Last one to post wins the internets

[Snee]

Oh good heavens yes. i told them all i wasn't interested of course (or did i? :sly: ) i was h'actually a little bit naughty and spent an entire 10 hours drinking in the streets with a girl whom wasn't my misses, someone i used to insert a part of my self into. i've not told her of course. gaypride was awesome, i don't own a tshirt that isn't tight fitting so i blended right in. they were selling poppers in the street, all the pubs and bars were serving with plastic cups so you could wonder off back into it all, loads of men and women on the side of the road laying down throwing up at about 11am. Looking forward to next years ftw :smilie4:

that's a pritty senshual poast right there. :smilie4:

[Snee]

I just started watching Breaking Bad for the first time ever. It's quite brilliant.

[Biggles]

I just started watching Breaking Bad for the first time ever. It's quite brilliant.

I'm really out of touch with TV - although I have been watching Torchwood (talking of gheyness). Lots of alive dead people - bit like Glasgow which is now Philly apparently (or something else). Brad Pitt is going to duel with War Zombies and stuff and probably try a deep fried mars bar.

[JPaul]

Barcelona - Real Madrid. Stream starting nowserz.

Lying Neil Messy is a genious. FACT!

[JPaul]

I just started watching Breaking Bad for the first time ever. It's quite brilliant.

I'm really out of touch with TV - although I have been watching Torchwood (talking of gheyness). Lots of alive dead people - bit like Glasgow which is now Philly apparently (or something else). Brad Pitt is going to duel with War Zombies and stuff and probably try a deep fried mars bar.
To be fair it isn't the hole of Glasgow Les.

Its George Square and it's environs.

[Biggles]

Barcelona - Real Madrid. Stream starting nowserz.

Lying Neil Messy is a genious. FACT!

He would get a game with Aberdeen

Fact!

[Snee]

I just started watching Breaking Bad for the first time ever. It's quite brilliant.

I'm really out of touch with TV - although I have been watching Torchwood (talking of gheyness). Lots of alive dead people - bit like Glasgow which is now Philly apparently (or something else). Brad Pitt is going to duel with War Zombies and stuff and probably try a deep fried mars bar.

This last round of Torchwood has nearly put me off the whole thing. But, you know, why not take something welsh and make it about America. Why not, indeed.

As for Breaking Bad, the idea isn't wholly new, but it's well executed and I like both premise and protagonist.

I'm not sure you would, but try an episode.

[Snee]

Obviously, with that said about Torchwood, that redhead is something else.

[Biggles]

Obviously, with that said about Torchwood, that redhead is something else.

CIA lass? Yes, I'm liking very much.

[Snee]

No, the attractive one.

[JPaul]

Fucking 2-2 for fuck sake.

What's the chances of that happening

[JPaul]

None as it happens.

Lying Neil Messy just made it 3-2.

[JPaul]

What a finish btw.

Best player in the World to the macs.

[Something Else]

Agreed. Madrid were pathetic, nasty and disgraceful. Mourinho twisted some fella's ear ffs.

[JPaul]

Agreed. Madrid were pathetic, nasty and disgraceful. Mourinho twisted some fella's ear ffs.

Mourinho is a cawk and his cawk players are falling his cawkish example.

Seeing him do that, then watching his reaction was like watching a 9 year old.

[Something Else]

The Sun seems to think it went to extra-thyme. :blink:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3758649/Cesc-Fabregas-makes-Barcelona-bow.html

[Something Else]

Agreed. Madrid were pathetic, nasty and disgraceful. Mourinho twisted some fella's ear ffs.

Mourinho is a cawk and his cawk players are falling his cawkish example.

Seeing him do that, then watching his reaction was like watching a 9 year old.

He's infected them, and turned them in to a cunning array of stunts. He did the same with Chelsea. I'm not too sure about his Inter team. I don't watch Italian puntsphere.

[Something Else]

I love the way Barcelona, in the most part, try and play football around Madrid's incessant cheating, fouling, and attempts to injure them.

[iLOVENZB]

Sorry, he's from Barcelona.

[spoiler]No sitcom can every claim to be funnier than Fawlty Towers[/quote]

[iLOVENZB]

[/spoiler] **

[Mr. Mulder]

I just started watching Breaking Bad for the first time ever. It's quite brilliant.

omg Sir, it is the balls!!

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Something Else]

Lying Neil Messy 1 - 0 Terrorists. As Mouldy might put it.

[Biggles]

No, the attractive one.

Possibly However, I am liking Esther.

[Mr. Mulder]

mornsup, sexpests. :coffee:

[Snee]

mornsup

[Proper Bo]

fucking get in:01:

[Proper Bo]

ryan taylor with a peach of a free kick:happy:

[Proper Bo]

3 points for the toon, thank you very much:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

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[Mr. Mulder]

just watched a compilation of unpredictable cum shots, fucking hilarious! :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup :smilie4:

[thebazzla]

evening...

[Alien5]

sup

Thanks for resetting my password.

[KFlint]

sup

Thanks for resetting my password.

np, welcome back.

Still can't figure why j-dye used your email in a dupe he created :unsure:

[Alien5]

Thanks, I thought this account was banned for no apparent reason, then i tried to make a new account but I thought why should I when I have been using this account for so long? Then I found there is an unused account attached to another email that I didn't use, that's when I saw a message saying i was banned for creating another j-die or what not.

Im baffled...

Why was I accused of being J-die?

Why would anyone want to create another J-die? :huh:

Why would anyone want to create a dupe of me?

Who is J-die?

Did he have access to my email?

Why me? :unsure:

[KFlint]

Does fatbob ring any bell?

[Alien5]

Yes, He used to post here in the lounge.

[KFlint]

It's him, not much to say except that he's persistent in his objective to reach new levels of pathetism.

[iLOVENZB]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6813/phsh.jpg

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/431727-Apple-sucks-don-t-succumb-to-iRape/page7?p=3606557&viewfull=1#post3606557

[JPaul]

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How long did it last

[Cheese]

64 minutes.

[JPaul]

Fuck sake, that's almost an hour.

[Mr. Mulder]

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Sup, ladies.

[Mr. Mulder]

And now for some .jpgs'

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[Mr. Mulder]

makes me larf when the boss of the company rings you up to find out what his username is :derp: :herp: :pinch:

[Snee]

64 minutes.

Oi. Check your pms, clocksucker.

[Skiz]

Back from epic vacation. :(

Went to this stuffs....



Stayed here at the folks place for about ten days.
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Traveled for several days and saw this other stuffs....




Monument Valley
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Glen Canyon Dam
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Horseshoe Bend
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Vermillion Cliffs
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The Grand Canyon
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Vegas
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Hoover Dam
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Honestly, outside of the grand Canyon camping trip, I had the best times just driving across the country looking at some of the most beautiful views I'd ever seen.

:ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

did ewe see any smelly vagina related views in vegas? Like in that film where those guys are really hungover and in vegas, die hard i think it was called :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

lolz!1111 his mum and sister would GET IT!!!!

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[iLOVENZB]

^^^ What tha fuck!

[Mr. Mulder]

omg i no rite.

[Barbarossa]

Hoi Skizo! When you said "Meteor Crater (unexpected stop)"... what - did you think it was going to pass straight through??? Huh?

Also wb Allen.

OK that's me done for another week. Bye now :)

[Barbarossa]

Sorry, forgot to say. Proper Bo. :ghey:

[Proper Bo]

Hi barbie:kiss:

[iLOVENZB]

J is that you?

[Something Else]

Hoi Skizo! When you said "Meteor Crater (unexpected stop)"... what - did you think it was going to pass straight through??? Huh?

http://imgf.tw/946666489.gif

[Cheese]

Evening sup.

Just read my little one a bed time story (The Brothers Grimm, Brother and Sister). In one section the brother was about to drink some water from a brook, when his sister heard how its rushing sound said, "Whoever drinks from me will become a tiger."

And the brother doesn't drink the water!?!

I'd be all, like, tiger me-the-fuck-up then let's bottle and sell this awesomeness.

He also passes on instant-wolf water but eventually drinks water that turns him into a fawn ...

:ghey:

[Skiz]

Hoi Skizo! When you said "Meteor Crater (unexpected stop)"... what - did you think it was going to pass straight through??? Huh?



:drummer:

edit - Just saw Ben's post. :doh:

[JPaul]

And the brother doesn't drink the water!?!

I'd be all, like, tiger me-the-fuck-up then let's bottle and sell this awesomeness.



He actually said that as part of the story.

Baby cheese was all like "What does tiger me-the-fuck-up mean, fannybaws"

[Something Else]

Hoi Skizo! When you said "Meteor Crater (unexpected stop)"... what - did you think it was going to pass straight through??? Huh?



:drummer:

edit - Just saw Ben's post. :doh:

:glagpinch:

/wopped wtf is this ----> :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

/wopped wtf is this ----> :smilie4:

It's a smaller one of these
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[Something Else]

It's funking tiny, or maybe i'm really far away. :blink:

[Proper Bo]

or browsing the interwebs on your phone

[Something Else]

I don't have a transportable telephone, nor internets in my pants. True story.

[Proper Bo]

fucking hippies
ewe'll be saying ewe don't have a tellybox next:rolleyes:

[Something Else]

Corrected. Vegetarianist too, so fook yu.

[Proper Bo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYTcf55B-oY

[Something Else]

:lol: Genious.

[Something Else]

I'm about to watch Udinese against the arse. Should be intriguing.

[Proper Bo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srdMh-J6TzA
"you're gonna miss" makes it even better:happy:

[JPaul]

Bad cross.

[JPaul]

I'm watching the arse game on Ess TV plus won.

No spoilers please.

Was there any football on tonight btw.

[Proper Bo]

It was, though had it not gone straight in, Taylor would've headed it in making it a good cross. Win either way.

[JPaul]

So long as you won, that's the main thing.

True Story.

[Proper Bo]

Exactly, we beat the dirty mackems again and went top of the league for about an hour, what more can I want from the puntsphereists in black and white?

[Swanny14]

Did I win the game

Also the game

[a7x]

:rolleyes:

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srdMh-J6TzA
"you're gonna miss" makes it even better:happy:

There's even coppers at the game? :ermm:

[iLOVENZB]

Never understood why anyone would sit through 90mins of passing a ball when you could just watch the highlights.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[iLOVENZB]

I thought it was the bedroom? Clearly I was wrong ...

[Proper Bo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srdMh-J6TzA
"you're gonna miss" makes it even better:happy:

There's even coppers at the game? :ermm:

Yeah:blink:

[Biggles]

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Isn't amazing how they know what all the things in the drawers and cupboards are actually for. I mean they hardly ever wear the colander on their head and pretend to be a knight and stuff. It must be genetics...or something else

[Mr. Mulder]

its because they need the colander to be stuck to the wall so they know what month it is. and they're always shit colanders too with pictures of puppies and flowers and shit, no jugs or nufing.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

Dress down Friday sup, shit just got casual :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4: its also pay day FTW.

[ziggyjuarez]

Thsy cell me the beer drinker...
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[ziggyjuarez]

i found them in the trash btew

[Cheese]

Mornsup. Baby Cheese and mum are going up to see grandma leaving me with 4 days peace. A weekend of beer, wrestling and computer games await.

Though I'll probably just sleep in ...

[JPaul]

Mornsup. Baby Cheese and mum are going up to see grandma leaving me with 4 days peace. A weekend of beer, wrestling and computer games await.

Though I'll probably just sleep in ...

Who will you be wrastlin'

[Proper Bo]

Himself, in his pants.

[JPaul]

Ah, the old ménage a une.

[JPaul]

Or should that be massage a une.

[thebazzla]

yikes man utd 8 arsenal 2 somebody's going to be out of a job before xmas ......

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc

:dabs:

[landa321]

Both Manchester clubs rocks today!:D

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc

:dabs:

His tone makes him unfunny. Maybe I'm just used to John Cleese's over-enthusiastic sarcasm.

He sounds like a fanny boy whispering about hamsters. :mellow:

[iLOVENZB]

John Cleese is a fucking legend!

Currently rewatching Fawlty Towers,

[Proper Bo]

Good evening, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Turkish coffee puts hair on your chest!

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup. :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Something Else]

http://imgf.tw/679263015.jpg

http://imgf.tw/746704747.jpg

http://imgf.tw/408136423.jpg

[Something Else]

http://imgf.tw/541739023.jpg

[Skiz]

This (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/151442-Post-your-PC-pics/page26) is getting amusing.

[Something Else]

This (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/151442-Post-your-PC-pics/page26) is getting amusing.

A thread full of my ignore list. :mellow:

Some epic self-pwnage too, or somethin else.

[Snee]

This (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/151442-Post-your-PC-pics/page26) is getting amusing.

A thread full of my ignore list. :mellow:
Ogod. When did you start blocking more people than me. I'm going to have to start blocking whole threads at random to get ahead now :sly:

[Mr. Mulder]

This (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/151442-Post-your-PC-pics/page26) is getting amusing.

no fucking way i'd ever spend that much on an interwebs machine. i spend lyke 50 hours a week having to dick around with desktops, SBS and poweredges etc. the very last thing i'd do with my wages is buy into all that shit. if i had that kind of cash spare it would go on holidays and fanny. fact.

im posting this now from home on a celeron M laptop ive claimed from work because it has a busted screen and is no good to anyone for client/office use.

fanny > holidays > cakes > fanny > overpriced games machines.

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd buy a piano made entirely from harribo then i'd jizz all over it. fact.

[Something Else]

I've been playing the Trackmania 2 beta. It's win.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeYnnlobCQ

[iLOVENZB]

Guy gets a call from his doctor, says "Sir, your wife is here with me, we've just concluded her testing. And I'm afraid I have some bad news."

Husband: "What is it doc?"
Doctor: Well I've narrowed the diagnosis down to one of two things, it's either Alzheimer's, or AIDS, but we're not certain which. I'm going to perform one last test which should be conclusive."
Husband: "Well what's the test?"
Doctor: "Well I'm going to send her home, on the bus."
Husband: "And then? You'll call me with the results or something?"
Doctor: "No, if she makes it home, don't f**k her."

[Mr. Mulder]

1st wurld problems. serious business.

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[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYPCFfbhZM

[JPaul]

http://tinypic.com/r/16a5qbk/7

[chalice]

Quiche.

[JPaul]

Correct answer.

[brotherdoobie]

I digress...



-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

Actually, it was just gas.


-doobs

[JPaul]

I was out walking my dog eariler when an old granny shouted at me, "You make sure you pick that shit up you dirty bastard." "Calm down luv," I replied, "And let me wipe my arse first".

[tippertime]

w00p w00p the guy above me smells like p00p

[JPaul]

Why are you typing on an internet forum when you are being buggered.

[JPaul]

OK lol

[Mr. Mulder]

Dawgs. :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Attack Tha Block. What Tha Fuck!

[iLOVENZB]

This is what ~$13,000,000 got them:

http://c181321.r21.cf0.rackcdn.com/PHl6lbfchYwBon_1_m.jpg

Oh, and this sexy fucker:

http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/attack-the-block2.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

My god, he's gotten fat :\

I thought they made him look fat in Paul because of the stereotypes of comic book fans.

[OldIronTits]

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[iLOVENZB]

What tha fuck!

[dragoi92]

?? what is this

[JPaul]

Two question marks.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksewp, d00ds :smilie4:

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[iLOVENZB]

How autistic are you?

http://www.klippel.de/listeningtest/lt/

[Mr. Mulder]

my brothers autistic. true story :01:

[iLOVENZB]

Aiii;;;;

Cheer up poppet and get a tattoo:

http://www.funnylolz.com/images/1313275610-33095.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

My brother who claims he's straight by spending his time at a gurly-man gym just got his nipple pierced :\

[Mr. Mulder]

:ermm: :ermm: :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

CAN'T BELIEVE ITS ONLY FUCKING TUESDAY FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


fuck.

[Barbarossa]

Afternoon :coffee:

TUESDAY AFTERNOON!!! AAAAGH!!!!!

[Something Else]

Why would you do a job if you didn't like it. That's menthol.

[JPaul]

Jobs provide cash, which can be exchanged for goods and services.

[Something Else]

That's so crazy, it just might work. It might not work, and just piss about on the dole. Goods and services sound all good and thorough, butt.

[Something Else]

Perhaps enjoying life is worth more than working hard for stuff.

[JPaul]

Perhaps enjoying life is worth more than working hard for stuff.

What if you enjoy work and getting stuff.

They never discussed that option in hippy school.

[IdolEyes787]

They never discussed that option in hippy school.

They might have but they also encourage people to skip class.:idunno:

[Skiz]

Fucking idiots keep starting fires by tossing out their cig butts... 1,000 homes already burned and the largest fire has a 0% containment right now. :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

texas was on our news this morning, talking about all those fires :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

MCP number 4 is booked for the end of next month!1 :01: ...but my collegue who is, quite frankly a lot smarter than me failed it last thyme, so it doesn't look good for passing... :ermm:

[iLOVENZB]

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Take that! BUS!!!!!!


BAHAHAH!!!!

Now I understand why the prick bus drivers don't pick up ppl on islands! I thought it was a racial thing because a bus stopped at a red light and an Indian guy ran up to and stopped at the island, just as he knocked on the door the light turned green and he sped off!

Melbourne was a fucking awesome place to live ... so long as you have chest hair, dark hair and a 3 day beard. If you're blonde, tall hair and blue eyed forget it ... you'll get fucked!

[Something Else]

Perhaps enjoying life is worth more than working hard for stuff.

What if you enjoy work and getting stuff.

They never discussed that option in hippy school.

That's exactly what I was alluding to in my earlier post. Only a fool would stay in a job he didn't enjoy.

[Skiz]

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[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:

/wurksup :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/It_Service_Desk_Wheel.jpg
(image your machine is what i use the most, we've got folder redirection on their profiles so no data loss and we're PXE booting so no effort involved FTW :01: )

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[Mr. Mulder]

there's some new burds wurking in Costa now, all of them yet again from the baltic nations it would seem. God they're sexy!! with their tiny little bodies and broken english. WHY WONT THEY SLEEP WITH ME THEY MAKE ME SO FUCKING ANGRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Something Else]

They might wee in your cawfee. :smilie4:

[thebazzla]

i can think of three reasons mr m
one maybe there :ghey: two they cannot understand you or three your tips not big enough.....

[Something Else]

your tips not big enough.....

Wahey.

[Something Else]

There was a temporary board but it was just like an old fashioned bulletin board type thing. That was the first time I was goatse'd by some arsehole.

:lol: :earl:

[thebazzla]

your tips not big enough.....

Wahey.i dont know what you mean :) i was going to suggest his missus work there but even she doesn't sleep with him allegedly.....

[JPaul]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/dailyrecord3/sep2011/3/4/text-for-tommy-logo-image-1-426470156.jpg

A CAMPAIGN to set up a cancer research lab in honour of former Celtic star Tommy Burns has been launched this week.

The Tommy Burns Memorial Lab will form a key part of the Beatson Translational Research Centre within the Glasgow Centre for Cancer Research.

[Skiz]

The Tommy Burns Memorial Lab will form a key part of the Beatson Translational Research Centre within the Glasgow Centre for Cancer Research.

:wacko:

[Mr. Mulder]

mornsup my fellow land mammals, how's life? carbon based i trust? :smilie4:

[JPaul]

mornsup my fellow land mammals, how's life? carbon based i trust? :smilie4:

Life is suite, suite to the macs.

[Mr. Mulder]

toe tally agree.

im in my pants drinking a bucket of coffee and watching goodfellas right now. the misses is coming round when she's finished work to stop me having fun but i've got a sweet two hours before that happens :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Fuck this Python homework. Been at it all night and had about 4 coffees including 3 cold ones :\

[iLOVENZB]

http://nikemag.ebay.com/shoes

[Mr. Mulder]

my life would be so much sweeter if i had those.

[iLOVENZB]

Fo sho. Seriously tempted to get the Adidas Skywalkers

http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/design/2010/1/adidas-skywalker-shoes.jpg

More affordable too :ermm:

[iLOVENZB]

tesco did you fuck the board up again?

img tag = italic now :\

[JPaul]

Yeah, shoes makes everything so much better.

Fuds.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksewp :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

im doing some really interesting stuffs at work right now but im not allowed to talk about it. :snooty:

[iLOVENZB]

Alcohol brings people together in the most weirdest places :\

Went on the piss with some mates, found an old school friend, ditched my mates, did a bonfire on the beach (she was an Aboriginal so we were legally allowed to), then we found an old empty house and slept in it. Woke up a couple of hrs later, went to Maccas for breakky and then had a joint of something funny :)

AND ITS ONLY MONDAIII !!!!1!11

[iLOVENZB]

Muldy wonna tell us anyways?

[JPaul]

im doing some really interesting stuffs at work right now but im not allowed to talk about it. :snooty:

Thanks for letting us know bawjaws.

[Mr. Mulder]

Muldy wonna tell us anyways?

its top secret to the macks. they made me sign a form and everything! :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Alcohol brings people together in the most weirdest places :\

Went on the piss with some mates, found an old school friend, ditched my mates, did a bonfire on the beach (she was an Aboriginal so we were legally allowed to), then we found an old empty house and slept in it. Woke up a couple of hrs later, went to Maccas for breakky and then had a joint of something funny :)

AND ITS ONLY MONDAIII !!!!1!11

but did you get to bum her?

[Mr. Mulder]

in other news, futurama has been smashing it! ive just watched the last two wot came out. both outstanding!!1

[Something Else]

Alcohol brings people together in the most weirdest places :\

Went on the piss with some mates, found an old school friend, ditched my mates, did a bonfire on the beach (she was an Aboriginal so we were legally allowed to), then we found an old empty house and slept in it. Woke up a couple of hrs later, went to Maccas for breakky and then had a joint of something funny :)

AND ITS ONLY MONDAIII !!!!1!11

Get a job. Hippie.

[iLOVENZB]

Alcohol brings people together in the most weirdest places :\

Went on the piss with some mates, found an old school friend, ditched my mates, did a bonfire on the beach (she was an Aboriginal so we were legally allowed to), then we found an old empty house and slept in it. Woke up a couple of hrs later, went to Maccas for breakky and then had a joint of something funny :)

AND ITS ONLY MONDAIII !!!!1!11

but did you get to bum her?

No, I've know her since like Pre-school it would feel like incest sex :\

[iLOVENZB]

Alcohol brings people together in the most weirdest places :\

Went on the piss with some mates, found an old school friend, ditched my mates, did a bonfire on the beach (she was an Aboriginal so we were legally allowed to), then we found an old empty house and slept in it. Woke up a couple of hrs later, went to Maccas for breakky and then had a joint of something funny :)

AND ITS ONLY MONDAIII !!!!1!11

Get a job. Hippie.

I donts work on Mondays. A get a 3day weekend :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

but did you get to bum her?

No, I've know her since like Pre-school it would feel like incest sex :\

The best kind. :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

time to jpeged, motherflippers!!!!!1

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85520 bwahahahaha! :glag:

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[Mr. Mulder]

Oh my, what fun we had just then :mushy:

[iLOVENZB]

Trust muldy to make our days with his piccys.

[iLOVENZB]

Moarr!!1!11

[iLOVENZB]

No, I've know her since like Pre-school it would feel like incest sex :\

The best kind. :naughty:

:blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

:o

[Artemis]

ok that is cool

http://i.imgur.com/IOrYz.gif

[iLOVENZB]

ok that is cool

http://i.imgur.com/IOrYz.gif

Cooler :yup:

[Silence]

Haha lol. So when is this going to get closed. :D

[harrydresden]

Haha lol. So when is this going to get closed. :D

When its decided who is gonna win the internet

[Something Else]

I hope you both die immediately, in a very painful way.

[harrydresden]

I was dead. Boredom brought me back to life.

[Something Else]

That's more like it. :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

How's the love-life, spunk-ears?

[Proper Bo]

Pretty damn good, thanks:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

nice of her to let you back on the internets, you must be tired from doing all those dishes and getting pregnant and ..errrrr.... other stuff that suggests you're under the thumb :ghey:

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

nice of her to let you back on the internets, you must be tired from doing all those dishes and getting pregnant and ..errrrr.... other stuff that suggests you're under the thumb :ghey:

luls, I was at hers for the last 2 weeks. I was too busy to bother logging in on here if ewe know what I mean :sly:

[Proper Bo]

by which I mean I couldn't remember my password

[Proper Bo]

I did lurk a bit as a guest but it was mostly mongs posting shite.

[Mr. Mulder]

nice of her to let you back on the internets, you must be tired from doing all those dishes and getting pregnant and ..errrrr.... other stuff that suggests you're under the thumb :ghey:

luls, I was at hers for the last 2 weeks. I was too busy to bother logging in on here if ewe know what I mean :sly:

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[JPaul]

I see diving giggs scored a cracking goal at the puntsphere ce soir.

Cunt.

[JPaul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJz_LFsOacY

[harrydresden]

85701

The New Miss Universe.

The Universe Is Dying (http://www.harvardhouse.com/universe_to_end.htm)

[Mr. Mulder]

wtf she's well ugly!!!


/still would, but just the once lyke :emo:

[iLOVENZB]

Even the chick putting the crown on is hotter! How did she not win?

[iLOVENZB]

Ayyy her elbow is on her bewbie!@!!!

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y237ig3MSF4

[Proper Bo]

New Archer tonight, innit:smilie4:

[chalice]

New Archer tonight, innit:smilie4:

What manner of a thing is this Archer of which you speak?

[Proper Bo]

It's a tellybox cartoon programme about a secret agent. Watch it or do something else.

[chalice]

I bloody well might, you cunt.

[chalice]

Watched a not wank moviefilm yesterday, innit. The Perfect Host.

It was not wank. It's got Niles off of Frazier in it innit and some cunt wot is the fucking spit of a young Ray Liotta.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurks paid for a cocktail class after work today. lots of people from work are going. the kind of people i plan my day to avoid. the kind of people who i have to turn computers on and off for because they can't remember how. im going to drink my three free drinks. then leave without speaking to any of them.

[chalice]

wurks paid for a cocktail class after work today. lots of people from work are going. the kind of people i plan my day to avoid. the kind of people who i have to turn computers on and off for because they can't remember how. im going to drink my three free drinks. then leave without speaking to any of them.

Jizz all over the cloakroom on your way out.

[Mr. Mulder]

I always do, Sir :smilie4:

[harrydresden]

Make doubly sure you get as close to their coat collars/pockets :P

[harrydresden]

with the jizz, that is

[iLOVENZB]

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[Skiz]

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[harrydresden]

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[Artemis]

.....the kind of people i plan my day to avoid. the kind of people who i have to turn computers on and off for because they can't remember how.

Just for you Muldy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Ph8zwpNyI

[mjmacky]

85701

The New Miss Universe.

The Universe Is Dying (http://www.harvardhouse.com/universe_to_end.htm)

I think she's quite gorgeous, the only other contestants I was smitten with (after taking the last 10 minutes to look through galleries) was
Miss Thailand (http://www.missuniverse.com/galleries/view/2132) and Miss Indonesia (http://www.missuniverse.com/galleries/view/2094)

[iLOVENZB]

Oh dear goodness, what a name: http://www.missuniverse.com/members/profile/599499/year:2011

Has Greece or Cyprus contestants ever won?

[mjmacky]

Oh dear goodness, what a name: http://www.missuniverse.com/members/profile/599499/year:2011

Has Greece or Cyprus contestants ever won?

I never really paid attention to these things, it's been years since I've even seen the contestants. I keep getting older, but Miss Universe contestants stay the same age.

[IdolEyes787]

I never really paid attention to these things, it's been years since I've even seen the contestants. I keep getting older, but Miss Universe contestants stay the same age.

I gave up on these things when it became apparent that the judges had absolutely no taste.

[harrydresden]

The ladies holding the title for the last three years look pretty

[ziggyjuarez]

How do rumors get started?

[ziggyjuarez]

hours later...

[JPaul]

Barbie helped me start a rumour that Seedorf was joining t'Hoops.

It was quality to the macs.

[Mr. Mulder]

My knee grows, wagwan? :smilie4:


smashed gym twice today, cardio this morning - sculpting the the guns just now - AWWWWWWWW YEAAHHHH!!!!!

[JPaul]

Should you really be posting pish on the interweb when you are smashing your guns.

[Mr. Mulder]

Should you really be posting pish on the interweb when you are smashing your guns.

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[Skiz]

Might have potential...


http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810226711/video/26635877

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking pikeys.

[Mr. Mulder]

speaking of which, Tyson Fury tonight on channel 5 :smilie4:

[chicagorox]

OMG! There is no incentive to stop posting!

[IdolEyes787]

OMG! There is no incentive to stop posting!

I'm disagree.I'm thinking maybe having something better to do might be a strong possibility.

[JPaul]

speaking of which, Tyson Fury tonight on channel 5 :smilie4:

Walking to the ring now.

Muldster like, not the boxers.

[JPaul]

Should you really be posting pish on the interweb when you are smashing your guns.

85950

You never said you had groan a tache.

[thebazzla]

yo JP whats all this about
The back page of Saturday's edition used the headline "Who's More Hated at Ibrox (is it Lennon or the Taxman?)" ahead of Sunday's Old Firm match.

[iLOVENZB]

Might have potential...


http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810226711/video/26635877

I stopped watching after they showed a quote saying fuck Guy Ritchie. This guy is THE SHIT. Anyways, if you want a boxing movie wait for Warrior, that looks awesome!!!111!11

[Lilmiss]

Testing. :ermm:

[chalice]

Testing. :ermm:

Yes you are.