Last one to post wins the internets

[megabyteme]

...but neither did you, tesco. The game is afoot. :sly:

[iLOVENZB]

Did some cable crimping on some cat6 today, yeah.

[iLOVENZB]

:( bye

[Mr. Mulder]

/wurksup my fellow unicorns :mushy:

Microsoft shows off early preview of Windows 8
http://youtu.be/p92QfWOw88I

:eyebrows:

[megabyteme]

I would like to see some porn hiding features included in Win8. Nothing worse than trying to find a video/pic for the wife- or worse- the wife's mom, and having a folder of porn previews rear its ugly head... :blushing:

[iLOVENZB]

megabyteme, why on earth would you have filthy pictures of other women? ... surely you wife's mother is enough? :D

Not sure if the Win8 UI will grow on me or not. LAWL at his explanation of the filesystem, treating the users dumb already.

[Skiz]

I would like to see some porn hiding features included in Win8. Nothing worse than trying to find a video/pic for the wife- or worse- the wife's mom, and having a folder of porn previews rear its ugly head... :blushing:

Name the porn folder with some confusing technical name like 'RFA Autorun' or 'X42 Sysfile'. :sneaky:

[megabyteme]

Name the porn folder with some confusing technical name like 'RFA Autorun' or 'X42 Sysfile'. :sneaky:

Right now, it's bad enough with the preview pics showing up on the outside of the folders. I can only imagine how embarrassing it would be to have a whole screen of pics show up like the ones displayed in that Win8 vid. :yikes:

It would make you pray for one of those touch screens, so you can frantically wave your hands in front of the screen trying to make them go away quickly.

[Mr. Mulder]

claim insanity by smearing feces on your face, shouting at them to lick it off.


/wurksup :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

it's loiyke 4 brazillion degrees or something today:no:

[megabyteme]

claim insanity by smearing feces on your face, shouting at them to lick it off.

I knew you'd have the right answer, Mulder. I shoulda just asked you straight off, and saved myself some typing.

I might even just smear it on my face to keep 'em away from my damn porn collection computer in the first place. :sneaky:

[iLOVENZB]

it's loiyke 4 brazillion degrees or something today:no:

Bah, weather here:

Updated: 12:00 AM EST (June 04, 2011)
Conditions: Haze
Temperature: 6.7°C (44°F)
High/Low: 10.6/8.9°C (51/48°F)
Humidity: 69%
Dew Point: 2.8°C (37°F)
Pressure: 29.70 in/1006 hPa
Wind: NNW at 9 KPH (6 MPH)

[iLOVENZB]

You jelly? My testicles are lyke ice cubes.

[Skiz]

It'll be 100 degrees+ here today. We have like 9 month summers here. Gets a bit hot, but when you're born into it, you're used to it.

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ZHrEkLCZQ

:genious:

[Something Else]

it's loiyke 4 brazillion degrees or something today:no:

I presume the Geordie wenches have turned themselves inside-out. They couldn't wear any less.

[Proper Bo]

it's loiyke 4 brazillion degrees or something today:no:

I presume the Geordie wenches have turned themselves inside-out. They couldn't wear any less.

Yes indeedy, off out to pull some practically naked sluttage, innit:smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtFNUZQekc

[megabyteme]

[video=Don't Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife]

I don't either, but it beats the heck out actual work.

[Proper Bo]

I presume the Geordie wenches have turned themselves inside-out. They couldn't wear any less.

Yes indeedy, off out to pull some practically naked sluttage, innit:smilie4:

success:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Yes indeedy, off out to pull some practically naked sluttage, innit:smilie4:

success:smilie4:

pics +1


/wurksup :emo:

[Proper Bo]

success:smilie4:

pics +1


/wurksup :emo:

luls, no.
my step-sister and her mate from t'south have been staying over, i'd taken them out on the piss and started cracking on to her mate while i was spangled*, got home at about half four and I went back to my room for a smoke, next thing I know she's knocking at my door so I was lyke k, come in. Kicked her out to go back to sleep on the sofa downstairs once I was done, like:smilie4:

*fucking needed to be too, bang tidy body on her but her face was no oil painting

edit: that was saturday night, she came and knocked on my door again at about 3 this morning too but I wasn't pissed. I still did, like, but I'm not proud of it :pinch:

[iLOVENZB]

https://www.facebook.com/pages/You-know-your-wog-when-everybody-fights-to-pay-for-dinner/109171455841525?

Happened again today.

[Something Else]

Yes indeedy, off out to pull some practically naked sluttage, innit:smilie4:

success:smilie4:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/BoratSuccess2.jpg

I got two burds to lick my nipples. It was win.

[Proper Bo]

It would have been better if you'd licked two burds' nipples, like

[IdolEyes787]

success:smilie4:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/BoratSuccess2.jpg

I got two burds to lick my nipples. It was win.

Hopefully you mean at the same time .Also at that point I would have figured their mouths being so close together they would sashay right into a lesbian kiss followed by a three way.
Again hopefully with you .

Btw I came within a hairbreadth of throwing up while working out today.Granted not in the same league with having your nipples licked .

[Mr. Mulder]

pics +1


/wurksup :emo:

luls, no.
my step-sister and her mate from t'south have been staying over, i'd taken them out on the piss and started cracking on to her mate while i was spangled*, got home at about half four and I went back to my room for a smoke, next thing I know she's knocking at my door so I was lyke k, come in. Kicked her out to go back to sleep on the sofa downstairs once I was done, like:smilie4:

*fucking needed to be too, bang tidy body on her but her face was no oil painting

edit: that was saturday night, she came and knocked on my door again at about 3 this morning too but I wasn't pissed. I still did, like, but I'm not proud of it :pinch:

best.story.evar

76796

[Mr. Mulder]

/wurksup you fucking bag of wankpisses.

started watching Angry Boys yesterday, from the boke wot done summer heights high. it's just as epic.

[Mr. Mulder]

bought a coffee this morning and the hawt blonde burd behind the counter stamped my coffee reward card thingy twice instead of once, that counts as secks. plus only 5 stamps away from a free coffee :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: in other news, i started reading a book in real life (i know :ghey: ) called killing pablo, all about pablo escobar - he's the fucking boss!1 And also, a seagull woke me up at 4 this morning by dancing around on my skylight like a massive twat! i through a balled up pair of socks at it which hit the glass and it flew away only to come back 10 minutes later. Think i'm gonna have to go up there and punch it's face off.

[iLOVENZB]

/wurksup you fucking bag of wankpisses.

started watching Angry Boys yesterday, from the boke wot done summer heights high. it's just as epic.

Summer Heights High and We Can Be Heroes is funnier. Still early days though.

[iLOVENZB]

E3 is the shit, stayed up all night just to see what BF3 is going to look like, fucking epic it was!

[iLOVENZB]

http://i.imgur.com/SGiEQ.jpg

[Something Else]

It would have been better if you'd licked two burds' nipples, like

I'm not allowed to do that.





http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/BoratSuccess2.jpg

I got two burds to lick my nipples. It was win.

Hopefully you mean at the same time .Also at that point I would have figured their mouths being so close together they would sashay right into a lesbian kiss followed by a three way.
Again hopefully with you .

Btw I came within a hairbreadth of throwing up while working out today.Granted not in the same league with having your nipples licked .

Yes, but my nipples are quite far apart. No, no. How.

[IdolEyes787]

http://i.imgur.com/SGiEQ.jpg:lol::lol:

Seriously something must be wrong with me for those idiots at 4chan and I share a certain vision.
Btw I would also want boobs .Preferably not on dinosaurs but if there is no alternative.....

[Proper Bo]

luls, no.
my step-sister and her mate from t'south have been staying over, i'd taken them out on the piss and started cracking on to her mate while i was spangled*, got home at about half four and I went back to my room for a smoke, next thing I know she's knocking at my door so I was lyke k, come in. Kicked her out to go back to sleep on the sofa downstairs once I was done, like:smilie4:

*fucking needed to be too, bang tidy body on her but her face was no oil painting

edit: that was saturday night, she came and knocked on my door again at about 3 this morning too but I wasn't pissed. I still did, like, but I'm not proud of it :pinch:

best.story.evar

76796

luls, they might be coming back up for another night out this week.
also told the burd what I've been fucking for the last couple of months that story and she was orsum about it and said i should have got her over too for a threesome. True fucking story:01:

[Mr. Mulder]

one burds bewbs + another burds bewbs = lyke, a million bewbs!!!!!1 :o

[Mr. Mulder]

76887

photoshopped, ewe can see the strings :no:

[iLOVENZB]

I stole this today; Il.Dago.2.Now.With.Noodles.2010.DVDRip.XviD-PFa

Don't think anyone will actually understand it until you grew up in wog family in Australia.

[iLOVENZB]

Maybe you'll get it:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57uH0lYIVe0

(not same guy, obviousment)

[Skiz]

:glag:

http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&ll=-37.7617,175.27565&spn=0.001015,0.002064&t=h&z=20

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=fairfield+college&aq=&sll=-37.879665,175.406929&sspn=1.037341,2.113495&ie=UTF8&hq=fairfield+college&hnear=&ll=-37.761732,175.275678&spn=0.002029,0.004128&t=f&z=19&ecpose=-37.76173166,175.27567843,194.11,-0.121,0,0

[swizZ8]

:d

[iLOVENZB]

:glag:

http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&ll=-37.7617,175.27565&spn=0.001015,0.002064&t=h&z=20

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=fairfield+college&aq=&sll=-37.879665,175.406929&sspn=1.037341,2.113495&ie=UTF8&hq=fairfield+college&hnear=&ll=-37.761732,175.275678&spn=0.002029,0.004128&t=f&z=19&ecpose=-37.76173166,175.27567843,194.11,-0.121,0,0

I thought NZ'ers were sheep shaggers :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

gan'stas :smilie4:

went and saw attack teh block last night, it was well alright :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

76929

bwahahahahaha!

[Skiz]

^lol

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-dont-try-to-goatee-me-into-telling-you.jpg

[Hologram]

My girlfriend uses a Mac. She's such a cunt.

[chalice]

My girlfriend uses a Mac. She's such a cunt.

Noice.

[iLOVENZB]

77090

:happy:

[Hologram]

Battlefield 3 is so going to own cod franchise.

[iLOVENZB]

77090

:happy:

wurd!

[Hologram]

From a brotha.

[iLOVENZB]

Fo' shizzle mo' nizzle.

[Hologram]

Now that's gangsta.

[Skiz]

77090

:happy:

What is that supposed to be showing? :unsure:

[Hologram]

77090

:happy:

What is that supposed to be showing? :unsure:

Better graphics I presume.

[wpagan13]

My girlfriend uses a Mac. She's such a cunt.

I use to have a Mac I love cunts but I DON'T LIKE BEING ONE

[Skiz]

What is that supposed to be showing? :unsure:

Better graphics I presume.

So a newer game that is set to be released 6 months from now might have graphics better than a game released last year?! :O

[iLOVENZB]

I see tesco is being busy this morning (coding).

[iLOVENZB]

http://imgur.com/gallery/U573h

http://i.imgur.com/GoZyt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4GVMY.png

[ziggyjuarez]

jds #1 woo

[Hologram]

77245

[iLOVENZB]

Rebecca Black is backk brahs:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A

[IdolEyes787]

They should stop making music videos or at least stop making music videos that don't involve tits or real musicianship.

[Hologram]

They should stop making music videos or at least stop making music videos that don't involve tits or real musicianship.

They should stop making mainstream music altogether.

[IdolEyes787]

I've been listening to the radio and I thought they did.

[iLOVENZB]

Obvious troll is obvious?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjsSVCLxcZ4

[Hologram]

I think I might be gay. :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

I ordered some vitamins from a supplement company over the internet and they sent me testosterone boosters instead.
Maybe they know something I don't .:unsure:

[Hologram]

Judging from your internet persona you probably need them.

[IdolEyes787]

They must have been genius to get that from my address and my Visa number though.

[Hologram]

Or a very strange coincidence. :O

[FireDragon]

Mine!!!!!

[Hologram]

Nope.

[iLOVENZB]

Nope(2)

[Mr. Mulder]

Dawgs. :smilie4:

[Hologram]

wazzzup bro

[Mr. Mulder]

77359

[Hologram]

Congratulations bro!

[iLOVENZB]

77367

[iLOVENZB]

Got 0.1 days left of my billing month got 3,175mb to waste. If I don't use it all I'll feel cheated.

[iLOVENZB]

What to waste it on?

[Hologram]

Why not unlimited brah?

Edit: Waste it on ebook if you feel intelectual atm.

[iLOVENZB]

In queue:

Pink Panther (2006)
Pink Panther (2009)
Portal 2
Shitload of MSDNAA stuff.

Good thing my ISP is lazy at capping - if I go over limit - if it's past 10pm.

[Hologram]

What's MSDNAA?

[IdolEyes787]

In queue:

Pink Panther (2006)
Pink Panther (2009)


Why anyone would subject themselves to that when they could watch Peters Sellers is frankly beyond be.

[Hologram]

Haters gonna hate.

[iLOVENZB]

The one major annoyance about being brought up in a wog household is that I'm not very appreciative of Australian culture.

It's currently 11:09pm and I'm finishing a report which is due tomorrow. One of my flat mates finished work and asked me if I wanted a snack, I said "sure why not?". Couple minutes later he comes with a bowl of chips with a shitlaod of tomato sauce. I said thanks and went on with my business.

What the fuck is wrong with these people? I didn't expect anything oriental but sauce and chips? Fuck me, my mum would kill me if she saw what I've become.

I've always wondered what Australia's staple food was. England has baked beans on toast, seems Australia has tomato on chips.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, faggots.

got to go wurk off site today in some other guise office miles away :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

wog

That's well racialist!!1 :o

i only ever hear that word by fat old men stood outside the pub and betting shop wot i live in front of :o

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah or maybe you should just kill your self.

[iLOVENZB]

wog

That's well racialist!!1 :o

i only ever hear that word by fat old men stood outside the pub and betting shop wot i live in front of :o

Nigga how is dat racist? :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

wog is a racist name for a black gentlemens of black heritage :no:


being black from the waist down i find this to be highly offensive :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

i have to leave the internets and get on a train now, that is if you think im allowed on trains you massive segregationualist!!1111111111 :eyebrows:

[iLOVENZB]

Took me forever to actually understand why I should be offended when someone called me a wog. My trusty google-fuuu came to the rescue in middle school:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wog#Australian_English
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wog#Australian_English)
Still dont understand why I should be offended. Someone called me a disease? Woopty-fucking-doo. Some ppl are so sensitive these days.

Now to figure out why the term "Nigga" is so offensive white people can't say it.

[Hologram]

Wog sounds kinda weird though.

[iLOVENZB]

So are Scientologists:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wog#Scientology

[iLOVENZB]

LMAO:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT7me6851Xs

[IdolEyes787]

wog is a racist name for a black gentlemens of black heritage :no:


being black from the waist down i find this to be highly offensive :no:

Your feet looking black because you don't wash them doesn't count.

[Hologram]

wog is a racist name for a black gentlemens of black heritage :no:


being black from the waist down i find this to be highly offensive :no:

Your feet looking black because you don't wash them doesn't count.

Damn! I thought I was half-black too. Oh well.

[iLOVENZB]

I just want my team (Melbourne Storm) to play and stop with this homo-erotic foreplay:

77468

Gonna be a hectic day at work tomorrow.

[Hologram]

Speaking about work, this is my 4th year that I'm unemployed. Every day is getting more boring. :unsure:

[iLOVENZB]

TAFEsup! We aren't doing anything. We're supposed to test a Windows Server 2008 build (which we all did with another teacher) today, if we did that than we're supposed to work on our assignments - done most of them. Only came to hand in a paper and see if we were takign notes. if I knew I now 4.5 hrs ago I would of had a sleep in :(. Oh well at least I can go for a piss up in a couple of hours - friends 18th, yeahboi!.

[Hologram]

Booyah!

[iLOVENZB]

hayooB

[iLOVENZB]

See what I did there?

[iLOVENZB]

Turns out the piss up is tomorrow, what a waste of a day :(.

[Hologram]

See what I did there?

ereht did I tahw See?

[iLOVENZB]

Now that's ganxta!

[Hologram]

You know it bro!

[iLOVENZB]

Wogs say brah, brah.

[iLOVENZB]

Except for Pauly from Fat Pizza, don't know what he's doing.

Fully Sick!

[iLOVENZB]

I thought these ppl were extinct, saw a flock of them today outside Safeways:

77629

Angry Boys was on last night:

77630

Funniest ep of the season so far :D.

[n3xx]

i win

[Hologram]

Baggie head.

[iLOVENZB]

Jimmy Fallen had the dudes at DICE and he played BF3 on console, PS3. Although it's still probably in the alpha stages, it still looks slightly more sexy on PC:

77638

77639

As you can see in the last screen the shadows and texture details is where PS3 fails. Still not too bad considering the hardware they're dealing with. Now to see what it looks like on shitbox360

[iLOVENZB]

New Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer:

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=78720

Still looks like Daniel Radcliffe is in it :(

[iLOVENZB]

http://theparanoidgamer.com/battlefield-3-pc-and-ps3-comparison

Lol at scope.

[Hologram]

Playing shooters with joystick is beyond retarded.

[iLOVENZB]

Playing shooters with joystick is beyond retarded.

This! But there's two Analog sticks on PS3; Mindfuck :wacko:

[Hologram]

Don't forget the axis shit.

[iLOVENZB]

Want to O.D. with me Hologram?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrotherapy
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrotherapy)
No Homo :D

[Hologram]

Fuck yeah. That tub is dope.

[iLOVENZB]

No rubber duckie == no dope tub.

Just sayin'

[Hologram]

You're quite right actually. Rubber ducks should be given after tub purchase.

[iLOVENZB]

^^^ Going to find a rubber duckie tomorrow!

[Something Else]

This thread has been reduced to nzbuggery. True story.

[chalice]

This thread has been reduced to nzbuggery. True story.

Only thing left is mulder.

And all they're doing is trying to copy him.

Badly.

[Evelyn]

i win :0

[iLOVENZB]

Not sure what you're hinting at chavis. At least our posts aren't spelt using Algo-Saxon West Germanic language unlyke the jibberish muldy tlks in, lyke.

Sure I've done it in the past but it's completely mindfucking to actually write a sentence phonetically.

[chalice]

Not sure what you're hinting at chavis. At least our posts aren't spelt using Algo-Saxon West Germanic language unlyke the jibberish muldy tlks in, lyke.

Sure I've done it in the past but it's completely mindfucking to actually write a sentence phonetically.

Even mulder thinks you're a bit iffy. And that's fucking saying something.

[Hologram]

I think that you're mentally challenged individual chavis. :)

[chalice]

I think that you're mentally challenged individual chavis. :)

Yep, I would start worrying about that just as soon as I started giving a fuck about spastics who have given fuck all to this forum apart from spouting unfunny wank in the NZB section, like.

[Hologram]

I think that you're mentally challenged individual chavis. :)

Yep, I would start worrying about that just as soon as I started giving a fuck about spastics who have given fuck all to this forum apart from spouting unfunny wank in the NZB section, like.

Do you talk like that in real life? Your vocabulary is kind of retarded.

[chalice]

Yep, I would start worrying about that just as soon as I started giving a fuck about spastics who have given fuck all to this forum apart from spouting unfunny wank in the NZB section, like.

Do you talk like that in real life? Your vocabulary is kind of retarded.

Nope, I only talk like that to unfunny spastics who belong in the NZB section, like.

[Hologram]

Do you talk like that in real life? Your vocabulary is kind of retarded.

Nope, I only talk like that to unfunny spastics who belong in the NZB section, like.

:)

[Evelyn]

i follow hologram :D

[Evelyn]

in every thread

[Evelyn]

and everyday

[Evelyn]

what the f......
why its not auto-merging ?

[iLOVENZB]

Because

[iLOVENZB]

This

[iLOVENZB]

Is

[iLOVENZB]

The

[iLOVENZB]

Lounge

[Hologram]

Yes

[Hologram]

It

[Hologram]

Is

[iLOVENZB]

Fucking cold. No way is it 17C at the moment!

[Hologram]

Here its like 40, and I'm sweating like a pig.

[callum]

I know longer want to win the internets. Sad days :(

[iLOVENZB]

Here its like 40, and I'm sweating like a pig.

Hah, just woke up from my nap. Found the perfect sun spot outside and had a snooze then it got ruined by some cunt with a private number.

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX3HphvoD78

[Skiz]

Samsung Galaxy 2 vs. iPhone 4 video

That shouldn't be any surprise. It's an 8 MP camera vs. a 5 MP camera. :unsure:

[megabyteme]

I am due for a phone upgrade. I only do so about every 3-4 years. I tend to find phones that are durable, and reliable. I'm interested in a smart phone- it seems that new ones come out daily, and I haven't been able to keep up. I am curious what would be the best choice in a Verizon phone that would cost me less than $100 out of pocket.

Suggestions, please. I am not much of a "phone person", but want something that I won't despise, or regret for the next 3+ years.

Thanks for any time-saving, help you can give me. I really don't want to wade through page after page of phone comparisons.

[Skiz]

http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/10/smartphone-buyers-guide-the-best-phones-for-atandt-verizon-spr/

:idunno:

[Evelyn]

I am due for a phone upgrade. I only do so about every 3-4 years. I tend to find phones that are durable, and reliable. I'm interested in a smart phone- it seems that new ones come out daily, and I haven't been able to keep up. I am curious what would be the best choice in a Verizon phone that would cost me less than $100 out of pocket.

Suggestions, please. I am not much of a "phone person", but want something that I won't despise, or regret for the next 3+ years.

Thanks for any time-saving, help you can give me. I really don't want to wade through page after page of phone comparisons.

Go for HTC, i bet u wont regret.

[ziggyjuarez]

Doubt most of you are man enough...:mellow:
77762

[iLOVENZB]

Err homebrew for me thanks (with the occasional shot of spirits), none of your girly-man shit thanks Ziggy :D.

[Hologram]

Scotch is the real shit.

[megabyteme]

http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/10/smartphone-buyers-guide-the-best-phones-for-atandt-verizon-spr/

:idunno:

Even that is from December, 2010. Just hoping someone who is up-to-date on phones could point me in the right direction for the current phones. As I said, they change so frequently- and I would also want to know if the phone coming out in [two weeks] would be worth waiting for.

Simple question for someone who is a "phone person"- I'm not.

[chalice]

http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/10/smartphone-buyers-guide-the-best-phones-for-atandt-verizon-spr/

:idunno:


Simple question for someone who is a "phone person"- I'm not.

Too easy.

[megabyteme]

An IRL friend, coincidentally, just got an HTC yesterday. He was wavering on a dual core, or not. He decided he didn't need it, and saved a few bucks.

I will put HTC at the top of my to-look-into list. I think Costco has one now that would cost me next to nothing out-of-pocket. The step up to a data plan kinda grates on my wife, though... Life. :sadwalk:

[iLOVENZB]

Scotch is the real shit.

Have you tried Ouzo before Holly? That shit is awesome. Had it when I was in Cyprus last. Put a few ml's of water in the shot, add an ice cubes and your set. It tastes like aniseed (licorice), so no need to spoil it with coke ;D.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, h8rs :smilie4:

77825

[Mr. Mulder]

77826

[Mr. Mulder]

awesome awesome ..

anyway .. does anyone know how to create a job site in the php ?

i know how to fuck your mums flabby folds and cum in your dads mouth, is that the same thing?

[iLOVENZB]

What the fuck!

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jun/20/dating-website-beautiful-people-members

"We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet."

bwahahahaha! :glag:

[iLOVENZB]

Godfrey said she is planning to have a makeover and professional photo shoot before reapplying to the website.

Godfrey is a chick's name?

[Something Else]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jun/20/dating-website-beautiful-people-members

"We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet."

bwahahahaha! :glag:

Someone posted 'I was rejected' and their avatar is a pic of Adriana Lima, :dabs:

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNnJqJ9hO4w

This guy is almost as retarded as rejectOfAlah

2:46, lolwut?

[Skiz]

http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/10/smartphone-buyers-guide-the-best-phones-for-atandt-verizon-spr/

:idunno:

Even that is from December, 2010. Just hoping someone who is up-to-date on phones could point me in the right direction for the current phones. As I said, they change so frequently- and I would also want to know if the phone coming out in [two weeks] would be worth waiting for.

Simple question for someone who is a "phone person"- I'm not.

http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/23/smartphone-buyers-guide-the-best-phones-for-verizon-atandt-spr/

Same subject, but this one was written 5/23/11. This was the link I was looking for the first time.

[Skiz]

77842

[Hologram]

That's a mighty gif.

[megabyteme]

Even that is from December, 2010. Just hoping someone who is up-to-date on phones could point me in the right direction for the current phones. As I said, they change so frequently- and I would also want to know if the phone coming out in [two weeks] would be worth waiting for.

Simple question for someone who is a "phone person"- I'm not.

http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/23/smartphone-buyers-guide-the-best-phones-for-verizon-atandt-spr/

Same subject, but this one was written 5/23/11. This was the link I was looking for the first time.

Thanks, skiz. I read the article, and got a good basis for what I was looking for. After that, I looked at some specific phones offered by Verizon. The data package (for 2 phones) is a big barrier right now. I even came across an article that said VWZ plans to go tiered (instead of unlimited) starting in July. I'm not sure how much data I would use, but the 2GB tier is exactly the same price as their current "unlimited" package- no plus for getting less.

Ultimately, I liked the Motorola Droid X2, and the HTC Droid Incredible 2.

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAxIiG_ugRw

[Skiz]

http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/23/smartphone-buyers-guide-the-best-phones-for-verizon-atandt-spr/

Same subject, but this one was written 5/23/11. This was the link I was looking for the first time.

Thanks, skiz. I read the article, and got a good basis for what I was looking for. After that, I looked at some specific phones offered by Verizon. The data package (for 2 phones) is a big barrier right now. I even came across an article that said VWZ plans to go tiered (instead of unlimited) starting in July. I'm not sure how much data I would use, but the 2GB tier is exactly the same price as their current "unlimited" package- no plus for getting less.

Ultimately, I liked the Motorola Droid X2, and the HTC Droid Incredible 2.

Data usage shouldn't be a big worry. I've got an iPhone 4 and I'm on the internet a lot, doing everything from browsing, looking at email, watching videos, etc. I do it all, and I still don't go over that basic 2GB package that you're looking at. Below is a look at my past few months:

Alternatively, if you're looking for a phone that must be under $100 and survive the next three years, you're really not looking at much in the way of smartphones.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup you fucking bum faces!!!1

just watched the teaser for dexter season 6, its gotten me aroused :smilie4: .

[Hologram]

Next month premiere of breaking bad's 4th season has gotten me more than aroused. :)

[Mr. Mulder]

whurd to that, home slice. Breaking Bad is the fucking nutz!1111

[Hologram]

Hellz yeah

[Mr. Mulder]

77915

[Hologram]

Ending scene of season 3 was pure fucking gold.

[iLOVENZB]

Just made some Baklava and Lasagna today.

[Something Else]

Bewbs are allowed. Right?

http://thumbnails37.imagebam.com/13746/30be1a137456637.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/30be1a137456637)

[Skiz]

Only a woman would put a scope on a side-by-side. :no:

[megabyteme]

Ultimately, I liked the Motorola Droid X2, and the HTC Droid Incredible 2.

Data usage shouldn't be a big worry. I've got an iPhone 4 and I'm on the internet a lot, doing everything from browsing, looking at email, watching videos, etc. I do it all, and I still don't go over that basic 2GB package that you're looking at. Below is a look at my past few months:

Alternatively, if you're looking for a phone that must be under $100 and survive the next three years, you're really not looking at much in the way of smartphones.

It is good to have a basis for data usage. That is very reassuring. We aren't in a huge hurry, but will keep an eye on the two phones I currently like (Motorola Droid X2, and the HTC Droid Incredible 2). Once we see them meet our $100 price point, we will most likely bite the bullet.

Do you agree with the choices? I know the iPhone 4 is better, but is about twice our budget and may not survive the number of drops that occur over the course of 3+ years. I will admit I am a bit biased against Apple products, so that plays a part in the decision, too.

Off-topic:

Our already tight budget took a serious kick in the nuts when we learned that our much-loved dog had a cancerous thyroid tumor. He had surgery to remove it which, in total (vet, surgeon, check-ups) will about to $2500. We get him back in the morning, and the word is he is doing well.

He has been in great health until now, and the tumor would have grown over the next 4 months, ultimately closing off his throat. We could not bring ourselves to sit by. We were lucky to have caught it early- most of the time, this type of tumor goes unnoticed until it is too late. If we have him around for the next couple years, it was well worth it. Even with a tight budget- he's family. :happy:

[megabyteme]

Only a woman would put a scope on a side-by-side. :no:

Only a Texan would focus on the gun. :D

[Disme]

No need to be sceptical al towards an IPhone . Yes, they are more expensive and out of stock they suck imo. But once jailbreaked they become massive phones.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, arses. :smilie4:

i've got 8 stamps on my coffee card for next door, its monkey flipping free coffee time 'biznitches :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Evidently I am able to download torrents from Demonoid without even logging in. :huh:

I was in their IRC because I can't seem to recover my account. While waiting help of any sort, someone in an entirely different conversation posted a link to a torrent. Bored and curious, I clicked it and was able to view it. I thought that was a bit odd, so I clicked 'download torrent' and I was able to. After canceling out of that, I tried searching what I was looking for, found it, downloaded it, and uTorrent is currently downloading the tv season I thought I was unable to obtain.

I have confirmed I am not logged in and the prompt is still at the top. :idunno:

[iLOVENZB]

You need an account to download from Demonoid now?

[megabyteme]

Evidently I am able to download torrents from Demonoid without even logging in. :huh:

I was in their IRC because I can't seem to recover my account. While waiting help of any sort, someone in an entirely different conversation posted a link to a torrent. Bored and curious, I clicked it and was able to view it. I thought that was a bit odd, so I clicked 'download torrent' and I was able to. After canceling out of that, I tried searching what I was looking for, found it, downloaded it, and uTorrent is currently downloading the tv season I thought I was unable to obtain.

I have confirmed I am not logged in and the prompt is still at the top. :idunno:

Just a guess, but every time I download something from Demonoid I find that it is being seeded from multiple sites. Is it possible that you are logged into one of the locations that it is seeded from?

I am interested to see what other, more intimately involved, technical, BT users (such as anon) will have as an explanation.

[InTheBasement]

Demonoid is categorized as semi-private. I've downloaded from there in the past without having a membership as well. If you want to record your stats with the tracker then you'd need a membership. But that tracker has a really hard time keeping stats properly.

[Evelyn]

yes and the stasut update sometime could take upto 24hours

[InTheBasement]

This is true, they only update once a day. And you'll be lucky if it updates anything at all. You have to log in from the ip you snatch from in order to properly capture everything. A nightmare for seedbox usersers.

[Something Else]

Torrent gossipers. :no:

[Skiz]

Demonoid is categorized as semi-private. I've downloaded from there in the past without having a membership as well. If you want to record your stats with the tracker then you'd need a membership. But that tracker has a really hard time keeping stats properly.

Why would anyone give a fuck about stats? Stats are more for the site than the user. No login = no seeding. :yahoo:

[Skiz]

Just a guess, but every time I download something from Demonoid I find that it is being seeded from multiple sites. Is it possible that you are logged into one of the locations that it is seeded from?



Nope. The only other trackers I have accounts with are FTN and SCC. Any other accounts I abandoned years ago.

[Skiz]

I think I've found a tracker mulder won't get banned from. :sneaky:

[KFlint]

Demonoid is categorized as semi-private. I've downloaded from there in the past without having a membership as well. If you want to record your stats with the tracker then you'd need a membership. But that tracker has a really hard time keeping stats properly.

Why would anyone give a fuck about stats? Stats are more for the site than the user. No login = no seeding. :yahoo:

But what about giving back to the community, sharing and caring ? :cry:

[Skiz]

There's 233 other people seeding it. They can do the work. :snooty:

[Hologram]

lalala

[InTheBasement]

Why would anyone give a fuck about stats? Stats are more for the site than the user. No login = no seeding. :yahoo:

Well, nobody does really. Who gives a fuck about demonoid? It's pretty much a ratioless tracker like your FTN and SCC where you can hit and run with impunity.

[IdolEyes787]

Why would anyone give a fuck about stats? Stats are more for the site than the user. No login = no seeding. :yahoo:

Well, nobody does really. Who gives a fuck about demonoid? It's pretty much a ratioless tracker like your FTN and SCC where you can hit and run with impunity.

Please say something else idiotic so I can be certain it wasn't inadvertent and that you really are an ass.

[Hologram]

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[Skiz]

Well, nobody does really. Who gives a fuck about demonoid? It's pretty much a ratioless tracker like your FTN and SCC where you can hit and run with impunity.

I care about it. More than any other tracker actually. I don't use Bittorrent very often, but when I absolutely positively can't locate a file anywhere else, Demonoid almost always has it.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, brosephs :smilie4:

watched boyz n the hood last night and so im feeling approximately 47% more gan'sta than usual :smilie4:

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[InTheBasement]

In no way am I condoning hitting and running, I'm just saying with good stats on FTN and SCC you can do it if you have to even if it was unintented. I've done this with no repercussions for example, by deleting a torrent accidentally. Since demonoid is like a public site you can also hit and run if that's your style.

Also, I like demonoid as well. But I use it as a last resort kind of tracker especially with music. I almost always find stuff there that I can't find anywhere else.

[IdolEyes787]

In no way am I condoning hitting and running, I'm just saying with good stats on FTN and SCC you can do it if you have to even if it was unintented. I've done this with no repercussions for example, by deleting a torrent accidentally. Since demonoid is like a public site you can also hit and run if that's your style.

Also, I like demonoid as well. But I use it as a last resort kind of tracker especially with music. I almost always find stuff there that I can't find anywhere else.

I would respond but I believe bt dribble is best confined to the more dribble worthy sections.

Wait I do have something to say.
If as stated (unless you are lying which considering your unsavory appearance I frankly wouldn't put past you ) Demonoid is your tracker of last resort, meaning that you can find things there that you can no place else,doesn't that make it the most invaluable tracker-wise and so the one most deserving of your respect .
Which granted considering most trackers are run by teens and swarthy foreigners is basically none plus whatever the smallest amount you can add to that is but that's a whole 'nother topic.

Btw I don't begrudge you your apparent stupidity as living in the basement with the mold has probably had negative repercussions on your synapses and who am I to make fun of the sick?

[InTheBasement]

Look, content there is great but that's where my respect for the tracker ends. I was commenting on it's poor ability to track stats properly and their lack of effort to want to fix it. It's because of this that I hardly use it. It doesn't deserve anything of me and it certainly doesn't deserve my bandwidth if I choose not to snatch from there. Content isn't everything, you can find torrents with a google search if that's what you want.

[IdolEyes787]

Mold does terrible things to people.

[InTheBasement]

lol, okay man. Look I just wanted to win the $20 bucks.

[KFlint]

lol, okay man. Look I just wanted to win the $20 bucks.

Isn't it the internets?

Who are you a dupe of btw?

[iLOVENZB]

Everything here
in FST is free.


Really?


We do, however,
accept smiles.

[InTheBasement]

Who are you a dupe of btw?

ha-ha, on FST? This is my first and only account. Just look at your logs.

[iLOVENZB]

:d

[KFlint]

Who are you a dupe of btw?

ha-ha, on FST? This is my first and only account. Just look at your logs.

Have you been visiting a long time before registering, just curious? :unsure:

[megabyteme]

Who are you a dupe of btw?

ha-ha, on FST? This is my first and only account. Just look at your logs.

I typically just flush first. Actually, there was even a thread about that sort of thing...

[Mr. Mulder]

i smear mine on my face then just go around headbutting people like some fucking feces ridden dinosaur. true story.

/wurksup + casual friday ftw. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

looks like there's a couple of new futuramas out ftw :smilie4:

first casual friday and now this. this is all too much im serial. :mushy:

[Mr. Mulder]

782757827578275

[iLOVENZB]

Casual friday? wtf. I used to remember paying money to not wear school uniform.

[iLOVENZB]

Guess who got new curtains?

[Mr. Mulder]

there's a charity called rockinghorse wot our office donates stuffs to some times and on the last friday of every month when shit gets casual everyone donates lyke a squid or something. though some dicks still just come in wearing a shirt and tie :dabs:

[Something Else]

lol, okay man. Look I just wanted to win the $20 bucks.

Isn't it the internets?

Who are you a dupe of btw?

Could be any one of a thousand lolboys. :no:

http://i55.tinypic.com/2vdh46p.jpg :no:

[Something Else]

Louie S02E01 :smilie4:

/semi

[IdolEyes787]

Peter Falk died last night (http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/06/24/peter-falk-dies/). In his memory watch Wings of Desire (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093191/)or do something else.

[IdolEyes787]

If you can't be bothered just watch this on mute.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2EW9RM2LGA

Whatever you do don't make the mistake of watching this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120632/) instead.

[Hologram]

Recommend me a smartphone, as long as it's not iphone.

[Something Else]

Recommend me a smartphone, as long as it's not iphone.

Irony :glag:

[Hologram]

and it rhymes!

[KFlint]

Certainly not a Motorola XT720... just got one, keeps freezing so they agreed to replace it, now the OS still crash often but does not require a total reset to restart... yay! :dry:

Unless you plan to buy it to throw it against the wall, stay away.

[Something Else]

Seagull steals video camera, thereby creating seagullcam (http://www.boingboing.net/2011/06/25/seagull-steals-video.html)

[Skiz]

Seagull steals video camera, thereby creating seagullcam (http://www.boingboing.net/2011/06/25/seagull-steals-video.html)

Those are always fun to watch. There's another one with a sea turtle and an interesting story - A guy loses his underwater video camera. Months later, and after floating hundreds (thousands?) of miles away, a sea turtle grabs it with his mouth and at the same time, turns the camera on. It carries it for a while an I think the batteries finally give out. Then again, after some months, someone in another country finds the camera and sends it back to the address found on it, where the original owner in turn finds the footage.

[Something Else]

Pics or it never happened.

[iLOVENZB]

http://lulzimg.com/i23/7d56dc.png

http://lulzimg.com/i23/b5a639.png

http://lulzimg.com/i23/e87663.png

http://lulzimg.com/i23/e87663.png

http://lulzimg.com/i23/e3d103.png

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia:

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4395/36464900.png


http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6820/98044124.png

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/1743/36961530.png

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/7375/71652010.png

[iLOVENZB]

Cars 2 // 2011

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216475/

[Hologram]

Certainly not a Motorola XT720... just got one, keeps freezing so they agreed to replace it, now the OS still crash often but does not require a total reset to restart... yay! :dry:

Unless you plan to buy it to throw it against the wall, stay away.


Why would you invest your money in Motorola in the first place?

I was thinking about purchasing samsung galaxy s2, but I'm not really sure.

[ziggyjuarez]

Sigh*

[Mr. Mulder]

78443

:glag: :glag: :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

........................wurksup :mellow:

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/flake%20two%20break.jpg

Shit is beyond this world. Love it!

[DeadPoet]

http://youtu.be/AxHzwWndtvk

Crazy people :blink:

[Something Else]

Shit is beyond this world. Love it!

:sick:

[dacian]

Cars 2 // 2011

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216475/

Cars 2:X:X waiting .......


Poker online (http://www.pokernbet.com)

[dacian]

Cars 2 // 2011



waiting......:D

[Hologram]

I wanna some cunt nao.

[IdolEyes787]

Hell in a handbasket.

[ziggyjuarez]

Well it took 21 years but it finally happened:whistling