Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[ziggyjuarez]

Way to create a new page...

[ziggyjuarez]

I never liked my father a whole lot even as a kid.Just hope I never end uP like him but fuck, I think I am...it's hard not compair yourself to your maker...fuck I just want us to do better......:/

[manker]

I'll send you a turkey t-shirt and some valentines chocolates that I can't open my mouth wide enough to eat.

True facts above.

Yeah right:snooty::lol:

I knew that would lure you out of hiding.

[Proper Bo]

I was at the wench's and couldn't be arsed to log in, hactually:snooty:

[manker]

You're just not allowed when you're with her.
It's okay. You can still be my friend when she isn't looking :console:

[Barbarossa]

What the fuck has happened to mulder, ffs :coffee:

[manker]

Maybe he's cybering with Lilmiss and she's banned him from the internets like she banned Bo.

Wench :fist:

[Proper Bo]

I wasn't banned, bawlbag, there was just nowt worth logging in for. :snooty:

also, this

http://youtu.be/KxHkJq1ICOE?t=45s

[manker]

I just gewgled that!

Nobody seems to know why he did it, even his management team condemned it.
But it's made me want to watch the fight, I wasn't arsed before.

[Proper Bo]

I think i'd quite like to see klitschko pwn him for being a bawlbag

[manker]

Ehh I duno. I want to see Vitali pwned just for being a Klitschko.
I'm pissed off with people saying things like 'Fury needs to get some fights under his belt before he fights a Klitschko' - like as if they're some supreme race.
Is it really that much harder to write both their names.

I bet their dad isn't all that hard, or their younger brother that no-one's heard of. Or their mam.
German wannabes :dry:

[Proper Bo]

I like the klitschkos, they're don't do much gobshitery or twatful stuff like wearing a bandana over your face and slapping your opponent at the weigh-in.

[Proper Bo]

plus they're both like rocket surgeons or something

[Something Else]

I'm pissed off with people saying things like 'Fury needs to get some fights under his belt before he fights a Klitschko' - like as if they're some supreme race.
Is it really that much harder to write both their names.

Isn't Tyson Fury the boxer who punches himself in the face on youtube.

[Snee]

So, anyways. Minecraft is a pretty good gheym.

[manker]

Isn't Tyson Fury the boxer who punches himself in the face on youtube.I need to check that out. And you missed a phone appointment. I'm doubling everything :snooty:


I like the klitschkos, they're don't do much gobshitery or twatful stuff like wearing a bandana over your face and slapping your opponent at the weigh-in.Chisora was a twatshite but I mostly like the hoopla and the threats and the hype.
Those Klitschkos just seem a bit boring. DOn't much like watching them fight, either :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

I need to check that out. And you missed a phone appointment. I'm doubling everything :snooty:


I like the klitschkos, they're don't do much gobshitery or twatful stuff like wearing a bandana over your face and slapping your opponent at the weigh-in.Chisora was a twatshite but I mostly like the hoopla and the threats and the hype.
Those Klitschkos just seem a bit boring. DOn't much like watching them fight, either :dabs:

Are ewe a closet wrasslin' fan or something else?:unsure:

[manker]

Only when I'm JP :sly:
I'm not btw.
Not a wrasslin fan. Or JP.

I just like the loud and angry bloke to beat the softly spoken technician.

[manker]

Could I possibly trouble you fine gentlemen for some ebooks?

I promised to get my mam some literature by Sheila O'Flanagan (http://www.sheilaoflanagan.net/books/) for her to take on holiday, but library.nu has gone down and everywhere else doesn't appear to be much good.

Free Turkey t-shirt if you can help.

[Snee]

You can give bo the t-shirt, but I'll consult my local library in my house, like, and see what I can do.

[Snee]

Sorry, mate.


Closest I come is a John Flanagan, who may or may not be exactly the same. Probably not.

I just went through thousands of tomes, and it was hard work. Phew.



Get ur mam interested in Isaac Asimov, William Gibson or Charles Stross, and it may be easier is all I'm saying.

There may be some illegal downloads of some sort at mobilism and the like, though. Ran a brief gewgleling and turned up a couple possible results.

[mjmacky]

I went out drinking tonight with an unusually large group of friends and acquaintances. One of my friends started flirting with and getting a little frisky with one of the taken acquaintances. They're both closer to 40 than 30, but she decided to take a tumble streetside and pulled him down with her. He responded with trying to break her fall. At the exact same time, 2 mounted police officers (they mount horses) were happening by, and rubbernecked the entire incident. I gave them a thumb and told them to go on their way, adding that we can handle the situation. Off they went, and then we explained to our friend what transpired. He's clearly fallen for the girl. He's sleeping one off with 2 lumps on his head, they both hit some parked cars on the way down.

I don't usually go out on the weekends, but a friend opened up a Sushi bar, and light drinking led to heavy drinking, you know how it goes. 'Twas fun.

[manker]

Sorry, mate.


Closest I come is a John Flanagan, who may or may not be exactly the same. Probably not.

I just went through thousands of tomes, and it was hard work. Phew.



Get ur mam interested in Isaac Asimov, William Gibson or Charles Stross, and it may be easier is all I'm saying.

There may be some illegal downloads of some sort at mobilism and the like, though. Ran a brief gewgleling and turned up a couple possible results.Cheers anyway, flowe. I did the gewgle thing also and it turned up a couple of long dead torrents but little else. Internets people don't seem to have much time for Ms. O'Flanagan.

Might have to dump a load of other romantic shite on her kind les and hope she doesn't notice the difference :dabs:

[manker]

I went out drinking tonight with an unusually large group of friends and acquaintances. One of my friends started flirting with and getting a little frisky with one of the taken acquaintances. They're both closer to 40 than 30, but she decided to take a tumble streetside and pulled him down with her. He responded with trying to break her fall. At the exact same time, 2 mounted police officers (they mount horses) were happening by, and rubbernecked the entire incident. I gave them a thumb and told them to go on their way, adding that we can handle the situation. Off they went, and then we explained to our friend what transpired. He's clearly fallen for the girl. He's sleeping one off with 2 lumps on his head, they both hit some parked cars on the way down.

I don't usually go out on the weekends, but a friend opened up a Sushi bar, and light drinking led to heavy drinking, you know how it goes. 'Twas fun.Sounds delightful and, my my, didn't you post that at a late merkin hour.

Thanks for the clarification regarding the mounted police else your readers would have assumed that you directed fornicating policemen to be on their way.

While I've got your attention, what do you think about my assertion regarding apostrophes at the start of sentences:
If you are to apostrophicise a letter, or letters, at the beginning of a word and that word starts a sentence, then the letter directly after the apostrophe should not be capitalised.

Makes sense, right.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1g0PgSl35o&context=C39d1755ADOEgsToPDskJpI3UHJ_QTvOIJP3Ep-1iz

[Something Else]

I need to check that out. And you missed a phone appointment. I'm doubling everything :snooty:

I was still up a tree at 5:30 that day. Also, I have a 50% off voucher code. :snooty:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdFP-R_LYSM

[Snee]

I went out drinking tonight with an unusually large group of friends and acquaintances. One of my friends started flirting with and getting a little frisky with one of the taken acquaintances. They're both closer to 40 than 30, but she decided to take a tumble streetside and pulled him down with her. He responded with trying to break her fall. At the exact same time, 2 mounted police officers (they mount horses) were happening by, and rubbernecked the entire incident. I gave them a thumb and told them to go on their way, adding that we can handle the situation. Off they went, and then we explained to our friend what transpired. He's clearly fallen for the girl. He's sleeping one off with 2 lumps on his head, they both hit some parked cars on the way down.

I don't usually go out on the weekends, but a friend opened up a Sushi bar, and light drinking led to heavy drinking, you know how it goes. 'Twas fun.Sounds delightful and, my my, didn't you post that at a late merkin hour.

Thanks for the clarification regarding the mounted police else your readers would have assumed that you directed fornicating policemen to be on their way.

While I've got your attention, what do you think about my assertion regarding apostrophes at the start of sentences:
If you are to apostrophicise a letter, or letters, at the beginning of a word and that word starts a sentence, then the letter directly after the apostrophe should not be capitalised.

Makes sense, right.

Given that the omitted letter before the apostrophe should have been the capitalised one, that's the only way to roll.

This should be pretty fucking obvious.

[manker]

You'd think so but it's intuitive rather than grammar cannon - which obviously puts Mary at a disadvantage given her disability.
Big Kev also couldn't get it right, but that was because he prepared his posts using MS Word and it already had the green underline because of the unorthodox treatment of the word so he wasn't to know that he was committing a double faux-pas.

[manker]

I need to check that out. And you missed a phone appointment. I'm doubling everything :snooty:

I was still up a tree at 5:30 that day. Also, I have a 50% off voucher code. :snooty:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdFP-R_LYSM

rofle :schnauz:

Phone me anytime, Ben. Now if you like. I've got a snazzy new phone and I like using it.

[Something Else]

While I've got your attention, what do you think about my assertion regarding apostrophes at the start of sentences:
If you are to apostrophicise a letter, or letters, at the beginning of a word and that word starts a sentence, then the letter directly after the apostrophe should not be capitalised.

Makes sense, right.

Makes scents indeed. 't's probably better not to start sentences with abbreviations at all. It's just silly.

[manker]

While I've got your attention, what do you think about my assertion regarding apostrophes at the start of sentences:
If you are to apostrophicise a letter, or letters, at the beginning of a word and that word starts a sentence, then the letter directly after the apostrophe should not be capitalised.

Makes sense, right.

Makes scents indeed. 't's probably better not to start sentences with abbreviations at all. It's just silly.I've got a grammatical belt, full of weapons - of which you can never have enough.
I'm like Batman with a keyboard.

[manker]

Ben is so fucking posh :o

[Snee]

'cept for not having any money.

[Snee]

:schnauz:

[Something Else]

Hoi. I'm way too classy to be rich. :pinch:

[Something Else]

I've got to r.u.n.n.o.f.t. to catch some Scandanavian, Jazz-Turntablism fusion at the farm. ttfn.

[Snee]

There's a gypo busker across the street from my office at work every day. He's playing the accordion, loudly.

I don't think he actually knows how to play, but I expect he sounds about the same as wot you're going to see.


Gypo-mentalist fusion, I call it.

[weenden]

call the cops on his non playin ass

[Proper Bo]

bawcksing streams, innit

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=145488&part=sports

[Proper Bo]

undercard fights

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=145489&part=sports

[manker]

thx, boseph :happy:

Any idea what time Chisora is going to start getting pwned? I can't get Babycham'd up so I'm about to start to do boyfriendy things like watch Vampire Diaries and Spartacus.
Vampire Diaries is pretty good, btw, not even lying.

[Proper Bo]

10, apparentment.

[Proper Bo]

wopped to the macks and waiting for bawxing, innit:smilie4:

[manker]

cheers, flowe

/sober as fuck and tentatively drinking rose (imagine an accent on the e) while watching teen horror :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

the freeview bit on sky is still working, it was supposed to cut off at half past

[Proper Bo]

why the cunting fuck is some bint singing?

[Proper Bo]

still working for free on sky, innit:smilie4:

[Snee]

thx, boseph :happy:

Any idea what time Chisora is going to start getting pwned? I can't get Babycham'd up so I'm about to start to do boyfriendy things like watch Vampire Diaries and Spartacus.
Vampire Diaries is pretty good, btw, not even lying.

It's a slightly less girly version of twillight, you massive poof.

And I do mean slightly.

[Alien5]

Who won?sorry one.

[mjmacky]

While I've got your attention, what do you think about my assertion regarding apostrophes at the start of sentences:
If you are to apostrophicise a letter, or letters, at the beginning of a word and that word starts a sentence, then the letter directly after the apostrophe should not be capitalised.

Makes sense, right.

'Tis an unknown to me, truly. For instance, if you double up on apostrophes, I know for a fact you keep capitalization. If you're right, perhaps it's a multiplication thing. Even better would be to avoid using leading apostrophes to begin with, that's why I rebel. "that's why I revel!".

[mjmacky]

Makes scents indeed. 't's probably better not to start sentences with abbreviations at all. It's just silly.

I probably should have read all posts before replying, I dislike feeling unoriginal, even if I did it better. I suck at capitalism.

[ziggyjuarez]

I win /thread

[ziggyjuarez]

Skrillex is beast!

[megabyteme]

Makes scents indeed. 't's probably better not to start sentences with abbreviations at all. It's just silly.

I probably should have read all posts before replying, I dislike feeling unoriginal, even if I did it better. I suck at capitalism.

Dave is always going on about me being a capitalist. I think I herd he was one of those financial cuntsultants. Maybe I should invest, since he thinks I'm good at it.... :idunno:

[mjmacky]

Dave is always going on about me being a capitalist. I think I herd he was one of those financial cuntsultants. Maybe I should invest, since he thinks I'm good at it.... :idunno:

From Dave's financial corner:
What should one do if they unexpectedly came to possess 100 pounds by some chance of finders, keepers? Well they should drive to the other side of their country (or state) and find something to lean on. It'll eventually pay itself back with interest.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[Barbarossa]

Ben is so fucking posh :o

Are you phoning people up from the interwebs again? Didn't you learn your lesson from that time when you phoned JP?

In other news why does my daughter like Bridge to Terabithia so much? It's a fucking awfully depressing film on every level imaginable.

[Something Else]

That's one of mrs.something else's favourite bridges. Must be a wymyns thing. :unsure:

I spent the day on a dirty building site. They were well nazi about wearing hard-hats and hi-vis jackets. I took my hi-vis off at one point, and within seconds someone at least 200 yards away noticed and told me off. Yet when I made myself a tie out of turf, and used some netting to create the effect of an old lady's hair flowing from my hard-hat, nobody told me off at all. Ironing at work. :no:

After work, I went to look at this monster of a tree, which we're working on tomorrow. It's above four different gardens, so someone has built us a bridge out of scaffolding so we can get the stuff out. The couple who are paying said we can use their tea-room which will be well stocked. Biscuits!11!! :w00t:

[Something Else]

Ben is so fucking posh :o

Are you phoning people up from the interwebs again? Didn't you learn your lesson from that time when you phoned JP?

In other news why does my daughter like Bridge to Terabithia so much? It's a fucking awfully depressing film on every level imaginable.

It was me that called him, but it was serious, not internets, business. For a reply to the second bit, see above.

[manker]

Ben is so fucking posh :o

Are you phoning people up from the interwebs again? Didn't you learn your lesson from that time when you phoned JP?

In other news why does my daughter like Bridge to Terabithia so much? It's a fucking awfully depressing film on every level imaginable.I quite like phoning people from the internets :happy:
JP is an exception, a truly h4r5h bar-steward who said I sounded like a girl - but I don't, he was just being Scotch. I've got a deeply masculine throaty voice.
Don't I, ben :unsure:

[manker]

While I've got your attention, what do you think about my assertion regarding apostrophes at the start of sentences:
If you are to apostrophicise a letter, or letters, at the beginning of a word and that word starts a sentence, then the letter directly after the apostrophe should not be capitalised.

Makes sense, right.

'Tis an unknown to me, truly. For instance, if you double up on apostrophes, I know for a fact you keep capitalization. If you're right, perhaps it's a multiplication thing. Even better would be to avoid using leading apostrophes to begin with, that's why I rebel. "that's why I revel!".It's just one of those things I type and turn out to be right, I'm forever getting shocked by them.
Also, it seems to me your drunken self didn't think it thro' and your sober self is covering up for his short-comings. Tell us more about the horses and the police and the tawdry people who let you play with them.

[manker]

thx, boseph :happy:

Any idea what time Chisora is going to start getting pwned? I can't get Babycham'd up so I'm about to start to do boyfriendy things like watch Vampire Diaries and Spartacus.
Vampire Diaries is pretty good, btw, not even lying.

It's a slightly less girly version of twillight, you massive poof.

And I do mean slightly.You've watched Twilight :ghey:
I read the book when it first came out because I like me some vampire lore. The book was shite and my missus liked the film.

/excuses.

Also, Vampire Diaries starts off like the worst thing in the world, it really is diabolical. I don't know how anyone made it past the first, say, six episodes. And then you start laughing at the in-jokes and realise how exceptionally hawt Elena is and how the story lines aren't half bad. Especially when you're used to Buffy and Angel.

And then that's it. You're a V.D. fanboi :dabs:

[Snee]

Through strange happenstance I've seen me some Twilight in all its sparkly terribadness,.

Basically, my feelings for the whole thing can be summed up thusly:

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I wouldn't mind very much if she happened to accidentally the whole crew beginning with that neanderthal-looking werewolf, as well. He's really letting the side down.

[chalice]

The above was a terrible, terrible conversation, gentlemen. Just saying, like.

[Snee]

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[manker]

The above was a terrible, terrible conversation, gentlemen. Just saying, like.
Have you seen some of the wiminz in these things. Life isn't all about middle aged poets.

Watching these things a more rounded person makes.
it also makes you talk like a 15 year old for a few hours after you've watched a few episodes in a row, but I'm okay with that.

[manker]

Through strange happenstance I've seen me some Twilight in all its sparkly terribadness,.

Basically, my feelings for the whole thing can be summed up thusly:

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I wouldn't mind very much if she happened to accidentally the whole crew beginning with that neanderthal-looking werewolf, as well. He's really letting the side down.I don't know who the neanderthal dewd is :happy:

I would just be happy for Buffy to come back and do a film or something else. I don't think Angel can though. he's looking a bit ... crap ... in Bones recently :ermm:

[chalice]

The above was a terrible, terrible conversation, gentlemen. Just saying, like.
Have you seen some of the wiminz in these things. Life isn't all about middle aged poets.

Watching these things a more rounded person makes.
it also makes you talk like a 15 year old for a few hours after you've watched a few episodes in a row, but I'm okay with that.

I gets women. Or the idea of them anyway, but I can gets that anywhere. Proud to say I've never seen a frame of all yon wank youse're on about.

Ha ha. Snee and manker are girly girl girls.

[manker]

Have you seen some of the wiminz in these things. Life isn't all about middle aged poets.

Watching these things a more rounded person makes.
it also makes you talk like a 15 year old for a few hours after you've watched a few episodes in a row, but I'm okay with that.

I gets women. Or the idea of them anyway, but I can gets that anywhere. Proud to say I've never seen a frame of all yon wank youse're on about.

Ha ha. Snee and manker are girly girl girls.If watching all that wank eventually made me into a girl, I'd watch it until it worked.
and then I'd finger my fanny and put it on the internets.

[chalice]

I gets women. Or the idea of them anyway, but I can gets that anywhere. Proud to say I've never seen a frame of all yon wank youse're on about.

Ha ha. Snee and manker are girly girl girls.If watching all that wank eventually made me into a girl, I'd watch it until it worked.
and then I'd finger my fanny and put it on the internets.

Good point, well presented.

[mjmacky]

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I saw this jpg a ways back, liked it more since it required no explanation.

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[mjmacky]

Also, it seems to me your drunken self didn't think it thro' and your sober self is covering up for his short-comings. Tell us more about the horses and the police and the tawdry people who let you play with them.

That's quite the compliment since you could have just as easily assumed I was sober by the time I plopped my laptop upon my laptop. I will defend my drunken self to the end of days, he's a much nicer fucking guy than I am.

We have policemen that mount horses and ride around our downtown looking for drunkards to billy club, that's all there is to it. You might be thinking, "It's 2012 in America, why don't they just pepper spray and shoot them?", and I can only offer to comment that they're just nostalgic types in that way.

The guy who fell was a really good friend of mine, the rest of the crowd was a bit younger and were around because the siblings of acquaintances brought along their crowd. The Venezuelan girl that took the fall was a college mate of someone we knew, and the update on that is that she has absolutely no recollection of the entire ordeal, other than my friend buying her so many beers that she could no longer keep count. She can only tell us that she feels like she got punched in the face.

[Barbarossa]

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I saw this jpg a ways back, liked it more since it required no explanation.

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It would've been better if it were buffy in the background though, eh... hang on.....

[Barbarossa]

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[Alien5]

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCUQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8pUrsUORF4Y&ei=aIRDT_eNJYaphAeB1KDhBQ&usg=AFQjCNGqNvkNJ11t0ILBCZdxxtwBbltJmQ

[manker]

100809
that won't kill him. It isn't wood, it won't even stop him for more than a few seconds.
I simply can't imagine Buffy making this mistake.

In fact, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

[Barbarossa]

Ahhh you got me. I did tweak the image a teensy bit...

Confusingly, that dagger was in the original buffy image, though.

[Artemis]

Moar worrying than the knife, she's checking out his ass while getting ready to strike. She's going to go all girly and not be able to kill such a glittering example of manhood in a minute. :wacko:

[manker]

Arty is right. This is a jawb for Angelus :wub:

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He won't hesitate and he'll most likely start working his way through the Cullen brood.

[Barbarossa]

He's gotta get out of that cage first...

Unless he's the T-1000 cunningly disguised as a vampire.

Wait, he is a vampire isn't he? :unsure:

[manker]

pfft pneub. Of course he is.
He did manage to get out of the cage in series four but then they put a soul back into him and it all got a bit boring for a while.

Angelus was last seen, replete with soul, fighting a gigantic flying dragon.
The inference was that he, and his crew, had their existence snuffed out but even if that were so, he's got out of worse situations before :smilie4:

Putting a long overdue end to that Twilight guy would not be any kind of a problem.

[IdolEyes787]

pfft pneub. Of course he is.
He did manage to get out of the cage in series four but then they put a soul back into him and it all got a bit boring for a while.

Angelus was last seen, replete with soul, fighting a gigantic flying dragon.
The inference was that he, and his crew, had their existence snuffed out but even if that were so, he's got out of worse situations before :smilie4:



Only to return in Season 8 be possessed by the ultimate evil and end up killing Gilles. The true tragedy in all of this though is that Xander survives.

[Snee]

100809

Looks like she might be aiming for his arse.

Secret vampire achilles-heel?

[IdolEyes787]

100809
that won't kill him. It isn't wood, it won't even stop him for more than a few seconds.
I simply can't imagine Buffy making this mistake.


Also because no one cares ,it could be silver or mystical.

[Something Else]

Are you phoning people up from the interwebs again? Didn't you learn your lesson from that time when you phoned JP?

In other news why does my daughter like Bridge to Terabithia so much? It's a fucking awfully depressing film on every level imaginable.I quite like phoning people from the internets :happy:
JP is an exception, a truly h4r5h bar-steward who said I sounded like a girl - but I don't, he was just being Scotch. I've got a deeply masculine throaty voice.
Don't I, ben :unsure:

It was all a bit Welsh. I thought they were asexual. :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

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Is that not Lieutenant Worf's Hegh'bat knife :unsure:

[manker]

that won't kill him. It isn't wood, it won't even stop him for more than a few seconds.
I simply can't imagine Buffy making this mistake.


Also because no one cares ,it could be silver or mystical.Oh yeah. Could be. I don't know whether silver kills sparkly vampires though. I know it would slow down the True Blood vamps and Angelus but it would make no impression upon the Salvatores.

Agree on Xander, btw. Worst character ever. One consolation I take from him almost spoiling every episode is that he never got another acting job :happy:

[manker]

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Is that not Lieutenant Worf's Hegh'bat knife :unsure:I was looking for that and found this:

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Words almost fail me but fuck knows what Terry Griffiths was up to there.

[IdolEyes787]

[QUOTE=IdolEyes787;3653726]
Agree on Xander, btw. Worst character ever. One consolation I take from him almost spoiling every episode is that he never got another acting job :happy:

Seems Nicholas Brendon just does that to people.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSIEnOtsgzM&feature=related

Btw since you mentioned the final episode of Angel earlier and not knowing how you'll answer,up to this point I seem along in the opinion that it was ,as finale's go, pretty terrific. Not Buffy terrific but a fitting ending with everyone seemingly going out in one final "fuck you I may die but I will never give up" blaze of futile heroism.

[manker]

Seems Nicholas Brendon just does that to people.

Btw since you mentioned the final episode of Angel earlier and not knowing how you'll answer,up to this point I seem along in the opinion that it was ,as finale's go, pretty terrific. Not Buffy terrific but a fitting ending with everyone seemingly going out in one final "fuck you I may die but I will never give up" blaze of futile heroism.You did all that on purpose, mes yeux :pinch:

I think the Angel finale is the best I've ever seen, better than Buffy's - which wasn't 'final' enough for me.
I loved the build up to it, the rhetoric - especially the imagery - and think I might even have cheered at some point during my first viewing.

[ziggyjuarez]

He glass'd me!!!

[manker]

I'm gonna shoot you!!1
and physically burn you!1

[weenden]

Gee Angel been over for how long ....man im old

[Something Else]

Posting on the internets while at work >.

:smilie4:

[weenden]

if you get away with it ....me im out of work so its easy for me

[manker]

Posting on the internets while at work >.

:smilie4:
It's the only way to roll :smilie4:

[Something Else]

It's the first thyme I've tried it. True story. It was a bit fiddly. I was up a tree and it was raining. :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

Wee-Eenden emailed me today, asking why I didn't post here any more. Another true story.

[manker]

You should have glibly referred him to your previous post.

My own posting from work experience isn't without peril. If I had a pound each time I spilled coffee on myself whilst thoughtlessly ruining people's lives on here, I'd have about £4 :mellow:

[Something Else]

:lol:

In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:

[enoughfakefiles]

:lol:

In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:

Once went to watch my football team play at Oxford, they certainly didn't accept us that day:dabs:

[manker]

:lol:

In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:
Ooooh. Tell her congrats.
They rejected me :emo:

[manker]

:lol:

In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:

Once went to watch my football team play at Oxford, they certainly didn't accept us that day:dabs:
Oxford vs Burnley.
I bet it was packed to the rafters.

You should have been born Welsh, we can decide who to support at at early age and retain a soft-spot for the Welsh teams.
It often turns out for the better :smilie4:

[chalice]

:lol:

In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:

Noice.

It's always liberating when the parole is served.

[Artemis]

:lol:

In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:

A big congrats to Mrs. Something Else, not an easy feat. Shirley you'll continue to defenestrate the local flora though ? :blink:

[megabyteme]

:lol:

In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:

I have one of their dictionaries, I think. I expect she'll learn all kinds of new words. Is she majoring in any particular letter?

[manker]

^ :lol:

[mjmacky]

I haven't really thought about it lately, but it's really old school to have dictionaries and encyclopedias at the ready. The last time I touched a physical dictionary is when I put it away after my last move.

[manker]

Playing Scrabble in uni was the last time I touched one.
Wild times :mellow:

[Barbarossa]

I was playing scrabble with Mrs Barbarossa a couple of weeks ago and I reached out for the paper dictionary only to be told that my brand new kindle has one built in. I was amazed, embarrassed and ever so slightly aroused.

(I lost by the way, I've been told by numerous people that they thought I'd be better at scrabble than I actually am, which I agree with. I tend to try and make pretty crossword patterns rather than concentrating on getting a high score, but anyway it keeps Mrs B. happy)

[manker]

Don't feel bad, barbie. The Welsh are Scrabble masters :smilie4:

I get told by people that they think I'd be better at mental arithmetic that I am (I'm pish at it), especially when playing darts.
Old people rawk at t'subtraction.

[chalice]

Twice watched a hella fascinating documentary film about gypos and their feuds and their resolution/excaserbation of such with bare knuckle fights over a twelve year period. It was filmed over twelve years, it didn't take me twelve years to watch it, like.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606259/

Serious business and utterly engrossing. Watch it or do something else.

[manker]

Haven't watched a decent documemntary in ages, so I think I'll steal that. Cheers.
Problem is though now I'll know it gets resolved after 12 years. If it looks close to resolution after five, I'll know that some pikey feckwit will arse it all up :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

How do the Irish tell the difference between that and a normal night at the pub?Less alcohol involved?

[chalice]

How do the Irish tell the difference between that and a normal night at the pub?Less alcohol involved?

There's no alcohol involved. Well, not during the fights anyway. These people aren't Irish. They're between nationalities, you ignorant shitehawk.

[manker]

He didn't say they were Irish.
He was having a pop at you. zOmG.

And you need a new mortal enemy as well after Dave's decline into farce.

[chalice]

He didn't say they were Irish.
He was having a pop at you. zOmG.

And you need a new mortal enemy as well after Dave's decline into farce.

He was my mortal enemy for about 3 days about 4 years ago. It didn't work out. He's far too clever and self-deprecating. Since then I've grown to love the silly old sock.

[IdolEyes787]

As it's about generational blood feuds and there was no mention of sand involved I took a shot.

[manker]

He didn't say they were Irish.
He was having a pop at you. zOmG.

And you need a new mortal enemy as well after Dave's decline into farce.

He was my mortal enemy for about 3 days about 4 years ago. It didn't work out. He's far too clever and self-deprecating. Since then I've grown to love the silly old sock.Dave read that and thought you were talking about him, blushed, read what I've just written and started self harming again.
True future telling above.

[IdolEyes787]

It didn't work out. He's far too clever and self-deprecatingAs he stopped taking himself so painfully seriously.
farxed

[Snee]

It didn't work out. He's far too clever and self-deprecatingAs he stopped taking himself so painfully seriously.
farxed

Agreed, my good man.

You've come a long, long weigh.

[Snee]

Going to bed. Berb.

[manker]

night, bffl4e :wub:

[IdolEyes787]

Twice watched a hella fascinating documentary film about gypos and their feuds and their resolution/excaserbation of such with bare knuckle fights over a twelve year period. It was filmed over twelve years, it didn't take me twelve years to watch it, like.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606259/

Serious business and utterly engrossing. Watch it or do something else.

I watched the same movie but my copy was inexplicably labeled Snatch.

[chalice]

Twice watched a hella fascinating documentary film about gypos and their feuds and their resolution/excaserbation of such with bare knuckle fights over a twelve year period. It was filmed over twelve years, it didn't take me twelve years to watch it, like.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606259/

Serious business and utterly engrossing. Watch it or do something else.

I watched the same movie but my copy was inexplicably labeled Snatch.

No, that was your mum you were watching.

[manker]

I just wrote something harsh about Idol's Snatch comment and then deleted it, moved on to different threads and harshed there instead.

Yours and Snee's seal of approval appears to have dislocated my sense of cuntery.

[chalice]

I just wrote something harsh about Idol's Snatch comment and then deleted it, moved on to different threads and harshed there instead.

Yours and Snee's seal of approval appears to have dislocated my sense of cuntery.

Embrace your cuntery, dear fellow, it's all that's left us.A dislocated cunt is a wonderful idea.

I'm flooded with imagery right now. Reminds me of days of old when Spitting Image did 'The President's Brain Is Missing'.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DkdK8tFP6Y

[IdolEyes787]

I just wrote something harsh about Idol's Snatch comment and then deleted it, moved on to different threads and harshed there instead.

Yours and Snee's seal of approval appears to have dislocated my sense of cuntery.

Just as well probablywouldn't have been funny would have sailed over my head anyway.

[manker]

Hrm, I don't remember anything about Spitting Image except Roy Hattersley.
Surely I should though - or perhaps I wasn't allowed to stay up late enough to watch it.

[chalice]

Hrm, I don't remember anything about Spitting Image except Roy Hattersley.
Surely I should though - or perhaps I wasn't allowed to stay up late enough to watch it.

I have to ask, mate. How old are you?

[manker]

Distinctly old enough to be able to remember Spitting Image. I just checked it out on imdb.
I think it was just not watched in our house or something else.

[chalice]

That's all right then.

I was beginning to think that you were one of those precocious 10 year olds, which given your post history, would've been more than impressive.

22?

[manker]

That's all right then.

I was beginning to think that you were one of those precocious 10 year olds, which given your post history, would've been more than impressive.

22?:D
I haven't been a precocious ten year old for very close to a quarter of a century.
If the internet was invented then, I probably wouldn't have bothered with Countdown.

[enoughfakefiles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg7KL4v1w0

[manker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg7KL4v1w0
Class.

[chalice]

manker's a modulationist

All's changed, changed utterly. A terrible beauty is born.

[IdolEyes787]

OK in respect to the new Mod and before I say anything else I need a clear definition of acceptable obscenity.

[megabyteme]

What the HELL?!!! I was the one who made the ridiculous request to get blue'd.

Manker stole my stars. I'd report him, but he'd just intercept the complaint.

Fuck. First the entire real world goes corrupt, now my favorite scratching post....

:fist:

[/rage]

[sycophant] Congrats, sir! You'll do well. :happy:

[IdolEyes787]

Even with the blue stars I didn't believe he was a Mod but he seems to have stopped actively posting so I guess I was wrong.

[Alien5]

He's probably blind/drunk/wasted/robbed in some airport/hotel/bar in the middle of nowhere/wales sharing a motel room with a curtain ring salesman or something else.

[Artemis]

He's probably ..... sharing a motel room with a curtain ring salesman or something else.

I still love that movie. :D

[Alien5]

He's probably ..... sharing a motel room with a curtain ring salesman or something else.

I still love that movie. :D

John Candy is a Legend, He's at the best he's ever been in that movie IMO

[Alien5]

Lol scary movie was shit, I mean all of them and every other film by the same unfunny bunch.

[Alien5]

It's not even as good as the movie called Top Secret,that at least had a story line in there but was just a load of ridiculous sketches joined together, it was in the same style as AIrplane the Movie which took the piss out of those really serious but well made disaster movies of the 70's like the towering inferno (1974) and the poseidon adventure (1972).

[Artemis]

One of my favorite scenes:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEZv0FUPtcc

[Alien5]

I like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu80vwfXzGs

[ziggyjuarez]

Is John candy dead? I haven't seen him in years :(

[Artemis]

Is John candy dead? I haven't seen him in years :(

No he is in a state of cryostasis after an unfortunate yodeling incident while on location in the Swiss Alps, which caused an avalanche. :blink:

[ziggyjuarez]

I feel so much better:)

[manker]

Had a great night last night, apart from the getting blind drunk and robbed of my dignity in some bar in the middle of Cardiff. I didn't end up sharing a motel room with a curtain ring salesman tho', which was nice.

Did anyone see the game, we won the Triple Crown :smilie4:

101371

Against the English. In Twickenham :smilie4:

[Alien5]

Welcome home boss.

[manker]

The modulator thing; it's basically a grammar improvement exercise which will benefit the bored as a hole.

[teflon05]

Hole, as in orifice?

[Proper Bo]

Had a great night last night, apart from the getting blind drunk and robbed of my dignity in some bar in the middle of Cardiff. I didn't end up sharing a motel room with a curtain ring salesman tho', which was nice.

Did anyone see the game, we won the Triple Crown :smilie4:

101371

Against the English. In Twickenham :smilie4:

rugby, lol.

[manker]

Hole, as in orifice?Indeed. I will place my idiom rod in the collective butt of non-conformists.

[manker]

Had a great night last night, apart from the getting blind drunk and robbed of my dignity in some bar in the middle of Cardiff. I didn't end up sharing a motel room with a curtain ring salesman tho', which was nice.

Did anyone see the game, we won the Triple Crown :smilie4:

101371

Against the English. In Twickenham :smilie4:

rugby, lol.:dabs:
Only rich English people like rugby.

[Proper Bo]

rugby, lol.:dabs:
Only rich English people like rugby.

I heard the welsh and aussies like it too, like.

[manker]

:lol:
You know what I mean, cuntybawls.

[Proper Bo]

:schnauz:

[manker]

De Gea pwning the fuck out of Norwich, btw.

[Proper Bo]

Is he finally having a good game?:o

[manker]

Yeah :o :o

Rest of the team playing shite, liek.

[Proper Bo]

Like newcastle with krul:smilie4:

[manker]

vorm > krul :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

rod off, bawlbag.

krul > *

[Proper Bo]

he'll be off to a good team soon enough, like:pinch:

[ziggyjuarez]

C:bed.exe

[manker]

he'll be off to a good team soon enough, like:pinch:
Vorm has been orsum for the Swans this season.

Also De Gea must have been man of the match today.
He was unbeatable apart from the one time he wasn't.

[manker]

Quoted wrong post :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

He was unbeatable apart from the one time he wasn't.

genious.

[ziggyjuarez]

Move it fellas.we have a sports world.shouldnt have to tell a mod this :/

[Alien5]

Yeah

[ziggyjuarez]

Wanna be friends?

[Alien5]

I don't know

[ziggyjuarez]

Yeah.i am too selfish for friends...

[manker]

TheDave likes you.

[Barbarossa]

Weird weekend of sportsup :coffee:

[ziggyjuarez]

Me and Dave were more then friends...

[Artemis]

:ghey:

[manker]

Me and Dave were more then friends...
Why aren't you friends anymore?
I got the impression you guise would be together forever.

[manker]

Weird weekend of sportsup :coffee:
The sport gods were kind this weekend. If only Blackburn had beaten City and those plucky Cardiffians had held their nerve, it would have been perfect.

[ziggyjuarez]

Dunno but our union brought about so much like my likeness for white rappers and pseudo intillectual lyrics...

[manker]

Dunno but our union brought about so much like my likeness for white rappers and pseudo intillectual lyrics...That plural surprises me.

[ziggyjuarez]

Eminems ight.

[ziggyjuarez]

Bread ttyl

[megabyteme]

Dunno but our union brought about so much like my likeness for white rappers and pseudo intillectual lyrics...That plural surprises me.

Me too, I always pictured some kind of behind the scenes warring involving swords, lightening, and Sean Connery. :idunno:

[mjmacky]

He engaged her to discuss her cynical noose. He got engaged to her despite the critical news. They are set to be married. They are said to be merry.

[Barbarossa]

So, how is everybody? Ready to talk about files? :coffee:

[manker]

I'm okay.
I bought some lovely navy blue binders from Tesco the other day, the supermarket - not the precocious admin, and they were just the job.

:mellow:

[Snee]

So, how is everybody? Ready to talk about files? :coffee:

I wrote an addition to a webservice earlier at wurk.

I'm hella rusty on c#, and I've not done owt like it before, so I was just freestyling.

Idk if I like the amount of times it hits the dbase for more info, but I ran it by a mate, and he seemed to think it was better to do several calls than do a join.



Made a new class, in its own file, like :idunno:

[ziggyjuarez]

.gif my favorite

[Snee]

.gifs are nice, but .png is really the bomb.

[Barbarossa]

I couldn't agree more. Also .png is way superior to .psd

[megabyteme]

.nfo

N'formation to the max!

[Artemis]

.raw the only way to fly.

[mjmacky]

.7z encompasses all, wins by default.

[Skiz]

Fixin to do an install of this new Windows 8 preview thingy on the laptop. I bet it's garbage. :yup:

[Something Else]

Already bored of the England puntsphere sup.

/Defecting to the Argie gheyme. :runaway:

[enoughfakefiles]

Already bored of the England puntsphere sup.

/Defecting to the Argie gheyme. :runaway:

I forgot Englund were playing, been pretty boring watching them lately:dabs:

[Something Else]

Oops. :pinch:

[manker]

The England gheyme was fairly decent, I thought. Lack of experience cost them 3 goals but they were pretty good keeping the ball and occasionally when they were going forward.
I know he scored the equaliser but wtf Pearce was doing keeping Ashley Young on, in midfield, I have no idea. He was beyond shite after Gerrard went off.

I didn't watch Wales because it was always going to be an awful game and everyone would have been crying anyhow :dabs:

[chalice]

Hoi, mod with the rod, remember back in the olden times when we took busyedit for granted and a multitude of sins vanished into the verbal vapour if velocity was on your side.

Well, I want it back. Sort it out. There's a good chap.

'Last edited' is an ugly, ugly phrase to have hanging about the bottom of your posts.

[manker]

Agreed.
That 60 second window was manna from heaven. I have no idea why it stopped but I want it back.
Sometimes I even leave typos in, hoping no one will notice, rather than edit the post, due to the horrid tag line it leaves.

Now.
Where the feck is barbie when you need him.

[Snee]

You should put the anteater and the cunt apple back in. I mean, who moderates the moderatormen.

[manker]

I want to get that out of my sig, I don't even remember what it means.
This past few months I have been waiting for someone to say something cool.

Altho' I could go down the Darth Cissy route and use something I wrote myself ... .

[chalice]

Now.
Where the feck is barbie when you need him.

At home harvesting eyebrows, and changing nappies.

[Something Else]

You should put the anteater and the cunt apple back in. I mean, who moderates the moderatormen.

:lol: :earl:

[manker]

Now.
Where the feck is barbie when you need him.

At home harvesting eyebrows, and changing nappies.You'd think he would be on late at night.
Like sneaking onto the internets, all ninja like, and feeling incredibly naughty while doing it.

I think his missus must make him go to bed before her.

[Alien5]

I imagine he wakes in front of the Tellybox in all his clothes 5 minuites before he has to go to work. :o

[Snee]

I want to get that out of my sig, I don't even remember what it means.
This past few months I have been waiting for someone to say something cool.

Altho' I could go down the Darth Cissy route and use something I wrote myself ... .

Just put in Something cool - Snee 2012.

[manker]

I imagine he wakes in front of the Tellybox in all his clothes 5 minuites before he has to go to work. :o
Have you read any of barbie's posts, at all. He isn't allowed to watch telly after the watershed, much less fall asleep in front of it.
What if he woke up and someone was swearing or something.

[manker]

I want to get that out of my sig, I don't even remember what it means.
This past few months I have been waiting for someone to say something cool.

Altho' I could go down the Darth Cissy route and use something I wrote myself ... .

Just put in Something cool - Snee 2012.Maybe if it was cyrillic.

[Snee]

ffs, it's been years, and I only did a term of it. I can't be arsed to look it up.

Racist :emo:

[manker]

Well fine, cawksmuggler. I'll get barbie to do it tomorrow :snooty:

[manker]

He's like a new and better internets bffl

[Snee]

Watevar. I'm going home :emo:

oandbtw chalice hasn't emptied his pm box so only you know the terrible ckrit of the bored's history I just revealed to you. It's lyke exclusive.

[manker]

You should write the terrible secret here in this thread.
In code. Or cyrillic.
or both :sly:

[mjmacky]

You should write the terrible secret here in this thread.
In code. Or cyrillic.
or both :sly:

что с тобой и кириллицей?

[manker]

You should write the terrible secret here in this thread.
In code. Or cyrillic.
or both :sly:

что с тобой и кириллицей?

thnx <3

[mjmacky]

что с тобой и кириллицей?

thnx <3

Why you no answer my question?

[Snee]

It's ckrit.

Nite, guise.

[manker]

l8rz

===

@ Mary - I thought it was a little presumptuous.
We've only just met.

[mjmacky]

l8rz

===

@ Mary - I thought it was a little presumptuous.
We've only just met.

So a man takes this girl on a date and as they finish dinner he suggests they head back to his place. She tells him, "isn't it a little presumptuous to think I'd sleep with you on the first date?" He replies, "isn't presumptuous a pretty big word for an 11-year-old to use?"

[manker]

A classic.

I told that exact same joke at an initiation for a football team I joined.
Mixed responses.


Mirth correlated closely with age and internets exposure variables.

[megabyteme]

So a man takes this girl on a date and as they finish dinner he suggests they head back to his place. She tells him, "isn't it a little presumptuous to think I'd sleep with you on the first date?" He replies, "isn't presumptuous a pretty big word for an 11-year-old to use?"

I can never tell when you are joking. :idunno:

[mjmacky]

A classic.

I told that exact same joke at an initiation for a football team I joined.
Mixed responses.


Mirth correlated closely with age and internets exposure variables.

You know I was thinking it would be a recognizable classic as well, but just gambled on the off chance nobody here has heard it. I basically pulled that all straight from my head, it's an easy premise to remember, just create the lines and come up with an age. I know several other pedophile jokes as well, they are literally my favorite punch liners.

[mjmacky]

So a man takes this girl on a date and as they finish dinner he suggests they head back to his place. She tells him, "isn't it a little presumptuous to think I'd sleep with you on the first date?" He replies, "isn't presumptuous a pretty big word for an 11-year-old to use?"

I can never tell when you are joking. :idunno:

Let's just put it this way, if it was a true story then I'm a pretty famous guy. Are you willing to take comfort in the fact that I spawned an international classic joke?

[megabyteme]

11 is a bit old for you anyway.

[ziggyjuarez]

Cut off age is birth:01:

[Something Else]

Day off ftw. I'm gonna watch TV in my pants. :smilie4:

[verayingle]

:blink:

[Something Else]

I hope you have an unfortunate kiting accident.

[Snee]

Or get devoured alive by rogue owls.

[mjmacky]

11 is a bit old for you anyway.

It used to be, I've bumped it up over the years.

[enoughfakefiles]

Is there a 5 post rule still in place to get into the Bittard section with some of the above posts :unsure:

Plus i'm getting quite bad at holg down a the keys on my keyboard for longer thinking it does the same as my Blackberry and puts a capital letter in:eyebrows:

[ziggyjuarez]

Almost in the btsec yeah boi!

[weenden]

trying to get healthy and win the internets too boy you want it all Loveeh

[Artemis]

Loveeh was just another J-Dye clone sent off to the gunfight with a rubber knife....

[Skiz]

102024

[Snee]

102035

[Snee]

I sense a theme.

[Snee]

berb, sleep.

[manker]

Yeah, yeah. You're totally going to hang out at that hentai-foundry or w.e.

cya, dewd.

[ziggyjuarez]

In b4 b(and symbol)

[kjac3585]

if i were a mod i would post here and then close the thread...profit!

[ziggyjuarez]

Bump sage

[Snee]

Yeah, yeah. You're totally going to hang out at that hentai-foundry or w.e.

cya, dewd.
I bet you went there and looked, and posted creepy comments, in bold, all over the plaice.

[manker]

You can post stuff there?
I got caught up perusing the pre-teens with horse cocks and tails section and in any case my one hand typing sucks the bawls.

[Snee]

Yes.

And for some reason that's the part I find most disturbing.

You get some really weirdass picture with like lolis getting fucked by a schoolbus with a big grin on its grill or whatevar, and then the first comment is by some dude calling himself big hank or sth and he'll lyke be saying he'd like to trade places with the bus, or her, or either, and he'll be poasting all in bold and there'll be like :beerchug: smilies, and maybe some poetry, or he'll sign off with sth like "the badger". And you sort of start thinking that this man is out there somewhere, acting normal. Maybe he'll have a family and shizzle.