Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[megabyteme]

They tried lambskin, but there wasn't enough "sensation". :no:

[megabyteme]

More true-to-life version of Mrs. Doubtfire:


http://vimeo.com/18189077

[Snee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXkfLhn6pA

[Something Else]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1772925/ Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

Great documentaryfillum. Watch it, or do something else.

[megabyteme]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1772925/ Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

Great documentaryfillum. Watch it, or do something else.

I've been tempted with this one. It is available on NutFlicks and Amazon Prime. Is highly regarded in all the personal reviews. I think your rec pushes me over the "maybe" line. :)

[pootystomp]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1772925/ Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

Great documentaryfillum. Watch it, or do something else.

I've been tempted with this one. It is available on NutFlicks and Amazon Prime. Is highly regarded in all the personal reviews. I think your rec pushes me over the "maybe" line. :)

Interesting but slow paced.

[Something Else]

I've been tempted with this one. It is available on NutFlicks and Amazon Prime. Is highly regarded in all the personal reviews. I think your rec pushes me over the "maybe" line. :)

Interesting but slow paced.

He's 85. Give him a break. Nazi.

[Snee]

Been to Greece. It was nice or whatever. Got back home yesterday.

Also, Vibram FiveFingers are p win, idle. Between those and cycling shoes, idk if I ever want to wear regular shoes again.

[IdolEyes787]

Been to Greece. It was nice or whatever. Got back home yesterday.

Also, Vibram FiveFingers are p win, idle. Between those and cycling shoes, idk if I ever want to wear regular shoes again.

I almost bought a pair of FiveFingers a few months ago but considering that the main radio station in my city plays Country music I decided to err on the side of me not potentially being run over by a pickup truck.
Anyway glad you like them.Were they any adjustment?Even though I honestly find my "barefoot runners" more comfortable than actually going barefoot ,I still occasionally get some Achilles discomfort from (assumingly) the extra flex/range of motion.

[Snee]

The KSOs I started off with took me about a day to get used to. We don't wear shoes indoors here, so my feet haven't been as deformed from wearing shoes as yon average american.

Did get some chafing on my left heel, and had them pinch my left pinky toe the first few days, mostly because I didn't know how to fit them properly (my left foot is slightly smaller and I didn't know that it was better to get the heel seated properly than fill out the toes). The thin sole made for achy feet faster with some activities, like skateboarding, though.

The KMDs I bought when I realised how much I liked the KSOs but wanted something slightly different, have thicker soles, which do away with the only issue I had left.

[Proper Bo]

internets :smilie4:

bought the wench a chrome bin yesterday, innit.

[ckrit]

:o when's the wedding?

[Proper Bo]

It came with a smaller chrome bin for free too, I spoil the fuck out of her.

[chalice]

It came with a smaller chrome bin for free too, I spoil the fuck out of her.

Sup bo.

Didn't wanna quote you, but it's the only way to post from this daft kindle nonsense.

Sitting in Wetherspoon's in Belfast with a crufifying sun outside. Traded a few light-hearted acknowledgements with some natives, but I'm trying not to engage for the most part, being as I am, just here in an observing capacity. I'd almost forgotten just how much I despise humans in the general sense.

Imbibing the vino rouge, nipping outdoors into the Hiroshima heat for nifty joints, back in time before my hoodie gets nicked. Bar staff in this city are notoriously light-fingered fuckers. Not to mention unwilling to speak to down on their luck, mad Irish geniuses with aimless erections. All shapes traverse these thresholds. The food is compartmentalised, microwaved and cheap. The constant buzz and clunk from the fruit machine is making me want to be violent. Trouble is, the fella on the fruit machine clearly has more problems than I do, so I'll let him continue to annoy us both.

Expecting the imminent arrival of Our Kid to hit me up for dough. An encounter which my very own mother facilitated, catching me unawares at my drinking. He's on the skag like nobody's business and his epileptic, tea-bag of a girlfriend is never far behind, like an all too visible habit with shrinking tits.

[Something Else]

He'll probably crack before he makes it to you.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKRDa6LTxU8

[Something Else]

Hawt.

[chalice]

You're all about the album covers.

[Something Else]

I was thinking beneath the cover, where I can only assume there is bewb.

[chalice]

Antidepressants. What's that all about.

Medical science and myself have agreed that I'm less than correct in the cranium. We've embarked upon a clinical trial which I'm not holding out much hope for.

Nine days into my chemical rebalance I can honestly say that I feel pretty much worse than I did before I began save for the knock-out effect they induce per noctum. This helps, of course, seeing as how I'm a pure chronic anti-sleep adherer. Well, I'm not, my brain is. All I do, though is spend my days looking forward to going to sleep.

I wouldn't really mind stepping into a coma if someone can provide the bed and life-support.

[Alien5]

Just Eat more fruit and veg or only fruit and veg.

I've been just eating raw fruit and veg and juice also fasting.

Watch some videos on fasting on YouTube it really cures everything, I don't get headaches, aches pains tiredness, I don't feel tired, sick, depressed, I don't crave junk 24/7 and I feel generally more happy, and I've lost a good few stone and I've only been reading about fasting for 2 weeks.

[chalice]

I don't take advice from fat, stupid people, thanks.

[Alien5]

I know exactly, I can't see any fat vegans on YouTube, when people said eating more fruit is good for you, i used to ignore it too, a stupid doctor would give you a toxic drug to get healthy and make you more toxic, it's simple common sense, get off the Cooked dead food which is clogging up your intuition and see for yourself, everything that is ass backwards is accepted as truth, don't listen to me, I don't know anything about anything.

[chalice]

I know exactly.

In before the edit.

[Alien5]

The medications make you insane, you never feel good, you never feel right. You have try raw food and then come back and tell me how stress free you feel.

[chalice]

Okay, Allen. Step away from the cheese grater.

[megabyteme]

Antidepressants. What's that all about.

Medical science and myself have agreed that I'm less than correct in the cranium. We've embarked upon a clinical trial which I'm not holding out much hope for.

Nine days into my chemical rebalance I can honestly say that I feel pretty much worse than I did before I began save for the knock-out effect they induce per noctum. This helps, of course, seeing as how I'm a pure chronic anti-sleep adherer. Well, I'm not, my brain is. All I do, though is spend my days looking forward to going to sleep.

I wouldn't really mind stepping into a coma if someone can provide the bed and life-support.

Stick with it, my friend. Keep trying until you find the right anti-depressant that works for your brain chemistry. I went through all of the older ones, then found Cymbalta. It works on two different chems, and has made significant difference in my life. Unfortunately, everyone is different and what works for me may make you feel ENTIRELY nauseous, or put you to sleep. That is NOT how you should feel. Nobody can or should live like that.

Go through the gambit. It isn't easy, and can sometimes make you feel worse than shit. A couple I tried were so unpleasant that I called my Dr. within the first couple of days and made a switch. Good news is that nobody abuses these drugs, so most doctors have samples (I don't know if it would be different in UK) and it is not too hard to try something else.

If you can (money not being a limiting factor) ask for the later-generation anti-depressants. Most of the earlier ones were very similar to sleeping pills. The newer ones have fewer of those side-effects.

[IdolEyes787]

Just Eat more fruit and veg or only fruit and veg.

I've been just eating raw fruit and veg and juice also fasting.

Watch some videos on fasting on YouTube it really cures everything, I don't get headaches, aches pains tiredness, I don't feel tired, sick, depressed, I don't crave junk 24/7 and I feel generally more happy, and I've lost a good few stone and I've only been reading about fasting for 2 weeks.

Carbs,especially carbs high on the glycemic index,are not your friend.:no:

[Alien5]

Yeah of course you will think you feel good until the drug wears off, then your drag ass sick again.

[chalice]

Allen, I would never have broached the national health service if I wasn't truly at the point of suicide. I don't spend tax-payers' money lightly.

I've had a wart on the inside of my nose for ten fucking years. I've allowed myself to have it despite the unpleasantness and unlikelihood of a wart ever having such magnificent longevity.

That's socialism. I've even written an ongoing poem about it. That's a release you don't get on the national health, believe you me.

[chalice]

Antidepressants. What's that all about.

Medical science and myself have agreed that I'm less than correct in the cranium. We've embarked upon a clinical trial which I'm not holding out much hope for.

Nine days into my chemical rebalance I can honestly say that I feel pretty much worse than I did before I began save for the knock-out effect they induce per noctum. This helps, of course, seeing as how I'm a pure chronic anti-sleep adherer. Well, I'm not, my brain is. All I do, though is spend my days looking forward to going to sleep.

I wouldn't really mind stepping into a coma if someone can provide the bed and life-support.

Stick with it, my friend. Keep trying until you find the right anti-depressant that works for your brain chemistry. I went through all of the older ones, then found Cymbalta. It works on two different chems, and has made significant difference in my life. Unfortunately, everyone is different and what works for me may make you feel ENTIRELY nauseous, or put you to sleep. That is NOT how you should feel. Nobody can or should live like that.

Go through the gambit. It isn't easy, and can sometimes make you feel worse than shit. A couple I tried were so unpleasant that I called my Dr. within the first couple of days and made a switch. Good news is that nobody abuses these drugs, so most doctors have samples (I don't know if it would be different in UK) and it is not too hard to try something else.

If you can (money not being a limiting factor) ask for the later-generation anti-depressants. Most of the earlier ones were very similar to sleeping pills. The newer ones have fewer of those side-effects.

That reads like pure gibberish to me, mate.

Just fix my brain and shut the fuck up.

[Alien5]

It says the earlier ones didn't work obviously, but get ready for a shock...newer ones have been tested on humans so it looks like your good to go chavice.

[chalice]

It says the earlier ones didn't work and the newer ones have been tested on humans so it looks like your good to go chavice.

What kinda humans?

Being on this board has taught me that there are varying aspects of humanity.

Take yourself, for example. You'd hardly qualify as a double blind test subject.

Being, as you are, fucked up and totally deformed and what not.

[teflon05]

If I were you, I'd stick to a regiment of good weed & moderate doses of alcohol. Your head might still be fucked up, but you won't care or notice it as much.

[chalice]

If I were you, I'd stick to a regiment of good weed & moderate doses of alcohol. Your head might still be fucked up, but you won't care or notice it as much.

Thanks Doc.

Ever had a wart on the inside of your nose at all?

[Snee]

Regarding warts: A physician once told me that sometimes, if you manage to irritate the tissue in and around one, in one place on your body, you might get rid of others of the same strain, in other places on your body, if you have them, what with your immune system killing them off.

I had this really wonky one on my arm which I trimmed away a few times (as per the doctor's orders), until finally it went away when I cut it off really deep, using nail clippers (bled like a motherfucker and left a neat scar), and another one I had on my toe also went away without me even noticing. I haven't had a single wart since then.

Might just be bullshit and circumstantial, though. That's one out of two wart-related stories I've gathered in my whole life ever. The other one was on my finger and got savaged with various surgical implements when I attended med school a long time ago, and we wuz bored.

[teflon05]

Never had warts. However, I did have a large boil on my ass once. Some ointment cleared it up.

OK...that covers brain problems, warts, and boils...What's next?:dry:

[megabyteme]

Stick with it, my friend. Keep trying until you find the right anti-depressant that works for your brain chemistry. I went through all of the older ones, then found Cymbalta. It works on two different chems, and has made significant difference in my life. Unfortunately, everyone is different and what works for me may make you feel ENTIRELY nauseous, or put you to sleep. That is NOT how you should feel. Nobody can or should live like that.

Go through the gambit. It isn't easy, and can sometimes make you feel worse than shit. A couple I tried were so unpleasant that I called my Dr. within the first couple of days and made a switch. Good news is that nobody abuses these drugs, so most doctors have samples (I don't know if it would be different in UK) and it is not too hard to try something else.

If you can (money not being a limiting factor) ask for the later-generation anti-depressants. Most of the earlier ones were very similar to sleeping pills. The newer ones have fewer of those side-effects.

That reads like pure gibberish to me, mate.

Just fix my brain and shut the fuck up.

1. Do not stay on an antidepressant that makes you miserable- the whole point is to NOT be miserable.
2. Keep in touch with your doctor, and try others until you find one that works.
3. People expect a one-cures-all pill that will make them "happy", that you wont find. However, if you keep trying, there is a good chance you will find one that helps remove some of the chemical imbalances causing depression.
4. Since there is no brain-chemical-imbalance-machine thingy, finding a good fit CAN BE very difficult as you are trying to find the right medicine AND dosage. Added to this, you are already miserable and just want the pain to go away.

5. Doctors will try you out on the older, cheaper medications first. Those were replaced by later drugs which have fewer side-effects LIKE sleeping all the time. One of the antidepressants I tried was putting me down for 14-18 hours a day!

[Alien5]

6. Never fucking trust a Doctor.

[megabyteme]

6. Never fucking trust a Doctor.

Yes, because uneducated crackpots are soooo much more reliable. :blink:

[Alien5]

A 2002 study claimed that the difference between antidepressants and placebo is close to negligible

In 2005, anti-depressants became the most prescribed drug in the United States, causing more debate over the issue. Some doctors believe this is a positive sign that people are finally seeking help for their issues. Others disagree, saying that this shows that people are becoming too dependent on anti-depressants.

Adverse effects
Difficulty tolerating adverse effects is the most common reason for antidepressant discontinuation.[citation needed] Over 1500 side effects have been cataloged for the SSRI alone.

General
SSRI side effects include but are not limited to: Serotonin syndrome, nausea, diarrhea, increased blood pressure, agitation, headaches, anxiety, nervousness, emotional lability, increased suicidal ideation, suicide attempts, insomnia, drug interactions, neonate adverse reactions, anorexia, dry mouth, somnolence, tremors, sexual dysfunction, decreased libido, asthenia, dyspepsia, dizziness, sweating, personality disorder, epistaxis, urinary frequency, menorrhagia, mania/hypomania,[131] chills, palpitations, taste perversion, and micturition disorder[132] drowsiness, GI irregularities,muscle weakness, long term weight gain.[citation needed

[megabyteme]

A 2002 study claimed that the difference between antidepressants and placebo is close to negligible

In 2005, anti-depressants became the most prescribed drug in the United States, causing more debate over the issue. Some doctors believe this is a positive sign that people are finally seeking help for their issues. Others disagree, saying that this shows that people are becoming too dependent on anti-depressants.

Adverse effects

Antidepressants have changed my life DRAMATICALLY. However, I have experienced many of the side effects you copy & pasted mentioned. I live with some that are unpleasant. I sweat a lot. I am forgetful.

On the flip side, I no longer live with a major depressive disorder. Major. I have also lived with constant physical pain for the past 5 years. The two are far more similar than people who do not suffer from depression can imagine.

Having struggled through the efforts necessary to find a workable antidepressant, I know why a lot of people abandon treatment. These drugs alter the chemical proportions of your brain- when these get thrown further out of whack by the wrong medication all kinds of miserable side effects occur. It is easy to abandon hope, especially when you are depressed.

Finding the right balance relieves much of the pain that comes from depression. To me, it was WELL worth the struggle and is worth the side effects I live with.

[mjmacky]

I'd hate to be robbed of my previous depressions, I fucking earned them, and I survived them. It's like a immune response in and of itself. You may be weaker or stronger post recovery, but you've picked up some useful resiliency and introspection either way.

[chalice]

Regarding warts: A physician once told me that sometimes, if you manage to irritate the tissue in and around one, in one place on your body, you might get rid of others of the same strain, in other places on your body, if you have them, what with your immune system killing them off.

I had this really wonky one on my arm which I trimmed away a few times (as per the doctor's orders), until finally it went away when I cut it off really deep, using nail clippers (bled like a motherfucker and left a neat scar), and another one I had on my toe also went away without me even noticing. I haven't had a single wart since then.

Might just be bullshit and circumstantial, though. That's one out of two wart-related stories I've gathered in my whole life ever. The other one was on my finger and got savaged with various surgical implements when I attended med school a long time ago, and we wuz bored.

This is the first and only wart I've ever had. It must be some kinda mutated superwart strain or something. The average longevity for a wart is about five years. They usually die off after that without treatment. It first appeared, I'd say, maybe eight years ago. I was fucking horrified. I'm still fucking horrified. Off I sloped doctorwards, whereupon I was promptly placed on a waiting list some nine or ten months long. Meanwhile I was constantly suffering new people I'd meet saying, 'you've got something on your nose', commonly mistaking it for a lump of snot. That doesn't half destroy a fellow's self-confidence. It got so I'd have to mention to people before they mentioned it to me. It was eventually removed one Saturday by a Pakistani gentleman. The relief was overwhelming. I was approaching contentment for about a week, until I could feel the little bastard budding again in my christ-forsaken nostril. It came back bigger and badder than before. Just to fucking spite me.

It's the absolute bane of my existence. My every waking thought swingballs around to it. I can't leave it alone. Many, many times I've been on the brink of taking a set of nail-clippers to it. Saw the doctor last week and she's agreed to put me back on said interminable waiting list. So it's just a matter of wearing an elephant man bag over my head until my number comes up.

It's shite to the max. Work in progress. Plan on performing the below complete with parasite. It'll become somewhat redundant if the universe ever gets around to seeing its way clear to rid me of the bastard. I have a much longer vision planned.



There’s quite enough that’s wrong with me.



Stuff you folk can’t help but see.



Passing peepers more than not



Mistake this wart I’ve got for snot.



Can’t alight on which is worse;



The nit-picker or kindly nurse



Like a hinky hanky might disperse



This parasitic, karmic curse.



Firmly rooted, smug it stands.



From its snotty dug-out, in command.



Tugging gazes, birthing doubt,



An interloper in my snout



Which no myope could overlook.



An artifice, a face forsook.



‘You’ve got something on your nose’



I don’t, I’ve got a dumpling beast that grows



And shrinks upon the moisture’s whim



Like a boisterous, nasal midget limb.



I’ve concocted an unnatural tilt,



Gesticulating ticks of guilt



To trick and stay the awful grub.



Downplay its kinship to a shrub.



Chicaning mirrors, slick contortions



Minimizing its proportions



Or hide it, feebly to insist



That panoramas don’t exist



And the proffered edge for all to see



Is one as edificed by me.



But that’s just ego cotton wool.



It’s that turd inside that swimming pool.



It’s that crater you can see from space.



It’s the occupation of my face.



It’s the cynosure of ruined front



It’s that guy upstairs who’s just a cunt.



It’s Bigley, it’s a cockfight fray.



It’s impossible to look away.



It’s seizure of the not much cop



The receiver of some whistle-stop.



Abrupt and bare and always there.



It erupts straight through my nostril hair.



A leviathan come up for air.



It’s the burglar on my creaky stair.



It’s a forked and jutting self-aware



Pronouncement of my soul’s despair.

[mjmacky]

I may or may not be chemically imbalanced. I've never tried to find out, but I like rigging shit, so I'll mod this temple straight to the grave.

[Alien5]

I've got a bad knee, and a dodgy back, an I think I have severe personality disorder.

[teflon05]

I've got a torn bicep in my right arm, a floating bone chip in my left elbow, fluid build up in my right shoulder, my right hip is fucked & my knees are bad. I also have a bad feeling I might be manic depressive.

Other than that, I'm in pretty good shape. :yup:


Excellent poem, chalice.

[IdolEyes787]

I've been dead for two months and I'm still not as whiny as you bunch of losers are.

[mjmacky]

I've been dead for two months and I'm still not as whiny as you bunch of losers are.

That's because you've made more pleas to the reaper than anyone else here. I bet you two are having a joyous time taking your tea out by the countryside.

[IdolEyes787]

Actually we're sitting by the pool listening to Blue Oyster Cult.

[mjmacky]

I didn't realize warts were a persistent theme. I've dealt with them on both professional and amateur levels.

I went to a doctor to have two of them frozen and sliced, but the wrong payload was delivered. They were on my right pinky knuckle and aside my nail on the my right pointer, adjoining the bird. I was needled in the afflicted areas with a numbing shot while assuming it was part of the cryolaceration process. I laid back and daydreamed until I recognized the scent of a cannibalistic bbq. I sat up and noticed he had used a cauterizing device to open a viewing window to my bone... I immediately passed out. My nail doesn't quite grow back correctly.

Since then, I've dealt with two others on my hand using a combination of that freeze bottle and nail clippers. Just keep fucking up the dermis, it'll be gone.

None of this will help rid chalice the bat in the Belfast belfry. He isn't even supposed to be here now. What was up with the howling siren a couple weeks back?

[megabyteme]

I think I have severe personality disorder.

The rest of us doubt you have one at all. :mellow:

[Alien5]

Who are the rest of us?

[megabyteme]

The bored. We talk about you in secret threads. :shifty:

[Alien5]

Lol the rest of us can't keep secrets very well

You must be joking

[megabyteme]

You must be joking

:whistling

[Alien5]

I think a lot of people on here a read pricks

But I'm sure IRL you're probably a real nice person

[mjmacky]

Actually we're sitting by the pool listening to Blue Oyster Cult.

Which out of the two of you goes by Bessie?

[megabyteme]

But I'm sure IRL you're probably a real nice person

:noes:

[Alien5]

I don't give a fuck

[Something Else]

I don't give a fuck

Not even if she's gagging for it.

[Alien5]

Tell him Ben, he's pickin on me.

[TheFoX]

However, I did have a large boil on my ass once.

You should never admit to having sex with OlegL, especially on a board such as this one.

[Alien5]

http://i.imgur.com/hXeTVWk.png

[megabyteme]

Damn it!!! I just got used to ceiling cat. :(

[Something Else]

Betty Swallocks
:pinch:

[Something Else]

Good evening gentlemen, harsh ladies, and internets.

Idea: Rooney <> Suarez.

[TheFoX]

Who are the rest of us?

Lol the rest of us can't keep secrets very well

You must be joking

I think a lot of people on here a read pricks

But I'm sure IRL you're probably a real nice person

I don't give a fuck

Tell him Ben, he's pickin on me.


Sounds like the start to a good novel.

/me waits for the full length version.

[Alien5]

Did I really write that?

[allthegods]

i seriously think religious faggotry should end...

you stand for some bullshit ... that is all ..

[Alien5]

In ancient Roman religion and myth, Jupiter (Latin: Iuppiter) or Jove is the king of the gods and the god of sky and thunder. Jupiter was the chief deity of Roman state religion throughout the Republican and Imperial eras, until Christianity became the dominant religion of the Empire. In Roman mythology, he negotiates with Numa Pompilius, the second king of Rome, to establish principles of Roman religion such as sacrifice.

Jupiter is another name for Zeus

The leaders of the Christians painted over Zeus's face with Jesus's face to fool the followers that he was the same person.

[allthegods]

religion rocks.. lol

after they stop their mike and come out of the mosques ... they are like.. have you eaten something child ... without religion that wont exist ...

[Alien5]

lol allthegods need to chill

[TheFoX]

religion rocks.. lol

after they stop their mike and come out of the mosques ... they are like.. have you eaten something child ... without religion that wont exist ...


Looks like you have been BAHNED.

[anon]

If he hadn't flooded the lounge with random threads a-la J-Dye 2010, I might have allowed him to stay. :sadwalk:

[Something Else]

Oh anon(ce). You nazi. :no:

[Something Else]

I'm pretty sure AllenS has done that before. :eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

I'm pretty sure AllenS has done that before. :eyebrows:

I think Allen is grandfathered in. Kinda like the senile grandfather who gets taken out of the retirement home fore one day a year and allowed to rant indecipherable during Christmas dinner. Also, he looks good with the door wreath as a necklace. :yup:

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[Mr. Mulder]

Hai. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

So anywais, its lunch time - time to fuck shit up!! Got the final chapters of A Clash Of Kings to read, a phat energy drink and a fresh pouch of cutters choice and if I’ve timed it right, all the hawt bewbed bitches from the coffee shop next door will be out on their fag breaks - I’d like to break something off inside of them, know what I’m sayin? Cos i don't :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

all the hawt bewbed bitches from the coffee shop next door will be out on their fag breaks - I’d like to break something off inside of them, know what I’m sayin? Cos i don't :smilie4:

That you'd like to have a good time at the expense of your own fag.

[Alien5]

Hai sup mulder,

Can i afford an energy drink with 3,000,000,000.00 Ugandan dollars?

[Mr. Mulder]

I’ve never heard of a country called Ugandan :no: I’d suggest a Wonga Loan to be spent specifically on Relentless (Apple & Kiwi) and 10bags, preferably dramatically underweighted and sprayed beyond recognition.

[ckrit]

Hai. :smilie4:

Watup, dawg.

I thought your missus wouldn't let you come onto the cool internets.

Has she dumped you? :o :(

[Snee]

Watched Oblivion yesterday, btw.

It was better than I thought it would be.

[Snee]

IDK what's unbelievable about this. (http://www.complex.com/style/2013/03/25-unbelievable-photos-of-adult-film-stars-before-and-after-applying-make-up/proxy-paige)

Have the people who write those articles never met any women before.



Also. Anyone know of new sci-fi novels written recently that aren't shit? Spaceships going pew pew not required, but appreciated. Have read Hannu Ravaniemi's and Stross's latest novels, and Hydrogen Sonata, so you can't go for the most obvious ones.

[chalice]

hai. :smilie4:

:o

[chalice]

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[Chief_Garbonzo]

What year is it? what did the Chief miss? The Chief has been in a long hibernation recently. Good to be back.. good to be back. Maybe the Chief wins the internets! :-P

[anon]

:wave:

[megabyteme]

Chief and Mulder back? That's it, I'm gonna buy a Lotto ticket...

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai. :smilie4:

Watup, dawg.

I thought your missus wouldn't let you come onto the cool internets.

Has she dumped you? :o :(

Sup Wigga!111 :smilie4:

Pfft, like I'm gonna let some chick tell me what to do!! She can't tell me how to live my life, I'm a grown man now, I even have a mustache! ....Almost!!!!1 :snooty:

I'm high as tits right now and have been on 2 cool websites and i might not even brush my teeth before sleeping on my sofa bed in its upright position. :fuckthepolice: :conformists:

[Mr. Mulder]

Mornsup, the internets :smilie4:

The office is pretty quiet today and i have no work to do, it's pretty sick ....perhaps too sick :eyebrows:

I watched the new Dexter on my mobile telephone on the bus to work this morning, there was a loud a-rab on his phone sat next to me talking to his even louder friend on his phone meaning no one was aloud to read. But Dexter is shite now anywai, just like the last season.

in other news, Axe Cop FTW!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2497834/

[Ck1]

Hello mr mulder remember me 10 yr ago?

[Mr. Mulder]

Don't ever leave me like that again!! :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

Home thyme, bitchez!! Staying at the misseses tonight where she will cook spag bol whilst i watch episode after episode of south park on her fancy satellite televisions, then if the mood takes me i shall slap her titties around for upwards of 3 minutes :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

im meant to be fixing our accounts software but instead im reading about grasshopper mice - they sound pretty kewl, they can kill almost anything and they even howl at the moon like wolves. True Story.

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[ckrit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvvjgDIC3e4

[ckrit]

Incidentally, if I ever were to sit around surfing the interwebs instead of working, at work, I'd probably be checking out cracked.com :sly:

This (http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_the-7-most-horrifying-parasites-planet.html), fex.

#6 (http://www.paddleguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Tongue-eating-Louse-Cymothoa-exigua-side-view.jpg) is creepy yet awesome as fuck.

[Mr. Mulder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvvjgDIC3e4

:glag:

[Something Else]

Quality :lol:

[Something Else]

Mornsup, the internets :smilie4:

The office is pretty quiet today and i have no work to do, it's pretty sick ....perhaps too sick :eyebrows:

I watched the new Dexter on my mobile telephone on the bus to work this morning, there was a loud a-rab on his phone sat next to me talking to his even louder friend on his phone meaning no one was aloud to read. But Dexter is shite now anywai, just like the last season.

in other news, Axe Cop FTW!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2497834/

Dexter's sister is kinda hawt as a coked-up slut.

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe know this!!1

They could make another SAW movie with the messed up stuffs i'd do to her. ....you know, butt stuffs :shifty:

[Mr. Mulder]

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in other news - its only motherfucking casual friday+payday+cake day!!!1

[Mr. Mulder]

Bippidy boppidy, I'm smoking some flippidy floppidy :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

If you know what I'm saying :smili4:

[Alien5]

Your avatar would not approve if such behavior


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2

[bbhaag]

If only I could remember what I said in this thread the last time the board crashed...

[Artemis]

If only I could remember what I said in this thread the last time the board crashed...

If you can't remember, then it is fairly likely that it is inconsequential, and therefore not worth the effort of typing that you can't remember. I am fairly sure I can speak for most of the poasters here in assuring you that we don't give one tiny little bit of ballsweat about your lost posts, unless of course you have Alzheimers, in that case though you won't remember this tomorrow either, or how to tie your shoes. Either way, please don't eat the plastic geraniums.

[Mr. Mulder]

Word-up to your birth givers, pathetic humans. :smilie4:

[bbhaag]

Awesome.:)

[Something Else]

Wut's with the advert pop-up. I didn't know there was adverts on the interwebs now. :no:

[MMDD]

I like cream cheese :blink:

[Et tu]

Wut's with the advert pop-up. I didn't know there was adverts on the interwebs now. :no:

I blocked an ad. Then I got to see a hidden box of text telling me I wuz a bad man for blocking ads on this site. So I blocked that too.

Pretty fucking annoying having ads just above the top links at this site, when I'm on a phone, or something, though. Happy fun times miss-clicking into some bullshit about seedboxes or some other nub shit, when you're trying for NZBs or whatever.

[TheFoX]

Adverts are the bane of the devil. Even YouTube are forcing adverts on us now. They are evil and need destroying. They ruin our lives, and cause misery for billions. Let's purge our society of adverts for ever.

[mjmacky]

Adverts are the bane of the devil.

You mean a boon the the devil and a bane to the rest of us.

[TheFoX]

Adverts are the bane of the devil.

You mean a boon the the devil and a bane to the rest of us.

Yeah, something like that. Mind you, I bet the devil can't stand adverts either. Gets in the way of all his evil doing.

[IdolEyes787]

As 6 straight minutes of commercials every 10 minutes during a program you are trying to watch is the very definition of Hell,I beg to differ.

[TheFoX]

I beg to differ.

You don't have to beg to me. Just state it matter of fact like. So, stop grovelling and stand up for yourself.

[IdolEyes787]

According to some tween on The Urban Dictionary "I beg to differ" means



A nerdy way of saying "what you said was bullshit"





Until I learned it on the internet I hadn't realized that there were nerds in the 19th century.I always thought nerds came about because of Nazi rocket experimentation.

[TheFoX]

According to some tween on The Urban Dictionary "I beg to differ" means



A nerdy way of saying "what you said was bullshit"





Until I learned it on the internet I hadn't realized that there were nerds in the 19th century.I always thought nerds came about because of Nazi rocket experimentation.


Don't you mean Nords?

[megabyteme]

I beg to differ.

You don't have to beg to me. Just state it matter of fact like. So, stop grovelling and stand up for yourself.

Idol spends a lot of time on his knees. It has become a reflex for him.

[IdolEyes787]

Whatever,nord.

[Alien5]

I can't see anything


http://i.imgur.com/0pbJMYN.png

[MOS]

agree:O

[MOS]

Whatever,nord.

+1

[Something Else]

Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off.

[Mr. Mulder]

Mornsup, morans +1

There's some men in the office wearing short shorts and watering the plants :ghey: i have a plant at home lyke, i don't know what kind it is coz im not super gay but it doesn’t seem to need a lot of sunlight and i can't smoke it and sometimes it has little spiders on it, I call it Max Payne and talk to it sometimes. One thyme it talked back but only once. It sits on my book shelf and watches me sleep and ...you know .........other stuffs.... :shifty:

[Something Else]

A cactus. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Perhaps.... :eyebrows:

http://www.cbtnuggets.com/it-training-videos/series/windows-8-70-687 - someone find me a torrent of this, works making me do a stoopid windows 8 exam. I have the trainsignal series for it but cbt nuggets is so much better but no one seems to have ripped this series :dabs:

[megabyteme]

Sorry, Mulder. I looked on IPT, TL, ebooks, docs, and torrent shack.

No luck. :(

[IdolEyes787]

I looked under the cushions of my couch as past experience has told be that is where most of the stuff I have trouble finding has got to and it wasn't there either.
That leaves me to believe that it either doesn't exist or it's disappeared to the same place where my missing socks go.

Hope that helps.:) If not frankly I don't really care and am only saying that to be polite.:)

[Mr. Mulder]

Thanks internets, i guess i'll just kill my self or whatever :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

just spent £19.43 on a book for it on Amazon, that was money i was gonna use on drugs and rent and dr. pepper and maybe a new microwave :emo:

[Snee]

That's like 2, maybe 2.5 lunches, mang. Lunch money we could have sent to like Africa.

Think of the children. Amazon is lyke supporting Kony now.

[TheFoX]

just spent £19.43 on a book for it on Amazon, that was money i was gonna use on drugs and rent and dr. pepper and maybe a new microwave :emo:

Oh, yeah, baby!!!

[pootystomp]

Nz

[Vestibule]

Perhaps.... :eyebrows:

http://www.cbtnuggets.com/it-training-videos/series/windows-8-70-687 - someone find me a torrent of this, works making me do a stoopid windows 8 exam. I have the trainsignal series for it but cbt nuggets is so much better but no one seems to have ripped this series :dabs:



Nothing out there but I came across this... http://freedownloadfullv.blogspot.com/2012/10/configuring-windows-8-base-vhd-files.html...

[Alien5]

If the ebay of drugs is silkroad...

Then FST is the homosexual Facebook of KaZaA Lite's new FastTrack Client. This is cleaned version of Kazaa Media Desktop. Both programs are very similar, with almost identical features and appearance. The main difference is that KaZaA Lite has been modified so that it does not have any of the spyware, adware and advertising usually included in Kazaa Media Desktop. Along with the removal of all spyware, adware and advertising, many features have been added to provide more extensive functionality.

Most of this added functionality is provided by the K++ loader and the KL Extensions plug- in. Kazaa Lite Revolution supports Magnetic and Sig2Dat Links so that you can download verified files, no fakes! It adds many features missing from the offical KMD client, such as an intelligent download accelerator, auto- search more, fake file analyzer, IP blocker, and a fresh new look.

Kazaa Lite also contains some very handy tools as well as neutralising all ad and spyware. What makes K-Lite better is that it contains no spyware, adware or advertising. But also a lot of extra functionality has been added. KHancer is the main part of K-Lite and adds most of the extra functionality and is also 100% intergrated into the Kazaa interface, meaning there's no other windows open like other Kazaa addons. The new Kazaa Lite Start Page now features various search options and links that users will find useful, also in search section is a site with verified links and tips on searching.

[Alien5]

http://i.imgur.com/quZBm95.png

[megabyteme]

If the ebay of drugs is silkroad...

Then FST is the homosexual Facebook of KaZaA Lite's new FastTrack Client. This is cleaned version of Kazaa Media Desktop. Both programs are very similar, with almost identical features and appearance. The main difference is that KaZaA Lite has been modified so that it does not have any of the spyware, adware and advertising usually included in Kazaa Media Desktop. Along with the removal of all spyware, adware and advertising, many features have been added to provide more extensive functionality.

Most of this added functionality is provided by the K++ loader and the KL Extensions plug- in. Kazaa Lite Revolution supports Magnetic and Sig2Dat Links so that you can download verified files, no fakes! It adds many features missing from the offical KMD client, such as an intelligent download accelerator, auto- search more, fake file analyzer, IP blocker, and a fresh new look.

Kazaa Lite also contains some very handy tools as well as neutralising all ad and spyware. What makes K-Lite better is that it contains no spyware, adware or advertising. But also a lot of extra functionality has been added. KHancer is the main part of K-Lite and adds most of the extra functionality and is also 100% intergrated into the Kazaa interface, meaning there's no other windows open like other Kazaa addons. The new Kazaa Lite Start Page now features various search options and links that users will find useful, also in search section is a site with verified links and tips on searching.

Try hitting your head equally as hard on the other side. Maybe, just maybe, you will return to your regular state of mind.*



*While it may not be much, it is all you've got. :mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

..... is the homosexual Facebook ..... Try being a tad less redundant next time you post.

[Snee]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-epic-sci-fi-movies-you-can-watch-in-under-10-minutes/

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-epic-sci-fi-movies-you-can-watch-in-under-10-minutes/

Cargo was good,Silent City was shite and then my attention deficit disorder kicked in and I said fuck it and went and ate a protein bar.

[chalice]

I do not care.

[IdolEyes787]

I do not care.

More respect to you then unless you meant that you don't care about anything in which case I suggest psychotherapy.:)

[megabyteme]

I do not care.

That's the sound of someone who finally got his antidepressant prescription right. :happy:

[Alien5]

I care

[megabyteme]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-epic-sci-fi-movies-you-can-watch-in-under-10-minutes/

ABE was the best (and really well done), although, I did find them all worth the watch.

[Mr. Mulder]

these things are fucking awesome!1

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That is all.

[Snee]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-epic-sci-fi-movies-you-can-watch-in-under-10-minutes/

And some more in the same vein:

Archetype (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB53H3-qOWk)
R'ha (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQuGpW0NuW8)
Ruin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doteMqP6eSc)
Seed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbDZmbx474k)
Sight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK_cdkpazjI)

[megabyteme]

This one runs about 11:20 to the start of the credits, but conveys its story well:

Zero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOMbySJTKpg)

Short and cute:

Heavenly Appeals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYq_35xJtFY)


I started a thread for web series and shorts, but that was lost when RealitY spilt his coffee on the server. I happen to love the spirit and efforts put forth by these groups of seriously talented people. Hollywood better watch its pompous ass. Other countries and smaller groups like this are going to dominate the market in the coming decade.

[Mr. Mulder]

What it is, douchebags :smilie4:

watched the new breaking bad last night lyke, it was pretty sick - can't wait for walt to wake up in the shower realising it was only a dream and he's still on the island.

[Mr. Mulder]

his wifes hawt too, she's got one of those hawt manish faces wimins have some times, i'm into that :smilie4:

[Alien5]

You talk so much

[Tokoloshe]

Wenzani?

[IdolEyes787]

What it is, douchebags :smilie4:

watched the new breaking bad last night lyke, it was pretty sick - can't wait for walt to wake up in the shower realising it was only a dream and he's still on the island.

I've been a close and personal friend to whatever the guy's name is that created the show and he assures me that the finale will be a musical episode.

Here's a preview.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhUNrpX8Rx4

[mjmacky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhUNrpX8Rx4

The original sounds like Andy Samberg doing a parody in dork voice anyway.

[Mr. Mulder]

in other news, my electricity's gone out. I've lit candles to see shit and have a good 6 hours of laptop battery left, enough to watch new Wilfred, smash one out over some video of all your mothers getting fingerblasted. I kicked an ashtray over just now, I'm sure its messy as fuck but its too dark to tell :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

Hoi Muledeer.Rumour has it that you're a wee man but you exercise a bit between bouts of excessive masturbation,drinking and drug use.
My question is do you follow some sort of training program or just basically sit around at the gym until some semi-attractive woman walks by and then you jump on the nearest piece of equipment and start loudly counting from thirty?

[Mr. Mulder]

130762

[Mr. Mulder]

its a deep burn, just part of my life.... I don't know if you heard me counting but I got to 1000

[IdolEyes787]

I was going to suggest this workout (http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/lights-camera-abs-8-ways-to-celebrity-8-pack.html)to you but by that picture your abs already look in good shape.

[Mr. Mulder]

I don't have much in the way of abs, never have lyke. And 5 months ago I had my appendix out, it was a day away from bursting so they couldn't do keyhole and had to cut through 5 layers of muscle, left me fucked for weeks but got a sick scar from it :smilie4:

Got to stay in hospital for a couple nights and after the op I got to piss in cardboard boxes in my bed, win.

I did have a suppository from a male nurse though, he was my first and it was pretty awkward :ghey: I also got morphine squirted in my mouth from female nurses and a few boxes of tramadol to take home, I crushed some up into a spliff but not much happened from it and the misses shouted at me :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

That may in fact be the single greatest tale of tragedy and triumph that I've ever had the privilege to hear.
Anyway that made me think,I vaguely remember having chickenpox or measles or something similarly plague-like when I was young but nothing but self-inflicted harm since I've been a child so win me.:)

In other uninteresting and highly self indulgent news,I ran for like two hours straight today and found that miraculously I can't even seem to tire myself out anymore.I think it must be the cooler weather or maybe the drugs.

[Barbarossa]

'sup internets :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

'Afternoon you massive shower of bastards. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

in other exhilarating news, this evening will mostly consist of watching new walter white, a Morrisons ham and pinapple pizza and some under weighed standard :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

found out im being sent to london England for three days this week to do some bullshit introduction course on Apple mountain cat or whatevs :ghey:

[megabyteme]

nothing but self-inflicted harm

Double your efforts. :dry::

[Snee]

found out im being sent to london England for three days this week to do some bullshit introduction course on Apple mountain cat or whatevs :ghey:
pwnt.

I've been writing mad codez for weeks, now, going nowhere at all.

Srsly dubious that I'll meet the deadline on my current project though. Srsly. But deadlines are for pussies anyways, so.

[mjmacky]

And 5 months ago I had my appendix out

That's an oddity, since I had the same thing removed 5 months ago. Do you have to eat yogurt and or probiotics 1-2 times a day as well lest you shit a coral reef?

I rarely make replies that address your posts because I still haven't decided to believe you could read, but there it is.

[Mr. Mulder]

And 5 months ago I had my appendix out

That's an oddity, since I had the same thing removed 5 months ago. Do you have to eat yogurt and or probiotics 1-2 times a day as well lest you shit a coral reef?

I rarely make replies that address your posts because I still haven't decided to believe you could read, but there it is.


About twenty to eleven but my watch is a bit fast...

[Mr. Mulder]

found out im being sent to london England for three days this week to do some bullshit introduction course on Apple mountain cat or whatevs :ghey:
pwnt.

I've been writing mad codez for weeks, now, going nowhere at all.

Srsly dubious that I'll meet the deadline on my current project though. Srsly. But deadlines are for pussies anyways, so.

Deadlines. like you're gonna let the man tell you how to live your life :no:

im upgrading our secondary domain controller to 2012 and playing this sweet zombies gheym
http://shambles.notch.net/

[Mr. Mulder]

130904

:fishsticks:

[mjmacky]

That's an oddity, since I had the same thing removed 5 months ago. Do you have to eat yogurt and or probiotics 1-2 times a day as well lest you shit a coral reef?

I rarely make replies that address your posts because I still haven't decided to believe you could read, but there it is.


About twenty to eleven but my watch is a bit fast...

Don't feel bad, I also used to cum too fast. It gets better.

[anigav]

Burrrppp

[Something Else]

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:fishsticks:

:lol:

He's such a ghey fish.

I quit my jawb. :emo:

Got another shite won. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

did ewe go out in a blaze of glory lyke? telling them to suck it and such? :smilie4:

[Something Else]

Sort of. I sent a text and walked home 15 miles in the middle of the day. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Sort of. I sent a text and walked home 15 miles in the middle of the day. :unsure:

Sounds like someone better rush them to the burn unit :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Snee]

130904

:fishsticks:

:lol:

He's such a ghey fish.

I quit my jawb. :emo:

Got another shite won. :smilie4:

You should lyke get a job somewhere warmer.

And find me one too. The weather here will be shite soon, for at least five months, and I'm getting tired of being the goto guy for anything that isn't in a plan of some sort anyways.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm on an apple course and my God is it boring, the guys been talking for two hours we haven't even turned the machines on yet. :dabs:

[rohitgupta]

i agree with barbarossa...:)

[Mr. Mulder]

He won't keep you warm at night.

[TheFoX]

I'm on an apple course and my God is it boring, the guys been talking for two hours we haven't even turned the machines on yet. :dabs:

Blenders?

Why not try to eat the apples fresh from the tree, rather than process them, unless you are looking at creating Cider.


I have three apple trees in my garden, so have an abundance of fruit this time of year. Mind you, I don't need any machines to help me digest these wonderful fruit.

[Snee]

I have to have the worst 100MBit line evar.

Like 20MBit up, and 5-10MBits down, usually.

I cba to contact my ISP, though. They "upgraded" me from 10MBits för free. And odds are good they'll try to sell me their shitty (and completely unsecure) router/modem-combo, again, as their phone drones haven't really gotten the hang of how the ethernet ports in my wall work, like.

[Snee]

Also, photobucket sucks donkey balls. Out of my monthly bandwidth allotment, 0% is used, according to themselves, but my pics get swapped out anyway.

There's a good marketing strategy.

Or not.

[megabyteme]

I get the feeling Snee would kick a cat should one cross his path today. :D

[Snee]

I'd do that on principle, any day.

Or at least think about it really hard.

Cats are cold hard vicious trolling bastards, and the more I dislike them, the more they want to be in my company.

[mjmacky]

The deal with cats is the same as with picking up compliant lovers. Get in with them while they're young.

[IdolEyes787]

Especially black cats. You need to get them before they turn uppity and make them think that servitude is just their lot in life.

If that doesn't work then you can always lynch them and no skin off your nose.

[Something Else]

:lol:

He's such a ghey fish.

I quit my jawb. :emo:

Got another shite won. :smilie4:

You should lyke get a job somewhere warmer.

And find me one too. The weather here will be shite soon, for at least five months, and I'm getting tired of being the goto guy for anything that isn't in a plan of some sort anyways.

Is chainsawing stuffs in the blazing sunshine warm enough. That's what I was doing all day, today. I had about 80% sweat coverage by 8 am. Also, a lot of dust and splinters = win.

[Snee]

Idk. Will there be scantily clad wimmins in the near vicinity?

[Snee]

Gentlemen,

I would posit to you that this article (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/fat-officially-incurable-according-to-science/) is in fact a joke in the same vein as this one (http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-it-is-impossible-to-lose-weight-no,32770/).

Discuss.

[mjmacky]

Gentlemen,

I would posit to you that this article (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/fat-officially-incurable-according-to-science/) is in fact a joke in the same vein as this one (http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-it-is-impossible-to-lose-weight-no,32770/).

Discuss.

What are you trying to tell me?

[mjmacky]

Especially black cats. You need to get them before they turn uppity and make them think that servitude is just their lot in life.

If that doesn't work then you can always lynch them and no skin off your nose.

You forgot that you need to make sure they don't learn how to read. That can be achieved by handing them a complimentary account to a level 10 tracker and then birthing them in Romania.

[Snee]

Gentlemen,

I would posit to you that this article (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/fat-officially-incurable-according-to-science/) is in fact a joke in the same vein as this one (http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-it-is-impossible-to-lose-weight-no,32770/).

Discuss.

What are you trying to tell me?
That the whole bit about it being so close to impossible to lose a lot of weight and keep it off that it might as well be impossible is a sham.
I mean, we all know one or two guys who did it. At sixth form one guy lived on rice for weeks, and lost a fuckton of weight. Last I saw him, over 5 years later, he was much the same. Another guy at work is going on two years now.

Sure, life is unfair, and I probably couldn't gain that much to save my life, never mind keeping it on, unless I started taking steroids or something, and I no doubt have it really easy compared to those guys in this respect, but the guy in the first article still has to be joking, trolling, or just plain making statistics up for some other weird reason.

[Snee]

Oh, and idle.

http://xeroshoes.com/

Just put a pair together, and am liking them.

Would probably much rather run in vibrams, at least rather than these with the lacing pattern I've got on, but they're still pretty sweet.

And way way better than the other ones I linked a while back. (As are my vibrams.)

[IdolEyes787]

I actually saw the episode of Shark Tank that those were presented on and no offense they seemed a bucket of snake oil.Not saying they are but seemed that way- piece of rubber and some string.
Anyway being the huge idiot that I am I've had to go back at least temporarily ,to my Merrell Road Gloves over the very minimal Vapors that I've been wearing. The higher mileage I've been inflicting on myself without adequate rest between sessions has go my feet hurting bad.

Trying to avoid the same long term messing up that I had when I broke my wrist but still insisted on doing pullups every week.
Who'd have thunk that bones don't heal properly like that? :frusty:

[Snee]

Sorry about your feet. If it's stress fractures or whatever I bet they heal up stronger, though.

No offense taken :idunno:

Like I said, I quite like them, but most likely won't use them for running or skateboarding and whatnot I'd use vibrams for.

Pretty sweet, easily tailored to my feet, and not at all expensive sandals for casual wear, is my take, really.



While I'm at it, I've been looking at more shoes. Zem Heros or Vibram Lontras for winter wear, and possible Zem Cinches (the grey ones) for when I sort of have to look presentable.

Pretty much switching out all my shoes, it seems like, and maybe giving up on a couple of pairs of cycling shoes, even. I've got a wider pair of Looks that still work, and won't be too much of a contrast to my vibrams, though.

[megabyteme]

For those of us who do more pulling up to the ice cream stand than pull-ups, I have found these shoes: http://www.payless.com/store/safeTstep/sts_detail.jsp?skuId=085617130&productId=69543&subCatId=cat420014&catId=cat420002&lotId=085617&catdisplayName=Safetstep+ to be very much like walking on an anti-fatigue floor mat. My feet feel better for wearing them (for around the house AND errands) than not.

I tried a pair of the name brand [foamy clogs worn by Mario Batali] a few years ago and ended up giving them away. These are different and about 1/3 the cost.

[Mr. Mulder]

Aw'wite you slags. :smilie4:

i've just come from the gym lyke, but not my normal gym cos that's in the city i work in and not live in. i paid a day pass to use the one round the corner from here which has communal/roman style showers e.g its one big oval room with loads of bumming :ghey:

i don't go in for all that fancy trainers stuffs, i think you should have a decent pair of trainers h'obviously but i'd never pay more than lyke £40

i'd like to try barefoot style ones though, i see some guys wearing them on the treadmills but i'd be scared of out running a cheetah thus destroying time its self .....saying that i've not done much cardio these past couple months because these guns run from nothing.

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...in other illiterate news, i have nothing to do. the misses is ill or on the rag or something and my real life human friends are off getting high some place but I've not smoked in 5 days, fags or other stuffs, its going well.

I have a moldy fridge, black moulds by the looks of it - the power went off for three days and when it came back on it was filled with life but instead of cleaning it i'm going to level up my dark elf in Oblivion :mellow:

[ckrit]

Zem Ninja shoes aren't that expensive. IDK about sub-£40, but, you know...ninja.

[Snee]

TBH, I don't work out that hard these days. Joining a gym is probably in my future (it's been a long time since I was part of one). I have never really bothered since I was much younger. I was lifting weights and doing martial arts for over two years, and was still skinny as fuck at the end of it, being a proper hard-gainer ectomorph type. This last year my metabolism seems to have slowed down enough for me to add just a little weight, though (or it was just me eating as I always have, but not exercising properly while I had my bandage on last summer and that). It pretty much stopped after my trip to Greece, though, but I have high hopes I can get it rolling again/add some muscle this time around.

At the moment I mostly just longboard for my legs and cardio, and do different types of pushups and a couple of other exercises for my upper body. For pushups it's regular, diamond and (crap form) handstand style, mostly. I take care to add enough resistance so I can't do more than 15 a set (fewer from handstand). Which should be high enough to build muscle rather than just more endurance.

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh snap i longboard too!111 living next to a beach its hard not to. What kind of board you got? mines a lush makonga, its pretty sweet but not amazing - a step up from the Mindless entry level board i was using, not being doing it for long... i prefer a pin-tail though, not one for sliding (mainly cos i can't).

[Snee]

Loaded Vanguard with Paris 180 trucks, low risers for the trucks, double Venom cones for bushings atm (83a/80a boardside/roadside I think), Orangatang In Heats for wheels, with Seismic Tekton 6 ball bearings (just ruined some loaded Jehu 2s).

For Rainy days I've got a Penny Nickel. Gonna change the trucks on that and build up another board soonish as well, though.

I can hardly slide, myself.

[Snee]

And, you know, in case someone is wondering, I still have my bikes, and ride those as well. But a longboard works for some muscles that the cycling rly doesn't do much for, imo.

[Mr. Mulder]

Loaded Vanguard with Paris 180 trucks, low risers for the trucks, double Venom cones for bushings atm (83a/80a boardside/roadside I think), Orangatang In Heats for wheels, with Seismic Tekton 6 ball bearings (just ruined some loaded Jehu 2s).

Sick. I know what some of those things are :smilie4:

[Something Else]

I just chase a ball around and pick sticks up and stuffs. It's free, and I think it works.

[IdolEyes787]

I just chase a ball around and pick sticks up and stuffs. It's free, and I think it works.

Good boy.Now roll over.

[Snee]

So. Today I ran into the woman of my dreams, at least physically, as I was grabbing lunch. And I don't mean she was conventionally super hot, model-style, but she just, somehow, hit every preference I have, down to the colour of her eyes and nuance of hair colour.

I didn't actually say anything to her, because a) I was with people and b) she was with other people and c) sometimes I turn into a social retard. I checked her out, and she either checked me out or looked at the weirdo checking her out.

I call that a solid foundation, for the next time I run into her, which I calculate to be no more than 10 years away, assuming she likes vietnamese food.




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On another note I just popped off to buy a new electric razor, and on my way there there was this bikepath running down a (small) hill, with a tunnel at the end, and I just went down there on my longboard without protection or anything!1

On the way down, I passed some kind of hot (but not as mentioned above) girls, who thought I was going rly fast. I know this, because one of them said "that's rly fast", but in klingon.

Some people might call me a reckless hero, or a maverick if you will, but all I can say is that it needed doing.

On my way back I thought rly hard about mowing down a pensioner on roller skis.

[ckrit]

Classic thread. (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/179542-i-have-seen-spiderman-3-today)

idle should enjoy it, especially.

[Snee]

Loaded Vanguard with Paris 180 trucks, low risers for the trucks, double Venom cones for bushings atm (83a/80a boardside/roadside I think), Orangatang In Heats for wheels, with Seismic Tekton 6 ball bearings (just ruined some loaded Jehu 2s).

Sick. I know what some of those things are :smilie4:

And dawg. I've replaced all my cup washers for flat ones. This is p important.

[IdolEyes787]

Classic thread. (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/179542-i-have-seen-spiderman-3-today)

idle should enjoy it, especially.

If the administration was smart they'd just recycle the old threads and replace the old dates with new ones.
It's not like anyone would notice anyway except maybe to say "Gee that FST is a fun and active place" or "Didn't Egypt use to be a country or something?".:)

[IdolEyes787]

On another note I just popped off to buy a new electric razor, and on my way there there was this bikepath running down a (small) hill, with a tunnel at the end, and I just went down there on my longboard without protection or anything!1

On the way down, I passed some kind of hot (but not as mentioned above) girls, who thought I was going rly fast. I know this, because one of them said "that's rly fast", but in klingon.

Some people might call me a reckless hero, or a maverick if you will, but all I can say is that it needed doing.

On my way back I thought rly hard about mowing down a pensioner on roller skis.
I think it's great that as an adult,you still have a passion about stuff that doesn't totally involve you sitting on your ass watching other people live.

At least I assume you're an adult as the fascination with comics,skateboarding and riding a bike make it sort of hard to tell.:)

[IdolEyes787]

Oddly I don't have the same problem identifying dion as a child and conversely he's serious all the time.:unsure:

[Snee]

On another note I just popped off to buy a new electric razor, and on my way there there was this bikepath running down a (small) hill, with a tunnel at the end, and I just went down there on my longboard without protection or anything!1

On the way down, I passed some kind of hot (but not as mentioned above) girls, who thought I was going rly fast. I know this, because one of them said "that's rly fast", but in klingon.

Some people might call me a reckless hero, or a maverick if you will, but all I can say is that it needed doing.

On my way back I thought rly hard about mowing down a pensioner on roller skis.
I think it's great that as an adult,you still have a passion about stuff that doesn't totally involve you sitting on your ass watching other people live.

At least I assume you're an adult as the fascination with comics,skateboarding and riding a bike make it sort of hard to tell.:)
It'd be nice to be a child, again. I'd save money on electric razors, for one thing.

On the other hand, I'd have no money to spend on comics, skateboards or bikes, to begin with.

But still, simpler times and all that.

[mjmacky]

I don't know about you people, but I regressed about a decade or so.

[Mr. Mulder]

So. Today I ran into the woman of my dreams, at least physically, as I was grabbing lunch. And I don't mean she was conventionally super hot, model-style, but she just, somehow, hit every preference I have, down to the colour of her eyes and nuance of hair colour.

I didn't actually say anything to her, because a) I was with people and b) she was with other people and c) sometimes I turn into a social retard. I checked her out, and she either checked me out or looked at the weirdo checking her out.

Sounds like she was throthing at the gash for it. FTW. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Day 7 of no smoking, i did a treadmill 10K yesterday in 49 minutes which is pretty sweet compared to when i was smoking 20 rollies a day, the difference in breathing is already noticeable. And on the subject of star trek, i watched the new moviefilm last night - it was tite. Super tite.

They need to do a badass Klingon moviefilm next

[mjmacky]

i did a treadmill 10K yesterday

Treadmills are for fags, queers, girls in make-up, and hospital patients.

[Mr. Mulder]

In other fags, queers, girls in make-up news: I just got bought cigarettes!!!1

Part of what the company I work for does is IT recruitment for other IT companies. Last week one of the recruitment succubi’ came down to our tech floor and asked me to do some quick phone interviews for a role that’s just like mine, lyke - but for another company. She said I’d be rewarded…

I’ve never interviewed anyone before, it made me feel like a God. I made up a questions list to ask them and interviewed people over twenty years my senior and more skilled than I’ll ever be and people who have no right holding a telephone. Made some recommendations and this morning the recruitments female just brought down to me a massive Starbucks and a pack of 20 Marlborough lights :pinch: …I’ll give them to an obese java dev across the room……

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[fahmo]

Hey

[IdolEyes787]

i did a treadmill 10K yesterday

Treadmills are for fags, queers, girls in make-up, and hospital patients.

To be fair,if not for people on treadmills,hamsters would probably have nothing to laugh at.

[IdolEyes787]

Also to Mulder congratulations on stopping doing ,besides deciding to take a nap in the inviting shade in front of a moving steamroller, the stupidest option open to a human being.

[IdolEyes787]

As for treadmills,I once ran 13 miles in -20C during a blizzard and frequently rode treacherously ice covered hills on my bike but strangely have no similarly epic tales to relive and bore people with about treadmills or rollers.

I guess it's sort of like wankers who drive to a place to go for a bike ride.They're kinda missing the whole point.

[Mr. Mulder]

running outside is shit where i live though, not because of weather conditions or terrain but because of old people and tourists. I live in one tourist-heavy city and work in another, the seafronts are never empty for old people walking in formation (and smelling of pish) and then there's all the smelly foreign families (whom make me more racist by the day) with their weird customs of having a picnic wherever they see fit complete with throwing towels down and inviting 100000 of their cousins and children to attend and run around. Then there are the schools of English language students that are the biggest dicks of all. And of course the basic need to shower and get to work on time, I’m up at 5am weekdays as it is I don’t have time to run, shower then catch the hour long bus. For weekdays, treadmill > outdoors.

[anon]

If the administration was smart they'd just recycle the old threads and replace the old dates with new ones.
It's not like anyone would notice anyway except maybe to say "Gee that FST is a fun and active place" or "Didn't Egypt use to be a country or something?".:)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxJrltgxNxM

Krusty = RealitY.

Also, that Spiderman thread is pure win :glag:

[IdolEyes787]

running outside is shit where i live though, not because of weather conditions or terrain but because of old people and tourists. I live in one tourist-heavy city and work in another, the seafronts are never empty for old people walking in formation (and smelling of pish) and then there's all the smelly foreign families (whom make me more racist by the day) with their weird customs of having a picnic wherever they see fit complete with throwing towels down and inviting 100000 of their cousins and children to attend and run around. Then there are the schools of English language students that are the biggest dicks of all. And of course the basic need to shower and get to work on time, I’m up at 5am weekdays as it is I don’t have time to run, shower then catch the hour long bus. For weekdays, treadmill > outdoors.

I have this theory which frankly I haven't put much thought into because I find thinking too much makes me regret thinking,but I reason that almost all the problems in the World are due to the fact that it's mostly populated by foreigners.
Also have you considered moving to whichever country these people are immigrating from since obviously there can't be many left there and therefore there has to be a lot of empty space and vacant jobs and stuff.

[mjmacky]

Also to Mulder congratulations on stopping doing ,besides deciding to take a nap in the inviting shade in front of a moving steamroller, the stupidest option open to a human being.

Everything that's enjoyable harms our body, as do just living and aging. Why get picky with our poisons now? Incidentally, it looks like I quit this week. I ordered tobacco last week and it still hasn't shipped, so now I'm just sitting at home working and being all out of the stuff.

[Something Else]

Sounds like you want to meet my friend Orifist.

[IdolEyes787]

Also to Mulder congratulations on stopping doing ,besides deciding to take a nap in the inviting shade in front of a moving steamroller, the stupidest option open to a human being.

Everything that's enjoyable harms our body,as do just living and aging. Aging is kinda unavoidable and doesn't cost anything though. I'm sure if it was optional with a cost involved most people would happily opt out to save a few bucks to spend on beer.

Also apparently you're a sexual masochist which doesn't really surprise me.:)

[Snee]

I've heard no one cares when you're being a meanie, anymore. It was on the news or something.

[IdolEyes787]

I wish .Then maybe I could trip little girls and punch nuns and steal the crutches from crippled war heroes and not have to hid from the fuzz like I do now.

[mjmacky]

Everything that's enjoyable harms our body,as do just living and aging. Aging is kinda unavoidable and doesn't cost anything though. I'm sure if it was optional with a cost involved most people would happily opt out to save a few bucks to spend on beer.

Also apparently you're a sexual masochist which doesn't really surprise me.:)

Don't just accept your mortality, accelerate it. That's my motto. We don't need to be living so damn long anyhow.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a510149/x-files-3-movie-to-have-post-colonisation-story-says-chris-carter.html

ZOMFGWTFBBQGTFOSTFUNOWAI!!!!11111111 :o

and also!!!1 http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-08/28/chris-carter-after-amazon

[Mr. Mulder]

It’s been over 10 years now, I might make a new avatar and sig ….maybe a game of thrones one with midgets and titties….

Midgets and titties >*. (but never midget titties :eyebrows:).

[Mr. Mulder]

In other 4th-post-in-a-row news, i'm taking the misses to see the alan partridge moviefilm tonight. Then, afterwards I just might show her my penis if you know what i am saying. :smilie4:

[Snee]

I'm going to a company event thing type of deal. Gonna live in a hotel until saturday and shizzle.

[TheFoX]

Then, afterwards I just might show her my penis if you know what i am saying. :smilie4:

Why don't you go the whole hog and use it on her. Just showing it would be a waste, I am sure.

[Mr. Mulder]

Sex with a woman!?!?!?? Ergh, gross!! Don't you know that's where dieses like malaria come from!!??!?1


I'm going to a company event thing type of deal. Gonna live in a hotel until saturday and shizzle.

You need to leave the room like this upon your last day for the cleaners to find...

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[anigav]

Hey

Hey

[TheFoX]

Hey

Hey
Hey

[MCHeshPants420]

The 80 hours I've just put into completing New Vegas again were worth it. Just glad there is no similar timekeeper on my children that shows how much time I've interacted with them.

[dion09529]

Hey
Hey
Hey!

[Snee]

Breaking news:

Hangovers - still shit :dabs:

Even when you're sat by a nice beach.

[Mr. Mulder]

Slags. :smilie4:

First proper day off in awhile and i get woken up by some cunt blasting out Soft Cell's Tainted Love from his car at 8am, the joys of having a supermarket car park for a garden :dabs:

I'n other news, im buying a sick netbook today :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[dion09529]

we're waiting a sexy pic of your netbook.