Every man is a dick

[manker]

I'm both flattered and unsettled that you thought of me while cracking one out.

[Artemis]

I'm both flattered and unsettled that you thought of me while cracking one out.

Ah yes, that I've just stepped on a rake in the tall grass feeling, I know it well....

There are however other things to do in life to relax than rub one out, so although you can feel flattered, you shouldn't feel flattered in THAT way.


Fair cop though......

[Squeamous]

I can't quite picture in my mind what the Mack's perfect partner would look like, but I'm convinced it wouldn't be male OR female. Back to the drawing board.

I can totally see him anthropomorphising his favourite lanthanide and getting married in some kind of mentalist civil ceremony in Arkansas.

I can see it now; his eyes locked with Lanthanum across a crowded lab. He had been unhappy in his relationship with Cereum for quite some time, and now with his electric bolt of 'chemistry' (pinky in corner of mouth smiley) he realises there is no other for him. He must have her. He must find out her name....she WILL be his.....

[mjmacky]

I can't quite picture in my mind what the Mack's perfect partner would look like, but I'm convinced it wouldn't be male OR female. Back to the drawing board.

You were almost there, you just needed to finish the thought. How about a little Mexican girl who constantly wanders around and nobody would notice is missing?

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[mjmacky]

I can totally see him anthropomorphising his favourite lanthanide and getting married in some kind of mentalist civil ceremony in Arkansas.

I can see it now; his eyes locked with Lanthanum across a crowded lab. He had been unhappy in his relationship with Cereum for quite some time, and now with his electric bolt of 'chemistry' (pinky in corner of mouth smiley) he realises there is no other for him. He must have her. He must find out her name....she WILL be his.....

Clearly benzene since I prefer them flat.

[megabyteme]

You were almost there, you just needed to finish the thought. How about a little Mexican girl who constantly wanders around and nobody would notice is missing?

Note to self: It's not bad parenting if they are "exploring".

[mjmacky]

Note to self: It's not bad parenting if they are "exploring".

Exploring my genital region

[megabyteme]

Exploring my genital region

My wife says she's especially creeped out by that comment since, "Her daughter has that same pic on her jammies"...


I'm watching you, Macky.

[mjmacky]

Exploring my genital region

My wife says she's especially creeped out by that comment since, "Her daughter has that same pic on her jammies"...


I'm watching you, Macky.

It'll only be creepy if I ask what part of her body the picture covers. Tell her not to worry, as she's safe for another 8 years at least. I could at least be in jail or dead by then, so it's not totally hopeless. Your son, though, I'll come for earlier. I don't have any appropriate pictures to append to the ominous suggestion.

[megabyteme]

:d