Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[Artemis]

The selfish bitch fer feck's sake!!!!! :censored:

[chalice]

You knows it. Car-fucking-boot-sale, indeed.

[manker]

Tell me more.
I need to get the same kind of revenge as I'm getting the weirdest texts. I gave that Kindle Fire to my missus and put some books on it for her, there was this trilogy she asked for by E. L. James called 50 Shades Darker. It sounded like your average housewife tripe. It's actually a twisted tale of S&M.

She's started talking about handcuffs and blindfolds, texts me with complete filth and has started to refer to her vagina as her 'sex'. I liked it better when she called it a 'foof'.
We've lived together for five years. I can't be arsed with all that effort.

[chalice]

This car-fucking-boot sale was given gravity by the love-fucking-affair she has with the PT fucking A. Polystyrene cups of sugary poison take precedence over my cawk.

She thinks she owes them something for putting up with my out-there insane daughter.

Anyway, I'm still wopped.

[manker]

This car-fucking-boot sale was given gravity by the love-fucking-affair she has with the PT fucking A. Polystyrene cups of sugary poison take precedence over my cawk.

She thinks she owes them something for putting up with my out-there insane daughter.

Anyway, I'm still wopped.That'll probably teach her :unsure:

So what do I have to do. Just get pished and post pish and then go to sleep. I've got to go to a wedding party tonight, that should facilitate the getting pished part.

[chalice]

Get pished for a starter for ten. Go to sleep. Get back up again. Things have a way of working themselves out when you're not involved.

Otherwise, call in some homers and get wopped. You knows it makes sense.

[manker]

Things have a way of working themselves out when you're not involved.:lol: :earl:

They do! I've noticed that. If I take a back seat and pretend to be busy in work, I'll come home later and stuff will be sorted.
I'll make a start on the Sauvignon of the Blanc variety.

Your sagacity is appreciated around my parts.

[Artemis]

Actually oh literary addicted one, the NYtimes best seller list fell of the interwebs and into my download folder in author sorted mobi format if you are interested?

That should make your Kindle Fire bulge at the seams? :blink:

[manker]

Actually oh literary addicted one, the NYtimes best seller list fell of the interwebs and into my download folder in author sorted mobi format if you are interested?

That should make your Kindle Fire bulge at the seams? :blink:
That sounds like an ideal idea. I've not got access to the Kindle Fire now, she's wrist deep in mucky books and doesn't let it out of her sight. I'd like to put them onto my old fashioned Kindle 4 though :]

Thanks for that, matey.

[chalice]

Twelve thousand posts.

[Artemis]

So how did you manage 40,000 poasts in eight years manker? Nobody like you in real life?

[manker]

Technically, it's about half that. I didn't visit at all for three years and a half years and had another half-year off in 2006.

The answer is that I post either in work or when everyone's gone to bed at home, so I've got no distractions while doing so. This very thread and its various incarnations must surely account for half the number. I used to use it like most people used msn. I still would given half a chance.

[chalice]

mulder is gone and with him the best of it.

Sad but true story. Damn you, the bad aids.

[manker]

Judging by his facebewk, which I freshly stalked the other week, he has some kind of constant female companion these days.

[chalice]

Female, you say? What species?

[manker]

Female, you say? What species?

One of the sofa dwelling, clingy types. I can tell by looking.
She'll have a myriad of electronic tracking devices at her fingertips and a symbiotic life force which will wane when Mulder is in work, only to be reinvigorated when he returns to make her dinner. Which will be half a lettuce on some cracker-bread.

The over-worked male companion will then tend to the weakened female until the weekend when she flourishes and displays her full plumage. They step outside the erie and interact in complicated social situations with other like minded couples. The males can be seen wistfully staring into their pint while the females cackle triumphantly about their electronic tracking devices.

But apart from sucking the internets out of him, I'm sure she is very nice :mellow:

[chalice]

Jesus, nature is cruel to the max like a fox.

[Something Else]

He gets wopped now.

[Snee]

I am downloading some Castle.

Had a couple of episodes I'd never gotten around to watching, until idle linked some youtube clip from it, and said it sucked.

So I watched them, and got some more, and watched those, and then got some more, and have now watched it up to episode 7, season 4.

Thanks, idle.

[chalice]

I am downloading some Castle.

Had a couple of episodes I'd never gotten around to watching, until idle linked some youtube clip from it, and said it sucked.

So I watched them, and got some more, and watched those, and then got some more, and have now watched it up to episode 7, season 4.

Thanks, idle.

Kinda makes me glad for having a troubled past, innit.

[mjmacky]

I keep forgot you guys call your car trunk the "boot". All of chavis's stories were confusing the fuck out of me because this is our car boot:

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[Something Else]

That's a clamp, you weirdo.

[Something Else]

Being foreign is a bad excuse for misusing words. :eyebrows:

[manker]

yeah ^

Also, a 'car-trunk' sale sounds shite.

[IdolEyes787]

Being foreign is a bad excuse for misusing words. :eyebrows:

What's a good excuse?

[manker]

Being foreign is a bad excuse for misusing words. :eyebrows:

What's a good excuse?
Confusing foreigners.

[IdolEyes787]

You sort of lost me there.

[manker]

Either ':smilie4:' or 'i see wut you did there :eyebrows:'

Take your pick.

[mjmacky]

That's a clamp, you weirdo.

Last I checked, this is not how you wear a boot:

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[Artemis]

Yet another excellent observation by the man from insanity bay. :blink:

[mjmacky]

Yet another excellent observation by the man from insanity bay. :blink:

Also, when someone says "she's got junk in the trunk", it doesn't mean she has big feet. There's a logic to these things, I have the anatomical edge on this thing.

[Artemis]

Yet another excellent observation by the man from insanity bay. :blink:

Also, when someone says "she's got junk in the trunk", it doesn't mean she has big feet. There's a logic to these things, I have the anatomical edge on this thing.

There is a logic to this if you buy into american slang, personally about the time of fo' shizzle and slang turning into spastic sounds made by crack addicts I kind of didn't think of it as a kind of culture any more. :blink:

[mjmacky]

Also, when someone says "she's got junk in the trunk", it doesn't mean she has big feet. There's a logic to these things, I have the anatomical edge on this thing.

There is a logic to this if you buy into american slang, personally about the time of fo' shizzle and slang turning into spastic sounds made by crack addicts I kind of didn't think of it as a kind of culture any more. :blink:

fo' shizzle mah nizzle

[mjmacky]

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I think ReCAPTCHA just called me a fag.

[manker]

Even worse, it called your cawk a fag.

There are a myriad of ways to act faggy, not that many of them mean that you definitely like sucking cocks.
However, there are only two ways your dick has to express its thoughts. Hard or soft.

If someone calls your cawk a fag, it's srs.

[mjmacky]

Even worse, it called your cawk a fag.

There are a myriad of ways to act faggy, not that many of them mean that you definitely like sucking cocks.
However, there are only two ways your dick has to express its thoughts. Hard or soft.

If someone calls your cawk a fag, it's srs.

I.e., boners give me boners. That's fucked up.

[manker]

Even worse, it called your cawk a fag.

There are a myriad of ways to act faggy, not that many of them mean that you definitely like sucking cocks.
However, there are only two ways your dick has to express its thoughts. Hard or soft.

If someone calls your cawk a fag, it's srs.

I.e., boners give me boners. That's fucked up.No it isn't, it's just gay.
You self-loathing homophobe :angry:

[mjmacky]

I.e., boners give me boners. That's fucked up.No it isn't, it's just gay.
You self-loathing homophobe :angry:

I may be a self-loathing many a things, but thinking a penis dissing computer program is fucked up doesn't make me a homophobe.

[mjmacky]

This one would get me in trouble, if my lap were serving as her bench, she wouldn't be able to reach the foot pedals.

The trifecta: Japanese, young, plays almost every instrumental of Rush.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XsYuHbXZUk

[ziggyjuarez]

Asians>cockasians

[Something Else]

All my immediate neighbours are chavs. Still, at least they aren't snobs, like me. :smilie4:

[Snee]

The Art of Ball Stretching. (http://www.secretleather.com/jarod.johansen/)

phew, rite?

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[mjmacky]

Do your nards hang low
Do they wobble near the floor
Is your cock stunning sheer
Does it incite shouts of fear

[Something Else]

The Art of Ball Stretching. (http://www.secretleather.com/jarod.johansen/)

phew, rite?




Through a medical procedure (skin transplant, too much circumcision, testicular implant, etc...) the scrotal skin has become very tight. You would like to rebuild your scrotal skin system, and even develop some low hangers.

Don't you hate it when a standard medical procedure requires too much circumcision. It's surprisingly common.

[Snee]

How much is too much :eyebrows:

[mjmacky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls

[megabyteme]

Do your nards hang low
Do they wobble near the floor
Is your cock stunning sheer
Does it incite shouts of fear

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Was looking for a pic of truck balls to go with the discussion, but came across this (http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/international-automotive-scene/38935-florida-tries-ban-fake-truck-testicles.html). Lawmakers: trolling, or just stupid? :pinch:

[IdolEyes787]

Kelly Pickler is a country singer and former American Idol contestant who has made a career out of pretending to be stupid.

[mjmacky]

Kelly Pickler is a country singer and former American Idol contestant who has made a career out of pretending to be stupid.

Dammit Idol, I was satisfied not fucking know these people, stop telling me who they are.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm really good at most things trivial.It's when the stakes become high that I have a problem.:idunno:
Ask me anything of consequence so you can see that I'm not just being facetious.

[mjmacky]

I'm really good at most things trivial.It's when the stakes become high that I have a problem.:idunno:
Ask me anything of consequence so you can see that I'm not just being facetious.

I don't care about all of that, just promise to uphold your end of the agreement and put a 12 mm through my head when I whimper the safe word.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm really good at most things trivial.It's when the stakes become high that I have a problem.:idunno:
Ask me anything of consequence so you can see that I'm not just being facetious.

I don't care about all of that, just promise to uphold your end of the agreement and put a 12 mm through my head when I whimper the safe word.

Probably just as well on my part that I don't understand what you're saying.

[mjmacky]

I don't care about all of that, just promise to uphold your end of the agreement and put a 12 mm through my head when I whimper the safe word.

Probably just as well on my part that I don't understand what you're saying.

Even though it looks like I literally penned it, you should get the gist of our 2nd amendment. You'll also be protected by the stand your ground law. What I'm saying is this, it's safe to understand what I'm saying.

[IdolEyes787]

Probably just as well on my part that I don't understand what you're saying.

Even though it looks like I literally penned it, you should get the gist of our 2nd amendment. You'll also be protected by the stand your ground law. What I'm saying is this, it's safe to understand what I'm saying.

The simple truth is it's a the moment that you start believing yourself safe that you become the most vulnerable.
I would have thought something in Asian stuff would have taught you that.

[mjmacky]

Even though it looks like I literally penned it, you should get the gist of our 2nd amendment. You'll also be protected by the stand your ground law. What I'm saying is this, it's safe to understand what I'm saying.

The simple truth is it's a the moment that you start believing yourself safe that you become the most vulnerable.
I would have thought something in Asian stuff would have taught you that.

Don't be afraid to take chances Idol
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall"

[manker]

That pretending to be stupid chick is hawt.
I think if she had just got the answer right, I wouldn't have found her so attractive.

[IdolEyes787]

You know who says that? People who fall a lot.

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As spoken by someone who has limped to the finish of a bike race with his shorts shredded and his ass hanging out,let me tell you falling and getting up isn't nearly as glorious as one might assume.

[Something Else]

Fan-tast...no, wait. That's hideous.

HIGNFY made me laugh. True story.

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[Snee]

That pretending to be stupid chick is hawt.
I think if she had just got the answer right, I wouldn't have found her so attractive.


You know who says that? People who fall a lot.

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As spoken by someone who has limped to the finish of a bike race with his shorts shredded and his ass hanging out,let me tell you falling and getting up isn't nearly as glorious as one might assume.

:blink:

[Artemis]

You know who says that? People who fall a lot.

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As spoken by someone who has limped to the finish of a bike race with his shorts shredded and his ass hanging out,let me tell you falling and getting up isn't nearly as glorious as one might assume.

OK brah that wins over me crapping off my horses hands down, mind you I did once go off the back and get kicked on the way through, but ummmm......fuck that......:strongsad:

[Snee]

Anyways.

I learned a new word today. Rantallion.

I don't learn new words every day, but this was special. As in: What kind of person needs a word for that - special.

[manker]

Anyways.

I learned a new word today. Rantallion.

I don't learn new words every day, but this was special. As in: What kind of person needs a word for that - special.New words are always cool, even if you never use them.
Using information I gleaned from the bewbs thread the other day, however, I can apply this word to jiggy.

Your post has a definite air of win-win about it.

[Something Else]

What does Rantallion mean. I'm so curious, i'm at the point of almost-googling.

[Artemis]

You know who says that? People who fall a lot.

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As spoken by someone who has limped to the finish of a bike race with his shorts shredded and his ass hanging out,let me tell you falling and getting up isn't nearly as glorious as one might assume.

Actually you are kind of lucky you chose this fred to poast that pic, it's the one fred Squeams refuses to enter. Otherwise she would be fizzing at the bung at that piccy. :blink:

[manker]

What does Rantallion mean. I'm so curious, i'm at the point of almost-googling.It's a gardener with an unfinished haircut.

[Something Else]

What does Rantallion mean. I'm so curious, i'm at the point of almost-googling.It's a gardener with an unfinished haircut.

I cut my own hair the other day, and was also doing (not uphill) gardening today.

:dave:

[manker]

Which collection of hair did you prune, though, ben. You're the most hirsute man I've never met.
You could epilate enough hair to obscure a Mexican and still get mistaken for an oversized puffle.

[Something Else]

You obviously haven't met the eighteen year old I work with. He has a full, anchorman mustache, and his chest hair protrudes from his collar.

Mrs.Something Else says I have just the right amount to be hawt. :snooty:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UHLd_zxuo
+1 for anything else car related

[manker]

You obviously haven't met the eighteen year old I work with. He has a full, anchorman mustache, and his chest hair protrudes from his collar.

Mrs.Something Else says I have just the right amount to be hawt. :snooty:Then why did you cut some off :eyebrows:

[Artemis]

You obviously haven't met the eighteen year old I work with. He has a full, anchorman mustache, and his chest hair protrudes from his collar.

Mrs.Something Else says I have just the right amount to be hawt. :snooty:Then why did you cut some off :eyebrows:

Everyone else was confusing him with Cousin It. :blink:

[mjmacky]

You know who says that? People who fall a lot.

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As spoken by someone who has limped to the finish of a bike race with his shorts shredded and his ass hanging out,let me tell you falling and getting up isn't nearly as glorious as one might assume.

Well, they shouldn't have been hogging the road, now they know


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYPDAry-A-s

[manker]

Then why did you cut some off :eyebrows:

Everyone else was confusing him with Cousin It. :blink:

A movie reference I get :01:

[IdolEyes787]

Print cartoon turned into a 60's TV show turned into a series of movies . Please refrain from pretending to know anything about entertainment.

[manker]

Print cartoon turned into a 60's TV show turned into a series of movies . Please refrain from pretending to know anything about entertainment.
I want to post that pic that I thought was Peter Petrelli but you told me was Spiderman. I will not for two reasons:

1) It will only serve to remind me of my failings in this respect.
2) I'm in tears right now.

[manker]

And anyway, I'm pretty sure that The Munsters was never a comic :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

[


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYPDAry-A-s

They kicked the driver out of the race.
I've actually been hit by a truck so pikers.Mostly I got hit by the road and my own limited ability though.

[IdolEyes787]

Tears and hard alcohol are the Universe's way of letting you wash away the pain.
And anyway, I'm pretty sure that The Munsters was never a comic :snooty:

You got me there.

[manker]

Let that be a lesson to you :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

I've actually been hit by a truck so pikers.Mostly I got hit by the road and my own limited ability though.

So, you're back to using the sidewalk then?

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH6sjpX-t5U

Cunt.

[ziggyjuarez]

Fuck these plains that I live on.

[Artemis]

What's the national sport of Mexico?



























Cross-country :blink:

[ziggyjuarez]

Lol!

[ziggyjuarez]

Is it ok , I'm using that joke in person.

[mjmacky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH6sjpX-t5U

Cunt.

Looks like a hella amount of fun, then again, declines always are.

I've been thinking about getting an expensive bike again. Ever since my really nice one was stolen, I've only bought some Wal-Mart cheapos, but haven't owned a bike for several years.

[IdolEyes787]

What's the national sport of Mexico?



























Cross-country :blink:

It's funny because it's true.

[IdolEyes787]

Looks like a hella amount of fun, then again, declines always are.

I've been thinking about getting an expensive bike again. Ever since my really nice one was stolen, I've only bought some Wal-Mart cheapos, but haven't owned a bike for several years.

Descent cunt,they're called descents.
And now a reality check.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5BZ_oNyXdI

Luckily for him there were spectators there to run into and help him stop.

[Something Else]

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Work. :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

[


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYPDAry-A-s

They kicked the driver out of the race.
I've actually been hit by a truck so pikers.Mostly I got hit by the road and my own limited ability though.

Never bring a bicycle to a rally car race. :noes:

[megabyteme]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5BZ_oNyXdI

Luckily for him there were spectators there to run into and help him stop.

"He must have hit diesel or Something Else." :O

[enoughfakefiles]

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Work. :smilie4:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/33/workl.png/

Wurk :01:

[chalice]

Squareheid lives.

[Something Else]

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[IdolEyes787]

That tree's screaming.It's just doing it very quietly.

[enoughfakefiles]

That tree's screaming.It's just doing it very quietly.

If the tree fell over when no-one was around, do you think it would make a noise:unsure:

[Something Else]

It's not so much the tree making the sound, it's all the stuff it lands on being destroyed.

[mjmacky]

Looks like a hella amount of fun, then again, declines always are.

I've been thinking about getting an expensive bike again. Ever since my really nice one was stolen, I've only bought some Wal-Mart cheapos, but haven't owned a bike for several years.

Descent cunt,they're called descents.

I reserve the use of descent for the act of getting too involved into cycling culture, like wearing Lycra and such.

[mjmacky]

I figured out how to make Dave's blog hit the top of Google with a simple logical query:
Magnum Dave Dowell


http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=magnum+dave+dowell&oq=magnum+dave+dowell&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1

[ckrit]

I figured out how to make Dave's blog hit the top of Google with a simple logical query:
Magnum Dave Dowell


http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=magnum+dave+dowell&oq=magnum+dave+dowell&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1

Most of the time I just ignore Dave and his monologues, but I guess I was extremely bored today, so I checked out the blog.

Some notes I made:

-Dave gets headhunted (I'm assuming literally).
-Dave is brilliant and super-competent (:glag:).
-Dave wants to be pen-pals with your dad. How exciting is that?
-Dave randomly creates accounts on nazi-forums using people's usernames. (Too bad anyone with access to google and five minutes of spare time can figure out it's not actually them.)
-Dave signs people up for random newsletters and spam using their mail adresses. (Who gave him anything but a disposable addy?)
-Dave was going to send all of squeamous's personal details to animal rights activists because manker is a meanie, or whatevs. But he stopped himself because he's such a nice guy.

In short, I was thinking maybe he'd fuck off by now, but going by all that, he's still batshit loco and stuck in a loop.

[Barbarossa]

ok I'm confused, I thought that was Mary's blog...

[Proper Bo]

what part are ewe confused about?

[Barbarossa]

If I knew that I wouldn't be confused.

[ckrit]

ok I'm confused, I thought that was Mary's blog...

Dave comments with his epic commenting skillz. He's easily on par with your average youtuber.

[Barbarossa]

ahhh, I get it now :)

Don't worry Bo I am no longer confused :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Thank fuck for that, I was starting to worry :o

[Barbarossa]

Hey apparently there's stuff about me there, I've pulled a trigger or something :cool:

[IdolEyes787]

I know that deep down Snee lilkes me just as much as he likes MBM and that Mary loves me like she loves Idol

So not much and not at all?:unsure:

[megabyteme]

J-Dye's posting Bieber pics now. That's an all thyme low, even for him. :no:

[mjmacky]

J-Dye's posting Bieber pics now. That's an all thyme low, even for him. :no:

Would it be OK if he was balls deep in some cougar vag?

(disambiguation, J-dye or Bieber)

[mjmacky]

I know that deep down Snee lilkes me just as much as he likes MBM and that Mary loves me like she loves Idol

So not much and not at all?:unsure:

Correct, Dave doesn't lie

[IdolEyes787]

How does he sleep then?

[mjmacky]

How does he sleep then?

I always thought stooped over a balustrade.

[chalice]

Be-guilted by my carbon footprint, I've been slinking around eco-ethical amends.

I'd like your hippy'd out opinions on the latest matter transporters, ocean-hopping flip-flops and anti-grav, sub-light position shifting roller skates, if you please.

I'm so tired of bicycles.

[Snee]

Pogo stick, mang. That's where it's at.

[megabyteme]

How does he sleep then?

I always thought stooped over a balustrade.

Squeams still cares enough that she leaves him saucers of warm milk. All the accusations made against her are exaggerated. :(

[IdolEyes787]

Be-guilted by my carbon footprint, I've been slinking around eco-ethical amends.

I'd like your hippy'd out opinions on the latest matter transporters, ocean-hopping flip-flops and anti-grav, sub-light position shifting roller skates, if you please.

I'm so tired of bicycles.
Lectica.

[mjmacky]

Be-guilted by my carbon footprint, I've been slinking around eco-ethical amends.

I'd like your hippy'd out opinions on the latest matter transporters, ocean-hopping flip-flops and anti-grav, sub-light position shifting roller skates, if you please.

I'm so tired of bicycles.
Lectica.

That's a half recommendation, like the chassis without a motor. What sort of ethnicity shall propel it?

[IdolEyes787]

Italian idiots.

[mjmacky]

Italian idiots.

We make one fine tuned machine. All that's needed now is to figure out who makes the Ferrari of lecticas, and chavis will be out and about in style.

[SomePeople]

Hey apparently there's stuff about me there, I've pulled a trigger or something :cool:

That's right, you did indeed.

I did make it clear, didn't I? I mean I'm not sure I could have been any clearer in my statement where I gave you all my word. You do understand what that means don't you? When someone gives you their word. You get that giving your word is something you do about something you commit to. Was it too difficult for you to understand? Solaris fucked your brain up did it? You thought someone giving their word was as meaningless as that dying piece of crap OS, did you? It looks like I'm going to have to disappoint you again Barbie, because I'm afraid giving your word does mean something, it is a serious thing. I did and you called me on it. You pulled the trigger.

[SomePeople]

I know that deep down Snee lilkes me just as much as he likes MBM and that Mary loves me like she loves Idol

So not much and not at all?:unsure:

You'll need to check with Mary, he wrote that.

[SomePeople]

I figured out how to make Dave's blog hit the top of Google with a simple logical query:
Magnum Dave Dowell


http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=magnum+dave+dowell&oq=magnum+dave+dowell&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1

That's about the standard I'd expect from you.

Look it works for Squeamous as well (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&ei=xJi9T6mUH_ST0QX9nLhA&ved=0CAcQvgUoAA&q=magnum+Squeamous&nfpr=1&biw=1260&bih=845)

It's only the fifth hit for filsharingtalk.com though, we have a lot of work to do Mary, to get your little hate site linked into FST so tightly that it comes up on any search for FST, so that the world can see the kind of things the admin team allow this board to be used for.

[url=http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1260&bih=845&q=magnum+filesharingtalk.com&oq=magnum+filesharingtalk.com&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=serp.3...5798.13514.0.16241.29.24.5.0.0.0.135.1868.22j2.24.0...0.0.4d3scJTouec[/url]

[SomePeople]

If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.




Ummm shouldn't that say "If you don't know the rules it doesn't matter, because the internet bully I made into the mod for this section makes them up as he goes along"?

[megabyteme]

:yawn::dave:

[SomePeople]

Hello MBM,

Posted any vicious comments about anybody else recently? Or are you still saving all that for the stalking victim of your vicious female friend?

EDIT: You know the kind of thing, like this kind of seriously intentioned nasty comment.
http://magnumdave.wordpress.com/2012/05/15/bullies/#comment-522

[SomePeople]

Tell me does it make you feel 'hard' or something? Being able to spew forth vicious comments such as that about someone who you don't actually know fuck all about? Is your life that sad that you have to behave like that? Can you seriously not find some way to behave like an adult?

[megabyteme]

Hello MBM,

Posted any vicious comments about anybody else recently? Or are you still saving all that for the stalking victim of your vicious female friend?

I'm not vicious, I'm accurate, Dave. You ever just go away? Squeams had no problem parting from you. That was the vicious part you can't stand, isn't it?

[SomePeople]

I avoid commenting upon her on this board MBM, and although I may have slipped up once or twice on that, I'm not going to again this time. Shame she never saw fit to even try to do the same for me.

You've vicious, and nasty MBM, and accurate is an extraordinary claim from someone whos every single deluded fantasy and thought has been destroyed by fact.

[megabyteme]

I avoid commenting upon her on this board MBM, and although I may have slipped up once or twice on that, I'm not going to again this time. Shame she never saw fit to even try to do the same for me.

You've vicious, and nasty MBM, and accurate is an extraordinary claim from someone whos every single deluded fantasy and thought has been destroyed by fact.

You are too modest, Dave. Your first hundred+ posts here involved "that woman". Who was "that woman" if not Squeams? :pinch: Passive-aggressive counts as "slipping", Dave Dowell.

[SomePeople]

You are too modest, Dave. Your first hundred+ posts here involved "that woman". Who was "that woman" if not Squeams? :pinch: Passive-aggressive counts as "slipping", Dave Dowell.

You missed commenting:
1) about how each and everyone of those posts didn't identify (in fact going out of my way to make sure they couldn't identify her as ) 'that woman' was her
2) about how each and everyone was about what she had done to me
3) about how many of them pointed out that she was a perfectly nice individual if you could accept her lying,
4) about the many posts where I defended 'that woman' from nasty shite you lot all spewed forth about 'that woman' (you know like when Mary called her a whore).

You also missed that each and everyone of those posts was in direct response to one of you posting something about 'that woman', and that not one of my posts about 'that woman' was addressed to her, or aimed at her.

It's OK though, I understand you don't like inconvenient facts to get in the way of your little hatreds. Kind of upsets the flow of the nasty personalised comments, and rants, I suspect?

[mjmacky]

I made you a site Dave, go continue posting over there.

[megabyteme]

You are too modest, Dave. Your first hundred+ posts here involved "that woman". Who was "that woman" if not Squeams? :pinch: Passive-aggressive counts as "slipping", Dave Dowell.

You missed commenting:
1) about how each and everyone of those posts didn't identify (in fact going out of my way to make sure they couldn't identify her as ) 'that woman' was her
2) about how each and everyone was about what she had done to me
3) about how many of them pointed out that she was a perfectly nice individual if you could accept her lying,
4) about the many posts where I defended 'that woman' from nasty shite you lot all spewed forth about 'that woman' (you know like when Mary called her a whore).

You also missed that each and everyone of those posts was in direct response to one of you posting something about 'that woman', and that not one of my posts about 'that woman' was addressed to her, or aimed at her.

It's OK though, I understand you don't like inconvenient facts to get in the way of your little hatreds. Kind of upsets the flow of the nasty personalised comments, and rants, I suspect?

Dave, if you showed up at a bar where Squeams was a regular, and started spewing (yes, spewing) shit about how "that woman" did blah, blah, blah... all that would be needed to get you thrown out would be for her (or any other woman) to point out that you were her ex- and that you were spouting off about her. If your intent was so "pure" here, "that woman" would have never been mentioned. Are you implying members of this bored are psychic and "coaxed" it out of you?

The fact is, you should have been shown the door MUCH sooner. That was the only error made by the mods here.

You are a creep, and a poor fucking liar. Again, not one person has bought your BULLSHIT story ever.

EDIT- Now you are admitting Mary was not "in the loop". Does this mean his "hate site" wasn't started because of Squeams "lies"? :pinch:

[SomePeople]

Dave, if you showed up at a bar where Squeams was a regular, and started spewing (yes, spewing) shit about how "that woman" did blah, blah, blah... all that would be needed to get you thrown out would be for her (or any other woman) to point out that you were her ex- and that you were spouting off about her. If your intent was so "pure" here, "that woman" would have never been mentioned. Are you implying members of this bored are psychic and "coaxed" it out of you?

The fact is, you should have been shown the door MUCH sooner. That was the only error made by the mods here.

You are a creep, and a poor fucking liar. Again, not one person has bought your BULLSHIT story ever.

EDIT- Now you are admitting Mary was not "in the loop". Does this mean his "hate site" wasn't started because of Squeams "lies"? :pinch:

I have no idea where this little fantasy is going.

It's really simple I was asked what had made me willing to be a cunt. I answered that question.

From that point on you all decided to make post after post about that woman, and I answered your posts as you made them.

If you didn't want me to answer your posts, you shouldn't have posted them. I told you all that more than once.

[mjmacky]

Dave, if you showed up at a bar where Squeams was a regular, and started spewing (yes, spewing) shit about how "that woman" did blah, blah, blah... all that would be needed to get you thrown out would be for her (or any other woman) to point out that you were her ex- and that you were spouting off about her. If your intent was so "pure" here, "that woman" would have never been mentioned. Are you implying members of this bored are psychic and "coaxed" it out of you?

The fact is, you should have been shown the door MUCH sooner. That was the only error made by the mods here.

You are a creep, and a poor fucking liar. Again, not one person has bought your BULLSHIT story ever.

EDIT- Now you are admitting Mary was not "in the loop". Does this mean his "hate site" wasn't started because of Squeams "lies"? :pinch:

I'm going to be pleasant and request that you stop trying to reason with Dave. It makes me feel bad to watch you waste the effort. If I knew you could travel to alternate realities, I'd have some hope, but he's too far warped to resolve our reality-based environment.

[SomePeople]

I'm going to be pleasant and request that you stop trying to reason with Dave. It makes me feel bad to watch you waste the effort. If I knew you could travel to alternate realities, I'd have some hope, but he's too far warped to resolve our reality-based environment.

How the fuck do you feel qualified to comment upon reality? You who set up a hate site based upon a complete pack of malicious lies. You who compares someone who isn't like your father to your father and finds a match, whilst ignoring your own hate based behavioural matches to him?

[mjmacky]

How the fuck do you feel qualified to comment upon reality? You who set up a hate site based upon a complete pack of malicious lies. You who compares someone who isn't like your father to your father and finds a match, whilst ignoring your own hate based behavioural matches to him?

Shut up dad, I didn't want to live with you anyway.

[SomePeople]

Shut up dad, I didn't want to live with you anyway.

I wouldn't have a son who treated other people like you do, I'd disown you.

Is that what happened Mary? Did it go down like that? Give me his email address, so we can find out... come on, you know you want to.

[mjmacky]

Shut up dad, I didn't want to live with you anyway.

I wouldn't have a son who treated other people like you do, I'd disown you.

Is that what happened Mary? Did it go down like that? Give me his email address, so we can find out... come on, you know you want to.

Sure, if you want to be told the same story twice, here's the email
[email protected]

[SomePeople]

Sure, if you want to be told the same story twice, here's the email
[email protected]

And there I was thinking you might be more than just another cowardly piece of internet shite. Someone who had the balls to stand behind what he said. Seems I was wrong, although why you feel the need to keep proving it to me over and over again is baffling me.

[mjmacky]

You lied about your email dad? :ohmy:

[SomePeople]

Answer him MBM, he's your son he deserves an answer.

[megabyteme]

I'm signing off now to go watch Vampire Diaries. There's a hot chick in it, and the stories are FAR more realistic than anything Dave has ever spewed come up with.

'night, Dave. Don't stay up too late watching Squeams. It's a school night...

[SomePeople]

I'm sure Squeamous would be OK with you using the "spew"ed word she introduced into this whole debacle MBM.

[ziggyjuarez]

The money is mine!

[megabyteme]

I'm sure Squeamous would be OK with you using the "spew"ed word she introduced into this whole debacle MBM.

But it flow(es) off your tongue so frequently that it became yours. You own it, Dave. Spew is your baby.

EDIT- You do realize this debacle is all yours, don't you, D-wat? Not one other person has been stained by it. Not one- except you.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Announcer: Congratulations, Dave Dowell, you've just won a debacle!!!

Announcer: What are you going to do next?

Dave: I'm going to Squeams'...

[ckrit]

Hey apparently there's stuff about me there, I've pulled a trigger or something :cool:

That's right, you did indeed.

I did make it clear, didn't I? I mean I'm not sure I could have been any clearer in my statement where I gave you all my word. You do understand what that means don't you? When someone gives you their word. You get that giving your word is something you do about something you commit to. Was it too difficult for you to understand? Solaris fucked your brain up did it? You thought someone giving their word was as meaningless as that dying piece of crap OS, did you? It looks like I'm going to have to disappoint you again Barbie, because I'm afraid giving your word does mean something, it is a serious thing. I did and you called me on it. You pulled the trigger.

Fruitcake.

[Artemis]

Spacely sprockets is definitely off the meds this week. :yup:

[Barbarossa]

Hey apparently there's stuff about me there, I've pulled a trigger or something :cool:

That's right, you did indeed.

I did make it clear, didn't I? I mean I'm not sure I could have been any clearer in my statement where I gave you all my word. You do understand what that means don't you? When someone gives you their word. You get that giving your word is something you do about something you commit to. Was it too difficult for you to understand? Solaris fucked your brain up did it? You thought someone giving their word was as meaningless as that dying piece of crap OS, did you? It looks like I'm going to have to disappoint you again Barbie, because I'm afraid giving your word does mean something, it is a serious thing. I did and you called me on it. You pulled the trigger.

Ahhh, OK. I'll tell you exactly what happened, you were very clever about it. You completely exploited my total apathy about you and anything about you and what you do and say.

[SomePeople]

Ahhh, OK. I'll tell you exactly what happened, you were very clever about it. You completely exploited my total apathy about you and anything about you and what you do and say.

Nope that's not working an apathetic person wouldn't have copied and pasted my statement into a thread on this board, he wouldn't have given enough of a fuck to do it.

I fink you was just sore I wasn't posting bewb pics for you anymore, but the game was pointless. You knew I was never going to post hers, I told you so... twice.

[Barbarossa]

Meh, I'm given to understanding that sometimes you tend to say what you don't mean, and vice versa...

[SomePeople]

Meh, I'm given to understanding that sometimes you tend to say what you don't mean, and vice versa...

Aha! I see what you did there... and tis true I have taken to emulating my peers here and lying on the odd occasion. In fact I have recently been complimented by both Mary and MBM, on my acting like them abilities. I am so gratified by the recognition...

The real life stuff about her though I'm still not intending to betray. Real life betrayal of trust is such a low life thing to do, dontcha fink?

[Barbarossa]

I wouldn't know...

[SomePeople]

Lucky you :)

[SomePeople]

Moving right along then... different subject and all that. Have you thought about learning a proper *nix?

[Barbarossa]

do a what now?

[SomePeople]

That open Solaris thing you were touting on YouTube. It'll never catch on you know.

[Barbarossa]

lol, I think you've got the wrong barbarossa, or something else.... I haven't been touting anything on youtube for at least 5 years, and it wasn't anything as exciting as whatever the hell you just said...

[SomePeople]

So that wasn't you touting open Solaris in VMs?

Hmmm OK.

[Barbarossa]

:no2:

[ckrit]

It would appear dave has you mixed up with lamsey.

Easy mistake to make.

[Barbarossa]

How dare you, I have two distinct functional eyebrows! :angry:

[ckrit]

Yes, but you're both nuuuuurds.

[Barbarossa]

Hands up here who isn't a nerd.... :coffee:

[ckrit]

...balls.

[mjmacky]

Hands up here who isn't a nerd.... :coffee:

:pizza:

[megabyteme]

So that wasn't you touting open Solaris in VMs?

Hmmm OK.


:no2:

Are you even sure you are stalking the right Squeams, Dave? Wouldn't that be embarrassing... :lol:

[SomePeople]

:no2:

Are you even sure you are stalking the right Squeams, Dave? Wouldn't that be embarrassing... :lol:

:lol:

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/09Zaf.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

113662


The startling still image above is of “Lost’s” Matthew Fox from a movie called Alex Cross, based on the James Patterson novel....Fox apparently plays the deranged fucker, a ruthless assassin who murders a detective’s wife. Vince over at FilmDrunk sums up the above image best: “He looks like Mickey Rourke’s penis.”.

Crikey.
Is it technically possible to have negative percentage body fat?

[chalice]

Fucking hell. Jack has to go back to the max, innit. 'He looks like Mickey Rourke's penis' is fucking quality.

Saw the trailer for Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby. Don't fancy Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway much. I hate that weedy wee homunculus.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=rARN6agiW7o

[mjmacky]

When you need to "re-imagine" and ruin classic literature in an attempt to capture a young audience, be sure to include DiCaprio.

[ziggyjuarez]

My picks:C.B. Dollaway,Stefen Struve,Shane del rasario,Big country,Cain and dos santos.

[IdolEyes787]

My picks:C.B. Dollaway,Stefen Struve,Shane del rasario,Big country,Cain and dos santos.

The fact that you came even name those people disqualifies you from basically everything.

Anyway Hollywood needs to stop remaking old movies and churning out inferior sequels and actually make something new.
Look at all the big Summer movies, basically not an original idea among them.

Hell they were going to release 3 different Snow White movies until someone noticed that this one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432355/) actually had a chance of being good and canceled it.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sThcwmx3rs&nomobile=1&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Probably don't wanna watch this stoned.

[Snee]

Halfway through the first, and probably only, season of The River.

A bit like Lost or something. Not fantastic, but I had nowt to do for while, today.

[manker]

Halfway through the first, and probably only, season of The River.

A bit like Lost or something. Not fantastic, but I had nowt to do for while, today.I downloaded that on the recommendation of a mate who bought the American Pie boxset.
Wasn't sure if I'd watch it but I thought it would give the missus something to do when I posted pish on the internets.

[manker]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.

[Something Else]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.

How is AllenS.

[Snee]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.

FYI. I totally made that section happen. If it weren't for classic threads like "count your toes" and everything else of a countable nature I could think of at the time, we'd still have that shite in the lounge.

:unsunghero:

[Something Else]

I jailbroke my iPhone last night. I don't get why it's good. All the tweaks are unstable and/or look unprofessional. Can I do something awesome with it now. :unsure:

[chalice]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.

There was some mild controversy a few years ago*, the lounge being swarmed with mong-a-longs posting those threads to pad their post counts. The lounge resembled the BT section briefly, until JP objected. Some modulating monkey came up with the idea of disabling post count in the lounge, and this was implemented, albeit for about five internets seconds (three or four generations in real life terms). Legitimate lounge bastards didn't see why their posts shouldn't be counted as they found word games the domain of dicks and Boab, and after much harrumphing, lounge post count was reinstated to muffled applause. Word games was relegated to a blasted subsection and everyone went about their business, not quite sure if they'd dreamt the whole debacle.

*Subject to dream.

[chalice]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.

FYI. I totally made that section happen. If it weren't for classic threads like "count your toes" and everything else of a countable nature I could think of at the time, we'd still have that shite in the lounge.

:unsunghero:

I dreamt it was JP. :pinch:

[Snee]

Fine, I admit it. It was barbie as usual. I just can't fool you guise. :emo:

In other news, the latest supersecret dave almost made me do an actual :earl: :headdesk:.

[manker]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.

How is AllenS.:lol:
I believe he is currently breathing through his mouth.

===

Snee, I remember when those were in the lounge and completely detested them.
I slightly lift my yarmulke in the general direction of your personage.

[Snee]

Had a look through those old threads, and this is the best thread I have ever done in my hole life (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/261688-***-thx-4-infos-***).

[Artemis]

I jailbroke my iPhone last night. I don't get why it's good. All the tweaks are unstable and/or look unprofessional. Can I do something awesome with it now. :unsure:

Well at least it's better than last time when you simply broke it. :blink:

[manker]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.

There was some mild controversy a few years ago*, the lounge being swarmed with mong-a-longs posting those threads to pad their post counts. The lounge resembled the BT section briefly, until JP objected. Some modulating monkey came up with the idea of disabling post count in the lounge, and this was implemented, albeit for about five internets seconds (three or four generations in real life terms). Legitimate lounge bastards didn't see why their posts shouldn't be counted as they found word games the domain of dicks and Boab, and after much harrumphing, lounge post count was reinstated to muffled applause. Word games was relegated to a blasted subsection and everyone went about their business, not quite sure if they'd dreamt the whole debacle.

*Subject to dream.
I was around at the time and obviously didn't want to be left with about six posts if all of a sudden lounge posts didn't count - so I did cause a fuss and a bother about it, as did others, and wondered what changed the mods mind.

It was only recently after I read Team Chat that I found out that tesco was the true hero of the piece; 'A post is a post, it's stupid to turn it off in the lounge'.
It brings a tear to the eye: Canadian lol-boy made-good :happy:

[tesco]

I jailbroke my iPhone last night. I don't get why it's good. All the tweaks are unstable and/or look unprofessional. Can I do something awesome with it now. :unsure:
I agree. I've found nothing worthwhile in cydia apart from a gameboy emulator (which was what I originally jailbroke it for).
I'm now over that and considering unjailbreaking (jailfixing?) it

[tesco]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.
Last 7 posts in the 'one word story':
start...
all...
new
better...
tuba's...
concatenated
what

Must be...written...by jdye...

[chalice]

There was some mild controversy a few years ago*, the lounge being swarmed with mong-a-longs posting those threads to pad their post counts. The lounge resembled the BT section briefly, until JP objected. Some modulating monkey came up with the idea of disabling post count in the lounge, and this was implemented, albeit for about five internets seconds (three or four generations in real life terms). Legitimate lounge bastards didn't see why their posts shouldn't be counted as they found word games the domain of dicks and Boab, and after much harrumphing, lounge post count was reinstated to muffled applause. Word games was relegated to a blasted subsection and everyone went about their business, not quite sure if they'd dreamt the whole debacle.

*Subject to dream.
I was around at the time and obviously didn't want to be left with about six posts if all of a sudden lounge posts didn't count - so I did cause a fuss and a bother about it, as did others, and wondered what changed the mods mind.

It was only recently after I read Team Chat that I found out that tesco was the true hero of the piece; 'A post is a post, it's stupid to turn it off in the lounge'.
It brings a tear to the eye: Canadian lol-boy made-good :happy:

I was hugely prolific during that period, belting out an unlikely 47,000 fantastic posts, making me in and around the most wonderful thing ever to grace this wank pit.

But I'm not bitter.

[Snee]

I jailbroke my iPhone last night. I don't get why it's good. All the tweaks are unstable and/or look unprofessional. Can I do something awesome with it now. :unsure:
I agree. I've found nothing worthwhile in cydia apart from a gameboy emulator (which was what I originally jailbroke it for).
I'm now over that and considering unjailbreaking (jailfixing?) it

Used to be, people did it for one of three things. Either geocaching, unlocking an operator lock, or for changing the GUI.

Fucknose what else is good. When we did it to my sister's iphone (to unlock it), I just looked at files and shit. Looked to be some sort of debian derivative in there in cydian.

Tethered jailbrakes suck bawls, however. Avoid.

[manker]

I was around at the time and obviously didn't want to be left with about six posts if all of a sudden lounge posts didn't count - so I did cause a fuss and a bother about it, as did others, and wondered what changed the mods mind.

It was only recently after I read Team Chat that I found out that tesco was the true hero of the piece; 'A post is a post, it's stupid to turn it off in the lounge'.
It brings a tear to the eye: Canadian lol-boy made-good :happy:

I was hugely prolific during that period, belting out an unlikely 47,000 fantastic posts, making me in and around the most wonderful thing ever to grace this wank pit.

But I'm not bitter.
I'm going to do an Arty and explain that when tesco turned the post count back on, all posts we'd made in the interim period of them not counting, suddenly counted.
This is a necessary deviation from my usual posting style as my internets ego can't stomach the off chance of someone thinking that someone made more posts than me :emo:


And also; tesco's like Bo, if you talk about him, he appears. We shall have to do this more often.
Especially when something needs fixing :smilie4:

[manker]

Looked to be some sort of debian derivative in there in cydian.:eyebrows:
I'm simply not accepting that your sentence makes any kind of sense.
Even in Japan.

[chalice]

So, what the fuck happened to my 47,000 fantastics posts, then? Do you think I should report it?

[tesco]

I agree. I've found nothing worthwhile in cydia apart from a gameboy emulator (which was what I originally jailbroke it for).
I'm now over that and considering unjailbreaking (jailfixing?) it

Used to be, people did it for one of three things. Either geocaching, unlocking an operator lock, or for changing the GUI.

Fucknose what else is good. When we did it to my sister's iphone (to unlock it), I just looked at files and shit. Looked to be some sort of debian derivative in there in cydian.

Tethered jailbrakes suck bawls, however. Avoid.
Oh right changing the GUI is good too, apart from the fact that the phone slows to a crawl as soon as I enable any of the styles or tweaks. :(

[manker]

Is it possible to re-jail an iPhone?

[manker]

So, what the fuck happened to my 47,000 fantastics posts, then? Do you think I should report it?Rumour has it that Rat Faced and NikkiD distributed them equally amongst the intellectually starving.

Sure, they were grateful at first and treated as forumular equals - but then came the problem of feeding their addiction to witty repartee and cognisant badinage.
The bleeding heart mod duo soon realised that they'd created an insatiable hydra whose mouths would forever remain empty.

Unfortunately it resulted in them both leaving the board forever.
But at least they took Jonno with them.

[Artemis]

Is it possible to re-jail an iPhone?

Yeppers, simply reconnect it to iTunes and check for an iOS update, and Apple will merrily break your jailbreak for you. Google don't give a flying fuck if you SU your phone, I've upgraded my OS two times and the hack is intact. :idunno:

[chalice]

So, what the fuck happened to my 47,000 fantastics posts, then? Do you think I should report it?Rumour has it that Rat Faced and NikkiD distributed them equally amongst the intellectually starving.

Sure, they were grateful at first and treated as forumular equals - but then came the problem of feeding their addiction to witty repartee and cognisant badinage.
The bleeding heart mod duo soon realised that they'd created an insatiable hydra whose mouths would forever remain empty.

Unfortunately it resulted in them both leaving the board forever.
But at least they took Jonno with them.

Noice. What a bunch of cunts.

[manker]

Is it possible to re-jail an iPhone?

Yeppers, simply reconnect it to iTunes and check for an iOS update, and Apple will merrily break your jailbreak for you. Google don't give a flying fuck if you SU your phone, I've upgraded my OS two times and the hack is intact. :idunno:Well that's jolly nice of them.
What's all this I hear about people 'bricking' their iPad/phone, then?

[manker]

Rumour has it that Rat Faced and NikkiD distributed them equally amongst the intellectually starving.

Sure, they were grateful at first and treated as forumular equals - but then came the problem of feeding their addiction to witty repartee and cognisant badinage.
The bleeding heart mod duo soon realised that they'd created an insatiable hydra whose mouths would forever remain empty.

Unfortunately it resulted in them both leaving the board forever.
But at least they took Jonno with them.

Noice. What a bunch of cunts.
The lash at the end was for you.

Also. Who is a bunch of cunts; The NikkiD/Jonno/RF love triumvirate or the spastic hydra.

[chalice]

Everyone, bunched together like a big bunch of pornographic fruits.

Except me and you and Snee and JP. We're sound as a dog pound, ripping up righteous for multiple hoods bereft of black fellows.

[chalice]

Others get in on unfortunate merit. MBM is a shoe-in cos his son resembles him. Mary gets an open road cos he's mental and his dad made him and his brother bash each other, which is the sickest thing I've read on this board in two months. Idol eats bicycles.

Bo has lost all his hair, and clearly his posting strength, so he's ostracised to the max.

[Artemis]

Yeppers, simply reconnect it to iTunes and check for an iOS update, and Apple will merrily break your jailbreak for you. Google don't give a flying fuck if you SU your phone, I've upgraded my OS two times and the hack is intact. :idunno:Well that's jolly nice of them.
What's all this I hear about people 'bricking' their iPad/phone, then?

Well if the flashing goes badly, like any flashing of any nand device, it goes badly, then you have a neato conversation peace/lawn dart/dog chew toy

[manker]

Everyone, bunched together like a big bunch of pornographic fruits.

Except me and you and Snee and JP. We're sound as a dog pound, ripping up righteous for multiple hoods bereft of black fellows.
Damn decent of you, old bean-stick.

I would suggest mbm for hood ripping duties, what with recent revelations about his heckler cock, but I fear he may be too busy putting up stuffed animal heads on the seven walls of his weapon chamber.

[chalice]

Everyone, bunched together like a big bunch of pornographic fruits.

Except me and you and Snee and JP. We're sound as a dog pound, ripping up righteous for multiple hoods bereft of black fellows.
Damn decent of you, old bean-stick.

I would suggest mbm for hood ripping duties, what with recent revelations about his heckler cock, but I fear he may be too busy putting up stuffed animal heads on the seven walls of his weapon chamber.

See above, gunslinger. :smilie4:

[manker]

Well that's jolly nice of them.
What's all this I hear about people 'bricking' their iPad/phone, then?

Well if the flashing goes badly, like any flashing of any nand device, it goes badly, then you have a neato conversation peace/lawn dart/dog chew toy

Oh is that all it is. I had imagined it was a devious apple ploy to get you to buy angry birds or w.e

[chalice]

Art gets in cos I've lost count of his deformities. Also, I like angry boys. Just as long as they're upside down.

[manker]

Others get in on unfortunate merit. MBM is a shoe-in cos his son resembles him. Mary gets an open road cos he's mental and his dad made him and his brother bash each other, which is the sickest thing I've read on this board in two months. Idol eats bicycles.

Bo has lost all his hair, and clearly his posting strength, so he's ostracised to the max.
Agree in all cases, I must add that Arty's in because he roams the antipodean wilds with an aubergine attuned abandon.

[chalice]

Others get in on unfortunate merit. MBM is a shoe-in cos his son resembles him. Mary gets an open road cos he's mental and his dad made him and his brother bash each other, which is the sickest thing I've read on this board in two months. Idol eats bicycles.

Bo has lost all his hair, and clearly his posting strength, so he's ostracised to the max.
Agree in all cases, I must add that Arty's in because he roams the antipodean wilds with an aubergine attuned abandon.

See above, slow coach to nowhere. :smile4:

[manker]

Squeams isn't in because she's a girl and doesn't know her place or how awesome this thread is.
Tesco's definitely in because he's the saviour of the lounge post count and probably hates guns.

[manker]

Agree in all cases, I must add that Arty's in because he roams the antipodean wilds with an aubergine attuned abandon.

See above, slow coach to nowhere. :smile4:
Yeah but mine > yours
alliteration > you
everything < aubergines

[chalice]

Do you think Idol will know that we're deliberately leaving him out?

[manker]

You included him :blink:

[manker]

Oh, you mean ben.

[manker]

Yeah. He'll know that it was deliberate and we didn't just forget.

[chalice]

I'm taking myself off for being wopped. What a cunt.

[manker]

I'm taking myself off for being wopped.it's hardly cause for a reward.
If you wanked every time you were wopped, you'd be 14.

[IdolEyes787]

Do you think Idol will know that we're deliberately leaving him out?

I lost all understanding of this thread several posts ago.
I suppose I could ask what but all in all I'd rather just have manker correct my punctuation while I remain blissfully ignorant.

[manker]

Do you think Idol will know that we're deliberately leaving him out?

I lost all understanding of this thread several posts ago.
I suppose I could ask what but all in all I'd rather just have manker correct my punctuation while I remain blissfully ignorant.I gave up that ages ago because you do it on purpose :snooty:

[chalice]

I'm taking myself off for being wopped.it's hardly cause for a reward.
If you wanked every time you were wopped, you'd be 14.

My personal, anatomical layout is such that I actually possess a vagina, snuggled deep in my palm, which I keep in my pocket, for obvious social reasons. I am self-pregnating too, which, as you can imagine, causes significant difficulties several times an hour when I have to look for a wank glove.

[manker]

Also; what's hard to understand.
It's all fairly straight forward as far as I can see. We're quite obviously deciding who is part of the heard. There used to be a heard ages ago of which I was a member, but it went through something of a disbansion in recent years.

There's sound reasoning to each and every decision.

[chalice]

I lost all understanding of this thread several posts ago.
I suppose I could ask what but all in all I'd rather just have manker correct my punctuation while I remain blissfully ignorant.I gave up that ages ago because you do it on purpose :snooty:

Yes. Idol went for the conceit before the joke, which never works. Let's kill it.

[manker]

it's hardly cause for a reward.
If you wanked every time you were wopped, you'd be 14.

My personal, anatomical layout is such that I actually possess a vagina, snuggled deep in my palm, which I keep in my pocket, for obvious social reasons. I am self-pregnating too, which, as you can imagine, causes significant difficulties several times an hour when I have to look for a wank glove.I'm just wondering if you're trying to tell me that you managed to sneak one of those mail order latex vaginas past your missus but now there is no way you can clean it :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Apple jailbreaking: I thought the main purposes were to install apps that Apple didn't deem family friendly and to enable multitasking, and in general just remove all of the arbitrary restrictions, i.e. emulate an Android :dry:

Flock of bison: I'm permitted to accompany there because no one can figure out what to do with me otherwise, else I'd wonder around ahead sticking my large mammalian cock into the land you roam giving you all cause to have to be careful where you step. Convenience, that's what it is.

[megabyteme]

Another thing I've found by clicking the 'new posts' button instead of just reading the posts in the sections that interest me (the lounge).

People post an inordinate amount of shite in the 'word games' subsection. I never even knew it was there.
Threads like 'one word story' and 'count to infinity' and 'what are you eating' are alive and well and full of complete and utter fuckspastics.
Last 7 posts in the 'one word story':
start...
all...
new
better...
tuba's...
concatenated
what

Must be...written...by jdye...

Damn it, I was going to say "tubas". :fist:

Although, I can't think of why anyone would indicate that the tuba owned anything...

[mjmacky]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dave+dowell

???

[megabyteme]

Others get in on unfortunate merit. MBM is a shoe-in cos his son resembles him. Mary gets an open road cos he's mental and his dad made him and his brother bash each other, which is the sickest thing I've read on this board in two months. Idol eats bicycles.

Bo has lost all his hair, and clearly his posting strength, so he's ostracised to the max.

:happy: That is one thing I've noticed from the very start. Nobody says, "Oh, your son looks just lyke you..." when your son has Down's. They'll say it every thyme about my daughter. Even though there's an apparent resemblance in both of them.

Racists. All of 'em.

[mjmacky]

:happy: That is one thing I've noticed from the very start. Nobody says, "Oh, your son looks just lyke you..." when your son has Down's. They'll say it every thyme about my daughter. Even though there's an apparent resemblance in both of them.

Racists. All of 'em.

These are just a few of the reasons you need to hang out with more black people.

[megabyteme]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dave+dowell

???


Dave Dowell is not defined yet

:shifty:

[megabyteme]

:happy: That is one thing I've noticed from the very start. Nobody says, "Oh, your son looks just lyke you..." when your son has Down's. They'll say it every thyme about my daughter. Even though there's an apparent resemblance in both of them.

Racists. All of 'em.

These are just a few of the reasons you need to hang out with more black people.

Joking aside, I have had other good experiences with black people. This area does not welcome them too warmly. The fact is, 95+% of us are white. Gang problems? Nope, we got annual want-to-be, but were "unfortunately" born white crowds of sub 70 IQ pts teens who have either seen black men on television, or perhaps one driving by in a car, so those seem like good things to emulate, right?

The biggest hurdle I've faced in developing casual relationships with "them" is that so many others have come before me, and made complete fuckups of themselves. The ones I encounter, and hit it off well have a basic level of me being myself. I'm not interested in being black, or learning hip new words. I just want to talk and see how they did stuff in their lives. Where they are going, and how soon they will be out on parole...

I would hang out with more black people if I could. Another problem with being black here is that there really is NO black culture. The makeup of the city almost requires assimilation.

[Artemis]

These are just a few of the reasons you need to hang out with more black people.

Joking aside, I have had other good experiences with black people. This area does not welcome them too warmly. The fact is, 95+% of us are white. Gang problems? Nope, we got annual want-to-be, but were "unfortunately" born white crowds of sub 70 IQ pts teens who have either seen black men on television, or perhaps one driving by in a car, so those seem like good things to emulate, right?

The biggest hurdle I've faced in developing casual relationships with "them" is that so many others have come before me, and made complete fuckups of themselves. The ones I encounter, and hit it off well have a basic level of me being myself. I'm not interested in being black, or learning hip new words. I just want to talk and see how they did stuff in their lives. Where they are going, and how soon they will be out on parole...

I would hang out with more black people if I could. Another problem with being black here is that there really is NO black culture. The makeup of the city almost requires assimilation.

I actually find the us and them concept quite foreign to be honest, maybe it is simply that our culture is far more integrated, I hope so at least, but Maori and Pacific Islanders live in the same neighborhoods, shop at the same shops, have a vital political say. It isn't all egalitarian, they have a higher level of unemployment but this is reducing and with Iwi (tribal) based corporations based on Waitangi reparations there is more self determination. There are many customary rights like fishing which exempt Maori from licensing which others need so there is a very much a dual or mixed culture in New Zealand. It took along political struggle for this to come about, but at least this was a bloodless one in this country, and most of the major Waitangi treaty claims by the Iwi have been settled by the government(s).
There isn't a weirdness in talking to someone from another race here, the largest Polynesian city in the world is Auckland, our largest city, so there is a melting pot, but a friendly one, for instance, our business partners include a German Samoan, a Tongan and a Maori, none of them have bones through their noses or have tried to spear us yet. :blink:

[mjmacky]

Dave Dowell is not defined yet

:shifty:

This is what confuses me. Does nobody on here contribute to urban dictionary?

You heard Dave, I'm apparently too busy with his "hate site".

[Artemis]

:shifty:

This is what confuses me. Does nobody on here contribute to urban dictionary?

You heard Dave, I'm apparently too busy with his "hate site".

No I don't contribute, but I love reading the definitions. :yup:


* salty pirate is still my favorite

[mjmacky]

I actually find the us and them concept quite foreign to be honest, maybe it is simply that our culture is far more integrated, I hope so at least, but Maori and Pacific Islanders live in the same neighborhoods, shop at the same shops, have a vital political say. It isn't all egalitarian, they have a higher level of unemployment but this is reducing and with Iwi (tribal) based corporations based on Waitangi reparations there is more self determination. There are many customary rights like fishing which exempt Maori from licensing which others need so there is a very much a dual or mixed culture in New Zealand. It took along political struggle for this to come about, but at least this was a bloodless one in this country, and most of the major Waitangi treaty claims by the Iwi have been settled by the government(s).
There isn't a weirdness in talking to someone from another race here, the largest Polynesian city in the world is Auckland, our largest city, so there is a melting pot, but a friendly one, for instance, our business partners include a German Samoan, a Tongan and a Maori, none of them have bones through their noses or have tried to spear us yet. :blink:

It's both a patch work and a blend here in the U.S., with all ethnicities. You have blended neighborhoods as well as segregated communities. With primary/secondary school, you have blended cliques and segregrated cliques. With undergraduate college you have mostly blended. With graduate college you have blended labs, but the international student tend to stay among each other in the larger labs (e.g. Chinese, Indian). It's extremely dichotomous like that, and people here need to be aware of both. Of course, these vary wildly geographically since the U.S. is not a uniform nation (except maybe with obesity and intelligence, almost uniformly above and below average worldwide, respectively). We have racists, pretenders, and non racists. Everything pretty much needs to be judged on the context.

That's an overview of race relations in the U.S. You can easily code switch from making no distinction to a very stark one, it just depends on what's on your plate at the time.

[ziggyjuarez]

Getting countless games on my jailbreak for free And personalizing my OS to the way I like it :01:

[Artemis]

Fuck now I'm an old silverhaired cunt like the rest of you codgers :mad3:

[Artemis]

I could get manker to delete some of my more pointless posts I suppose, the arguments with that spastic TTS leap to mind for a start, then I could be all young and beautiful and golden haired again, not an old fart like youse lot.

[mjmacky]

like youse lot.

I don't know why, but I now confuse quite a few words in all of your posts as "horse". It ends up forcing me to reread them a couple of times since it's hard to get horse out of my head.

I really don't know why that is...

[mjmacky]

So, site was pretty much down all day then huh?

[chalice]

So, site was pretty much down all day then huh?

Yep.

[manker]

So anyway, I've done a shitload in work today.
You should see my desk, the pile of paper and files on my right has been moved to the left and put in a little tray thing for the burds to pick up and type or whatever.

It took less than a day. I was a bit bored for the rest of the day so I posted on ben's internets.
No one really talked to me on there, though :emo:

[chalice]

I would've talked your remaining leg off, mate, but I'm banned. :emo:

[manker]

I would've talked your remaining leg off, mate, but I'm banned. :emo:
I think your account is just like dormant or something else. Mine was too until the other day when I wanted to steal something off ben. Or something.

I saw a post of yours in a thread I was reading and noticed the dormant thing. Then I went to this other thread from 2010 and this guy, Ironnick, was posting about webcams and had a pic of me as his avatar. Me, The real and actual me.

I was all :blink: til I realised it was JP.

[chalice]

He was even a modulator there at one stage. That's why I didn't feel too raped when you crossed the floor, too.

[manker]

Was he really. Bugger me.

I only made a few posts and ended with a soliloquy about Snee which included references to paedophilia, black people and linux.
True story.

[IdolEyes787]

Was he really. Bugger me.

I only made a few posts and ended with a soliloquy about Snee which included references to paedophilia, black people and linux.
True story.

Curiosity and now I want to punch someone called pawz in the face.

[manker]

Was he really. Bugger me.

I only made a few posts and ended with a soliloquy about Snee which included references to paedophilia, black people and linux.
True story.

Curiosity and now I want to punch someone called pawz in the face.:lol:
ikr

[Artemis]

like youse lot.

I don't know why, but I now confuse quite a few words in all of your posts as "horse". It ends up forcing me to reread them a couple of times since it's hard to get horse out of my head.

I really don't know why that is...

It's your :dave: fixation and his recent revelation that he is a horse fucker, you know I have horses so the juxtaposition is natural. :idunno: