Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[ckrit]

Women, mang.

Always sticking their big tits in your face and pwning your train of logic :no:

[Proper Bo]

Big tits in your face > logic, tho'. You know it makes sense.

[manker]

still, at least she'd prefer me to spend my money on tellyboxes and projectors than taking her abroad, cause she fucking hates forrins. :smilie4:
I just don't know how you two got together. You seem to have nothing in common :schnauz:

[manker]

Big tits in your face > logic, tho'. You know it makes sense.

Yes it does make sense, because it's logical.
What now, paradox-boi :o

[ckrit]

Big tits in your face > logic, tho'. You know it makes sense.

To a point yes. If we were at my plaice, like.


Ever stood on a cliff or something and had the urge to jump?

I'm the same way with big tits and motorboating.

[manker]

Ever stood on a cliff or something and had the urge to jump?
no :unsure:

[manker]

You should definitely motorboat, though.
Subsequently, meet her gaze defiantly, raise one eyebrow, and say; 'you wanted it just as much as me'.

[Artemis]

and then continue to motorboat....


at least until she cuffs you around the head :naughty:

[mjmacky]

Myself and Boatse live in coal-mining/semi-rural parts of the UK and we simply cannot purchase faster internets.
We have to wait for people to upgrade our telephone exchanges before magical speeds can occur.

The point I was making is that I could wait for Dave to get it, and will never see an upturn in my bandwidth. When our ISPs upgrade their equipment, they role out a new plan and charge more for it. My ISP has like 7 layers of internet plans.

[Proper Bo]

Myself and Boatse live in coal-mining/semi-rural parts of the UK and we simply cannot purchase faster internets.
We have to wait for people to upgrade our telephone exchanges before magical speeds can occur.

The point I was making is that I could wait for Dave to get it, and will never see an upturn in my bandwidth. When our ISPs upgrade their equipment, they role out a new plan and charge more for it. My ISP has like 7 layers of internet plans.

my broadband started off loiyke 11/12 years ago at about £20 a month for 0.5mb internets, it got upgraded for free to 1mb, 4mb, 10mb and now 20mb and it's still roughly the same price

[manker]

Myself and Boatse live in coal-mining/semi-rural parts of the UK and we simply cannot purchase faster internets.
We have to wait for people to upgrade our telephone exchanges before magical speeds can occur.

The point I was making is that I could wait for Dave to get it, and will never see an upturn in my bandwidth. When our ISPs upgrade their equipment, they role out a new plan and charge more for it. My ISP has like 7 layers of internet plans.I have no idea what you mean with the first sentence and that isn't the first time I've seen you mix role and roll up.

[manker]

The point I was making is that I could wait for Dave to get it, and will never see an upturn in my bandwidth. When our ISPs upgrade their equipment, they role out a new plan and charge more for it. My ISP has like 7 layers of internet plans.

my broadband started off loiyke 11/12 years ago at about £20 a month for 0.5mb internets, it got upgraded for free to 1mb, 4mb, 10mb and now 20mb and it's still roughly the same priceMy internets have got cheaper. It was £25 to start with for 1/2 meg broadband in 2004, it went up to £30 for 1 meg but subsequently dwindled to £9.99 for the ten meg I've got now.

Not complaining, loike.

[ckrit]

The point I was making is that I could wait for Dave to get it, and will never see an upturn in my bandwidth. When our ISPs upgrade their equipment, they role out a new plan and charge more for it. My ISP has like 7 layers of internet plans.I have no idea what you mean with the first sentence and that isn't the first time I've seen you mix role and roll up.
Waiting for Dave to get it would take a long, long, long time, indeed.

[manker]

ffs, mary3

[ckrit]

As I was typing that, I realised you were probably rodding.

But then I decided I'd role with it and see what happened.

[manker]

I only do it like once a month, and it has to be ironic, too, or I just don't feel like it's worth it.
I'm also happy enough if no-one realises.

Looking back, those smilies barbie put in are so gauche.

[mjmacky]

The point I was making is that I could wait for Dave to get it, and will never see an upturn in my bandwidth. When our ISPs upgrade their equipment, they role out a new plan and charge more for it. My ISP has like 7 layers of internet plans.I have no idea what you mean with the first sentence and that isn't the first time I've seen you mix role and roll up.

Think about how long it would take Dave to "get it", get it? Also, if it's a pattern thanks for alerting me. That just makes role/roll a new pair I have to hunt down since I do it with you're/your (which I type out incorrectly about 50 % of the time).

[mjmacky]

n/m for explanation

[ckrit]

:glag: :pinch:

[manker]

:glag: :pinch:And now you see why I like Mary so much :wub:

[chalice]

Sup intercunts.

Back in beeswax to the max. Got new Virgin internets activated today, innit. 15 squids a month. Supposed to be up to 30 megs. 30 megs my hoop. Fastest I've gotten is about 15 megs on usenets. Still, I'm not complaining, like.

Anyway, you're all a bunch of cunts. :01:

[gamefan]

chavis at last, which one should I do first?

[manker]

Thank fuck for that.

My computer hasn't been the same without you residing within it.

WB, Cuntois McChavbawls.

[chalice]

chavis at last, which one should I do first?

Whichever one you like, Dave. I couldn't really give a distant relation of a fuck, to be honest.

[manker]

He's been waiting for ages.
It'd be funny to ban him now.

[chalice]

Thank fuck for that.

My computer hasn't been the same without you residing within it.

WB, Cuntois McChavbawls.

Cheers, mankdawg.

Having no internets is a bad scene. Had to use my imagination to masturbate and everything, and the buffer time in my cranium is worse than fucking dial-up. True story.

[chalice]

He's been waiting for ages.
It'd be funny to ban him now.

Let him get his joke out first. The poor stalking freak is chomping at the bit. It better be good, though. I won't be holding my breath.

:lol: Too late.

[ckrit]

:glag: :pinch:And now you see why I like Mary so much :wub:

Meh, poser.

I liked mary before it became cool.

[manker]

Thank fuck for that.

My computer hasn't been the same without you residing within it.

WB, Cuntois McChavbawls.

Cheers, mankdawg.

Having no internets is a bad scene. Had to use my imagination to masturbate and everything, and the buffer time in my cranium is worse than fucking dial-up. True story.You should have said something, I had assumed you'd have a back up of the internets.
I could have sent you my copy.

Btw, I was getting dangerously close to emailing a; 'is everything alright, mate :unsure:' note.

Which might or might not have been a bit ghey.

[manker]

And now you see why I like Mary so much :wub:

Meh, poser.

I liked mary before it became cool.You don't like her as much as I do. Besides, I made it cool.

Previously she was an under-appreciated and misunderstood trainee h4r5hist.

[manker]

He's been waiting for ages.
It'd be funny to ban him now.

Let him get his joke out first. The poor stalking freak is chomping at the bit. It better be good, though. I won't be holding my breath.

:lol: Too late.it's kinder this way.

I imagine he's just smashed his keyboard and possibly some of his Squeamous memorabilia to smithereens, however.

[ckrit]

Fuck no. She's responsible for the first atheist thread where I didn't call the OP all sorts of names for shits and giggles.

I could tell she was special even back then. So there.

[chalice]

Cheers, mankdawg.

Having no internets is a bad scene. Had to use my imagination to masturbate and everything, and the buffer time in my cranium is worse than fucking dial-up. True story.You should have said something, I had assumed you'd have a back up of the internets.
I could have sent you my copy.

Btw, I was getting dangerously close to emailing a; 'is everything alright, mate :unsure:' note.

Which might or might not have been a bit ghey.

If only I'd known. It would've been ghey. Good job you didn't.

In other news, my mental daughter got into a fucking top notch grammar school and I think the 14 year old is getting his end away (he looks confused and delighted).

I tried to join the dots with a magic marker on the acne on his back the other day, but I only got as far as 'caw' before he ran away.

[ckrit]

You guise have traded emails. Like girls :ghey:

Are ewe pen pals now?

[CharlesW]

Let him get his joke out first. The poor stalking freak is chomping at the bit. It better be good, though. I won't be holding my breath.

:lol: Too late.it's kinder this way.

I imagine he's just smashed his keyboard and possibly some of his Squeamous memorabilia to smithereens, however.

Assuming there is anger where there is just resolve :glag: Fool.

Seen my latest blog update manker, it's all about you.

Seriously chavis you should let me know who I should do first, I am interested.

[ckrit]

Oh, god. You're just a terrible retard, aren't you.

[CharlesW]

Yep, that's me. I'm retarded enough to think that actions have consequences, what an odd bloke eh?

[manker]

You should have said something, I had assumed you'd have a back up of the internets.
I could have sent you my copy.

Btw, I was getting dangerously close to emailing a; 'is everything alright, mate :unsure:' note.

Which might or might not have been a bit ghey.

If only I'd known. It would've been ghey. Good job you didn't.

In other news, my mental daughter got into a fucking top notch grammar school and I think the 14 year old is getting his end away (he looks confused and delighted).

I tried to join the dots with a magic marker on the acne on his back the other day, but I only got as far as 'caw' before he ran away.Fourteen's a great age for that. You can brag with impunity 'cus everyone is impressed. And perhaps now the gifted one will stop breaking your fecking laptops.

My son's bought some Messi football boots with his birthday money today, so I'm off out for a kick around.
They were £60 near enough. He's eight and will grow out of them in no time at all.

[manker]

it's kinder this way.

I imagine he's just smashed his keyboard and possibly some of his Squeamous memorabilia to smithereens, however.

Assuming there is anger where there is just resolve :glag: Fool.

Seen my latest blog update manker, it's all about you.

Seriously chavis you should let me know who I should do first, I am interested.You have a blog in which you write about me. This is news.

Would you like me to send you a signed picture of myself, you could perhaps put stick it to your dressing table mirror and write 'manker <3' in lipstick just underneath it.

[ckrit]

Dave, you idiot. If you spent half the effort you do on faffing about on the internets being an arseclown, on doing something productive instead, like seeking psychiatric help or patching up your, by all account monumental fuckup of a marriage, you might not be crazy as a shithouse rat now.

[manker]

You guise have traded emails. Like girls :ghey:

Are ewe pen pals now?
We did it in a manly way like for ebewks and stuff and if there was any cawk-watching, it was only to compare sizes so it wasn't ghey.

[ckrit]

Pfft.

I found your photo wot I saved the other day:

107661

[manker]

I'd do me.

[ckrit]

So would I.

[ckrit]

Got any noods? :smilie4:

[arseclown]

Dave, you idiot. If you spent half the effort you do on faffing about on the internets being an arseclown, on doing something productive instead, like seeking psychiatric help or patching up your, by all account monumental fuckup of a marriage, you might not be crazy as a shithouse rat now.

See there we go again, with yet another useless cunt thinking they can disrespect me by using my real first name, whilst they whine on about me not respecting them and their friends.

I'm sure that's part of all your problems you know... all of you. You think you can be as disrespectful as you like and that no one will ever have the bollocks to seriously disrespect you back.

My marriage is fine thanks.

I love the idea that I who didn't spew lies about her behind the scenes, who didn't pour shit all over someones real life for months, who has only ever poured shit on the scum who have poured shit on me, who doesn't think there afre nmo consequences for the way I treat others, am the one who needs help. It's really really funny. What's more is that it's the opinion of retards who do behave that way, and expect there to be no consequences :glag: You're all mental.

[ckrit]

Oh noes.

Did Dave kill eberyone in the lounge but me already?


This is like when that dewd wakes up from his coma in in 28 days later and it's all newspapers on the floor and badly parked cars.

[Snee]

Oh noes.

Did Dave kill eberyone in the lounge but me already?


This is like when that dewd wakes up from his coma in in 28 days later and it's all newspapers on the floor and badly parked cars.

It's just us left now.

We'll be talking to ourselves in no time at all :no:

[Et tu]

Not to wurry, guise.

I'll save you :smilie4:

[chalice]

Save me too. Dave is coming to get me. Oh noes. How he plans to do that, I haven't a fucking notion. I'll be hella impressed if he does.

He seems somewhat tormented with the misapprehension that I said bad stuff on the internets about him. That's just not the kinda thing I would do, though, so I just don't know where he gets it from. I never said nuffink, Dave. :dunno:

Unless he means all that stuff I posted about him being an unbalanced stalker, a liar, a generally bad parent and a preposterously bad husband. In which case, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I did say all that and I'd say it again in a fucking heartbeat.

I'm a waiting, Dave The Depraved, but my money's on old age getting to me first, you fucking nincompoop.

[Snee]

Dave, you idiot. If you spent half the effort you do on faffing about on the internets being an arseclown, on doing something productive instead, like seeking psychiatric help or patching up your, by all account monumental fuckup of a marriage, you might not be crazy as a shithouse rat now.

See there we go again, with yet another useless cunt thinking they can disrespect me by using my real first name, whilst they whine on about me not respecting them and their friends.

I'm sure that's part of all your problems you know... all of you. You think you can be as disrespectful as you like and that no one will ever have the bollocks to seriously disrespect you back.

My marriage is fine thanks.

I love the idea that I who didn't spew lies about her behind the scenes, who didn't pour shit all over someones real life for months, who has only ever poured shit on the scum who have poured shit on me, who doesn't think there afre nmo consequences for the way I treat others, am the one who needs help. It's really really funny. What's more is that it's the opinion of retards who do behave that way, and expect there to be no consequences :glag: You're all mental.

Cool beans. Someone just let you through moderation.

A few points:

*You're delusional as anything. If you were capable of any sort of self-reflection, you'd see how insane you've seemed for months now. But sadly you'll have to take my (and every other reader's) word for it.

*This little extremely prolonged tantrum you've been throwing for months now is not only idiotic, but also counterproductive, assuming you really did want anyone to take you seriously with regards to your stories about squeamous.

*For the most part, people haven't been insulting you as much as told you exactly what you seem like. You act insanely, and you've been obsessive as fuck. And you have stalked squeamous. That's not bile or lies. You made a new account here and started hanging around just to annoy her.

*You're a terrible but prolific liar. Small children could figure that out. You lie like my sister did when she was about six. Essentially denying things so self-evident, no one buys it.

*You'd be far far better off if you could let this go. And you should seek help. This manic behavior won't make life better for you. Also, people only screw with you because you keep hanging around.

*No one would give a shit about how you've acted, in a year, if you don't keep coming back to make a bigger ass of yourself.


That's basically all I'm going to tell you, ever, because you're useless at this point. It's like oleg posting his "I'm a virgin"-threads, over and over. I'm embarassed on your behalf, frankly, and beyond thinking you've got any sort of entertainment value left to give.

You used to be a mildly amusing joke, now you belong in the funny section.

[Snee]

Save me too. Dave is coming to get me. Oh noes. How he plans to do that, I haven't a fucking notion. I'll be hella impressed if he does.

He seems somewhat tormented with the misapprehension that I said bad stuff on the internets about him. That's just not the kinda thing I would do, though, so I just don't know where he gets it from. I never said nuffink, Dave. :dunno:

Unless he means all that stuff I posted about him being an unbalanced stalker, a liar, a generally bad parent and a preposterously bad husband. In which case, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I did say all that and I'd say it again in a fucking heartbeat.

I'm a waiting, Dave The Depraved, but my money's on old age getting to me first, you fucking nincompoop.
He has the bollocks to seriously disrespect you, you know.

Consequentially, he might call you some serious names.

[Et tu]

He has the bollocks to seriously disrespect you, you know.

I for one am greatly relieved his saintly wife and/or squeamous let him keep those to play with.

[chalice]

Dave, he only has one bollock.
His mother is an alcoholic.

[ckrit]

Dave, he only has one bollock.
His mother is an alcoholic.
ffs. So he's been fibbing again.

[chalice]

Dave, he only has one bollock.
His mother is an alcoholic.
ffs. So he's been fibbing again.

He's a pathological prevaricator of the lowest order, mate. He even lies to himself.

[arseclown]

Sorry Snee, I couldn't post here so I put your answer on the blog.

I also created you your very own page chavis, I think you deserve it, for the sake of pity if for no other reason.

Thank you for teaching me that threatening to kill people on the internet can be so much fun btw, I'm really enjoying it :-D

[chalice]

Sorry Snee, I couldn't post here so I put your answer on the blog.

I also created you your very own page chavis, I think you deserve it, for the sake of pity if for no other reason.

Thank you for teaching me that threatening to kill people on the internet can be so much fun btw, I'm really enjoying it :-D

Go right ahead and fill your little booties, Dave. I'm afraid I won't be reading it. I only take death threats seriously when they're not made by comprehensively proven liars.

How's the eight year old? She must be nine by now. Is she old enough to know how deranged you are yet? Some day somebody will drop the dime with her. That'll be a sad day for little old you. She'll probably stop visiting you in the funny farm.

How do you plan on finding me Dave? Will you be visiting a psychic or just sticking a pin in the map of N Ireland hoping I might walk past with a sign around my neck saying 'Hi, I'm chalice. Please kill me Dave'? Maybe you could plummet from a passing plane and hope to land on me. You sad, sad, sorry man.

[Snee]

Dave. I had a look at your blog earlier. It's all you talking to yourself. The reason you had to come here and have a cry so we'd have a look, is because it's not very interesting. It's basically you talking to yourself and being an idiot.

And you may go on doing that all on your own, I'm not reading another paragraph of you ranting like a loon and mistreating the language.

[Artemis]

Sorry Snee, I couldn't post here so I put your answer on the blog.

I also created you your very own page chavis, I think you deserve it, for the sake of pity if for no other reason.

Thank you for teaching me that threatening to kill people on the internet can be so much fun btw, I'm really enjoying it :-D

Well at least you chose yourself a superb self description this time Dave keep up the good stalking. :balustrade:

[arseclown]

Go right ahead and fill your little booties, Dave. I'm afraid I won't be reading it. I only take death threats seriously when they're not made by comprehensively proven liars.

How's the eight year old? She must be nine by now. Is she old enough to know how deranged you are yet? Some day somebody will drop the dime with her. That'll be a sad day for little old you. She'll probably stop visiting you in the funny farm.

How do you plan on finding me Dave? Will you be visiting a psychic or just sticking a pin in the map of N Ireland hoping I might walk past with a sign around my neck saying 'Hi, I'm chalice. Please kill me Dave'? Maybe you could plummet from a passing plane and hope to land on me. You sad, sad, sorry man.

Death threats? Who has been making death threats against you chavis? You should get your moderator mate to ban him. They ban people for much less than that around here you know... Oh! You're now trying to tell the board I've made a death threat against you... good luck with that old chap. It's just another lie spewed at me from a man who has spewed the "stalker lie" so often that nothing he says has any credibility any more.

[chalice]

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.

Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.

[arseclown]

Dave. I had a look at your blog earlier. It's all you talking to yourself. The reason you had to come here and have a cry so we'd have a look, is because it's not very interesting. It's basically you talking to yourself and being an idiot.

And you may go on doing that all on your own, I'm not reading another paragraph of you ranting like a loon and mistreating the language.

See that's what happens when you don't take the time to read the answer I so lovingly prepare for your continuous rantings, you make yourself look like a fool again.

I wonder what happens if I edit this one instead... manker has made posting here such a pain for anyone who isn't one of his mates, pre moderation all over the place.

@ chavis

I told you she was liar... only two years... she's having you on again mate.

[arseclown]

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.

Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.

See I told you she was a liar... two years... it was more than that.

[Et tu]

This is getting a bit repetitive, init?

And very very boring.

[arseclown]

Yep, very boring. What was manker thinking when he made all this happen?

[chalice]

Dave. I had a look at your blog earlier. It's all you talking to yourself. The reason you had to come here and have a cry so we'd have a look, is because it's not very interesting. It's basically you talking to yourself and being an idiot.

And you may go on doing that all on your own, I'm not reading another paragraph of you ranting like a loon and mistreating the language.

See that's what happens when you don't take the time to read the answer I so lovingly prepare for your continuous rantings, you make yourself look like a fool again.

I wonder what happens if I edit this one instead... manker has made posting here such a pain for anyone who isn't one of his mates, pre moderation all over the place.

@ chavis

I told you she was liar... only two years... she's having you on again mate.

It makes absolutely fuck all difference to me if any of what was posted as a result of anything Squeamous might have said was true or not.

Don't you get it, Dave? If it was a lie, which it wasn't, it was a mutually beneficial one. She got to make you reach meltdown on the internets, and I got to have fuckloads of fun facilitating it, and so did everyone else. Except you, that is. Look at you chasing your wickle tail, making blogs on the internets nobody gives a fuck about or responds to.

For the record, I have no doubt that manker (hard as fucking nails that boy) will relieve you of your baseball bat and deposit it firmly in your dual-carriageway of an arse for you while saying something hilarious with his Welsh accent. You big fucking nancy.

[ckrit]

Yep, very boring. What was manker thinking when he made all this happen?

I expect he was well-chuffed that the time machine he'd just invented worked, and probably mostly thinking of that, and how to clip your wee head just right with the hammer he was carrying as he was nearing your crib.

I'll have to give it to him - he did turn you both dumb and mental without impairing your future typing skills too badly. Shame about all the collateral damage, but I suppose it was worth it to wreck your life.


Anything that would explain how manker could make you do what you do pretty much has to involve someone going back in time.

[Artemis]

Dave. I had a look at your blog earlier. It's all you talking to yourself. The reason you had to come here and have a cry so we'd have a look, is because it's not very interesting. It's basically you talking to yourself and being an idiot.

And you may go on doing that all on your own, I'm not reading another paragraph of you ranting like a loon and mistreating the language.

See that's what happens when you don't take the time to read the answer I so lovingly prepare for your continuous rantings, you make yourself look like a fool again.

I wonder what happens if I edit this one instead... manker has made posting here such a pain for anyone who isn't one of his mates, pre moderation all over the place.

@ chavis

I told you she was liar... only two years... she's having you on again mate.

You horrendously abuse the english language when you type it, and the angrier you get, the worse it gets. So from my perspective at least I get treated to remedial writing from someone so incensed they barely make sense, making the effort barely worthwhile personally. :idunno:

[arseclown]

It makes absolutely fuck all difference to me if any of what was posted as a result of anything Squeamous might have said was true or not.

Don't you get it, Dave? If it was a lie, which it wasn't, it was a mutually beneficial one. She got to make you reach meltdown on the internets, and I got to have fuckloads of fun facilitating it, and so did everyone else. Except you, that is. Look at you chasing your wickle tail, making blogs on the internets nobody gives a fuck about or responds to.

For the record, I have no doubt that manker (hard as fucking nails that boy) will relieve you of your baseball bat and deposit it firmly in your dual-carriageway of an arse for you while saying something hilarious with his Welsh accent. You big fucking nancy.

Fuck sake chavis, you must be thick, I'm going to have to explain it to you again.

I know you don't give any kind of fuck.

It wasn't me who had the meltdown, it was you. That's why I feel pity for you.

You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet chavis... I've heard rumours it's filled with nasty shitty liars... you know people who extract fun from making meaningless death threats against other people... people like you.

[arseclown]

You horrendously abuse the english language when you type it, and the angrier you get, the worse it gets. So from my perspective at least I get treated to remedial writing from someone so incensed they barely make sense, making the effort barely worthwhile personally. :idunno:

I must admit to feeling a sense of curiosity about this thing you all have about me being angry.

chavis posts death threats against me, but he's not read as angry.
manker posts lies about me stalking her, but he's not angry.

I post similar stuff, but I am apparently ranting and raving and smashing my keyboard... but I'm not :huh: I wonder why you all credit yourselves with being able to cause in me that which you all constantly deny I cause in you?

[arseclown]

I expect he was well-chuffed that the time machine he'd just invented worked, and probably mostly thinking of that, and how to clip your wee head just right with the hammer he was carrying as he was nearing your crib.

I'll have to give it to him - he did turn you both dumb and mental without impairing your future typing skills too badly. Shame about all the collateral damage, but I suppose it was worth it to wreck your life.


Anything that would explain how manker could make you do what you do pretty much has to involve someone going back in time.

See your bile is much nicer when you don't personalise it with my real name, the one none of you should know but for your nasty little cunt of a female friend.

[chalice]

Yeah, Dave. I'm not the one who got banned. I'm not the one airing his shitey keks on the internets. I'm not the one popping cranial arteries when someone mentions he has an eight year old daughter. I'm not the one setting up ineffectual blogs which serve only to underline his pathetic rejection issues.

I must admit, though, telling you I was gonna get you whacked on the internets was some super-duper fun times. So you're right there. I wish there was another you so I could do it all over again.

[chalice]

I'm still waiting for plod to show up, btw. Must be three months or more since you narked on me. I can only imagine they must be busy or something.

[arseclown]

Anything that would explain how manker could make you do what you do pretty much has to involve someone going back in time.

I suppose I should cover this once again for the hard of understanding around here.

On the day manker decided he would make me "move on irl" I showed that my last five threads hadn't been about the lie she fed chavis, and ths shit storm of lies you'd all created around that. I showed that it wasn't me who raised the subject on that Sunday. That it wasn't me who needed to move on. Sure enough here we are many months later and you retards still can't move on. How many times does my name come up on a board I'm rarely posting on? How many times do you all spew bile at me when I'm not even here to answer it. God sake you mentalists, you've even set up a site for it on wordpress.com.

I was quite happy to just carry on here and leave all the crap in the past, but no manker decided it was an issue... and so it is an issue... and it will remain one, until I am done with it. As I said manker created all of this, and it ain't going away.

[arseclown]

Yeah, Dave. I'm not the one who got banned. I'm not the one airing his shitey keks on the internets. I'm not the one popping cranial arteries when someone mentions he has an eight year old daughter. I'm not the one setting up ineffectual blogs which serve only to underline his pathetic rejection issues.

I must admit, though, telling you I was gonna get you whacked on the internets was some super-duper fun times. So you're right there. I wish there was another you so I could do it all over again.

Yeah, odd that innit chavis... I wasn't banned until you fessed up about her nasty little lie filled PM and the truth about where all the shitty little lies came from was out.

I must admit it looks to me like once the truth was out and you all knew her lie was exposed I held all the cards and could abuse you (and her of course) at will you all bottled it. That can't be right can it chavis? You're not all cowardly custards sitting out here not prepared to take on someone who behaves like you all do?

[arseclown]

I'm still waiting for plod to show up, btw. Must be three months or more since you narked on me. I can only imagine they must be busy or something.

Aha! The joys of the British Criminal Justice system, basically they're of no use... if you want something doing you have to do it yourself in this country. It's reassuring though for a stalker and potential mentalist homicidal maniac like me... ;-)

[arseclown]

Oh! And you can sit out here denying that it matters that she used you like that chavis... but I know better. I know you're pissed off about it :glag:

Sorry mate, I did try and warn you.

[chalice]

and it ain't going away.

:fear: Oh noes.

Dave, you're just J-Dye now only considerably more mental. I stopped giving a fuck about J-Dye about two days after he got banned. I stopped giving a fuck about you the next day.

I've had sniffles that were of more concern to me than you will ever be. I'm more concerned about your children and what your psychoses are manifesting themselves as in the family home. I fear for them. I really do. If I had your address, I'd be getting Ester Ranzen over there right smart.

[chalice]

Yeah, Dave. I'm not the one who got banned. I'm not the one airing his shitey keks on the internets. I'm not the one popping cranial arteries when someone mentions he has an eight year old daughter. I'm not the one setting up ineffectual blogs which serve only to underline his pathetic rejection issues.

I must admit, though, telling you I was gonna get you whacked on the internets was some super-duper fun times. So you're right there. I wish there was another you so I could do it all over again.

Yeah, odd that innit chavis... I wasn't banned until you fessed up about her nasty little lie filled PM and the truth about where all the shitty little lies came from was out.

I must admit it looks to me like once the truth was out and you all knew her lie was exposed I held all the cards and could abuse you (and her of course) at will you all bottled it. That can't be right can it chavis? You're not all cowardly custards sitting out here not prepared to take on someone who behaves like you all do?

I got you banned, Dave. It was a master-stroke. Admit it. I spilt the beans when the time was right. I had you doing Chubby Checker and the Fat Boys all over the place for a year.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02SAekw7wUo

[arseclown]

:fear: Oh noes.

Dave, you're just J-Dye now only considerably more mental. I stopped giving a fuck about J-Dye about two days after he got banned. I stopped giving a fuck about you the next day.

I've had sniffles that were of more concern to me than you will ever be. I'm more concerned about your children and what your psychoses are manifesting themselves as in the family home. I fear for them. I really do. If I had your address, I'd be getting Ester Ranzen over there right smart.

See now there's the problem chavis.

She knew I never posed a threat of any kind.

You've come to realise I don't pose any threat.

Yet I'm banned because I pose some kind of threat and need to be forced to move on irl.

Doesn't make any sense that does it? So make your mind up chavis... if all I am is some meaningless spastic posting crap... why can't you handle that? Why did I have to be banned?

[arseclown]

I got you banned, Dave. It was a master-stroke. Admit it. I spilt the beans when the time was right. I had you doing Chubby Checker and the Fat Boys all over the place for a year.

Awww fuck chavis... sorry mate... unfortunately you can't claim any more credit for me being banned than I can for your epic flid out... she got me banned. The credit is all hers.

[chalice]

I can handle it just fine, Dave. I just thought it would be fun to get you banned. And it was, so it's its own reward.

[arseclown]

Credit where credit is due chavis old chap, you have to hand it to her, she played us both over all of this crap like an expert.

[arseclown]

I can handle it just fine, Dave. I just thought it would be fun to get you banned. And it was, so it's its own reward.

Keep deluding yourself with that mate, I'm sure it makes you feel better every time you realise how she used you :glag:

[Artemis]

You horrendously abuse the english language when you type it, and the angrier you get, the worse it gets. So from my perspective at least I get treated to remedial writing from someone so incensed they barely make sense, making the effort barely worthwhile personally. :idunno:

I must admit to feeling a sense of curiosity about this thing you all have about me being angry.

chavis posts death threats against me, but he's not read as angry.
manker posts lies about me stalking her, but he's not angry.

I post similar stuff, but I am apparently ranting and raving and smashing my keyboard... but I'm not :huh: I wonder why you all credit yourselves with being able to cause in me that which you all constantly deny I cause in you?
Oh so you to type like that when you're calm, well OK I believe you....
A question though, if you are so calm, and this all beneath you, why do you need a blog and to create several alternate usernames (including this latest charmingly titled one :naughty:) to point out said sad pathetic rant of a blog.
Now I say it is a sad pathetic rant of a blog for one specific reason, there are zero replies or comments to your rants, you do realise you are talking to your self, no one is actually interacting with you. They don't care, you have banged your tin drum for so long it is just background noise you irritating little man.

[chalice]

Credit where credit is due chavis old chap, you have to hand it to her, she played us both over all of this crap like an expert.

If it was all a lie, Dave, which nobody seems to believe except yourself, then it stopped being a lie when you turned up at her house all moustachioed and misogynistic. You demonstrated the very nature you denied so vehemently. All it took was a little shove. So if it was a lie, it was an altruistic, utilitarian one. I prefer the term 'entrapment' myself, like.

[football]

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.
Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.Someone should ban this pedo scum.

people like him make me sick. Not sick enough to touch kids. But pretty sick. Touching kids is the worst, worse than touching your mother and then taunting her face.

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

[arseclown]

Oh so you to type like that when you're calm, well OK I believe you....
A question though, if you are so calm, and this all beneath you, why do you need a blog and to create several alternate usernames (including this latest charmingly titled one :naughty:) to point out said sad pathetic rant of a blog.
Now I say it is a sad pathetic rant of a blog for one specific reason, there are zero replies or comments to your rants, you do realise you are talking to your self, no one is actually interacting with you. They don't care, you have banged your tin drum for so long it is just background noise you irritating little man.

OK in the interests of trying to be open about all of this.

I have always come across as being aggressive to people who don't know me. Across the years on any number of different message boards. You can check that with Sophie. It's just how I come across. It's not because I'm angry. I can't help it although over the years I have tried to change the tone of my ramblings, I've never had any success with it it, so I gave up.

The blog was me copying Mary, he created one, I thought I can do that, so I did. There's nothing on it that's worth shit.

Irritating... I beg your fucking pardon... I'm far better than just irritating... I'm fucking obnoxious if you don't mind.

[manker]

Sup, guise.

Looks like Dave's gone into contrite mode ahead of schedule.

There's nothing to see now, I guess. When he isn't mental, he isn't interesting.
Bai, Dave :wave:

[chalice]

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.
Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.Someone should ban this pedo scum.

people like him make me sick. Not sick enough to touch kids. But pretty sick. Touching kids is the worst, worse than touching your mother and then taunting her face.

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

Yep, he's a sick pup right enough.

I've seen video footage of him laughing it up with Gary Glitter, Chris Langham and Pete Townsend in a Thai hot tub, waving lollipops enticingly at everything under three foot tall that happens by. Even Michael Barrymore walks into shot just to spit in their faces.

[arseclown]

If it was all a lie, Dave, which nobody seems to believe except yourself, then it stopped being a lie when you turned up at her house all moustachioed and misogynistic. You demonstrated the very nature you denied so vehemently. All it took was a little shove. So if it was a lie, it was an altruistic, utilitarian one. I prefer the term 'entrapment' myself, like.

chavis, let me timeline it for you.

I turned up and started in playing with you.
She sent you that PM.

You started in on the stalker crap
She took one or two digs at me on here.

I asked her via PM to stay away from me.
The stalker crap continued.

Eventually I accepted that I would have to piss away several hours to ask her to her face to stay away from me.
That's when I visited her... to ask her to please stay away from me.

Immediately after that visist she posted that "stay away from me or I'll call the police" post... I did love the irony of being told to stay away from someone who steadfastly has refused to stay away from the subject of me. Especially after pissing away two hours of my life going to ask her to stay away from me.
She also stated then that her remarks about me posing a physical threat to her were meant as a lighthearted comment <- that's not word perfect, but that was what she said to you all on this board.

Fast forward a bit. She posted up that she knew Dave, that she knew he didn't pose her any danger. That he loved her... yeah OK she was a bit off the mark with that, but I do care about her (that she's OK and is happy, you know)... yeah even now after all this crap... that's what a stupid git I am.

You posted up your flid out thread... it all went downhill from there.

You revealed the existence of her PM.

Stalked her... yeah course I have... not.

[manker]

Just received a pm from Squeamous. I fucking knew it.

She says Dave did two years for tampering with his daughter and he's now on the sex offender's register for life.
Apparently it's a matter of public record, so y'all can look it up if you don't believe me. Dave, you fucking pervert.Someone should ban this pedo scum.

people like him make me sick. Not sick enough to touch kids. But pretty sick. Touching kids is the worst, worse than touching your mother and then taunting her face.

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

Yep, he's a sick pup right enough.

I've seen video footage of him laughing it up with Gary Glitter, Chris Langham and Pete Townsend in a Thai hot tub, waving lollipops enticingly at everything under three foot tall that happens by. Even Michael Barrymore walks into shot just to spit in their faces.Good thing Mulder doesn't live in Thailand :no:

[chalice]

Ha ha. I'm not reading that, Dave.

Bye Dave.

[arseclown]

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

:feardave:

[arseclown]

Ha ha. I'm not reading that, Dave.

Bye Dave.

Bye chavis, catch you soon :-)

[chalice]

Someone should ban this pedo scum.

people like him make me sick. Not sick enough to touch kids. But pretty sick. Touching kids is the worst, worse than touching your mother and then taunting her face.

Dave is a menace and he must be stopped.

Yep, he's a sick pup right enough.

I've seen video footage of him laughing it up with Gary Glitter, Chris Langham and Pete Townsend in a Thai hot tub, waving lollipops enticingly at everything under three foot tall that happens by. Even Michael Barrymore walks into shot just to spit in their faces.Good thing Mulder doesn't live in Thailand :no:

Are you sure? If I was interpol on the hunt for mulder, Thailand would be the first place I'd look. He'd make a fortune.

[manker]

Hold up. What's all this about a baseball bat. Has something transpired where Dave said he's going to come and duff me up.
With a bat.

Are you bringing a bat cus you're old, Dave. I thought you were ex-army. Have you gone a bit soft, like, or were you just lying.


n'awwh, it's sweet in a way. I've never met an internet tough guy who has such self esteem issues that he has to threaten defenceless accountants with baseball bats.

[arseclown]

Yep, he's a sick pup right enough.

I've seen video footage of him laughing it up with Gary Glitter, Chris Langham and Pete Townsend in a Thai hot tub, waving lollipops enticingly at everything under three foot tall that happens by. Even Michael Barrymore walks into shot just to spit in their faces.

Seen video footage, you lying bastard, you filmed it.

[chalice]

Hold up. What's all this about a baseball bat. Has something transpired where Dave said he's going to come and duff me up.
With a bat.

Are you bringing a bat cus you're old, Dave. I thought you were ex-army. Have you gone a bit soft, like, or were you just lying.


n'awwh, it's sweet in a way. I've never met an internet tough guy who has such self esteem issues that he has to threaten defenceless accountants with baseball bats.

Yeah, apparently it's baseball bats at dawn, mate. He's even posting on the internets the instrument of your doom.

I'll send you a crash helmet. You should be fine as long as you keep it on at all times.

[arseclown]

Hold up. What's all this about a baseball bat. Has something transpired where Dave said he's going to come and duff me up.
With a bat.

Are you bringing a bat cus you're old, Dave. I thought you were ex-army. Have you gone a bit soft, like, or were you just lying.


n'awwh, it's sweet in a way. I've never met an internet tough guy who has such self esteem issues that he has to threaten defenceless accountants with baseball bats.

Defenceless accountants :glag:

Bugger I updated it before you saw it in all of it's glory... you're no fun you know, you spoil all my best wheezes.

[manker]

Ha ha. I'm not reading that, Dave.

Bye Dave.

I did my mate's tax today, he's just grown some of what you youngsters call marijuana. He's a bit skint and when he said he'd bring me up some, I said alright and that he didn't have to bother paying me. So he came up to sign stuff earlier, said he thought he dreamed the marijuana part of the conversation, but would buy me a pint sometime :dabs:

Long story short, I would have been wopped like wot I expect you are but settled for a bottle and a half of the finest babycham monies can buy.

[chalice]

I bet Dave doesn't even own a baseball bat, the lying toerag. What self-respecting Englishman beats people to death with an American plank.

It's just not cricket.

[arseclown]

I bet Dave doesn't even own a baseball bat, the lying toerag. What self-respecting Englishman beats people to death with an American plank.

It's just not cricket.

Fuck rumbled already. I could buy one... christ knows the Americans need the money.

[chalice]

Ha ha. I'm not reading that, Dave.

Bye Dave.

I did my mate's tax today, he's just grown some of what you youngsters call marijuana. He's a bit skint and when he said he'd bring me up some, I said alright and that he didn't have to bother paying me. So he came up to sign stuff earlier, said he thought he dreamed the marijuana part of the conversation, but would buy me a pint sometime :dabs:

Long story short, I would have been wopped like wot I expect you are but settled for a bottle and a half of the finest babycham monies can buy.

That would annoy the fuck right out of me. True story. I'd go back and sabotage the fuck out of his tax returns.

Believe it, or believe it not, I am not wopped tonight. Neither am I babychammed. It's an unnerving state of being and I can wholeheartedly condemn it for anyone who's reading.

[manker]

Hold up. What's all this about a baseball bat. Has something transpired where Dave said he's going to come and duff me up.
With a bat.

Are you bringing a bat cus you're old, Dave. I thought you were ex-army. Have you gone a bit soft, like, or were you just lying.


n'awwh, it's sweet in a way. I've never met an internet tough guy who has such self esteem issues that he has to threaten defenceless accountants with baseball bats.

Defenceless accountants :glag:

Bugger I updated it before you saw it in all of it's glory... you're no fun you know, you spoil all my best wheezes.
I did see it, Dave. I saw it and thought how sweet it was that even at your most mental and when you were trying to be intimidating, you still need to say that you're gonna get me with a bat. I honestly did see it as a compliment to the vision of me you must have. I'm not only better at the internets, but you also think I'd take you in a fair fight.

Anyway, haven't you learned yet that if there is no derision to be gleaned from your words, they have no value.

No-one will play by your rules, no-one will ever post on your blog and no-one is ever going to take you seriously.
I imagine this applies irl too.

[manker]

I did my mate's tax today, he's just grown some of what you youngsters call marijuana. He's a bit skint and when he said he'd bring me up some, I said alright and that he didn't have to bother paying me. So he came up to sign stuff earlier, said he thought he dreamed the marijuana part of the conversation, but would buy me a pint sometime :dabs:

Long story short, I would have been wopped like wot I expect you are but settled for a bottle and a half of the finest babycham monies can buy.

That would annoy the fuck right out of me. True story. I'd go back and sabotage the fuck out of his tax returns.

Believe it, or believe it not, I am not wopped tonight. Neither am I babychammed. It's an unnerving state of being and I can wholeheartedly condemn it for anyone who's reading.orite. i saw that load of pish, couldn't focus on it properly what with being pished, and so decided not to bother reading it.
I thought that a similar thing happened to you.

And I didn't mind about the dopey dope. I do people's tax for nowt fairly often if it's something simple that won't take more than, say, half hour and I think they're a decent spud. I've always liked the old barter/karma swings/roundabouts going around/coming around thing.

[chalice]

That would annoy the fuck right out of me. True story. I'd go back and sabotage the fuck out of his tax returns.

Believe it, or believe it not, I am not wopped tonight. Neither am I babychammed. It's an unnerving state of being and I can wholeheartedly condemn it for anyone who's reading.orite. i saw that load of pish, couldn't focus on it properly what with being pished, and so decided not to bother reading it.
I thought that a similar thing happened to you.

And I didn't mind about the dopey dope. I do people's tax for nowt fairly often if it's something simple that won't take more than, say, half hour and I think they're a decent spud. I've always liked the old barter/karma swings/roundabouts going around/coming around thing.

That's commendable. However that fucking wophead procured your generous cervices under false pretences.

I filled up my mate's kindle and ipod the other day and the miserable fucker didn't even offer to buy me a pint. I knew he wouldn't. That's why I'd love to see his coupon when he finds all the R&B I misnamed as decent tunes.

[manker]

:lol: your foresight legitimises your cuntery.

Talking about generous cervices (:schnauz:), squeams must be well loved up with STM&SD cos she's hardly posting here. I speak to her more in PM than anything.
When we're not talking about Dave and how he fails at life, she fills me in about how how fantastic this other guy is.
As you might imagine, I'm all ears. I lap up that kind of stuff.

You really have to admire the way she lost the zero and got with the hero.

[chalice]

:lol: your foresight legitimises your cuntery.

Talking about generous cervices (:schnauz:), squeams must be well loved up with STM&SD cos she's hardly posting here. I speak to her more in PM than anything.
When we're not talking about Dave and how he fails at life, she fills me in about how how fantastic this other guy is.
As you might imagine, I'm all ears. I lap up that kind of stuff.

You really have to admire the way she lost the zero and got with the hero.

Indeedy-do. You know you've broken Dave's heart again, don't you. That's the umpteenth time this year. They'll be transplanting an iron pump soon.

How is he supposed to face the future without some hope of reconciliation. Someone will drop a balustrade on Sophie's beau's noggin and it'll be all your fault.

[manker]

How inconsiderate of me.
I really should have thought it through and not revealed all that true stuff when there is a small chance Dave might read it and get upset.

One hopes that he doesn't get as angry as a very angry thing and start threatening people with internet baseball bats again.

[Snee]

Some fuckhead and his retarded burd showed up outside my building. She tried to kick down the entrance hollering about living here and wanting to get inside.

This went on for a bit, until the downstairs neighbor lost his shit, went outside, and threatened bloody murder. There was counting to five and stuff.

I was sleeping when it started, so woke up all bawa to the sound of yelling and kicking.

Glad it woke me up, tho. Because as the neighbor ran them off, and turned around to go inside, the door was locked, and couldn't get back, so he woke up the another neighbor, and it started again.

I'd have let him in, but he was too quick. And I was busy glagging anyway.

[Artemis]

:dave: yet again http://i.imgur.com/UDH6B.gif

[Artemis]

Some fuckhead and his retarded burd showed up outside my building. She tried to kick down the entrance hollering about living here and wanting to get inside.

This went on for a bit, until the downstairs neighbor lost his shit, went outside, and threatened bloody murder. There was counting to five and stuff.

I was sleeping when it started, so woke up all bawa to the sound of yelling and kicking.

Glad it woke me up, tho. Because as the neighbor ran them off, and turned around to go inside, the door was locked, and couldn't get back, so he woke up the another neighbor, and it started again.

I'd have let him in, but he was too quick. And I was busy glagging anyway.

This is what fire hoses are designed for....

[Snee]

Now I just need to get to sleep again.

This may take drastic measures. Where's dave's blog again?

[Snee]

How inconsiderate of me.
I really should have thought it through and not revealed all that true stuff when there is a small chance Dave might read it and get upset.

One hopes that he doesn't get as angry as a very angry thing and start threatening people with internet baseball bats again.

Does that pub of yours have a balustrade. I expect dave will be needing one.

[Ron_Ronson]

Hey, guys. This is Ron.

You should be nice to Dave, because it's not his fault.

He acts this way because his I.Q. is really low, and he's got an overactive imagination. He probably just wants to be friends with everyone but don't have the means to express himself like a normal person :( Before you're mean to him again, keep in mind that he also has no life at all, and has to fill the void spewing his lies on the internet :( It probably also doesn't help that he's been overcompensating for being 4'7" all his life. He grew up being bullied, thanks to this. He still wets his bed on a nightly basis :no:

Be nice to Dave, guys.


- Ron

Trust me

[chalice]

Hoi Peabody, sorry to hear you've come over all Gail Porter. Going forward, you will henceforth be renamed Bojak. :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

racist:lol:

[Proper Bo]

Just for that, I'm gonna set this cunt on you...

[Proper Bo]

107809

[chalice]

:lol:

Quality.

[ckrit]

Hey, guys. This is Ron.

You should be nice to Dave, because it's not his fault.

He acts this way because his I.Q. is really low, and he's got an overactive imagination. He probably just wants to be friends with everyone but don't have the means to express himself like a normal person :( Before you're mean to him again, keep in mind that he also has no life at all, and has to fill the void spewing his lies on the internet :( It probably also doesn't help that he's been overcompensating for being 4'7" all his life. He grew up being bullied, thanks to this. He still wets his bed on a nightly basis :no:

Be nice to Dave, guys.


- Ron

Trust me


Listen to Ron guys, you know it makes sense. Be nice to poor small Dave :yup:
:o. So it IS true.

I didn't believe any of it until dave confirmed it :o

[ckrit]

107810

[Artemis]

A far better sense of scale there ckrit. :yup:

[Ron_Ronson]

Listen to Ron guys, you know it makes sense. Be nice to poor small Dave :yup:
:o. So it IS true.

I didn't believe any of it until dave confirmed it :o

I never lie.

I destroyed Mr T, you know.

- Ron

[manker]

:glag: @ a lot of things i can#'t be arsed to quote

Mornsup, coots.

[manker]

How the fuck did Carroll, the most expensive english football player in history, miss that.

The useless coot.

[Proper Bo]

Cause he's a useless cunt that we cunningly made look good so we could fleece the scousers and then finish above them:01:

[manker]

Cunning indeed. And my pished up bet to that effect is looking good ftw

107812

[Proper Bo]

I don't want any of your dirty welsh hair and i'm not impressed with your pishpoor screenshot:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

something about cropping it

[manker]

I don't know wtf I did there :unsure:

[manker]

hao2deleteattachments

[Proper Bo]

brb, shaving off the rest of my hair after being mocked on the internets by a welshman that "sounds like a wee lassie" :emo:

[manker]

:lol: :lol:
I'll have you know that due to sucking on harsh fags, I've got a deep and throaty and completely masculine oration.

Edit: And also, I fixed the attachment problem. Go me.

[Proper Bo]

:lol: :lol:
I'll have you know that due to sucking on harsh fags, I've got a deep and throaty and completely masculine oration.


stop it, stop it right now. That one was way too obvious.

[chalice]

Stuck a fiver each way on Weird Al for the national. It's a fucking certainty. ​To fall.

[manker]

I put two squid on it earlier

[manker]

:lol: :lol:
I'll have you know that due to sucking on harsh fags, I've got a deep and throaty and completely masculine oration.


stop it, stop it right now. That one was way too obvious.I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
And also, I hate liverpool more than I hate pikeys and cockneys ._.

[Artemis]

:lol: :lol:


Edit: And also, I fixed the attachment problem. Go me.

You can walk past your front gate now without crying?

[manker]

:lol: :lol:


Edit: And also, I fixed the attachment problem. Go me.

You can walk past your front gate now without crying?
:schnauz:

Only if I have my linus blanket

[Proper Bo]

107813
smooth as fuck, innit:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

also, I was giving my brother a hand filling a skip with shite out of his back garden yesterday, twatted myself on the left bollock with the shovel handle and it's fucking agony today :pinch:

[Proper Bo]

Stuck a fiver each way on Weird Al for the national. It's a fucking certainty. ​To fall.

me and the wench have our own bets on it, like (picked solely on the names of the horses, as neither of us know a fucking thing about racing*). Pick 3 horses, whoevar's horse comes nearest to first/finishing wins.
I picked seabass and shackalackaboomboom and I've just read on teh bbc that seabass is joint favourite and shackalackaboomboom is 3rd favourite :smilie4:


*unless it's whippets, obviousment

[mjmacky]

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I must incorporate into blog.

Also, left you all alone way too long and missed most of my windows to comment. Delightful reading it was, even one of Dave's.


if you want something doing you have to do it yourself in this country. It's reassuring though for a stalker and potential mentalist homicidal maniac like me... ;-)

Despite my fervid and erred opinion, Dave is capable of lucid moments. I promise this wasn't one of my edits, for I have no special powers here.

[mjmacky]

Now I just need to get to sleep again.

This may take drastic measures. Where's dave's blog again?

Why does everyone keep forgetting, I thought I made it intuitive :(
http://wp.me/2j9yE
see?

[manker]

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smooth as fuck, innit:smilie4:
You just took a pic of the other side of your head or got a non bald mate to pose for you.

[Artemis]

Wow that's fast, eschewed into forum existence then bam! an unperson in the blink on an eye. Sort of brings the concept of futility to a whole new level. I wonder just how many plugs at this futile game Dave will have? J-Dye has him cold, he has some kind of learning disability and just keeps coming back for more, we are in the high hundreds if not thousands of hand created dupes there with J-Dye so you have a ways to go on your futile quest Dave, I'd suggest you pack a lunch.

[manker]

Stuck a fiver each way on Weird Al for the national. It's a fucking certainty. ​To fall.

me and the wench have our own bets on it, like (picked solely on the names of the horses, as neither of us know a fucking thing about racing*). Pick 3 horses, whoevar's horse comes nearest to first/finishing wins.
I picked seabass and shackalackaboomboom and I've just read on teh bbc that seabass is joint favourite and shackalackaboomboom is 3rd favourite :smilie4:


*unless it's whippets, obviousment
What does the winrar get? Also, are you guise living together now or something else?
Intuitively, you're not because you're on the internets and talking to people but you keep mentioning her as if she's nearby and letting you out of her sight occasionally :unsure:

[manker]

I must incorporate into blog.
Quality :happy:

[manker]

Wow that's fast, eschewed into forum existence then bam! an unperson in the blink on an eye. Sort of brings the concept of futility to a whole new level. I wonder just how many plugs at this futile game Dave will have? J-Dye has him cold, he has some kind of learning disability and just keeps coming back for more, we are in the high hundreds if not thousands of hand created dupes there with J-Dye so you have a ways to go on your futile quest Dave, I'd suggest you pack a lunch.The way I see it, Dave is well on his way to becoming J-Dye. He's just coming back too often and having nothing of value to add when he does.

It was fine when it was a weekly thing, you know, let him have his head to spew some bile and hate and defend his honour against the h8r lies. It's just boring when he pops up and is all; 'lol hai, it's me :glag:'
At least J-Dye talks about having sex. Dave can't even do that owing to the missus-dave hating the fuck out of him situation.

[mjmacky]

At least J-Dye talks about having sex. Dave can't even do that owing to the missus-dave hating the fuck out of him situation.

I think he talks about getting engaged more than he does about sticking his junk where it's not welcome. He's been engaged like 40 times that I know of.

[Artemis]

As far as the sex thing goes, and this forum goes, he's fairly fucked now :blink:

[manker]

I've got Chicago Grey (#11) (£42) and Neptune Collonges (#4) (£82) to win.

Here's the link to watch it:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/17712722

[Proper Bo]

me and the wench have our own bets on it, like (picked solely on the names of the horses, as neither of us know a fucking thing about racing*). Pick 3 horses, whoevar's horse comes nearest to first/finishing wins.
I picked seabass and shackalackaboomboom and I've just read on teh bbc that seabass is joint favourite and shackalackaboomboom is 3rd favourite :smilie4:


*unless it's whippets, obviousment
What does the winrar get? Also, are you guise living together now or something else?
Intuitively, you're not because you're on the internets and talking to people but you keep mentioning her as if she's nearby and letting you out of her sight occasionally :unsure:

The winner gets to decide and i've just read 2 of my 3 horses are joint favourites :naughty:
No, we're not living together again yet

[Proper Bo]

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smooth as fuck, innit:smilie4:
You just took a pic of the other side of your head or got a non bald mate to pose for you.

My whole heid is down to the skin all over, like.

[manker]

At least J-Dye talks about having sex. Dave can't even do that owing to the missus-dave hating the fuck out of him situation.

I think he talks about getting engaged more than he does about sticking his junk where it's not welcome. He's been engaged like 40 times that I know of.If his persistence with girls is anything like as intense as his drive to remain a member here, then I'm not surprised.

He's like a typhoon with a priapism.

[manker]

What does the winrar get? Also, are you guise living together now or something else?
Intuitively, you're not because you're on the internets and talking to people but you keep mentioning her as if she's nearby and letting you out of her sight occasionally :unsure:

The winner gets to decide and i've just read 2 of my 3 horses are joint favourites :naughty:
No, we're not living together again yet

Yet, eh :smilie4:

And in that case, I hope her webcam is better than yours.

[Proper Bo]

The winner gets to decide and i've just read 2 of my 3 horses are joint favourites :naughty:
No, we're not living together again yet

Yet, eh :smilie4:

And in that case, I hope her webcam is better than yours.

yet, yes.

[manker]

I've also got bets on West End Rocker, Weird Al and According to Pete.

For teh missus and kiddies.

[Proper Bo]

i've got 1st and 3rd at the moment:smilie4:

[manker]

it's fucking carnage :o

[Proper Bo]

1st, 2nd and 3rd, come on!1!1

[manker]

If neptune collonges wins, I get £84 :o

[Proper Bo]

my three picks led the race right til the end, i ended up with 3rd.
still won our bet tho':smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

you won £84 :01:

[manker]

I might have a few babychams tonight :happy:

[manker]

Why do horse trainers and kenny dalgleish always cry.

The big gays.

[Proper Bo]

Why do horse trainers and kenny dalgleish always cry.

The big gays.

that's the jocks and the irish for you

[Something Else]

I got to run my own team today. There was two of us all together. :emo:

[manker]

:lol: :console:

That explains the long face.


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[Proper Bo]

I've also got bets on West End Rocker, Weird Al and According to Pete.

For teh missus and kiddies.

Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.

edit: Also According to Pete too :lol:

[Something Else]

:lol: :console:

That explains the long face.


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That picture looks a bit like Ruud Van Nistelrooy. :eyebrows:

Bo also photieshawpped me with a ginger beard once. I'll see if I can find the beard bit to post.

[Proper Bo]

I've also got bets on West End Rocker, Weird Al and According to Pete.

For teh missus and kiddies.

Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.

edit: Also According to Pete too :lol:

ah, weird al was just "receiving treatment" they might not have shot it yet.

[Proper Bo]

:lol: :console:

That explains the long face.


107825


That picture looks a lot like me. :eyebrows:

fixed.

[chalice]

I've also got bets on West End Rocker, Weird Al and According to Pete.

For teh missus and kiddies.

Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.

edit: Also According to Pete too :lol:

Just fucking right too. Saves me the time and trouble of personally knackering the bastard. In the back two the whole race. Fell at the 27th.

I'm gonna write to the owner and get him to send me the first pot of glue that dead horse produces. I shall be sniffing the fuck right out of it 'til I gets my money back or an approximation thereof.

[manker]

He was all filling up with tears anyway when Weird Al fell over that hedge thing. The big girl.

And also, I've been informed by teh missus that I have to share my winningz :emo:

[Proper Bo]

Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.

edit: Also According to Pete too :lol:

Just fucking right too. Saves me the time and trouble of personally knackering the bastard. In the back two the whole race. Fell at the 27th.

I'm gonna write to the owner and get him to send me the first pot of glue that dead horse produces. I shall be sniffing the fuck right out of it 'til I gets my money back or an approximation thereof.

I just want to see manker telling the manklets that the horsies they'd picked have been shot in the face.

[manker]

I won't tell him, he'll find out anyway from the internets and be all intense about it and ask me questions and stuff :dabs:

There's only one manlet, btw. The other bets were for my sister's kids.

[Proper Bo]

Well I don't know how many kids you've got, what do I look like? Some kind of baseball bat wielding mustachioed interweb stalker?

[manker]

:glag: :earl:

Speaking of which, someone made another account with a proxy called 'escalations'. Call me a 1337 mystic internet detective, but I banned it because of a fairly strong spidey sense tingle which said 'it's Dave'.

Apparently, it wasn't Dave and Dave then reported me to Cabalo for banning it when it definitely wasn't even him and then made a post on his blog saying it wasn't him.
So like idk what to do now because Dave never lies.

[Proper Bo]

:glag: :earl:

Speaking of which, someone made another account with a proxy called 'escalations'. Call me a 1337 mystic internet detective, but I banned it because of a fairly strong spidey sense tingle which said 'it's Dave'.

Apparently, it wasn't Dave and Dave then reported me to Cabalo for banning it when it definitely wasn't even him and then made a post on his blog saying it wasn't him.
So like idk what to do now because Dave never lies.

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[Proper Bo]

bawxing on 5, innit :smilie4:

[Artemis]

Just fucking right too. Saves me the time and trouble of personally knackering the bastard. In the back two the whole race. Fell at the 27th.

I'm gonna write to the owner and get him to send me the first pot of glue that dead horse produces. I shall be sniffing the fuck right out of it 'til I gets my money back or an approximation thereof.

I just want to see manker telling the manklets that the horsies they'd picked have been shot in the face.

Working around the industry I saw something incredibly fucking sad the other night and I'm still thinking about it. A 4 month old foal had run into a gate and destroyed an eye, therefore it had no depth perception and was no good for racing. I was there when it was shot, a hard thing for such a young animal, but I didn't own it so could only stand by.

[Proper Bo]

I just want to see manker telling the manklets that the horsies they'd picked have been shot in the face.

Working around the industry I saw something incredibly fucking sad the other night and I'm still thinking about it. A 4 month old foal had run into a gate and destroyed an eye, therefore it had no depth perception and was no good for racing. I was there when it was shot, a hard thing for such a young animal, but I didn't own it so could only stand by.
the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.

they're only animals, like.

[IdolEyes787]

Working around the industry I saw something incredibly fucking sad the other night and I'm still thinking about it. A 4 month old foal had run into a gate and destroyed an eye, therefore it had no depth perception and was no good for racing. I was there when it was shot, a hard thing for such a young animal, but I didn't own it so could only stand by.
the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.

they're only animals, like.

Were all "only" animals or is pain and suffering only applicable when it applies to the upright ones?

[IdolEyes787]

Wank.

[Artemis]

Working around the industry I saw something incredibly fucking sad the other night and I'm still thinking about it. A 4 month old foal had run into a gate and destroyed an eye, therefore it had no depth perception and was no good for racing. I was there when it was shot, a hard thing for such a young animal, but I didn't own it so could only stand by.
the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.

they're only animals, like.

Have you ever actually killed anything or are you one of those people who safely standby and say they are only animals while buying your meat safely shrinkwrapped from a supermarket? I am talking about being physically 10' away while a 22 drops a 4 month old foal and it twitches around and dies, because it has no further value.
I actually do have to make a decision about whether animals live or die on a regular basis, and some of those decisions can be hard ones. The attitude that they are only animals from someone who has no direct contact with animals or has never been there when an animal is killed particularly a large animal like a horse is a blind one.

[chalice]

Well, it's a good thing they can't read. Especially with all that fucked up depth perception going around.

[Proper Bo]

the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.

they're only animals, like.

Have you ever actually killed anything or are you one of those people who safely standby and say they are only animals while buying your meat safely shrinkwrapped from a supermarket? I am talking about being physically 10' away while a 22 drops a 4 month old foal and it twitches around and dies, because it has no further value.
I actually do have to make a decision about whether animals live or die on a regular basis, and some of those decisions can be hard ones. The attitude that they are only animals from someone who has no direct contact with animals or has never been there when an animal is killed particularly a large animal like a horse is a blind one.

I'm just not fussed about horses, to be honest.

I'm more concerned about human life than animal life anyway, tho'.

[Proper Bo]

and of course I buy my meat from a shop, it's not like we have cows roaming the city streets where I can handily go and kill one for dinner.

[Proper Bo]

I haven't been around much animal death but I have been around humans and humans who have caused large numbers of deaths, puts things into perspective in terms of whether i'm really going to pretend to be in anyway upset about a horse being destroyed.

[Artemis]

I haven't been around much animal death but I have been around humans and humans who have caused large numbers of deaths, puts things into perspective in terms of whether i'm really going to pretend to be in anyway upset about a horse being destroyed.
You're a prison officer then? Nothing puts it into perspective unless you have actually physically seen it I assure you of that, death on the telly, even a gunshot on the tv is radically different to real life and how an animal reacts is utterly different too.
I can also qualify my statements from the human end as well my brother and sister were killed in separate motorcycle accidents while young, a good friend was disappointed in a relationship and explained that disappointment with a glock, then turned the gun on himself ( I had been at the pub with him a couple of nights before ). Another friend was involved in a rental disagreement that involved a steel bar and an axe, it didn't turn out well....
I have seen alot of death, and sometimes when it is something very young like 4 months old, I find it very pointless and sad.

[Snee]

:glag: :earl:

Speaking of which, someone made another account with a proxy called 'escalations'. Call me a 1337 mystic internet detective, but I banned it because of a fairly strong spidey sense tingle which said 'it's Dave'.

Apparently, it wasn't Dave and Dave then reported me to Cabalo for banning it when it definitely wasn't even him and then made a post on his blog saying it wasn't him.
So like idk what to do now because Dave never lies.
dave's a proper idiot, innit?

It's like he can't resist leaving fuckhueg clues, whenever he registers new accounts or makes a "first" post :dabs:

[mjmacky]

Hey guise, I'm proper whoppered just like you always say and saying comma like, like. Just wanted to say that I wish I could drink with you figments once and enjoy a night out but am sourly disappointed at our distances, like. What I mean is that I love you, all of the you, and hope this admission gets buried in this thread.

[mjmacky]

So while I was out tonight, there was a dude visiting the adjacent table that decided to undo his pants and whip out his cock. My immediate comment was, "if you don't have anything interesting to say, pull out your cock." He came back later with this fat trashy looking bitch. Suspicions confirmed. A man's cock was out, I think that inspired me to be all faggoty and shit.

[chalice]

the thought of a horse with no depth perception made me lol.

they're only animals, like.

Have you ever actually killed anything or are you one of those people who safely standby and say they are only animals while buying your meat safely shrinkwrapped from a supermarket? I am talking about being physically 10' away while a 22 drops a 4 month old foal and it twitches around and dies, because it has no further value.
I actually do have to make a decision about whether animals live or die on a regular basis, and some of those decisions can be hard ones. The attitude that they are only animals from someone who has no direct contact with animals or has never been there when an animal is killed particularly a large animal like a horse is a blind one.

I'm truly sorry to hear about your siblings, Art. That's some Shakespearian devastation right there. If they had motorbikes in Elizabethan times, like.

However, the above does beg the question that if being around dead and dying animals upsets you so much, why do it? I don't think I like the idea of torture porn very much, so I just wouldn't turn up for the audition.

Also, I've seen Mr Ed loads of times and never once in his role as spokeshorse for the equine race did I hear him complaining about the mistreatment of his kind. If he gave a fuck, he'd be up on his hind legs like a rampant Red Rum.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GM0GM4fW4

[mjmacky]

"This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

Maybe my legalese is a bit dated and rough, but sounds like EMI is a bigger faggot than I.

[chalice]

"This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

Maybe my legalese is a bit dated and rough, but sounds like EMI is a bigger faggot than I.

Shite one. Here's another one just for you. I will warn you though, you're gonna fucking hate it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW0YhiQDoaA

[mjmacky]

and explained that disappointment with a glock, then turned the gun on himself

My brother committed the suicide the very same way, trufax. None of us had any idea why he did it. I just remember traveling down the day before his funeral while the whole 9/11 thing happened and not giving a shit about the whole WTC thing.

[mjmacky]

Shite one. Here's another one just for you. I will warn you though, you're gonna fucking hate it.

I got the same exact message, but no worries, Google/Youtube told me, "sorry about that".

[chalice]

Shite one. Here's another one just for you. I will warn you though, you're gonna fucking hate it.

I got the same exact message, but no worries, Google/Youtube told me, "sorry about that".

Fucking racists.

[mjmacky]

I got the same exact message, but no worries, Google/Youtube told me, "sorry about that".

Fucking racists.

Don't let it concern you, they're legal racists
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398824,00.asp

[chalice]

Fucking racists.

Don't let it concern you, they're legal racists
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398824,00.asp

That's fucked. What a bunch of cunts. So it'll be ironic if this works...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CSSFdaVr5U

[mjmacky]

Don't let it concern you, they're legal racists
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398824,00.asp

That's fucked. What a bunch of cunts. So it'll be ironic if this works...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CSSFdaVr5U

Irony accepted :/

[IdolEyes787]

Have you ever actually killed anything or are you one of those people who safely standby and say they are only animals while buying your meat safely shrinkwrapped from a supermarket? I am talking about being physically 10' away while a 22 drops a 4 month old foal and it twitches around and dies, because it has no further value.
I actually do have to make a decision about whether animals live or die on a regular basis, and some of those decisions can be hard ones. The attitude that they are only animals from someone who has no direct contact with animals or has never been there when an animal is killed particularly a large animal like a horse is a blind one.

I'm just not fussed about horses, to be honest.

I'm more concerned about human life than animal life anyway, tho'.

More like unconcerned than more concerned and therein lies the the problem.

[brotherdoobie]

Cupcakes for breakfast, ftw!

I am going to take a nap, too. I rarely take naps.

It's going to be a good day.



-bd :happy:

[manker]

I understand that people who eat meat can get on their high horse and rail against the mistreatment of animals. After all, if I had the choice of being killed with relatively little pain and then eaten, or simply being tortured to death, I'd definitely choose the former.

However, both scenarios are especially unpalatable.
It's for this reason I feel that this particular group of people need to be aware that their stance is, in essence, hypocritical so they should probably concentrate quietly on not mistreating any animals they happen across during the course of their daily routine (excepting the edible ones that their complicity has, unfortunately, killed), rather than berating others who don't give much of a shit about it either way.

Eating meat and being against animal cruelty is most certainly the lesser of two evils.
But there is a third way and it's open to anyone - so those who don't take it are perched on a particularly precarious pedestal.

And also; fuck you, dolphin friendly tuna.

[manker]

Hey guise, I'm proper whoppered just like you always say and saying comma like, like. Just wanted to say that I wish I could drink with you figments once and enjoy a night out but am sourly disappointed at our distances, like. What I mean is that I love you, all of the you, and hope this admission gets buried in this thread.It won't :happy:

The distance is both a blessing and a curse. It sucks that we can't have a beer but it's for the best because I hear that Americans can't drink more than a pint and a half of proper UK produced babycham before being rendered insensible.
If you were to drink with any of us, we'd rape you and then use your phone to buy stuff like anal-beads and RealDolls. And possibly pizza.

i luff u 2 btw <3

[IdolEyes787]

I'm a vegetable vegetation veterinarian I don't eat meat. Anyway don't think the killing of animals humanly for food is the issue here.I believe the issue is someone's unreasonable callousness towards the sad fate another living thing.
Ironically I on the other hand would feel moved to punch anyone in the face who "loled" over the death of that colt.

[manker]

I'm a vegetable vegetation veterinarian I don't eat meat. Anyway don't think the killing of animals humanly for food is the issue here.I believe the issue is someone's unreasonable callousness towards the sad fate another living thing.
Ironically I on the other hand would feel moved to punch anyone in the face who "loled" over the death of that colt.
In that case, I could place an inverted and correctly positioned Taj Mahal upon your pedestal without fear of its demise.
For some reason, I've decided not to eat meat type meat, but that it's okay if I eat fish.

My post is aimed at people like me who abhor hunting but go on the occasional fishing trip and loathe the dog kicking vids on jewtube but happily munch a tuna steak.
I think it's fine for me to hate those things as long as I'm tentatively aware that if I throw a rock, it's liable to crack one of the glass walls of the house in which I reside.

[Artemis]

Fuck! I wanted this to go away, it's staying around like a bad fart in a lift. OK me, I'm a meatatarian, difference is I rear my own dinners. There is a method to that particular madness, I have the land available to do it, and supermarkets rip you off. The food you go and buy in the shrinkwrap, it's brown, that's a bad sign boys and girls, it's been treated and tenderised mmmmmm yummmy. With raising my own beef and pigs I know the history and the age of the animal and it is humanely slaughtered. One minute alive the next not.
The difference in taste is huge, and yes I go on fishing trips too (I've got a piccy around here somewhere of me with with a monster snapper).
To Chavis question why do what I do, I think I actually make a difference, in many cases animals that we retrain would simply be put down. I will explain that further though, racing operates as a business often as a syndicate where several people buy in and pay for a racehorse plus the upkeep. If the horse is not performing it is sacked at that point the trainer suddenly is not being paid for the horse and suddenly has something that is freeloading at that point a decision has to be made about the horses future and virtually all of them are shot for dog food. We offer an alternative some are retrained and go on to make happy hacks for people to ride, some go on to higher levels of competition, some are dangerous and end up in a can and if a horse is in anyway a danger then it does get put down humanely. I'm not all fluffy and save the whales about it, animals have a purpose in life, but there is a difference between a death for a reason and a premature or pointless death.
I challenged Bo for the simple reason that most people sit on the sidelines and buy animal parts in convenient white shrinkwrapped containers these days and that is about as close as they ever get to their food, so that plus hollywood sound effects means they have a good bead on life. The reality is quite different, having shot animals I assure you of that.

[manker]

difference is I rear my own dinnersI know you moved to NZ, mate. But there's no need to get that immersed in local customs :ermm:

[IdolEyes787]

....... animals have a purpose in life......... To be soft and fluffy except for snakes of course who can all go to hell.:angry:

[mjmacky]

because I hear that Americans can't drink more than a pint and a half of proper UK produced babycham before being rendered insensible.

I've found the UK options here to be a little on the milder side. I enjoyed about a half a dozen servings of the St Bernardus Abt 12 last night... I'm not really sure how many but that's the way it seems from the receipt in mah pocket.

P.S. I didn't know my phone could buy RealDolls, so if you'll excuse me I have to go find my phone.

[mjmacky]

difference is I rear my own dinnersI know you moved to NZ, mate. But there's no need to get that immersed in local customs :ermm:

Does he do it before or while it's dinner?

[manker]

I know you moved to NZ, mate. But there's no need to get that immersed in local customs :ermm:

Does he do it before or while it's dinner?I was thinking a fair while before. But now you bring it up, it would save a quid or two on mayonnaise.

[Artemis]

Does he do it before or while it's dinner?I was thinking a fair while before. But now you bring it up, it would save a quid or two on mayonnaise.

:drummer:

[chalice]

I thought everyone except bolemics reared their dinner.

[manker]

because I hear that Americans can't drink more than a pint and a half of proper UK produced babycham before being rendered insensible.

I've found the UK options here to be a little on the milder side. I enjoyed about a half a dozen servings of the St Bernardus Abt 12 last night... I'm not really sure how many but that's the way it seems from the receipt in mah pocket.

P.S. I didn't know my phone could buy RealDolls, so if you'll excuse me I have to go find my phone.I was assuming I could use your pre-existing ebay account or something else. People never log out of stuff on their phones :smilie4:

Also, that beer looks mental and can't possibly taste nice. 10.5% means it's more of a wine, shirley. How much did one of those little bottles cost?
In proper money, like.

[chalice]

That's Carlsberg Special Brew re-branded for yanks. It's England's attempt to turn them all into gypos.

[manker]

That's Carlsberg Special Brew re-branded for yanks. It's England's attempt to turn them all into gypos.Via Denmark, one assumes :schnauz:

[chalice]

That's Carlsberg Special Brew re-branded for yanks. It's England's attempt to turn them all into gypos.Via Denmark, one assumes :schnauz:

The Danes wouldn't drink yon pish. They use their bladders for the filtering process and ship it directly to Scotchland.

[Something Else]

I understand that people who eat meat can get on their high horse and rail against the mistreatment of animals. After all, if I had the choice of being killed with relatively little pain and then eaten, or simply being tortured to death, I'd definitely choose the former.

However, both scenarios are especially unpalatable.
It's for this reason I feel that this particular group of people need to be aware that their stance is, in essence, hypocritical so they should probably concentrate quietly on not mistreating any animals they happen across during the course of their daily routine (excepting the edible ones that their complicity has, unfortunately, killed), rather than berating others who don't give much of a shit about it either way.

Eating meat and being against animal cruelty is most certainly the lesser of two evils.
But there is a third way and it's open to anyone - so those who don't take it are perched on a particularly precarious pedestal.

And also; fuck you, dolphin friendly tuna.


I don't eat meat, but i'd happily kill animals for sport. :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

Also, that beer looks mental and can't possibly taste nice. 10.5% means it's more of a wine, shirley. How much did one of those little bottles cost?
In proper money, like.

Don't know about the bottle as I was drinking draught, but I think they were like $8ish a glass. Right now I'm only into high content Belgian ales, heavy stouts, and hoppy IPAs. It's wine without the headaches (for me personally).

Oh yeah, it's a bit strange that people leave themselves logged into everything. Their desktop I understand, they'd never leave that resting upon a toilet roll dispenser in an airport bathroom. You'd only be able to read my email.

[SneesBestBuddy]

dave's a proper idiot, innit?

It's like he can't resist leaving fuckhueg clues, whenever he registers new accounts or makes a "first" post :dabs:

It wasn't me Snee, manker is so paranoid he is banning innocent souls. He's apparently frightened that I might say something he doesn't like, odd really for a man who spends so much time deliberately saying things that he knows other people won't like. It's all a bit sad and pathetic if you ask me.

[manker]

How would you ever know I banned an innocent soul, unless you were the innocent soul.

Spidey sense, I take it.

[manker]

Also, that beer looks mental and can't possibly taste nice. 10.5% means it's more of a wine, shirley. How much did one of those little bottles cost?
In proper money, like.

Don't know about the bottle as I was drinking draught, but I think they were like $8ish a glass. Right now I'm only into high content Belgian ales, heavy stouts, and hoppy IPAs. It's wine without the headaches (for me personally).
It's a good thing I know that you're second generation American, otherwise I'd be completely confused at your non-girly drinking repertoire.

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MAX6KIkCFs

I'm going to have to go out to this farm one day. :w00t:

[mjmacky]

Don't know about the bottle as I was drinking draught, but I think they were like $8ish a glass. Right now I'm only into high content Belgian ales, heavy stouts, and hoppy IPAs. It's wine without the headaches (for me personally).
It's a good thing I know that you're second generation American, otherwise I'd be completely confused at your non-girly drinking repertoire.

That whole sentence was confusing, mostly because I get a spell of blind rage whenever someone calls me American.

[ziggyjuarez]

Getting win butler haircut bbl

[Artemis]

Getting win butler haircut bbl
Can't wait. :blink:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://c.airg.ca/im/gtf/48072032-2012-04-16-01-16-38/user_76_586_262_26258676/jpg/300/300/256/0/90/0/48072032-2012-04-16-01-16-38.jpg
http://c.airg.ca/im/gtf/48072074-2012-04-16-01-17-41/user_76_586_262_26258676/jpg/300/300/256/0/90/0/48072074-2012-04-16-01-17-41.jpg

[mjmacky]

http://c.airg.ca/im/gtf/48072032-2012-04-16-01-16-38/user_76_586_262_26258676/jpg/300/300/256/0/90/0/48072032-2012-04-16-01-16-38.jpg
http://c.airg.ca/im/gtf/48072074-2012-04-16-01-17-41/user_76_586_262_26258676/jpg/300/300/256/0/90/0/48072074-2012-04-16-01-17-41.jpg

I can't tell which one is before and which one is after, also can't tell which is worse only that neither is better. Let it grow out on the sides.

[MarysBumChum]

I think I found you manker, do you look like this?
108020

[ziggyjuarez]

They are both afters.It dint really turn out like I wanted but Im not ruling it out.i just dont have long enough hair.btw you cant really tell but the left side is only cut.thats how I wanted it.

[ckrit]

Between dave and j-dye, I'm faintly amazed that there are usernames left for the semi-literate to sign up with.

[ckrit]

How would you ever know I banned an innocent soul, unless you were the innocent soul.

Spidey sense, I take it.

Female intuition, obviously.

[manker]

http://c.airg.ca/im/gtf/48072032-2012-04-16-01-16-38/user_76_586_262_26258676/jpg/300/300/256/0/90/0/48072032-2012-04-16-01-16-38.jpg
http://c.airg.ca/im/gtf/48072074-2012-04-16-01-17-41/user_76_586_262_26258676/jpg/300/300/256/0/90/0/48072074-2012-04-16-01-17-41.jpgDope.

[manker]

Between dave and j-dye, I'm faintly amazed that there are usernames left for the semi-literate to sign up with.

Mary called her J-Dave in the report section yesterday.
I think it might stick :happy:

[Barbarossa]

Hoi Peabody, sorry to hear you've come over all Gail Porter.

I've had brilliant dreams about doing something very similar to this! :smilie4:

Long time ago now, mind.

Worksup :coffee:

[ckrit]

http://c.airg.ca/im/gtf/48072032-2012-04-16-01-16-38/user_76_586_262_26258676/jpg/300/300/256/0/90/0/48072032-2012-04-16-01-16-38.jpg
http://c.airg.ca/im/gtf/48072074-2012-04-16-01-17-41/user_76_586_262_26258676/jpg/300/300/256/0/90/0/48072074-2012-04-16-01-17-41.jpgDope.
I'm liking the 'stashe, especially.

[IdolEyes787]

Dope.
I'm liking the 'stashe, especially.

I agree.I'd pick that guy up in a Home Depot parking lot to do menial labour for me for minimum wage in a heartbeat.

[ziggyjuarez]

Sorry I'm good for shit.

[manker]

I'm liking the 'stashe, especially.

I agree.I'd pick that guy up in a Home Depot parking lot to do menial labour for me for minimum wage in a heartbeat.I thought the whole point of getting a Mexican instead of someone competent was that you didn't have to stretch to minimum wage :unsure:

[Snee]

Sorry I'm good for shit.

Pfft. This false modesty is unbecoming. That's an alpha-'stashe if I ever saw one, and that means you're most likely equally fantastic at handling ak47s, riding lowriders and cutting lumber.

With a 'stashe like that, there's basically nothing a man cannot do, basically.

[Snee]

http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

no reason...

[Skiz]

Fuck! I wanted this to go away, it's staying around like a bad fart in a lift. OK me, I'm a meatatarian, difference is I rear my own dinners. There is a method to that particular madness, I have the land available to do it, and supermarkets rip you off. The food you go and buy in the shrinkwrap, it's brown, that's a bad sign boys and girls, it's been treated and tenderised mmmmmm yummmy. With raising my own beef and pigs I know the history and the age of the animal and it is humanely slaughtered. One minute alive the next not.
The difference in taste is huge, and yes I go on fishing trips too (I've got a piccy around here somewhere of me with with a monster snapper).
To Chavis question why do what I do, I think I actually make a difference, in many cases animals that we retrain would simply be put down. I will explain that further though, racing operates as a business often as a syndicate where several people buy in and pay for a racehorse plus the upkeep. If the horse is not performing it is sacked at that point the trainer suddenly is not being paid for the horse and suddenly has something that is freeloading at that point a decision has to be made about the horses future and virtually all of them are shot for dog food. We offer an alternative some are retrained and go on to make happy hacks for people to ride, some go on to higher levels of competition, some are dangerous and end up in a can and if a horse is in anyway a danger then it does get put down humanely. I'm not all fluffy and save the whales about it, animals have a purpose in life, but there is a difference between a death for a reason and a premature or pointless death.
I challenged Bo for the simple reason that most people sit on the sidelines and buy animal parts in convenient white shrinkwrapped containers these days and that is about as close as they ever get to their food, so that plus hollywood sound effects means they have a good bead on life. The reality is quite different, having shot animals I assure you of that.

Growing up in a small town, I spent a good amount of town around cattle, but I never trusted horses. One bit me pretty hard for no good reason when I was a kid and I still hold a grudge. When I was in my early twenties, I was trying to smash the pasty of some girl (whose name escapes me). She had an affinity for horses and her folks owned several. We went to go horseback riding one evening and while introducing me to the horse I would be riding, it bit me. Never again. Fucking hate horses.