'll spend his life doing voice-overs. True story.

He may be the Norn Iron version of Patrick Kielty.

A cunt.

I now Patrick Kielty is from Dundrum btw, I am ignoring that for comedic porpoises.

[JPaul]

Promote me to a Mod, let me lock this thread and finally cash the money. That might work , I hope :)

Do you really take the seeds out of grapes. :blink:

[Proper Bo]

hoi nerds,
my new build won't wurk.
when I switch it on I get one long beep and two short beeps. the cpu fan doesn't spin up either, it moves a little bit but doesn't spin.
as far as I can see, everything's plugged in right and I've got no hd or graphicks card plugged in or owt. also tried it with only 1 stick of ram and then again with the other stick and it still does the same.

halp?

fixed it, like.
turned out the onboard graphicks dealy was disabled in the bios, it all wurked fine when I stuck in the graphics card (and a new more powerful psu).:01:

It scores 7.4 on that windaes rating thing now, like.

[JPaul]

hoi nerds,
my new build won't wurk.
when I switch it on I get one long beep and two short beeps. the cpu fan doesn't spin up either, it moves a little bit but doesn't spin.
as far as I can see, everything's plugged in right and I've got no hd or graphicks card plugged in or owt. also tried it with only 1 stick of ram and then again with the other stick and it still does the same.

halp?

Check if the onboard graphicks dealy is disabled in the bios, if it is you should turn it on, or stick in a graphics card (maybe think about new more powerful psu)

Hope that helps.

[Proper Bo]

hoi nerds,
my new build won't wurk.
when I switch it on I get one long beep and two short beeps. the cpu fan doesn't spin up either, it moves a little bit but doesn't spin.
as far as I can see, everything's plugged in right and I've got no hd or graphicks card plugged in or owt. also tried it with only 1 stick of ram and then again with the other stick and it still does the same.

halp?

Check if the onboard graphicks dealy is disabled in the bios, if it is you should turn it on, or stick in a graphics card (maybe think about new more powerful psu)

Hope that helps.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY_oKve-bH0

[chalice]

Bo, you shouda definitely posted yon Captain Hindsight vid to the max or something else.

[Proper Bo]

Looking back, I wish I had the power of hindsight.

[JPaul]

Looking back, I wish I had the power of hindsight.

I'll know you were going to say that.

I also have the power of deja vu, so I'll know it again later.

[greatseeder]

Promote me to a Mod, let me lock this thread and finally cash the money. That might work , I hope :)

Do you really take the seeds out of grapes. :blink:

Yea I do it with my mouth, how about you?

[JPaul]

Do you really take the seeds out of grapes. :blink:

Yea I do it with my mouth, how about you?

No thanks, I don't want you to take my seed out with your mouth.

We've barely met ffs.

Maybe if you bought me a meal, perhaps a nice bottle of wine.

[ziggyjuarez]

Sup unhealthy little fucking geeks.Guess who is getting back into nerd smashing mode....ME:01:
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1592/49856989.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

Just got back from the gym h'actually :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

Sup unhealthy little fucking geeks.Guess who is getting back into nerd smashing mode....ME:01:
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1592/49856989.jpg

I don't understand ,how can a set have three distinct phases? Doesn't set 1 just mean that you did 27 push-ups?
And if it does congratulations you qualify for being in good shape for a 59 year old.

59356

[IdolEyes787]

This photo contains everything a movie needs to be good and I'm aware that there is no dialogue.

59359

[A]

Beautiful chicks, cars, Guns.Hell yeah! /me off to watch Taxi :D

[megabyteme]

This photo contains everything a movie needs to be good and I'm aware that there is no dialogue.

59359

No explosion. No blood. No 2nd hot, gun toting chick. :Meh. Straight to DVD download...

[Thatsgreat]

I don't understand ,how can a set have three distinct phases? Doesn't set 1 just mean that you did 27 push-ups?
And if it does congratulations you qualify for being in good shape for a 59 year old.


Yeah, but that's just Day 1. The goal is to be able to do 100 push-ups after 4 weeks or something.

You start of with an initial test, judging by the amount of push-ups you do you can find which week would be the best to start off with. Let's say you do 60 push-ups on your initial test, then it would just be unnecessary to start with "Week 1". It would be too easy and just boring.

I hope you understand my explanation :)

If not, then look for yourself http://hundredpushups.com/

[IdolEyes787]

This photo contains everything a movie needs to be good and I'm aware that there is no dialogue.

59359

No explosion. No blood. No 2nd hot, gun toting chick. :Meh. Straight to DVD download...

The car transforms into a giant robot and then explodes sending a wall of lethal shrapnel into John Travolta , severing several arteries resulting in an especially bloody and unpleasant death. The woman ( Maggie Grace btw so double points) in need of new transport carjacks a Ferrari 458 Italia which is being driven by a Victoria's Secret super model. Overcome by the raw emotion of their predicament they check into a sleazy motel an proceed to have wild,animalistic lesbian sex.
The next morning they are awoken by the sound of a huge battle between incredibly skilled CIA assassins and feral vampire ninjas . At the last moment when all appears darkest for our intrepid heroine a giant alien spacecraft incongruously playing cool classic rock music descends from the heavens and a vast army of alien predators riding unicorns embark to apparently save the day .
However a final bittersweet epilogue we learn that John Travolta somehow survived the shrapnel and whist Maggie was preoccupied with world -threatening battles and lesbian sex , went to her house and decapitated her mother.

As for the push-up thing that is seriously one of the silliest exercise programs I have ever seen -taking specificity to the pointless extreme .
Besides pointlessly( oh I already said that) gaining you (maybe ) the ability to do 100 push-ups it's concentration on specific muscles and limited range of motion is a text-book on how not to increase muscle mass/ usable strength.
While I admire the apparent attempt to live in the past at least have the wits to vary hand width/ position and speed of repetitions .
And do some squats and core work ffs.

[Proper Bo]

at least have the wits to vary hand width/ position and speed of repetitions .

fnar fnar

[JPaul]

at least have the wits to vary hand width/ position and speed of repetitions .

fnar fnar

http://dowzocalypse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shock.jpg

[Something Else]

Oh. I say. Lift it up, and slide it under. :O

[Something Else]

http://imgf.tw/502107810.jpg

[gamesover]

http://imgf.tw/502107810.jpg

That looks like my uncle Rob. He was always a little crazy.

[megabyteme]

No explosion. No blood. No 2nd hot, gun toting chick. :Meh. Straight to DVD download...

The car transforms into a giant robot and then explodes sending a wall of lethal shrapnel into John Travolta , severing several arteries resulting in an especially bloody and unpleasant death. The woman ( Maggie Grace btw so double points) in need of new transport carjacks a Ferrari 458 Italia which is being driven by a Victoria's Secret super model. Overcome by the raw emotion of their predicament they check into a sleazy motel an proceed to have wild,animalistic lesbian sex.
The next morning they are awoken by the sound of a huge battle between incredibly skilled CIA assassins and feral vampire ninjas . At the last moment when all appears darkest for our intrepid heroine a giant alien spacecraft incongruously playing cool classic rock music descends from the heavens and a vast army of alien predators riding unicorns embark to apparently save the day .
However a final bittersweet epilogue we learn that John Travolta somehow survived the shrapnel and whist Maggie was preoccupied with world -threatening battles and lesbian sex , went to her house and decapitated her mother.

As for the push-up thing that is seriously one of the silliest exercise programs I have ever seen -taking specificity to the pointless extreme .
Besides pointlessly( oh I already said that) gaining you (maybe ) the ability to do 100 push-ups it's concentration on specific muscles and limited range of motion is a text-book on how not to increase muscle mass/ usable strength.
While I admire the apparent attempt to live in the past at least have the wits to vary hand width/ position and speed of repetitions .
And do some squats and core work ffs.

All sounds quite good except Travola living, and ninja vampires. All have been overdone. Especially Travolta.

[IdolEyes787]

at least have the wits to vary hand width/ position and speed of repetitions .

fnar fnar

You know sometimes I imagine what I speak is English and then I realize that I'm just deluding myself.:unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

Sup unhealthy little fucking geeks.Guess who is getting back into nerd smashing mode....ME:01:
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1592/49856989.jpg

I don't understand ,how can a set have three distinct phases? Doesn't set 1 just mean that you did 27 push-ups?
And if it does congratulations you qualify for being in good shape for a 59 year old.

59356

thats why i do set 3.and that means 70 in all.also i just got started a few days ago after being off for a year.

[JPaul]

fnar fnar

You know sometimes I imagine what I speak is English and then I realize that I'm just deluding myself.:unsure:

Only sometimes.

What about the rest of the time.

[JPaul]

I just want to say something here, that Idle Eyes 747 chap seems like a thoroughly decent sort.

Am I right in this or have I missed something.

[ziggyjuarez]

He thinks hes a professional movie critic.

[ziggyjuarez]

machida won:dry:

[gamesover]

machida won:dry:

Guess Rampage took too much time off from fighting to focus on his movie "career" :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

He thinks hes a professional movie critic.

I think you're a mongoloid or speaking in movie terms, I think you're a mongoloid.

[ziggyjuarez]

i kinda look like that kid from gran torino but i am not asian

[iLOVENZB]

machida won:dry:

Guess Rampage took too much time off from fighting to focus on his movie "career" :lol:

Uwe Boll's Rampage is actually pretty good in comparison to his other films. He needs a tripod though.

[Stinson]

i kinda look like that kid from gran torino but i am not asian

You mean the one that got raped?

[Mr. Mulder]

Dunno but i'd way fuck those two ginger twins at the bottom there :o

/Wa'gwan, breadbins :smilie4:

Off work today and tomorrow and the second half of next week ftw :01: ...why's someone bumping my 'freds from two years ago :eyebrows:


Off to see that Skyline tonight with teh misses, looks like a massive pile of american shite :01:

[Something Else]

Day off work injured ftw. Mornsup interweblets.

[Mr. Mulder]

injured ewe say?

[ziggyjuarez]

Stop sticking your cock in the donut holes SE...no haha can you imagine?

[Mr. Mulder]

Skyline is so awesome! I'm super, duper, serial. was a bit lyke district 9 :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Did Machida really win.

[Mr. Mulder]

59541

[Mr. Mulder]

59542

[megabyteme]

59542

I think the greater question (due to frequency) is, "Can my dog get ME pregnant?" :O

[tesco]

Skyline is so awesome! I'm super, duper, serial. was a bit lyke district 9 :smilie4:
It got 14% on rottentomatoes. :lol: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/skyline_2010/

[Skiz]

Did Machida really win.

Negative. Rampage won a split decision.

Stunner of the night was Penn's KO of Hughes in 21 seconds.

[JPaul]

Skyline is so awesome! I'm super, duper, serial. was a bit lyke district 9 :smilie4:
It got 14% on rottentomatoes. :lol: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/skyline_2010/

Wrong cunting post to reply to.

[JPaul]

Did Machida really win.

Negative. Rampage won a split decision.

Stunner of the night was Penn's KO of Hughes in 21 seconds.



That's what I thought. Machida took it reasonably well, but I reckon he thought he was getting the decision.

I downloaded it for the bhoy and I was pretty sure that's what had happened.

[Something Else]

Which celebrity has the most body-parts in his / her name.

Tony Hancock. (4)

If you can say 'Beer Can' in a good, English accent, then you can say 'Bacon' in a good Jamaican accent.

We were there, but now we're here (Difficult for foreign dyslexics).

:01:

[Something Else]

injured ewe say?

Not anymore. :idunno:

[JPaul]

http://www.sixtiescity.com/Events/Images/EVE097.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

Download Dir: 499.24 GB - Complete Dir: 499.24 GB - Download speed: 142.64 KB/s - Queued: 462.78/976.03 MB

epen15 for :D

[ziggyjuarez]

Negative. Rampage won a split decision.

Stunner of the night was Penn's KO of Hughes in 21 seconds.



That's what I thought. Machida took it reasonably well, but I reckon he thought he was getting the decision.

I downloaded it for the bhoy and I was pretty sure that's what had happened.

The first two round were really a draw.Machida was doing his karate stuff, Backing up playing it smart and rampage was trying to attack with only punching strikes and pushing lyoto to the cage.Round two was much of the same.All the while machida was softening jackson up with some leg strikes.No clear winner and i would call it a draw.Round three was machida in a big way.Rocked rampage and got a take down.He was also going for submissions and did some ninja shit to stop rampage from slamming him in the octagon.Rampage was in real danger in that round.The fight end'd and jackson raised machidas arm to show he felt lyoto won the fight.But when they announced he had actually won his eyes grew wide and was all loike O_O.Dana white already said that there wouldent be a rematch so thats not happening.I dint see the first shogun rua fight between lyoto but they might of realized they made a mistake and there and tried to knock him down one?Either way rampage wont be able defeat shogun neither will machida.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://primatage.co.uk/sekret/blog/csi_lol.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

lol ziggy nice csi meme, it's so true.

[Mr. Mulder]

:01: :01: :01: Jeremy Kyle and toast sup :01: :01: :01:

Then its off to the gym for some man showers :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Piratebay comments >*


hey fucko what country u from? i doubt whatever shit 3rd world foreign country ur in has better production than america even when we make shit movies they are better than urs. thanks to the uploader! will seed for weed...


hey fucko what country u from? i doubt whatever shit 3rd world foreign country ur in has better production than america even when we make shit movies they are better than urs.

[ziggyjuarez]

i bench you and yo mama

[Mr. Mulder]

I doubt that very much good Sir as my mother is of a large size and peculiar shape. Such a statement is, quite frankly, preposterous :snooty:

[Shinzen]

59635

[megabyteme]

i bench you and yo mama

My mama can squat you. Hell, on a good day, she could even lift ya.

[Mr. Mulder]

off wurk today and watching countdown for the first time in ages!! Whoever they've got to replace Vorderman is fucking stunning!! I'd love to shit all over her!!!!!1

[Mr. Mulder]

just watched the new family guy, no fucking idea when any of those 'merkins were at the end of it when it went all real life, one of them was meant to be a comedian? Hard to say which one :dabs: though the burd sounded lyke the woman bear off of cleveland :eyebrows:

[Barbarossa]

/went out last night and it was fucking shit! was with the misses, one of her m8s had their birthday. i was the only bloke there, well there was this one other nob but he was an absolute dickhead. he just seemed excited to be outside, with women. Drinking with large groups of wimins is never fun. especially when one of them is your misses :dabs:

I think what might have happened is you found yourself in a brightly lit bar standing next to a large mirror :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

just had a bath, not had one in ages. Not cos I'm dirty lyke, i'm primarily a shower man. Our shower is broken, I'd forgotten how dull baths are. I shaved my cawk and ballsack and then tried to do a pikachu right above it (as the misses is quite fond of pikachu) but it ended up looking like one of those dinosaurs with the long necks. The moral of the story is don't try :dabs:

[Something Else]

I doubt that very much good Sir as my mother is of a large size and peculiar shape. Such a statement is, quite frankly, preposterous :snooty:

:glag:

I'm having potato / cabbage cake things with an egg and red onion gravy. :unsure:

I was cutting a hedge today with one of those long-reach hedge trimmers. I'd climbed up inside, to trim the top (it was about 12ft). I overbalanced while stretching and fell head first in to the hedge, still holding the trimmer. My mate said he could only see my leg sticking out the top. :pinch:

[JPaul]

:01: :01: :01: Jeremy Kyle and toast sup :01: :01: :01:

Then its off to the gym for some man showers :naughty:

Does that mean blokes are going to pish on you.

[JPaul]

I doubt that very much good Sir as my mother is of a large size and peculiar shape. Such a statement is, quite frankly, preposterous :snooty:

:glag:

I'm having potato / cabbage cake things with an egg and red onion gravy. :unsure:

I was cutting a hedge today with one of those long-reach hedge trimmers. I'd climbed up inside, to trim the top (it was about 12ft). I overbalanced while stretching and fell head first in to the hedge, still holding the trimmer. My mate said he could only see my leg sticking out the top. :pinch:

Have you settled down or something else, Something Else.

In other news, it's Rachel Riley, Mulder.

[Something Else]

It's been eight years, and she got all excited about an ultrasound of her wrist. Broody.

[JPaul]

It's been eight years, and she got all excited about an ultrasound of her wrist. Broody.

Quality to the macs, mate.

You know it makes sence.

[ziggyjuarez]

did you say new family guy?

[iLOVENZB]

Anyone seen this yet: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1684915/ ?

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, worthless drones... :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

thus far this morning i have virtualized a HDD, ghosted an image to another HDD, bought a massive coffee from round the corner and sorted out a problem with M$Wurd wot someone was having.

It's hard (hard, lol :blushing:) being this awesome, never knowing if one day you're going to wake up dead from an awesome overdose, except you can't wake up because you died or something else... :eyebrows:

[ziggyjuarez]

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?