Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[Mr. Mulder]

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http://computers.toptenreviews.com/netbooks/lenovo/asus-eee-pc-1016p-review.html (http://computers.toptenreviews.com/netbooks/lenovo/asus-eee-pc-1016p-review.html)


I like Netbooks. Things have gotten a lot better after that shite first generation of intel atoms, 'specially with the amd/radeon stuff you can get in them now. I like not having to charge for 8 hours. I like matte screens and i like ThinkPads, they've always been sturdy as fuck. I don't need anything high end either, i can just remote into my work PC if i need to do anything big.

its got 8 jiggawotts of ram and solid state megabytes so there's no danger of them falling out. I've checked that Morrowind will play on it too so i can level up my dark elf when i'm at client sites in the middle of nowhere, turning things off and on again :eyebrows:

[dion09529]

$461.99!!!!!!!!
Are you out of your mind? How can you afford to pay so much for a netbook?

[Mr. Mulder]

:pinch:

It's a ThinkPad, they can survive a Holocaust. It's a high-end netbook having a E2-1800 and Radeon 8000HD, SSD and not restricted to 4GB RAM like most. For something that isn't an ultrabook, has a 11.6 screen, solid build and uber long battery life it has sweet components and that's the Mikey Mouse price for it, in real money its just under £300.

[TheFoX]

...in real money its just under £300.

Blimey. I'll take six.

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, Wiggaz :smilie4:

Another day of locked AD accounts, forgotten passwords and updating distribution lists :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

...back on the fags, innit. :emo:

[IdolEyes787]

...back on the fags, innit. :emo:

I have a pretend doctorate in psychology so if you'd really like to quit,which obviously you don't,then might I suggest upon lighting up first burn yourself with the cigarette before smoking it.

I believe there are studies on animals to support this and if not then it will still be funny as hell so either way,win.

[megabyteme]

I believe there are studies on animals to support this and if not then it will still be funny as hell so either way,win.

We all know that if the tobacco industry could get animals to smoke, they would. However, animals aren't that dumb. :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

Monkeys wish they could get high and watch battlestar galactica on dvd after work. That's why they will never defeat us.

[Vestibule]

I don't know... when I get high, it releases the monkey within.... 6 kids later...:blink:

[Et tu]

Monkeys wish they could get high and watch battlestar galactica on dvd after work. That's why they will never defeat us.

I just invented a new dance. It's called the monkey swish.

It's pretty cool, but secret.

No one can see it.

[megabyteme]

I just invented a new dance. It's called the monkey swish.

From his post above, I'm pretty sure Vestibule invented it already. And his wife has seen it at least six times...

[Artemis]

Monkeys wish they could get high and watch battlestar galactica on dvd after work. That's why they will never defeat us.

I just invented a new dance. It's called the monkey swish.

It's pretty cool, but secret.

No one can see it.

So you do your 'pretty cool' secret dance with your eyes closed? :blink:

[Et tu]

No, I just don't dance in front of a mirror, obviously :huh:

[TheFoX]

No, I just don't dance in front of a mirror, obviously :huh:

So, how many mirrors have you cracked, then?

[Mr. Mulder]

i had a moviefilm night last night lyke, i watched

kick arse 2: The Money Grabbing sequel
We're The Millers: Unfunny American comedy number 456917
R.I.P.D: The Men in Black remake
World War Z: Watch us shit all over the book

All were terrible, it was 6 hours well spent :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

in other time wasting news, i've just learnt that this will exist in 9 days!111

131993

Motherfucking elder scrolls anthology!! Had I of known sooner i would have booked time off real life. No doubt i'll quit my job, leave the misses, gain 5 stone of pure crisps and see if my parents will have me back.

[IdolEyes787]

i had a moviefilm night last night lyke, i watched

kick arse 2
We're The Millers
R.I.P.D
World War Z



Remind me to never trust your decision making process.

[lawrencewells]

OK then!! Now that i win here where is the price!!:D

[Mr. Mulder]

in my pants.

[Snee]

i had a moviefilm night last night lyke, i watched

kick arse 2: The Money Grabbing sequel
We're The Millers: Unfunny American comedy number 456917
R.I.P.D: The Men in Black remake
World War Z: Watch us shit all over the book

All were terrible, it was 6 hours well spent :dabs:
Watched the first three these last few days. Not seen WWZ yet, though, as the internets wouldn't let me, yesterday, so I went for Cloudy With a Chance of Meatbaws, because some critic somewhere said it was good sci fi. Fuck knows why.

Kickass 2 wasn't terrible, though the first one is better.

We're the Millers wasn't the worst merkin comedy evar, but not awesome either.

R.I.P.D...yeah. MiB with a bit of Dead Like Me and/or Reaper thrown in. Jeff Bridges is cool, sort of, still.

[Et tu]

No, I just don't dance in front of a mirror, obviously :huh:

So, how many mirrors have you cracked, then?

:idunno:

How much crack have you smoked?

[Snee]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1822394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2564006/

Do those two even exist for reals?

[IdolEyes787]

You can watch http://theunderwaterrealm.com/ online.

The other one http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1822394/board/thread/206944847

[Snee]

Ah. The reason why I asked is that there are a lot of password protected files claimed to contain copies of one of those films, floating around, uploaded by opportunistic chinamen or somesuch.

Thanks for the explanation.

[IdolEyes787]

The internet is a bad place,full of evil men and pedophiles and lolcats.

[TheFoX]

So, how many mirrors have you cracked, then?

:idunno:

How much crack have you smoked?

A Polyfiller and a bit. Now are you going to answer my question?

[megabyteme]

Excerpt from a movie review I came across on Netflix: :slap:


EDIT*****It's in Spanish and that is what was wrong with my audio. My Bad!

Orginal review: I think there may have something wrong with this version because all of the words sounded scrambled. Luckily the movie included a description of waht the actors and actressess might have meant? I'm not sure,

[Mr. Mulder]

Alright you massive fannies!!111 :smilie4:

[Artemis]

My favourite movie genre and my favourite pastime all in one.... oh happy day.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPrtQ9AdoM0

[Snee]

I'm testing horribad code.

Too bad I also wrote it :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

My favourite movie genre and my favourite pastime all in one.... oh happy day.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPrtQ9AdoM0

I have my doubts that any of the actors were actually inebriated as there was very little crying and no hitting on ugly people.
I'm pretty sure that the writers were drunk though as there was obviously a lot of bad decision making involved. :)

[Mr. Mulder]

Wagwan, breadbins :emo:

got to go to a client site innit, got to go uninstall three network printers from their print server and replace them with new ones. its gonna be a proper ballache getting users to think for them selves and remove the old ones from their Printers and Faxes and install the new ones. I was gonna script it lyke with a VB script on login but it failed, its a shitty XP environment too :emo: :emo: :emo:

[crowster]

Testing a code patch and I didn't write it. =)

[Snee]

Sex with a woman!?!?!?? Ergh, gross!! Don't you know that's where dieses like malaria come from!!??!?1


I'm going to a company event thing type of deal. Gonna live in a hotel until saturday and shizzle.

You need to leave the room like this upon your last day for the cleaners to find...

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I forgot about that.

But I did get silly drunk, hug a bunch of wimmins, get escorted home by hotel security, get sick all over the toilet, and fall asleep on the shower floor, with the shower nozzle in hand, still spraying in my face when I woke up. Among other things.

So at least I got something right.

If I got anything wrong, it was remembering too much of it the day after.

[IdolEyes787]

and fall asleep on the shower floor, with the shower nozzle in hand, still spraying in my face when I woke up. Among other things.

So you basically waterboarded yourself.
I suppose it could have been worse and you might have woken up in garage with jumper cables attached to your genitals.:mellow:

That didn't happen too,did it?:unsure:

[Snee]

No. Saving that for the next time, I guess.

[Mr. Mulder]

Sex with a woman!?!?!?? Ergh, gross!! Don't you know that's where dieses like malaria come from!!??!?1



You need to leave the room like this upon your last day for the cleaners to find...

131624
I forgot about that.

But I did get silly drunk, hug a bunch of wimmins, get escorted home by hotel security, get sick all over the toilet, and fall asleep on the shower floor, with the shower nozzle in hand, still spraying in my face when I woke up. Among other things.

So at least I got something right.

If I got anything wrong, it was remembering too much of it the day after.

I don't drink, evarr. :mellow:

though i would like to know what else was spraying in your face :sly:

[Mr. Mulder]

fings wot i have done today instead of studying for a boring windows 8 exam:

there's scaffolding outside my window, i dont know what for but i climbed out onto it to have a fag this morning, it was quite nice :ghey:
washed up a weeks worth of dishes, i have about two cups and two plates and a handful of cutlery so that didn't take long :smilie4:
watched the moviefilm The Iceman - it was pretty awesome.
did my timesheets for work, a month late of course

now I'm gonna watch Tom Cruise in space :01:

[Snee]

Fuck. That reminds me I'm out of clean glasses (the fact that I'm drinking red orange juice out of a plastic wine glass right now should be a clue, but).

Thanks for that, racist. Now I might have to feel like I have to do the dishes.

And when that's done I might have to feel like I have to clean the apartment on account of having covered the floors with skateboard parts and dirty laundry. So thanks again, fascist.




Also, I'm building a new skateboard, and it's kind of cool. Just waiting for some wheels wot are still in the post.

[Snee]

First I'm gonna watch some Peep Show (the comedy series, not an actual peep show, though that'd be cool, sort of). Mustn't rush these things.

And I've just gotten out of bed less than an hour anyways, so.

[IdolEyes787]

They're having a football tournament in a park close to my house and I've come to the conclusion that any sport dependant on whistles and which lasts an hour yet is played in 7 second bursts doesn't deserve to exist.
True story.

[Vestibule]

They're having a football tournament in a park close to my house and I've come to the conclusion that any sport dependant on whistles and which lasts an hour yet is played in 7 second bursts doesn't deserve to exist.
True story.

Take it easy Yankee brethren... I'm sure he didn't mean it... he no doubt ran out of almond milk for his cereal this morning and when he cycled to his favourite local health food store, found that they were no longer carrying the spearmint version of Tom's of Maine toothpaste... It can fuck the best of us up... True story...

[IdolEyes787]

So if I'm not mistaken what you're saying is that because at one time most people thought the World was flat,that made it true?In other news,football to real sport what music videos are to movies.

[IdolEyes787]

I also dislike the 100 metres but I'm being unfair http://www.scotsman.com/sport/more-sport/athletics/new-positive-test-as-crisis-deepens-for-jamaica-duo-1-3081660

[Snee]

Just hopped onto an hbo subscription for the online bits. 'cos, hay, they make good TV.

About five minutes in, I'm really starting to have second thoughts.

I mean, it's not the money (I basically spent more on a pair of skateboard trucks the other day, than I will a year of this, and then I ordered two pairs more). No, what it is is how poorly this shit works. I mean, forget watching things from my android media player. 'cos the app doesn't do hdmi. Brilliant. But fine, my proper computer is connected to the projector too, so let's do this!1...no. The Widevine media plugin keeps defaulting to a standard chrome installation, so can't use it with Iron. Ok, so I'll use regular Chrome...no, the plugin has crashed. First it did it when I tried full screen. Now I can't even watch it windowed. Brilliant.

Meanwhile, I could download entire seasons of what they're offering in a couple of hours, and once done, it'd work. Instantly. And I wouldn't be having issues if my connection dropped while I was watching, either. Brilliant.

[Mr. Mulder]

what kind of skating board are ewe constructing, SnnY? was gonna take my longboard (Sir Space Panda) down the seafront earlier but then it rained. It rained super hard. :dabs:

/catching up on Wilfred, I'm three episodes behind and its still boring, they never give enough away of the overall story to keep you interested and the big Australian dogs antics are getting very samey... And on the subject of annoying, unemployed Slovakian benefit thieves the 20 of them whom illegally live in the flat next to mine are having some sort of loud lets be twats party. its a shared house made up of 4 flats and one bathroom, I'm sick of it always having abandoned plastic sandals on the lake that used to be a floor and for some reason it always smells of BO and seaweed. The one person who i assume legally lives here smells of sweat 24/7. He can afford a Windows smartphone but not spend £2 on some Linx Africa. He was dicking around in the hallway with some friends the other day and lent on my door, it wasn't locked and he fell into my place. I flipped the fuck out and used grown up language combined with an out doors voice and his two friends pulled him out but just seeing the sweat drip down his pimpled forehead made me want to throw up. Cannot stand the stench of BO knowing full well its not gym/sexy time related. It is fucking disgusting.

[megabyteme]

Meanwhile, I could download entire seasons of what they're offering in a couple of hours, and once done, it'd work. Instantly. And I wouldn't be having issues if my connection dropped while I was watching, either. Brilliant.

If the other 80% (or whatever) knew how easy and good we have it, they'd beat down the doors. So far, The Industries have kept a large portion of the population ignorant, compliant, and afraid.

[Snee]

what kind of skating board are ewe constructing, SnnY? was gonna take my longboard (Sir Space Panda) down the seafront earlier but then it rained. It rained super hard. :dabs:

One of these decks (http://www.fibretec.ch/products/decks-series-2012/cruiser-decks/62-croco-840-960-perfect-for-the-everyday-skate) with these trucks (http://www.muirskate.com/longboard/trucks/114/127mm-Bennett-5-0-Inch-Skateboard-Truck.html), black ones, and between the deck and the trucks there's one of these (http://www.mrboard.se/hardware/380-khiro-angled-wedge-riser.html) for each truck (tilting both trucks forward, to make the front one turnier, and the rear one less so). (It's only temporary, though, the rear truck is getting swapped out for one of these (the RT-S) (http://trackertrucks.com/products/trucks/slalom/tracker-rt-s-rt-x-models/)). My skateshop was out of the tracker truck and more wedges and risers and stuff, so there'll be a lot of tinkering once they send those.

For wheels I'll probably put on a pair of yellow 75 mm seismic landslides ('cos they wuz on sale) for now, with Seismic Tekton 6-balls, again.

The idea is to build up something fun, but pumpable, hopefully even good for LDP (Long Distance Pumping, ie, something you can ride for long distances, and not just downhill, without having to put your foot down).

I'm also trying a pair of Caliber trucks on my Penny Nickel. And btw, be careful with the rain, it can mess up your bearings and get your board waterlogged. I only ride my Penny Nickel if it's very wet (it's plastic), and I put extra grease in my bearings to protect them.

[Skiz]

Just hopped onto an hbo subscription for the online bits. 'cos, hay, they make good TV.

About five minutes in, I'm really starting to have second thoughts.

I mean, it's not the money (I basically spent more on a pair of skateboard trucks the other day, than I will a year of this, and then I ordered two pairs more). No, what it is is how poorly this shit works. I mean, forget watching things from my android media player. 'cos the app doesn't do hdmi. Brilliant. But fine, my proper computer is connected to the projector too, so let's do this!1...no. The Widevine media plugin keeps defaulting to a standard chrome installation, so can't use it with Iron. Ok, so I'll use regular Chrome...no, the plugin has crashed. First it did it when I tried full screen. Now I can't even watch it windowed. Brilliant.

Meanwhile, I could download entire seasons of what they're offering in a couple of hours, and once done, it'd work. Instantly. And I wouldn't be having issues if my connection dropped while I was watching, either. Brilliant.

Since you have a PC connected (and if you don't mind 720p) try XBMC and 1channel. Everything you could ever want to stream is there. Total setup time is about 10 minutes. Worth a shot.

[Mr. Mulder]

For some reason I can't seem to stop watching Storage Wars Texas. It's interesting seeing what non UK based pikeys look and sound like and i would bang the fuck out of Jenny. She's got that croaky ex coke fiend kind of voice, i like that. And that little bird that follows around the old Jew, she's got a voice like that too but Jenny's breastases are better.

i read that the massive black guy had to stop doing it cos he got in trouble with the law :sly:

[IdolEyes787]

I dunno, I use to like Reality TV more when there was still a scrap of reality left in it.

[mjmacky]

pedophiles and lolcats.

Hence all the kitty porn

[Et tu]

lulz

[Snee]

Just hopped onto an hbo subscription for the online bits. 'cos, hay, they make good TV.

About five minutes in, I'm really starting to have second thoughts.

I mean, it's not the money (I basically spent more on a pair of skateboard trucks the other day, than I will a year of this, and then I ordered two pairs more). No, what it is is how poorly this shit works. I mean, forget watching things from my android media player. 'cos the app doesn't do hdmi. Brilliant. But fine, my proper computer is connected to the projector too, so let's do this!1...no. The Widevine media plugin keeps defaulting to a standard chrome installation, so can't use it with Iron. Ok, so I'll use regular Chrome...no, the plugin has crashed. First it did it when I tried full screen. Now I can't even watch it windowed. Brilliant.

Meanwhile, I could download entire seasons of what they're offering in a couple of hours, and once done, it'd work. Instantly. And I wouldn't be having issues if my connection dropped while I was watching, either. Brilliant.

Since you have a PC connected (and if you don't mind 720p) try XBMC and 1channel. Everything you could ever want to stream is there. Total setup time is about 10 minutes. Worth a shot.
Thanks for the tip.

In the past, I've not bothered much with streaming, what with getting stuff through other means. But now that I'm on both Netflix and HBO, I might as well go for that too, the next time I run into something I can't get through my regular channels.

In other news, I've got HBO working, sort of. The app, and site are a bit shit compared to Netflix (why not line up the next episode of what I'm watching better? And why keep defaulting to a list of "popular series" or whatever?), and they do site maintenance on awkward hours, and the plugin keeps crashing so I have to refresh between episodes, all the time, and I can't run Iron and watch HBO at the same time. But I've still gone through s4 of Misfits (apparently they blocked netflix from getting that :dry:), s2 of Newsroom and now I'm re-watching some Continuum.

[Mr. Mulder]

worksup :emo:

cannot wait to get home and watch brand new walter white, masturbating furiously at its brilliance!!!111

[Snee]

Dawg. The new longboard is p sweet. Pumping is fucking exhausting, but it turns like nothing else I've ridden for a long time, and it's fun in a way my Vanguard isn't.

[Snee]

For some reason I can't seem to stop watching Storage Wars Texas. It's interesting seeing what non UK based pikeys look and sound like and i would bang the fuck out of Jenny. She's got that croaky ex coke fiend kind of voice, i like that. And that little bird that follows around the old Jew, she's got a voice like that too but Jenny's breastases are better.
Jenny seems like a full on retard, though (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdMopOwP2is) :idunno:

That's a turnoff for some people.

[IdolEyes787]

For some reason I can't seem to stop watching Storage Wars Texas. It's interesting seeing what non UK based pikeys look and sound like and i would bang the fuck out of Jenny. She's got that croaky ex coke fiend kind of voice, i like that. And that little bird that follows around the old Jew, she's got a voice like that too but Jenny's breastases are better.
Jenny seems like a full on retard, though (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdMopOwP2is) :idunno:

That's a turnoff for some people.


You haven't been paying attention,all these shows by bludgeoning us over the head with grotesques and halfwits are suppose to instill in a sense of superiority.

Somewhere along the way the cretins that produce this stuff decided that society would be better served laughing at people than with people.

I hate them.

[Snee]

Yeah, I don't really do docu soaps, 'cos they're 101% idiots, usually. I just checked it out because he implied it was watchable.

I pretty much watched about three episodes of the original version of Survivor (Expedition Robinson), before I couldn't be bothered anymore.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm loathe to admit that I've watched the better part of every season of Survivor and the really weird thing is that the more people implore the producers to go back to the original concept,the more the producers seem determined to bring back old cast members and add a lot of annoying superficial shit and stay in one location instead of looking for new and interesting places to explore and basically play to the lowest common denominator and rub long suffering viewers noses in it.

I think the newest "twist" of having returning players and a significant other so there's really nothing new to invest in, is finally the straw that has broken the camel's back for me.
Even idiots of my magnitude weary of banging our heads against the wall at some point.:mellow:

Maybe I'll buy a skateboard or something.

[mjmacky]

I admit that I've watched every season of Survivor

idiots of my magnitude

Maybe I'll buy something.

I thought you had taste or something :ohmy:

[IdolEyes787]

Taste is subjective.That's probably why you're able to get dates.:)

[Mr. Mulder]

Dawg. The new longboard is p sweet. Pumping is fucking exhausting, but it turns like nothing else I've ridden for a long time, and it's fun in a way my Vanguard isn't.

Oh snap. I've only had the pleasure of a Vanguard in a shop on the practice floor and that felt pretty sick, she sounds like a dirty girl :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

For some reason I can't seem to stop watching Storage Wars Texas. It's interesting seeing what non UK based pikeys look and sound like and i would bang the fuck out of Jenny. She's got that croaky ex coke fiend kind of voice, i like that. And that little bird that follows around the old Jew, she's got a voice like that too but Jenny's breastases are better.
Jenny seems like a full on retard, though (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdMopOwP2is) :idunno:

That's a turnoff for some people.


Word. They're all mostly dumb, mostly. There's one where she finds an antique sex toy and pretends not to know what it is. But she knew .......she knew........... :shifty:

She's got a weird birthmark or burn on her shoulder too but i'd still lay her down by the fire and make sweet love to her, for her croaky meth voice alone. I dont like reality TV. In fact, i haven't owned a television for over 4 years. But the misses has TV, she even has one of those fancy space satellites wot TV comes from. I like the History channel now they've made it have nothing to do with History what so ever. They have programs like Cajun Pawn Stars and Pawn Stars. And Texas Storage Wars and Storage Wars. I'd nevar go out of my way to watch them and around the time im at her place there's sweet stuffs on like star trek and galatica but im not allowed to watch them :emo:

[megabyteme]

I'm loathe

Agreed. :yup:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

[shyflyguy]

did i win internets!!!!:whistling

[Mr. Mulder]

fuck no!!!! :whistling

[IdolEyes787]

Besides shutting it down for lutz I really wouldn't know what to do with the internet anyway.

[Snee]

I'd start banning fuckwits off it at random.

I'd be like a fickle internets god, harsh but unfair.

Just to really rub it in, I'd start sending them badly spelt emails just before shutting them off, containing stuff like "lulz, in ur face" or "no more prorn 4 u", just so they'd think they'd been pwnt by a master.


Also, I'd ban all of Romania until they took all their gypos back.

[Snee]

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[IdolEyes787]

I'd start banning fuckwits off it at random.

I'd be like a fickle internets god, harsh but unfair.

Just to really rub it in, I'd start sending them badly spelt emails just before shutting them off, containing stuff like "lulz, in ur face" or "no more prorn 4 u", just so they'd think they'd been pwnt by a master.


Also, I'd ban all of Romania until they took all their gypos back.

For the record,all gods are unfair probably because they know that they can get away with it.Sort of makes you wonder why we bother to worship them in the first place.

On a more serious note,I do like your idea about random bans though as there nothing quite so entertaining as a 13 year old girl having a spastic fit because she can't access her Facebook account.

[chalice]

I have not smoked a cigarette for 49 days.

[Snee]

I had like two, last friday.

My two first whole ones since I was 17.

[Snee]

Apparently they call lights "Gold" now :ghey:

Still the same shitty menthol taste, though.

[Skiz]

Upgrade to Photobucket Plus or something. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

I have not smoked a cigarette for 49 days.

have you ran out?? i've got some cutters choice if you wanna role one? :unsure:

...i'm off up norf tomorrow lyke, to see family and such. taking the misses with me too, for 4 days. i'm gonna try giving up for these 4 days, maybe forever :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://superhotgame.com/ this if pretty sick and was made in 7 days! time only moves when you do :eyebrows:

[Snee]

Upgrade to Photobucket Plus or something. :unsure:

They're trying to blackmail me into doing that, the fucking spastics.

Funny thing is that according to my account dashboard, I've hardly used any bandwith this month, meaning that things should display properly.

[Snee]

http://superhotgame.com/ this if pretty sick and was made in 7 days! time only moves when you do :eyebrows:

A bit short, innit?

[Artemis]

Upgrade to Photobucket Plus or something. :unsure:

They're trying to blackmail me into doing that, the fucking spastics.

Funny thing is that according to my account dashboard, I've hardly used any bandwith this month, meaning that things should display properly.

Et voila!

[Snee]

Yeah, it reset since I joined on the 13th, a long long time ago, but if they do it like the two previous months, they'll start replacing my images after I hit like 0-2% of their bandwidth limit.

Yesterday, it showed a whopping 7 megs out of 10 gigs used.

[megabyteme]

Coincidentally, either way it is a black square I try not to read. :no:

[mjmacky]

Taste is subjective.

The brain dead have no taste, objectively speaking.

Also, I am very monogamous for a polyamorous being, thus I get relationships rather than dates.

[mrnobody]

Taste is subjective.

The brain dead have no taste, objectively speaking.

Also, I am very monogamous for a polyamorous being, thus I get relationships rather than dates.

check pm.

[chalice]

Floyd Mayweather Jnr. is the greatest boxer who has ever lived. No fucker can land a shot, never mind knock him out. Greatest sportsman of our era. And I'm a racist.

He made a child of Alvarez tonight. It wasn't just the closed up shoulder roll. It was a masterclass in slapping the fuck out of ginger Mexicans. I truly thought Canelo might've been a contender. But fuck that. Floyd is a big black god. Statistical fact.

[megabyteme]

You mean the white guy lost in a championship fight? Wholly heck, that never happens... :no:

[chalice]

It's okay, meg, you still have your guns.

[IdolEyes787]

You mean the white guy lost in a championship fight? Wholly heck, that never happens... :no:

Sad attempt at racism as Mexicans aren't White and (quoting the Texas constitution here) only barely considered human.:)
Also chalice,your national bias is showing calling a boxer "the greatest sportman ever" as clearly that title belongs to Wayne Gretzky. :)

World Cup in Montreal today anyway so suck it, fags.:)

[megabyteme]

It's okay, meg, you still have your guns.

:01:

[chalice]

What the fuck is a sportman?

[IdolEyes787]

Singular of sportsman.

[chalice]

Ah. I thought it was one of them there code words you fellows use for homosexuality.

[IdolEyes787]

By "you fellows? do you mean boxers, because let me tell you we are some awesome sportmen.

[TheFoX]

I don't know about the homo part, but the sexuality is certainly a head turner.

Oleg once said that if he couldn't get a hot woman, he would rather be raped by a homosexual than die a virgin. At the moment, it would appear that even the queers aren't attracted to Oleg, and he may die a virgin after all.

[megabyteme]

At the moment, it would appear that even the queers aren't attracted to Oleg, and he may die a virgin after all.

Q: Hooooow unattractive is Oleg?...

A: Oleg is soooo unattractive, he'd have to tie a peen around his neck just to get Idol to play with him...

[IdolEyes787]

I suppose I could use the peen to hit him over the head,illiterate.

[Artemis]

Speaking of sports.....

As long as there isn't another occurrence of this:
http://i.imgur.com/6t4QSuo.jpg?1

Then with two more wins the auld mug will have a new (old) home. :naughty:

[megabyteme]

Speaking of sports.....

As long as there isn't another occurrence of this:


Then with two more wins the auld mug will have a new (old) home. :naughty:

Saw a short blurb about those boats recently. Basically, they are really fast and skip atop the water (who needs their boat to actually remain in the water) and won't break as long as everything goes according to a computer model.

Kinda cool to see REALLY rich guys clinging for dear life to something besides my mortgage. :)

[IdolEyes787]

Speaking of sports.....

As long as there isn't another occurrence of this:
http://i.imgur.com/6t4QSuo.jpg?1

Then with two more wins the auld mug will have a new (old) home. :naughty:

Whatevar.The important thing is that I could probably take anybody of either of those fruity boats in a fight.

[megabyteme]

Whatevar.The important thing is that I could probably take anybody of either of those fruity boats in a fight on a date.

Whore.

[Skiz]

You mean the white guy lost in a championship fight? Wholly heck, that never happens... :no:

Sad attempt at racism as Mexicans aren't White...

According to the census they are. True story.

[IdolEyes787]

About 60% of Mexicans are Mestizo, about 30% are Amerindian, 9% are White,.

The remaining percent are drug dealers.:)

[IdolEyes787]

As for the census ,when's the last time the government's been right about anything?

[IdolEyes787]

The brain dead have no taste, objectively speaking.



Now I don't know what to believe as OlegL swore to me that she tasted like pork.

[Villalobos]

Is it me? Or is it you?

[megabyteme]

Is it me? Or is it you?

"Donators" are excluded from prizes as they obviously have no sense as to good purpose for valuables. :no:

[Villalobos]

"Donators" are excluded from prizes as they obviously have no sense as to good purpose for valuables. :no:

Help me.

[IdolEyes787]

Is it me? Or is it you?

It's me unless of course you are talking about who is the biggest twerp,in which case that would be you*.



*Statement dependent on whether OlgeL ever posts again or not.

[IdolEyes787]

Before I make a decision on whether to donate or not,could someone please tell me that if I do is it unreasonable to expect skiz to then call me "master" seeing as I own him?

[Villalobos]

Is it me? Or is it you?

It's me unless of course you are talking about who is the biggest twerp,in which case that would be you*.



*Statement dependent on whether OlgeL ever posts again or not.

:wub: I do see that as a compliment... nice meeting you!

[Mr. Mulder]

http://superhotgame.com/ this if pretty sick and was made in 7 days! time only moves when you do :eyebrows:

A bit short, innit?

That's what she said :blushing:

[IdolEyes787]

:wub: I do see that as a compliment... nice meeting you!This may seem old fashion but I seemed to have missed the part where we actually met.Oh well at least we are friends now so let us listen to polarbar's deep house mix and rue the day that mongoloids gained a foothold in the music industry.

[Villalobos]

:wub: I do see that as a compliment... nice meeting you!This may seem old fashion but I seemed to have missed the part where we actually met.Oh well at least we are friends now so let us listen to polarbar's deep house mix and rue the day that mongoloids gained a foothold in the music industry.

Amen! :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

been playing on a surf pro today, full windows 8 not RT - its pretty noice :smilie4:

[Snee]

been playing on a surf pro today, full windows 8 not RT - its pretty noice :smilie4:

I'm sooo over win 8. It's just too 2012.

[TheFoX]

This may seem old fashion but I seemed to have missed the part where we actually met.

Have you met anyone lately? Have you ever met another FST member in the flesh? If you did meet another FST member, would you even be aware that you had met them?

Oh, so many questions, and not enough answers!

By the way (btw), the actual phrase is, 'old fashioned'. If you are after a good spell checker, I hear that Oleg is available.

[Snee]

So, I'm watching Strike Back.

For some reason HBO doesn't have season 1, but have thoughtfuully re-labeled season 2 as 1, which I didn't catch onto until after a bit, what with the lack of last-season recaps and so forth. I guess I'll finish off season 2 before grabbing 1 from somewhere less run by fuckwits.

That special farces Stonebridge guy is a bit of a fuckup. One episode he kills everyone they're meant to bring in, in another he lets some terrorist go on a promise that he'll defuse a bomb, and in yet another he confuses a hostage into sitting out in the open mid-gunfight. What the fuck?

[IdolEyes787]

"Old fashion" is the archaic form of "old fashioned.":mellow:

As for unknowingly meeting any FST members.I can't see that happening as I'm pretty sure I could identify them by their beady eyes and sallow complexions indicative of the criminal element.
Plus there's the obvious lack of both a sense of humour and a tongue.:)

[IdolEyes787]

So, I'm watching Strike Back.

For some reason HBO doesn't have season 1, but have thoughtfuully re-labeled season 2 as 1, which I didn't catch onto until after a bit, what with the lack of last-season recaps and so forth.
It was originally a Brit only show ,starring other people and less a mindless actioner more a confusing and overdone psychological drama when it debuted.You can still see hint of the psychological bit in the first(second)season.

I enjoy Strike Back as it's the only show where they handle the weapons right but it does (I think) purposely drive people batty as it is constantly going off in all directions,seldom for any apparent reason.

[megabyteme]

That special farces Stonebridge guy is a bit of a fuckup. One episode he kills everyone they're meant to bring in, in another he lets some terrorist go on a promise that he'll defuse a bomb, and in yet another he confuses a hostage into sitting out in the open mid-gunfight. What the fuck?

Seems more realistic than most action shows. At least does not sound too far off some of the US missions in the Middle East. :idunno:

[Mr. Mulder]

been playing on a surf pro today, full windows 8 not RT - its pretty noice :smilie4:

I'm sooo over win 8. It's just too 2012.


Don't go there, Girlfriend :kiss:

we're gonna be rolling it out here next year, our lease renews with Dell in 2014 and they won't be shipping PCs with Win7 and there's no wai we're gonna reimage a hundred PCs plus most of our devs will need it for testing. I'm running it on my wurk PC right now :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

dayofflatemorningsup :coffee:

[Snee]

So, I'm looking at After Earth.

After some, frankly, terrible voice-over exposition work by Will Smith's kid, we've got Will Smith as the borderline emotionally abusive father, who's gotten to be a war hero through something that sounds a bit like sociopathy. Also, every building in the future was inspired by the Sidney Opera house, and while things apparently still get, and stay, dirty here and there, they seem to really like impractical engineering, building things I really wouldn't want to clean.

Also, they can't re-attach or make people new legs, if they lose them, apparently, despite what seems to be fairly advanced tech, otherwise.

The overacting and shitty future-accents is just a bonus, I guess.

[Snee]

...that movie was pretty dumb, altogether.

I usually find something worthwhile in most sci-fi, but not so much in this one.

[Skiz]

Wasn't sure I wanted anything to do with that when I saw it had the Smith kid in it.

It's also just dawned on me that Dexter and Breaking Bad will both be airing their series finales on the same night, at the same time. I'm really going to have to avoid the internets this Sunday evening. Gonna have to turn the iphone off and everything to prevent accidental spoilers. :fear:

[Mr. Mulder]

Breaking Bad is so, so, so awesome!1 they're ending it properly!!! And the last two episodes are each going to be 15 minutes longer! Dexter, i don't know wtf they're doing. To say its the last ever episode they've fucked it as far as I’m concerned. they're concentrating on characters that have been in it for just a few episodes, Dexter's turned into a pussy. All the new characters are terrible. Everything’s so obvious and clumsy, i feel cheated. (feelings, lolz :ghey:)


/in other mobile phone news, i'm getting a new one tomorrow :01: my shitty Blackberry contracts come to an end! Works offered me an iPhone 5 but i don't like iPhones, or work plus they could ....you know.........ring me..... :ermm: i've gone for a windows 8 phone, an entry/mid level one to keep my phone bill cheap each month - its a nokia lumia 520. Just enough power and screen size on it to watch stuffs, look at cat pictures on the internets and play siegecraft (and maybe text and call people....)

133432

[anon]

It's also just dawned on me that Dexter and Breaking Bad will both be airing their series finales on the same night, at the same time. I'm really going to have to avoid the internets this Sunday evening. Gonna have to turn the iphone off and everything to prevent accidental spoilers. :fear:

I have a strong feeling Dexter is going to end with Saxon killing Hanna. After all, every lady Dexter's tried to hook up with has disappeared from his life, usually by being brutally murdered. Just like Paul Kersey in the Death Wish movies, who is after all a less stealthy version of him :eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

[QUOTE=Skiz;3714218]
I have a strong feeling Dexter is going to end with Saxon killing Hanna.

Your feeling would be wrong then.

The true travesty is that as the series winds down,so much plot is wasted on new or peripheral characters.

Spoilerish.
Seriously,Quinn. :frusty:
I mean does anybody that has ever watched the show give a shit about Quinn?

[Skiz]

Breaking Bad is so, so, so awesome!1 they're ending it properly!!! And the last two episodes are each going to be 15 minutes longer! Dexter, i don't know wtf they're doing. To say its the last ever episode they've fucked it as far as I’m concerned. they're concentrating on characters that have been in it for just a few episodes, Dexter's turned into a pussy. All the new characters are terrible. Everything’s so obvious and clumsy, i feel cheated. (feelings, lolz :ghey:)




Breaking Bad is the way a show is supposed to be done: kill it off before it gets shit and fades away. And they're not saving everything for one final episode; they're taking time to spread it out in an actual storyline instead of saying "here's a bunch of jaw dropping shite in the last episode that makes no sense but we don't care anymore lol!!1"

Speaking of fading away, Dex has been borderline shit since season 4 when it peaked (the John Lithgow season) but I have to finish it out.

Last week's Dexter discussion in spoiler...

As for this season, I was holding on to hope that Vogel (Vogle?) would still be revealed as the killer for this season, but we enter the last episode it's looking like I'll be wrong. I agree that they concentrating waaaaaay too much on characters that no one gives a shit about and contribute zip to the story. Hannah is a completely different person than last season. Why doesn't she just leave and meet Dex in Argentina? Dye her hair? Something...? Masuka's daughter storyline has been a total waste of time. So has Dexter's neighbor as well as Quinn and Jaimie's relationship. The part where Harrison falls on the treadmill was just awful. And then in the very end of this past episode Dexter suddenly grows a conscience and deciders not to kill someone, unleashing a domino effect of disaster by killing the marshal and maybe Deb? Seriously?? He couldn't just kill this one last person before leaving? It should have been an epic moment in the show where he finally releases his dark passenger but instead we get a scene that only lasts a few seconds and never really develops? What a gyp.

[Skiz]

WP. Meh. Lack of apps.

[Artemis]

WP. Meh. Lack of apps.

And buying phone company isn't going to change that one little bit.....

[Snee]

Given that most devs I know of who are interested in building apps would much much rather go for ios or android, windows phones will be behind on amount of apps for a long long time, if they ever catch up, if said people are representative of the collective. MS can put a bunch of their own people on it, but it will not come close to the avalanche of happy amateurs coding for the other systems.

Also, I'm not terribly keen on visual studio 2012, some flavour of which is basically mandatory for building stuff for wp, IIRC. It's bloated and heavy as fuck. You basically need an ssd and new-ish processor for it not to take minutes just to start up, or debug larger projects. Also, MS reps are annoying as anything. They can basically turn me off trying just by showing up, never mind doing presentations.

[Artemis]

Microsoft was once a highly competitive market leader across several software fields, but under Steve Ballmer's tenure, the company has become a slow moving, reactionary behemoth. Only the company's vast coffers have saved it from some truly spectacular failures that it propped up financially for years like the Zune player, or software also rans like picture-it, accounting express or silverlight.
Windows 8 RT hasn't exactly endeared itself with consumers either....

[Snee]

RE: The great shoes discussion a while back:

I've, pretty much exclusively, used barefoot running shoes/minimalist shoes since the beginning of July, and this is what I've tried:

*O1M One Moment
Three pairs. I was right on the border between two sizes so I ended up trying both up and down. Got blue and yellow ones for the size my feet were right on the edge of being too big for, and lime greens one size up. The latter are very comfortable, but loose. Perfect for a walk round the lawn, or some other relaxed activity.

I can skate and run in the others, but I don't like them very much. I think they're a bit too thin, sole-wise, and they're tight in the toe department, to boot, which I kind of feel defeats the purpose of minimalist shoes. Also, the blue plastic went lighter in colour where I crinkled it, while taking them off. A minor issue, but it annoyed me.

I guess there's still a niche for them as some sort of emergency shoes that fit in your pocket, or something. If you're not almost in the middle of two sizes they might work better, though, but they cover more sizes of feet with fewer sizes of shoe, so it might not be all that easy.

*Xero (6mm sole, standard lacing pattern)
Modern day, modern material huaraches. The coolest thing about them is that you can order them as a kit and put them together yourself. The bad thing about that is that they take some tweaking before fitting right. I'm still not completely satisfied with how mine fit. You can run in them and stuff, but I'd not use the standard lacing pattern for that. Also, they're just too open, so grains of sand tends to get in when you're just walking, even on asfalt. I also don't like them for skating. My main use for them has been short walks to the shop, or taking out the trash.

*Vibram Fivefingers KSO, black
I like these, but the soles are a bit thin. They work for walking, or running, even on asfalt (although they felt like they were bordering on thin for that too when on hard surfaces), but I feel pushing and kicking while skateboarding in my bones. I've worn them to the beach, and not much sand got in, which is good, and they've had encounters with sea water (not a problem). As long as you read up on how to wash them, you can wash them in a washing machine without issues. I can wear them with and without toe socks. Unlike the other models I have, these have no print or plastic details added for looks.

*Vibram FiveFingers KMD Sport, yellow/black/grey
These are really good, and fit just right. They're the same size as my other Vibrams, but fit the best on my feet, IMO. The one complaint I have is that the print on top of them wore off somewhat in the washing machine, but that also coincided with my washing machine not pumping out water properly, so they sat in warm water for longer than intended. (After that I go a setting colder.) I've worn these so much that the soles show some serious wear (griptape on a skateboard is pretty rough). Liquisole (a bit like shoe goo) sticks well to them, though, so I've just built up the soles again where they were getting too worn. These have also been to the beach, but a lake this time. They don't let more sand in than regular shoes, and stay remarkably clean for primarily yellow shoes, and they held up well to the lake water as well.

The soles on these are better, so pushing my skateboard is not an issue, here.

*Vibram FiveFingers Bikila, white/red
These fit tighter than the others. More like a second skin (but thanks to the toe pockets, they don't compress my toes like One Moments, though). I couldn't wear them with socks and feel comfortable. The toes have some sort of transparent plastic on top near the tips which has come a bit loose, possibly due to contact with sea water (I kind of had to take a swim with them thanks to a boat-related mishap). Other than the small, unnecessary plastic thingies, these basically look like they did when I bought them, on top. Like the yellow ones they've stayed remarkably clean. I've washed these too in my washing machine, without incident.

The soles are essentially as good as those on the KMDs, and may be slightly more resistant to wear.

*Zem 2Cinch
I ordered a pair of these one size up from the Vibrams, to make sure any socks I have would fit, but still ended up wearing toe socks with them because I didn't like how regular socks would feel in them (they kind of stretched and pulled my toes together when I put the shoes on, and I don't like it, now that I wear shoes that don't do that sort of thing all the time, and have gotten used to not feeling that). I mainly got them to use with trousers, rather than shorts, as the Vibrams can look a bit strange in conjunction with anything with full length legs.

I like them a lot, and they fit very well when I've got my socks on, other than perhaps having a few millimeters too much room in the toe department (I did order them one size up, so this should be expected). They've got this square looking toe box and really stretchy mesh fabric on top that lets me move my toes like with Vibrams.

I've only got two issues with them, the first being that I don't know if they're machine washable (I always wear them with socks though, so they don't have the potential for smelling that my Vibrams do), and the second is that lots of sand got into the mesh fabric, and inside the shoes, when I wore these at the beach, so for a while I kept finding more sand when I'd worn them. I didn't dunk them in a lake or in the sea though, so I can't say whether you can take them swimming, however. For some reason I'm not super keen on running in them, which may be due to the toe compartment being just a tad too roomy, but for skateboarding they're only very slightly behind the KMDs. And they look more neutral, which can be a big plus when doing work things.


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So what I'm saying here is that I've tried on a bunch of minimalist shoes, and while they're all wearable, sort of, I like my Vibram FF KMD Sports and Zem 2Cinches best, so if you were looking to try (more?) shoes of this type, that's where I'd start. Best shoes I've ever had.

Now I just need something for when it gets really cold (looking at Vibram Lontras or Zem Heros a bit), and I'm set for shoes until these fall apart, except for when cycling with proper pedals or playing football, ofc.

[pone44]

Agreed... Breaking Bad did not have much of a story left after the last few seasons. I like the way characters are dropping and its the end of the road for Walt! Dexter though.:dry: I like Dexter. Showtime is definitely milking that show. Dexter's character is the only one I can stomach. So glad Lagordo got it last season. She was annoying. The entire cast sucks except Michael C Hall. Remember Dokes? Hate how every bad guy gets a corny name like "Ice cream cone killer or "brain surgeon",gtfoh.... Dumbest (telivision) police department ever! Trinity and Dexter should have been the end of the show. Thankfully Breaking Bad has better writers.



Breaking Bad is so, so, so awesome!1 they're ending it properly!!! And the last two episodes are each going to be 15 minutes longer! Dexter, i don't know wtf they're doing. To say its the last ever episode they've fucked it as far as I’m concerned. they're concentrating on characters that have been in it for just a few episodes, Dexter's turned into a pussy. All the new characters are terrible. Everything’s so obvious and clumsy, i feel cheated. (feelings, lolz :ghey:)




Breaking Bad is the way a show is supposed to be done: kill it off before it gets shit and fades away. And they're not saving everything for one final episode; they're taking time to spread it out in an actual storyline instead of saying "here's a bunch of jaw dropping shite in the last episode that makes no sense but we don't care anymore lol!!1"

Speaking of fading away, Dex has been borderline shit since season 4 when it peaked (the John Lithgow season) but I have to finish it out.

Last week's Dexter discussion in spoiler...

As for this season, I was holding on to hope that Vogel (Vogle?) would still be revealed as the killer for this season, but we enter the last episode it's looking like I'll be wrong. I agree that they concentrating waaaaaay too much on characters that no one gives a shit about and contribute zip to the story. Hannah is a completely different person than last season. Why doesn't she just leave and meet Dex in Argentina? Dye her hair? Something...? Masuka's daughter storyline has been a total waste of time. So has Dexter's neighbor as well as Quinn and Jaimie's relationship. The part where Harrison falls on the treadmill was just awful. And then in the very end of this past episode Dexter suddenly grows a conscience and deciders not to kill someone, unleashing a domino effect of disaster by killing the marshal and maybe Deb? Seriously?? He couldn't just kill this one last person before leaving? It should have been an epic moment in the show where he finally releases his dark passenger but instead we get a scene that only lasts a few seconds and never really develops? What a gyp.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTOffYj5TxU

[TheFoX]

You are going to hell!!!

[Skiz]

Son of a bee sting. I thought Dex and Breaking Bad were ending tonight, but BB still has one more episode next week. :pinch:

Dex finale was shit btw. No surprise there.

[Mr. Mulder]

Son of a bee sting. I thought Dex and Breaking Bad were ending tonight, but BB still has one more episode next week. :pinch:

Dex finale was shit btw. No surprise there.

i thought it was shit too when he was just gonna sail out into the storm and die but then i like the very end twist and the possibility that the spin-off will be just like Dexter was in the beginning but under a different name, the majority of it was total ballpiss though.

/in other news, my windows 8 phone came yesterday :01: so far i have changed the lock screen image to a game of thrones image and downloaded a sick minecraft clone - impressive stuffs. :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Son of a bee sting. I thought Dex and Breaking Bad were ending tonight, but BB still has one more episode next week. :pinch:

Dex finale was shit btw. No surprise there.

i thought it was shit too when he was just gonna sail out into the storm and die but then i like the very end twist and the possibility that the spin-off will be just like Dexter was in the beginning but under a different name, the majority of it was total ballpiss though.



Not to say the Dexter finale was bad but this is the review from Time magazine.


That was like the writers and producers decided to lay a giant steaming pile of shit on all of the viewers. That was horrible. HORRIBLE. How? What? Why? Huh? WHAT THE FUCK?!! HOW DOES ANY OF THAT SHIT MAKE SENSE? How does that non-ending making any ounce of sense? Instead of giving us an ending, we get Dexter and other characters making decisions that no human would be making.

We get Dexter faking his own death and living as a lumberjack? He ditches his own son and the alleged love of his life. And instead of running away, which would have solved all the problems, he basically causes the death of his sister by going after Saxon. He also caused Vogel's death. But his guilt at these people dying seems to come from nowhere. Everything he does or feels is simply out of convenience. Batista and Quinn seem to sweep a death under the rug with no investigation pretty fucking quickly. We know Miami Metro is run by morons by this is even more ridiculous. Apparently you can wheel out a body from a hospital with no one asking questions if a hurricane is coming as well.

And WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF MASUKA'S STORYLINE?!!! That had no reason for existing!!!

These motherfucking writers are INCOMPETENT PIECES OF SHIT. They created a main character that makes no sense, wrote storylines that go nowhere, created characters that just wandered about in a haze of confusing and conflicting motivations, and just generally made shit up for no reason, with no idea of where they were going.

FUCK THIS SHOW and FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS who thought this was fucking ENTERTAINMENT. Goddamn them.


I probably should have put spoiler tags around that but sadly,like whoever wrote that last episode,I simply don't really care about my audience.

[megabyteme]

I probably should have put spoiler tags around that but sadly,like whoever wrote that last episode,I simply don't really care about my audience.

I now feel QUITE good about my decision to abandon the show in the middle of last season. :01:

[IdolEyes787]

I watched The Blacklist and although Spader's clearly having a good time,the show itself didn't make even the tiny,tiniest bit of sense.

I also watched Agents of S.H.I.E.LD. and it got me thinking how superhero movies basically live or die on the strength of their main character and to a lesser degree the FX and this show has neither.
The fact that it's unbelievably poorly cast and Disney level network friendly doesn't help either.
Seriously,the next time a character is forced to say "toobox" instead of "douchebag ", someone is going to get hurt.

Finally I finally watched an episode of Breaking Bad and although admittedly wonderfully directed, both the acting and writing left something to be desired.

I'd wager the fascination ,like a lot of current cable shows which feature evil people doing evil things, is simply akin to staring at a car crash.

Now at least I know what you lot do in your spare time.

[Mr. Mulder]

What it do, the interwebs :smilie4:

Watched the new Sons Of Anarchy last night, awesome as ever :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[olivercurtis]

It was nice to play with you all. Now i win. Where is the prize? :p

[Snee]

Just find the busiest intersection in your town, and it'll be there, right in the middle.

Go. Play. Find it.

[Skiz]

Giving this serious consideration. (http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/103158/tigerdirect-60-samsung-un60eh6002-120hz-1080p-led-hdtv)

Not real keen on only having 2 HDMI inputs though. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

i haven't owned a television in 4 years :emo: i've heard they have internets on them now and a 6th channel :smilie4:

[Skiz]

i haven't owned a television in 4 years :emo: i've heard they have internets on them now and a 6th channel :smilie4:

Two of my three TV's have internets. :snooty:

Living room example (http://i.imgur.com/buBf6qZ.jpg). That little guy has a Intel SU2300 Dual-Core, 4GB of RAM, and a 750GB laptop drive inside. It runs XBMC and plays everything I throw at it like a boss. Even has a little VESA mounting bracket so I can attach it to the back of the TV and hide it, but since it's on the polar opposite side of the home as the router, wifi suffers when it's back there, hence it's current location. Highly recommended tho.

They allowed me to cut the cable almost a year ago, saving me about $100/month (£2). I stream everything now and never miss a show.

[TheFoX]

Two of my three TV's have internets. :snooty:

Yeah, and I bet you sit there watching all three at the same time, just like Grandad out of 'Only Fools & Horses'. :lol:

[Skiz]

Can't be arsed to look up 'Only Fools & Horses', but no, I don't. They're obviously in different rooms of the house. Though if it were possible, I might watch them all at once on football days. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

i watch everything on my netbook or my phone :emo:

[Skiz]

Put XBMC on that new netbook and add the 1channel repo. You'll never download anything again. It's the mecca of content. :happy:

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzg6mCxDPlA

It's funny because it didn't happen to me.

[ziggyjuarez]

I care because you do.

[IdolEyes787]

That's so sweet.It almost makes me regret reporting you to the FBI for being a terrorist.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzg6mCxDPlA

It's funny because it didn't happen to me.

You should have seen my crash last year. It was proper slapstick, none of this lameass amateur stuff.

IIRC it went: 1. Passing old lady whilst... 2. Popping unintentional wheelie due to pumping too hard. 3-4. Front wheel coming down on oil slick (or something else that was wet and slippy) whilst old lady wobbles into my rear wheel and/or pannier bag (not sure which happened first). 5. Bike going in the direction old lady pushed it, me going forward, hands first. 6. Left pinky dislocated and broken. Several fingers sprained. Both elbows sprained. 7. Faceplant. Face bruised. 8. "Owowowow....I'm fine." [@bystanders] 9. Back up on the bike. Tunnel vision. Trying to pop the finger back into place whilst cyling home, by gripping the handlebars and pushing down on it with my other hand. (Did not know I broke it.) 10. FIN.

You'd laugh.

You callous bastard.

[IdolEyes787]

I'd have the decency to only laugh behind your back though.:)

Anyway a point you raise there that I've found to oddly hold true in most accident situations is that a person's first concern,even before their own health,is to minimize their embarrassment.
"Whoops.Tripped in front of a streetcar and had my leg severed.Hope nobody saw that"

Please explain this strange reflex to me using the Darwinian Theory of Evolution if possible.

If you can't scientifically explain it then just make something up as I'm pretty easily fooled by evil glib people.

[IdolEyes787]

I was in a race once when carbon fibre handlebars were still sort of new and a guy snapped his clean off and did a faceplant into his front wheel.
The good news is that his face absorbed almost all of the impact and he didn't seem to be the slightest bit embarrassed .:)

[Mr. Mulder]

interwebs :smilie4:

im at wurk waiting for update 72 of 146 to install, playing Dredd vs Zombies on my phone, it's pretty dope :smilie4: then this morning will be spent working out why our SAGE payroll has stopped working :emo:

[IdolEyes787]

And now a brief message against drugs.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zdwBqfFwUc

[megabyteme]

And now a brief message against drugs.

She's like a delicate little flower a REALLY strong crack whore. :wub:

[mjmacky]

Please explain this strange reflex to me using the Darwinian Theory of Evolution if possible.

You signal the fleshlight, and I shall respond.

Darwinian traits have just as much to do with propagation of the species (perhaps even more) as it does with personal survival. Considering this, the collectively more vain of our species would be more successful with mating, thus vanity makes for a beneficial trait with respect to the continuation of the human species. This applies throughout the animal kingdom, where I can cite grooming and showmanship as typical examples among a variety of species.

The Swede's instinct in this case was to be less concerned over injury, and more concerned over remaining in sexual favor with the elderly woman in the off chance she is not yet barren.

[mjmacky]

And now a brief message against drugs.

She's like a delicate little flower a REALLY strong crack whore. :wub:

Why did you neglect to mention that there was absolutely nothing worth watching in that video? I can make many leaping assumptions as to why Idol didn't mention it, but you have a responsibility as a first responder, and that's saving lives minutes of our time.

[megabyteme]

Notice "she" even has a man's name- Kyle. :pinch:

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFWkt9gYFM

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup wiggaz :smilie4:

watched Pacific Rimming last night, it was just awful. The big robots were kewl but it was basically power rangers. They even had standard Asian ranger :dabs:

[ziggyjuarez]

Praise jehovah.

[megabyteme]

Sup wiggaz :smilie4:

watched Pacific Rimming last night, it was just awful. The big robots were kewl but it was basically power rangers. They even had standard Asian ranger :dabs:

I think the IMDB score is quite inflated, but at least a Godzilla (knockoff) movie made a modern monsters-destroy-cities and destroy stuff in CGI not involving pie plates, string, model trains, and smoke grenades. Also, absence of Mathew Broderick was a plus.

The Asian chick was pretty hawt, too.

[IdolEyes787]

watched Pacific Rimming last night, it was just awful. The big robots were kewl but it was basically power rangers.

No interest in watching it as I assume an action movie that doesn't even have enough good bits to make a 30 second commercial promoting it interesting is going to suck and not in good way.

Personally even though the genre has been done to death,I'd have preferred del Toro had made a movie based on his The Strain.
Having said that while looking up how to spell Guillermo I see that they're making a TV movie out of it which sort of reinforces a point some author made about all the better stuff currently going to cable TV(Breaking Bad,GoT,Homeland etc) and all the schoolboy stuff going to movies.A direct reversal of how things use to be and an indication that adults basically stay in now and that George Lucas needs to be shot .

[Skiz]

Sup wiggaz :smilie4:

watched Pacific Rimming last night, it was just awful. The big robots were kewl but it was basically power rangers. They even had standard Asian ranger :dabs:

Almost watched that last night as well. Ended up with the new Star Trek movie instead. Iz aight. Plot is a bit of a stretch, even for Star Trek.

[Mr. Mulder]

The klingons were pretty sick though :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

Damn robots should have been useing that sword the whole time.

[megabyteme]

Damn robots should have been useing that sword the whole time.

Ikr. "Oh no, we've tried everything. I guess we are dooooomed." "Wait, I remember, we've got this GIANT pointy thing. Let's try stabbing them instead of punching... Might just work as a LAST resort." "Whoa, worked MUCH better than I thought. Let's try slicing them with it, too..." :slap:

[ziggyjuarez]

Imagine if they had a rock.

[TheFoX]

Fraggle had a rock.

[ziggyjuarez]

Ford is like a rock.

[megabyteme]

I rock.

[IdolEyes787]

Ford is like a rock.

Actually Chevy.


I roc.

Also Chevy.

[ziggyjuarez]

I was talking about my neighbor ford.hes really muscular.
The danish are dangerous! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1380987613

[IdolEyes787]

I thought you meant Gerald Ford because he played football.

Or maybe Harrison Ford because he's old as dirt.

Or maybe Glenn Ford because he is now actually dirt.

[TheFoX]

Henry Ford pioneered cheap and nasty cars for the masses.

General Arthur Motors created a similar line of cheap and nasty cars for the masses.

Pierre Chevrolet, that French rat, also pioneered cheap and nasty cars.

Victor Audi tried to match Richter Von Be-emm DubbalOO, Carlz Mersaidz-Benz with their luxury german mass produced cars.

Albert Skoda produces cheap cars that are nasty.

Bob Dodge got rammed into car production.

Michael Bentley, Richard Chrysler, Patrick Ferrari, John Honda, Ainsley Proton and Dick Lotus make a variety of cars that could be crap, and might be made for the masses.

But the best one of the lot was the car company that was created when a Greek Cypriot could not decide whether to have a lamb kebab or a ghini kebab.

He sat there for ages discussing it...

Lamb or Ghini?

Lamb or Ghini?

Lamb or Ghini?

Lamb or Ghini?

In the end, he decided to have both mixed together, and created a Lamborghini kebab, which then went on to become a car make. So next time you drive around in your Lamborghini, remember that it was created from a kebab.

[ziggyjuarez]

I trust you so much im not even going to fact check.that post was like a episode of vsauce.

[Mr. Mulder]

My ninjas :smilie4:

watched The Man With The Iron Fists last night, it was pretty gud. Proper over the top lyke though the most unrealistic part was that the RZA (the blacksmith) didn't have a single muscle on either arm, despite being a blacksmith. But because he's a super tough rapper in real life who has all the monies and gets all the wimins he can of course take down any Japanese legend he chooses.

but it has sick fights and haircuts and of course russell crowe fightin round the world

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[IdolEyes787]

My ninjas :smilie4:

watched The Man With The Iron Fists last night, it was pretty gud.
but it has sick fights ....

Is gud a new slang term for bad?If so I concur that The Man With the Iron Fists was really,really gud.
Also the fights were gud.Very,very gud.

A good fight requires a certain level of athleticism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz5JIzadTWc) or drama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLL9plgz0pg) or artistry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tk44p0tLlg) and TMWtIF's had none of those.

[Mr. Mulder]

Yes but they had super sweet haircuts, something that money can't buy. Except that it totally can :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

Wu-Tang forever.

[IdolEyes787]

I saw Gravity.

What a fantastic movie.The only way they could possibly have made it better is if they managed to work in a giant robot or two and maybe replace George Clooney with Jason Stratham.

[TheFoX]

I saw Gravity.

What a fantastic movie.The only way they could possibly have made it better is if they managed to work in a giant robot or two and maybe replace George Clooney with Jason Stratham.

Maybe you should be a director, instead of a commentator. :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

I saw Gravity.

What a fantastic movie.The only way they could possibly have made it better is if they managed to work in a giant robot or two and maybe replace George Clooney with Jason Stratham.

Maybe you should be a director, instead of a commentator. :lol:

Yeah I have all these great ideas and I don't understand why no one is willing to give someone with little to no experience tens of millions of dollars to make movie.

Personally I would have opened Gravity with an extended sequence of a weightless Sandra Bullock slowly stripping out of her spacesuit as an homage to Barbarella.
I figure if Tarantino and DePalma can garner critical praise for ripping off other people then why can't I?:)

I'd also work in Bowie's Space Oddity into the soundtrack. Likely while they're drifting around because that's brilliant in it's sheer obviousness.:)

Of course there would also be a heartwarming scene involving a puppy but basically that goes without saying.

[Skiz]

WTF happened to the audible pronunciations in wikipedia? What good does "/ˌsɜrʃiəˈrɛəraɪ" do me? :pinch:

[TheFoX]

Maybe you should be a director, instead of a commentator. :lol:

Yeah I have all these great ideas and I don't understand why no one is willing to give someone with little to no experience tens of millions of dollars to make movie.

The thing is that you need drive to get anywhere in life. If you don't have the desire, then no one is ever going to trust you with tens of millions of dollars. You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.

[megabyteme]

You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.

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[IdolEyes787]

The thing is that you need drive to get anywhere in life. If you don't have the desire, then no one is ever going to trust you with tens of millions of dollars. You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.

That seems a bit pushy, not to mention like far too much work simply to afford a bigger house with a second bathroom.
No I think I shall stick with my original plan of lollygagging in the sun and befriending squirrels in what I feel is the quite real hope one will find a bag of money in a tree and leave it to me in his will. :)

Thanks anyway for the advice,ridiculous as it is.:)

[Vestibule]

I'd also work in Bowie's Space Oddity into the soundtrack. Likely while they're drifting around because that's brilliant in it's sheer obviousness.:)


yes it is... if only to turn on a new generation to the single most iconic artist of modern times...

[tevo]

I win!!

[Mr. Mulder]

/banned.

Haisup 'girlfriends :kiss:

i went and had a filling this morning at t'dentist, i've got this hawt little Mexican dentist now, today was the second time i've seen her. I had a filling done on one of my back teeth and the whole time she was resting her dirty potatoes on my face, it was super hawt :naughty:

i wouldn't mind giving her a filling, if you know what i'm saying.

It's sex. Sex is what i am saying :mellow:

[Snee]

I was in the zone for like two hours today, dawgs.

I was writing code like a boss.

The rest of the day I was answering questions from other people :dabs:

[Snee]

Just picked up a bluray copy of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the post office as well. Today is a good day, and tonight is saved.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVMTs0Stq4&feature=player_detailpage#t=107

Apparently the bored wrecks bookmarks on yotube clips, so just forward to 1:45 for the point of the video.

[TheFoX]

The thing is that you need drive to get anywhere in life. If you don't have the desire, then no one is ever going to trust you with tens of millions of dollars. You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.

That seems a bit pushy, not to mention like far too much work simply to afford a bigger house with a second bathroom.

Sod the big house with the second bathroom. I'm more interested in the private plane and yacht anchored off Monaco.

Simply put, if you want big, you need to think big. Small thinkers go unnoticed.

If you want something bad enough, you need to go and grab it. Be brash, not bashful. If you don't put yourself forward, you may end up like Oleg, whining about his lot in life.

[IdolEyes787]

i went and had a filling this morning at t'dentist, i've got this hawt little Mexican dentist now, today was the second time i've seen her. I had a filling done on one of my back teeth and the whole time she was resting her dirty potatoes on my face, it was super hawt :naughty:

i wouldn't mind giving her a filling, if you know what i'm saying.

It's sex. Sex is what i am saying :mellow:

A warning.The following may prove to be offensive to some but since stereotypes require a lot less time and effort than learning the actual truth I basically go with them whenever possible.

....................

I've noticed that you're very interested in with sex.Are you absolutely,positively sure that you're English?

[IdolEyes787]

That seems a bit pushy, not to mention like far too much work simply to afford a bigger house with a second bathroom.

Sod the big house with the second bathroom. I'm more interested in the private plane and yacht anchored off Monaco.

Simply put, if you want big, you need to think big. Small thinkers go unnoticed.

If you want something bad enough, you need to go and grab it. Be brash, not bashful. If you don't put yourself forward, you may end up like Oleg, whining about his lot in life.

Yeah but the second bathroom has granite counters and one of those faucets that turns on and off when you wave your hand over it.:)

[megabyteme]

Sod the big house with the second bathroom. I'm more interested in the private plane and yacht anchored off Monaco.

Simply put, if you want big, you need to think big. Small thinkers go unnoticed.

If you want something bad enough, you need to go and grab it. Be brash, not bashful. If you don't put yourself forward, you may end up like Oleg, whining about his lot in life.

I see what you are saying. We've gotta go find a rich guy and force him to give me us all his monies.

Anyone know where Idol lives? Other than his carpet, I think his house might be pretty nice. :shifty:

[IdolEyes787]

I'm pretty sure that no one can force me to do anything.

I might have to have myself labelled a terrorist and abducted by the CIA just to test this theory out.:)

[megabyteme]

Mexican dentist

1. I saw a globe once, and there was A LOT of blue stuff between Mexico and England. I doubt anyone could swim that far- even a Mexican.

2. Mexican. Dentist. Obviously, there were 2 people in the room with you.

3. Surely, you were mistaken and the cleaning lady (probably from Spain- one could swim from there) rubbed her boobs on your eyes so she could steal your wallet AND identity.

[IdolEyes787]

You're being incredibly racist.
Clearly the Mexican lady could have been a dentist as I assume the cartel requires dental work too,occasionally.

Anyway this weekend it's Thanksgiving in Canada,so I would like to take the opportunity to give thanks for the return of The Walking Dead,hopefully with less The Governor and Carl finally dying in some horrific way.

Also I'm hoping that this will be the year where someone on the show actually talks in a setting realistic manner.

I'm pretty sure that given similar circumstance most people's vocabulary would consist entirely of crying like a little girl and the word "fuck".

[Mr. Mulder]

you're all being super racist. Clearly she was the president of Mexico and just wanted a better life for her self. And clearly her and I will run away together but not to Mexico because that's gross. And clearly she wants me to slap her dirty pillows around and somehow the misses would be ok with this then we'd all get ice cream :eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

I'm pretty sure that given similar circumstance most people's vocabulary would consist entirely of crying like a little girl and the work "fuck".

I believe the above sentence has been pilfered from Macky's diary without proper citation. :no:

[IdolEyes787]

you're all being super racist. Clearly she was the president of Mexico and just wanted a better life for her self. And clearly her and I will run away together but not to Mexico because that's gross. And clearly she wants me to slap her dirty pillows around and somehow the misses would be ok with this then we'd all get ice cream :eyebrows:

You know right up until you wrote that, I was of the belief that Mexico was ruled by a chief or maybe a warlord like the US.

[ziggyjuarez]

Took lsd-like drug yesterday and it turned my android into a ios7 device.

[Vestibule]

Took lsd-like drug yesterday and it turned my android into a ios7 device.

Sorry about your bad trip....

[mjmacky]

I was typing a text message today and it rather accurately predicted 12-year-old with the dashes and everything. Fucking little girls, am I right?

[Mr. Mulder]

Fucking-little-girls

[mjmacky]

Fucking-little-girls

That would be correctly used in the following context: "I'm exhausted after a genitally abusing fucking-little-girls night. Forget their morning pains, there is only one of me."

[Mr. Mulder]

so...... :unsure: .......they're 16 right?? :unsure:

just watched the new episode of The Boring Dead

lots of boring new characters to flesh it out into lots of unnecessary episodes, lots of terrible looking cgi face stabbings, lots of car sponsorship and the old tried and tested formula of rick wondering off and having a revelation while some other stuff fills out the rest of the 42 minutes. the bit at the very end was inevitable given the filthy world they live in, they could have had a zombie pig but instead they make that faggot with glasses into a zombie. Gay. :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

so...... :unsure: .......they're 16 right?? :unsure:

just watched the new episode of The Boring Dead

lots of boring new characters to flesh it out into lots of unnecessary episodes, lots of terrible looking cgi face stabbings, lots of car sponsorship and the old tried and tested formula of rick wondering off and having a revelation while some other stuff fills out the rest of the 42 minutes. the bit at the very end was inevitable given the filthy world they live in, they could have had a zombie pig but instead they make that faggot with glasses into a zombie. Gay. :snooty:

If it rains everyday,sooner or later you get use to the rain.

That's why good horror (or drama) has peaks and valleys and why it was smart for the producers of TWD to start the season with the characters beginning to believe that everything is going to be OK because clearly it is not.

Also as I'm not 12, if anything the premiere moved too quickly and would probably have been better served to have stuck strictly to the portending but then like I said I'm not 12.

They also only really introduced one new character as Karen seems to be merely there as an adjunct to Tyreese's character and the other people mere zombie fodder.

Anyway http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/10/14/the-walking-dead-returns-to-record-viewership/

Up 30% from last year.I don't know if any show that's four years into it's run has ever seen such an increase in viewership.
Also is you take into account delayed viewing and the like you can easily add several million people to that total.

[Mr. Mulder]

i wonder what the spin-off is going to be about :eyebrows: apparently it’s going to run parallel to TWD but be completely different. I think the story will be about a bunch of greedy Jew writers whom have made vast amounts of money from dragging the series out with filler, car sponsorship and product placement but find its never enough...

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[IdolEyes787]

I've never really noticed the car product placements as it's not like Hyundais are the only cars they use.

Also when you say that someone a lawyer and then adding greedy and Jew you are basically being redundant. Sort of like calling someone an evil Nazi.

Anyway I believe there is some sort of push on to clean up all this unnecessary redundancy as apparently you're now suppose to refer to someone from south of the border simply as a "Mexican" and not "greasy Mexican" as previously thought correct.

[IdolEyes787]

I'd also like to add,at least at the time of this post,this site has the worst members in the history of sites and members and history.

[Mr. Mulder]

I've never really noticed the car product placements as it's not like Hyundais are the only cars they use.

Also when you say that someone a lawyer and then adding greedy and Jew you are basically being redundant. Sort of like calling someone an evil Nazi.

Anyway I believe there is some sort of push on to clean up all this unnecessary redundancy as apparently you're now suppose to refer to someone from south of the border simply as a "Mexican" and not "greasy Mexican" as previously thought correct.

what if they've been munching a massive taco and have super greasy fingers?

[megabyteme]

I've never really noticed the car product placements as it's not like Hyundais are the only cars they use.

Hyundais are manufactured in Korea, so it is very possible the management kept the workforce building cars in spite of the Apocalypse. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

what if they've been munching a massive taco and have super greasy fingers?


What do you mean "What if?"

Remember we're talking Mexicans here.

[Artemis]

I'd also like to add,at least at the time of this post,this site has the worst members in the history of sites and members and history.

You are of course including yourself in this inimitable cast I suppose? :eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

I'd also like to add,at least at the time of this post,this site has the worst members in the history of sites and members and history.

You are of course including yourself in this inimitable cast I suppose? :eyebrows:

If nothing else, I am a man of the people ppl.

Anyway as some ghey poet type wrote "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".:)

[Artemis]

You are of course including yourself in this inimitable cast I suppose? :eyebrows:

If nothing else, I am a man of the people ppl.

Anyway as some ghey poet type wrote "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".:)

Well that's alright then.... although in your case it is more a case of raining than reigning.

[Mr. Mulder]

Dawgs. :emo:

Bored of my job i've had for over three years, started looking for a new jawb. Just need to finish off my C.V by drawing a massive magenta penis on the front page, so they know what's up.

Hoping to leave this side of Christmas but I’m probably gonna have to take a pay cut wherever i end up. :emo:

[megabyteme]

Just need to finish off my C.V by drawing a massive magenta penis on the front page, so they know what's up.

Coincidentally, Idol says he's badly in need of staff. :idunno:

[TheFoX]

Just need to finish off my C.V by drawing a massive magenta penis on the front page, so they know what's up.

Coincidentally, Idol says he's badly in need of a staff. :idunno:

Having trouble walking, is he?

[IdolEyes787]

Dawgs. :emo:

Bored of my job i've had for over three years, started looking for a new jawb. Just need to finish off my C.V by drawing a massive magenta penis on the front page, so they know what's up.

Hoping to leave this side of Christmas but I’m probably gonna have to take a pay cut wherever i end up. :emo:

As you're in computers or IT or something, obviously your job would be boring.

If you had bothered to think things through properly you could have chosen a more exciting line of work,like international assassin or rock star or spartan warrior or the guy that tests out parachutes to be sure that they work properly before the company sells them to people.

So basically what I am saying is you've no one to blame but yourself and maybe God*.


*Atheists obviously fail to see the value in always having a convenient scapegoat.:)

[IdolEyes787]

In other news ,obviously Hollywood has adopted some evil new strategy to fight filesharing where they only release movies that are incredibly bad so no one has the slightest desire to pirate them.:mellow:

[Artemis]

Dawgs. :emo:

Bored of my job i've had for over three years, started looking for a new jawb. Just need to finish off my C.V by drawing a massive magenta penis on the front page, so they know what's up.

Hoping to leave this side of Christmas but I’m probably gonna have to take a pay cut wherever i end up. :emo:

If you go for a more corporate friendly colour for the 'logo' on your C.V. then it will impress your prospective employers that you are more of a team player, rather than a rugged individualist with a colour like magenta. May I suggest cornflour blue?

[Et tu]

Lol, butts.


Anyways...

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[megabyteme]

Coincidentally, Idol says he's badly in need of a staff. :idunno:

Having trouble walking, is he?

It's worse than you'd think. He was in a bar the other night, and got his stool pushed in several times.

[Skiz]

Dawgs. :emo:

Bored of my job i've had for over three years, started looking for a new jawb. Just need to finish off my C.V by drawing a massive magenta penis on the front page, so they know what's up.

Hoping to leave this side of Christmas but I’m probably gonna have to take a pay cut wherever i end up. :emo:

The bored needs a new Manager. Definitely a pay cut tho. :mellow:

[drakened]

I want to wins the internets!

[megabyteme]

Dawgs. :emo:

Bored of my job i've had for over three years, started looking for a new jawb. Just need to finish off my C.V by drawing a massive magenta penis on the front page, so they know what's up.

Hoping to leave this side of Christmas but I’m probably gonna have to take a pay cut wherever i end up. :emo:

The bored needs a new Manager. Definitely a pay cut tho. :mellow:

I'll run on a platform of, "no foreigners". :01:

[TheFoX]

The bored needs a new Manager. I'm bored. Do you suggest that I need managing?

[ziggyjuarez]

I want to wins the internets!

Fuck you.i got this.

[Snee]

/Little Shop of Horrors

Rick Moranis ftw.

[Snee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3mrKW-Nk0

[Mr. Mulder]

little shawp of hawrers >* +1.

/morning, you sexy internets :lookaroun

[Mr. Mulder]

its Walking Dead Monday :eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3mrKW-Nk0

The original may be the weirdest and inadvertently disturbing movie that I've ever laid eyes upon so basically I've sworn off talking plant films.

[Alien5]

Who do I need to suck off to get an invite to BTN?

[Mr. Mulder]

i had a dream last night that a pigeon flew into my room and when i went to pick it up its feathers became a porcelain shell and the pigeon was inside its self :eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

i had a dream last night that a pigeon flew into my room and when i went to pick it up its feathers became a porcelain shell and the pigeon was inside its self :eyebrows:

I have a doctorate in Psychology and I can tell you for a fact that you're dream means that you are subconsciously struggling with your need to come out of the closet.:)

That will be 250 dollars,fag.

[Mr. Mulder]

That explains that other dream i had about sucking all those dicks :kiss:

[mjmacky]

That explains that other dream i had about sucking all those dicks :kiss:

On the contrary, that's just a longing for childhood (commonly known as nostalgia).

[Snee]

So. Orphan Black is sort of watchable.

Utopia too, although that's more of an acquired taste*.







*I <3 Jessica Hyde and her cold, dead eyes.