Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[mjmacky]

Is there like an actual special day or something?

Edit 1: Nevermind, I can't attach a fucking picture.

Edit 2: Did it fucking attach, what the fuck is going on?

[IdolEyes787]

That explains that other dream i had about sucking all those dicks :kiss:

Yeah there is that but on the upside I bet you're a really good dresser.:)

[IdolEyes787]

Is there like an actual special day or something?


According to Google it's the 216th anniversary of the first parachute jump and also coincidentally the 216th anniversary of the first time anyone ever died from jumping off something high, wearing a parachute.

[Artemis]

Is there like an actual special day or something?


According to Google it's the 216th anniversary of the first parachute jump and also coincidentally the 216th anniversary of the first time anyone ever died from jumping off something high, wearing a parachute.

Then it wasn't really a parachute per se, more a parafuckup.... (somebody should have told them to flap :yup:)

[Mr. Mulder]

That explains that other dream i had about sucking all those dicks :kiss:

Yeah there is that but on the upside I bet you're a really good dresser.:)


Hmmm... ......i am fabulous... :eyebrows:


In other news, i'm on the last Game Of Thrones/Song of Ice & Fire book - A Dance With Dragons 2: After The Feast. It has been awesome!! I dunno what to read once this is done with, i don't think the next one will be out for months yet :unsure:

[Snee]

Read some better fantasy instead?

Like, idk, Gardens of the Moon and its sequels.

Or sci-fi, which is kind of like good fantasy but with spaceships and even better. Accelerando by Charles Stross, maybe, or The Quantum Thief, by Hannu Rajaniemi.

[Snee]

The kryptonian penal system, the basics: Stick the criminal into a giant dildo and send them into another dimension.

[Skiz]

= I dunno what to read once this is done with, i don't think the next one will be out for months yet :unsure:

Usually not my kind of book, but I finished this one recently after it had been recommended to me. Fucking incredible read.

https://www.google.com/search?q=the+glass+castle&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS551US551&oq=the+glass+castle&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2753j0j9&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

[Vestibule]

Yeah there is that but on the upside I bet you're a really good dresser.:)


Hmmm... ......i am fabulous... :eyebrows:


In other news, i'm on the last Game Of Thrones/Song of Ice & Fire book - A Dance With Dragons 2: After The Feast. It has been awesome!! I dunno what to read once this is done with, i don't think the next one will be out for months yet :unsure:

Everything else will seem like a let down after that... only thing to do is (re-) read Isaac Asimov's Foundation series or perhaps The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett... if you have not already...

[Mr. Mulder]

i'm not too fond of reading about sci-fi's, if i can't see the spaceships and spandex then my mind automatically makes everything look like TNG :eyebrows: ....are the girl with the dragon tattoo bewks any good? I saw the film they made about it with james bond, it had internets and rape it wasn't too bad :eyebrows:

in other news, have any of you ever forced ubuntu onto a tablet before? I see they have ubuntu touch out, a proper tablet OS wot they've made but i'd like to force a full desktop version onto a cheap tablet i have with ARM architecture, i've seen screenshots of humans doing this but no guides. With ubuntu touch it seems you just need to plug the tablet into a ubuntu box and there's a one click installer but i can't find any info on forcing something like ubuntu 13.x onto a tablet

[Mr. Mulder]

so i'm getting ripped off on eBay and i just threatened to kill the man in his sleep, i wonder what will come of it :dabs:

[Snee]

i'm not too fond of reading about sci-fi's, if i can't see the spaceships and spandex then my mind automatically makes everything look like TNG :eyebrows: ....are the girl with the dragon tattoo bewks any good? I saw the film they made about it with james bond, it had internets and rape it wasn't too bad :eyebrows:


:idunno: Saw the original movies, and that was enough for me.

As for the sci-fi I recommended, there's combat autism ( :glag: ) and buttplugs and stuff, so you know it's gonna be good.

And, anyways, Gardens of the Moon is fantasy, so what is your excuse now, what, well?


Stross also wrote a series of books that fall somewhere in between sci-fi and fantasy, beginning with the Atrocity Archives iirc. It's got no spaceships but heroic IT guise doing magic, I shit you not.

[Skiz]

i'm not too fond of reading about sci-fi's, if i can't see the spaceships and spandex then my mind automatically makes everything look like TNG :eyebrows: ....are the girl with the dragon tattoo bewks any good? I saw the film they made about it with james bond, it had internets and rape it wasn't too bad :eyebrows:



Yes, I liked the first one the best and the middle book the least. Honestly, you could just read the first book and be done. I'd say the second two are optional.

The Swedish (I think) version of the movie was much better.

[Mr. Mulder]

Casual-Friday/Pay-Day Sup :smilie4:

[Snee]

The Swedish (I think) version of the movie was much better.

Swedish, yes, so less compromises for censorship, for one thing. The second movie was all right too, but the third, while still well made, dragged on for too long, although I may have seen an extended version, so a theatrical version might be better paced.

Also: Noomi Rapace > Rooney Mara.

[Mr. Mulder]

i was listening to the Sons of Anarchy soundtrack on youtube, then a bit of bob dylan and when the song ended Youtube recommended me Eminem ft. Rihanna :blink: I don't know what either of those things are but i'm going to run a full virus scan just to be safe...

[Snee]

So, as I was heading home, I decided to stop by at a store I frequently frequent. As I was parking my bike, I came upon an indian, or possibly pakistani, portly gentleman wearing the douchiest sports jacket I have ever seen, ever.

He was relieving himself against one of the store's walls. So I started thinking: Perhaps he's unfamiliar with the concept of toilets; perhaps they don't have them where he's from, because why else might he be taking a wee against a wall, the other side of which there's a restroom. Perhaps he's not heard of hygiene either, I thought, as he was running his hands through his hair and walking away briskly. But then I thought that maybe I was being a bit racist, and perhaps he's just a fucking idiot. And then I thought that maybe the appropriate response might be to punch him in his stupid pudgy face. Just on the off-chance that that might be how they say hello in his village.

I didn't, though, because who knows what else he might have been touching and putting in his face.

And thus, bad hygiene saves the day. There's a lesson to be learned here.

[mjmacky]

So, as I was heading home, I decided to stop by at a store I frequently frequent. As I was parking my bike, I came upon an indian, or possibly pakistani, portly gentleman wearing the douchiest sports jacket I have ever seen, ever.

He was relieving himself against one of the store's walls. So I started thinking: Perhaps he's unfamiliar with the concept of toilets; perhaps they don't have them where he's from, because why else might he be taking a wee against a wall, the other side of which there's a restroom. Perhaps he's not heard of hygiene either, I thought, as he was running his hands through his hair and walking away briskly. But then I thought that maybe I was being a bit racist, and perhaps he's just a fucking idiot. And then I thought that maybe the appropriate response might be to punch him in his stupid pudgy face. Just on the off-chance that that might be how they say hello in his village.

I didn't, though, because who knows what else he might have been touching and putting in his face.

And thus, bad hygiene saves the day. There's a lesson to be learned here.

Yeah, there's a plethora of scenarios you have forgotten to consider. Maybe he detests the establishment, or perhaps he was trying to hastily evacuate a microchip that government aliens installed to monitor his obviously busy sex life. You don't know, you don't know what government aliens are scheming.

[Snee]

That's the most sense I've ever seen you post :o

[ziggyjuarez]

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[megabyteme]

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Fix'd.

[mjmacky]

That's the most sense I've ever seen you post :o

That's the meanest thing you've ever written.

[ziggyjuarez]

Lol

[harutik_11]

I just sharted :(

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning honkies.

There's meant to be a hurricane where i am or some shit, i got the bus to work and saw bins laying on the ground. Gates open when they should be closed, fucking carnage!! :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

I just sharted :(

your mum sharted and you were but a mere undigested corn kernel clinging desperately to its smelly remnants.

[anon]

sharted

What? :blink:

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzaifhSw2c

[Biggles]

RIP Lou

May all tomorrow's parties be perfect

[Skiz]

I'm done being bukkaked with Lou Reed articles for one day.

[Artemis]

Fine then, R.I.P. Mrs Krabappel a.k.a. Marcia Wallace...

[megabyteme]

Fine then, R.I.P. Mrs Krabappel a.k.a. Marcia Wallace...

That's too bad. :(

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[mjmacky]

Did all the colored girls stop going, "do doo do doo do do doo"?

[Snee]

You should ask chalice's girlfriend. She might have inside information.

[Snee]

Anyways, here's something to cheer everynyun up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIoBrob3bjI

[harutik_11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, nerds!!!

this morning i will mostly be creating reports. i had made these report templates last year but since then someone has taken it upon themselves to delete them as well as tamper with the source data :dabs:

[mjmacky]

Sup, nerds!!!

this morning i will mostly be creating reports. i had made these report templates last year but since then someone has taken it upon themselves to delete them as well as tamper with the source data :dabs:

Is this what happens when you stick around, you eventually degenerate into discussing reports? I'm having a difficult time interpreting the sex scenario that arises from said situation. I can't be bothered to use my imagination either.

[megabyteme]

Sup, nerds!!!

this morning i will mostly be creating reports. i had made these report templates last year but since then someone has taken it upon themselves to delete them as well as tamper with the source data :dabs:

Is this what happens when you stick around, you eventually degenerate into discussing reports? I'm having a difficult time interpreting the sex scenario that arises from said situation. I can't be bothered to use my imagination either.

In fairness, he's never started a discussion on bicycles or shoes. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

How about bicycle shoes?

I mean I love my Sidis but I have to admit that those Northwave Extremes are one sexy shoe.:)

[Snee]

Blah.

I only wear Times for cycling shoes, now.

Wider toe box, see.

[IdolEyes787]

Yeah but you're a hippy and would wear Birkenstock cycling shoes if they made them.

[Snee]

That's the first time anyone has evar called me a hippie, and over wearing my carbon fibre reinforced silver space-shoe looking cycling shoes, too.

I'm so very chuffed.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm assuming you're really chuffed from all the dope you been smoking.

Also I have like 3 pairs of Times butt didn't they stop making them or something?

PS All Italian shoes run narrow,hippy.

[Snee]

They may well have stopped making them. I picked mine up a couple of years ago, but they're still in good shape. I'll be sad if I wear them out and can't get another pair.

I've only got a pair of those, and a pair of quoc phams for if I need cycling shoes that are less conspicuous, left in rotation. I do have other ones too somewhere, but I stopped using them.

[IdolEyes787]

my carbon fibre reinforced silver space-shoe looking cycling shoes.



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Minus the "in good shape" part.

[Artemis]

Sup, nerds!!!

this morning i will mostly be creating reports. i had made these report templates last year but since then someone has taken it upon themselves to delete them as well as tamper with the source data :dabs:
I suggest a prolonged revenge mission to hunt down the obliging soul who 'helpfully' removed the templates and the source data, and then prune random datasets from their profile in the active directory so that their existence flits in and out as far as the network is concerned. :naughty:

[mjmacky]

The discussion on reports enticed Art. Where's the other resident expert on professionally boring things, i.e., wanker?

[megabyteme]

The discussion on reports enticed Art. Where's the other resident expert on professionally boring things, i.e., wanker?

If anything would summon him, it would be spreadsheet talk. :no:

[harutik_11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ[/QUOTE]

[Skiz]

Another Doors link? :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning buttholes!!!

got woken up at 5 this morning by the misseses cats, throwing their toy mice against the bedroom door trying to get in, little cunts. :dabs:

In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to :eyebrows:

And in further news, i've been pretty much given one of these:

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an 8 inch android tablet, i think its entry level - 1.5Ghz, 1GB but seems alright. Good enough to watch incestuous torture porn on the bus.

[mjmacky]

The discussion on reports enticed Art. Where's the other resident expert on professionally boring things, i.e., wanker?

If anything would summon him, it would be spreadsheet talk. :no:

I think he's more interested in talking about spread cheeks.

[mjmacky]

In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to :eyebrows:

Now is the time for an update on my IBS. I've been drinking these little probiotic solutions, and they've been keeping my ass in line way more effectively than eating yogurt ever did. After about 4 months of at least 1 yogurt a day, I was pretty sick of the genre.

Luckily Emi had turned me onto these little drinkable shots, which fall within the class of products aimed at the Hispanic population. A pack of 5 runs me $0.88 at Wally World. I think it's called Bio Salud!, but I can't be sure since I never really deconstructed all the Mexican on the packaging.

I've been on them for 4 months, and my toilet escapades have resumed a pre-appendectomy level of service. Additionally, my shit don't stink, and that's a good thing, for I have been satisfied with not having stinky shit throughout the years.

[Mr. Mulder]

Bio Salad? :ghey:

[Snee]

Morning buttholes!!!

got woken up at 5 this morning by the misseses cats, throwing their toy mice against the bedroom door trying to get in, little cunts. :dabs:

In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to :eyebrows:

And in further news, i've been pretty much given one of these:

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an 8 inch android tablet, i think its entry level - 1.5Ghz, 1GB but seems alright. Good enough to watch incestuous torture porn on the bus.
But how is for watching clips of ladyboys bumming each other? I mean, incestuous torture porn is so 2012.

[Snee]

Really, we shouldn't have to figure these things out by ourselves. Any reviewer worth their salt should have a decent collection of mainstream pron like that.

[Mr. Mulder]

it can play some wenches with wangs but not all. It seems to struggle mostly with any videos of everyone here's mothers.

[megabyteme]

it can play some wenches with wangs but not all. It seems to struggle mostly with any videos of everyone here's mothers.

Sorry, it's probably just my mom hogging up the screen space. :(

[megabyteme]

In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to :eyebrows:

Now is the time for an update on my IBS. I've been drinking these little probiotic solutions, and they've been keeping my ass in line way more effectively than eating yogurt ever did. After about 4 months of at least 1 yogurt a day, I was pretty sick of the genre.

Luckily Emi had turned me onto these little drinkable shots, which fall within the class of products aimed at the Hispanic population. A pack of 5 runs me $0.88 at Wally World. I think it's called Bio Salud!, but I can't be sure since I never really deconstructed all the Mexican on the packaging.

I've been on them for 4 months, and my toilet escapades have resumed a pre-appendectomy level of service. Additionally, my shit don't stink, and that's a good thing, for I have been satisfied with not having stinky shit throughout the years.

Coincidentally, Idol keeps a regular diet of at least 5 fapfulls of probikers daily.

[mjmacky]

Coincidentally, Idol keeps a regular diet of at least 5 fapfulls of probikers daily.

I'm pretty sure he squeezes some images of body builders in there. His WC magazine selection should be at least that diverse.

[Snee]

So, I've been reading some of GlennBeck38's posts, and I'm starting to think that he might just be a tiny bit mental.

Tiny, tiny bit.

[IdolEyes787]

So, I've been reading some of GlennBeck38's posts, and I'm starting to think that he might just be a tiny bit mental.

Tint, tiny bit.

Search "Glenn Beck" and your suspicions will be confirmed.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm pretty sure he squeezes some images of body builders in there. His WC magazine selection should be at least that diverse.

:idunno:I'd do her.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK29zn2DTL4


Btw I had to look up WC because here in Canada they're known as oothouses.

[Vestibule]

Damn... I don't have the right shoes... I do however have an oothouse...
I like her big muscle groups:shifty:

[megabyteme]

I'd do her.

Like anyone here believes you. :mellow:

[mjmacky]

I'd do her.

Like anyone here believes you. :mellow:

I think he was talking about the bitch on the right.

[mjmacky]

Btw I had to look up WC because here in Canada they're known as oothouses.

I usually only use it in Serbian (vay tsay), but I made an exception here because I thought the use of closet was appropriate.

[IdolEyes787]

Because you're a big homo,you mean?

[IdolEyes787]

I usually only use it in Serbian...

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Freud
Freud who?
Freud also says you're a big homo.:)

[Skiz]

No interesting Muldy Halloween stories yet? :mellow:

[mjmacky]

I usually only use it in Serbian...

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Freud
Freud who?
Freud also says you're a big homo.:)

Freud and other accusers just have a deep seated interest in me being a homo, and I'm sure it stems back to wanting to have sex with mothers.

[Mr. Mulder]

No interesting Muldy Halloween stories yet? :mellow:

the misses was working so my scumbag friend brought his 4 year old kid round and we got high and watched him play Ben10 (the kid, lyke) :idunno: ....just three/four years ago i would have gone out with a couple of grams and tamed some strange but I’m pretty much married now or at least receive the restrictions of such an awful act :ermm: Got to move in with her in January, shits getting way too grown-up :no:


/in other news, got an interview a week from today :01: finished the last Game Of Thrones book :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems :smilie4: True story :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

Didn't Hitler tell a similar story in his lesser known publication, Mein Kraft?

[Mr. Mulder]

I didn't know Hitler played Mine Craft but if I saw him on there i'd grief on his castles :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[megabyteme]

...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems :smilie4: True story :smilie4:

I don't honestly know much about Mine Craft, but it kinda sounds like FST where you have to build stuffs.

I'll just stick with FST. Building is sooo for immigrants.

[IdolEyes787]

...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems :smilie4: True story :smilie4:

If anyone is interested,the same thing also woks in real life.:)

[Snee]

...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems :smilie4: True story :smilie4:

I'll just file that under funny stories I can't actually repeat to anyone I know IRL.

[Snee]

lulz. (http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/movies/xvidhd/117122-Percy-Jackson-Sea-of-Monsters-2013-ENG-720p-WEB-DL-XviD-AC3-PolishQuality#comment)

So yeah, avoid that.

[megabyteme]

Because car salesman are usually slim oozing bastards...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q02BXGDSDkE

:happy:

http://jalopnik.com/that-jeff-gordon-terrifying-a-car-salesman-pepsi-ad-is-453519481

Kinda fun anyway...

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi, SnnY! Have you read the Iain Banks Culture series?? :eyebrows:

[ziggyjuarez]

White flower!

[mjmacky]

White flower!

White flour!

[megabyteme]

White flower!

White flour!

Old school (t-shirt hell FTW!):

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And new school:

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[Snee]

Hoi, SnnY! Have you read the Iain Banks Culture series?? :eyebrows:

Yeah. They're all good, even the short story when they go to Earth.

[mjmacky]

I've been to Earth, it was meh.

[Snee]

It totally is. You have to be a pretty good author to make it interesting.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ip_ySjzcc

:glag: @ #2

[Mr. Mulder]

Got a Nexus 7 sup :happy:

[IdolEyes787]

Sup.I got some Romaleos 2's.

I'm still working out exactly how to play Angry Birds on them.

[megabyteme]

Sup.I got some Romaleos 2's.

I'm still working out exactly how to play Angry Birds on them.

I believe it involves kicking pigeons. Maybe a duck, if you are in a nice park. :idunno:


BTW, you have more shoes than most women. :ghey:

[IdolEyes787]

I try to balance it out by not owning any socks and only one pair of underwear.:)

[IdolEyes787]

Also when you say "most women" are you speaking collectively because I'm pretty sure my closet is no where big enough for that to be true.

[megabyteme]

Also when you say "most women" are you speaking collectively because I'm pretty sure my closet is no where big enough for that to be true.

No one underestimates the sheer magnitude of your closet. :no:

[IdolEyes787]

Honestly I feed you the straight lines because I believe you lack the imagination to come up with anything funny yourself.


See I just did it again.
Don't disappoint me.

[megabyteme]

Don't disappoint me.

As your whole life has been a disappointment, it is beyond my powers to change it for you.

[Skiz]

Got a Nexus 7 sup :happy:

Solid choice. New one? I have one of the first editions but it's laggy as fk on pages with pictures. I hear the new ones are much quicker.

[TheFoX]

I try to balance it out by not owning any socks and only one pair of underwear.:)

You sound like one of those cross dressers we hear about. Do you have transgender issues?

[IdolEyes787]

Nope.Never had any problems with giant robots.



Yet.




At least that I know of.

[IdolEyes787]

Got a Nexus 7 sup :happy:

Solid choice. New one? I have one of the first editions but it's laggy as fk on pages with pictures. I hear the new ones are much quicker.

No equal love for my Romaleos 2's?I thought you better than that.

No honestly I did.

Ok I didn't but let's all pretend I did so things won't get more uncomfortable.

Oops,too late.:pinch:

[IdolEyes787]

Hoi Fox I wanted to see what you were doing so I looked at your profile and I noticed you were viewing your attachment.

[TheFoX]

Hoi Fox I wanted to see what you were doing so I looked at your profile and I noticed you were viewing your attachment.

That's funny, because I was offline when you checked my profile.

[mjmacky]

Hoi Fox I wanted to see what you were doing so I looked at your profile and I noticed you were viewing your attachment.

That's funny, because I was offline when you checked my profile.

Exactly... offline viewing your attachment

[TheFoX]

That's funny, because I was offline when you checked my profile.

Exactly... offline viewing your attachment

Can you actually do it offline? I thought you needed an internet connection to do that sort of stuff? Unless, of course, you have it in a local cache, I suppose.


Mind you, now that I know that I am under surveillance by several members of FST, I'll have to be more careful what I do either online or offline, won't I?

[mjmacky]

Exactly... offline viewing your attachment

Can you actually do it offline? I thought you needed an internet connection to do that sort of stuff? Unless, of course, you have it in a local cache, I suppose.


Mind you, now that I know that I am under surveillance by several members of FST, I'll have to be more careful what I do either online or offline, won't I?

The increasing availability of high speed internet over the past decade has made online viewing of our attachments a norm. Prior to that, we'd do some online viewing of our attachments, but most of it was offline. However, we tend to reserve the viewing of our attachments offline these days when we are with a partner. You yourself have made a point to view your attachment offline, and did it seem a task of unprecedented challenge to do so?

[mjmacky]

I forgot to mention that attachment viewing over cellular networks has been on the rise, where the anecdotes exist with current celebrities (politicians, professional athlete's, etc.)

[IdolEyes787]

Exactly... offline viewing your attachment

Can you actually do it offline? I thought you needed an internet connection to do that sort of stuff? Unless, of course, you have it in a local cache, I suppose.


Mind you, now that I know that I am under surveillance by several members of FST, I'll have to be more careful what I do either online or offline, won't I?

Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".:mellow:

[mjmacky]

Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".:mellow:

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[wayne997]

posted lol

[megabyteme]

posted lol

So much for still waters running deep. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

posted lol

So much for still waters running deep. :idunno:

I bet he thinks lighting farts is the height of wit.

[mjmacky]

So much for still waters running deep. :idunno:

I bet he thinks lighting farts is the height of wit.

Did the corresponding conversation to said hijinks prompt a pun on methane? If so, bravo, for that's a rare and well founded opportunity.

[Mr. Mulder]

Got a Nexus 7 sup :happy:

Solid choice. New one? I have one of the first editions but it's laggy as fk on pages with pictures. I hear the new ones are much quicker.

Yeah dawg, the 2013 edition :happy: It was 50 squids more than the first one, thought it was worth it for future proofing lyke. Couple of things i don't like, no micro sd expansion and no mini HDMI out. But other than that its the tits!! I was playing The Dark Knight Rises game on it last night, looked awesome with no lag. It feels so smooth in my hands :mushy:

[Mr. Mulder]

i also ran out of electricity last night and had to survive the night on a laptop and tablet charge like a savage :no: had to get dressed in the dark this morning not realising i spilt Dr. Pepper on my work trousers t'other night and it looks like ive pished my self, unless i actually pished my self which hasn't happened in quite some time as i'm a big boy now :eyebrows:

[{I}{K}{E}]

I win!

[wayne997]

re posted
kind regards copyleft

[IdolEyes787]

re posted
kind regards copyleft

No I was wrong,it is possibly to post something stupider than you did originally.

[TheFoX]

Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".:mellow:

Did you type that while under the influence?

[mjmacky]

Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".:mellow:

Did you type that while under the influence?

You did mean to imply it was under the influence of continuity, yes?

[Alien5]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nb9s4LEts0g&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dnb9s4LEts0g

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai 'Girl'frens :kiss:

went for a job interview yesterday innit, think it went well. Its a Linux role though, all my qualifications are M$ ....now we play the waiting game....... :eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

http://collegepoison.com/

Cool stuff for guys. Humor, chicks, fashion ( :ghey: ) , gadgets, sports, etc.

[Snee]

Hai 'Girl'frens :kiss:

went for a job interview yesterday innit, think it went well. Its a Linux role though, all my qualifications are M$ ....now we play the waiting game....... :eyebrows:

I hope you grew a neckbeard beforehand. A good neckbeard accounts for like 50% of your final score in anything linux-related.

Also, if they ask for your favourite text editor, it's probably a trick question to which the only answer is gedit, or maybe emacs if they look like mac-fags.

[Snee]

If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.

True story.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyqEjatCSe0

[Mr. Mulder]

If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.

True story.

It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years :sadwalk:

[mjmacky]

If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.

True story.

It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years :sadwalk:

So, you're saying the average vagina is hairier than you?

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[Mr. Mulder]

Not the way Mulder likes it its not :sneaky:

[megabyteme]

If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.

True story.

It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years :sadwalk:

That'd make you about 62, then. Not too far off from the average age of the demographic. :idunno:

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7TLPoiVZ_5I

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlRanftUqO4

[Mr. Mulder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7TLPoiVZ_5I

best.internet.ever.

[Snee]

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[TheFoX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7TLPoiVZ_5I

Why didn't you use the one that lasts 10 hours?

She must be one fit bird to be able to bounce for such a long duration.

[megabyteme]

Why didn't you use the one that lasts 10 hours?

As the young lady proves, you can't have too much of a good thing things.

[mjmacky]

Not real, there's no cum on her tits.

[Mr. Mulder]

cum comes from tits? I've never had intercourse with a lady before, it sounds gross. :ermm:

/stayed at the misseses last night and that skank kicked me out at 7 this morning cos she had work lyke :pinch: got to my desk for 7:20am, it was all dark and shit, the moon was out and the cleaners were still here ffs. Any of ewse guise watching sons of anarchy? Shits getting real!!!

[megabyteme]

Not real, there's no cum on her tits.

There is on my screen. :sneaky:

[mjmacky]

Not real, there's no cum on her tits.

There is on my screen. :sneaky:

That's frightening since you've been making a lot of passes at Idol lately.

[megabyteme]

There is on my screen. :sneaky:

That's frightening since you've been making a lot of passes at Idol lately.

I wouldn't say that, but you try blocking out half of your screen and see if you don't find him 50% more tolerable. :idunno:

[Skiz]

If we're posting boobs, I'll just leave this here (http://www.bestboobsonline.net/tagged/gif).

[Mr. Mulder]

If we're posting boobs, I'll just leave this here (http://www.bestboobsonline.net/tagged/gif).

:drool:

[Mr. Mulder]

Turns out my nexus 7 has touchscreen issues and so does a load of other ones :emo: i tried playing max payne and batman on it and then loads of menus started opening and Max started jumping and firing even though i only pressed forward. its proper gay :emo:

/in other news i start flat hunting with the misses end of the month. I imagine im not going to be allowed to sit at my laptop at 3am, getting high and masturbating furiously to mother daughter porn anymore. Or have cocopops for dinner :emo: :emo: :emo:

it might be a lot like this, which would be kind of kewl as i'd be banging leela from futurama :eyebrows:

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[Alien5]

Congats bredwin innit.

[mjmacky]

If we're posting boobs, I'll just leave this here (http://www.bestboobsonline.net/tagged/gif).

I found none of those boobs were all that special.

That is until I came across the photo of Ebonee Davis. Those were pretty much what I'd frame as perfect.

[Snee]

http://imgur.com/gallery/vHYax

In the comments:


directions not clear enough, I got my balls stuck on the ceiling fan...

[Artemis]

Other comments that were priceless included:

Couldnt unzip in time. Embarrassed myself in front of the Queen. Again(!)

"Honey grab the pool noodles, I've got a great idea!"

Zipper directions unclear, now have Prince Albert

But the best is.....

Photographic your friends with belongings they're borrowing really enhances the trust in your relationship.

[ckrit]

Might have linked this before, but here's something completely different:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg


NSFW and def not safe for kids.

If HP Lovecraft made music videos, that sort of thing.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBJ62jSCl0

[ckrit]

http://www.messynessychic.com/2012/11/20/made-in-china-european-clone-towns/

[megabyteme]

http://www.messynessychic.com/2012/11/20/made-in-china-european-clone-towns/

That is just amazing/insane/WTF.

[ckrit]

More on new chinese cities:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM

My reaction can be summed up as :blink:

[ckrit]

I imagine it started something like this:

-Hay, guise. How do we create economic growth rly fast?
-Dat's easy. We'll just build 64 million apartments, and employ millions of people to do it.
-Cool.
-Also, let's make them super expensive so 99.99% of the population can't afford them.
-Yes!
-And then we'll just keep on building more, forever.

Ten years later:

-Wait, what?

[ckrit]

'cos clearly, someone in that scheme isn't too quick on the uptake.

[megabyteme]

'cos clearly, someone in that scheme isn't too quick on the uptake.

I'd do some crazy stuff, too, if I had billions of unemployed people willing working for nothing. :idunno:

I'm sure the conversation went something like this:

CGuy1: Wouldn't it be kinda cool if we built replica cities?

CGuy2: Yeah.

CGuy1: Let's do it.

Workers begin building cities.

10 years go by...

CGuy2: The workers have finished like 5 of those replica cities you wanted.

CGuy1: :lol: What cities? [thinks to self he shouldn't talk about crazy shit when he's high]

[ckrit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oyZKR7Pgw

[megabyteme]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10WgFK0YQhI

[Skiz]

More on new chinese cities:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM

My reaction can be summed up as :blink:

And even though there isn't a vehicle in sight, look at the horrible air pollution at 1:02 and 12:45

[Mr. Mulder]

Dawgs. :smilie4:

walking dead was pretty sick this week, its good they've broken away from the most boring survivors in the history of apocalypses and done something else :eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

Dawgs. :smilie4:

walking dead was pretty sick this week, its good they've broken away from the most boring survivors in the history of apocalypses and done something else :eyebrows:

Totally agree.

Reading the preview I thought I was going to hate it but instead I found it to be one of the better episodes simply because it added some badly needed variety and (some) unpredictability back to the series.

Can't believe some are calling it the "worst episode ever" as I really liked seeing how some other people were coping with the zombie apocalypse.

As for criticisms they were unrealistically "dumb",that's hardly valid given it takes all kinds of people to make a world.

[Mr. Mulder]

Word. People who aren't us are stoopid, its in the bible :eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

Word. People who aren't us are stoopid, its in the bible :eyebrows:

Bible with a capital "B" because God is all high and mighty concerning Himself .

Seriously, like who died and left Him in charge?

[Snee]

So, guise.

I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?

[TheFoX]

Word. People who aren't us are stoopid, its in the bible :eyebrows:

Bible with a capital "B" because God is all high and mighty concerning Himself .

Seriously, like who died and left Him in charge?


IdolEyes787 with a capital "I" and, seriously, who left you in charge?

[IdolEyes787]

Officially, that Flea guy who's the bassist for The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
How he got the authority is a mystery to me though.:mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

Anyway it's really rule in name only or at least until the zombie apocalypse when people will likely start turning to me as their savior.

[Skiz]

Winamp.com and associated web services will no longer be available past December 20, 2013. Additionally, Winamp Media players will no longer be available for download. Please download the latest version before that date. See release notes for latest improvements to this last release. Thanks for supporting the Winamp community for over 15 years.

Surprised it took this long really.

[Mr. Mulder]

So, guise.

I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?

:ermm: i dunno homie, are you lyke gonna marry her or some shit? if not then its pretty much a win - win of course meaning BLOWJAWBFEST!!!! :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

So, guise.

I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?

It helps to have a predetermined exit strategy that does not include suicide...

[Artemis]

So, guise.

I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?

It helps to have a predetermined exit strategy that does not include suicide...

I thought that was the suicide..... :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

It helps to have a predetermined exit strategy that does not include suicide...

So you're saying that faked suicide is still a viable option then?

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHYYJ8kmsnk

[Snee]

So, guise.

I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?

:ermm: i dunno homie, are you lyke gonna marry her or some shit? if not then its pretty much a win - win of course meaning BLOWJAWBFEST!!!! :smilie4:

I honestly have no idea what her plans are. I'll enjoy her company I'm sure, though.

I figure I'm just gonna grab this tiger by the tail, ride it out and see what happens.

[Artemis]

So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?

[megabyteme]

So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?

I'm guessing the lack of oxygen has finally gotten to his brain.

Interestingly, everyone else seems to have lost their names. Probably due to site management's lack of care for anyone outside of donations and/or ad revenue. :idunno:

In Project Mayhem, no one has a name... in death, everyone has a name.

[ziggyjuarez]

Nice.i see im anon now.suck on this fuckfaces 8=====D

[anon]

Interestingly, everyone else seems to have lost their names. Probably due to site management's lack of care for anyone outside of donations and/or ad revenue. :idunno:

Looks like we have a mole in the staff section :eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?

Since I haven't surreptitiously been giving out invites I think it's safe to assume that a lot of people decided to rep me for my winning personality.

Either that or the administration are trying something new and matching our usernames to what they believe your penises look like,which would explain why Meg's is now nonexistent.:)

[IdolEyes787]

On a more serious type note, my Kaspersky Pure just warned my of a network attack when I logged on here.

Never been network attacked before.Dunno if I should shoot my computer just to be safe.

[anon]

Never been network attacked before.Dunno if I should shoot my computer just to be safe.

merwais wouldn't do that. :shifty:

[IdolEyes787]

Good point.
If I don't post for a while then at least you'll understand what happened.

Anyway the loss of my computer isn't that bad as it was getting a little old anyway.
Personally I'm just really glad that merwais still refuses to have sex with his mum.

[mjmacky]

So, guise.

I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?

You've only covered less than 10% of major red flags. The answer is no. That is unless you have an out clause or plan. At the minimum, there should be an ejector seat by the window.

[mjmacky]

Nevermind, I'm taking back my answer. All advice is now contingent on how long the Swede has been living alone.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgBnhVeXosM

[anon]

So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?

Here's a quick CSS stylesheet that makes the forum look decent once more.


.rank {
overflow: hidden !important;
/* Don't show anything that overflows out of our WIDTH*(HEIGHT-16) area. */
}

.rank
img[src="images/ranks/moderator.png"],
img[src="images/ranks/admin.png"],
img[src="images/ranks/manager.png"],
img[src="images/ranks/member5k.png"],
/*
img[src="images/ranks/forumstar.png"],
img[src="images/ranks/retired.png"],
img[src="images/ranks/wtomod.png"],
img[src="images/ranks/nzbmod.png"],
img[src="images/ranks/btgod.png"],
*/
img[src="images/ranks/donator.png"]
{
margin:0px 0px -16px 0px !important;
/* Remove 16px at the bottom. */
}

.rank img[src="images/ranks/retired.png"] {
width: 0!important;
height: 0!important;
background: url(http://filesharingtalk.com/images/ranks/btgod.png) top !important;
padding: 0 0 20px 100px !important;
}

.retired {
color: green !important;
}

.rank img[src="images/ranks/btgod.png"] {
width: 0!important;
height: 0!important;
background: url(http://filesharingtalk.com/images/ranks/retired.png) top !important;
padding: 0 0 20px 100px !important;
}

.btgod {
color: purple !important;
}

img.repimg[src="http://i.fststatic.com/reputation/reputation_pos.png"] {
width: 0!important;
height: 0!important;
background: url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAgAAAAKCAYAAACJxx+AAAAAsUlEQVQY02P4//8/Q/wM80wg/gDE/6H4FRD7geRAksxA/K18m9n/liNm/9uPm/2v2mEGUnQPpoA/YZY5WLL/vNn/yZfN/vecASv4AFeQCFQA0gmSnHPb7P+EC2gKCJoAUlCzF+GGpoPoCmaa/y/abPa/fCfQgbvN/pdtR1MQD1SQudrsf846s/+5683+Z69FVQD2ZspSs/+pyyE4ZQlYwW2wAmhAlQLxH6SA+gbEsSA5AAj1tZE/RHF+AAAAAElFTkSuQmCC) center!important;
padding: 0 0 10px 8px !important;
}

[IdolEyes787]

I don't know what "CSS stylesheet" means but if it makes this place look decent I can only assume it some sort of miracle magic spell.

[anon]

Yeah, I think "look" is the key word here.

[megabyteme]

[video=Hearing Sabotage[/video]

:blink: Undoubtedly, they have male fans 3X their age...

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning cunts. :smilie4:

Got wicked bad tooth ache, dentist can't see me till thursday but im on some pretty groovy painkillers :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[LostinT]

VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.

[Mr. Mulder]

VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.

your mum said i have a pretty beefy sausage. At least that's what i think she said, her mouth was full. Of my sausage.

I fucked your mum.

[LostinT]

VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.

your mum said i have a pretty beefy sausage. At least that's what i think she said, her mouth was full. Of my sausage.

I fucked your mum.

I'm glad that you support incest, because I can sit back and laugh. The news portrayed, is that I am your brother.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm also your father :smilie4:

[LostinT]

I'm also your father :smilie4:

I congratulate you, you should be proud. :ermm:

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[Mr. Mulder]

DON'T YOU TELL YOUR FATHER WHAT TO DO!!! I'll have to put you accross my knee and make love to you!!!!!!!!!

[LostinT]

Only if you grab me a packet of crisps and a pint. Make sure you apologise to Mum! She is feeling rather left out :(

[Mr. Mulder]

N.O.V.A 3 for Android is the nutz.

[Snee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSR3h1wUoS8

[megabyteme]

I think he's only getting better, and he was quite funny early on.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H9fAuK7WIV4

[LostinT]

yup...:huh:

[Mr. Mulder]

somethings going on here, something sexy... :shifty:

[Mr. Mulder]

No Sons of Anarchy this week because of 'merica's stoopid native american christmas or whatevs

[megabyteme]

yup...:huh:

Furthering the point...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xJWbszxHANE

[chalice]

It's getting more and more difficult for a miscreant like myself to misappropriate stuffs off the internets. It's a wonder hinterland for the common thief.

Any of you rotten cunts fancy furnishing your favourite Irish digital burglar with an invite or two? This is the first time I've asked for anything off this site and I'm loathe to do even that. Mainly looking music and everything fucking else I can lay my slippery mick mitts upon right sharpish.

There's a good bunch of cunts. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

It's getting more and more difficult for a miscreant like myself to misappropriate stuffs off the internets. It's a wonder hinterland for the common thief.

Any of you rotten cunts fancy furnishing your favourite Irish digital burglar with an invite or two? This is the first time I've asked for anything off this site and I'm loathe to do even that. Mainly looking music and everything fucking else I can lay my slippery mick mitts upon right sharpish.

There's a good bunch of cunts. :smilie4:


dawg, are you not ewesing piratebay, kat.ph, eztv.it? Piratebrowser for Tor? :unsure: I'm sure if you tarmacked their drives and married a gypsy they'd let you torrent from them?? :unsure:

[chalice]

It's getting more and more difficult for a miscreant like myself to misappropriate stuffs off the internets. It's a wonder hinterland for the common thief.

Any of you rotten cunts fancy furnishing your favourite Irish digital burglar with an invite or two? This is the first time I've asked for anything off this site and I'm loathe to do even that. Mainly looking music and everything fucking else I can lay my slippery mick mitts upon right sharpish.

There's a good bunch of cunts. :smilie4:


dawg, are you not ewesing piratebay, kat.ph, eztv.it? Piratebrowser for Tor? :unsure: I'm sure if you tarmacked their drives and married a gypsy they'd let you torrent from them?? :unsure:

I kinda was until the child molesters started blocking all the piggy banks.And I can't be fucked with proxies. Now I've got one site and it sucks pig balls. True story.

[IdolEyes787]

Any of you rotten cunts fancy furnishing your favourite Irish digital burglar with an invite or two? This is the first time I've asked for anything off this site and I'm loathe to do even that.

Considering this is The Lounge and not the Invite Section and everyone should be treated equally even if some don't deserve to be.....


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[chalice]

I'd have even less success in the bt section. I've burned my bridges and sacked their cityscape to cinders in a previous life. So you can go right on ahead and fuck yourself, too.

[IdolEyes787]

No use trying to be nice as I've already made up my mind.:snooty:

[mjmacky]

I'd have even less success in the bt section. I've burned my bridges and sacked their cityscape to cinders in a previous life. So you can go right on ahead and fuck yourself, too.

The answer is yes

[IdolEyes787]

There wasn't actually a question there and like most replies that require a yes or no answer,the answer doesn't matter near as much as the question.

[Skiz]

I can hit you up with a music site. Shoot me a PM.

[IdolEyes787]

I can hit you up with a music site. Shoot me a PM.

Look,seriously I am allow myself to fly contrary to forum rules because I really don't matter here but as staff you need to set a better example.


Rule 12 - BitTorrent Invites
Requesting or offering BitTorrent invites MUST be done in the BitTorrent Invites forum; requests or offers made in other sections will be removed. Those repeating this may have their account locked or Banned.



For more information see the BitTorrent FAQ (http://filesharingtalk.com/faq.php?faq=btinvites).

If you disagree with the rule then you are in a great position to have it changed, otherwise I think you are somewhat bound to not show any favouritism.

[Skiz]

Sigh... Could you be more pedantic? The rule was/is to prevent the masses (that used to be on the board) from creating invite threads that used to clutter the Lounge, not to keep someone from inviting a friend in conversation.

[megabyteme]

This is essentially chalice's home. It is impolite to point out that a homeowner has his feet up on his coffee table.

Now mind your manners, and go get us men some beer, Idol.

[Snee]

dawg, are you not ewesing piratebay, kat.ph, eztv.it? Piratebrowser for Tor? :unsure: I'm sure if you tarmacked their drives and married a gypsy they'd let you torrent from them?? :unsure:

I kinda was until the child molesters started blocking all the piggy banks.And I can't be fucked with proxies. Now I've got one site and it sucks pig balls. True story.

Sorry, buddy. I've not used torrents for yonks.

If one were to engage in illegal activities such as the horrid horrid act of downloading illegal materials like a common criminal ( :o ) one would be using usenet, at this particular point in time, however.

And if one were to have done so, one wouldn't have had any issues getting nigh on everything one would have wanted for the last couple of years.

Except for a decent copy of Griff the Invisible.



One's lady friend swears by just streaming everything from somewhere one cannot fathom, the immoral woman.

[IdolEyes787]

Sigh... Could you be more pedantic? The rule was/is to prevent the masses (that used to be on the board) from creating invite threads that used to clutter the Lounge, not to keep someone from inviting a friend in conversation.

Really that's the funny thing about rules and Laws and similar stuff I try not to think about when not serving time,either they apply to everyone exactly the same or else they aren't worth the paper they are written on,commie.


Anyway,once again if you don't like the rule or it's silly or unfair ,amend it or do away with it or quit or something.

[IdolEyes787]

Now mind your manners, and go get us men some beer, Idol.

Ironically a "real man" would just stoically take his lumps in the proper section and not display this type of prima donna/I can,so I shall behavior to begin with. :mellow:

[megabyteme]

Now mind your manners, and go get us men some beer, Idol.

Ironically a "real man" would just stoically take his lumps in the proper section and not display this type of prima donna/I can,so I shall behavior to begin with. :mellow:

If the, "I can, so I shall" behavior didn't work, we would not be celebrating Thanksgiving in this land today. :01:

[chalice]

Noice. Got me some delightful invitations and a little squabble in the inimitable lounge bickering badanage vein.

Makes me wonder why I don't squander my one shot of existence more freely with you oftener. Sterling collection of individuals altogether.

Snny, I can send you the new Gaiman Sandman if you gimme a gmail address. Lost your other one. Not a notion how. You prolly bought it anyway and broke your head reading it on the way home.

[Smith]

Post. Suckas

[Alien5]

Rule 1. Only a member of the staff can break rules.

Rule 2. Filesharing is more important than blind loyalty.

Rule 2. who are you?

[mjmacky]

There wasn't actually a question there and like most replies that require a yes or no answer,the answer doesn't matter near as much as the question.

I.e., you are informing us that chalice doesn't matter.

P.S. Your answer is no.

[Artemis]

In other news, if Idol ever is adversely affected by a stockmarket slump, and forced to look for employment, with his dogged determination to stick to the rules no matter what, he shows excellent potential as a parking warden, noise control officer or any sort of overdue fines collector. :yup:

[Mr. Mulder]

One's lady friend swears by just streaming everything from somewhere one cannot fathom, the immoral woman.

She's barely got her foot through the door and already she's telling you what to think!1 :no:

[IdolEyes787]

In other news, if Idol ever is adversely affected by a stockmarket slump, and forced to look for employment, with his dogged determination to stick to the rules no matter what, he shows excellent potential as a parking warden, noise control officer or any sort of overdue fines collector. :yup:

I have no problem with rule breaking,my only concern is that when you break certain rules like this one you create a dangerous and hopefully unwanted perception that you consider yourself better than other people.
Also I doubt if I will ever be adversely effected by a stock market downturn as invest in stuff that people always need,like chocolate and guns.:)
If I was forced to take one of the jobs you listed though,I would opt for whichever one allowed the best hope of effective coercion of hot,vulnerable women.:)



Rule 1. Only a member of the staff can break rules.

Rule 2. Filesharing is more important than blind loyalty.

Rule 2. who are you?

Change Rule 1 to "Only a member of staff can break rules and realistically expect to get away with it" as obviously everyone can break the rules.
Hence the warning being "Power corrupts,and absolute poser corrupts absolutely" and not "Watch out for those sneaky milkmen as they are allowed to get away with murder".:mellow:

Anyway to summarize.Chalice could just as easily posted a request in the invite section were he more of a mensch and skiz should have informed him that he do so,if he were not such a putz.

L'chaim.:cheers:

[megabyteme]

If I was forced to take one of the jobs you listed though,I would opt for whichever one allowed the best hope of effective coercion of hot,vulnerable women.:)

Come to think of it, you are qualified to sell shoes. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

Great,then I'd finally get to use the line "The agony of de feet".:)

[chalice]

It's all fun and games until someone loses an idol.

[IdolEyes787]

It's all fun and games until someone loses an idol.

Fuck off.I bet you are using all those new sites to download shite music anyway.

[mjmacky]

If I was forced to take one of the jobs you listed though,I would opt for whichever one allowed the best hope of effective coercion of hot,vulnerable women.:)

Elementary school teacher, special education division.

[chalice]

I'll fuck the fuck off in my own good time, thank you very much, you saddle-faced, cantankerous old spunk bucket.

I'm not stealing nuffink as yet, shite or otherwise. I'm having my fingernails pulled out by a myriad of technical misadventures and I'm posting this from a stupid kindle. Dropped a bowl of icecream on my trusty 17" Flintstone lappie and consigned it silicone oblivion. There followed a protracted period of mourning and much worrying. It was pancake on the streets of London all over the place. Patchworked an old lappie to get it to run xp but the wireless drivers drove themselves off the universe entire. So I have to wait for a usb wireless card now, you cunt.

More episodes from my exciting life are available on request.

[Mr. Mulder]

Dawg you could slap Ubuntu onto that old laptop it would probably have native support for old wireless cards, you'd need to use lyke your kindle or someshit to grab the .iso for it, maybe make a bootable USB drive to install it :smilie4:

[chalice]

It had ubuntu on it, innit. It did my face right in. Xp to the max clifford.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not stealing nuffink as yet, shite or otherwise.


You mean besides Fox's heart,obviously.

Anyway enough of you. Me, I've been contemplating things and seeing that in real actual life I've got this almost preternatural ability to time things just right, I'm pretty sure all things not being equal, that power also applies to the internet. So in short, I'm thinking this may well be the prefect moment for me to hit skiz up for some invites.

What do you think,not that I really care,spud?

[Skiz]

Dawg you could slap Ubuntu onto that old laptop it would probably have native support for old wireless cards, you'd need to use lyke your kindle or someshit to grab the .iso for it, maybe make a bootable USB drive to install it :smilie4:

Look who's a Linux expert after one interview. ;)

Did you snag that job?

[megabyteme]

Great,then I'd finally get to use the line "The agony of de feet".:)

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[Mr. Mulder]

Dawg you could slap Ubuntu onto that old laptop it would probably have native support for old wireless cards, you'd need to use lyke your kindle or someshit to grab the .iso for it, maybe make a bootable USB drive to install it :smilie4:

Look who's a Linux expert after one interview. ;)

Did you snag that job?

Noes :no:

The company it was for is now doing contract work for the company I currently work for, it would look super bad if they poached an Admin from the people they're trying to get business from so they just swept it under the carpet, luckily for me really as I don't want who I work for now to know I’m looking for work elsewhere, sucks though. I went for one other interview and did get the job it just turned out to be underpaid so i turned it down :dabs:

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YfjMZ6n8Bk

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/every-fensler-gi-joe-parody-ranked/

[dion09529]

Does the world is falling apart? This video got me thinking.


http://www.patriotsurvivalplan.com/video.php?t=5&v=1&cid=1024fb53e7b18f4a392a9aa937c906&affid=X-1080&c1=r300&c2=&c3=&noexit=

[Snee]

Does the post is scrambled :dabs:

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Watching Masters of the Universe. He-man's mullet is amazing, which provides a nice counterpoint to everything else in the movie.

[megabyteme]

This video got me thinking.

:lol::lol::glag:

Re: The video: He lost me at "Greetings fellow patriots..." :frusty:

[Snee]

Watching Masters of the Universe. He-man's mullet is amazing, which provides a nice counterpoint to everything else in the movie.

UH HUUUVE DUH POWAR! He-man says.

I'm thinking that's a nice one, captain underpants. But Monica Bing and Tom Paris help save the universe. Still, it's a number one with a mullet!

[IdolEyes787]

There is only one savior of the Universe.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4

[LostinT]

squeaky frog


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QPR6xhiwhw

[Mr. Mulder]

riding my androidsheep right now, riding it pretty hard.

[Mr. Mulder]

oh my dayz, that was the best episode of walking dead EVAR!!!!!!111!!1!!!!111111 :o

[Snee]

All the remote agents are unreachable. O noez.

Tesco leaves, and suddenly the whole bored is persona non grata.