Last one to post wins the internets

[Snee]

I just tree surgered the fuck out of one of my houseplants.

Should I go to Canada? Serious question.

More than probably. They need people like you.

True, true.

If they don't shack up with Johnno, they wear lycra, play WoW or are azn. Obviously they need saving.

[Snee]

I was gonna gtalk you, you hippie bastard, but when I finally remembered you'd gone offline.

[Something Else]

I've got early works on the building site around the corner tomorrow. Innit.

Gonna sleep inna bit.

[Snee]

Aight. I'll tty some other day then. Was just gonna ask how you were doing with the stuff you mentioned when you hit me up during my stomach flu.

[Something Else]

Oh ya that. Still playing shite games all evening for nowt. :dabs:

[iLOVENZB]

That Balotelli. Numnut. http://www.twitvid.com/AHCJ1

LOL!!! I'm sure Man. Unit. will re-evaluate their budget soon.

[senegal]

That Balotelli. Numnut. http://www.twitvid.com/AHCJ1

LOL!!! I'm sure Man. City. will re-evaluate their budget soon.

....

[tesco]

This girl is being called the new bieber:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
It actually seems like a joke, like they wanted to know just how terrible of a song they could get into the top 40.

[senegal]

i bet she's canadian.

[Snee]

This girl is being called the new bieber:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
It actually seems like a joke, like they wanted to know just how terrible of a song they could get into the top 40.
Tesco, srsly. Bad, tesco, bad.

[senegal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCBrcuwRgBM

[IdolEyes787]

This girl is being called the new bieber:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
It actually seems like a joke, like they wanted to know just how terrible of a song they could get into the top 40.
Tesco, srsly. Bad, tesco, bad.

The really ironic thing that all the parody videos that are popping up mocking her are done but similarly talentless attention whores as she.

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCBrcuwRgBM

I saw the words 'Most Beautiful Singer' and stopped right there. Will I regret it. Will I f___

[Something Else]

South Park did a nice pish-take of that Kanye West :ghey: fella.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAxailJPU5Q

[senegal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4TpL7lQ5M&feature=related

[iLOVENZB]

I wemember pokemon. I saw the ad of Black/White on the telly. Games sure have changed since the 90's.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup :emo:

[iLOVENZB]

Cheer up emo kid.

[iLOVENZB]

Got a farkin bad ass cold. Bitch won't go away, only breathing through 1 nostril atm.

[iLOVENZB]

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/431633-Volkswagen-The-Force?p=3567508#post3567508

[iLOVENZB]

Unity is free now:

http://games.on.net/file/41001/Unity_v3.3_Free_-_Windows

[Mr. Mulder]

moving into my own little place a week today, it's gonna be sick and dangerous!1 And most importantly, lesbian free! But need to buy a load of grown-up shit like plates and cups and kettles and toasters and stuffs, maybe a bed too :unsure: it's my understanding that retail outlets will need some sort of payment for such items, im willing to trade them two usb keyboards i stole from work and an almost full box of cheerios, those new ones that have nuts in them too, clusters i think they're called :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

remember when cereals used to come with toys in them? like those little rubber goblins ewe''d get inside frosties or whatever? and they'd sit on the end of your pencils? At least i think they were called pencils, some sort of legacy device :eyebrows:

stickers too, stickers used to come in cereal boxes

[Snee]

Were they super cereal boxes?

[1000possibleclaws]

I remember back when my asian girlfriend called cereal 'cereals', that always cracked me up :(

[enoughfakefiles]

moving into my own little place a week today, it's gonna be sick and dangerous!1 And most importantly, lesbian free! But need to buy a load of grown-up shit like plates and cups and kettles and toasters and stuffs, maybe a bed too :unsure: it's my understanding that retail outlets will need some sort of payment for such items, im willing to trade them two usb keyboards i stole from work and an almost full box of cheerios, those new ones that have nuts in them too, clusters i think they're called :unsure:

No lesbians :ohmy:

[Mr. Mulder]

im well against lesbians now bruvar. i tried to bash one out to some dirty little asian burds earlier but it just wasn't happening. even dressed up as batman and tied a belt around my kneck and still nothing :no:

bought a toaster today. Shit just got real.

[Mr. Mulder]

About to watch Vanishing on 7th Street[2010]R5 XviD-ExtraTorrentRG, sounds pretty gud lyke.

[Mr. Mulder]

Got done today smashing all three series of Breaking Bad, fucking well epic it is. series 4 in July FTW +1 hank schrader is the fucking wasps tits! He reminds me of a fatter detective vic mackey from off of The Shield lyke :smilie4:

[KFlint]

Got done today smashing all three series of Breaking Bad, fucking well epic it is. series 4 in July FTW +1 hank schrader is the fucking wasps tits! He reminds me of a fatter detective vic mackey from off of The Shield lyke :smilie4:

My favorite show hands down, great acting. My grandmother isn't fond of it though, don't know why, she usually loves crystal meth and everything revolving around it....

[Snee]

About to watch Vanishing on 7th Street[2010]R5 XviD-ExtraTorrentRG, sounds pretty gud lyke.

It was ok. Reminded me a lot of another movie, can't for the life of me remember what it's called though. Phantoms possibly.

Dodgy lead actor and no sex, and no frying pan violence or Bob Hoskins, sadly.

[iLOVENZB]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2zzkxub.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

I need a good film to watch, any suggestions guys?

The Fighter is on its way (recommended by Idol I believe). I watched/enjoyed Black Swan yesterday. Love dem psychological ones.

[Proper Bo]

mornsup, racists

[iLOVENZB]

All cultures are equal. Some just get more financial benefits :unsure:.

[iLOVENZB]

Did I say that out loud? :oops:

[IdolEyes787]

I need a good film to watch, any suggestions guys?

The Fighter is on its way (recommended by Idol I believe). I watched/enjoyed Black Swan yesterday. Love dem psychological ones.

I'd recommend The Conversation (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071360/) or one by Polanski also exploring madness The Tenant (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074811/) or Aronofsky's original "look I'm one weird motherfucker " movie Pi (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138704/)

Or this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073802/) simply because it's good.

[Proper Bo]

is it harsh if you tell a burd you just want to be inside her and you're not interested in taking her shopping and other bollocks?:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

this pretending to not be a cunt :earl: is hard work:no:

[bijoy]

bijoy, do you find this funny too:

Not really. :rolleyes:

[Skiz]

I need a good film to watch, any suggestions guys?

The Fighter is on its way (recommended by Idol I believe).....

Watched The Fighter last week. Other than Christian Bale's stellar performance, I thought it was boring to the max.

[brotherdoobie]

Did I say that out loud? :oops:

I'm not sure. Do you usually talk to yourself?


-doobs

[Snee]

Don't everyone panic at once now, but the steam beta client sucks donkey balls.

Remember. No panics.

[Something Else]

I need a good film to watch, any suggestions guys?

The Fighter is on its way (recommended by Idol I believe).....

Watched The Fighter last week. Other than Christian Bale's stellar performance, I thought it was boring to the max.

Really? I thought the fight scenes were very good.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2974/prtscrcapture3l.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5fb2ef124529026)

[Something Else]

Don't everyone panic at once now, but the steam beta client sucks donkey balls.

Remember. No panics.

I didn't bother with it.

Snee. Please purchase Burnout Paradise. 5 squids direct download. I need someone to race online. :emo:

[Snee]

Watched The Fighter last week. Other than Christian Bale's stellar performance, I thought it was boring to the max.

Really? I thought the fight scenes were very good.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2974/prtscrcapture3l.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5fb2ef124529026)


How technology has advanced, the nazis just gave them all badges or something.

[Something Else]

Now their badges tell them what to do. :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Don't everyone panic at once now, but the steam beta client sucks donkey balls.

Remember. No panics.

I didn't bother with it.

Snee. Please purchase Burnout Paradise. 5 squids direct download. I need someone to race online. :emo:

give me 5 squids and I'll download it:smilie4:

[Skiz]

IE9 is actually pretty good looking. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Christian Bale's stellar performance

+1



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1x8Ll62QE

That was nice :mushy:

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup :emo: currently i am living at wurk and the gym to avoid the vicious lesbians i live with. cannot fucking wait to move out saturday!1 :emo:

watched the new bawbs burgars this morning, well funny. the little girl with the rabbit ears from flight of the concords maiks it.

/why wont my autounattend.xml do the disks properly :emo:

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy what pommy accent do you have?

[iLOVENZB]

Sometimes I have to reread your posts because they sound pikey to me.

[iLOVENZB]

No hate,,,, just sayin

[iLOVENZB]

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/431715-Control-a-ball-to-collect-objects-(Javascript)?p=3568194#post3568194

[iLOVENZB]

Woot, got work tomorrow morning then going to have a shower and try and stay awake at TAFE. No point sleeping tonight.

[bijoy]

wurksup :emo: currently i am living at wurk and the gym to avoid the vicious lesbians i live with. cannot fucking wait to move out saturday!1 :emo:

watched the new bawbs burgars this morning, well funny. the little girl with the rabbit ears from flight of the concords maiks it.

/why wont my autounattend.xml do the disks properly :emo:

After seeing your posts, I began to use :emo:

;)

[Barbarossa]

Muldy what pommy accent do you have?

He originally comes from Lincoln so he's probably got no discernible accent at all :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

afternoonsup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

meant to be taking this burd out one night this week but she's made it clear that she doesn't do sex on the first time
I can't decide whether to bother or not now:no:

[bigboab]

Muldy what pommy accent do you have?

He originally comes from Lincoln so he's probably got no discernible accent at all :dabs:
Let him reply his sen.:whistling

[iLOVENZB]

Autism at its best:

http://forums.eidosgames.com/showthread.php?t=117109

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy what pommy accent do you have?

He originally comes from Lincoln so he's probably got no discernible accent at all :dabs:

According to Google maps he's only got to travel 2 hours 6 mins if he wants some good Fish n Chips ... provided the owners haven't changed :dry:

[Barbarossa]

He now lives in Brighton :dabs:
There's a Harry Ramsden's on the seafront, but there's a better chipshop on the pier, tbh.

[Mr. Mulder]

I was born and lived in Surrey for the first 10 years of my life so i have a perfectly normal speaking voice innit, then lincoln, wakefield, then lincoln again, then eastbourne, then brighton :eyebrows:

[Barbarossa]

Ah my mistake, he probably has a really posh telephone voice :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

im well smoove, there's no doubt about it :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Stupid farkin idea to stay up till i go to work...

[iLOVENZB]

Dat reminds me, ive still got muuuveees i havent seen yet ... gonna watch the fighter now peepies.

[iLOVENZB]

BTW, Daft Punk - Tron: Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D is out ...

[Proper Bo]

Ah my mistake, he probably has a really posh telephone voice :pinch:

http://www.jack-frost.co.uk/fonejacker/fonejacker_terry_tibbs_2.jpg

[Barbarossa]

http://www.globalcool.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/348-43c2e0c0be6f1.jpg

:sly:

[Proper Bo]

:glagpinch:

[Proper Bo]

I still remember the photo that started all the short jokes, if I could be arsed i'd search for it and the 'shops that quickly followed.

[Barbarossa]

Was it the one in the graveyard?

I was originally going to turn that into a flash game but I never learned how to do it :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

Yes it was, he claimed they were enormous gravestones:lol:

[Barbarossa]

Memories...

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/193095-0mg-squirrel-HaX!?p=2051980&viewfull=1#post2051980

Imageshack seems to have swallowed all the images. Also, it appears that I think I used to be you, because it was you who wanted to make the flash gheyme :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

damn imageshack

[Mr. Mulder]

Racists. That was years ago, im like 50ft tall now :emo:

[Proper Bo]

is it harsh if you tell a burd you just want to be inside her and you're not interested in taking her shopping and other bollocks?:unsure:

evidently I should have just told her that, I'm having to take her out tonight for dinner and stuff now:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

kfc have this thing now called the godfather meal, looks pretty ftw :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

I used the chat-up line of pizza then sex? She said she wasn't a sex on the first pizza kind of girl, I did point out it was dominos two for tuesday if she needs a second one, like:smilie4:

[senegal]

cool story, bro! :lol:

[Snee]

Oh fuck off, you massive bag of pointless fail.


kfc have this thing now called the godfather meal, looks pretty ftw :smilie4:

What's in it? Lyke a horse's head with garnish?

[Something Else]

:lol:

Muldy. Are you really 5' 10'' . That's not short.

Did anyone else get the email about Denmarkish people slaughtering Dolphins.

This is so like the bay in Japan about which the very moving doco film was made; and it was only by petition like this, that eventually the film was shown in Japan, and something was done about it. The doco eventually won an international humanitarian film award, so very deserving. So a petition like this can work. If you care, do add your name and send it on. If you don't care, shame on you.

Please keep list going around the world....hit forward and add your name to the bottom of the list before you send it on!

Denmark is involved in a shameful practice.

The sea is stained in red and currently it's not because of the climate effects of nature.


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It's because of the cruelty that the human beings (civilised human) kill hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins.



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This happens every year in Feroe Island in Denmark . In this slaughter the main participants are young teens.

WHY?

A celebration, to show that they are adults and mature!


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In this big celebration, nothing is missing for the fun. Everyone is participating in one way or the other, killing or looking at the cruelty “supporting like a spectator”


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Is it necessary to mention that the dolphin calderon, like all the other species of dolphins, it’s near extinction and they get near men to play and interact. In a way of PURE friendship

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They don’t die instantly; they are cut 1, 2 or 3 times with thick hooks. And at that time the dolphins produce a grim cry like that of a new born child.


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But he suffers and there’s no compassion while this magnificent creature slowly dies in its own blood

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Its enough!

We will send this mail until this email arrives in any association defending the animals, we won’t only read. That would make us accomplices, viewers.

[Something Else]

I replied


Any chance someone who speaks English could rewrite that?While dolphin slaughter is horrific and horrible, it's the grammar in the petition that is shocking.

I'm not putting my name in that, FFS. How could anyone take that gibberish seriously. :eyebrows:

[iLOVENZB]

Fucking hard trying to stay awake at TAFE while the teacher is rambling on about how subnet masks work and the theory behind binary.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, gankstars :smilie4:

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[Skiz]

An excerpt from some comments on Gizmodo that made me lol.

pixelsnader
Shit is even worse over here in the Netherlands. Last week I asked my girlfriend what color her laptop was, and the second time (I asked her to repeat because I was in a crowded store) she said 'black' we got cut off!

I'm positive it was not a bad connection because I was in a big concrete building with electronics everywhere. I'm one hundred percent sure it's because the man believes it's racist to say bla

*user diconnected*
-------------------------
Andinator @pixelsnader
Tue 22 Mar 2011 9:08 PM
Do you have African Americans in the Netherlands?
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capt_weasle @Andinator promoted by Andinator
Tue 22 Mar 2011 10:21 PM
No, because they wouldn't be called African *American* if they were born in the Netherlands.

[Mr. Mulder]

Racists. :no:

[Blackbeard]

Me!

[iLOVENZB]

Jay.Leno.2011.03.22.Bradley.Cooper-Rebecca.Black.HDTV.XviD-2HD

Jay Leno what are you doing?!!!!!

[Proper Bo]

Justgothomesup:sneaky:

[Blackbeard]

...... =p

[IdolEyes787]

So Liz Taylor passed away which probably doesn't mean a whole lot to most people but sort of an end to an era in Hollywood . Thought this was sort of funny though.



Let’s not kid each other, most old movies suck, and if you disagree with that you’re probably some mincing gaywad who I wouldn’t like. It’s not like Hollywood even had to try back then. They were competing with books and zoos, and a dark theatre with air conditioning was gonna get you a blowjob a lot faster than reading or a goat. The rare exception to this is Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, which is not only a great movie, but Taylor was absolutely beautiful and fantastically talented. So you should go watch that if it seems weird that people still carry on about an actress who has barely acted since the early 80’s. It will all make sense after that.

[Snee]

So Liz Taylor passed away which probably doesn't mean a whole lot to most people but sort of an end to an era in Hollywood . Thought this was sort of funny though.



Let’s not kid each other, most old movies suck, and if you disagree with that you’re probably some mincing gaywad who I wouldn’t like. It’s not like Hollywood even had to try back then. They were competing with books and zoos, and a dark theatre with air conditioning was gonna get you a blowjob a lot faster than reading or a goat. The rare exception to this is Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, which is not only a great movie, but Taylor was absolutely beautiful and fantastically talented. So you should go watch that if it seems weird that people still carry on about an actress who has barely acted since the early 80’s. It will all make sense after that.


I'm dead sure she pre-embalmed herself long ago. Which was very thoughtful. And even so I always thought she looked very lifelike.

[IdolEyes787]

I hear Neil Young singing "better to burn out....." somewhere softly in the background.

[Something Else]

Justgothomesup:sneaky:

Ewe naughty bhoy.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGUtHkObRr4

[brotherdoobie]

I hear Neil Young singing "better to burn out....." somewhere softly in the background.

:eyebrows:

She was 79, ffs. I'm pretty positive that she faded away...


-doobs

[Proper Bo]

Justgothomesup:sneaky:

Ewe naughty bhoy.

eweknowsit:smilie4:

fell asleep watching the tellybox at loiyke 4 o'clock and just woke up 5 minutes ago confused because it was dark:pinch:

[IdolEyes787]

I hear Neil Young singing "better to burn out....." somewhere softly in the background.

:eyebrows:

She was 79, ffs. I'm pretty positive that she faded away...


-doobs

Sort of my point .

[Something Else]

Ewe naughty bhoy.

eweknowsit:smilie4:

fell asleep watching the tellybox at loiyke 4 o'clock and just woke up 5 minutes ago confused because it was dark:pinch:

At least you've still got your massive pants with the telly in them.

[Proper Bo]

luls, I forgot about that

[Something Else]

I'm considering watching that dodgy copy of that fillum about that fella that takes that pill that makes him lucky, or something else.

[brotherdoobie]

:eyebrows:

She was 79, ffs. I'm pretty positive that she faded away...


-doobs

Sort of my point .

Well, I'll get me coat, sir.

It's a beautiful day for a walk.

-doobs :pinch:

[brotherdoobie]

I'm considering watching that dodgy copy of that fillum about that fella that takes that pill that makes him lucky, or something else.

Rohyphenol >*


-doobs

[Proper Bo]

I'm considering watching that dodgy copy of that fillum about that fella that takes that pill that makes him lucky, or something else.

what fillum would that be?

[Something Else]

I'm considering watching that dodgy copy of that fillum about that fella that takes that pill that makes him lucky, or something else.

Rohyphenol >*


-doobs

:lol:





I'm considering watching that dodgy copy of that fillum about that fella that takes that pill that makes him lucky, or something else.

what fillum would that be?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1219289

[Skiz]

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/chatroulette-trolling-cash-trolled.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm considering watching that dodgy copy of that fillum about that fella that takes that pill that makes him lucky, or something else.

zomfgwtfbbq i went and saw that last night!!! it was pretty good! But there was this black guy sat behind me that ruined it by saying "oh my dayz bruv" after pretty much anything happened in the film <_<

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup :emo:

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[Mr. Mulder]

want to see that sucker punch, that taken 2 but its not really taken 2 and the fast and the furious 11: faster harder.

[Bionic]

Its fucking 2012, hide unda you sheetz!

[Bionic]

^ I swear i caps that shit

[Mr. Mulder]

70317 :drool:

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[Mr. Mulder]

around 4 hours sleep, this does not rawk. im usually in bed by 10pm ffs :no: went and saw an orange wednesday last night, got back to the misseses for about midnight, made her cook dinner and ate about half 12ish, fucked her then went to sleep around 12:03, woke up at 5am to get back to mine then to wurk :no:

[Bionic]

this is weird.. you're the 3rd person to say that "to me" today.. and lemme guess, you're also in the UK? lol, please dont tell me you're my brother

[Mr. Mulder]

im the third person today to disappoint my misses sexually? And that's just in the UK alone? :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39PTTc1vO0s

:smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

What's going on today then. Something awesome I hope :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

It's Sheldons birttay to'ay. Not sure what Big Bang Theory would be without him :unsure:

[Skiz]

I went to high school with him. True story.

[Something Else]

Mornsup :coffee:

What's going on today then. Something awesome I hope :smilie4:


I lost a Tree today. True story.

[Proper Bo]

wagwan breadbins:smilie4:

off out for the night again in a bit:sly:

[IdolEyes787]

Mornsup :coffee:

What's going on today then. Something awesome I hope :smilie4:


I lost a Tree today. True story.

I was going to joke and say that I sympathize since they move around so much and once out of your sight it's hard to find the right one so many of them look alike until I noticed "Tree" and then I realized that you were on a first name basis with it and now I feel bad.:(

[Something Else]

I was and it was and they do, butt no longer.

[IdolEyes787]

I hope this is faked and some 12 year old didn't spend years of his life actually perfecting doing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC_1WpZOLE8

[megabyteme]

I hope this is faked and some 12 year old didn't spend years of his life actually perfecting doing this

Not to mention all of the years he struggled to rise out of the ghetto and make something of himself. Truly inspirational.

[Mr. Mulder]

/watching breakfast news, the burd presenting it with black hair is well fit and a bit dirty looking :o

[Mr. Mulder]

susanna reid, actually, she's a bit scary looking in the face. looks better on the telly right now though compared to whats on google images lyke :eyebrows:

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[mjmacky]

I hope this is faked and some 12 year old didn't spend years of his life actually perfecting doing this

Not to mention all of the years he struggled to rise out of the ghetto and make something of himself. Truly inspirational.
Some notes on this:
-That kid comes from money
-His older brother drove his Toyota Camry into a tree after having lost 12 straight games of beer pong at a college frat party. R.I.P., Andrew.
-Who needs faking when you have editing, and plenty of free time? Of course at his age I was running a fantasy wrestling league on my AOL web page, written and updated in a text editor (Corel sucked). Who spent their time more wisely?

And lastly, it's nice to know that you're thinking about me even when I'm not around MBM

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup you hairy, sweaty, awesome bag of cunts!!1 :smilie4: moving into my new place tomorrow innit. cannot fucking wait! :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

any of you cunts listen to radio 6? i've had it on all day every day this week, its well alright.

[Mr. Mulder]

gotten 5 emails this morning asking if i'd like to have for free or buy an iFad2.


No, no i would not. ever. :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12854492 - fuck! :o


"
For more than a quarter of an hour, alone on the roof, Acting Sgt Pun fought off an onslaught from rocket-propelled grenades and AK-47s. In total, he fired more than 400 rounds, launched 17 grenades and detonated a mine.
At one point, when an insurgent tried to climb up to his position, his rifle failed and he resorted to throwing his machine gun tripod to knock him down."

[Barbarossa]

Muldy, get one and give it to me, like :smilie4:

Mornsup :dabs:

[iLOVENZB]

Evening*

[iLOVENZB]

The Kings Speech is on it's way. Sucker Punch looks like a huge budget mindfuck porno which I'll probably end up seeing because Synder was involved.

[iLOVENZB]

Dat reminds me, I met a bish at TAFE on Wednesday - she does hairdressing. She wants to do sumfin on Sunday. Might have to turn her down because the manager wants me to supervise workflow at a bakery in Brisbaiine - bleh. Unless I take her on a date and watch a bunch of turks baking for a whole day?

[iLOVENZB]

I have to vote tomorrow. How democratic is compulsory voting? $50 fine if I dont?

They're all a bunch of wankers, might vote for the greens to piss the other parties off and make the ALP look even more lyke douches.

[IdolEyes787]

I have to vote tomorrow. How democratic is compulsory voting? $50 fine if I dont?

They're all a bunch of wankers, might vote for the greens to piss the other parties off and make the ALP look even more lyke douches.

Unbelievable. I thought democracy was suppose to be about freedom of choice or something silly like that.
I guess the "choice" in this case is either you vote or hand the government over another $50 :mellow:




The Weinstein Company announced today that they’ll be releasing in theaters a new PG-13 version of their best picture-winning film The King’s Speech. The move is sure to come as a relief to the nation’s 13-17-year-olds, who’d long been breathlessly clamoring to see a historical drama about a repressed, middle-aged British man learning to manage his stammer. CLAMOR NO MORE, TEENAGERS! GATHER ROUND, AND FILL THINE HEARTS WITH FIRTH; THINE SOULS WITH MIRTH!
THE KING’S SPEECH PG-13, the family-friendly version of its Academy Award-winning historical drama will open on 1,000 screens nationwide on April 1, and will be the only version available in theatres.The announcement was made by TWC’s President of Theatrical Distribution and Home Entertainment Eric Lomis.
Said Lomis, “We are thankful to the MPAA for their wisdom and swift action in approving the release of THE KING’S SPEECH PG-13 release. The action enables those to whom it speaks most directly – young people who are troubled by stuttering, bullying and similar trials — to see it.”
The emotional impact of stuttering that was illuminated by THE KING’S SPEECH continues to be a topic of conversation with the recent statements by Vice President Joseph Biden about his own struggles with stammering. The release of THE KING’S SPEECH PG-13 offers families nationwide access to a positive story about stuttering and overcoming obstacles and social stigmas. [From the official press release]

Friggity,frig,frig,frig.

[Something Else]

I have to vote tomorrow. How democratic is compulsory voting? $50 fine if I dont?

They're all a bunch of wankers, might vote for the greens to piss the other parties off and make the ALP look even more lyke douches.

I'm guessing that you live in one of those dictatorship countries. The UN should totally bomb them.

[IdolEyes787]

I officially hate Zack Snyder .

[Skiz]

OK, so I keep seeing all this Rebecca Black shit so I decided to watch the video on YouTube and hear the song. By the time it finished, youtube showed:

"746 more comments since you started viewing". :blink:

Click the automatic updates and watch how fast people are posting. :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

[Barbarossa]

I don't know why there's so many haters. I've heard worse. Much worse.
It's pretty catchy, like. :mellow:

Anyway, that girl's gonna make a fortune out of this song..

[callum]

I don't know why there's so many haters. I've heard worse. Much worse.
It's pretty catchy, like. :mellow:

Anyway, that girl's gonna make a fortune out of this song..

I think she's donating all the money to Japan, because everyone was laughing at her her video and didn't even notice what was going on over there.

[Snee]

Apparently, if you watch it with the sound off the first time, she appears fairly normal.

[Snee]

In Wales.

[iLOVENZB]

I officially hate Zack Snyder .

Did you end up watching Sucker Punch?

[iLOVENZB]

OK, so I keep seeing all this Rebecca Black shit so I decided to watch the video on YouTube and hear the song. By the time it finished, youtube showed:

"746 more comments since you started viewing". :blink:

Click the automatic updates and watch how fast people are posting. :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

Mindfuck lyrics.

[Mr. Mulder]

OK, so I keep seeing all this Rebecca Black shit so I decided to watch the video on YouTube and hear the song. By the time it finished, youtube showed:

"746 more comments since you started viewing". :blink:

Click the automatic updates and watch how fast people are posting. :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

that is probably the very worst expression of sound i have ever taken to the ears :mellow:


in other news, im moving out today!!!!! :01: :01: :01: :01: :01: :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

70456

:glag:

[iLOVENZB]

Congrats on your new move Muldy!

[iLOVENZB]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2zzkxub.jpg

[chalice]

Hoi Bo, your cawk is gonna fall off. True story.

You're a filthy hoor-bag and women only spread them for you cos you've got tenners hanging out of your back sky rocket. Fact.

[Proper Bo]

lols, I don't have any monies.

Speeding my tits off for the night on thursday then bacon sandwiches before going home yesterday:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

that burd's getting a bit clingy now tho', wanted me to go out to a friend's house with her last night:dabs:

I stayed in and got a mate round, played on the xbox and got wopped:smilie4:

[chalice]

Maniac, hoor-bag, dick-rot to the max fucker.

[chalice]

that burd's getting a bit clingy now tho', wanted me to go out to a friend's house with her last night:dabs:

I stayed in and got a mate round, played on the xbox and got wopped:smilie4:

Fucking right you did.

[Proper Bo]

Been invited back again tonight too, I can't decide if it'd just be easier to just crack one off and get pished.
I've run out of smoke tho' and she's got plenty.

[chalice]

Been invited back again tonight too, I can't decide if it'd just be easier to just crack one off and get pished.
I've run out of smoke tho' and she's got plenty.

This is me giving you advice.

Don't go out with a burd wot smokes weed. Go out with one who doesn't smoke weed but likes the bohemian/romantic/rebel idea of it. I went out with loads of burds wot smoke weed and it was a fucking nightmare. Your relationship will grow around it and they're all greedy cunts.

Go out with a burd wot likes the bohemian/romantic/rebel idea of it and you're fucking squids in, mate. More for you and you'll seem distant and contemplative when actually you're just wopped to the socks.

This is me stopping giving you advice.

Not that you give a fuck or anything. They can kill our children, but they're never kill the craic. Woo.

[Proper Bo]

Wise words indeed, cuntybaws, but I'm already aware of the dangers of going out with a burd wot smokes weed:pinch:

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

[Proper Bo]

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot:sneaky:

[chalice]

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

Fuck sake, you're practically married.

[chalice]

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot:sneaky:

I remember you when you were just fields.

A rotten wee cunt from the fractionally right side of the tracks. Look what you've become.

Makes my heart proud.

[Proper Bo]

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

Fuck sake, you're practically married.

pfft, I never got that once in fucking years when I actually put effort into being nice and having a relationship.
This burd's either just well trained or rly quite likes my cock just a little too much.

[Proper Bo]

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot:sneaky:

I remember you when you were just fields.

A rotten wee cunt from the fractionally right side of the tracks. Look what you've become.

Makes my heart proud.

:lookaroun

[Proper Bo]

is the puntsphere on sky today?

[chalice]

In other news, there is no news.

Nothing has happened to me or is likely to. I'd hang about and wait for it, but it might just occur somewhere else.

In other, other news, I'm wop of the popped.

[Proper Bo]

getting wop of the popped sounds like a good plan. I'm going to watch the puntsphere either at home or at the pub, haven't decided yet, then pick some smoke up and get wopped to the macks.

[chalice]

Is it child abuse if you entice a (willing) six year old boy play co-op with you on Left 4 Dead 2 on the xbawks?

[Proper Bo]

No, no it's not. It's good parenting if anything.
Kicking my dad's arse on the master system was a regular feature in my childhood and I turned out fine.

Fair enough, there wasn't any shooting zombies but that doesn't matter.

[Proper Bo]

puntsphere time:01:

[chalice]

I fucking love shooting zombies. This is a fact.

I want my offspring to share in the unique pleasure it is to shoot zombies.

The man says I have to wait 'til they're 18. Fuck the po-lice, says I.

Zombies don't give a fuck about stinking ID cards. If there's a zombie holocaust tomorrow, I want my 6 year old locked and fully fucking loaded.

[Snee]

But remember it's Earth Hour soon, so turn some fucking lights on.

[chalice]

But remember it's Earth Hour soon, so turn some fucking lights on.

The ten year old autistic savant is demanding this evening to be spent in candlelight.

If this doesn't happen, she will chuck an eppy of epic proportions.

[Blackbeard]

Me! shame I probably won't win. :P

[chalice]

Me! shame I probably won't win. :P

That's wot your mum said when she entered the Cocksucker Olympics, but dedication brings home the gold.

[Something Else]

Me! shame I probably won't win. :P

That's wot your mum said when she entered the Cocksucker Olympics, but dedication brings home the gold.
:lol:

Blackbeard you smelly, pirate hooker. You walked right in to that one. Go back to your home on whore island, or do something else.

This Earth day coinciding with the clocks going back is coincimental.

[callum]

Earth Day was founded by United States Senator Gaylord Nelson.

I wonder if he was involved in the Cocksucker Olympics.

[Evelyn]

the INTERNET is mine now
lock the thread :D

[mjmacky]

Blackbeard ... do something else.
A bit forward, is it not?

[Proper Bo]

roughasfucksup, jizzcocks:pinch:

[iLOVENZB]

the INTERNET is mine now
lock the thread :D

Mindfuck avatar.

[mjmacky]

the INTERNET is mine now
lock the thread :D
Mindfuck avatar.
I preferred the other one with the cat

[iLOVENZB]

Anyways, I wents to Brisbaiiin to give a hand to a bakery opening up there.

Couldn't believe my fucking eyes when I saw production run flawlessly on the first day. No wonder the bogan headed Australians are so pissed off with Asians, Indians, Turks etc for "stealing" their jobs. They listened to everything I said and not once complained about their work. They were willing to stay behind and help because the only Australian was in the office and fucked the invoices.

Going there tomorrow to help out. 2.5hr drive there and 1.5hrs back (no cars on road and next to no speed cameras), probably not going to finish till 6am, got TAFE at 9am. Going to be another 48hr wake time day. Woot!.

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy where's your meme's/blog today?

[iLOVENZB]

What the fuck is this:

http://store.americanapparel.com.au/rsad300.html

[IdolEyes787]

Anyways, I wents to Brisbaiiin to give a hand to a bakery opening up there.

Couldn't believe my fucking eyes when I saw production run flawlessly on the first day. No wonder the bogan headed Australians are so pissed off with Asians, Indians, Turks etc for "stealing" their jobs. They listened to everything I said and not once complained about their work. They were willing to stay behind and help because the only Australian was in the office and fucked the invoices.

Going there tomorrow to help out. 2.5hr drive there and 1.5hrs back (no cars on road and next to no speed cameras), probably not going to finish till 6am, got TAFE at 9am. Going to be another 48hr wake time day. Woot!.

Here in Candidia we use slave immigrant labour to pick crops and clean our toilets .
I'm not so sure that it has anything to do with work ethic though, more likely that "they " are just more accustomed to living in shacks and dealing with unsanitary conditions.
God bless "their" little non-White, gibberish spewing hearts.

[iLOVENZB]

Typical view from a ALP supporter. Claiming the need for higher wages but not willing to have a higher work ethic. Meanwhile goods/services are on the increase to cope with the continuing rising demand for labour, then that retriggers another wage increase to cope with the rising cost of living.

[IdolEyes787]

I don't even know what ALP stands for .True story.
Also I happen to do physical labour , probably because I'm too dum to understand acronyms so there .
Anyway what job a person takes or is forced to take has absolutely nothing to do with ethnicity and everything to do with opportunity and necessity .

[iLOVENZB]

ALP (http://www.alp.org.au/) is a political party who bend over backwards for the Greens (another tree hugging party) and the Unions.

You're exactly right about opportunity and necessity. You don't need to work here. Welfare here is a joke and is handed to anybody. Once you're on welfare its a free sail while high income earners/business owners pay for everything.

[IdolEyes787]

I voted Green in the last election. :cry:
Of course considering my other options I didn't really have much of a choice .

[iLOVENZB]

Are the Greens as irrational over there as they are here?

Nice stars*

[iLOVENZB]

Just one example of what we have to put up with:

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/state-election-2011/greens-condemn-labor-document-shredding-20110313-1bt4i.html

Don't get me started on the Carbon Fibre Tax.

[IdolEyes787]

Are the Greens as irrational over there as they are here?

Nice stars*

Probably some are, just as some Conservatives believe in a lot of things that hopefully also never come to fruition.

Anyway though it's a bad reason I do it mainly as a protest vote .There is zero chance of them being elected but hopefully their percentage of the vote is still large enough for the "real" parties to take note that some of the population have some problem with the current situation and aren't willing to just blindly follow.

[mjmacky]

Just one example of what we have to put up with:

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/state-election-2011/greens-condemn-labor-document-shredding-20110313-1bt4i.html

Don't get me started on the Carbon Fibre Tax.

I would like to hear about the carbon fibre tax. I do some research with carbon fiber, so don't take it as me just trying to fuck with you, I have an actual interest in it... weird huh

[Skiz]

Got this. The new new transparent skin sucks baws.

http://www.getpersonas.com/en-US/persona/97758

[iLOVENZB]

Just one example of what we have to put up with:

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/state-election-2011/greens-condemn-labor-document-shredding-20110313-1bt4i.html

Don't get me started on the Carbon Fibre Tax.

I would like to hear about the carbon fibre tax. I do some research with carbon fiber, so don't take it as me just trying to fuck with you, I have an actual interest in it... weird huh

You actually want me to break my blisters after typing this post:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/431844-Reminder-Earth-Hour-2011?p=3570072&viewfull=1#post3570072

Maybe tomorrow when I'm fully rested.

[mjmacky]

I would like to hear about the carbon fibre tax. I do some research with carbon fiber, so don't take it as me just trying to fuck with you, I have an actual interest in it... weird huh

You actually want me to break my blisters after typing this post:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/431844-Reminder-Earth-Hour-2011?p=3570072&viewfull=1#post3570072

Maybe tomorrow when I'm fully rested.

Oh you meant carbon tax, nevermind then...

[Proper Bo]

I think i've got the bad aids:no:
pissing snot out of my nose, innit.:pinch:

[Skiz]

:O



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCc0MAWL4tY

[IdolEyes787]

Only in America and presumably Hell.

[Snee]

I like how, after that, he just sits there with his foot on the throttle. Prolly too dazed to know where he's going right after landing there.

[Something Else]

I like how, after that, he just sits there with his foot on the throttle. Prolly too dazed to know where he's going right after landing there.

Maybe he had snot pissing out his nose. Maybe it was Bo.

[Proper Bo]

I do always keep accelerating after rolling my car, like.

[Something Else]

It's the way forward. :drumroll:

[Something Else]

I got to chainsaw some stuff today. It was win.

[Snee]

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/engrish-funny-any-time.jpg

[Something Else]

:lol: :earl:

[Something Else]

If you guys need anything sawn in half, just ask. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Comesta, bitchez!! That's french for Sup :smilie4:

moved into my new place innit, its pretty sweet. there's no hot water yet lyke but i shower at the gym with other guys so it's kewl. Need to buy a microwave though, haven't had a hot meal in days :no:

first night i moved in, the misses stayed over. it got to about half eleven and there was mega loud banging at the buildings main door, then everyones doorbells went off, then about 10mins later after it was all quiet, there was moar banging at the door then i heard "Police, open the door!1" so i put some trousers on and went out into the hallwai to see what was going on and it turned out a knwon crack fiend had ran into the building and they had to search each flat for him so one officer searched my kitchen and bathroom while the other one covered me, then they got a call that he had gone out the back windows andonto the roofs :pinch: then about an hour later, right outside my bedroom window there were a bunch of pished tramps arguing over who stole two fags for what seemed like an hour!1 i fort for fucks sake, this is a right crack den :no: but then the past three nights, not a peep out of anyone so i guess its kewl :mellow:

was looking into contents insurance but everything i own comes to about £300 so what's the point :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

gots no interwebs though, having to torrent stuffs at work. there's a couple of BTbusiness home hubs wot have wep security wot i plan to steal once i can be bothered to do all the aircrack business and dick around with drivers etc :sneaky:

[megabyteme]

Only in America and presumably Hell.

I'll take monster trucks over curling as a stereotype-of-country sport...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXeXNHRPMMI

[iLOVENZB]

^^^ Hipstar lawn bowllz, yo. Asians sur hev sum werd sprtz.

[Barbarossa]

Comesta, bitchez!! That's french for Sup :smilie4:

moved into my new place innit, its pretty sweet. there's no hot water yet lyke but i shower at the gym with other guys so it's kewl. Need to buy a microwave though, haven't had a hot meal in days :no:

first night i moved in, the misses stayed over. it got to about half eleven and there was mega loud banging at the buildings main door, then everyones doorbells went off, then about 10mins later after it was all quiet, there was moar banging at the door then i heard "Police, open the door!1" so i put some trousers on and went out into the hallwai to see what was going on and it turned out a knwon crack fiend had ran into the building and they had to search each flat for him so one officer searched my kitchen and bathroom while the other one covered me, then they got a call that he had gone out the back windows andonto the roofs :pinch: then about an hour later, right outside my bedroom window there were a bunch of pished tramps arguing over who stole two fags for what seemed like an hour!1 i fort for fucks sake, this is a right crack den :no: but then the past three nights, not a peep out of anyone so i guess its kewl :mellow:

was looking into contents insurance but everything i own comes to about £300 so what's the point :mellow:

Good grief, where the hell are you living?

[iLOVENZB]

The ghetto obviously! wordup homez!

[Mr. Mulder]

Comesta, bitchez!! That's french for Sup :smilie4:

moved into my new place innit, its pretty sweet. there's no hot water yet lyke but i shower at the gym with other guys so it's kewl. Need to buy a microwave though, haven't had a hot meal in days :no:

first night i moved in, the misses stayed over. it got to about half eleven and there was mega loud banging at the buildings main door, then everyones doorbells went off, then about 10mins later after it was all quiet, there was moar banging at the door then i heard "Police, open the door!1" so i put some trousers on and went out into the hallwai to see what was going on and it turned out a knwon crack fiend had ran into the building and they had to search each flat for him so one officer searched my kitchen and bathroom while the other one covered me, then they got a call that he had gone out the back windows andonto the roofs :pinch: then about an hour later, right outside my bedroom window there were a bunch of pished tramps arguing over who stole two fags for what seemed like an hour!1 i fort for fucks sake, this is a right crack den :no: but then the past three nights, not a peep out of anyone so i guess its kewl :mellow:

was looking into contents insurance but everything i own comes to about £300 so what's the point :mellow:

Good grief, where the hell are you living?

still in b'ton, london road :emo:

[Something Else]

Oh noes. NotLondon road. I know at least three crackheads that rob houses there. :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

:(

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :mellow:

[Skiz]

Genius. :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohF5ZO_zOYU

[tesco]

Somebody's ripping us off again. :O
http://www.rabroad.com/forum/lounge/last-one-post-wins-internets-1023930.html

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohF5ZO_zOYU

Good gawd!

[Mr. Mulder]

Genius. :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k

Bwaha! :lol:

sup dawgs, i well just used backtrack4 to sneak onto the BTBusiness home hub wot blockbusters uses next door, free internets forever ftw :sneaky:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe1VuhGciSI

in other news, an R5 of battle for los angeles is out!1 :o

[Proper Bo]

4-1 for the toon and a 3rd successive trip to wembley for the little lurcal team:01:

[Snee]

Genius. :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k

Bwaha! :lol:

sup dawgs, i well just used backtrack4 to sneak onto the BTBusiness home hub wot blockbusters uses next door, free internets forever ftw :sneaky:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe1VuhGciSI

in other news, an R5 of battle for los angeles is out!1 :o

Mang. It's fucking terrible.

It's like Independance Day without the wit, budget and anyone remotely cool.

You'll prolly like it though, there's a fit chick with an eyepatch. Bit on the old side, but still.

[Skiz]

Somebody's ripping us off again. :O
http://www.rabroad.com/forum/lounge/last-one-post-wins-internets-1023930.html

It's all spam. :pinch:

http://www.rabroad.com/forum/lounge/

[Snee]

Bwaha! :lol:

sup dawgs, i well just used backtrack4 to sneak onto the BTBusiness home hub wot blockbusters uses next door, free internets forever ftw :sneaky:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe1VuhGciSI

in other news, an R5 of battle for los angeles is out!1 :o

Mang. It's fucking terrible.

It's like Independance Day without the wit, budget and anyone remotely cool.

You'll prolly like it though, there's a fit chick with an eyepatch. Bit on the old side, but still.

Owait, you prolly mean Battle: LA, not Battle of Los Angeles :pinch:

[Snee]

Somebody's ripping us off again. :O
http://www.rabroad.com/forum/lounge/last-one-post-wins-internets-1023930.html

Who said those things for reals? :blink:

TheDave, I see. But who else was in there?

[Snee]

Oh, chalice ffs.

I hope that's not why I don't see Dave and Ziggy no more.

[chalice]

Oh, chalice ffs.

I hope that's not why I don't see Dave and Ziggy no more.

:dabs:

Ziggy was being a silly wee cunt in the Allen oeuvre. I merely pointed this succinctly out. TheDave came to his rescue, was summarily shot down by moi and I promptly forgot all about the matter.

To paraphrase the sage words of Ivan Drago, if they die, they die.

[Snee]

Fairy nuff. Dave is cool though.

[chalice]

Fairy nuff. Dave is cool though.

Yes. He probably is.

When have I ever let that stop me, though?

[Something Else]

Mang. It's fucking terrible.

It's like Independance Day without the wit, budget and anyone remotely cool.

You'll prolly like it though, there's a fit chick with an eyepatch. Bit on the old side, but still.

Owait, you prolly mean Battle: LA, not Battle of Los Angeles :pinch:

Your description mostly fits anyway.

[iLOVENZB]

This was a bitch to get rid of:

http://www.precisesecurity.com/rogue/microsoft-removal-tool/

/my whole day.

[Mr. Mulder]

Mang. It's fucking terrible.

It's like Independance Day without the wit, budget and anyone remotely cool.

You'll prolly like it though, there's a fit chick with an eyepatch. Bit on the old side, but still.

Owait, you prolly mean Battle: LA, not Battle of Los Angeles :pinch:

there's two of them or something else? :eyebrows: its the one wots on at the odeon now. the sounds went all aidsy halfwai through so had to stop, wasn't too bad from wot i sore :ermm:

/in other news, ive come into work early to print off a 600 page .pdf before anyone else gets in :sneaky:

[iLOVENZB]

Yes, there's two muldy:

1: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1758570/
2: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1217613/

[Something Else]

At least the first one knows that it's shit and pretty much admits it.

[Snee]

Owait, you prolly mean Battle: LA, not Battle of Los Angeles :pinch:

there's two of them or something else? :eyebrows: its the one wots on at the odeon now. the sounds went all aidsy halfwai through so had to stop, wasn't too bad from wot i sore :ermm:

/in other news, ive come into work early to print off a 600 page .pdf before anyone else gets in :sneaky:

Yesh. The Battle of Los Angeles one is terrible, the other one wot I think ewe've got is slightly better. It's a bit as if they aspired to make something along the lines of Black Hawk Down but with Aliens. Degrades a bit though, laying it on a bit thick with the marines being super awesome heroes or something else. Which is a fairly common affliction with (some) merkin directors. At least it's less gay for soldiers than Transformers. And it has a mexican dude totally and a bit randomly going for an hero-ness.

Battle of Los Angeles has dodgy dialogue wot will make you wish someone had given the writer a dictionary at the very least. The effects are dodgy, the actors are bad, the plot is wank (think of the other one crossed with Independence Day), and it has some weird chick wearing lycra popping in and surprise-swording some aliens. She's all like 'sup, I'm majestic, brb, gonna gank some aliens (http://thethingsshesaul.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/bunny_pancake1.jpg)'.

Having seen both, I'd say Battle: LA is better, but it's still not owt to write home about.

[Snee]

If the hero of the movie you watched has a massive chin with a hole in it, and Michelle Rodriguez runs around being boring, you watched Battle: LA.

If you don't remember what anyone looked like, cept the tits on the burd with the sword, it's prolly the other one.

[tesco]

there's two of them or something else? :eyebrows: its the one wots on at the odeon now. the sounds went all aidsy halfwai through so had to stop, wasn't too bad from wot i sore :ermm:

/in other news, ive come into work early to print off a 600 page .pdf before anyone else gets in :sneaky:
Yesh. The Battle of Los Angeles one is terrible, the other one wot I think ewe've got is slightly better. It's a bit as if they aspired to make something along the lines of Black Hawk Down but with Aliens. Degrades a bit though, laying it on a bit thick with the marines being super awesome heroes or something else. Which is a fairly common affliction with (some) merkin directors. At least it's less gay for soldiers than Transformers. And it has a mexican dude totally and a bit randomly going for an hero-ness.

Battle of Los Angeles has dodgy dialogue wot will make you wish someone had given the writer a dictionary at the very least. The effects are dodgy, the actors are bad, the plot is wank (think of the other one crossed with Independence Day), and it has some weird chick wearing lycra popping in and surprise-swording some aliens. She's all like 'sup, I'm majestic, brb, gonna gank some aliens (http://thethingsshesaul.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/bunny_pancake1.jpg)'.

Having seen both, I'd say Battle: LA is better, but it's still not owt to write home about.
Makes me wonder if they purposely released the shit one (battle of los angeles) at the same time as the better one (battle: los angeles) to hope that it can ride on the coat-tails of the success of the latter, by tricking people because of teh similar names.

[iLOVENZB]

Anyone remember when Transmorphers got released around the same time that TF2 was announced?

[Mr. Mulder]

Like it was yesterday. And by like it was yesterday i of course mean no, not at all. :smilie4:

/Had another visit from 5-0 last night, sort of. Was in bed watching a moviefilm (the way back, fucking well epic it was!) and then my window started going mental flashing. opened the curtains and it was the police in the garden trying to get my attention, asked if i was flat 1 - i said no, they said kthnxby :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzmpTG1CZzI

Hobo With A Shotgun 2011 HDTV Rip Xvid AC3 LKRG - fuck yes! :o

[Mr. Mulder]

71392 71393

[Snee]

Yesh. The Battle of Los Angeles one is terrible, the other one wot I think ewe've got is slightly better. It's a bit as if they aspired to make something along the lines of Black Hawk Down but with Aliens. Degrades a bit though, laying it on a bit thick with the marines being super awesome heroes or something else. Which is a fairly common affliction with (some) merkin directors. At least it's less gay for soldiers than Transformers. And it has a mexican dude totally and a bit randomly going for an hero-ness.

Battle of Los Angeles has dodgy dialogue wot will make you wish someone had given the writer a dictionary at the very least. The effects are dodgy, the actors are bad, the plot is wank (think of the other one crossed with Independence Day), and it has some weird chick wearing lycra popping in and surprise-swording some aliens. She's all like 'sup, I'm majestic, brb, gonna gank some aliens (http://thethingsshesaul.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/bunny_pancake1.jpg)'.

Having seen both, I'd say Battle: LA is better, but it's still not owt to write home about.
Makes me wonder if they purposely released the shit one (battle of los angeles) at the same time as the better one (battle: los angeles) to hope that it can ride on the coat-tails of the success of the latter, by tricking people because of teh similar names.

Almost certainly the case. I think Syfy has done almost the same before, can't be coincidence they did it again.

When will they ever learn to stick to making such great fillums as Dinoshark, and Octoshark*. Although, admittedly, both of those would actually be a lot improved if they took away every single moment of dialogue and just had the shark-thingies eat everyone.

*Err, apparently it's 'Sharktopus' - a fantastic name for a fantastic movie.

[Something Else]

Sharktopus! No wai! I'm getting it. Dinoshark was lulz.

Of course they released LA at the same time as LA to try and cash in. It happens with about 10% of big hollywood action fillums. Thing is, the only real difference most of the time is the budget, and everything that brings. In the main part, they are generic, wishy-washy, shite.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0

...fantastic.

[Something Else]

Genious. Maximised.